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@gizmofrompizmo21776 жыл бұрын
"We have to isolate this." After pouring it into the toilet.
@redlanternreviews48216 жыл бұрын
Gizmo fromPizmo Naaa.... I'm sure it's fine
@kingrat96086 жыл бұрын
I hate it when my crack summons a c3p0 fish creature
@yuza10326 жыл бұрын
I know this is 8 months too late and I'm sleep deprived right now but this comment has brought me so much joy and helped snapped me back to reality when I was feeling really bad about myself. Thank you.
@zoggere42266 жыл бұрын
Dominic McAlpine yeet
@Tsukuyomi282 жыл бұрын
Don't flush
@AFable-sr6gk6 жыл бұрын
A Ron Swanson Terminator movie needs to be green-lit yesterday.
@MrCanadianbaconeh5 жыл бұрын
it was what i thought the video was actually about
@barryscott95907 жыл бұрын
Pours liquid into toilet which will cause it to get transported through the water. "We have to isolate this"
@ravynb26767 жыл бұрын
i have seriously been like binge watching your videos all day and it's been a good time.
@firetarrasque46676 жыл бұрын
NONONONONO.This movie, with its entire premise, not only broke multiple laws, but also VIOLATED NEUROLOGY. Not all mental disorders are with damaged or missing brain cells. Chemical imbalances and simple different structure also does stuff.
@simonster-90945 жыл бұрын
Calm down, It's just a cheap knock off British movie.
@charliejones32724 жыл бұрын
how do you know Cyberon doesn't do that aswell?
@loxyloafcake51844 жыл бұрын
@@charliejones3272 Because there's no evidence in the movie that it does?
@charliejones32724 жыл бұрын
@@loxyloafcake5184 there's also no proof that it doesn't and honestly I completely forgot about this comment
@NemesisHero1237 жыл бұрын
Cyberon being a drug made by the Cybermen, makes more sense.
@QuintonReviews7 жыл бұрын
Or it's a bad movie. Makes the most sense.
@NemesisHero1237 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@diegodankquixote-wry32426 жыл бұрын
Oooth, this movie was a cyberon trip.
@MrSporkster6 жыл бұрын
The reason Baggs 'censored' the aliens is because they're a blatant rip-off of the early Cyberman costume from Dr Who. He was clearly concerned about copyright claims, and rightly so.
@Unipulse435 жыл бұрын
Except the VHS copy didn't
@bloodyneptune2 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed the BBC would _want_ to copyright that
@doozy51842 жыл бұрын
I prefer the "he was so ashamed about it that he had to censor it" story
@Feasco4 жыл бұрын
The title and the thumbnail gave me expectations this movie could not possibly have hoped to fulfill.
@Xtoff7 жыл бұрын
This review has convinced me to watch as many of these terrible Who "movies" as possible. My two favorite things are shlock & sci-fi, these are the unholy offspring.
@LicencetoWho3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Cyberon, Zygon and maybe some of The Stranger films are the wierdest you are going to get, the rest of BBVs stuff is not as bad, with The Auton Trilogy and PROBE being good films overall, and The AirZone Solution being a decent environmental film if you look past the casting choices.
@shawnleeguku6 жыл бұрын
These reviews have a similar tone and style to early TGWTG, when it actually felt like the people involved were enjoying themselves to some extent. I like that.
@crunchyburger76 жыл бұрын
I only clicked because of Ron Swanson. Good Video.
@X2O9626 жыл бұрын
I must admit the idea of cyborg is interesting
@hugeneutron74407 жыл бұрын
In the middle of my journey of watching all your videos, makes great background noise for studying
@QuintonReviews7 жыл бұрын
Koala Carnival it's also great for studying background noise
@happyone2347 жыл бұрын
Quinton Reviews I found a fresh comment! Better take a picture!
@DarkSoulsJef7 жыл бұрын
I actually picked this up, along with several other bootleg Doctor Who DVDs, at a car boot sale.
@maxkennedy74306 жыл бұрын
Lucky!
@delsin11266 жыл бұрын
Dark Souls Jef man those car boot sales
@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness6 жыл бұрын
Sawyer Horton an unofficial one.
@MxGerryNava8 жыл бұрын
You look a lot like Guillermo del Toro, heh, nice!
@QuintonReviews8 жыл бұрын
Holy christ I do?
@DrBreadPants7 жыл бұрын
Quinton Reviews yeah pretty much. And btw, you have amazing production in your reviews. Pretty underrated.
@yusashow3 жыл бұрын
nice
@delsin11266 жыл бұрын
That robot guy who shows up in the house looks like General Grievous got morphed into a suit
@NickAndWolf7 жыл бұрын
"We have to isolate this." But just dumped it into the toilet.
