Anomaly: The Conjuring Bootleg Movie You Didn't Ask For But Which I Decided to Review for Halloween

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@PossumReviews
@PossumReviews 4 жыл бұрын
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@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@arandomdudewithnolife1270
@arandomdudewithnolife1270 4 жыл бұрын
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@cargo6478
@cargo6478 4 жыл бұрын
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@treeboi4613
@treeboi4613 4 жыл бұрын
8t8tditdotd85d85ektsjgxturs?
@cargo6478
@cargo6478 4 жыл бұрын
@@treeboi4613 و تنزيل
@dr.slime111
@dr.slime111 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh look we've got pumpkins."
@chaleb6817
@chaleb6817 4 жыл бұрын
pineapples are better
@Hooded-Tet
@Hooded-Tet 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit we've got pumpkin s
@Akunai_
@Akunai_ 4 жыл бұрын
Can I have them
@dr.slime111
@dr.slime111 4 жыл бұрын
@@Akunai_ sure
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506
@imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 жыл бұрын
Apples are better
@bakerboy8910
@bakerboy8910 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone ever figure out why the Goblin turned on the stove?
@legio1942
@legio1942 4 жыл бұрын
I did not, but I will wait for answer with you.
@unhamster8410
@unhamster8410 4 жыл бұрын
No clue
@55alegria
@55alegria 4 жыл бұрын
I want that to be a running joke in the channel
@Mickerson
@Mickerson 4 жыл бұрын
To pad out the run time?
@sirbaconbuster
@sirbaconbuster 4 жыл бұрын
It was to heat up the fireplace poker that was on it. The real question is who the heck keeps their fireplace poker on their stove?
@rafaelschaffner
@rafaelschaffner 4 жыл бұрын
"And Tommy, who's haircut makes you want to slap his parents." Hilarious.
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 3 жыл бұрын
He's a stand-in for the mother in case she needs someone to complain to the manager, but she doesn't want to sport the appropriate haircut.
@That0neDeadGuy
@That0neDeadGuy 4 жыл бұрын
I love how possum gets instantly angry now when the next weird thing breaks into his house. Hopefully the next review isn’t some obscure Kaiju movie... for obvious reasons.
@jjj7783
@jjj7783 4 жыл бұрын
he Basically killed every single skit
@jeremyallen492
@jeremyallen492 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nat20streak don't forget Sasquatch and the evil scarecrow
@theratman6468
@theratman6468 3 жыл бұрын
And he tore an alien’s face off
@jeremyallen492
@jeremyallen492 3 жыл бұрын
@@theratman6468 and mauled a scientifically accurate Velociraptor
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyallen492 and the ant dude. Who's the ant supposed to be anyways?
@spookydooky666
@spookydooky666 4 жыл бұрын
For once I want an accurate haunted house movie where the ghost just makes a bunch of noise at 3am and the human occupant screams at them to shut the fuck up.
@zacross8504
@zacross8504 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised you didn’t point out “Morgan Le Fay” is a character from Arthurian legend. They didn’t even think up an original name for their ghost/spirit.
@erlanddrow7950
@erlanddrow7950 3 жыл бұрын
Also, unless I'm missing something, why is Morgan in England? Morgan originates from England and this story seems to take place in America. They don't have English accents and they don't state they're in England. Correct me if there is a detail I overlooked
@Matthew-Anthony
@Matthew-Anthony 2 жыл бұрын
Morgan Le Fay is a villain in the DC universe.
@TacDyne
@TacDyne 2 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew-Anthony LOL! And Gygax got all things D&D from Diablo too, right?
@Matthew-Anthony
@Matthew-Anthony 2 жыл бұрын
@@TacDyneAre you serious!?
@Jeffrey314159
@Jeffrey314159 2 жыл бұрын
It is actually "Morgana de LaFey"
@insanedruid3350
@insanedruid3350 4 жыл бұрын
They point the torches at their face because they think it will make them scarier than the ghost, it works about as well as it does in the last light
@pieynot9084
@pieynot9084 4 жыл бұрын
The ghost is Dr shaym and the family are the feminists.
@Vedlom
@Vedlom 4 жыл бұрын
But who is the midnight-invader opossum?
