Proboscis Monkeys Are Too Human

[@YTsux100pct._of-the-time.]

The male monkey looks like an old man yelling at you about how things were so much better in his day.

[@kingofnonation5843]

Butt naked at the YMCA

[@Pacman_131]

You're so right

[@CeezGeez]

"back in my day" lookin

[@everythingisfine9988]

Get off my lawn! 👏

[@sitindogmas]

😂😂 not cool man, not cool

[@straightupmurph559]

If we give these guys a chance, they might evolve into real life Minecraft villagers.

[@paulsampson6286]

Hmmm

[@monzerfaisal3673]

​@@paulsampson6286great reply 😂😂😂

[@WLxMusic]

@@VinnyUnion What is this eco hacking nonsense? You think the planet is yours? Humans are but a blip. We'll go extinct long long long before life on earth does. And you'll live for an infinitesimal fraction of that time too.

[@getyassified6390]

@@VinnyUnion are you serious? Just because you think something doesn't contribute that means they should just die off? So what if they just eat? I'm certain that that's all you do as well 😂

[@VinnyUnion]

@@getyassified6390 you realize i am forced to pay taxes and thus, indirectly contribute in the economy, infrastructure and overall security of the nation i reside in? And yes, you understood me splendidly. Those s÷x craved pervmonkeys should be dealt with the humanity way. Let's use our technology we've honed for so long and declare war on an species specifically this time. And I wouldn't call this wrong under any circumstances considering their presence is a complete waste within this eco system. But whatever, I guess there's indeed a use case to some extent. Crocodiles, lizards & poachers deal with them just fine. Although poachers are in the same category of cannon fodder as those proboscis monkeys, *"beneath".*

[@gromswowguide7927]

Respect to the Proboscis guy staying rock hard for the entirity of this video. 💪

[@orcinusvox5107]

was waiting for someone to say sum 😭

[@fajarmaulanaramadan7438]

😂

[@jaymac7203]

🍄 😭 lol

[@BladeAddict8]

I wanted to "like" your comment but '69' is too perfect a number for this topic.. lol.

[@PlumeriaObtusa]

100% ready at any time 💄

[@jessewru6425]

Imagine how freaked you would be discovering this monkey in a world where nobody knew about it yet.

[@amethyste684]

i’d run away so fast.

[@amethyste684]

that’s how mythology starts😭 “i saw a hairy witch in the tree!”

[@williamswilliams9633]

​@@amethyste684lol

[@jindraw8435]

they will be extinct because people will kill them

[@Liliphant_]

it looks like a real life troll

[@ryszardbies]

I’m proud to be polish with representation like this monkey 🇵🇱

[@jybrokenhearted]

This is not my circus and those aren't my monkeys

[@nvm-idegaf__]

Wait wut? I missed something important early on obviously..

[@ryszardbies]

@@nvm-idegaf__ google ‘proboscis monkey poland’ and you will learn a lot.

[@Vikrum_]

I also have a honker, don't mean that I'm polish

[@CyrisDarkness]

For some reason Polish people have decided to use proboscus monkey as representation of stereotypical Pole.

[@Magmafrost13]

It honestly freaks me out a little just how similar to humans they look

[@amushakya91111]

@Magmafrost13 looks like my fathers lineage including me

[@Derek_Wyld]

yeah even randomly having a boner for no reason reminds me of me

[@Drennis]

@@amushakya91111 oh my?????

[@Itoshimi]

They look like this one white guy I used to work with.

[@childofcascadia]

@amushakya91111 Yeah, but do you have a bright red wang and black scrote? If so, your fathers lineage might actually be proboscis monkeys.

[@jaysteelsun]

Female: adorable Male: gremlin

[@mjpMALIK]

True... just like every polish out there

[@samiwidzicie6274]

Female: Halina Male: Janusz Son: Pioter Dother: Dzesika

[@hellatightdude]

Just like humans. Lol

[@rev4449]

​@@hellatightdudebullshit

[@PatBirdUK]

​@@rev4449 nah he right. Way less men are conventionally attractive than women

[@petermacdearle8389]

I was hoping for you to clearly articulate in what ways the monkeys are too human

[@paulsampson6286]

Same.