@jnub6 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see Ron Swanson as a cyborg in the thumbnail, I click.
@beautifulreality41037 жыл бұрын
glad found your channel dude ...
@jackkattack47996 жыл бұрын
CYBER R O N I DIDNT GET THIS AT FIRST ONCE I DID I STARTED CRYING
@Hippiethecat1245 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, it's the BBV. What a coincidental recommendation (after the "Doctor Why" video about the BBV and their fan works). I love foreshadowing irl
@barryscott95907 жыл бұрын
This trilogy is actually a Doctor Who fan series 'Cyberon' 'Cyberman'. 'Zygon' 'Zy- oh come the fuck on they aren't even trying here.
@NATE-op9tq7 жыл бұрын
Cyberon looks like a melting Cyberman.
@umhi33995 жыл бұрын
this is a great time.
@Pixelarity64 Жыл бұрын
This intro is 🌟 Iconic 🌟
@TheBonkleFox6 жыл бұрын
i once made a weird collage of stuff to make larry the cable guy into a terminator. it was weird.
@benmasta58147 жыл бұрын
Came for the thumbnail, stayed for the review lol
@Snst-4044 жыл бұрын
about treatment that works on one day, my mom actually had an injection to treat her for miastemia gravis, she was at the hospital because of moments of facial paralisis and she wasnt able to get up, a couple of hours later she was able to get up from the bed, sure she wasnt cured but all of her simptoms went away for several hours
@LadyPorple7 жыл бұрын
Recently found your channel. I like your stuff, and not just because we have similar names. lol
@cameronmonaghan68833 жыл бұрын
Quinton did you know that there's a cyberon book released? Now they're canon
@BigPapaMitchell5 жыл бұрын
nobody: quinton: eckspecially
@mogan45346 жыл бұрын
19:28 ah. Quinton. My boy. Getting a little Linkara up in here? Good. You’ve learned from the best.
@XxLoveMeNotToshxX6 жыл бұрын
_second,_ *_second_* time you've said it out loud, love.
@rodolfodeanda54057 жыл бұрын
17:51 boom mic in frame
@mcreeamy72096 жыл бұрын
I came for Ron Swanson, I’m not disappointed
@p.m31636 жыл бұрын
adhd medication goes into affect in one day i think. Other than that quality content keep doing what ur doing Quin
@ChiisaiTenshii5 жыл бұрын
ADHD medicine like Ritalin goes into effect within a half hour-hour and lasts for 8 hours, and is not needed to take daily like antidepressants, they can be taken whenever, since they're stimulants
@Legitpenguins995 жыл бұрын
@@ChiisaiTenshii close. Ritilan is supposed to last 4 hours but rarely lasts anywhere close to that long since it was based off of cocaine (not counting extended release). Amphetamines practically last about 4-8 hours. But when you've been on them for years like myself your lucky to get 2 hours)
@SkigBiggler5 жыл бұрын
@@ChiisaiTenshii You're thinking of Concerta, Ritalin is short acting, typically kicks in in around 15 mins, and lasts around 4 hours. Concerta takes longer, between 30-45 mins, and last around 8 hours.
@harneevkaurdhaliwal17235 жыл бұрын
I saw the title saw the thumbnail and thought that was what you were reviewing and I was like oh My God I need to watch this
@connorfalcon70805 жыл бұрын
at this point in KZbin's depression all I do is watch your videos and i keep getting so pissed you don't have at least 100k views per video. I followed you a while back with the leafy fiasco, I know that is the point at which your sub count skyrocketed but I wish I could have found you earlier. Its like MST3000 but with a guy that I can actually connect with. Your videos have a surprising consistency. Even 2 years later this video holds up strong to your new ones. Not many videos can keep my attention past 10 min, but you.... you get me. People hate watching movies with me cause i always just yell "oh wtf common that doesn't make any sense" or i just make fun of it at any chance i get. This is why I subscribed to you, not cause of leafy's reject ass lmao
@marcostsuna16 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to see your original run of reviews, but I dont know were to find them. you re-sparked my interest in doctor who
@stijnvandevyver79586 жыл бұрын
Publicly reading a book is actually the best way to bait people into talking to you from my experience. Especially if it's a classic.
@TeethSkylark6 жыл бұрын
"We have to isolate this." *pours into toilet to add to sewer system*
@EarthboundX6 жыл бұрын
So where is that review of Zygon? Did you take it down?
@marikroyals71116 жыл бұрын
Looks like a rejected cyberman from the old Doctor Who.
@jaidanielparker6 жыл бұрын
I could forgive the terrible cyber costume and Lauren's incomprehensibly bad medical decision making if the plot had been explained and resolved. I reached the end of the film feeling very unfulfilled. And the other reason the creatures behind the Cyberon drug are never named - Bill Baggs used the Cybermen in this without permission from the estates of Kit Pedler or Gerry Davis.