@pieynot9084
@pieynot9084 4 жыл бұрын
@@Vedlom that's up for you to decide.
@DustyEchozy
@DustyEchozy 4 жыл бұрын
And i am guessing that Cindy is the Sasquatch.
@Vedlom
@Vedlom 4 жыл бұрын
@@pieynot9084 The priest it is.
@panqueque445
@panqueque445 3 жыл бұрын
A horror movie using a jumpscare to scare you is like a comedian tickling you to make you laugh.
@xChikyx
@xChikyx 11 ай бұрын
omg, this is the best allegory I've read
@nb8817
@nb8817 4 жыл бұрын
Your “jump scare” is probably the only one I’ll ever remember, not because it was actually scary, but instead just because it coincidently happened while I was taking a piss. (You got me because I wasn’t paying attention, well played man.)
@zeroattentiongaming820
@zeroattentiongaming820 2 жыл бұрын
A jump scare that literally scared the piss out of someone? Even by coincidence, that's impressive
@jesseb8927
@jesseb8927 4 жыл бұрын
One of these days when I’m not so broke, I will achieve the legendary status of “$10 Patron”.
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 3 жыл бұрын
So if one was to become a $10 parton....so is that...like one payments......or like monthly....or......
@williambaylis2904
@williambaylis2904 4 жыл бұрын
#WhyDidTheGoblinTurnOnTheStove Me and my brother almost died because we were driving while listening to this 😂😂😂😂😂
@thedemongodvalos4965
@thedemongodvalos4965 4 жыл бұрын
happy to see someone else noticed that
@MrLeonardord
@MrLeonardord 4 жыл бұрын
RIP?
@mediocreskullduggery
@mediocreskullduggery 4 жыл бұрын
F
@bluelick7578
@bluelick7578 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t watch KZbin while you drive
@williambaylis2904
@williambaylis2904 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluelick7578 obviously you don't read......we were listening
@UltravioletNomad
@UltravioletNomad 4 жыл бұрын
On the note of the flashlight gag, if they had her use a cellphone flash instead they could have lit her face with the light from the screen. Also, in the words of every horror game reviewer ever, flashlights don't do the narrow beam pinhole thing (at least to human eyes) and would faintly illuminate the area around it.
@Oskanwhitchfather
@Oskanwhitchfather 4 жыл бұрын
Traditional flashlights, yes. But I actually own a flashlight that can be focused to a narrow beam, and no outer rim of dim light, or a massive circle of bright light.
@UltravioletNomad
@UltravioletNomad 4 жыл бұрын
@@Oskanwhitchfather I mean yeah, but that's not usually the ones implied to be used in shitty horror movies or Unity engine asset flips.
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 3 жыл бұрын
I have a flashlight that can light up an approxmently entire room and you can see the light beam.
@UltravioletNomad
@UltravioletNomad 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackalenterprisesofohio I'm not saying you cant see the beam, I'm talking about in horror games when its ONLY the beam. Some movies and games will literally have a pitch black screen with a perfect circle cut out of it like a spot light.
@FalseCouatl
@FalseCouatl 4 жыл бұрын
"Avenge Me!!!" "I Won't!!!" Why do I feel like that's something I would do...
@Fandomtabulous
@Fandomtabulous 3 жыл бұрын
i thought the same thing
@zvenafnazbalji7539
@zvenafnazbalji7539 4 жыл бұрын
I never watched Conjuring, but after learning the exsistence of this movie, I don't even want to. Also, the gif of possum shooting a Thompson in gangster clothes is the best.
@ClapperAlien269
@ClapperAlien269 4 жыл бұрын
Trust me, conjuring is great at scaring you. I recommend you watch it, it's a great movie.
@OddSifr
@OddSifr 4 жыл бұрын
@@ClapperAlien269 and only the 2 Conjuring. Annabelles and Nun are bad, to be kind.
@shotguntony4730
@shotguntony4730 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah this movie took the Conjuring (an actual good scary movie) and just ripped it to shreds and lit it on fire for good measure.
@Hail_Macbeth
@Hail_Macbeth 4 жыл бұрын
The Conjuring is actually pretty spooky, I recommend it. Don’t watch the other movies though
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
Watch it
@deeperisalwaysbetter8136
@deeperisalwaysbetter8136 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact there's a movie called: attack of the killer donuts and guess the budget
@cheesemonkey442
@cheesemonkey442 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen that movie and yeah, it's kinda ass
@schmitty5461
@schmitty5461 4 жыл бұрын
A bakers dozen.
