New Walten Files Is Horrifying

[@strawberin0]

They should collab with Pyro to voice a Walten Files character so he can say “The Animatronics are coming, we've been compromised.” as a way of honoring the critically acclaimed game Hunt Down The Freeman.

[@PunishedSpindle300]

That would be funny I think

[@DillyDally69]

SPIT IT OUT CORPORAL

[@TheToasterLlama]

FNaF reference

[@Jonathan_Collins]

Walten, turn down you files, Walten. I'm not reading them with you, Walten.

[@phantom8473]

peak brainrot right here folks

[@fortent]

garn🎹

[@slavsit7600]

Bravo Martin

[@caldercockatoo2234]

⁠@@phantom8473I love how on another video this exact same comment was followed by multiple similar jokes, yet when it’s made here you get someone complaining about it that gets probably too many likes.

[@ProbablyNotLegit]

Chat is this Bince Villigans throwaway account?

[@LivingFire_BurningFlame]

Walten files is the best anti drunk driving ad ever.

[@heartattackphil]

you stole this comment

[@Xulfuric]

@@heartattackphilnobody fucking cares

[@ozviet1]

@@heartattackphil Yuo stole my heart 😍❤

[@Ic3_Blu3]

@@heartattackphil Walten files is the best anti drunk driving ad ever.

[@jonathanaraujo8090]

@@Ic3_Blu3Walten files is the best anti drunk driving ad ever

[@Jonathan_Collins]

Fun fact: Martin said there is no god in The Walten Files, meaning that r/atheism is on a horryfying level of power in that universe.

[@jemangecul]

if there's no god in TWF universe, then how would the possession of the animatronics work? isn't the whole idea of possessing an object a sign of the afterlife? unless i'm missing something.

[@PhantomCat-wm8dt]

God is silent, Johnathan

[@AC-gm6dr]

Lame as hell

[@alistairleonhart3925]

@@jemangecul Possession just implies a soul, not an afterlife. Souls can do other things in other religions, like reincarnation or fading into nothing after enough time after death.

[@Belial289]

there's no god here either so, im not sure what you mean to imply with this.

[@MorkiMoo]

I can’t imagine being Pyro irl. It seems like absolutely no one ever takes him seriously anymore. He’s kind of like Jerma, but at least Jerma can revel in his own chaos.

[@CrescentMoonboi]

At least people watch his videos and give him money 🤷

[@beenings213]

I don’t think anyone took him seriously in the first place

[@Hegataro]

unlike Jerma, Pyro is a little twinkus

[@meatgrinderisinfinite]

@@beenings213 hard to take someone seriously when they made "TELETUBBY MLG"

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

​@@meatgrinderisinfinite Idk what you mean. Car Sex is a true classic

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

0:56 Is so chaotic. The random eating sounds mixed with the Saucy yet SFW pose Bon is in, and Pyro's reaction mix so wrongly, but so right together.

[@nothanks126]

I was wondering why the hell there were chips crunching XD

[@toyfreddygaming]

he actually nailed the robot voice at 10:23

[@xI-MIKE-Ix]

Stephen Hawking impression

[@toyfreddygaming]

@@xI-MIKE-Ix HE- HE- HELL NAW 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@Moonlight.Howlings.666]

The walten files are so much funnier with a twitch chat collectively going "Hey sexy" over it.

[@Noctify]

youtube chat...

[@b0t123]

What's the difference?@@Noctify

[@Noctify]

I dont like Amazon :/ @b0t123

[@Laxhoop]

I think we’re finally starting to see this series actually get into the true horror that should be inherent to the concept of children’s bodies being hidden in animatronics. Because that was the whole point of this series originally, right? They saw that FNAF had this really intensely horrific concept that it was just doing nothing with, and they wanted to actually focus on that part of it.

[@PhantomCat-wm8dt]

there's pretty much only adults being stuffed into the suits, but still

[@macalveyggg6552]

Go watch the squimpusmcgrimpus fnaf vhs tapes if that’s what you want

[@Subpar1O1]

It's only the adults getting shoved into suits, the kids got it easy since they just inhabit a little plush bunny and dick around in the weird limbo in-game lobby. They seem to be the same as they were before they died too

[@azeria1]

Roblox obby waiting room for ever

[@putt12343]

Pyro's bone-dry witch hair is definitely terrifying.

