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Gather round, for this is the tale of an absolute psycho bullying a bunch of teenagers for no reason.
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[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

I like to imagine that "I throw a rock at god" became an in-joke among their group when ever a PC died.

[@CritCrab]

Sorry, Bill. Your character is dead REEEE I THROW A ROCK AT GOD lol

[@ncrtrooper1782]

What if I throw a rock at God irl? You think he'll not invite me to next session?

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

@@ncrtrooper1782 Well if you do that and get into heaven then you know he's saying "Come up here and try that shit."

[@CamelotKiing]

@@enoughofyourkoicarp "pull up with that same energy"

[@anduro7448]

God throws rock back it healed you 10 hp because the rockw as made out of healing juice apparently

[@Eternalseraph]

That Guy was the kind of person who always had a force field when he played Cops and Robbers as a kid

[@brandonchandlerMGnO]

Exactly, nice comparison.

[@Metanoiance]

Basically Eric Cartman from South Park.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

That's why D&D exists, to stop that from happening, but no, some people think it's an excuse to use their forcefields but now with fucking. Stop that.

[@sadvec6328]

The same kind that while playing baseball said "The ball touched a part of your T-shirt, so you're out"

[@RRVCrinale]

The kid who always used "gun" on you when you played Rock Paper Scissors.

[@fireknight4151]

this guy is so bad he enters the room like a movie villian .

[@CritCrab]

He should audition to play as a disney villain. All he would need to do is sing

[@CritCrab]

@@fireknight4151 YES PLEASE THIS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YES

[@someshyguy]

We need lyrics for this idea. Can anyone provide them? :D

[@Diresilence]

"I suppose you want me to talk, Mr. Spotlight player." "No Mr. DM, I just want to roll the die."

[@The_Murder_Party]

Fire Knight typically villains have panische, this guy did not.

[@InternetinaNutshellChannel]

Bullying noobs is the lowest of the low. Only for the weak.

[@unknqwnshepherd1872]

Internet in a Nutshell Channel, you are everywhere

[@AmaryInkawult]

@@unknqwnshepherd1872 how's your walcc?

[@polyliker8065]

smurfs man

[@veng3r663]

The abusing of small children & helpless animals is by far MUCH worse...

[@maxmercurythemm827]

​@@veng3r663 Small children and helpless animals don't play DnD, so it's a whole different matter.

[@yzertqhbog6597]

"I'm God, deal with it" is probably the best excuse for a DM I've heard

[@izzydd5075]

I'm going to use it. Once. I hope. And it's gonna be epic.

[@maddiemaynot]

I'm VERY new to DMing, and ran a session for a couple of friends and my flatmate (who borders very closely on being That Guy, without actually crossing the line) and whenever he protests anything not worth protesting, my instant response is "Fight me, I'm God." Glad to see other DMs use it too! 😂

[@kbit08]

@@maddiemaynot "I got a 'rocks fall' right here"

[@Entropy3ko]

Actually the DM is the god above gods since he can control even the DND gods XD

[@LaLloronaVT]

No joke but in the campaigns I’m in (my friends do dnd with one of us being the DM) I always call the dm god just to be a dick about it, it’s so funny to curse god when they’re like right next to you lol

[@dylancarroll4623]

God tier D&D right there. Buying them book which aren’t cheap and snacks who doesn’t like snacks.

[@juusovuolle8251]

that man is a freaking saint I mean covering your freshly bought D&D books and DM screen in bread crumbs and did in fact NOT murder the big crybaby where he stood I mean got to give it to the guy nerves of steel!

[@evanblack20]

what a Chad. absolute unit

[@danielvelazquez4212]

Those books are like 50 bucks a pop. Good Guy DM right there.

[@danielvelazquez4212]

The Infinity Sock I wish WotC would make paperback versions that are cheaper. Would be awesome because people that are locked up would be able to order them too.

[@Kaminkaese]

Exactly! I almost wrote the same without checking comments first :D just a really good person

[@ThejollyFrenchman]

I'm surprised that he wasn't banned for assaulting one of the shop's customers. The entire group left as a result, taking their business elsewhere, so I'd have banned him permanently and immediately.

[@randomguy6679]

His parents probably mooched the store owner because they're apparently "such good friends"

[@randomguy6679]

a.k.a. bribe him

[@Arcticmaster1190]

He was banned. “He wasn’t banned sooner...”

[@34t3r8]

"YoU cAn'T iNSTa-KiLL chArACTerS" "Oh yes I can, I'm god"

[@dumptruck5138]

N-Nani?!

[@Magnicentrabbit]

" I throw a rock at god!"

