Pregame Discharge STRETCHES IT

[@FilthyCasualty]

“Oh Lyle, you’re stretching me!” -Shadow the Hedgehog, 2005

[@greenkidyt]

Damn....

[@FilthyCasualty]

@@greenkidyt Damn, right there.

[@kirkwulf]

I read that in Zach’s voice 🤣

[@morbidtoaster8615]

“You’re positively destroying me”

[@MoistMarauder]

"I just spilled some wine on your couch. How foolish of me"

[@lucamboba]

hey it's that american guy from sanity not included

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

*Puerto Rican*

[@Phe0niz]

I'm pretty sure it's the green spartan from Squad 68.

[@ups-gaming-official]

I think it’s guitarmasterx7 from the famous oneyplays ARG

[@findlayyoung4]

You mean GuitarmasterX7?!

[@TheBlackLantern34]

@@stinklinethegoblin5952 PR is part of the US. Its just not a state.

[@Zapinc9]

7:50 Class of 09: The Feetside

[@SteamRecovery-q8i]

Ohhhh fuck!

[@PapaRoboto]

I had a look at its steam reviews. Seems dire.

[@JollySwaggmann]

@@PapaRoboto honestly i was surprised they hadn't acknowledged any of the controversy cause good fucking god twitters going ape.

[@ponikoTV]

The freakyside

[@titaniumfinger3039]

@@PapaRoboto Not nearly as bad as people are saying, some of the feet cutscenes are longish yes, but you never see any feet. You don't even see the other end of the feet, just someone's head hair. Reviews saying the characters are in suggestive poses during the scenes are smoking something, because NOTHING is shown -_-

[@Castle-Logical]

Can't believe Lyle just got long at me

[@MikeAruba69]

I hope Lyle gets Sonic×Shadow Generations for free by the same lady who gave away her son's copy of Shadow the Hedgehog (2005).

[@luan.galaxy]

The kid shows up at his door knocking furiously and drenched from the rain, and when he opens up the kid, now 16, shows him a copy of Sonic X Shadow and looks onto Lyle pleadfully, with tears in his eyes. [END OF TEASER]

[@bradchadley257]

I have never heard of this guy or his channel but when i clicked on this video i did not expect that intro nor did i expect it to just turn into gaming news lol

[@JeY_k]

Welcome to this channel! He has an incredibly long upload of just all of the intros spliced together from older videos. It's a great watch.

[@MrMillionDub]

Shilling The Flip Side and absolutely no feet jokes to be found. Totally understand not wanting to bite the hand that feeds, but you've definitely eaten more for less.

[@Guymanbot97]

Isn't he one of the writers or some shit?

[@joseph2000117]

The 1st 2 were good. The writer of game did a joker 2 and made the flipside bad just to piss off fans lol

[@anthonydeadman]

@@Guymanbot97 Nah Lyle's just one of the VA's and has his brand on it to give it a push but I think that's as far as his role in it goes. Honestly even if the developer has some very personal issues, the VA talent is still incredible. Kayli especially with the Flip-Side cause she went all out.

[@Guymanbot97]

@@anthonydeadman Ah. My b

[@bfgfanatic1747]

Not biting the foot that feeds.

[@Dirty0o0Jester]

ITS GETTING LONGER

[@Dirty0o0Jester]

First 🥇😊🎉

[@Khornecussion]

Every gaming news show needs a long character! The orb is the meat. The rat is the stink and Lyle is the Long.

[@Kitchwamon]

9:00 CONCORD IS CONCLUDED! How did you mess this up, Dad!?!?

[@gogokowai]

Concord was canned...cord

[@katzcribe2992]

CONCORD MORE LIKE NON...CORED fuck

[@crackedemerald4930]

concord drooped it's nose and fell face down into the tarmac

[@kevo-o-o]

My favorite level in Halo was when you turned into a busty anime girl and farmed resources. The Covenant never knew what hit em.

[@kore6f6]

Long Lyle with long discharge, nice

[@CabinetClown]

7:50 yay! Can’t wait for no feet to be the main focus of this game!

[@leggysoft]

LYLE LYLE NO DON'T EXTEND YOURSELF TO THE HEIGHT OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE

[@sturmley]

"Final visual novel style game in the series..." So we should be expecting an FPS game staring Jeffery next?

[@frotmaxxing]

thank you lyle! great video!

[@TeethSkylark]

My brother is gonna go gapeshit when he see Shadow fighting Emerl from the Sonic GBA fighting game

[@internet_kaiser]

gapeshit

[@Shinkajo]

Is he autistic?

[@thecryingsoul]

Don't gape your brother's shitter

[@captainweekend5276]

4:19 finally a psychicpebbles cameo on pregame discharge!

[@DominationOverWeaklings]

Veilguard has a ton of well deserved controversy.

[@matthewbrown3981]

It sure felt like there was a lot more to say about Concord and Dragon Age...

[@Guymanbot97]

Such as?

[@FoddMasterZim]

0:47 goon squad.

