Drama Time - Furry Daddy Milkers

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00:00 - Intro and Ben Discussion
05:56 - Noob to Newcomer
29:35 - Soured Milk
51:10 - Noob to Baller to Tw*t
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[@Badatname]

Things were going so well after the first story then I heard 'I need a guild name based on milk'

[@SunniestAutumn]

Ruin a drama time with eight words.

[@fnordcola3226]

"Given my own work in the adult film industry" is the best line to drop into a story out of nowhere.

[@restinginn9906]

Dude. The first story was so wholesome it brought back memories of my first time playing WoW and my guild helping me. Man that was good.

[@AlfonsoVallarta]

Applause, Alidianaux. You're a treasure to our profession, mate.

[@wideboi5179]

aw, I hope Ben makes it... I lost my best girl after 14 years together. she was my first dog and it still hurts from time to time that she's gone. A sympathetic bro fist, MIke.

[@Scrooge042]

Can confirm that for a vanilla Alliance noob that just starting out in Westfall was the time when it hit you just how enormous this game was.

[@Davivd2]

That first story is me so much. My second day on a WoW trial, going into Dead Mines I pissed off everyone in my group because I was needing on intellect rings as a warrior and had no idea what need or greed meant. They gave me a guild invite before we started and promptly G kicked me halfway through the dungeon. I wanted to ask what need and greed meant, but they were so pissed I was afraid to say anything.

[@chilliewhk]

Hope your dog gets better soon Mike.

[@cas6382]

It was on twitter today and I'm glad Ben is starting to feel better

[@grumpyoldwizard]

We had a guy named “Fold” who was notorious for being a scoundrel and he especially enjoyed walking up to all and any Tauren and emote “Fold milks ….”. Being a Tauren, I found this both funny and irritating. He was always telling jokes, pranking, doing outrageous things, and milking Tauren. He was on our server for years and when he left it was as though a void opened up. I still think of him now and then and miss the antics he played on everyone.

[@z3nji]

That first story was so uplifting! It exemplifies the best of WoW.

[@patrykpryce]

Aldian sounded like how Adrian was, hail adrian! Seriously wholesome story that I didn't know I needed 😅

[@lukegto]

Praise be aldian. Disciple of the blessed adrian....or maybe...the same person...

[@jamestomlin5525]

Lookin good Mike! Sorry to hear about the fam and doggo, hope yall get better soon

[@sgt391]

The first one is the story of how a bored player can change the (gaming) life of another person. Also It reminds me of a guy that helped me a lot in the beginning of classic, while in my first classic-guild. Love that story so much!

[@rayvg7709]

Ended up crushing the competition like an absolute baller. PG Squad represent. Big leagues only.

[@xtremefurrycat]

you had me at the title

[@Xxkilluminati91xX]

"Alright, you've gone too far. Let's drag it back in." XD Preach fed up is funny as hell

[@thorinpeterson6282]

Alidianaux sounds like a literal Gandalf. He teaches the new player, he rides into battle with a host of powerful allies, and then fades into the west, before finally returning as Alidianaux the white. This story made me tear up a little lol

[@MrShivshank]

man that first story was sooooo good.

[@ItsSvetsi]

That first story was so wholesome. I think we can all relate to it in some way.

[@defenestrationstation5771]

I don't know what made me feel more sick, the furries or that last story man did that dude's fiance dodge a bullet with him

[@thedarkfox9851]

Poor furry fella never even heard of monosodium glutamate lol

[@made.online2149]

e621 comments are a greater cesspool than even furry twitter

[@ShaneLibrarian]

love and virtual hugs for ben.

[@MadAllDay]

Noob to Baller to Twat story guy deserves to be alone.

[@omensoffate]

Believing that is a real story is sad

[@MadAllDay]

@@omensoffate You're sad.

[@andromidius]

@@omensoffate Oh its real. I've met a lot of idiots and assholes - and this is common stuff. All three of the people involved are assholes for different reasons, honestly. The guy for being a twat, the ex for being a control freak home breaker and the fiancé for being pathetic in begging him to stay.

[@stephenbeale4707]

The title is all you need to know lol

[@TheDrunkenQuill]

Last story was more cursed than furry story and how is that possible?

