President Trump Had A Bad (Or Sick) Weekend At Mar-a-Lago

Stephen chronicles Trump's weekend tweet-a-thon, tempts the President with a shiny travel ban and shares the latest episode of 'Real News Tonight.'
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[@jensen1901]

can you imagine if Obama went to Hawaii every weekend while he was President? Fox News and Trump would go ballistic, yet when Trump goes to Mar-a-Lago literally EVERY WEEKEND, not a peep from the right wing hypocrites.

[@Oscar.Blake1]

well said

[@OldSquidleySpooch]

still no reply...interesting...

[@carl.j917]

b..but them emails !!

[@wardoc041]

autosource Deflection.

[@rebelsociety96]

It was Irans money that was frozen by the US. like do you read?

[@hoskinson26]

Our crazy orange president is going sour like meatloaf in the sun. But oh GOD it's funny.

[@funkotron9198]

It's a dark age for the presidency but a golden age of political comedy.

[@nancycampbellgibson2634]

FUNKOTRON You're right about that.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

An ominous Orange Age, lurking on the horizon, a threat to the entire world.. Let's hope he self implodes before that comes to pass.

[@jaydavids6485]

Rhett Hoskinson - I've never been into politics until Trump. He is better than HOUSE OF CARDS and more crazy and often. I love it.. and it's FREE...NO NETFLIX NEEDED. THANKS TRUMPY😁

[@vortura2039]

Wow what an insightful comment

[@vincentvincent9535]

Colbert just crushes it everytime...

[@jakej8305]

nice name

[@lions3]

Poor dead horse... he was so... dead!

[@psychocuate8339]

LOVE IT!!!:)

[@tysargent9647]

That's an insult to dead horses.

[@smaller_cathedrals]

"Object permanence" had me in stitches.

[@brentbeck4205]

It's funny because it's true.

[@carl.j917]

at this point i think the biggest concern isn't even trump himself but the millions of zombies that cheer for him and legitimize what he says no matter what

[@suebarrow5973]

Carl. J terrifying

[@GBD1000]

What I don't get is how Hillary got SO MUCH HATE when she barely did anything wrong, to the point where electors refused to vote for her (more than refuse Trump) and yet Trump gets a free pass on everything he says or does.

[@pretentiousred6159]

GBD1000 because "men" were threatened by her, so they demonized her any chance they got. She's not even close to what they painted her out to be. Rural Americans definitely got the president they deserve though. Wonder if they'll still be alive by the end of his term.

[@ph5274]

PretentiousRed 👌

[@ptavangar]

Prescient comment...

[@earthminus10]

trumps diet of high fat and sugar along with no excercise is our only hope🙈🙉🙊

[@asuka_the_void_witch]

Or the common sense of the people stepping in to have him impeached and then convincted.

[@lgl998]

Lol so true !

[@minuteman1563]

earthminus10 I see 3 liberals 👆

[@UserRobot215]

Minute Man I spot a possible trump supporter

[@noeliajaime7656]

earthminus10 God help me I was thinking the same thing.This fucking man brings out the worst in people.

[@tidegoesin_tidegoesout]

The way Stephen gives two titles when he introduces people is my favorite thing about this show

[@andrewjanes7220]

I'm actually impressed that the President of the United States, who said that he "knows words", misspelled a three letter word! Sooooooooo much faith in America right now.

[@rileyfreeman7836]

Andrew Janes it's called a typo.....his finger hit the wrong button holy fuck what an idiot

[@oobayly]

Riley Freeman Which is why he repeated the _typo_ in a subsequent tweet...

[@rileyfreeman7836]

oobayly happens to me all the time when typing on a phone

[@billdrakedrake6182]

Andrew Janes he's full of crapp

[@rosilatrailera]

did u notice the word tapp with two pee pee's?

[@suhailmdm]

Colbert is the man!!

[@laloveisbad88]

Suhail Mohamed Masthan Yes love him!

[@johnetteperuzzi8158]

I love how Trump supporters think it's ok for him to spend tax payers money to go to Florida every weekend.