[@jackmack4181]

dankinferno400 roll to hit

[@Julian-pw5mv]

@@jackmack4181 misses, the armor class was over 9000

[@rhylla_864]

Dragon exists

[@Always_Gatekeep_tourists]

I’m just glade the “that guy” didn’t make the newbies quit dnd i hate it when a that guy makes a newbie quit dnd.

[@aralornwolf3140]

From what was said... they already played with the DM before. They are still new, just not... Complete Newbs. *Shrugs* I have no idea why the 20 something's parents want him involved in games... it would be better to send him to social behaviourist first.

[@lanceknightmare]

I was part of quite a few online text role-plays, so I have some experiences where I quit. Reasons for me leaving a role-play vary greatly from something my character did confused the role-players so I left for the sake of the role-play. Someone who thinks they are being helpful by calling out my poor sentence structure when in reality they are just being a jerk. Sudden meta-gaming by one of the role-players. Meta-gaming is when you start to carry non-roleplay elements into the role-play by taking character acts personally and acting salty.

[@SarahAndreaRoycesChannel]

@@lanceknightmare That's bleeding, metagaming is acting on (or sharing) knowledge the character shouldn't possess. Bleeding is hard to prevent. I thought I was good at it, then I learned that the hard way I aint and feel now very sorry toward a fellow player.

[@lanceknightmare]

@@SarahAndreaRoycesChannel People called it meta-gaming on this one board I used to belong to. The term bleeding is one I am not familiar with. There is this one list of terms I saw years ago called The Crimson Munch Project. It had a ton of definitions for things people do in a role-play. I am guilty of being a Twink. Which is when you bring god's into role-plays which have nothing to do with god's.

[@aerongrimm3162]

I had 2 That Guys make me quit for 5 years

[@tnick123]

Sour cream and Chives Shrapnel, Never has war described such "delicious" devastation

[@CritCrab]

War, war never changes 🔫😔

[@karsonkammerzell6955]

Description reminds me of when my brother rolled a can of apple juice down a hallway at his friend who dramatically slow motion flew into the back of the hallway screaming, "Oh God my thirst is quenched!!!"

[@revan7383]

War has changed. It's an endless series of one shots, with murderhobos and weebs. War and it's consumption of newbie careers has become a well oiled machine.

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

"I throw a rock at god" . . . Like 2 or so weeks ago in my game I threw a rock at Halaster Blackcloak (the BBEG in dungeon of the mad mage), I surprisingly beaned him . . . He retaliated by casting finger of death then meteor swarm then removing my tounge and cursing me . . . . the point is when you throw a rock at god sometimes he throws it back

[@WinterPains]

Sounds like he threw a whole boulder at you. But speaking of throwing a rock at God. My level 3 Fiendlock, in an Out of the Abyss campaign, has now shot the Demogorgon with Eldritch Blast in both sessions I've been apart of. The first time it tried to drown him, and the second it bitch slapped him. Only one of those times did he intend to hit it.

[@angelgorm8230]

When you're so pathetic in real life that you have to resort to bullying others inside a fictional world.

[@CritCrab]

Seriously tho.

[@moonmoon4577]

@@DabroodThompson well he kind of did. ruining peoples fun on purpose is kinda shitty

[@elbruces]

@@DabroodThompson Your request to play devil's advocate is declined

[@xryeau_1760]

@@DabroodThompson It would be a little less pathetic if he did

[@willow8186]

Yeah, it’s pathetic. Not at all uncommon unfortunately. I play on a DayZ rp server and those people are definitely around, both in game and on the Discord. We had one adult guy with his all adult group breaking character in game to bully a 13 year old boy for NO reason. He was our youngest player and one of our best role players, and he stayed in character like a damn pro and reported them after. When the adult scum bags were confronted by this with evidence by admins they refused to talk about it and instead opened several tickets accusing the boy of having (and I’m mentioning the worst one here) retraumatized one of the group members months back when he played a doctor, he did a medical check and the group member felt abused because he’d been sexually abused as a child. I don’t get why adults bully kids or why you would spend so much time building characters and play a game to just ruin the fun for everyone.

[@maskofice9432]

I kinda love the "I throw a rock at god" line. Like coming from someone with an actual sense of humor, that line is comedic gold.

[@jimbillyjenkims]

Like Grog Strongjaw or something, "Uh, I would like to throw a rock at God..."

[@whatisthis1958]

Might use it if my character dies in our new campaign lmao

[@just_a_morningstar]

One time my character died and I said "I challenge the Reaper to a trial by combat" and the DM actually went along with it. Challenging the Pantheon can lead to some amazing stories if you do it right.

