Defending Baby Birds from the Neighbor's Cats - They're out of the nest!

[@Turnah81]

Thanks all for tuning in for the live screening- should we do a Premiere again sometime? If you haven't feel free to subscribe to my second channel too "TurnahsShed" kzbin.info. I want to get more active there with more frequent, yet very casually shot vids on builds that are happening in the shed. Also check out Kristen & my vlog if ya want too: kzbin.info Thanks heaps for the support. Have a tops 2020!

[@merickful]

Subbed and subbed. The latest critter to receive the honourable title of Fatty Fatty 2x4 is the squirrel that lives in a tree outside my window. His favorite branch is about to break. I have an SLR camera on a tripod ready to record. Little fatty is sooo fat. Figured I'd share a little bit of my life and your influence. Always bring a smile! Thank you for your dedication, originality, and heart....and inspiration in nicknames!

[@ataphelicopter5734]

Was beginning to think you stopped uploading! Great stuff

[@Hosstache]

Great play by play!!!

[@gene1491]

Can I have a prototype? I also have animal problems

[@LoneWolf-sh1ph]

Even though I missed it, thank you. I'm always up for a good laugh...😂

[@avarymadhat6309]

Only A Australian can make a documentary on cats pissing in his back yard and make it more interesting then animal planet half the time

[@TechnoTempleStudios]

Only A Australian?

[@WhosAGoodDogue]

@@TechnoTempleStudios - Yup! .... I think he's right with _A_ Australian. For we have all been lied to at school over the years. Apparently, Australia only has _one_ person living there.

[@nuclearjanitors]

This dude has been single handedly waging cat jihad for 8 years. Never give up and keep fighting the good fight.

[@andrewj3177]

A jihad is a weird but the most fitting word of choice. Let those infidel cats have it

[@adilperdana4509]

@@andrewj3177 hahahaha

[@jvanstyn]

Spraying water on cats is not cat jihad. Jihad isn't a proper word either, the infidel gets to live if he converts to islam. A war of annihilation, utter annihilation of the cats by killing by any means is the kind of cat war Australians need to wage on cats. Cats need to go extinct in Australia before the native bird population goes extinct. Cats will never go extinct but Australia's native birds will and extinction if forever.

[@JMObyx]

@@jvanstyn The situation isn't as hopeless as you can think. A few years back, I heard of a technology that uses CRISPR and gene editing that seems like it would have the best chance of doing the trick, essentially a lot of examples of invasive animals would be captured froma ll over Australia, a couple hundred to be really sure, and then they would have a faulty gene inserted into their DNA that causes sterility, now this gene won't express itself in the first generation, that's not the point. However, after all of these invasive animals are re-released into their respective territories this gene would grow slightly more dominant with each passing generation that the infected cats breed, eventually one or a couple of the kittens are sterile and unable to reproduce, but the rest of the litter, still infected by the gene editing, won't be, and they would be able to pass on their genetic material to uninfected bloodlines. In a few generations, for Australia's invasive cat problem, I give it about ten years, the invasive species would become entirely sterile and stop reproducing.

[@collinscarmen223]

This guy living in a tower defense game.

[@BloxinBlocks]

indeed

[@avivastudios2311]

😁😁

[@joshuabannister486]

"On the initial spray, his body registers that there's some new information..." Absolutely dying ahahahah

[@keegansherwood6249]

I think we're getting to that point where we need a lot more water, those cats still look really thirsty

[@chrismoniz5898]

I think so to

[@tomfooler9398]

maybe a tripod trigun

[@KainaX122]

Maybe a fireman's hose upgrade is needed?

[@_devolve]

Or a sprinkler head that splits the stream and widens it out. MAXIMUM CAT COVERAGE

[@pyroboobysmith359]

I'd like to see another water canon nail it right between the horns at the same time it digs its claws in from the first blast.

[@Isaax]

Having your own house, garden and animals within in Australia is like playing a massive tower defense game.

[@MartianV2GG]

bruh azi on fire

[@matmobu6957]

BibleThump

[@ryanparke6730]

And isn't there a huge event going on to

[@b3n949]

MartianV2 It’s like literally hell on earth! Australian Fires is more than 4x worse than the amazon bushfires.

[@unstoppableExodia]

Isaax truth, at my place it's a constant battle to keep rodents from outside getting inside while birds, rodents and fruit bats attack my trees when fruiting.

[@grinreaperoftrolls7528]

You should defend your whole house with these. Like a tower defense game

[@gigaslave]

LeoKim's redback infestation is more like xenomorphs or zerg, lol

[@V1vixn]

Cat Tower Defense

[@dwightstewart7181]

At the very least, he should have placed a second water cannon at the other end of the drive. Just as the cat stops to study what just happened, he gets hit again. Lol.