[@monzerfaisal3673]

Same!

[@adamchavez7782]

Same!!

[@mgallus]

They were saying they were very jew like.

[@VizualYzer]

Right? Cuz all I seen was how they mate ironically; doggystyle lol

[@DanGamingFan2406]

These guys are the most interesting monkeys on the planet. Those huge noses just give them so much personality.

[@edrozenrozen9600]

They hurt my eyes

[@cloroxbitch2491]

The bright red penis and black testicles is what gives them personality

[@Jay-Kay-Buwembo]

Have you seen those Asian monkeys with faces that look like skulls 💀!?

[@edrozenrozen9600]

I think you're referring to snub-nosed monkeys. Yes. Those don't bother me nearly as much.

[@modernman1240]

Its all a Deception. This is definitely a Psyop - they interbred Humans with Monkeys and did some experiments on them to make them look like a 'Certain Group of People' atleast the NOSE.. Seems like someone wants us to believe that a 'Certain Group of People' are the direct descendants of our ancestors (here Monkeys) ie. the Original People. Who could 'those people' be?

[@floyd9050]

Delivering backshots in front of the kids is crazy😂😂😂

[@tegathemenace]

Stop😂

[@kbs1212]

📵

[@beaumontstuff]

Dude was bricked up the whole time 😂

[@haf1872]

I've seen them at national park in Sarawak and they are HUGE! Despite their huge size, they are actually very shy and flee at the sight of humans.

[@samuellp1146]

huge in relation to what? A chimp, baboon or are you referring to their nose size?

[@Proboscishaver]

​@@samuellp1146 in comparison to most monkeys?

[@IceGangsta]

Give us some scale lol

[@mark-jf5ik]

just look it up

[@IceGangsta]

@@mark-jf5ik True

[@psychobilly42069]

Its so weird, imagaine seeing this 200 years ago, this is like an actual mythical creature living in our world.

[@nicoleraheem1195]

Right!! I think so too!

[@amethyste684]

agree i was imagining while watching this they were instinct and brought back to life. to add to the mythical ness.☠️☠️☠️☠️ but tbh literally every creature is mythical we’re just use to the others

[@imjudeau2156]

@@amethyste684well said

[@za8bchem]

As an south east asian. Its kinda normal to have lots variety of monkeys. And they vegan and non violence unlike chimps

[@jimmymackinnon8474]

It *is* a mythical creature. I forget the name of it but it is some kind of demon or something.

[@dingleberryOZ10]

“…and the odd male who lives on his own.” Felt that

[@RobinMarks1313]

Do their nose shrink if they swim in cold water?

[@mizking5033]

🤣!! It also get bigger when there excited 😏😛

[@TrustBg]

No,but they pinky toe gets hard

[@ronlegas8180]

@@TrustBgHow do you know this oddly specific information 🤨

[@Nehauon]

And their ears flicker

[@Jeremiah-ml1jp]

Only if they tell the truth

[@matureyoungman]

their diet is very healthy. you can tell because they apparently have great blood flow.

[@worldsdumbesttrumpturd....3143]

Haha!

[@taufikalmantakabi]

Fun fact in Malaysia we also call it "Monyet Belanda", "Monyet" means monkey and "Belanda" means Dutch(Netherlands).

[@smeggiamagarwine]

average dutch person

[@stanpines9011]

Still holding a grudge I see, lol

[@v_wibowo]

So does in Indonesia bro 😂 In fact, it seems that the name monyet Belanda or Dutch monkey first came from Indonesia when Indonesia was still colonized by the Dutch

[@taufikalmantakabi]

@@v_wibowo Malaysia used to be colonized by Dutch too

[@kyorikusagami84]

Malaysia The claiming nation

[@Liz-kj2jj]

I wasn’t prepared for how hilarious the “roar” facial expression was, especially bc that’s when they’re trying to look the scariest

[@RobinMarks1313]

My mother always said, "If you can't say anything nice, (or not rude) don't say anything at all." zip goes my lip..... so many jokes. mum's the word.