[@jamesteasdale7588]

“I THROW A ROCK AT GOD DIDNT YOU HEAR ME!” I can’t... I can’t breathe...

[@ramirezthesilvite]

Tip for potential "that guys" out there: you are not the main character. It's not about you. It's about the group. If you're the only one having fun, maybe rethink your approach.

[@soarinjc8750]

@Terror the dm didn't do it for his own sake, he did it for the health of the party and the general happiness of everyone involved (minus That Guy). If you think ignoring harmful elements that affect your game in a negative way is bad DMing, chances are you're That Guy too

[@myrpatroll]

@Terror naw, if someone breaks the table rules - no pvp - you get smite down. QED. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 sit there, reroll and follow the rules or leave. And yea, idk party alignment but its very OK to retcon "im going to attack the guards at (presumably) first level and ruin this story for the others involved because I'm ignoring plans the party made" Tldr, dm did nothing wrong.

[@pumpkin7446]

@Terror you MUST be joking.

[@aaronhurst4379]

@Terror I see you're completely ignoring the 'no pvp' rule he broke, which according to the story was agreed beforehand

[@moonmoon4577]

@Terror So you were that guy. This guy had more patience than me. I'd have kicked him out of the game on the spot.

[@corvidus]

1 dislike. Just WHO could that be...

[@BlackRainRising]

55 more of "those guys" since this comment :P

[@Wolfphototech]

72 now . Must be "That guy(s) / That Girl(s)" being butthurt .

[@navivan768]

each dislike is each grain of his ash slowly making their way to the dislike button

[@Nazo-kage]

It doesn’t matter his age, he was acting like an intolerable brat. Isn’t the point of D&D to have fun and be immersed in the story that the DM makes? Doesn’t understand that there’s limitations in any chosen class, Tries to shove himself in EVERY encounter especially when it’s not needed nor wanted, Attempts to attack other characters (in game) for unknown/stupid reasons, And apparently is too stupid to read to the room, (here’s a quick hint; if everybody else is following along with the rest of the game and you’re not, this might not be the group for you and Move On.) I mean the guy was so bad that the DM had to use divine intervention to end him. And to top it all off just like the petulant little brat he is, he whines and then literally picks up food and throws it at people. Age is no excuse, Lack of friends is no excuse, If you cannot work and play well with others, then don’t bother.

[@CritCrab]

That is absolutely true. I mostly used the man's age to put into context just how bad of a player he was. If you are an adult in a room with a bunch of teens it should be basic common sense to know that, as the older person, you should make an effort to be more mature not yell at people and throw things. There is no excuse for what this idiot did.

[@CritCrab]

Well guys, it finally happened, this video was demonetized. I don't know what I did or said but they say it's not advertiser friendly. :/ I see that ads are still running tho. Nice stonks Susan! 👍📈

[@davidcogdill300]

CritCrab I suggest you blur or cover the words you don’t read- it already seemed strange to avoid saying them yet show them on the screen, but maybe that’s what they latched onto. Maybe add murder or murderhobo to the censor list? I believe the guidelines don’t want anything “bad” in the “beginning” part of the video. Lastly, maybe Skyrim gameplay set it off, since it’s a AAA still being sold cross platform? That’s all I can think of. Hope you get your money- and if it gets monetized again, I’ll be back. Keep up the good work!! (P.S. you’re doing wonderfully with audience interaction- the questions and polls you do are leagues beyond the other channels in subbed to that do similar content!)

[@brockkelly4841]

CritCrab more speculation, could it be the curse a witch/warlock put on someone? Maybe KZbin classifies curses as violence.

[@toko099o]

It depends on what youtube thinks. There is a chance that youtube has started demonetizing reddit posts. There is also a chance that youtube is getting mad a patreon recently. The post itself doesn't have anything that I can find where an advertiser would run away. At most the post describing the dm as "god" may have flagged the video as a cult thing, but this channel is too small for the video to have it remonitized. Sorry about the algorithm...

[@CritCrab]

@@davidcogdill300 Those are both very good observations. I try to skrrt around the [redacted] words and sometimes correct OP for better grammar, but I am confident that by the end of the week the algorithm will see it's mistake. And thanks for the compliment. I love you guys.

[@CritCrab]

@@brockkelly4841 maybe 🤔🦀

[@Entropy3ko]

"I burn down the tree to intimidate it" This really made me laugh. It works great as a joke, but not if you actually ruin another player's time. To be honest this story, especially the ending, would make for a great skit

[@AllyOJustice]

I like the idea of playing an evil character partnered with a druid and if a tree/plant wasn't giving information I'd have my character hold up a flint and steel menacingly.