[@baronfuath5872]

oh how quickly this went from heartwarming to well... my heart isnt warm any more after the 2nd story. ill just leave it at that.

[@koli5586]

recently had a big scare with my 21 year old cat. we nearly lost him. he was overnight in the vets for two days with extream salt poisoning. no idea how he got it.. but those two days were hell. i hope you and your family are doing alright with this worry and stress, its horrific to have such a scare with a beloved member of the family and i send ben all the best that he can pull through

[@nimbostratus1162]

plot twist: the fiancee and the ex-GF were in cahoots to take over the guild

[@IAmAlorel]

That last story was beyond oof

[@opasnivilenjak]

The last story was a gold, cocked by both fiancé and ex-gf I laughed sooooo hard xD

[@schmerzdj5719]

That 'aldion' guy was a chad in DM..... very patient with the loot... Can tell it was vanilla and not classic

[@jasonn368]

Sorry to hear about Ben, Preach. Ben is the original Bants Master.

[@JDmix123]

Whose Ben?

[@fatiguethesleepy]

36:16 *Cry's in e621*

[@carrot4759]

i hate -no, despise- the fact that ive become completely desensitized to things like that second story

[@k.d4818]

As a fellow dog owner I really hope Ben comes out strong! They say that for us humans a dog is just a part of life but for the dog we humans are their entire life, which is both true and false because even though they won't stay with us forever they do mark us for life.

[@gordo6908]

3 dogs and i couldn't even take it anymore

[@CTallant]

Where is this body paint video. I want to see it 😂

[@delete_gaming]

Best wishes to Ben

[@neathwow6134]

"If I start body painting, GAME OVER!" xD

[@snowpantsguy]

sending love for ben

[@Jackpkmn]

There are better places. And those who know, know.

[@miszewski]

Who won the bet?

[@Nimicry]

Alidian, best classic player

[@Grimtotem001]

Speaking of hivemind, the first ne I thought of as well was "mommy milkers"

[@CaptainIcebeard]

Please someone tell me Mike didn't try to microwave an egg.

[@grumpy_goose]

The "Milk Duds" would have been a better guild name imo ;p

[@bishop1412]

Dude that last story the guy must hate himself, that hurt so bad to listen to

[@robertfancyman3873]

Hurts for that poor fiancee. That dickhead literally took zero convincing to ruin her life.

[@phen6075]

*TOP 5 anime cliffhangers amv linkin park* wtf man i need to see both bodypaints.

[@Spika94]

57:44 I had to pause to burry my face deeply down into the palm of my hand to question what the flying fuck kind of world do we live in.

[@omensoffate]

I mean when you can have men play in women sports …. We been there for a long time

[@mkgaming5823]

@@omensoffate Na its people like you that make the world shit Spreading needless hate for no reason

[@omensoffate]

@@mkgaming5823 needless hate defending women? Oh okay

[@omensoffate]

@L M spreading hate allowing men to play with women ? They aren’t trans

[@le_med]

The candles burning up the ceiling is really bothering me :)

[@ravingmilf3148]

But.. how did the Space Invaders go?

[@StoovTV]

This title... LOL

[@Hadw1n]

god look at that luscious hair :D

[@fredriklind6727]

With Methuzahla picking and Preach goin in blind, his brain is breaking more and more everytime we get weird stories.

[@megarural3000]

I hope it is peaceful for Ben, I re-watched the Top 5 Assholes in WoW last week, hit the "I had to hire the top notch babysitter in the country" part, it was Ben, and noted I have not seen Ben in a while. Rest well good doggy.

[@cas6382]

He just said on stream today Ben is still alive and with the vet but starting to feel a bit better. They visited Ben over the weekend and he started to eat again. The poor thing's chances thankfully went up so here's hoping he'll be ok

[@megarural3000]

WooHoo!

[@Rioumuro]

Your hair keeps getting better laddy. Looking like a 20 year old man again xD

[@gwenchadwick780]

Im still friends with all of my ex's. I thought it was strange people were so mad at their ex's. Now im coming to think i might be the strange one.