[@dauxadax2783]

Je

[@1ksan1997]

agree

[@JugheadJones03]

Thank you Danielle and crew. I have enjoyed your content sooo much over all these years. You guys really do a great, consistent job. 😊

[@animalogic]

Thank you so much!

[@richardbidinger2577]

The reason we're all here, is because you make incredible videos that are entertaining, educational, and fascinating.

[@FutureRobert]

"Don't worry, the male Proboscis IS the father" What do you mean by that? LOLOL 💀💀💀🤣

[@codygrimes6157]

You talked nothing about them being too human

[@ghostcat5303]

These guys are on the edge of the uncanny valley to me

[@Tax17-17]

They look so human it feels illegal to see them mate

[@touremuhammad5983]

A lot of people refer to this monkey as Tree Squidward, for obvious reasons. 😅

[@grantbishop1961]

The tree jew. 🌳 🐒

[@Kevo_94]

To anyone wondering why are those monkeys concidered to be Poland's national treasure. Well... it's simply because as soon as we see a representative of that species, we automatically see the most stereotypical polish figure named Janusz. Janusz is the most common type of middle aged guy who lives in 🇵🇱. So whenever we get to see such beauty in it's natural habitat, our hearths just melt ❤. Hope you guys got it right💯.

[@cozmoknot]

Imagine if aliens made documentaries like this about us

[@grantbishop1961]

They already have

[@FuriousTalks2060]

are you alien?💀💀@@grantbishop1961

[@botarakutabi1199]

@@grantbishop1961 XD

[@theprecipiceofreason]

Using palm oil is so such a blatant self destruction. I don't get how we can destroy our water supply for it, let alone kill off so many other creatures

[@rahmadrenaldi2624]

Palm oil farming contribute more to the economy and jobs for the locals, you can hate it all you want but in the end it's their livelihood. Its literally either being a farmer or starvation.

[@theprecipiceofreason]

@@rahmadrenaldi2624 There's a bunch of statements that don't necessarily correllate. Drinking that palm oil koolaide I see. they will starve when their water is gone

[@rotua98]

sunflowers and other similar plants used more land just to produce the same result as palm oil just because we have 'unique' animals you guys suddenly freaking out, how about turning those useless sunflowers land into forrest again ? and restore whatever animals europe had lol

[@GillfigGarstang]

@YahvakinHansenValue is linked to scarcity, and people aren’t exactly scarce the way these ‘unknown jungle creatures’ are.

[@kudajingkrak4919]

every destruction has to be related to palm oil according to western people. But They never mentions the real earth destructions causes by their weapon industries, satelite launchers, Petrochemicals, and even how they destroy the earth by the way their farming and dairy industries.

[@FumanyuX]

Funny how the most replayed part is the monkeys copulating bit

[@Syiepherze]

I'm from Brunei (one of the three countries on Borneo) and I've seen a few of these guys on the mangrove banks of the Brunei River. They're elusive and quite charming fellas 😆 Amazing illustration btw!!

[@BalgaBear]

I'm glad the subtitles sorta acted as a censor bar for the unprovoked rising tower.

[@Pulsonar]

When these monkeys saw us they must’ve felt great pity for humans with their tiny nose, not being able to find a mate and having to resort to IVF instead.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

The monkey with literally ZERO nose freaks me out. I think squirrel monkeys, spider monkeys, gibbons, howler monkeys and a few smaller ones I can't remember the name of are most interesting.

[@boxsterman77]

I think you are thinking of the Snub-nosed Monkey

[@fieryjalapenos4442]

Don’t look at it! Don’t look at it! Don’t look at it!

[@LaddRusso91]

Too late, I looked at it

[@ninja250r2008]

no monkeys were harmed during the making of this video.. except the one that fell out the tree at 3:14

[@saksutonfranco1785]

I had a nightmare when I was a kid because of this monkey, had a very close encounter and I thought I was looking at an old man with a weird nose after a while and I mean a while I realized it wasn't a man and something else entirely I started panicking and didn't know what to do, after my family pulled me away from the monkey and I was without a doubt traumatized, went on to have nightmares for 4 days straight.

[@tendwaten6027]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Liliphant_]

damn that's messed up

[@tendwaten6027]

I think it was an old man only that he was covered with bears skin.