[@delusion5867]

the eboy middle part doesnt help

[@masterzombie161]

What makes it more tragic is that it’s already come to pass. There’s only one person left alive as far as we know and it’s Sophie. Felix isn’t mentioned anywhere, and Jack still hasn’t been found, nor is confirmed is still alive or in Bon. Some speculate that Jack spilt his soul in separate parts but it’s not confirmed yet. Whoever this thing is definitely came when Felix was desperate to escape his crime, and when Jack was desperate enough to get his revenge, and the employees and family were the casualties of this. We’ll have to see and I seriously hope Sophie survives and this horror ends and worse case scenario spreads onto other things.

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

Felix Kjellberg

[@availaboi6143]

10:55 Pyro's camera malfunctions, so he starts pissing everywhere.

[@breebs]

let's just add piss onto the pyro fetish list

[@Da1eyend]

Gotta love those McDonald’s arches haircut

[@mathdaboi]

Thats a new one

[@jocaleb0236]

Why can’t he just dye it like lavender and say he’s gonna cosplay as trunks

[@Rasupubegasu]

Gotta love the bird drawing ahh haircut.

[@bobcatsjoe8891]

Pyro fans when they figure out that gravity does to hair "😮"

[@Auzerus]

"The McDonalds 'M' is yellow!" - Wise Philosopher

[@shaunathon4107]

They should make an analog horror of the tf2 pyro incident

[@GotchunUmbra]

[Noun] is [adjective]

[@gaminggod69420]

wow

[@sillygoober-cu9qg]

poop is fart bro

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

​@@sillygoober-cu9qg I laughed at that. Fuck you.

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

The [Copy Of Super Mario 64] is [Personalized]

[@skinnypotato9525]

Pyros haircut is horrifying

[@spicymeatandseafoodfry6648]

His barber had McDonald's that day and got inspired. That's canon, it's in the lore.

[@lollermann]

You just had to be there man, one dono said "Your chin has two post codes" that shit sent my ass right to the stratosphere

[@spooderman4008]

Pyro: "Not every character with a TV head is me guys!" Also Pyro when a character has a tv for a head: "Guys it's me!"

[@Mimiro-m2g]

I mean "Bon" is not controlling anyone really and if you actually pay attention you will see that no robots other than Bon ever done any killing in the series

[@mlgcactus1035]

Bro thinks it's fnaf

[@clard]

@@mlgcactus1035 Doesn’t *all* of the animatronics kill people in fnaf? I think YOU misread the comment bro

[@Lucas_Nuts]

​@@clard Bro thinks it's Cinco Noites Com Eduardo

[@majaczyzowska]

what about the clown

[@brainache5862]

​@@majaczyzowska Billy the Clown never killed anyone as far as we know. He didn't even have a spirit haunting him until Bon killed and stuffed an employee into him in the relocate project.

[@NeonBeeCat]

Walten doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!

[@SolomonSamms]

I will say that the walten files has greatly strayed away from the "found footage" concept, its just a full blown show at this point, which isn't a bad thing just worth noting.

[@rangedweevil6150]

I think Martin himself has been on record to say that he wants to move away from "Analog Horror" which, in my opinion, is a good thing for the series, the Analog Horror medium is kinda limited in the way it can tell it's story, not to mention how oversaturated the genre has become with lower effort knock-offs and cheap scares. I think it'll really help the series come into its own as a unique story told in a unique way

[@SolomonSamms]

@@rangedweevil6150 agreed, just noting that it's definitely a change from its roots, I enjoy the current median I just hope he goes more into it and make it more of a show like experience

[@elemental1874]

Pyro saying benevolent when he clearly meant malevolent was peak

[@Calmtimer]

He is so nice and benevolent ❤, he traps souls inside animatronics to kill people 🤩🤩🤩

[@elemental1874]

@@Calmtimer most wholesome purple guy ☺️

[@smugbowkid9919]

Walten Files gives a million questions and then gives 3 answers. A drip feed, for sure.