[@russianhomecat3313]

If he fights for us effectively we consider this a great investment!👍

[@jensen1901]

Trump is not fighting for you or "us" he literally gives zero fucks about you. Wake up. He appointed two Goldman Sachs execs to his cabinet to ensure the 1% get tax breaks. That is all he cares about.

[@TheDarkfrostElf]

Russian Homecat I hope that's a joke

[@russianhomecat3313]

TheDarkfrostElf That is not a joke there is a big difference between wasting money and making investment. Investment means you get your asset back with a profit.☝️

[@nancycampbellgibson2634]

Russian Homecat You must be deaf, dumb, and blind to still be supporting this huckster.

[@youbidoubidou]

Trump claiming that "Obama had my "wires tapped"" is the same guy who tweeted: "An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud."

[@4daluvofnikki]

Give me a break. This again? Stop it. The state of Hawaii produced his birth certificate and still there are dummies that won't believe it. Yet some of those same dummies would have voted for Ted Cruz who we all know was not born in the US but in Canada.

[@JohnJohnson-sf9xh]

After a five year investigation of obamas birth certificate ; the document was officially announced to the public in a press release, as being a forged document.

[@JohnJohnson-sf9xh]

+John Johnson, it was a forensic document investigation that was completed by three different expert document examination agencies on three different continents ; with no knowledge of each other; and they all came to the same conclusion . Poorly forged document. Obama is a illegal alien at this point in time.

[@JohnJohnson-sf9xh]

+John Johnson ; Wouldn't that be a federal crime ?

[@4daluvofnikki]

John Johnson Funny how you seem to be the only person that heard this so called announcement. Let me guess it was announced on Fox News. Lol If that were really true don't you think other republicans would have pounced on this news too? Mitch McConnell surely would have, since he vowed the day after he was elected back 2008 that he and his fellow republicans would make him a one term president.

[@QueenBee-gx4rp]

Wish I could get Trump-cancelling earphones....😔

[@jc.1191]

Mute button

[@darkprose]

"Tapp." Well, he said he knew big words. I didn't think he meant he would just be adding letters to the end of short ones.

[@spencereng]

He probably thought it was spelled "Tapp" because tapping has two p's, lol.

[@bubujooestes1499]

spencereng He is president. should know better.He messes up everything he says or writes

[@ferrerorocher1186]

how about the massacre of the sacred grammar

[@ferrerorocher1186]

yeah, that works, too. like butcher, kill, destroy, smth to that effect

[@brotlowskyrgseg1018]

Worse than Bowling Green. #neverremember #jesuiswhatever

[@Dragonk116]

Ferrero Rocher That already happened with or without trumps care... just look around you, the Internet is full of it.

[@plop4493]

RIP in peace...

[@Microtherion]

The internet is full of it. That's true on so many levels. :)

[@JamesJoyce12]

Stephen Colbert is probably the smartest late night talk-show host. Take that for what it is worth.

[@bradhamilton8375]

EVERYBODY is laughing at good old Donnie!! AT HIM!!!

[@ConnieBTV]

Trump wants us to believe Obama tapped his phones, but forgot to leak his tax returns. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bubujooestes1499]

Connie B can somebody leak his tax returns.That would be nice

[@SeventhShadow27]

I thik trup has already had one too many "leaks" if you know what I mean

[@Gottenhimfella]

Connie B You make a trenchant point. Ironically lost on most Trump supporters because it requires levels of comprehension, albeit minimal, which they never attained.

[@erek2075]

Gotten, silly girl. Put down the remote and research it yourself. Pelosi accused Trump of a Russia connection 2 months ago based on her supposed knowledge of the wire taps. Besides, who cares if Trump paid the minimum tax he was legally required to pay. Did didn't violate tax law that Clinton and Obama put in place. Or do you prefer people pay additional tax than whats required?

[@georgew1857]

yeah obama tapped Merkel so you are an idiot

[@grantbaker86]

He tweets so early to dominate the news cycle. Surely people realize this by now right? RIGHT?!

