Fat Cry 5

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[@silverdrawingsyt6331]

from 22 minutes to 2 hours and 10 minutes in over 2 years. Now thats improvement

[@TrajGreekFire]

Mauler would be proud

[@kalibrungamasala1720]

@vowelcore 90% of the video will be an indepth high detail documentary about malaria and its pros and cons.

[@samt3412]

@@TrajGreekFire the intro wasn't it's own 2 hour video, still not MauLer enough. His video would be the length of the game

[@silverdrawingsyt6331]

@Hatwox maybe both

[@bricktea3645]

@vowelcore the best review of fat cry 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6mXloahgqerY7c

[@annualleopard3063]

I have to say Joseph Seeds actor gives it his all. He does a great job too

[@manicstatic370]

Yeah

[@fuze7885]

Just like somebody else from 2 or 3 games ago!

[@Joe-ib3dy]

He’s really good in New Dawn too!

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

@@Joe-ib3dy RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEE

[@man-rx6od]

@@Ajay-dy3xw lamo

[@PhilomathWizard]

12:54 I think it’s really beautiful that a franchise as big as Ubisoft recognizes small creators like Schlatt ❤️

[@user-lo1xu4cs5d]

Nice to see "Shlatt" getting a tribute to himself after his death. 8/2/2018 Fly High 🕊🕊

[@user-kp9ho6di2b]

19:55 the entire montage part at the end with keep you rifle by your side at the end is put together soooo well

[@grandayy]

It's like Skyrim with guns

[@bassproshopper8226]

Grandayy isn’t that fallout

[@BadFoxxo950]

yeaaaah that's fallout lol

[@riquaza3461]

lol yeah its fallout

[@jamescameron5773]

Acctually it's Roblox

[@riquaza3461]

James Cameron Roblox is gmod in legos

[@demoxna]

Far Cry 5: Starring: Fanfiction Ron Weasley. Fallout character with 100 charisma And woman. *_and Jared Leto as Joseph Seed_*

[@undead923]

Guest Starring MC Ride

[@johnnyg4mer764]

Also starring... 1:08 *S U C C M A C H I N E*

[@severecartoon7152]

And anne from mars of legendary star wars guns

[@courier6496]

Oh no not him

[@cannibalbunny]

Funny thing is, Jared is an actual cult leader

[@Thecloaker_]

“Fan fiction Ronald weasly, starting your fallout character with 10 charisma and women” I honestly couldn’t not have come up with a better summary for these characters if I tried.

[@justsomenumpty]

the funny thing is, I actually found Joseph Seed to be actually quite intimidating when he's calm

[@SpingleYT]

Dude you were in the video as a secret

[@justsomenumpty]

@@SpingleYT what?

[@SpingleYT]

@@justsomenumpty as one of the projectiles that was shot out of the gun stolen from COD

[@justsomenumpty]

@@SpingleYT Dude that's just the doofensquid image, not me

[@SpingleYT]

@@justsomenumpty oh my bad 😕🔫

[@eoingeorge4176]

Fun Fact: Throwing a shovel can instantly kill a heavy soldier.

[@borger298]

High powered rifle: can kill a heavy in about 300 rounds Shovel: go to far cry jail *BONK*

[@Jita_Neko]

Please tell me you're kidding

[@BravoRox]

That's insane

[@SirButtSmelly]

Well they are wearing bulletproof suits not shovel proof

[@frostyedge5937]

@@BravoRox but do you know the definition of insanity?

[@DeSinc]

yeah but it has coop so it's alright

[@sikorz]

Never thought I'd see you here, amazing video by the way you've done on Far Cry 5, had a good laugh, keep up the good work.

[@Andre-pn6dc]

DeSinc uban me on your discord please

[@charlessenpai9857]

DeSinc love u u fucking nerd

[@jr-si3vf]

"Far Cry 5 is alright"

[@chex6121]

Eat me

[@voxlknight2155]

The moment I realized I was playing the most American game ever made was when I came across three people around a campfire. There were two dead cultists next to them. A man and a woman dancing, both with ARs on their backs, to the tune of In the Pines, a song about a man murdering his unfaithful wife. All that was missing was a bald eagle and a bowl of mac n cheese.