[@BrewsLament]

preferable over the ones who immediately explain everything, i like theorizing about this kinda stuff

[@cronk5268]

Tbh wf4 answered more questions than asked

[@thebluehat6814]

tuber bait

[@bananabed9492]

good fauci this slowburn is making my vaccines tingle

[@senadistik1208]

Rube Goldberg plot machine

[@ascxri]

im so glad he this stream was more chill instead of him just screaming at every dono

[@dingbat2461]

11:00

[@thebear2950]

0:58 of course its the first thing to catch his eyes

[@acorgiwithamouth2106]

**Something hard to read** Pyro: "Must be Polish."

[@YAH2121]

I like that they're relying less on jumpscares and focusing more on the narrative.

[@iambumbo7534]

16:10 i can already see "Open the noor" and "Gtfo my park" animations being made

[@Urexill]

he didn't include the actual 7 minutes of him trying to rotate and flip the image on OBS. it was genuinely depressing

[@Coolkidz-de3wm]

8:08 Thats Matthew Gafford you're mentioning. he also animates and creates animation models for his show as well.

[@lilithseventh2988]

The New Pyrochinical is horrifying

[@PumpyGT]

"Pyrochinical" thats fucking crazy

[@Subpar1O1]

Pyrogetanewhaircutcynical

[@SLVMSTR]

Parsnipchinical

[@Lord_Yeetis]

It's been so long since I've seen the Walten Files that I forgot that this series is so much more than just the dime a dozen fnaf analog horror videos. And the series only gets better with each episode.

[@peppyrobo7049]

3:18 The white purple guy kinda looks like those MS Paint drawings of a hamster but with a tie

[@datboi7116]

when the png has loud sound

[@Ocramyclammy]

Pryo looks like he belongs in the walten files

[@OsakeGamer]

Babe wake up, new Pyrocynical inflation files just dropped

[@MayoFan1985]

Mr Sloppertons video quality is horrifying

[@Spiralsquare212]

The fracture hobb makes us feel so welcome

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

I love this bit

[@meduiosino5600]

He is clearly a house fire

[@JacobTheCroc]

"It's polish, it doesn't make any sense" Quite the opposite, it makes more sense because every other language was just made up.

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Pyro decides to temporarily stop making Twitter drama slop and instead goes back to becoming an XQC clone who reacts to youtube content.

[@chainmengaming]

He even has the hair!

[@rexxe001]

Been asking for months now crossdress pyro

[@mlgcactus1035]

​@@chainmengamingthanks, I hate it

[@infsm27]

​@@rexxe001he already crossdressed many times

[@C-MENP3N15]

At least he gives input, even if he's pyrochynical

[@kawawete]

I lost it when it said "My name is Bon and you're the burgers"

[@CommentaryGuyOfficialSlop]

Remember watching this stream, and it's already a video, good job on the fast slop conversion my lord.

[@wilhz1077]

after watching the mandela catalogue, nothing scares me anymore

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

Fork on a plate discord light mode and milk before cereal

[@RyanGoslingFan35]

5:20 poland mentioned 🇵🇱

[@heartlessrage3578]

Pyro legit yappin heavy in this

[@grey.themusiccat]

"i like how its three furries and then one guy" perfectly explained twf lore

[@MrNuxem]

But before that claps hands I have some amazing news. I did an event last year called the Insomnia Gaming Festival in Birmingham. It was a great experience. "I decided to make him a custom plushy of his TV head 'sona. He had his assistant come up to me and say, "He doesn't take fan gifts"". So good in fact, I'm doing it again and definitely not because they are paying me hundreds of dollars to do so. So I'm going to be in Birmingham between the 29th and 31st of March. So that's essentially me at Insomnia for three days doing a meet and greet. Now I know many pyro fans don't like leaving the house and need some kind of incentive, so we are selling exclusive merch at the meet and greet as well. This will be for Insomnia 72 and also on top of that, because I'm feeling extra, extra generous, we're going to do a free giveaway. This includes three pairs of weekend tickets and, on top of that as well, a free hat from the brand new merch collection. All the details for the giveaway are down in the description but yeah I'm going to be in Birmingham between the 29th and 31st March for the Insomnia Gaming Festival. I do want to apologise ahead of time that it does take place in Birmingham uh, I cannot guarantee your safety *stupid ass wheeze*.