@1vandread
@1vandread 4 жыл бұрын
@@schmitty5461 *slow clap* I’m proud of you.
@wileyjohnson5955
@wileyjohnson5955 4 жыл бұрын
200$?
@kylekomicbro1836
@kylekomicbro1836 4 жыл бұрын
Holes
@nicosmind3
@nicosmind3 4 жыл бұрын
The scariest kitten ive ever seen, i dont think ill be able to sleep at night after seeing that!
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah! That thing was a abomination!!!!
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
Quite the *_killer kitten!_*
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 Жыл бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542 BITES ZA DUSTO!
@joeman8173
@joeman8173 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I thought there would be a review of Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred.
@charolettebacon6740
@charolettebacon6740 4 жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when possum uploads
@justafurrywithinternet317
@justafurrywithinternet317 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, a fellow furry!
@goofball7354
@goofball7354 4 жыл бұрын
@@justafurrywithinternet317 either you're everywhere or you just have an unoriginal username
@justafurrywithinternet317
@justafurrywithinternet317 4 жыл бұрын
@@goofball7354 I am not sure, I mean I make dumb comments whenever I can, but I am also unoriginal.
@SunDropVT
@SunDropVT 4 жыл бұрын
You should've reviewed Fred 2. Would've been a more horrifying experience
@Rahnonymous
@Rahnonymous 4 жыл бұрын
Slow down there, Satan
@AFarmerCalledChicken
@AFarmerCalledChicken 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. Shoulda done Zombie Nation
@jimdotbeep
@jimdotbeep 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@OmegaVideoGameGod
@OmegaVideoGameGod 4 жыл бұрын
@@AFarmerCalledChicken Agreed.
@johnmonroe8557
@johnmonroe8557 4 жыл бұрын
THERES A FRED SEQUEL?!?!?!?!?!
@justinjones5616
@justinjones5616 4 жыл бұрын
"Avenge MEEEEE!" "I Won't!"
@mikeyzero2439
@mikeyzero2439 Жыл бұрын
8:44 Two years later and I'm noticing something - that's not a tea pot, it's an Italian stove-top espresso pot. The point of the scene is to demonstrate that she makes coffee in a technically outdated manner (though they're actually pretty common, and I might think that because I use one every day), and along with the land line phone that looks like an old dial phone from the 1940s, but is actually a push button phone from the 1980s, this set of scenes tries to indicate that she is a quirky character who likes anachronistic things. That way we might think she's cool and interesting, but since they half-assed it this character build easily goes unnoticed.
@ariusscorpius7705
@ariusscorpius7705 4 жыл бұрын
"Why'd the goblin turn on the stove?" I'm dead. Love shit like that.
@dinho3531
@dinho3531 4 жыл бұрын
17:33 "What happened to the lights?" -"They went out." i haven't watched it but that's gotta be the greatest piece of dialogue in the entire movie
@erlanddrow7950
@erlanddrow7950 2 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling through the comments and found this at that scene 😅
@seanhuds229
@seanhuds229 2 жыл бұрын
Must be due their annual lobotomy.
@Ars-Nova258
@Ars-Nova258 4 жыл бұрын
At least the Snake didn’t turn on the Stove.
@timopino2726
@timopino2726 3 жыл бұрын
But why dit the goblin
@BlacKnightRising
@BlacKnightRising 3 жыл бұрын
@@timopino2726 DON'T KNOW!
@addwaterandstir8826
@addwaterandstir8826 4 жыл бұрын
Why’d the goblin turn on the stove!? 😂 that callback was hilarious
@skelen835
@skelen835 4 жыл бұрын
I never knew that there was a conjuring bootleg and I wish I never knew
@mikeyzero2439
@mikeyzero2439 4 жыл бұрын
They have only recently moved into this house, yet look how filthy it is.
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 Жыл бұрын
Crack House?