[@battlebooms6429]

Or exchange the water with a silenced gun :D

[@battlebooms6429]

@@TheAngelOfTheBottomlessPit BURN IT ALIVE :D

[@jesusarambula6932]

Set up four or more sprayers, so as they run they continue to get soaked.

[@rupturedscrotum1501]

Yes

[@EthanPlazYT]

yes

[@megeelee]

Yes

[@ilikefood1609]

Yes

[@mrman5808]

Omg that would be a amazing cat repellent

[@RodrigoTheHappyDog]

I wonder what the birds would think if they could understand that a human invented and built an anti-cat device solely to protect their nest.

[@sockscav]

It would probably feel like what we feel like when a dolphin saves a human.

[@DrNoBrazil]

And make money from it with YT videos on top of advertising his stuff.

[@lucaspeacock6525]

'There is no benefactor, I make my own fate. Only the known forces acting have occurred here, maybe they have acted differently but not unnaturaly'. Or something like that if my guess is on the money.

[@biondanishgenomeinstitute8193]

Protect their nest, and get youtube ad revenue

[@iamthebroker]

Rodrigo, you mean in the same way if only Democrats could just understand what Trump is doing to protect them??

[@DwarvenStoutbrew]

"Run straight for the pole. That will provide the softest deceleration." Great line.

[@mozkitolife5437]

Moving forward. A fat cat's worst enemy. Lost it 🤪😂

[@kissycat4022]

They are not fat, just fluffy

[@Statswaaw]

Yes cat have to stop a fact cat pee the place for the territory and the bad, turnah81 save the birds

[@stansearcheslife6363]

@@kissycat4022 fat

[@wingedtigress9752]

As a cat person myself, I approve of using water to ward off cats. It's very effective

[@PostPatriot]

Ironically ,its been "cat-person" approved long before most of you were born, but so many seem to feel they are the sole enlightened ones. *cringe* you know the ones.

[@wingedtigress9752]

@@PostPatriot Yeah, I know *exactly* who you mean

[@cryonunknown5990]

Does that mean that cats are Fire-type Pokemon?

[@PostPatriot]

@@cryonunknown5990 No it means they dont like water idiot.

[@cryonunknown5990]

@@PostPatriot come on, never heard about such thing as a "joke"?

[@NITROGLYX]

Cat:*pissing in the car* Water turret: *did the same thing but on the cat*

[@FordMustang66]

LOL

[@jogumemajoli]

Jarate

[@ralseidemurrer]

wheeeezz dies of laughter

[@rold-hx8bu]

"This thing and that stuff and wires" I was in an engineering class in high school and this sums up what I remember from it

[@annestyk]

in in engineering college, this is all i remember too.. wait, thats not good is it?

[@omegadragons321]

I feel ya.

[@horror853]

“Cat slide” that’s the best thing I’ve heard

[@jm_mc101]

Horror cat sliidddeeee

[@stealthbeastgaming]

This guy really has a slideshow of cat piss on quickdraw.

[@Turnah81]

Lol, sadly yes

[@Drippie_trap]

I mean, whatever is his fetish

[@texasbutter1341]

@@Drippie_trap that’s not a fedish that’s just sick

[@benjaminrivera117]

😆😆😆😆

[@punchylove5835]

Proves that cat's are actually pests. Like rats

[@STUFF4RC]

A second trap, in the area they run to would be not only entertaining but then they will think twice about coming back.

[@haustek9341]

cat: * enters garage * turret: so you have chosen...death

[@nublord5648]

Turret: so you have chosen...wet

[@GRUBBIEGAY]

@@nublord5648 indeed

[@KezoNeko]

if this water turret was auto-aiming after shot - that was the most "deadly" for pissy-cats

[@anitahaenel2611]

Yos

[@onyxpyrite4941]

Defending Tangerines from a rat invasion, the spin-off episode that we need

[@windiashe126]

I Definitely agree!!!!

[@jinxed7915]

"He's most likely hungry after missing out on one of his 15 square meals yesterday" Damn dude, you are absolutely savage today.

[@Kitchfox]

I know it's the last one for a while but I'm noticing that the cats have a tendency to run in the same direction they were walking. So what if you deployed multiple cat watering devices in interlocking fields of hydration.

[@wilianrodrigues5280]

Cats: Hm, this is a nice place, I wonder if there’s a snack =) around her- Water Turret: Hippity Hoppity, *STOP PISSIN’ ON MY PROPERTY*

[@monsterhunterdude5448]

😂

[@Push-ku4yy]

Wilian Rodrigues lol

[@SkibidiFirefly]

And eating the birds

[@kamishira3781]

LMAO

[@jacquelinecampbell9693]

Lol

[@Marco_Onyxheart]

I'm a maker/embedded engineer/technomancer myself. I appreciate this every time. Even if I do love cats. This channel is great.