[@Joghurt2499]

The eyes look so... Human. Idk if it's creepy or aforable

[@Nasir3623]

*affordable

[@raraavis7782]

​@@Nasir3623 I think, they meant adorable. Affordable doesn't really makes sense in this context.

[@Joghurt2499]

@@raraavis7782 nah I bet them monkeys ain't that expencive (I'm joking don't buy monkeys)

[@biivii100]

Don't most primates look pretty human for the most part? we are primates after all.

[@purpl3grape]

@@Nasir3623That's definitely not true. They're going extinct, so the value of the eyes have been driven up by multiple orders of magnitude.

[@iedison3839]

Was not expecting to see monkey backshots today

[@skizzarz]

I like the neutral and uncensored direction you’re continuing. Expose reality tastefully!

[@jimgillert20]

The male monkey having a flat hair style parted right down the middle!

[@pauleugenio5914]

5:18 “If their efforts are successful” Efforts, yes.

[@randomaccount6726]

bluds about to offer me a carrot for 29 emeralds

[@azultarmizi]

4:10 that clouded leopard tho, he chonky!

[@user-zc8fq5ui4d]

5:00 "teach them young" lol

[@TaurusAnimations-z6x]

The Squidward Monkey!!!😊

[@lkerus1136]

4:20 "Swim monkey, swim" is CRAZY work

[@jopiang]

i'm from Sarawak, a Malaysian state in Borneo. And the Bako National Park is one of the best places to view these monkeys among plenty other wildlife. They're loud buggers!😂 the bamboo clam is also called monkey penis among locals after the proboscis monkeys' members. Cheers!

[@tyalikanky]

Nose really makes anything look human with easy. Would be great to see whole monkey diversity series.

[@tegathemenace]

Never noticed that our nose is unique

[@symbolsarenotreality4595]

Your vocal tones and body language are so sweet, humorous and intelligent. I love learning about other lifeforms than humans and your passion is infectious.

[@pynshngain-lang-mipale7557]

I don't know about you all but for me, this channel is the full package; you get the informative knowledge about the subject plus you can learn sketching as well😅. Kinda funny but it's true, for me atleast. Cheers🍻 to Animalogic! All the very best till the end🙏

[@ballamaniac6984]

So they just constantly bricked up? 😂😂

[@Goku-mz2nc]

Lol she just had to mention the color of their junks, and completely described how they make love. 🤦😂

[@martinezmccurry6751]

You can tell by her body language at 5:14 the video was about to get interesting. She was uncomfortable and comfortable at the same time 😂😂😂

[@HannibalLecter-hi4hh]

I remember seeing proboscis monkeys in documentaries as far back as 30 or 40 years ago, but they must have been restricted to "above the waist" shots only. Just like human males .. I guess proboscises always ready for an "encounter"!

[@jaymac7203]

The way their nose wobbles when they eat 😭😭 lool 😂

[@FGTRTD24]

This takes “Don’t be nosey” to an entire new level.

[@boujeetrash1015]

I loveee the time-lapse drawing in the background

[@gavingoveia9036]

1:10 floppy honkers

[@Patrick0900]

Its Truly unfortunate and sad to see that their habitat is being destroyed by a bunch of greedy people. It's sickening. 😠

[@xv2711]

​@@_GandalfTheGrey_real af

[@MrNH718]

I'm willing to bet where you live comfortably right now was once some other animals' habitat.

[@xv2711]

@@MrNH718 it was we currently dominating

[@tjtjmich16p]

Yes greedy humans who need to feed their families, If you could graciously provide for a family of 6 they would stop doing it

[@pandakicker1]

How DARE we exist! Ugh! We should just stop existing!

[@boredgrass]

Caprella Linearis. Why? I saw them diving in the southern baltic, where low salinity, keeps everything smaller and less colourful. But when you get down at about 20 meter you notice these curious little strangely elongated shrimps that compare to nothing you ever saw, hooked onto algae or bryozoans in big colonies grabbing for zooplankton with their long "arms". I always took a magnifying glas with me to get a better look;-) It confirmed my conviction that everywhere something magnificent is waiting to be discovered! You just have to keep your eyes open!