[@Aasha]

Imagine someone trying to get their ass kicked over a friendly D&D game. Once he started throwing things at people they'd be in their right to call the police or possibly deck him. Honestly a consequence might be what that guy actually needs to grow up.

[@CritCrab]

That's what I was thinking, it would have been better for everyone (TG included) if somebody punched him in the face.

[@Aplesedjr]

To be fair, he didn’t throw anything at them, unless you count crumbs. It was said he specifically aimed for something that wasn’t a person.

[@Aasha]

@@Aplesedjr The thing he aimed for was specifically the screen that the DM was sitting behind. Which knocked everything and sent it flying. There's no way it didn't knock it into the DM. Either way he doesn't deserve to be defended by you. He went far out of his way to be an asshole. It's not like this was a misunderstanding that snowballed into a pissing match. This guy came _specifically_ to wreck things for others.

[@Aplesedjr]

Aasha it’d be kind of difficult to knock an entire screen into somebody with something that supposedly let most of its contents out before even reaching the target. And if it did somehow, it maybe lightly fell into the DM’s lap. Hardly justification to call the police or follow through with violence. Everything else he did was wrong, but don’t make something he did seem worse than it was, and say that everyone would have been justified in going way overboard.

[@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907]

@@CritCrab Punched him in the face!? Bruh, You are too lenient. A Good Kick in the family jewels would have done him in perfectly.

[@TengouX]

'the smell of ruined sessions past' You can tell that guy has tabletopping chops just from that phrase alone.

[@zecat3727]

Just a friendly Skyrim tip: You can press F5 to quicksave and then F9 to load that quicksave.

[@CritCrab]

THANK YOU! it was getting really tedious saving n loading.

[@Shadow0Heart1]

Didn't know this, Thank you! Been playing since 2012, first on PS3. A few years later, I got the Anthology, and never knew this.

[@feralchangeling97]

It'd be funny if That Guy's PC became an antagonist in the game after the player leaves and they need to do something with his character instead of just leaving him behind.

[@CritCrab]

That would actually be really cool. He is already an enemy of the party who has attacked them. What else does he need to do?

[@goldfencer]

Nah, he’s better off staying a forgotten pile of ash. Just a brief and irrelevant speed bump on the party’s road to saving the world, or whatever the campaign was about.

[@Aasha]

Maybe a slime rolled over the pile of ash and somehow turned into an ashy sorta slime that comedicly took that guy's form and personality.

[@goldfencer]

@@Aasha Why would any DM ruin a perfectly good slime like that?

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

@@Aasha I don't think rimaru eats junk food?

[@mirthfulArtist]

I'm so glad you're reading it instead of using Microsoft Sam.

[@ncrtrooper1782]

Awww I chose D. He flips the table and cries into his body pillow.

[@topazsullivan328]

This was what I was thinking was about to happen also.

[@smugscylla4481]

I'm so glad to hear a GOOD DM used the line "I'm god, deal with it." Because he's actually working in the game's interest. Not his own

[@SunLovinSolaire]

“You can’t insta-kill players!” Are you telling the DM what he can’t do in his homebrew?

[@WyvernTheLost]

Or just telling the DM what they can't do in a game their running at all, homebrew or not.

[@iank472]

@@WyvernTheLost yeah pretty much every official campaign setting has plenty of ways to instagib a player if the DM has to. Vengeful Gods, super powerful monsters, the choices are many and varied. Not that I've ever considered murdering a character in my games......

[@vicnedel02]

Dm: I need you to curse this character sheet. Witch: Sees the homebrew class...Its already pretty cursed, my dude.

[@lolbots686]

dm:not what i meant witch:... give me 3 hours.

[@lolbots686]

Dm:wait why 3 hours? Witch:you really want to know? Dm:...valid.

[@DJ2WYCE]

"I'm god. Deal with it." I'll keep this line in mind if I find myself as a DM and have one of these players

[@liamdalemon1525]

that is some bad DMing

[@throbbingdad5193]

@@liamdalemon1525 In general id agree, but given the context it was warranted

[@WyvernTheLost]

@@liamdalemon1525 Only bad if it's used constantly on players who aren't deserving of it. But it can be warranted, especially if the player is acting like a That Guy.

[@TheAmazingDGM]

I don't personally believe in witchcraft, but from what I understand of the Wiccan belief from conversations/curiosity-driven research is that most Wicca either doesn't believe in curses or belive that cursing someone is a very bad idea and usually results in worse things happening to the person that casts the curse. Bit of a weird point to make given it was only slightly referenced in this video and cursing the character sheet was definitely a funny thought, but I felt like sharing anyway.