[@martenwestphal]

^^

[@mickfunny4185]

Grant B Trump knows his base believes his tweets, and as long as he keeps the base he has power...but when he can't deliver on factory jobs to Pennsylvania, even they will turn on him

[@Suzanne4415]

Mick Funny He's going to deliver a temporary boom to the economy & jobs by doing things like digging up every last ounce of coal without following any expensive environmental regulations. It's what dictators do. It works :/

[@saintless]

Don't worry, Suzanne, there's no point in digging coal if no one is buying coal. The market took away coal jobs, not regulations... too bad his fan boys fail to understand that.

[@chocOneOOne]

ya, just not the right ones unfortunately

[@bethechange52]

Stephen has found his true calling! He is great! Thanks!

[@tuckchesta6052]

"Tap-puh-puh"

[@theartist124]

Trump needs a closer expiration date!

[@jpenneymrcoin6851]

He just got one when Sessions resigned. I've started an office pool, we think 6 to 9 months, tops.

[@theartist124]

I hope you're right, that would be great! I had a discussion the other day and they seemed to think his ego won't let him leave, though I suggest he really hates being in there I would think he would want out, like take his toy and go home!

[@Derrickstare]

Seriously. I really hope 6-9 months is the maximum amount of time before he's impeached.

[@typezero8929]

+Jpenney mrcoin Sessions didn't resign. He recused himself from the investigation they are launching into him. HUGE difference.

[@reallynow5357]

Whoever invents the trump cancelling earphones deserve the *Nobel peace prize*. 🏆

[@GuardianCitadel]

No, the person who puts them on the President does.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

David Davidson So you know the truth? Care to enlighten us?

[@justinwilliams5982]

David Davidson you keep making these propaganda claims with nothing to prove that it is. what is propagandist about a tweet that HE directly out?

[@snmm1029]

David Davidson must be one of those Russian trolls.

[@victore.1509]

The Toddler-in-Chief, everyone.

[@solshine757]

The keys shaking was freaking hilarious!

[@shelleydwyer-murphy2281]

"0 Days Without A Twitter Freakout"

[@maryamg1353]

Trump has got to the point that no one takes him seriously. This narcissistic is making the country a laughing stock.

[@minimumeffort4948]

Maryam G His cult does.

[@suebarrow5973]

Maryam G he did that as soon as the msm took him seriously

[@dwarfie24]

Maryam G Oooh believe me we are laughing. You might have to listen very carefully to hear it though, because of all the tears of fear.

[@GeorgeOfTheBushveld]

Maryam G Nah America WAS the laughing stock of the world a few times in the past, however I feel that me and many of my fellow internationals can't laugh at Trump's America. That would be the same as laughing at someone with a debilitating disease... now we just look on in astonishment and pity.

[@Jabbatic]

The US has been the laughing stock of the world for YEARS. Our laughter has just become much more intense since you put that orange buffoon, the loofah faced shitgibbon into power. Before Trump the US had always been amusing, sometimes hilarious. Now the US is constantly hilarious with layer after layer of contempt, horror, astonishment and fear mixed in. It's time to throw him out of power and into prison! Just get on with it, America.

[@frankchavez9413]

"REAL NEWS" SEGMENT = GENIUS!!!

[@paulmead5832]

Thank you for making me laugh and laugh and laugh, Stephen. Paul from far away New Zealand.

[@AngryKittens]

You can almost see Trump sitting on his ass watching TV all day from these tweets, while the White House permanent staff go crazy trying to get him to eat his veggies.

[@barryirlandi4217]

Angreh Kittunz in his pants

[@firstwave1890]

But I don't WANNA eat my veggies.. phewwy 😣

[@digitalventuresltd]

Angreh Kittunz In his robe.

[@berzerkerdav]

Sometimes I feel bad for his staff XD I mean look at that pic of Spicer they showed, dude looks like he cries himself to sleep every other week.

[@sabinetronco9017]

berzerkerdav: Every other day more like.

[@mccarraa]

How can people support Trump?

[@hitthegoat]

mccarraa I honestly cannot understand how people still support the guy. I understood his appeal to uneducated idiots prior to the election, but it's to the point where things have gone so far off the rails that it hurts trying to comprehend their thought process.