[@HatemAli2023]

Reminds me of Minecraft Villagers

[@kimbratton9620]

They sure are colorful😄!

[@aswindivakar6746]

Seeing this monkey for the first time. Amazing creatures. ❤

[@kimeraclan3135]

Love that illustration, Danni! The nose looks like a half broken walnut. But the footage of the monkey makes the nose seem more similar to a thumb.

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Look like smurf noses to me

[@paulfrank7164]

Buddy wasn't hitting nothing but air 😂 he eased closer before the clip ended tho hopefully they made magic

[@SuperMrHiggins]

Thank you, that thumbnail image is absolutely terrifying. 😂

[@medicalmisinformation]

I just finished your HISTORY OF THE PYRATES on Audible! It was great. You have such eclectic interests.

[@scifirocks]

You've surprisingly not done giraffes yet, can you stick them on your list?

[@felixkimani5375]

"obviously I'm referring to their bodies." Side eye 👀

[@nvm-idegaf__]

This was pretty hilarious 😂😂😂 ....besides the clearly serious notes

[@johnlennon91940]

yall crazy for that most replayed part

[@littlemoon9285]

in borneo we called this mongkey bayou 😂😂 the ancaster of english man,

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

I grew up around on a farm around cies and would have never guessed monkeys chew their cud too

[@FarmerDrew]

This just further reinforces my belief that the miocene epoch was a whole planet of the apes and they probably built actual wood dwellings by rivers and waterfalls, like in the movies

[@ikbintom]

Why

[@JayDee-b5u]

Movies?

[@FarmerDrew]

@@JayDee-b5u see also: planet of the apes

[@FarmerDrew]

There is a recently discovered hybrid monkey in Borneo, one of these proboscis monkeys and a silver langur made a viable hybrid

[@brohype]

Always great narration in your videos!!

[@Nehauon]

I have taken to calling them, “the villager monkey”

[@LadyTink]

horseshoe crabs? They are my favorite animal. So many interesting part to talk about, and they have such distinct bodies, as there are only 4 species of them, and they are like on their own part of the tree of life, very separate from the rest.

[@mattgonzales774]

they make me smile & giggle so much i love them ♡

[@AgnaktoreX]

How could I live 26 years without knowing such monkeys exist

[@sir_john_mcgrand3534]

So, those are the monkeys minecraft villagers have evolved from?

[@TheINFP_Diary]

people also aren't told trees are cut down to 1.) grow crops to feed to animals that we slaughter for food 2.) graze "livestock" in open pastures

[@laizerwoolf]

In Indonesia we call it "Monyet Dufan" because the monkey is a mascot for our local theme park.

[@malimali211]

“Swim monkey SWIM!”😂😂

[@Mannels14]

👴🏻

[@DemetriusSorvo]

1:24 Shakespeare monkey

[@snuffeldjuret]

3:59 that is some premium get-off-my-lawn energy right there.

[@eliasmai6170]

they look like trolls

[@freedapeoples2039]

Floppy Honkers!! 😂 I love your jovial sarcasm.

[@potatosticks992]

Well I guess we all now know where they took the inspiration from when creating villagers from Minecraft

[@bobbyschannel349]

At 6:07 he's got a big nose... so getting all the poon LOL

[@Jay-son.]

What a beautiful specimen lmao a beer belly and a giant nose, what a wonderful combination.

[@crazydrax3899]

These are the monkeys that will evolve into minecraft villager

[@brianstefans9108]

You’re the best, Danielle.

[@krawgs]

Holy shit.. are they just hard ALL the time?

[@orishaeshu1084]

Hard and very angry

[@joevaghn457]

Every pornstars dream

[@Oddyzation]

5:31 They did not... 💀

[@AlphaQHard]

Kurła kiedyś to było, nie to co tera

[@annepoitrineau5650]

Loved it, thank you!

[@timgersh6787]

Based on the Monkey penis id guess they have a fully external penis like humans and not a penis bone like other animals but if I am mistaken please correct

[@oversol5469]

Eating that is half a step from catabolism. Something about their appearance is extremely human like.

[@estervillafane]

Uaaa no conocía este animal . Felicidades por estos trabajos