[@nagybecsarnai8502]

9:17 I'm fucking dying on this part

[@somebody825]

Had to rewatch this masterpiece after you gifted us with that unexpected sequel.

[@mrpigfish9007]

Same dude

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

You're not alone there 😩🙏

[@Thomasscnz]

lmao yeah

[@nialmurphy9622]

LETS GO CHAMP

[@Mr.thiccman]

Same

[@johnnydamn3923]

I like how NPCs scream in games after they have been killed “GOTTA BE KIDDING”

[@rawrbawlz]

Woman

[@johnnydamn3923]

@@rawrbawlz sukkadik

[@kawcio1516]

-UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED -you gotta be kidding me

[@Immort4l5]

There is this gmod addon that tries to make npc deaths more “realistic” by making them scream for 20 seconds after their death

[@jhonrobertsalboro6815]

12:12

[@danielo6219]

12:18 is my favourite moment- the dialogue is so hilariously unfitting, like: "Damn it, I just got filled with lead. Gotta be kidding me."

[@professormeme6584]

3:27 The way the marshal just looks directly down the barrel of the fucking 1911 had me rolling.

[@yingsha8660]

Me: watches 12 times KZbin: lets recommend this again

[@ThePsychicPineapple]

Tree KZbin has good taste for its recommendations to you then.

[@veonox7461]

Yes

[@filipforsman4451]

They know you'll watch it again

[@ja_e314]

1.7k likes 4 replies that's gotta hurt

[@nowthisisepic7428]

Tree fr

[@112523]

imagine a far cry 6 where jason brody finally goes back to america only to become a terrorrist who thinks the government is after him

[@jamesbryant2706]

this is the only way Ubisoft will gain my respect again honestly. only if they can pull that idea off though

[@stupidstuff7528]

sorry bud but, that would be impossible (because the world weas fucking nuked by mr "I camped for this nuke, im good") unless its another universe (or timeline, whatever) so I don't think they'll make it like that, but it would be good, maybe you should just buy them out dawg

[@justgaming5931]

@@stupidstuff7528 Montana is fucked,I think the rest of the states would be fine.

[@p00ner1sm]

That would kinda slap, tho.

[@circleinforthecube5170]

@@justgaming5931 i think only that part of montana is fucked us government aint gonna destroy billings because of some stupid cultists

[@The_House_Always_Wins]

Fat cry 6 has made me appreciate Fat cry 5 a lot more

[@The_House_Always_Wins]

I like how the glass broke before he jumped through it 9:21

[@capperbuns]

Same

[@MRADOES04]

Wait a minute, This is not 2 hours long

[@seifelshenawi6211]

Now i will teach you the takedown

[@DuskTilDawn]

How brave

[@MRADOES04]

@@DuskTilDawn ye

[@ReaverTheSurvivalist]

Sofsof now I will teach you the takedown

[@MRADOES04]

@1大哈哈 pls no shoot me

[@MavicAVF]

I cant tell which part of the game he likes and which parts he doesnt

[@robertcampbell3019]

@Афанасий Сырков what?

[@bigman6007]

@@robertcampbell3019 quag

[@robertcampbell3019]

@@bigman6007 mire

[@rey-me2no]

@@robertcampbell3019 gig

[@robertcampbell3019]

@@rey-me2no gitty

[@matteofaccin6636]

13:24 Pyro was about to say a naughty word that could've ended his career

[@maxonwolf5841]

He’s said it more before this video lmao. Nobody cares lol

[@scoutclark6117]

Farcry 3: insanity Farcry 4: control Farcry 5: S H O V E L

[@jackcassidy9963]

The only reason why this games' flaws are so noticeable is because your character has no voice lines and so many side characters basically do nothing to help Note:I really love Far Cry 5 but I'm saying the reasons it's flaws are noticeable is because the protagonist doesn't have a voice

[@coolgamer3646]

You haven't played a farcry game and they do have voice lines there mostly not talkers because the game protrates them as cold blood murders

[@boneheadanimations6612]

Cool Gamer he means in Far Cry 5

[@robertcampbell3019]

@@coolgamer3646 ??? Tf u talking about

[@royshaltiel6398]

Cool Gamer what?