[@94Newbie]

if you cant get a proper candidate (sanders for example) you choose the funniest option because to hell with it. if anything its a lesson that you cannot use an incompetent seemingly unelectable candidate (trump) to get another shitty canditate (hillary) into office. it showed that choosing the lesser evil doesnt work so maybe people will start to vote for people and parties they agree with rather than the ones most likely to win.

[@eyuin5716]

Just give yourself a lobotomy. After that it gets real easy supporting Trump

[@lln7065]

SpaceMarine94 Hillary was the worst possible candidate you could elect. So many clueless misinformed ppl threw their votes her way.

[@OutlawstarOOI]

The same way people support ISIS. A complete disregard of morals and ethics.

[@KabirSingh-kp1oj]

Watching in 2019 .. Colbert's Trump voice has gotten much better

[@atifmuhammad95]

The whole world is laughing on USA

[@evilmorty1440]

Atif Khan I am. And I am from Brazil. hahaha

[@antoniodizon2230]

And you compare this moron to duterte.... Fucking joke

[@Saiputera]

Atif Khan lmao more like the whole world is laughing at muslim. Ahahahahahahaha

[@sewgatormomm]

Yup.

[@Skyte100]

Half of the USA is blind and the other half is split between those still hoping this is all a dream, that have constant headaches from this man, and those that are laughing with the rest of the world.

[@zillionalb462]

spicer looks like he died three days ago

[@robn2171]

Zillion Alb lmfao tell us how you really feel.

[@LS-wh9rn]

David Davidson did he pee on you?

[@Gooberpatrol66]

But will he rise again?

[@anthonymiller934]

*Nathan Dehnel* GOAT comment.

[@wesleymiller6674]

That pic had as much purple as Drumpf had orange.

[@Anonymostify]

Donald Trump is the king of McCarthyism. Hypocrisy! Sad!

[@miloguichard1958]

Stephen Colbert makes massive amends for Americans' polling behaviour. Love the show!

[@hankolsen795]

5:09 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "… or out of his a-s-s." That's so hilarious!!

[@HEllis-qu5nn]

My God we have trailer trash in the White House

[@st3ppenwolf]

True that.. it's revenge time for the trailer trash of our country.. the ones who were left out of the economic boom, fucking pathetic losers.

[@stevengonzalez3014]

Joey Harper lol do you need a safe space. please stop being a dumb fuck. it's fucking up the country.

[@joeyharper2776]

Steven Gonzalez People like you are fucking up this country, You are hypocritical.

[@bignizzle6973]

H. Ellis Did Monica visit the White House?

[@EWAMILENAP]

If Trump keeps missing his medication every weekend, we will need to brace ourselves for a very rough and rocky ride. This is worse than "One flew over the cuckoo's nest". THIS IS REAL!!!

[@twocsies]

Kay 100 He can't get his medication anymore because the White House doctors are watching his health.

[@i1shadow361]

the world is laughing at us right now.

[@christos.5302]

Umm. lets assume it is true what you said. Now how do you explain the behavior of the respected president sir?

[@Mineav]

Damn right we are. The US right now is the best reality show ever created!!!

[@onespiker]

David Davidson it did sat it a long time before but that is just speculating on the opinions then. there was a big change in opinions before the vote so many but it just around 50 those are decent opinion polls.

[@allypoum]

Correct

[@Emma-ng4bx]

TGShadow ye a bit ...sorry but it's not completely y'alls fault😂😂

[@ski898]

"out of his a.s.s?" Brilliant!

[@SimBoum]

I love how a country can switch from one of the best president ever to the worst by far

[@lln7065]

Sim B You think Obama was one of the best presidents ever? What a shame, you have no clue what really transpired the past 8 years.

[@TorianTammas]

Remembers anyone the claim Trump might have become more presidential because he could read from a teleprompter? It seems like ages ago.

[@Amenti_H]

TorianTammas Well… he still can't.

[@darthonyx2382]

TorianTammas Van Jones, I just wonder what waking up on Saturday morning was like for him?