[@rickdubbink]

@@vids595 you shouldnt keep any animal inside an enclosed place. Thats like putting yourself in a 3 x 3 room with no exit, sounds fun to you?

[@mozkitolife5437]

@@rickdubbink You mean like every pet rodent, insect or bird in existence? The nature of cats requires them to be restricted and supervised outdoors. Simple as.

[@randomweirdo7501]

@@rickdubbink well what if its an indoor cat who doesn't go outside anyways and who says the house 3 x 3 ? lol

[@smy3486]

@@rickdubbink nobody said you can't walk them outside. You just shouldn't let them roam freely. Not only does it shorten their life it also dangers a lot of useful species that shouldn't be hunted.

[@munenex]

Nobody hates cats. But I don't have to like them either. Esp if they crap in my yard.

[@kevinsiasi9591]

that commentary is legend, give this man a job at National Geographic

[@jdspeed99z]

Something slippery in front of the camera would probably give them more camera time and wetness. And probably more hilarity.

[@mozkitolife5437]

That's a fantastic idea. Turner, do this. Maybe ceramic tiles? Anything that won't deter them from walking in the same line.

[@herberar]

A sheet of Tyvek could work, it feels like waxed paper.

[@TodayzTomSawyer]

Lol. I just posted the same thing as I didn't look to see if anyone had suggested it.

[@Photosynthesisbeing]

I love scaring my dogs on the kitchen tiles at home 😜

[@mmdirtyworkz]

Tiles might work. Anything else and the cat will avoid it, won't step on it

[@Gemitaur]

Somebody needs to make one of these for porch pirates that steal your parcels

[@XboxOriginal1321]

Yea one with those crowd control sprayers

[@thezeugnis]

Search for Mark Robers. He did that in an incredible way :D

[@thiccchungo1041]

Instead it fires darts which home on people and is loaded with cyanide

[@samforpanek8401]

@@thiccchungo1041 of course, because execution is a reasonable punishment for petty theft

[@SuperLbptutorials]

But those need to use pepper spray...

[@TheDeputy173]

I kind of want to make a cat repellent but turn it into a sister repellent

[@JovieandBuddythecats]

It would be brother repellent

[@michele97593]

@@JovieandBuddythecats OMG are we friends irl or something?

[@user-lt9ts7rh4y]

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[@user-lt9ts7rh4y]

Our strategists at UE have come up with an alternative method! All you need are the materials to build the cat repellent, a stick to raise the machine to eye level, and a vat of -acid- "water" ;)

[@DBZVelena]

they sell manual versions under the label Plant-spray i think. Effectiveness on humans has yet to be tested though.

[@Lopro94]

The cat dome of shame behind the polls could use an additional water dispenser as to provide some refreshment for those exhausted from an athletic midnight sprint.

[@autumn9704]

I am a cat owner in the US. My cat is 100% indoors, and I like to have native species of birds nest on my property. I approve of what you are doing! Cats are a very invasive species in multiple continents/ land masses. It is our responsibility to protect native species from our pets :)

[@grantlockridge9354]

If you use stinky water, you can train the cat owner too!!

[@galactorsus_i.n.c]

Genius

[@Maxid1]

Then he has that stink in his back yard. This was designed to get rid of stink.

[@rat_dragon]

@@Maxid1 So true! Cats are nasty lol

[@ambulocetusnatans]

Hot sauce

[@amymationproductions8605]

A strong cleaner smell, like citronella or vinegar, or overpowered lavender

[@lewissilvio4740]

You made my girlfriend and I piss ourselves laughing with the Cat slide dancing clip. You're so funny.

[@insolentstickleback3266]

I was cackling like the village idiot, my dog came over to see if I was OK : D

[@TsukiNekota]

Cat: * gets hit by water turret * Me, a cat person: You get what you f*cking deserve.

[@servantofallah4597]

You salty lol

[@dalilarocha4562]

me too HAHAHA

[@StaniaMarsh]

I love my cat, but I hate my neighbours outdoor cats.

[@libradavaldovinos716]

You suck

[@brandimonaghan3253]

Kind of similar to what I said in my comment

[@企鹅120]

This by far the funniest thing ive seen in the 25 years of my life

[@galimir]

"its been long night for him.his bladder is full ,and his stomach is empty!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seileurt]

I loaded this up and was explaining it to my wife and she asked, “Was that the guy who punched himself in the face at the start of that video you showed me about cats?” and I laughed my face off again.