[@emiledlund9559]

TheAmazingDGM Hey I think my country’s Kardashian (Weirdly popular celebrity) made a movie named Wicca. It was mostly a poor Blair Witch project knock-off. For reference I live in Sweden and said celebrity is called Joakim “Jockiboi” Lundell

[@CritCrab]

Yeah, cursing him was only briefly mentioned and I mostly just used it as a vehicle for me to express how I feel about *why* the player acted the way he did.

[@lanceknightmare]

Most Wicca believers I have spoken to are very young. Every one of them speak of the new Wicca which no longer requires you to be 13. While there is a little disconnect between the new Wicca and the old which is a furtility cult requiring you to be 13. Those who are under 13 in my experience always dismiss the age 13 requirement. Also, the belief is Wicca is something which is only held around those rebellious teenage years in most cases.

[@TheBones1188]

Wicca also isnt the only form of witchcraft out there. While is the most popular in the west there are several types and wicca is the newest among them.

[@TheAmazingDGM]

@@TheBones1188Interesting. I've very limited knowledge of those forms of witchcraft but I've always had a fascination with the subject. Would you mind telling me more, or perhaps send me links to sources that I can look at myself?

[@cynicalbastard1725]

the 1000 radiant damage and the "I throw a rock at god" became in jokes in my group, it's a blast i'll tell ya

[@AtaMarKat]

“Muh playa agency!” players make railroader DMs. Change my mind.

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

Railroader gms make that guys, change MY mind.

[@alphathehedgehogx96]

both of these statements are correct to some degree

[@stylishgaby]

Conclusion : there should be healthy relationships between DM and players, and the one throwing a tantrum is usually the one being wrong.

[@jerryottingeriii7531]

That was a Brilliant And Calm DM I hope to DM like that. Good story dude 👍 -Mr 3 hours

[@edwardelric4975]

That Guy: I THROW A ROCK AT GOD! [Speech 100]

[@liamdalemon1525]

you know compared to "oH yOu RoLlEd AuToMaTiC SuCeSs? hOw AbOuT yOu DiE iNsTaNtLy wItHoUt aNy SuCeSs EvEn hApPeNiNg?" it makes as much as much sense as eating steak for breakfast

[@randomguy6679]

@@liamdalemon1525 that prick deserved it though. Especially for ignoring a rule against PVP that was clearly established by the DM.

[@johnnyc.3849]

I love how when That Guy repeats “I THROW A ROCK AT GOD” the Dragonborn in your footage shouts Unrelenting Force into the sky. Manifique.

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

That *that guy* guy is lower than Spirit Crab's screenshots

[@CritCrab]

Fr tho 😔😔😔😔

[@mrmaxwell346]

@@CritCrab bruh

[@Person01234]

"You have disadvantage with heavy armour" "No I don't because *fake reason*" DM: "Yeah, you do, end of argument, roll at disadvantage". I actually think retconning or telling him he can't do things is the wrong approach. Just lay some consequences on him.

[@a.spirit8408]

IMO the consequence-based course correction works best on people you want to play with. Like if an enthusiastic player who gets along with the rest of the party is still too murder-hobo-y. But for this type of That Guy, attention and spotlight is what they want, at the expense of other players' fun. If you only give them in-game consequences, they will escalate while still hogging the spotlight ("I attack the rogue." "I throw a rock at God.") Best to ignore and retcon around them. I hope to remember that if I am ever tested like this.

[@liamdalemon1525]

are you sure he didn't mean: actually now that you told me that I would rather not

[@SaruvaViolin]

From the "this guy need to take some damage to the face in real life" series

[@muchotexto4248]

DM throws a d8 and bases the strenght of the hit in the number 😔

[@metalc.s3170]

“I throw a rock at god” how the frick does a pile of ash throw a rock!?! Let alone pick up one. Damn was This guy a piece of work

[@filipferencak2717]

Should've just told him "you miss automatically."

[@HalfTangible]

Because he was in whatever afterlife he was supposed to be in. "God catches the rock and throws it back at you so hard your soul is shattered into bits. Now as I was saying-"

[@timdyer666]

Chorly Smith the ashes themselves compress into a rock like form and through sheer force of will launches itself at god.

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

And misses because of rolling with disadvantage and being an improvised weapon with the brittle quality.