[@TorianTammas]

Amralhe Elise I wonder how waking up for his staff was? Was the first thought "He did it again!"" or "Why did I take this job?"

[@elizabethencalada5600]

Colbert is the best!!!

[@xxymoder]

Great video! So spot on - I love reading the Trump trolls' pathetic negative comments!

[@bignizzle6973]

xxymoder Job creation and secure borders aren't your thing I guess

[@caru3257]

Big Nizzle. more like clean air and water.

[@xxymoder]

Big Nizzle - How are pathetic posters' comments like yours, going to create jobs and a secure border?

[@xxymoder]

Dennis King - You really told me off! But really, you just confirmed my original post - LOL!!

[@tychoazrephet3794]

You know the guy who wrote that "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" article? I think that guy might be the President of the United States.

[@robertmuckle2985]

Steven...you are brilliant!!!!

[@heathmccasland]

Thank you for not splitting up the monologue!

[@alexanderburawa9307]

Great monologue. Keep them coming.

[@barryklus]

Colbert is in the zone! He just keeps getting better and better. Hilarious!

[@barryklus]

Why would a Trump supporter be on this site? Are you spying on us..? Go back to Hannity or Alex Jones!

[@RonWinter335]

Thank you Stephen for helping many of us get through this shite.

[@minuteman1563]

Ron Winter I stepped in some shite once in Lebanon.🇮🇱

[@chancerobinson1759]

Wine bottle, butt plug double entendre this man is a genius

[@number1authority]

Hell yeah. Hysterical.

[@zorra578]

Finale of LOST! Finale of LOST! I'm dying. xD

[@Blackjack09721]

Dammit man, I wish I had a choice in where my tax dollars went because of this. When you do your tax returns, you should be able to check a box to where your tax dollars go. Yes I know the drawbacks of this, but I don't want to fund his weekly vacations.

[@evechewietan]

Laverne Blaszczyk - What a genius idea!! Hear, hear!

[@Blackjack09721]

Laverne Blaszczyk "No taxation without representation" was a famous slogan once. I think it has merit in this scenario.

[@Blackjack09721]

Dev Dev Why did you write that comment as if I knew who you were in real life? Is this how stalking starts?

[@lln7065]

alreid09 What? He's just stating that you probably weren't too concerned before Trump got in office of what Obama was doing with your tax dollars.

[@Blackjack09721]

Swang is better than Black Beatles oh so he assumed something....like he knew me in real life. gotcha

[@kendomyers]

if Trump thinks that the election is sacred, why did he do that whole 'might not accept election results' bit and allow his surrogates to call for violent revolution (Sherrif David Clark and former Rep. Joe Walsh)

[@parag8833]

It is sacred BUT for some time now , illegal alien voting has poisoned it.

[@kendomyers]

Parag Guglani Would you care to offer evidence? If you could, that would be a leg up on trump

[@chipchiperson6460]

Parag Guglani fake news go and cry well you wait in line for your Obama care.

[@cdcanada7182]

Good point.

[@EchoL0C0]

Parag Guglani So desecrating something sacred is fine as long as someone else did it first?

[@Buenomars]

At this rate, Jill Newslady and Jim Anchorton will become regulars of this show!

[@andrewstephenson9083]

It's funny that he brings up McCarthyism. As if his original Muslim ban idea wasn't taken right from the pages of the McCarthy playbook. TSA Agent: "Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Islamic faith?"

[@hennmau5]

Grade A Stephen Colbert. yas!!!!!!

[@The.Lone.Wolf.]

i think everyone needs a perscription of xanax for the next 4 years. doctors take note pls.

[@asuka_the_void_witch]

Actually xanax makes you think clearer. I know because I'm on it. When you have anxiety you can't focus. The xanax lessens the anxiety which makes you think more clearly. It does however, slow down brain function and memory retention.

[@MisMediator]

Phobe Laxu that's what it does to those who need it. Those who don't get a high.

[@noeliajaime7656]

PeaceTree024 He won't last 4 years.