[@coolgamer3646]

@@robertcampbell3019 I'm every farcry game the main character is turned into a phsyo and have little social interactions

[@BrendanielReads]

not one Peggy Hill joke, you had so much potential

[@BerzerkerTank]

Do they even have King of the Hill in Britbong land?

[@tycko4]

Brendaniel read a far cry fan fiction, we need it.

[@legitrobloxhacknovirus]

BerzerkerTank no we don't rip in piss I just pirate it

[@SalviMex]

Brendaniel "YOU'RE A LOSER"-Hank Hill

[@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022]

Boggle!

[@ayonixanimations]

I laughed so unexpectedly hard at 14:50 I actually inhaled my own spit and choked for a solid 3 minutes.

[@CosyGrave]

6:00 he saw that coming

[@YleXar]

HE KNEW

[@defy6166]

i love the extreme difference between this video and his fat cry 3 video like i came here expecting a legitimate review of the game but nope just got a 22 min meme version and honestly i aint even that mad

[@spacedout4061]

@@vctoothpick1455 far cry 5 is absolutely a blast in co op, i playef for like 10 hours straight with a friend because co op is so gloriously broken

[@quartermaster2809]

@@spacedout4061 I'm not sure whether you mean coop is broken in a good or a bad way but me and my friend had no issues in coop except for one. TETHERING

[@michaelhoffman8634]

@@quartermaster2809 there's a bad glitch in vehicle missions in co op if you die where the vehicle becomes invisible to the person who joined

[@quartermaster2809]

@@michaelhoffman8634 I never had any issues like that when I was playing with my friend, I'm on pc btw

[@michaelhoffman8634]

@@quartermaster2809 I was playing on Xbox Series X

[@thyluke2302]

Honestly though the music in this game is outstanding

[@goopguy548]

That's one of the things that made me feel like Joseph Seed was maybe even my favourite villain from all the games, it just works v well with the character

[@webbr17]

Loading Screen Musics are a vibe

[@dejavu3547]

All the controversial games have good music, why is that?

[@kephallonmegaris6776]

@@goopguy548 far cry 3 fans wants to know your location

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@kephallonmegaris6776 fc3's main theme makes me want to cry man 😭 it's WILD

[@ShimoShark]

That Kanye joke hits different now

[@charlesgline519]

Yup

[@user-ih7iq6bw5o]

9:18 The way the glass fucking explodes before he even makes contact made me laugh so hard

[@gravymask]

Everyone else is here waiting for Petscop 2 and I’ve been waiting here for fat cry 4

[@SaltusMannus]

Fat cry 2 when

[@hystericallover5989]

i personally want a mini video, or even just a segment in another video on blood dragon

[@alexiosmonary3388]

@Bread Toast well im waiting for prototype 2 he said he played it and i want him to review it cuz i love that game

[@maryhebb2780]

I grew up playing FC4 on my ps3, the words "May Pagins light shine upon us all" played from the radio towers

[@Li-W]

@@maryhebb2780 pagan was so dope

[@moxifloxi]

Joseph sneed

[@MarwanGmrpro]

lmfao

[@Sure_Bestie]

Joseph’s thneed

[@James-oj6ru]

_Bruh_

[@remyrichardson8614]

Clave.

[@V1R90]

the sneedclave shall prevail!

[@charmyzard]

I burst into howls of laughter at 9:18 . It makes so much sense to run away in fear from a guy with a gun aiming at you, but not in videogames.