[@torrvest]

Wow Lyle really is the

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Putting Luffy to shame

[@youngkhronic2243]

Diabolical video name. It’s funny, when I watch oneyplay I always see Lyle as the sane, level headed one. But then I remember he makes these videos

[@temshop5757]

miyamoto met lyle once and he sneezed when shaking his hand and he has never let it down since his own personal vengence against the vengelord

[@matt-dr4fk]

Lyle Lyle your plants are for hire

[@1candondor]

Get that bag Lyle. Don't let the feetside dev eat your publisher money

[@hollardude]

Pregame Jelq-charge

[@HailTheRegent]

Thank you for teaching me a new word and also how dare you

[@joseph2000117]

Jelqing. . . Bad for me

[@jounshon]

Cant miss the monthly discharge

[@BackHANDjack]

I missed when this show was called “baby fingers

[@busyizzym8]

Lyle never fails to stretch us out with these videos!

[@TOXIN2000]

I can't be the only one who watched that opening and immediately thought "Don't mess with me or I'm gonna GET LONG AT YOU!"...in fact I'm almost disappointed he didn't reference that here, what the fuck Lyle?

[@DisposableCowboy]

I jelq every time Lyle makes a funny joke. I’m seeing a big difference!

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

Stop buying new consoles until they stop holding you at gunpoint for a game-less glass rectangle that stands vertically and doesn’t come with a stand. It really just feels like they’re rubbing it in everyone’s faces how little they care about you as a consumer and it’s egregiously insane to me that people keep letting them get away with it because their buddy Ryan said that he’s getting one and “trust me it’ll be totally worth it this time.”

[@CunnyMuncher]

PS5 doesn't even have games to begin with so its a waste of $800 that could be better used for a PC that can play every game the PS1-5 has ever had.

[@HerrEinzige]

Commenting for algorithmic purposes

[@morganphillips57]

Tik Tok pilled

[@creativityplusstupidity4887]

Lyle cooked ill give em this

[@Zuzecha]

Thank you Lyle from "Lyle's Gaming Facts Corner"! It allowed me endure the Michael Jordan Space Jam (Grade 9 First Print) arm stretch slam dunk that won them the game from the evil basketball ability drain aliens who were forced to by Frank Reynolds AKA Danny "The Penguin" Devito, so he could maintain his failing theme park on his home planet. Without your video i would have no way to jelq my forearms like that.

[@tannermattingly4462]

Can't believe Lyle ate a Devil Fruit

[@zigfaust]

As someone that played OG Archeage, yes, that gameplay is real. In the original I was able to kill people 50 levels above me just by using enviroment manip spells and throwing them off cliff or chucking high explosives into them. I can't fucking wait.

[@SirEvilestDeath]

He has become Slenderman.

[@Trygyl]

Oh shit, Emerl is back in Sonic! I haven’t seen him since the gba battle arena game

[@Crazyboutpeace]

I swear Nintendo is trying to fuck with Lyle here, they took down Ryujinx just recently, between that and all the Nintendo events the day of these videos in the past, someone there hates this guy

[@n0isyturtle]

No disc drive means you do not own the games you are purchasing. Sony at any time can deactivate or take them away. Read your EULA's people.

[@Vanity0666]

You dont own games you buy on disc either, legally speaking. You own the physical box and disc but you are still purchasing a license for the software.

[@billforson3143]

Buying isn't owning, so piracy isn't stealing

[@sonicwave779]

@@Vanity0666 So if you lose your license your disc just becomes a paperweight?

[@Cthuloop]

Edge is back, baby! Hail the edging era!

[@Khornecussion]

More Shadow content? Damn. More like this.

[@FringeSpectre]

That Shadow anime short is pretty fucking sick.

[@NotSoMelancholy]

At this point you could just say a made-up Yakuza title is dropping and I’d prob just be like “Yeah sounds about right”

[@nukekilla432]

AAAAAAGH PREGAME DISCHARGE

[@MarkMann1]

Also you missed the DMC cartoon trailer and the Crimson Desert gameplay

[@UnofficialCyane]

Thaaanks Lyyyyle love you buddy

[@TheSyliman]

Lyle goes longwise

[@TyeDPod]

You stretched my eye holes and inserted your vengeance. I am forever grateful as now I can absorb more.

[@advisingassable]

Excited to see how the class of '09 anime turns out. We leave out flipside it should be good, once Lyle gives the dev a good slap on the wrist that'll do it. (what was up with that? the first 2 are great but then flipside comes out with an odd focus on feet) Speaking of gooning: Nier Automata & Stellarblade truly shows Korea & Japan can united by it

[@Shinoreii]

Pregame Discharge after work & I got Subway? Hell yeah.

[@lorddingusmcfurguson9356]

Shit! Dad is gaining access to the coveted Long! This can only end in vengeance.

[@saviordd1]

Thanks!

[@SomeGuy1234X]

Side stepped a bunch of stuff there bro

[@advisingassable]

Can you name that stuff good sir?

[@cakekong3191]

"Hahaha Lyle" -Chris O'Neil

[@SneedBass]

Truly a quote for the history books. The 69th president of the United States Chris "Oneysephiroth" O'Neil the first Irish man to become president.