@VelkanAngels
@VelkanAngels 4 жыл бұрын
Getting startled is an instinctual reflex response. Fear is an emotion. There you go :P
@brunomatias4336
@brunomatias4336 4 жыл бұрын
If there was a goblin turning on the stove that movie would be a lot better
@Darkboarder4
@Darkboarder4 4 жыл бұрын
"Enjoy your existential nightmares you prick!" The anthem for our time. Also why did the goblin turn on the stove?
@irishjoe2941
@irishjoe2941 4 жыл бұрын
Damn that person has a semi-Famous step dad now!
@SamuelTrademarked
@SamuelTrademarked 3 жыл бұрын
That kitten jumpscare was clever. More well executed than modern jumpscares.
@theautisticbeaver4885
@theautisticbeaver4885 4 жыл бұрын
8:30 that didn’t even startle me it just hurt my ears, like omg I was wearing headphones.
@jameslancefield9810
@jameslancefield9810 2 жыл бұрын
when she screamed "im gunna go back inside" it looked like it genuinely scared the three actors around her, like they didnt expect it lol
@_Alex_Zer0_
@_Alex_Zer0_ 4 жыл бұрын
The possibility of the Possum giving a straight answer to if he's going to review Fred 2 is equal to the possibility of him finding out why the goblin turned on the stove.
@raccoononymous
@raccoononymous 4 жыл бұрын
You can hear the alcoholism in his voice and I think it's getting worse.
@jnhzrk6841
@jnhzrk6841 4 жыл бұрын
Uh oh
@BlacKnightRising
@BlacKnightRising 3 жыл бұрын
you'd drink to if you had to watch the movies
@Matthew-Anthony
@Matthew-Anthony 2 жыл бұрын
He and The Critical Drinker should have a beer together.
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 2 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew-Anthony Correction: ALL the beer.
@ClapperAlien269
@ClapperAlien269 4 жыл бұрын
I found your channel not so long ago, and I don't regret it. Also, thank you for your multiple sacrifices of watching these movies for us. Thank you for not having us lay our eyes on these terrible movies by watching them for us. Amen.
@CheeseYourself
@CheeseYourself 4 жыл бұрын
Possum is naturally angry, it's a part of his character, but his immediate reaction to the ghost showing up genuinely caught me off-guard
@andrewjones9547
@andrewjones9547 Жыл бұрын
the ghost showing up? can you give a timstamp?
@KS-pr3un
@KS-pr3un 4 жыл бұрын
"Why did the goblin turn on the stove"
@OmegaVideoGameGod
@OmegaVideoGameGod 4 жыл бұрын
"Hi, I'm a Possum and I find garbage!!!!"
@kevinm.4846
@kevinm.4846 4 жыл бұрын
"Richard reads a book in the dark like a normal person..." 🤣🤣🤣
@johndoe-uz2kc
@johndoe-uz2kc 4 жыл бұрын
Dammit, your jumpscare actually made me jump!!
@jefferythibodeaux5573
@jefferythibodeaux5573 3 жыл бұрын
That cat jumpscare got me more than any horror movie
@_sargentocoelho_4441
@_sargentocoelho_4441 4 жыл бұрын
That patreon setup was actual 2000iq moment
@shuttlechief
@shuttlechief 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Possums in-depth, and comprehensive reviews, has made me visualize and appreciate good movies that much more
@benthomason3307
@benthomason3307 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else ever notice how it's always a *woman* that gets attacked in the shower in a horror movie?
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 4 жыл бұрын
_Wish Upon_ _Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter_
@caninecritic9170
@caninecritic9170 4 жыл бұрын
Cause men don't shower lmao
@royalfoil5413
@royalfoil5413 4 жыл бұрын
All thanks to Psycho.
@justafurrywithinternet317
@justafurrywithinternet317 4 жыл бұрын
@@caninecritic9170 Hey! I shower sometimes!
@caninecritic9170
@caninecritic9170 4 жыл бұрын
@@justafurrywithinternet317 Do you use soap?!?!?!
@bravepigster
@bravepigster 4 жыл бұрын
I personally want to see more reviews on just any movies honestly, they don’t always need to be on bad movies, part of the fun is hearing his reaction after you already have you’re own to when you watched the movie.
@bravepigster
@bravepigster 3 жыл бұрын
@@NuEnergyReborn I’m asking for him to do reviews on more than just the awful movies, it’s fun to see him make fun of stuff, so I’m sure he could judge movies that are considered good even though it’s got a lot of plot holes or something.