[@homeschoolhd596]

“But just before you can exact revenge, he calls in his 25 Killstreak” -pyrocynical

[@heckaboo]

8:10 Footage of Turkey Tom attempting to kill Pyro (2020)

[@Bobinsox]

Goddamn it.

[@stinkyjoe1804]

U really just did that

[@harrishunt4545]

So THATS why turkey tom has done this! Pyro eats turkey!

[@ammagon4519]

I thought this was gonna be some random bullshït, it's funnier than what I thought lmao.

[@amsyarzero]

Well played, mate. Well played.

[@trey0001069760]

*STOP THROWING SHOVELS* "Now I have to start using bullets"

[@abramo7700]

have you not seen the optimism shovel?

[@tedtheodore5715]

@@abramo7700 i first thought it had the roblox face painted on it, no joke

[@vonmackston7571]

Expensive bullets

[@drowsy8694]

That intro goes hard, as fuck. saying how helicopters crash then the montage cutting back to the fat cry plane crashing with the tiltle of the game, its beautiful.

[@luna28080]

12:34 I couldn't stop laughing I'm dying.

[@amatthew1231]

"Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe." **Pulls out shovel** "But this... does put a smile on my face."

[@BlackM0ngoose]

Amatthew123 "Father... I don't feel so good."

[@SuperGamingDude]

Woman is my favorite character in fat man cry history

[@EliasGames7]

SuperGaming Dude Jesus Christ you are pathetic.

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

Kenny Miller no u

[@nali2076]

I hope she is not a buzzfeed feminist

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

+Elias Games Hey Mii profile picture. Guess what? Nobody cares!

[@nugglord9297]

SuperGaming Dude have I seen you from somewhere else... daithi.... or.... wildcat?

[@cash8156]

Honestly, as controversial as this is, Fat Mans Cry 5 is one of my favorite games of all time. The story was so interesting and captivating for me, since I'm a sucker for cults, and the waco siege. the game play was nothing revolutionary but was fun either way, it was all very in the moment and everything was unexpected. This is the only game where I would want to get into a fist fight with a bear after swooping in on it from above, and its that what makes me love this game

[@tankhead2645]

Is this game a terribly made, unbalanced, and un thought out mess? Yes Is it fun? Also yes

[@no.5335]

Your using the word revolutionary wrong

[@tmtmtg]

Agreed, good game

[@cash8156]

@@no.5335 You're using the word "your" wrong

[@no.5335]

@@cash8156 grammar nazi I see

[@philliprisgaard6394]

For me personally, after having played the sixth one, Farcry 5 has a certain charm that just sits so well with me, loved playing it, super fun and great story, and the soundtrack is one of the best ever

[@Bruhsound4.0]

Ah, my Favorite, *W O M A N*

[@zumanoid8441]

Same

[@vctoothpick1455]

so true

[@portgasempire7867]

** S I M P **

[@spacedout4061]

I mean, in most games its just some random stereotypical male bodybuilder veteran who has 3,000,000,000 confirmed kills with a rock or smth

[@claudiamiller5804]

"Dont actually feed him cheeseburgers, cause, you know, he has the DIABEETUS." I died at that part

[@graycantcombo]

14:24

[@bakedbagels3716]

Haha funny obese man

[@fallthefox699]

i like terrible facebook humor

[@bshaw8175]

fun fact bears CANT get deabetus

[@TonyPajamaz]

I really like the ending segment. That was really well edited with the song.

[@crunchylettuce5446]

I honestly just really loved it for its controls and the weapons and the active environment. The story itself was very emotional, but not good enough to attack to your brain and make the experience real. I mostly just threw shovels and had a hell of a FPS experience

[@Christopher-D]

“Probably has the highest rendered snot physics in a videogame.” Boi u forgot about booger kid from wind waker

[@mikeg6285]

god i fucking hated that kid lmao

[@thememeguy2195]

Fun Fact the whole team at Nintendo worked on the rendering and it turned great, gameplay is alright but the snot render gave me an orgasm.