[@brandonhultgren5776]

I rewatched that scene 6 times when I first saw the video. My wife didn’t find it as amusing. Thanks for reminding me!

[@Nor1MAL]

Here is the video, it is at the start. I had to see it again myself anyhow :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3rFnH-gn9GAjJo

[@VGNaluri]

I really love cats but I understand how detrimental they can be to the natural wildlife of an area, and I think this is a pretty good way to deal with them. Awesome series of videos by the way! The commentary is really funny and I like the names you gave the invading kitties! I fell off my chair laughing at the cat slide. It's going to be part of my exercise routine now. (=^w^=)

Fck that.....Industrial rat traps.....snap em in half

[@david12278]

Aren't they considered an invasive species in Australia stray cats I mean

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

@@david12278 yep

[@ackreikfan]

"Kicking the cat in the d**k"

[@fiercecheese1003]

I wasn't happy about that :/ Not all cats have d*cks ;)

[@HighKingOfSkyrim37]

@@fiercecheese1003 I laughed my fucking ass off.

[@saltycat8306]

​@@fiercecheese1003 I swear to god, I laughed my ass off! Take it with humor! :D

[@sblank3272]

Cosmic Sammy same

[@helliswar]

@@fiercecheese1003 i would do it quietly

[@woodman811]

Don’t get me wrong, I love cats, but good on this man, defending the birds

[@insolentstickleback3266]

Same, I have 2 awesome cats. Rocket the reformed feral, and Kitten the rescue cat. I don't let them outside, they have built in cat runs in house and a catio. No birds for them : D

[@islandbirdw]

How many Subs can I get with no Videos? I love cats to, when they stay indoors

[@islandbirdw]

How about the cat prowler olympics? you do a great job with the play by play of kitty jumps and spin outs. Say I suggest you leave the set up and then you win and we win😎😂🤣😉easy sustainable and hysterical content! I can see the effort you put into them and I never laughed so hard when watch Fatty fatty black paws went airborne after experiencing your party popper of doom contraption!

[@insolentstickleback3266]

LOL Fatty Fatty black paws! LOL what a name :)

[@woodman811]

Would you shoot a wolf if it attacked your pet to feed itself?

[@crazyairplanes7673]

It’s good to see the birds have survived all waves of cats

[@DarkStarRhaast]

Lol that stampy part made me laughing!🤣

[@7silent_peter730]

Yes

[@davidvallllovera]

Overall how he snaps his neck

[@xOPER8Rx]

Automatic thumbs up. Haven't even watched it yet.

[@dakotajones151]

Same lol

[@soup8527]

Yeah, same lol. Ever since the second video I liked all of them before the video even loaded.

[@31redorange08]

Congrats for not understanding the rating system.

[@insolentstickleback3266]

Folks watch the entire video BEFORE you thumbs up. The way YT works a preemptive thumbs up does not help Turnah81 channel.

[@nickbryant2318]

The birds are like “what the hell is going on out there we can’t sleep!!”

[@danielevans9106]

Just imagine he used clin film as a barrier for the cats to run into after getting a soaking

[@keshavggs]

Daniel Evans ohh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janred94]

Yes!

[@wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034]

It's the evilest thing I've ever seen

[@Original_Oats]

Daniel Evans This. Has. To. Be. A. Thing.

[@GalaxyRangerNiko]

I thought he did at one point...

[@Max_Marz]

"He's really trying to accelerate a lot of mass here" fucking lost it.

[@IIIDoggeh]

Your production quality is top notch and you are objectively hilarious!

[@mozkitolife5437]

Tell that to mentally-challenged cat owners. They'll reject the hilarity with equally humorous stupidity.

[@Wyvrex]

Turnah I just disabled adblock for you, watched a 4 minute ad, and clicked through. Get that money. Keep up the vids and I love how you are improving your production. Update: Halfway through and watching another ad. I need a Turnah netflix series combining science and "nature documentary" maybe centered on invasive species. Each episode Turnah features an invasive species and engineers a solution to protect their native prey.

[@Turnah81]

Haha thanks, I love the commitment haha. Yeah invasives get me pretty wound up. Cheers

[@KIRALYW]

Awesome video mate. I too defend fledglings in my garden from irresponsible cat ownership in our area. They are supposed to be locked up at all times here as we back onto a flora & fauna reserve. I have wattle birds, noisy mynas, blackbirds & even a finch nesting in our hedges that surround our property. What a marvellous invention. 👌🏽

[@dylanlawery]

Have you ever thought about using some sort of quad barreled water sprayer? It would activate in the center like this design, but have 1-2 barrels on each side of the main center sprayer. This would make it to where the cats get completely soaked.