[@cactynemann4356]

They used the spooky's house of jumpscares font

[@MrfrogAXN]

Somebody please help me. I’ve been stuck inside of a Taco Bell bathroom for five months!!!!!!

[@Katkus.]

Flush yourself ❤

[@HydroOptimist]

Good luck

[@squindigglyjigglybop1300]

this is your punishment. you know what you did

[@MrfrogAXN]

@@squindigglyjigglybop1300 I didn’t know the IRS was gonna find out 😭

[@kalashnidoge]

1:17 I'm so glad Pyro keeps doing that dyslexia but from his Poppy Playtime stream

[@wlj]

rotate upside down, flip 180 degrees increase saturation, sharpen, now its readable

[@ElusoryExe]

This is a certified pyrocinical classic.

[@funkymunky8327]

you look like old cgi

[@breebs]

24:40 i like how pyro refers to his fursona as his character

[@spade7080]

walten white files

[@zcazythepookiebear]

so true

[@Hepheat75]

This upload schedule is terrifying.

[@yeetuscops6781]

By the way on the same livestream: he hid in a barrel for 5 minutes because he didnt want to get chased down by a walrus

[@doctorwoah9672]

I knew it was a bad idea to watch this right before going to sleep

[@reebwar64]

when this was live, it was 🔥. everyone was doing the “Flipped” bit

[@squindigglyjigglybop1300]

pyro got this video edited in 14 hours after the stream ended... best be paying those editors good boy

[@urbiodad]

They do make him look real good 😅🤤

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

which stream was it?

[@sophiaisabelle027]

Jesus Christ. This had me swearing until I couldn't take it anymore. A disfigured alien trapped in the desert with nowhere to run off to.

[@Lorathius]

1:33 it obv says Jam a man of fortune.

[@Mooms]

7:27 Some McDonald’s did actually have a Ronald McDonald animatronic (though it was more of a static statue with a moving head, eyes and a mouth)

[@Notjo6200]

Pyro Files when?

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

This is really good FNaF gameplay, thanks youtube!

[@Muwrimy]

22:57 Sander Cohen Moment

[@123crafter123]

Where's the whole vod 😭

[@dikdikmarzipan2819]

Walten......Stop smacking my window Walten......I don't wanna make Steamed Hams with you right now Walten.....

[@littlebubba1]

Walten, stop calling him Ban Ban, Walten.

[@maxnixleben3334]

Bro really upload at 5am civilised time

[@rr2878]

Walten filing my taxes

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

I miss it when animatronics were designed in a way that was creepy and innocently fun.

[@knightknox6562]

Now there built with massive thighs

[@meandthebois7565]

​@@knightknox6562They built😮‍💨😩

[@stupidhydra9805]

5:23 As a Polish individual, yes. Polish is hard to read, even for native speakers sometimes. However, that text is nothing compared to actual Polish words, for example: Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka. Good luck reading that. :)

[@PunishedSpindle300]

if you die in poland do u die in real life

[@SpookyMySharpie]

That wasnt so hard to read Greetings from Serbia

[@stupidhydra9805]

​@@PunishedSpindle300Only if you die in 'Bydgoszcz' and it's surroundings, then you die in real life.

[@RightyTighty1]

Its always fun when chat can't go five seconds without playing an obnoxious sound effect.

[@d.gravy19thebilly-goatmand25]

(eating)

[@infsm27]

[pissing]

[@GMB__]

Pyro's haircut is definitely horrifying

[@ilySoMuch0]

Pyro never fails to ruin my day when he uploads 🥰❤️

[@HIVETIME]

The aliens are coming

[@guythekami4446]

at 12:54 Pyro formats the slop for shorts

[@GreekGoat_Coffee]

Pyro asks the most obvious questions for someone who watched a video explaining everything after the first time.

[@cosmotheclown5579]

So happy you finally watched peak

[@riptideanomy1024]

Hey Pyro, I should say what's on my mind on Petscop 2. It doesn't need to be perfect. If you just post it how you want to do it, I believe you'll make a masterpiece regardless. Please don't give up.