[@Smokin-that-beef-pack]

How does this only have two comments

[@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469]

Sympathy you will need SLI Titan RTX to get at least more than 20 FPS

[@lukecarlin9946]

Sympathy wind wanker

[@-TPLT]

I like how the ending of Fat Cry 3 and 5 reflect the feeling you got from watching the videos. Fat Cry 3 ends sort of poignantly with a compilation of important quotes Pyrocynical used to demonstrate his opinions on the game's themes and story. Fat Cry 5's compilation ends with a lot more ridiculous gameplay moments and explosions, reflecting a lot of the goofy fun that was reflected in the game while having less substance than the third entry according to Pyrocynical's presentation.

[@onemorescout]

There is no way he planned that out but it lines up so well

[@mauricioaguilar7227]

He planned all this simbolism all along! it was all staged.

[@simpletonproductions]

Far cry 5 is really just messing around until the story progresses, and it’s fun h but its not exactly story driven.

[@e_web]

It takes place in AMERICA. We all know what fun stuff happens in America. Go to US Auto and you can see Merle Briggs installed a mounted LMG legally in his car

[@downloadshiverroo3071]

I like you and subscribed to you just because you said that

[@davidwaynemain]

When Pyro used a fake deep voice was under rated.

[@rishi.mp4]

The ending montage is perfect.

[@elistratton4228]

I can't wait for Far Cry 5.5

[@grandpappy1777]

There is one coming out, Far Cry New Dawn

[@ahadalpha1109]

@@grandpappy1777 That's what he meant

[@mrbbq3375]

@@grandpappy1777 woosh

[@topiasnaps]

Joseph Guiliani r/wooosh

[@willgregg1076]

Eli Stratton I haven’t even played through Far Cry 5 because it got boring.

[@im_a_tortoise9299]

Say what you want about Far Cry 5, the cultists make some damn good music! Edit: Huh. Nice. Thanks guys. | | \/

[@DHGxMcFlurry]

Until it was nothing but annoying rap music in New Dawn and whatever the fuck emo couple that were in the movie Chappie.

[@im_a_tortoise9299]

@@DHGxMcFlurry Yeah... real sad boi hours when you cant praise Joseph whilst driving.

[@DHGxMcFlurry]

@@im_a_tortoise9299 *Whispers* The main villains were black, they had to add rap music.

[@husband-of-chinggis]

i'm not even in the fandom anymore, but i gotta admit the cultist's music is amazing lmao

[@johnsalazar9239]

oh hell yeah

[@Argemia]

I like how shovels can kill Region bosses like Jacob in just two throws

[@scrillthebeast2066]

2:05 Vargas spitting FAX, buying virtual money with no value in exchange for real money is the definition of insanity

[@Nathgrffth]

''no matter how close you are to them they can never spot you'' All stealth channels: *Deletes channel*

[@abramo7700]

I just completed all outposts while watching an entire Morgz playlist

[@user-nr7yn8co1w]

@@abramo7700 The enemies just despawn because of Morgz.

[@mememachine_blaze_it4202]

more like stealth channels: *Years of academy training wasted*

[@june-vz4rm]

StealthGamerBR: *insert man screaming meme*

[@RedRPStudios]

Let’s be honest the most effective gun in this game was the shovel launcher

[@drillbit8280]

I’m pretty sure that was a whole point in the video

[@charlesgline519]

Big FARMA forever

[@ghostlyfox8263]

Yeah I agree with you on that one

[@rantz6732]

Honestly it’s a really fun game for me. I love how hilariously unrealistic it is and how much you can feel like a badass. Also coop is very fun and you can do it any way you want. To me it’s 8/10

[@tonmandude]

Hurk was worth the $5.99 I paid for this game on sale.

[@satan1841]

It's just dumb fun, that's why I love it

[@rantz6732]

@@satan1841 not only that but an epic soundtrack.