[@wheelieboysproductions1312]

Me getting PTSD from a water fight with my cousin's

[@mozkitolife5437]

I'm dumbfounded at how long the ca(s)t list is. Turner, my local council said I can hire a trap and an officer collects the cat for the pound and the owners have to pay to release them. Maybe this is the next step now the birds have fledged? I printed documentation from the local council website and will distribute it before trapping. I sure could use one of your sprayers in the mean time.

[@axeavier]

I think he might have already looked into that. But it's certainly a good idea for any cats that come back

[@mozkitolife5437]

@@axeavier not nearly as entertaining

[@tin2001]

I just bought one off eBay when we had problems with cats at work. Council has some but they were all in use. I think I paid about $35AU, but considering we caught 12 cats (we thought there were 4), it was pretty good value.

[@mozkitolife5437]

@@tin2001 hey that's awesome. I didn't ask if I could buy my own trap. Cheers.

[@jamesbrown99991]

Doesn't this really piss off your neighbours? Cat owners can be, um, a little crazy.

[@maddyvonirsik7391]

The commentary is hilarious. You get a sub just for that.

[@wyatt_enoch1301]

Yes exatly!

[@TexasLindbloom]

A late night recommendation from KZbin has never made me laugh so much. It is now 2am and I have watched the entire playlist with time well spent. Who needs sleep anyway? This was fantastic 😂😂

[@roarie6684]

Cats: I am here for your birds Turret: just lemme stop you right there

[@megstephens264]

KZbin comments are not your stupid meme bords you kids need to shut up we don't care about your annoying unfunny ifunny jokes don't like what I got to say? To bad that's life get used to it.

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

@Sequoiah Dreams Your saying truth about that. I only join in arguments when people threaten each other. Or one of them threatens them. I don't like those people. I had encountered a guy who in game wanted someone to kill themselves in real life. That's, where I went like: "Oh He won't get away with it this, I will defend the guy" BTW, the guy who was threatened didn't do anything specifically to him. He just pretended to be eyeless jack, pretending to eat human flesh. In game. That's practically fine, but threaten them for being weird or act as a character they roleplay as. Also, my character is scp-1471 (stalker app from SCP Foundation) Which as you can see, stalks, that would be worse, if I actually did roleplay it. Becouse even if you pretend to stalk,you still stalk. There is no way of pretending to stalk. You just stalk.

[@Biomirth]

The cat slide just did me in. I love the serious narration around ancient nature memes gone awry. You're too good.

[@arkova112]

Genuinely surprised at how great your sense of humor is.

[@itzlionblazeofficial5100]

dude he ripped the vid from I did a thing

[@wateryoudoing3597]

ItzLionBlaze Official I literally cannot understand what you just said

[@lomdom80]

@@itzlionblazeofficial5100 they're both Australian and have cat issues. I don't think this is a case of one copying another

[@nikkovirtudazo7215]

Cat Invasion North and South.. Rat Invasion East...

[@therajanghunter1911]

I bet lizard invade west

[@ZayIvory7]

Air Strike from the neighborhood Eagles, Ground support from the local Chipmunks

[@dmitriisuvorov1930]

A mole resistance cell, quietly digging their way inside the house...

[@danieldietsche2954]

Remove the rats! The, cats will be less likely.

[@newtop420schannel8]

West hmm high& wide wall

[@york1881]

I had the most laugh I had for years!!! and no other video material beats your intelligent and witty commentary! thank you very much! Love it!

[@ImJustJAG]

I started crying laughing when he brought out Stampy

[@dannih2192]

I can’t believe the series finale is here 😭 Now that you’ve sprayed the cats, maybe you can find a way to spray the owners every time they let their cats out???

[@nootnoot8434]

Or instead throw dog shit at all the dog owners that leave their pets mess on the pavements.

[@2223-x3p]

because leaving cats out is a bad thing?

[@trustyjuul4833]

@@2223-x3p Yes, cats hunt so many small animals and pose threats to endangering small animals like birds. Plus... they shit everywhere.

[@dannih2192]

Tasi_ Doodles How is your comment even relevant.

[@SKBKER]

@@nootnoot8434 Now that is a good idea

[@ulflyng]

For a guy named Tuna, you have an oddly strained relationship with cats

[@darrenlambert2099]

Read his name again

[@adulthumanfemale8666]

Cats eat tuna. So not so odd, me thinks.