[@TheLittleNoobThatCould]

David Bowie didn't have heterochromia; one of his pupils was paralyzed.

[@pan1337]

When Felix got into the crash, was it with a tree or other object? Or was it with another car? If it was with another car, what if the driver of that car died and then the spirit of the driver inhabited Bon for revenge

[@Mempavrai]

oh how spooky, animal animatronics...

[@lukaskamarauskas4128]

Thank you Pyro for re-uploading someone else's entire video and pausing occassionally.

[@MattyGeneric]

*_Walten files wanting you too read be like:_* „̙̞̟͚͚͉ʎ̪͖͖̪͚ǝ͉̝̺̫̠͜ʞ̫͎͓͖̠ı̝̝͓̺̦͉l̡͎̫̠̻͙ ʎ͚̘̘̝̺͜ǝ͍͕̠̻ʞ̢̼̝͍̻͇ı͖͔̦͙̞l͉͎͍̼͜ o̘͙͉͓̪ɹ̼̫̺͓̘͉ʎ̢̝͍̺͙͜d̡̻̫̫̫͕ ʎ͔̼̻͔͍͜ʇ̫̘̠̘o͔̠̟̫͎͇o͕̟͎͕̙q͍̠̠͎͙͜ ɓ̢̘̼̼͉͚ı͎̦͚̫͓͖q̦͕̪̞̙ ʎ̞͕͇͉͔ɹ̢͖̻̫̞͓ɹ̞̪̘͓͜n̺͕͚̟͕̟ɟ̡͎͚̘͓͕ p̺̼͙͓͚ɐ̡͓̺͙̟̘ǝ̢͖̞̼ɥ͇̪͙͙̝͜ ǝ͖̪̪͕̺͎l͇̺͉̘̫͕ u̡̼̺͖̪͙ı̝̟̝͉͎̙ l̼̟̘̠͔l͖͇̞͕̞ɐ͚͉̠͖͇ ʇ̢͔̠͖̼͔ǝ̢̪̻̝͔l̻̻̘͕͕̟ı̡͍̙͔͎͜o͉̦͍͜͜ʇ͔̼͔͓̝ ı͔̪͓̻͖p̟͍̺̠͇ı̢͙̼̫͚̼q̡͍͕͓̺q̟͎͍͉͓ı͇̫͙̻͜͜ʞ̢͔̙̞͉̟S̠̻͍͙̫̫„̡̼̺̼͙͚

[@Allinlehead97]

Pyro's haircut it by far the most terrifying thing you will ever lay your eyes upon

[@adomowski]

The only horrific thing about this stream was the chat

[@andrew_wow6892]

The secret video is what it's like to be on 17 benadryls

[@Kurthlin]

Where is the full stream of this video? I can't find it on KZbin.

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

Me neither

[@yoinkdoinks]

pyro your hair looks amazing

[@fellow9939]

Honestly the true horror is how much pyro's chat fucking despises the man. It's like watching a mass of vultures circling him, waiting for him to slip up once so they can tear him apart.

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

Walten. Put your files away Walten.

[@expired3511]

18:14 to me he just looks like Marlton Johnson from BO2 zombies tbh

[@montycharles]

Pyro getting benevolent and malevolent confused was peak slop

[@THELittleGrimmReapr]

I Love Your Content Pyro!!!!!! You're the best youtuber ever, and my personal favorite. Keep up the amazing work! :)

[@SiIIster]

PYRO please talk about twomads apparent death, because I haven't seen anyone talk about it yet

[@infsm27]

Dolan and Cr1tikal

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

3:35 same haircut

[@eidhamohammed1715]

Violet dude 😮😮😮😮 7:40

[@zilog1]

Reminder: protogens beep boop

[@rotrexgaming9384]

The money go where I go Smoking on gelato Foreign car swerving, potholes

[@rexxe001]

​@@rotrexgaming9384 what did you say beep boop too?

[@rexxe001]

W toasters

[@dogeboithedoomslayer]

Put some seasoning on yourself dawg, I’ll be there in 5

[@spicymeatandseafoodfry6648]

This is where the real Demon's Souls begins.

[@gustavom.4885]

New Pyrocynical haircut is horrifying.

[@bobcatsjoe8891]

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