[@franciscopacheco9516]

Thanks god because they starting posting the monologue in one piece again!

[@goldschool6288]

Keep it coming Colert. Loving it. 8 more years of laughter.

[@vm9522]

I thought the US reality TV shows were getting really boring and predictable....then the country decided to make a certain Donald Trump the fucking President of the country..."reality" TV has never been this good! Thanks Trump....or should we still thank Obama? :P

[@hiddenboi69]

VM 9 thanks Obama 😒

[@asuka_the_void_witch]

Reality TV was never real

[@MrVice101]

VM 9 hello VM 9. Good name.

[@howiethao277]

I would buy those trump-cancelling earphones!

[@m0nkEz]

I could really go for a Trump-cancelling congress right about now.

[@markanderson7284]

m0nkEz good luck moron

[@richardramfire3971]

That travel ban bit was hilarious

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

On a day as horrific as this where there's been yet another high school shooting I just find some degree of relief and comfort in the humor Stephen Colbert provides... "The sentient testicle..." I'm lovin the relief of a little bit of humor during such a very sad time

[@13Xerro]

"Sentient testicle." - That had me crying with laughter.

[@adnansharif89]

I'm telling you, if Stephen keeps this up, he's going to give Donald a heart attack.

[@diecar128]

Adnan Sharif its too bad trump just thwarts away criticism by branding it as fake news. And all his brainless supporters blindly agree.

[@wolv0223]

*reads comment* Me: KEEP IT UP STEPHEN! YOU'VE ALMOST EARNED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR AVERTING WWIII!

[@bignizzle6973]

Adnan Sharif The Don never heard of this guy.

[@sandybutt9898]

Maybe we need to re-invent the Cone of Silence from Get Smart just for Trump to sit in.

[@kuruptzZz]

3:13 our president is engaging in twitter beef with arnold schwarznegger at 5AM. WTF have you done america? WTF have you done?

[@chibz92]

How do y'all comment so fast; the video was poster 20 seconds ago!

[@draunt7]

Chibz92 watch this at 1.5 speed.

[@mccarraa]

Blake Griffin So Damn Ugly your a weirdo

[@thefreehoboevanska8290]

Want to go fishing this weekend, I better dig some worms up. Oh hang on, Someone told me Trump has cans full of them, he opened one on Saturday morning .

[@mariaobrien4209]

One of Stephen Colber's best. 😂

[@mikeseal3053]

Lol "speaking Arabic."

[@Palatineoffacts]

how did things get so bad so fast? this is like a years worth of screwups in a few months

[@baleigh5610]

THe COntrarian only a year? It feels like its been twelve!

[@joeyharper2776]

THe COntrarian What was screwed up?

[@bignizzle6973]

THe COntrarian Do you mean job creation, rising economy and government cuts are a bad thing?

[@gibbyrex522]

Big Nizzle and Joey Harper...you guys should get a room. You're finishing each others sentences. It must be love!

[@TheRogueWolf]

I expected at least a few months of seeming normalicy before the excrement hit the ventilation device. I didn't expect that the Crazy Train would go off the rails while leaving the station!

[@simmzzzz]

I liked the Fox News clip toward the end. They always crack me up

[@cheryltariq]

S Colbert......you are the best......you are the only one who can make me LOL...!!!!!!!!

[@natepark2973]

LMFAO That sarcastic bit at the end there was priceless

[@odesa86]

Indeed, the Lost final was a very sad day in the history of mankind.

[@RandyRhoadsRules3]

Stephen Colbert 2020?

[@suebarrow5973]

Somethingclever absolutely!

[@paridasnapesnapesnape5584]

"Give me liberty or a bran muffin!!" -Colin mochrie

[@ellajeanmusic6386]

Love how even Colbert's fake news channel is more diverse than most real news channels.

[@Sam_Folsom]

Ella Jean Music Subscribe to me please, I'm so desperate I'm talking to strangers online:0

[@72marshflower15]

David Davidson wtf bro? Conservatism accrues power as liberalism disperses it. "Corporate leftist" doesn't make any sense and is a complete mincing of terms. Corporations are a Capital construct and Capitalism is a Conservative device... Liberal/collectivist constructs dont use money or othsr CAPITAL devices as driving motivators to begin with, but require intelligence to operate and use intelligence as currency... Only a theif would use a physical medium to express an ideological device... fft...