@bigcountry2902
@bigcountry2902 4 жыл бұрын
At least this was enough to temporarily forget about Sean Connery's death.
@eltoria3317
@eltoria3317 4 жыл бұрын
"Demons sound a lot like Taco Bell". Well that got chuckle out of me.
@Gideon13397
@Gideon13397 4 жыл бұрын
That whole dinner conversation scene of the guy telling his fiancée that their car is not working properly and she just answers "really" with soo much glee on her face cracks me up 🤣.
@seanhuds229
@seanhuds229 2 жыл бұрын
I suspect she had secretly tampered with the car in an attempt to get some insurance from his death, and she was trying her hardest to act surprised when her plot was foiled.
@allalphazerobeta8643
@allalphazerobeta8643 Жыл бұрын
@@seanhuds229 The movie is actually almost brilliant, it just needs a few more hints for the audience that Paige and the Father are actually trying to steal the house from the father. well the biological one not the Catholic one. The catholic one is the one who's in on it with Paige. the daughter just has PTSD from the whole thing and is an insane insane asylum.
@LucasSideris
@LucasSideris 4 жыл бұрын
I liked how the spirit sounds like a robot when answering "HER ENERGY" The priest is calling Vatican like: CODE RED, WE GOT A DAFT PUNK HERE. SEND HELP! SEND PRIEST JOHN CONNOR!
@jakethehooman988
@jakethehooman988 4 жыл бұрын
"So demons work a lot like taco bell" that line killed me. Lmao
@MehraDelrosi
@MehraDelrosi 4 жыл бұрын
The Goblin turned on the stove to heat the fire poker. It just happened to be the same color as the stove.
@didelphidae5228
@didelphidae5228 2 жыл бұрын
Why hasn't anyone else caught this? Lol
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 4 жыл бұрын
The thing Possum is most scared of is a fridge with no beer
@trevorreviews647
@trevorreviews647 4 жыл бұрын
Is that an ERB reference?
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 4 жыл бұрын
@@trevorreviews647 😉
@loneronin6813
@loneronin6813 4 жыл бұрын
I think it would be really cool to see a short film about someone who moves into a new home that has an old piano in it and is drawn to the piano to the point of obsession. The protagonist develops an addiction to playing it due to the influence of an otherworldly entity. That would be an interesting setup and at the very least would be more creative than the stuff you typically see when it comes to haunted house horror movies.
@MagusLay
@MagusLay 4 жыл бұрын
12:35 I knew I recognized that foghorn. They use it for Ork Waaaghs! in Battlefleet Gothic. With that sound ingrained in my head like that, any immersion I had in this movie was sapped away. Careful with those stock sound effects, kids.
@Greg-Storm
@Greg-Storm 4 жыл бұрын
But the burning question still remains ( no pun intended). Why did the Goblin turn the stove on?
@kennycubensis8152
@kennycubensis8152 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down, my favorite channel on the tube
@PinkExtra31
@PinkExtra31 4 жыл бұрын
"The Conjuring Bootleg Movie You Didn't Ask" but actually someone asked for
@HughMansonMD
@HughMansonMD 3 жыл бұрын
11:17 The Dawn of the Dead remake is a good example of doing this right. The movie starts out with a fuck ton of urgency and it all feels very serious.