[@Claym1x]

Stampey.exe has stopped working please press respawn

[@MechWarrior894]

O O F

[@not_skylyr926]

Set it up for as they get closer to the middle it sprays many lines around him so if he keeps going he only gets wetter

[@troynasello2085]

Absolutely hilarious. I'm a cat lovers and I appreciate the non-lethal solutions. I love the pics & narration. Funny AF. 👍

[@jamesparker4471]

I put orange oil on my boots because my stupid cat does weird things to them. It worked cats hate citrus.,try it on your rims.

[@lsswappedcessna]

Maybe he can use just straight lemon juice in a sprayer?

[@smy3486]

@@lsswappedcessna It might not work. My cat would specifically pee on places I sprayed lemon juice because he wanted to get rid of it's smell... 😔

[@justinfowler2857]

Citric acid is like it says. A long term application will eventually eat away the paint off his rims.

[@MoebiusUK]

I bought 2 ultrasonic cat deterrents from Amazon to stop cats shitting in my vegetable patch. They use a PIR sensor that when triggers sounds an ultra high pitch sound that scares the buggers away. They soon learn to avoid the area and works GREAT.

[@jamesparker4471]

@@justinfowler2857 more accurately I used Zep citrus degreaser that clean my pots with. I bet the cats don't go in the tangerine tree. Wish I had a tangerine tree

[@evilirish74135]

I will be in contact when I get new pets, your naming skills are now legendary.... Chunky Knee Highs 😂😂😂

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

"Catch you guys soon" I hope so; whether the precious little birdies are gone or not, I want to see more stupid cats getting drenched! (I'm also curious to see whether it actually does deter them in the long run, so regardless I definitely hope for an update on that)

[@travelingz3855]

the commentary is GOLD

[@watt6248]

In Soviet Russia, inanimate object piss on cat

[@omegadragons321]

Hmmmmmm, yes.

[@tristramnguyen712]

I love how this is the only comment that I hear with an accent in my head

[@utavtakt9361]

In my sexual fantasy cats piss on me.

[@mask_vids9834]

WattDrivefive Australia

[@keithsimpson3321]

Poor cat lol

[@rhianGT]

The editing and commentary are what really sells this.

[@戴均祐]

I would make the floor slippery so that they can’t escape from the spay that fast!

[@Turnah81]

I want to so they stop scratching up our concrete

[@pierremartel3552]

@@Turnah81 Better yet a spray 15 centimeter before the detector then a 3rd one anther 15 centimeter after the detector so no matter the side the critter decide to go it will get 2 jets or even 3 if it decide to track back after being shot twice..

[@axeavier]

@@Turnah81 perhaps ceramic tile. Although just for fun for one day, if you can lay down a sheet of acrlyic or glass. Something big so when they do get sprayed, their strong thrust of power grips into nothing

[@userPrehistoricman]

Yessss! I want to see some more power slides.

[@topkek7587]

@@Turnah81 can't you just close the gate...

[@T-Law.]

Stampy cat appears Me: is *violently nostalgic*

[@Crystix]

Same

[@xxExoticButterzxx]

I swear there’s gonna be people in the comments saying cats are allergic to water and this is animal abuse

[@masterturbo2218]

It reminds me of the feminists, i mean here the dumb ones

[@lovacc_1967]

@@masterturbo2218 feminists have an average iq of 30 i bet if there will ever be a draft they'll get back to kitchen

[@kawhileonard1806]

I hope he asked for permission from the cats owner because if he didn't they are gonna be mad that their cat is coming home soaking wet lmao

[@masterturbo2218]

@@kawhileonard1806 well it's not like he did something like animal abuse, and the cat will probably lick itself before returning home

[@jasonx165]

More like, there's gonna be people making sure to stirt this shit up literally just so they can cry about it like they're any type of majority.

[@gauravbisht4504]

This guy sitting at home made nat geo and discovery shat their pants.

[@J4C0X]

even his narrative is on point! props to him

[@TheMadRatKing]

This man’s turning his house into a fortress of automatic weapons against animal invasions, I swear this is like a video game

[@sprinkleman8103]

Birds: *_NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT_*

[@irondragon9775]

69th like nice

[@ipisoowatsi]

* war sounds intensify *

[@princeramblerose]

i stg i nearly had a heart attack when backlumps headed towards the nest

[@Brakvash]

"Kitty Burnouts being permanently etched into the concrete" I call those war wounds.

[@elfwizard9969]

this is like if a tower defense game was real

[@Round_Slinger]

Fr

[@outrunfungus43]

Lol

[@accountname6603]

tower : the bomber, the bomber explodes with water, basically auto scares away all cat types. (25 water, 999 "wetness")

[@elfwizard9969]

@@accountname6603 cost: 150 sun

[@tucci06]

Actually such a good idea for a tower defense game. Protecting eggs from waves of cats with water guns and cucumbers and shit, lol.