[@satan1841]

@@rantz6732 yeah

[@DantesInferno96]

I like it because it has big boom. None of my friends play video games so co-op is pretty much useless to me in any game but the game itself has so many dumbass weapons and ways to kill, it's just fun over all. I have like 70 hours in the game just doing mindless shit.

[@SomeGuyIn2241]

I love how calm people are while saying the funniest shit they've ever said

[@truehexproof]

I really appreciate how he makes a kick-ass trailer at the end of each review despite whether he liked the game or not.

[@zizo5349]

With the exception of Hunt Down The Refund

[@zizo5349]

With the exception of Hunt Down The Refund

[@mundanephysics521]

Seeing this after watching his Far Cry 3 review, and I can just feel his disappointment ooze out of the video.

[@Anonymations]

It's really not that bad, definitely one of the best experiences I've ever had

[@Anonymations]

Except for the ending fuck that ending

[@cheburekman696]

this game is seriously better than far cry 3 from a gameplay standpoint,most of his points arent valid ex:he shows cutscene from accepting a MAIN mission in the other far cry games showing a side comparison with A SIDE MISSION even though in this game there are equally beautiful cutscenes just only for the story missions.And in this game there are 4x more uncopypasted content unlike the bulletin boards with the same 4 missions copy pasted with little to no twist

[@morrigan7066]

free gaming Majority of points aren’t valid because he videos mostly sarcastic lmao

[@cheburekman696]

@@morrigan7066 thing is many people buy these points because it make them feel better for not having far cry 5 themselves, thinking if If the far cry I played is the best far cry, therefore I don't need to play the other ones because I have better taste in video games than everyone else

[@BreadstickOnTheInternet2]

I love the compilation at the end, it perfectly shows how the game has a lot of glitches and bugs, but as well as showing that the game is still a lot of fun and is just really cool.

[@360noahscope]

I swear I come back and watch this at least twice every year

[@deleted1753]

Million dollar idea... A video game where a helicopter doesn't crash

[@bibihalima6761]

Instead of crashing, it should *explode*

[@storm1995]

No

[@Jexy00]

Uuhhh resident evil 7?

[@CaveyMoth]

Uhhhhh Lego Island? You can't crash the helicopter in that game.

[@disgal6235]

I gotchu Goat simulator fam

[@OatmealQH]

I went into it expecting to hate it since it was so talked down upon but found myself genuinely enjoying it.

[@edred261]

Yeah, it's not bad, it's fun actually but the game pales in comparison to previous games. Honestly play Farcry 2,3,4. Those are where it's at.

[@DonDadda45]

I think that's only possible if you never played good games. I envy everyone who's able to enjoy it tbh

[@rebeccacummings6697]

@@DonDadda45 The bad things in terms of storyline, characters, etc. can be ignored if you just have fun, my guy. This game is chaotic and that's part of the appeal.

[@r.c.9790]

In terms of storyline, absolutely hated it. In terms of gameplay, godly.

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

@@DonDadda45 it must be sad to be this cynical, I'm sorry.

[@NvFongyy]

That ending montage was so good, I cried.

[@lemonconsumption]

going back to old videos makes the voice mod really noticeable

[@windowsxpbackground8762]

That scene with Joseph was actually probably one of the few times I actually felt any kind of emotion during my experience, until those tentacles flew out of his nose, and I was both disgusted and I have never laughed so hard at a tension changer

[@alx_rtb7562]

I really felt it when the pastor got shot. Poor guy just wanted everyone to wear a button

[@nomaidens5734]

@@alx_rtb7562 NoT tHe GuMdRoP BuTtoNs

[@sunlightprince3173]

That's the best and most "down to earth" Far Cry 5 review I've watched

[@monkey9837]

Sunlight Prince iiiii

[@fuzz134]

Rail Tracer Tone what down? Doesn't seem like there's much going on in this comment....