[@NateTheScot]

Nah i'm friendly with exes too. The only one i cut off contact with was the emotionally, physically and sexually abusive stalker who took advantage of me when i was very young and naiive and had first gone to Uni and didn't know any better. The rest of my exes parted on friendly terms and didn't see any reason to cut each other out when we knew each other so well and could give better advice as a result than most other people. We just knew we weren't right and didn't want to get back together when there was no future... She even asked if she could keep coming over sometimes to get off lol, but eventually we had to put a stop to her "dirty weekends away" because i was starting to like someone else. We're still friends 11 years on (she was the only serious relationship i had at uni and helped me recover from the traumas of the psycho stalker and the physical and emotional scars that one left). I think it's weird that people so often end up hating their exes or having bad breakups. To me it seems like if the breakup was that messy (unless somebody cheated) that you weren't right in the first place. If you were a good match and like minded, and can communicate well, then it's easy to discuss things and have an amicable breakup. Communication is super important and like that final story showed i guess, lots of people are too cowardly or just don't communicate well enough or aren't mature enough to talk things out, which is where things get messy and people get hurt.

[@Erik_Arnqvist]

52:05 Not true actually. You had a Silk Road story back in 2013. Understandable if it has slipped your mind of course.

[@Eralun]

How on earth do you remember that?

[@Erik_Arnqvist]

I dunno man

[@Kammithekiller]

im totally down for bodypainting mike. ...with marshmallows!

[@kogdanetdeneg]

I've never felt more hate for a complete stranger than I have at the end of the last story. What the hell is wrong with people?

[@samiches4500]

Milk Guild name "Bovine University"

[@dan240393]

From utterly, purely, unrealistically wholesome... To 100%, full fat, gold top wholemilk. What a ride. *EDIT* What was that last one? I... I can't... I don't... I'm not... What actual fuck?

[@Freestyle80]

Rofl Djarri 'she's a creative girl'

[@trunightmare87]

This dude in the last story you wut why

[@Abomin81onVlog]

Alidianaux is a good guy, we need more like him

[@takacsdavid5968]

i ll be back in 6 months to check your hair

[@Kiwicrack]

Fuck, I just realized I might get pegged (phrasing) as a furry- I play a monk panda because their animations was bis and a Tauren druid because fucking minotaurs...damn.

[@EdNeaton]

If you don't want to be pegged as a furry, I'd strongly suggest not listing 'fucking minotaurs' as a reason for playing a tauren druid ;)

[@Kiwicrack]

@@EdNeaton foiled again!

[@Buskyb]

You need to win this mr.preach! One image of her bidy painted as you will for ever kill my sexual attraction towards her and i can enjoy her content again without having the senseless part of me do the thinking

[@nickt5198]

Chat: He cheated with a horse. Preach: Alright. We've gone too far. Let's reel that back in. Me: Video Paused, pissed myself laughing.

[@Zoggosh]

As an officer in the guild of the first mini story, can confirm we did it wrong. Got no nudes.

[@sheesh3214]

In glad preach is taking time to enjoy himself since reality is hunters are terrible and trash new patch

[@noobkaka567]

The last story is so fucked

[@Ecxoes]

So many degenerates

[@andromidius]

That second story was epic. As someone who isn't a Furry but has Furry friends (and thus I'm used to their... eccentric antics and quirks) I'm really cracking up at how uncomfortable everyone is about it. And yes, drama is a way of life for their community. Oh, and never ask a Furry what gender they are. The answer is never short, and is often confusing. Even for myself at first, and I'm trans - so yeah, even for me its hard to understand at times. But hey, I respect them for being themselves. Even if I've had to mind bleach on a few occasions (though jokes on them - they've had to mind bleach because of me and my other friends a few times, so fair is fair!), they are quite a charming community once you get past the initial culture shock. And their artists are mostly fantastic, even if the subject material isn't aimed at anyone else. But I can appreciate the skill. Oh, and avoid Moonguard like the plague. It really is the edgelord's version of sexuality.

[@yikeslmao]

last one soo fake kek

[@StoovTV]

Not gonna lie, thought I couldn't cringe harder than I did at the furry story but then that last one... Wow...

[@obamanizer1463]

Late video again.........

[@jonathansoko1085]

ded game walkin yall, ded gayme walkin

[@true7563]

cringe

[@jonathansoko1085]

@@true7563 dead game kiddo

[@jonathansoko1085]

@L M Ded game, kiddo, move on

[@HappyBell92]

That Furry story is so freaking fake.