[@liamdalemon1525]

well he shouldn't be dead to begin with. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT NOT ONLY DOES ENOUGH LIGHT ENTER THE ROOM TO INSTANTLY FRY SOMEONE BUT THAT HAPPENS BEFORE THEY MANAGE TO LAND AN INSTANT SUCCESS MOVE AND NO ONE ELSE GETS HURT BY IT??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?

[@Chessrook44]

Those of us in RP circles (Not RPG circles, just general RP in chatrooms) have a word for this type of person: Godmodder. The type who doesn't care what the other person does, just pretty much describes what others do, makes himself the best, and pays no attention to anything that takes him down. Clearly, he didn't know how to handle it when he WASN'T the one in control.

[@thenorrisrogersshow9927]

9:25 that timing lmao

[@CritCrab]

Hah! Didn't even notice that at first.

[@ThePerformerMan]

Has someone made a Bingo-table for these stories? Love the work you're doing here man, thanks for the entertainment.

[@dumptruck5138]

9:27 I like how in the Skyrim gamplay you used a shout at this moment in the story.

[@jdbeistline5230]

Had something like this happen to me with a new player group. Was scouting for players, and lo an "experienced" player volunteered to "help" the newbies. I new I should've said no, but I REALLY hate excluding anyone from the awesomeness that is D&D... Still it was a hard lesson that I learned that sometimes you have to not allow someone to join. As much as I'm going to hate doing it whenever the next time it happens, I'll be saying no. Still, the remnants of the group still want to play with me still being the DM, which is nice.

[@TheRenofox]

Now THIS is how a DM should deal with problem players! No bending over backwards, no dancing around the issue, just making it clear what simply is not accepted.

[@Historyfan476AD]

"This ain't a video game Son" classic line.

[@mrbowlingalley379]

Sometimes I prep for listening to your videos by getting a snack or something and when this one started, I got chills from hearing your calm voice. Good job and keep it up!

[@hardcorenacho1020]

“I’m God, deal with it” GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE!!!

[@stevdawizard392]

You're getting a lot better man 👍

[@CritCrab]

Thank you so much! I'm really trying.

[@transmissionsfromtheunderd2303]

I always love these kinds of stories because this is usually what people who paint themselves as dashing rogues who save the party from an evil railroading GM ACTUALLY look and act like.

[@palea1335]

11:43 For just one frame "Please forgive me i forgot to put the applause noise so please accept these *clapclapclapclapclap*" Every time you put one of these one-frame messages, I'll be here to to leave it in the comments.

[@CritCrab]

Damn, I'll need to make mine harder to see then. I you will NEVER be able to find the hidden message in my next video! MUAHAHAHAAA!

[@brysonorosa632]

Man I tried so hard to find it (I did) and then I saw your comment

[@liamdalemon1525]

not lashing out on him eh (flashback to the DM instantly killing the PC without a save and not letting the crit he rolled count) yea it sounds like he was totally fair!

[@rainbow_fox_]

that guy just sounds like the type of person whos so starved of attention that they purposefully try and make everyone angry at them. im *really* glad that group fought back; i know as a teen i wouldve been too scared to ever try and stand up to someone like that.

[@Bear-Food]

"I am god, deal with it." The most swagger thing I have ever heard someone say. How is this man not famous.

[@jakeberry9532]

God I've been binging random old Critcrab videos, since I only subscribed in late August/Early September of this year. I missed a lot of horror stories and this content is amazing

[@XxBLAZER817xX]

I'm so glad I was able to find and support a channel this early on for awesome content. Keep up the great work!

[@CritCrab]

Am so glad I could find such an amazing community of awesome crabbos this early on that supports each other so much! Keep being you!

[@diegomacias5872]

"I like to believe he moved on to more appropriate games that would dowse his toxic player behavior in salt" So you mean he's playing league of legends now?

[@satannstuff]

How were you having this much trouble with that dragon? It's a pushover.

[@TekTheNinja]

Recently Gopher (a favorite youtuber of mine) got to that fight and it lasted a whole episode since his character is mostly good at backstabbing and poisoning, which doesn't exactly help with a Dragon. Funny stuff. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rma9k2ODetF_ebs

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

A fast pushover with more range and health than you have, even with the guards it usually takes a good few minutes to get through it.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Not if you wait a bunch of levels by accident and it scales up "proportionally".

[@mestrepanda]

I've been DMing for a few years now and never liked the "divine unexpected wrath" to kill a character. Except in cases like that, this jerk totally deserved it.

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

I love how many videos you have. So often I find great creators who have like 20 vids.

[@15oClock]

Lesson of the video: Don't be That Guy.