[@MolnarSPeter]

@@quiky9065 Yeah let's watch the IGN review, it's surely better even tough they are paid to make it

[@billclintonstolemygirlfrie5516]

13:25 Pyro almost went pewdiepie mode there 😭

[@zanebrown5302]

Damn the Walter white references go deep. I forgot

[@toastertime9779]

"Everyone in the game is a moron." Yeah man that's just Montana

[@boog3005]

That’s because 80% of Montanans were once Californians...

[@_grimleythesequel]

@@boog3005 very true but how dare you

[@boog3005]

Your friendly neighborhood FBI Agent Well Hey if they would stop moving here and raising the prices on the housing market, there’d be more Montanans living here than Californians. 300K for a two bed one bath single story on 1/8 acre? Built in 1905 are you shitting me?

[@boog3005]

J Jizzle69 Sadly yes. They move here and bring they’re asshole cousins over from Washington and Oregon and buy up all our land for way more what we can afford because they sell their houses over there for millions more what they’re worth over here.

[@Snaking_Gamer]

Say that to the drivers in new jersey

[@peps_vinyl]

rip old outro. will be missed

[@trippletrey6518]

😭😭

[@1ava]

a shit ton of his videos still have it

[@boristheblade5933]

@@1ava a ShiT ToN oF HiS vIdEoS StiLl HaVe iT

[@FatPodMan]

Curious as to what the new one is. Actually like it tbh

[@dkincorporated3060]

Whitewoods - Beachwalk

[@IH8KWEERZ8070]

I love the part when he talks about the melee weapons it just makes me laugh so much

[@cosmonautikal536]

This is honestly one of my favorite videos on this site.

[@XPandai]

Idk how to describe it but you can just sit in a spot for 10 mins and some dumb shit will happen without you even moving Like I stood still and cheese burger destroyed a truck gang without me moving

[@reddeaddude2187]

"A game so innovative it plays itself."

[@Helperbot-2000]

Like when coremaster and desinc were fishing with an npc driving past yelling "ya'll gonna die here" and a message on screen [do not kill innocent civillians]

[@mrcomp1971]

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[@ezaz.lr4528]

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[@carloscarloscarloscarlos247]

mrcomp why did you get 286 likes? your comment isnt funny

[@quezlalok1708]

Humour is objective you dimwit

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

+Bob Bobycart Yeah, as a matter of fact OP's post wasn't funny.

[@quezlalok1708]

Im meant to say subjective but that flew out the window becasue i dident reread what i wrote

[@regelsmah5248]

I got so scared by this part I accidently said YES to John. 1:00

[@ZacharySkan]

This is one of those videos long and entertaining enough to watch during an entire roadtrip.

[@jockeyfield1954]

"we don't know who we can trust!" *gets shot by passenger*

[@trainershade1937]

Reminds me of "Meet the Spy".

[@someonelol29]

C'mon man its dep

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@trainershade1937 *ahem* gentlemen...

[@boyhowdy6052]

@@jockeyfield1954 in

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@Tomadesina i was pointing out how ironic that moment was, for someone to tell another person "we don't know who we can trust" before being killed by that same person! also, i didn't really ask you anything, so you're not exactly responding to anything i asked for. you're unwanted by both this reply section and your parents :)

[@pizzasuicide7392]

Far cry 5: Yeah you can sell a half pound fish for a hundred dollars Me: So I can just make infinite money off of one pond? Far cry 5: Yea Also Niall its fly fishing you have to keep reeling

[@4skintim962]

Yeah well you get to go to heaven by fishing in rdr2

[@yatauyikon7734]

@@4skintim962 i just started playing rdr2 and idk if this is a joke

[@4skintim962]

Yata Uyikon just catch and release fish for infinite honor

[@yatauyikon7734]

@@4skintim962 thank you, I appreciate this tip a lot actually

[@4skintim962]

Yata Uyikon I wouldn’t suggest doing it though because it sorta ruins the immersion and the whole theme of Arthur attempting to be a better man

[@augustfuller3396]

The three bosses: - Fan fiction Ron Weasley - Charisma 10 in Fallout *- W O M A N*

[@elitesasquatch]

I always come back to this video every few months or so because it’s just so good and that joke at the start when he shoots the guy driving

[@RussianAiden]

It’s sad that joseph seeds snot physics is more polished then the entire game of cyberpunk 2077

[@BigSisterMoon9812]

Imagine cyberpunk wasnt such a meme and was actually good! The game could be great.