[@gameroni51]

No one: My brain at 3am: Cat slide

[@jcee8493]

"Chunky Knee-Highs" OMG You're killing me, lol. Just the way you say it cracks me up :o)

[@erican3244]

Ugh. I can't stand people who let their cats roam! I love cats and have 2 of them but because I love them and nature, they stay inside 100% of the time. Domestic housecats are sooo destructive and letting them roam is dangerous for them as well as wildlife. Then people who let their cats roam have the nerve to cry when their cat goes missing and/or dies due to one of the many dangers outdoors. It's their own fault but maybe one day they'll learn their lesson. Too bad we can't hose down the cats owners since the cats don't know any better.

[@scarymaika]

Agreed 100%. I've got two kittys and they are contained as good as i can muster...

[@fenrir9012]

“By kicking the cat in the di**” i just died laughing

[@erickort1987]

i cracked up laughing ,almost fell out of chair,LMAO

[@omegadragons321]

Same here except I somehow held my laughter in and just was shaking.

[@mariyahjackson7556]

OmegaDragons321 YT ??????

[@omegadragons321]

@Mariyah Noodle Holding in my laughter makes me snicker and shake attempting to laugh silently.

[@rameckothegecko]

Then how did you comment?...

[@David_Brinkerhoff93]

Id like to see some slippery surface instead of concrete.

[@rustybrowneye]

Dat pic of kickin the cat in the balls lolololol

[@walkersavage4926]

I like many things but never have subscribed to anything however I was so moved and entertained by your quest to save the birds and your cars that I clicked. Thanks Craig for your innovative, humane, and funny solution.

[@georgewoolmer6385]

If ‘cat slide’ doesn’t become a song I’ll be sad...

[@openlink9958]

When?

[@Goujiin]

I'm thinking turning the nozzle slightly to the right and adding a small cone spray for better exposure since it seems to mainly tag the ass.

[@sockman6058]

This guy creates funiest cat videos ever

[@Turnah81]

Cheers for watching

[@tygarrmacbeth150]

to people saying this is messing with the food chain i have one thing to say. YOUR DEAD WRONG. feral cats will kill just to kill. sometimes they kill for food other times they kill just to kill. here in the U.S a lot of bird have died off do to feral cats.Cats kill up to 3.7B birds annually. Cats that live in the wild or indoor pets allowed to roam outdoors kill from 1.4 billion to as many as 3.7 billion birds in the continental U.S. So yea i am all for him having a defense for the birds.

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

+ Cats were introduced by humans. I forgot in which one, but in some video he said, that cats are as native in Australia as rabbits. + The ats are ruining his property. Though I do wonder with what he cleans, because there are special kinds of cleaners that help with the smell in a way that cats aren't drawn to it which helps with the peeng problem.

[@ericloja6150]

Also invasive

[@metalmamasue3680]

Well said. Cats are NOT native animals and have all but decimated ground nesting birds in some countries as well as how many other birds they kill yearly, worldwide. This is a humane, harmless solution to keeping native birds safe. Anyone who thinks cats should be able to roam unchecked, chooses to be willfully ignorant. Not to mention totally inconsiderate to their neighbor's cars and property. Even well fed cats will hunt and kill native animals. They do NOT belong in the wild. That said, this is the fault of humans. Humans are the most destructive force on earth. Kudos to Turnah 81 for humanely keeping native birds safe. 2 thumbs up for a creative and humane solution. 👍👍

[@ledarius2222]

20 million cats in austrailia be like

[@catman19]

Bird population is down more because of farmers spraying crops & loss of habitat than from cats

[@dannyboy5086]

I died at "chunky knee highs" lol

[@zahwa242]

Turnah : *creates lots of high tech gadget to repel these cats Me : *place a dog

[@moymomo879]

@The SS Youth that dog wouldve eaten the bird and the eggs then whats the point.

[@gamingwiththebeast1025]

do not question the elevated one

[@PovertyEntertainmentOfficial]

Their feathers still look like when you drop something and it rolls under the couch... Lmao

[@littledudefromacrossthestreet]

I'm dead every single time those cat get watered and he starts commenting on it lmao

[@buggydays2299]

2 - 3 nozzle's spaced a couple of feet apart so the cat's run through continuous spray would be cool!nice one all the same.