[@liamdalemon1525]

also don't kill someone instantly because they rolled a natural 20

[@disturbedpyro4511]

I love how your Skyrim shout cued up perfectly to That Guy yelling "I THROW A ROCK AT GOD! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!?" 😂😂

[@remick0]

Nice first dragon kill! Also the more I listen to stories like these, the more thankful I am that I have the kind of DM that would not stand for that sort of person even starting to play uninvited.

[@CritCrab]

Thanks! Everyone else here in the comment section thinks I'm terrible at Skyrim. It's true but I still like getting positive messages here and there. Here's to you and your awesome DM 🥂

[@remick0]

@@CritCrab You may not be the best at it, but absolutely nobody is great on their first playthrough. The impressive thing is that you killed the first dragon on your first attempt. It will get a lot harder when you don't have a party of guards to fight the others, but I'm sure you'll find a way to succeed.

[@PlayerZeroStart]

For a second, I thought That Guy was actually gonna pick up a rock and chuck it at the DM's head. Thank god that didn't happen. Seriously, idk how everyone in these stories can remain so calm. If I was in half these situations, I'd just stand up and scream my lungs out at the awful player. Bravo to these much more emotionally stable people.

[@thatonepipsqueak887]

"It was beautiful as it was horrifying the way the compacted flavoring at the bottom of he box was sent flying around the room. The notes, whiteboard, player sheets, DM notes were all lightly seasoned with Sour Cream & Chives shrapnel" What a beautiful pair of sentences...

[@femalepresentingsurelis7476]

okay but op's storytelling in this one was so entertaining and vivid hahah

[@connorprosise5983]

Took a "free" item I thought he was a homebrew fighter not Rouge... interesting and so was your video critcrab make sure to stay amazing! ❤🦀

[@CritCrab]

Haha, funny comment, Connor. Have a great day! :D

[@simplyvince1744]

I'm honestly so proud that they used that character sheet as a taglock. That's really creative and freaking amazing.

[@Michaeljack81sk]

I really love this. When a That Guy meets a DM who Does Not Take That Bullshit. DM is definitely the hero of the group

[@DreamingBlindly]

Halfway though... i think I've experienced the same thing! OMG, and the quote "um actually..." rings really bad memories for a first session...

[@business_dog]

I too had a "That Guy" in one the campaigns I was a part of. He was actually a part of our friend group, but after his insufferable method of play and constant hijacking, and his inevitable "but that doesn't make *sense*!", we just booted him from the campaign (we told him the campaign was over but it really wasn't) and eventually, booted him from the friend group.

[@KertaDrake]

This seems like an appropriate time to strip a player of all his items and sell him off to some unusually high level kobolds to test their trap skills.

[@JerkyMurky]

Nice twist on the "Falling rocks kill everyone" Trope. Divine intervention is sometimes, regretfully, necessary in maintaining a game, and for looking after the best interests of the whole party.

[@joypomeroy1452]

I can definitely think of more ways to make his life worse with a curse.

[@kaedenjohnson2591]

9:27, the story, the skyrim footage, and the skyrim subtitles all fit way to perfectly in that moment

[@nerdyogre6683]

That is an awesome DM, to remain calm and cool with at least a level 6 "That Guy", bravo my friend, bravo. 👏

[@Patty-Q]

That DM has the patience of a saint and the wit of a tactician for putting up with that guy and thinking on the fly. I hope to be half the DM he is when I grow up.

[@chesthoIe]

That witch cursing that character sheet is exactly what my crazy Mormon aunt was warning me about.

[@Mr.Spongecake]

As a DM, the moment I hear a STARTING PLAYER has a bag of holding I would immediately ask to see the character sheet and let them know what issues I take with it. In this case the maxed stats, the OP homebrew weapon and the BAG OF EFFING HOLDING.

[@peterrants9634]

Wow....I mean wow!! Yeah that DM had the patience of Job, cuz I would'a stood up and slapped the taste out of that dude's mouth probably long before he even started throwing stuff.

[@lockwoan01]

The rules exist as a very good guide on what to do in most given situations and can even save a party's life. After all, if the players wonder down the wrong optional path, they might encounter an opponent that's of a tier or two higher than what they normally can handle. Granted, clever groups might figure out a few tricks, like having the tank-paladin rush to one side, to distract the green dragon, so that the rogues can use their bows for Sneak Attacks, and other martial/support characters use ranged attacks, so that the spell-caster can use a scroll of fireball at a place that torches just the dragon, and then the rest of the tank-types charge in to hack and slash, while the rest use bows and ranged spells. (I was actually in that situation.)