[@GermAntibody]

+Legions Of Fame - Oh my gosh, that cracked me up. Yes, it's true. Most people paid to think for a living have the ability to sort out the things that are moronic enough that anyone that cares about thinking straight is unable to avoid acknowledging. Sorry if that was a string of big words, I just mean of course people who can think even at all clearly end up Anti-Trump. If a talk show host can't figure out shit that basic they probably shouldn't have a show

[@AssBlasterChan]

lol Colbert is honestly fuckin funny

[@AssBlasterChan]

ur mom's not bright lmao luuuul

[@davidhollenshead4892]

Shepherd, What the F is your Problem ????

[@TheSalemSagas]

wtf are you even taking about you psychopath?

[@AssBlasterChan]

daddy is that you???

[@TheSalemSagas]

Tony Chan lmao.

[@MrNodebate]

Wow, Trump can't even get the word "Tap" right... A 3-letter-word!...Sad!

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

MrNodebate your punctuation is terrible. Sad is what a guvment education (indoctrination) gets you these days.

[@ilovesugar1329]

Vice Principal Dick Vernon When someone criticises another person for having bad grammar but can't even spell goverment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cardboard5689]

Slutter Gut being the president of one the more powerful country on earth, the president are held to different standards that the majority of the population. Misspelling and grammatical error also convey the wrong message about education to the populace, for a person claiming Twitter as a way to reach the people in the face of opposing factions, I would prefer that he use auto-correct to eliminate simple mistakes.

[@MrNodebate]

Well I thank you, and might I add that your punctuation is impeccable as well, paired with seldom seen eloquence and wit :) Cheers to you:)

[@typezero8929]

Much appreciated, my friend. Cheers to you as well!

[@Thoringer]

Object permanence... I lost it! Hahahaha!

[@jrr2045]

Jesus christ that news segment was scary.. because if the Toddler president gets his way, that's what the news will actually be like.

[@Indra2007]

Where can I get a pair of those Trump cancelling headphones?

[@russwilson2305]

I love The Real News clips. That shit is hilarious.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

David Davidson It was the name of the sketch at the end.

[@coj044]

"speaking Arabic right now" love dem subtitles lol

[@fredremotion]

Solid monologue :)

[@colevickery9758]

Remember when late shows talked about something other than the president?

[@erenhernandez5639]

Last Week and we have 4 years of it.

[@aidenquinn19975]

the country is in a bad (or sick) state

[@IAmTheAce5]

Trump canceling earphones?... I want a pair!

[@pesty.wizard]

This show has become The Trump Roast with Stephen Colbert I'm okay with it, I'm just saying.

[@strawberrymilksamurai]

I wish some one really does bug the White House... a recording of Trump's tantrums would be so hilarious

[@Cleansingflames]

Robert, don't you think it's strange we're holding the president to the standard of toxic KZbin commenters? It's mind-boggling.

[@chibz92]

Colbert's definition of people is hilarious.

[@Grizabeebles]

How much longer can this go on before the press just starts saying "Trump's lying out his ass again"?

[@dogwaffles]

What's this? I got to see the monologue in order again?! Genius

[@clachanachoin3127]

Any news on how Trump's round of golf was on Sunday? I really hope this 'Presidency' thing isn't affecting his handicap. That would be just the worst thing.

[@clachanachoin3127]

Thanks! And, how has being President affected his handicap? He'll need to work a bit harder to go the full "Kim Jong Il" with a 38 under par round of golf, but, he is getting there in all other regards of his Presidency.

[@Thil942]

Team Hank Green

[@trnharris]

LOL love the 'Real News' at the end

[@carolinegaspard2335]

lol at Hank Green being the top replies on the twitter screencap

[@Sam_Folsom]

Caroline Gaspard Subscribe to me please, I'm so desperate I'm talking to strangers online:0