@GreatFox42
@GreatFox42 4 жыл бұрын
So something about Paige had been distracting me the entire time, even for just the review. It took me until about 2/3 of the video to pin it down. It's how she looks like she could be Cindy's older sister exactly _half_ the time. If she was just a young-looking actress it would be fine. But for reasons I can't explain, she keeps switching between looking like a high school sophomore or junior and then to looking like she's nearing middle age. Again if she just stayed super young looking I wouldn't spare it a second thought. I don't know if there was a problem with makeup or costuming or whatever, but whatever happened led to a very distracting flip-flop between scenes. It's very likely it's just me but yeah that bugged me the entire time. why did the goblin turn on the stove tho
@afrightenedsloth
@afrightenedsloth 4 жыл бұрын
we may one day know why the goblin turned on the stove, but science still denies our attempts to find an answer
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
To heat up the fireplace poker
@afrightenedsloth
@afrightenedsloth 4 жыл бұрын
@@brianaguilar8283 nah I recently came up with a better explanation, to contribute to global warming a tiny bit more so even more may suffer ever so slightly sooner
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
@@afrightenedsloth it’s clearly a fireplace poker if you look closely at the shot
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen people claim that ghost movies aren't scary anymore, and while I DON'T agree with that position at all, I will admit that there is a disturbing lack of creativity when it comes to movies about ghosts & demons. Too many of them fall back on the same tired cliches, and never try to push the boundaries and try something new. I say if you're going to make a movie about ghosts and/or demons think less "The Conjuring" and more "Beetlejuice". Think less "Paranormal Activity" and more "Prince of Darkness". Don't think "The Blair Witch Project" think "Dreams in the Witch House". Even when it comes to video games, take a lesson from "Corpse Party" or "Mad Father", not "The Dark Occult"...Don't think "Ghost Hunters", think "Ghostbusters"!
@wiictvchannel1112
@wiictvchannel1112 3 жыл бұрын
I have to disagree with Conjuring/Beetlejuice and Ghost Hunters/Ghostbusters. They are such different movies or shows where you take serious and turn them into comedies.
@itshammertime4297
@itshammertime4297 4 жыл бұрын
Being forced to live on channel awesome is truly the most terrifying fate
@jesse3391
@jesse3391 4 жыл бұрын
am i the only one who thinks that the goblin turned the stove on to heat up the pike that he was gonna stab ppl with
@corsaircarl9582
@corsaircarl9582 4 жыл бұрын
Also snakes don't hiss like that, that 'hiss' is meant to represent a rattler, and I gotta say, that tiny-ass snake ain't a rattler.
@dakotamartinez8310
@dakotamartinez8310 2 жыл бұрын
It is not even the right kind of snake.
@nitromenace1424
@nitromenace1424 3 жыл бұрын
8:30 you got me with the sound. Speaking of jump-scares, there are only 3 good ones that I can think of off the top of my head; The blood test in The Thing, the severed head in Jaws, and the air vent scene from Alien
@dragonfan4399
@dragonfan4399 4 жыл бұрын
If you hadn't said Father Joseph, I would've seriously thought he has Jewish. The back of his hair is shaped like a perfect yamaka.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
Father Cheech amirite
@circlingoverland4364
@circlingoverland4364 3 жыл бұрын
I had a family of raccoons get into my attic and walls. The sounds of them scratching and scurrying about up there is 95% overlap with what people describe as noises they hear in a haunted house. Maybe try calling animal control before calling the ghost busters.
@savharris5702
@savharris5702 4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you annihilate Dark Harvest... I literally had a cashier at a gas station basically force the DVD on me, for free, while I was buying a drink or whatever. ...And it didn't even make any tangile sense... She was like "Oh ya got a Sprite and some Skittles?...Well you also get a free DVD with that." ...Is that even close to relative? It was like the thing was cursed, and they were lookin for any reason to unload it 🤷🏽‍♂️
@fsfs555
@fsfs555 2 жыл бұрын
The "tea" is actually coffee. It's a moka pot. Basically it's stovetop espresso. This may be why the goblin turned on the stove: it needed some caffeine.
@Dannyheal
@Dannyheal 4 жыл бұрын
I'm still trying to figure out why the Cross of St. Peter is automatically Satanic, instead of you know.. using the Leviathan Cross. It is an insult to the audiences intelligence.
@dazzake7431
@dazzake7431 4 жыл бұрын
The "Why the Goblin turn on the stove" bit is now the new meme.
@GeakandGamer
@GeakandGamer 4 жыл бұрын
The second kitten scare actually got me
@DigitalFulcrum
@DigitalFulcrum 4 жыл бұрын
Around around 22:35 when he talks about the camera use and filter shutters makes just enjoy Possum even more. I would of noticed or but I appreciate someone who has that level of attention to detail and knowledge on the subject.
@BENTLEYQUAMP
@BENTLEYQUAMP 4 жыл бұрын
Why is every door and surface of that house smeared in soot or something?
@slxxpyhollow
@slxxpyhollow 3 жыл бұрын
You should refer to fake scares as "snake in a box" Why'd the goblin turn on the stove?