[@prasatorr2301]

I love how he uses shout in exact moment that guy shouted "I throw rock at god"

[@Akiku2]

One of the only times where “I’m god, deal with it” is appropriate. And badass.

[@sweetlittlenothing7696]

_"I'm God. Deal with it"_ THIS GUYS OMFG 🖤🖤🤣🤣

[@zefra2657]

Looks like I just found my newest youtuber who deserves subs. I love dnd stories, being a dm myself. I luckily/unfortunately do not have these kinds of stories, at least not yet. Keep up the good content!

[@GuimoTheGizo]

*"I throw a rock at God!"* "Okay, roll Strength" _rolls like a 15 or something_ "Despite your best efforts, you do not throw a rock at God. Because you are a pile of ash."

[@liamdalemon1525]

"we live in a world where you can at any time because death star beams randomly spawn into the world

[@KaitouKaiju]

@@liamdalemon1525 Let me guess, you're the player they're talking about in this story

[@liamdalemon1525]

@@KaitouKaiju no, I just think it's stupid that at any time anyone can randomly be vaporized by... something... have the gods had too much to drink or something?

[@jackbelmont4389]

"I throw a rock" "YOU DARE TO CHALLANGE ME MORTAL? A GOD OF OLYMPUS"

[@augustmccann7877]

i had a friend like this and memories of that guy came flooding back

[@pissedoffturtle7333]

-> Bought expensive books -> Provided snacks -> Good enough at worldbuilding that people were happy to hear his narration and annoyed when it was interrupted -> DM is this guy.

[@ilovecats790]

That Guy: “ I throw a rock at God!” That Guy: *throws dust* God: you roll a nat 1

[@colossaltitan3546]

Lol when he said "reducing your body to a pile of ash" you could see the dragon's skeleton that just died too

[@commanderwyro4204]

"you cant just instant kill people!" yes you can its called power word kill...

[@liamdalemon1525]

well how about how he randomly took enough damage to kill a terasque and his NATURAL FUCKING 20 was counted as a failure

[@arandomnobody2925]

@@liamdalemon1525 Because the DM had already set the rule that there was no PvP allowed??? It doesn't matter if it was a nat 20 or a nat 1, the point is that he went against the rules set by the DM and so he faced the consequences. He gave himself magical items with no reasoning as to why he had them, everything he did was directly to spite the rest of the group's plans (may I add that most of what he did probably went against his alignment), and he tried to prey off of the fact that they were teenagers who were still learning the rules. The DM got tired of his shit and so he killed him off for breaking his rules.

[@WyvernTheLost]

@@liamdalemon1525 Because a nat 20 doesn't guarantee a success? Like if you're going to do something so outrageously stupid, don't expect the DM to just let it happen. Like Jesus I'm seeing your dumb rear in all these comments to the point I'm thinking you're actually the That Guy in the story, going about being an annoying prick who doesn't understand the concept of rolls and checks being higher than a nat 20 can get you.

[@liamdalemon1525]

@@WyvernTheLost yeah number 1, that rule is stupid and number 2 combat is the exception to that rule

[@WyvernTheLost]

@@liamdalemon1525 No, it's not. There's no exception if the DM doesn't want there to be. A natty doesn't guarantee your dumb plan works. And it's not a dumb rule, having checks higher than a twenty when the players want to do something idiotic, is a pretty good way of avoiding pvp and just dumbass moves in general. But either way you sound like a nightmare of a player and I'm praying for any dm that has to deal with you and your absolutely *ridiculous* idea of how dnd works.

[@jrheiselt]

That dm sounds like a boss. One lesson I learned from the George of the Jungle movie is not to argue with the narrator.

[@iamaunicorn1232]

It was a literal flavoring! Kudos to that bait and switch!

[@5thDMGs]

11:42 we totally forgive you for not inserting the applause sound effect and those were more than sufficient

[@Mirnum007]

"I threw a rock at 'em!" Silence "It was a big rock."

[@YouW00t]

>DM buys D&D books and snacks for his players. >DMs for murderhobo teens. Is it possible to consecrate someone over playing D&D?

[@voidvalkyrie]

“I’m god deal with it.” Amazing quote I might use that.

[@gigaswardblade7261]

when you wanna be the main character so bad that you attempt to murder all the other players

[@citizen_grub4171]

*hurls half-eaten pack of snacks at DM, creating an impenetrable cloud of seasoning* Ninja, VANISH!

[@TaoScribble]

I can see why That Guy's parents had to intervene to get him to make friends, but maybe they should've opted for raising him better in the first place. Mid-twenties is too far gone if he's still on THIS level of crap.