[@Jodyrides]

When my kids were 5-4-and2. Three little kitties popped out of the woods with their mother behind our house. my kids were thrilled, we started feeding them, I built houses with heated floors for them, got them all their shots/got them fixed, and kept them on our back porch. Our back porch is covered, it is 10 feet wide and 26 feet long. it is not an afterthought addition, it was built with this porch that has French doors going into our sunken living room. It has a panoramic view of the woods overlooking our pool and our lower yard. It’s beautiful....I never got to use that porch again. because as my wife put it, that’s the cat home.. . These are feral cats, I never got closer than 10 feet to any of them. my sons were never interested in becoming friends with them but my daughter and my wife had most of the born on the porch cats eating out of their hands... The mother cat just tolerated my wife and daughter, and never really became pets.. A couple years After the first mom/and three little kitties, a stray mom cat found a heated houses & the constant food supply , and moved in and had a litter. Before we could catch her to get her fixed, within a year she had another litter. my kids and my wife were so attached to the cute little kitties, 14 now,I build additional heated houses. Got those cats fixed by a vet that came with his mobile hospital. That wasn’t cheap . my wife won’t tell me the total, but she did admit that it was over $1500.. we had to get them fixed, we knew that or we would be overrun, and our house would smell like ammonia from a quarter-mile away. none of these cats were ever in the house. That’s where I drew the line. I said they have my porch, they’re not getting my house too... as I said before we lived at the end of the road next to the woods. When we first moved in to this home, we had every form of wildlife, from chipmunks, squirrels, pheasants, Garter snakes,all types of birds . I have a small stream running through my lower property, so we had frogs, turtles, toads, rabbits, deer, Even bears have been reported by local TV news raiding the nearby church dumpster all of those creatures Except for the dear, and probably the bear,have disappeared over the next 15 to 18 years. People that live through the woods have a koi pond.. even those poor harmless fish ended up halfdead on our back porch. I would often go out onto the porch to feed the cats, and I would find still trying to move baby rabbits with their ears ripped off,But still alive.the one that really broke my heart was a full-grown redheaded woodpecker which I had never seen one before. On our back porch, still conscious, but unable to move from its injuries.Feathers everywhere, unable to move his neck.Many times I had to scoop up what was left to some of the still alive creatures and finish them off myself. Including that beautiful red headed woodpecker. It was big, the wingspan was close to 3 feet... I often had to hose the porch cement off to get rid of the blood and guts and feathers and fur from last nights victims. somehow my wife and kids were able to overlook the slaughter because the kitties were so cute. It took 18 years but I am finally rid of those killers on my back porch.. I finally got my porch back. I regret not having the porch and being able to watch my kids while they were still little playing in the pool just below... The cats were more important.... it’s been a year since the last cat expired. The last cat was one of two that were around for the last three years. They were old and pretty much done with being able to catch birds and rabbits and frogs and turtles and bring them up on the porch. So slowly, we’re starting to see wildlife make a return. Australia has a problem with feral cats. Look on KZbin if you don’t believe me. They actually encourage people to shoot feral cats in Australia. They think the number of cats is in the millions out in the outback. The problem is, Australia has animals like the kowala bear, the sloth, bush baby, animals that a cat can just walk up to.. Austria did not have cats before man brought them to australia, so the native animals have no flea instinct when they see a cat. They are wiping out kowala bears and sloths and other indigenous species. i saw a video of aborigine women cornering and catching a cat, and roasting it over a bonfire for dinner.. I did not feel sorry for that cat one bit... they are cold-blooded killers. They kill not to eat, just to kill. I do not know of another animal on earth that kills just to kill other than the cat..

[@xalener]

typical edgy but obvious answer to that last statement, Humans.

[@temethy8850]

My first cat was a wild cat we have a 2 km in length and with they became our cat

[@donkoch8010]

@Thelondonbadger very good point most cat people let there cats roam around. And my point was always. You wouldn't let your kids roam around if you loved them or your family dog. 100%right cats are just killers. So many majestic birds and other animals die because of the ignorance of cat people. Plain simple!

[@donkoch8010]

Great story !! Glad you shared it with with everyone. You should post it again for some news paper to print in big city's where you do not. And will not find and exotic birds. Truth be told. I love cats.. In your house where they love and be loved.!!

[@parish4417]

Amen

[@matthewdan429]

this guy is the most funniest guy ive ever seeeeeen

[@insolentstickleback3266]

Craig is legitimately the funniest man in the southern hemisphere of planet Earth. : D

[@matthewdan429]

Insolent Stickleback yup

[@m33chphorium55]

This man narrative is hilarious af I've never thought cat watching would be so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marceloguia6107]

I wonder what his neighbours think if they ever see this...

[@DantzikZodarro]

Marcelo Guia, hopefully they’ll realize why they shouldn’t leave their cats outside

[@ZazzilasArden]

I feel like it would be more effective as a water cannon rather than a relatively slow, single point water stream.

[@purewestie]

This is like watching a high quality comedic tv show!! I haven't laughed so much watching something in ages!!! Great job mate, loved it lol thank you