[@RikuHino]

Thank you

[@tomarune]

Discharge

[@YokedDrunkard]

Its wild to me you havent really talked about Metaphor refantazio at all

[@cheesydude0077]

Can't wait for the Best Of Lyle getting long

[@OlGurtyBSTRD]

hehehe, lyle hehehe, lyle

[@jordanjacobs691]

goonin

[@nathancabatana4328]

can't wait for the Class of 09 anime to come soon, since it's almost going to be a whole year since the class of 09 the anime video released.❤

[@psychicplebalien]

Oh Lyle... You can manspread wherever you like. You can be-long wherever you like, I won't be mad ;)

[@Varindran]

Lyle's love of Dark Beginnings is so nice.

[@Ramsey276one]

0:55 very in character! XD

[@nightmoves17]

Professor Lylestein sounding as sharp and clever as ever

[@CheapCreep]

New Cyberpunk anime? Absolutely smashing news, cuum-choom.

[@jhvids7889]

4:19 Damn Gwimbly’s fallen back on hard times. 😔

[@Nachoo17]

Lyle the long

[@aggressivecalm]

Lyle, you're really hitting that Lyle quota, well Lyle'd.

[@garbo_supreme]

I love these goddamn videos.

[@MistaBrandoVA]

Concord cost over $400 Million according to the anonymous but verified dev that spoke to Colin Moriarty. Sony wanted it to become the future of PlayStation and said it had “Star Wars potential” for an expanded universe. The developer said the game’s development was a studio of “toxic positivity” and if you criticized the game your job was in jeopardy and you’d be fired probably. No one was excited for the game, its lifespan was less than a house fly and I’m glad a terrible game like that never took off. Barely anyone played the beta, the game cost money to play but also expected people to buy overpriced skins for the ugly boring characters too. A failure from the very beginning

[@Steamdragon13]

Pregame Discharge is like the Angry Joe Show but actually cool & funny

[@eeyoretriple6]

Lyle: Comedic Genius

[@unrighteous8745]

5:43 I'm seeing two very compelling reasons to check out the game.

[@Pucchie1]

Im always excited yo receive lyles discharge

[@Methlab]

never seen lyle get along like this afore

[@Sigh95]

I always stretch in preparation to receive Lyle’s monthly discharge

[@pancookieplays]

Aw hell naw, not the Lyleffy Taffy

[@Seantendo]

Please don't be long!

[@mattparkent440]

Shadow of the Erdtree causes my PS5 to overheat and shut itself off after about 1 hour. It's the only game that does it and only the DLC. And it didn't start doing it until after the last update. I've got no one to tell and there is nothing I can do about it so I'm complaining in any media post that is even tangentially related.

[@joshzuker8308]

Sorry you're dealing with that, brotha. Have you checked to see if the vents are clean?

[@mattparkent440]

@@joshzuker8308 it is clean. It's only shadow dlc that gives me trouble. Cyberpunk is fine, Armored Core is fine, Dragons Dogma 2, and Spider-man 2 all run with no issues. It's just the Elden Ring dlc.

[@joshzuker8308]

​@@mattparkent440Damn, another thing I heard might help is to try "rebuilding the database" in the PS5 safe mode.

[@anonimysable]

very exited about the class 09 anime

[@Ducks4lif3]

Ah, arm jelquing. The classic jordan maneuver.

[@fieryonion6343]

as long as I get to play as my blood mage then I'm excited for the new Dragon's age

[@ryandeluxe]

thank you Lylw

[@GregorCaliber]

Bro that full episode of Shadow Dark Beginnings is PEAK. I'm fucking 38 years old and I'm still hype for Shadow fuck you.

[@eeyoretriple6]

SOUL REAVER LETS FUCKING GO

[@Spergalishus]

You had me at disparaging Space Jam 2.

[@PapaRoboto]

Did Lyle not talk about the switch 2? Did I miss it? Isn't it in the thumbnail?

[@BitestheStuff]

You will never outstretch his Airness.

[@tele7angelist]

mouse-god lyle update: no mouse-god lyle spotted...

[@FracturedImage]

I spent years avoiding that space jam remake and now you’re telling me that they’re really called the “goon squad” 🤨

[@Guymanbot97]

1. It's a sequel. And 2. I'm pretty sure they were always that iirc. Idk it's been years since I last saw Space Jam

[@BugsyFoga]

Lyle sure does believe he can stretch his arms

[@DaikoPlayz]

No Sparking Zero Lyle its got a week left my guy

[@krewl1252]

thanks dad for the birthday month gift of vengeance does this mean your back from the store with the milk? 5:32 pumpkin pie is a pie not a tart

[@tw6721]

Morbidly thrilled lol

[@CezrDaPleazr]

YOU MEAN I CAN STRETCH IF I BELIEVE?

[@TechnoFreak1015]

im subscribed

[@katagon]

LYLE WRATH!!!! MARK MY WORDS I *WILL* MAKE YOU TELL ME THE SECRET TO STRETCHING YOUR ARMS! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

[@GrayD_Fox]

That was the meanest intro ever