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

@@BigSisterMoon9812 idk why ppl say this it seems fine to me ive only had like one real annoying glitch.

[@BigSisterMoon9812]

@@Roach_Dogg_JR I havent played it alot but from my expiriens it was pretty good!

[@michaellochran6913]

@@Roach_Dogg_JR Yeah, the whole game was an incredible experience. People just like to jump on the bandwagon

[@febethelastone1084]

@@Roach_Dogg_JR mine keeps crashing Probs cus ps4

[@izaimariusz1]

”And woman”

[@dominik5775]

Thekrygaming _ wome'nt

[@dylanhaugen3739]

To be fair her character was pretty forgettable they probably spent more time on Joseph's snot stream than thinking out half the character interactions.

[@lordandsaviortachanka3729]

Delet them

[@Trashedaccount123]

*-Man-*

[@saltsnow6153]

I like how Pyro, with just one word, makes a better statement on the problems with women characters in games, than any of those angry feminists.

[@killmeplease6446]

I have watched this so many times and still love it. Especially the end

[@aretha_paiva]

Hey Pyro TIME FOR FAT CRY 6

[@finlaymartins272]

The subtitles are golden on this video.

[@lobzoy]

I agree.

[@seeandbeetea2299]

They look regular to me

[@thomasfernandez6580]

@@seeandbeetea2299 As in, absolutely fantastic.

[@ForeskinGamerSuccAss]

no thee area note fooni

[@Alphae21]

They're yellow idiot

[@trey0001069760]

This gameplay footage of Joseph Seeds Snot is Brought to you by *NVIDIA PHYSICS ENGINE*

[@abramo7700]

#rtx2080ti #raytracing #4k60fps

[@CrafterboeyMiner]

@@abramo7700 dont speak broke

[@zakazanystek861]

I gotta say, Far Cry 5 is so batshit insane and broken game that I love it. But its probably Stockholm syndrom.

[@user-ei6qn1db7b]

Feels great to see that someone feels the same as I do

[@AkaiSuzume]

Man, revisiting these old vids really puts it into perspective how much pyro used to change his voice back then.

[@MultiNaruto900]

20:32 I absolutely love this.

[@hm096]

Craziest Woman Ever Eats Sand. Part 3.

[@30likeimcurry]

G O Ds 2nd Account since my old one got terminated *PLEASE STOP IT NOW*

[@uncertaindaisy]

yum

[@SwordBx]

G O Ds 2nd Account since my old one got terminated pyrosandical

[@DCNRS90YT]

Craziest Woman Ever Eats Sand part 4.

[@hm096]

I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know know know how tho?...

[@peppers7222]

The music at 20:00 made me think of 50 Blessings’s “America is a Tune, it must be sung together.”

[@KillaSkill]

My favorite FarCry! All the little flubs and mishaps make it so endearing.

[@pitzo5555]

"Best snot physics I've ever seen" -IGN

[@traytonvanderecken9329]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@jakethompson4092]

you'll need a titan rtx to even render it

[@marshallthompson3155]

Chad Wolanski is Crazy Dave from Plants vs Zombies

[@scrimbo5794]

It's just like huntin' squirbos.

[@arnavnegi2544]

Only legends will get this one.

[@Andre_Washed]

I’ve been coming back to this video 2 times a week just to watch the ending

[@foehnfrisurius]

01:10 It was the vacuum cleaner sound for me😂😂