@brodybazzini6729
@brodybazzini6729 4 жыл бұрын
Those shots of the car in the beginning remind me a lot of re7.
@v1b3z77
@v1b3z77 4 жыл бұрын
Then integration of plot on the reviews is always amazing dude. Loving your videos as always.
@julcaos
@julcaos 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, dude! Your reviews are literally welcome every day because they1re some good shite!
@Saieras
@Saieras 3 жыл бұрын
Bad jump scares never fail to make me laugh. It's like the movie briefly turned into a KZbin Poop.
@boris2342
@boris2342 4 жыл бұрын
film begins with exact definition of spirit...half hour later... kid asks "Whats a spirit"
@blacknightdragon8407
@blacknightdragon8407 4 жыл бұрын
A real jumpscare is, "why did the goblin turn on the stove?"
@justifiedkill7766
@justifiedkill7766 4 жыл бұрын
I do the "scaring somebody by walking up behind them" all the time at work without meaning to. Pisses them off.
@SillyVixen420
@SillyVixen420 4 жыл бұрын
Same here, but I chastise them for getting scared.
@DistractedGlobeGuy
@DistractedGlobeGuy 4 жыл бұрын
Do you have a foley artist following you around with an anvil?
@Quickdrawingartist
@Quickdrawingartist 3 жыл бұрын
I just do that, even though I don't mean to.
@Sorakeyblademaster37
@Sorakeyblademaster37 2 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing with my mom. Not even meaning to. Apparently I'm just too quiet for her.
@NecromancyForKids
@NecromancyForKids 2 жыл бұрын
Do you grab their shoulder though?
@charlietapp1172
@charlietapp1172 4 жыл бұрын
Why the goblin turned on the stove never was explained
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
He was heating up the fireplace poker
@malkav616
@malkav616 4 жыл бұрын
I was lightly Chuckling at the gags in the review but God damn I wasnt ready for the "why did the goblin turn on the stove". I laughed out loud so hard that came in to see if I was okay
@edge3220
@edge3220 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever the power goes out I point the flashlight up at the ceiling and it lights up the whole room.
@anthonyanzalone9742
@anthonyanzalone9742 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I ever got along without this guy! I've never laughed so hard at ANY movie let alone these. I don't see any point in watching a movie if Possum isn't making fun of it. You're awesome Bro! It's always hilarious when you know so much more about cinematography than the liberal hollywood "elites."
@v1b3z77
@v1b3z77 4 жыл бұрын
8:35 I'm pretty sure she's making coffee. Since we happen to have the exact same infuser here at home. :D
@dhammar73
@dhammar73 Жыл бұрын
My neighbors moved in 17 years ago and I still haven’t introduced myself.
@GameTornado01
@GameTornado01 3 жыл бұрын
"Avenge me" "I won't" That got me
@TeaCeeSee
@TeaCeeSee 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe how underrated you are
@SashaTheDog
@SashaTheDog 4 жыл бұрын
Why did the Goblin turn on the Stove, WHY?
@justafurrywithinternet317
@justafurrywithinternet317 4 жыл бұрын
Because you sir are a furry.
@Krozbot
@Krozbot 4 жыл бұрын
OOF
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 4 жыл бұрын
To heat up the fireplace poker
@MustangChuck
@MustangChuck 2 жыл бұрын
I literally lol'd at the second kitten "jumpscare" lol.
@KING1290SMITH
@KING1290SMITH 4 жыл бұрын
5:56 Thanks for reminding me to take out the trash bud. Totally dark outside too 👍
@radiorender7163
@radiorender7163 3 жыл бұрын
Personally, I believe that one of the best jumpscares is Chara's jumpscare from Undertale.
@BarbadosBeerFestival
@BarbadosBeerFestival 4 жыл бұрын
The interviewer looks like a female WWE wrestler.
@jesse3391
@jesse3391 4 жыл бұрын
but . . . . . . . . . how did a ghost kill himself??
@stanstanstan2597
@stanstanstan2597 3 жыл бұрын
Very carefully
@sacb0y
@sacb0y 4 жыл бұрын
Please compare this with the amazing "Haunting of Hill House", which is a spin on the generic concept making it WAY more interesting.
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