@ThatLittleKitten6 жыл бұрын
Cool
@bwanaugonjwa24456 жыл бұрын
What is the song in the beginning
@djwolf22135 жыл бұрын
The robot looks like a bootleg power ranger monster
@seriousbusiness46583 жыл бұрын
which kevin macleod song plays at 15:48?
@aaayu16 жыл бұрын
If there were no boobs, i would've thought these were a family friendly comedy.
@zaneb13196 жыл бұрын
Is 'official fansite' a paradox?
@fluzzythescrub86346 жыл бұрын
Why not use Ron magic?
@michaelhoule21345 жыл бұрын
Did you know you have a VR-052f MOSPEADA, a AFC-01I Iota Legioss and a VHT 2A1 Spartas Veritech Hover Tank behind you? ..... just checking ;)
@CriticalPenguin3 жыл бұрын
Please review the new P.R.O.B.E. Online series Quinton? 🙏 Out now on the BBV KZbin :)
@TheNimaid4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Annotations as end cards
@DeclanCorey6 жыл бұрын
holy crap Zygon was released one day before my 5th birthday
@LicencetoWho3 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed this movie on my first watch, much like I did with the Auton films and P.R.O.B.E., Zygon however was just very unfortunate, at least we got an amazing video out of it by you, I do hope you un-private it, it was gold!
@sweetandsaltyminx73106 жыл бұрын
This movie looks like an FMV game.
@ThomasVanHoesenDeadpooliscool6 жыл бұрын
what happened to the Zygon video?
@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness6 жыл бұрын
I wish we could watch those videos. What if you unlisted them and put them in a public playlist so only people who look for them can watch them?
@PizzaHutAsuka6 жыл бұрын
Actually, Q, it says you started on the 1st.
@ElodieCunningham6 жыл бұрын
oh hey the street at 9:48 is southampton high street
@cameronmonaghan68835 жыл бұрын
Quinton should review the Reeltime Doctor Who spin offs. They have a higher production quality and scripts are better made. Also they're still being made now. Plus they're considered canon by the wiki page. Personal favourite: Downtime.
@spanishderp6 жыл бұрын
I keep rewatching this video hoping that maybe one day I will see a robotic Ron Swanson, because I'd pay through the nose for that.
@MeGaShaHeS7 жыл бұрын
5 years.
@fredjones21705 жыл бұрын
“And my personal favorite....” *commercial break*
@ZBott6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like BBV cram packed an entire first part of a Dr Who episode into a full length film. Is BBV even still a thing?
@horsyswillkill6 жыл бұрын
This was made in 2016?
@kayleebrown30693 жыл бұрын
please review all hail king julien available on netflix. all of the madagascar lore shows to come out are actually of high quality. but king julien. his story must be analyzed. please
@Materminds1877 жыл бұрын
Could you watch the first few episodes of K-9, the only Doctor Who Spin-Off show that is actually bad.
@smackerooonii7001 Жыл бұрын
Where's the Homestuck video, Quinton Kyle Hoover?
@thunderthighs6456 жыл бұрын
12:00 looks like the first edditon copy of the epic of Gilgamesh
@LicencetoWho3 жыл бұрын
I think the main reason Cyberons budget isnt so great is because it was done RIGHT after they finished Auton 2 and 3 which had a lot of CGI Nestene shots.
@LicencetoWho3 жыл бұрын
Same for Zygon having been filmed and done in 2003, but only releasing in 2008. Both films budgets suffered a lot.
@emotionalsupportgoblin3 жыл бұрын
Thats not someone's livingroom, it's a carehome by the looks of it. They really look like that here.
@coolryanfilms73965 жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna be a Parks n rec thing
@duncanc37536 жыл бұрын
Put the zygon video back up bb. Dont hide from your past
@Crispman_7777 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've seen the lead actress before somewhere.
@gracewildsmith11835 жыл бұрын
Oh man August 3rd is my birthday brother
@mikejarrett32976 жыл бұрын
They are drinking bacardi breezers, i haven't seen them for years!
@carmovision6 жыл бұрын
is... is this even an official movie? because if you told me this was a fanfilm from 2006 i would totally believe you
@lizzieflamingo73675 жыл бұрын
August 3rd is my birthday!
@lizzieflamingo73676 жыл бұрын
This is my birthday!
@nokopanda46426 жыл бұрын
My reaction to the thumbnail was mainly "holy balls, terminator Ron Swanson!" Needless to say I was kinda disappointed.
@twigwigsoso7 жыл бұрын
Despite everything against it I'm still not convicted you're not my brother.
@cameronmonaghan68834 жыл бұрын
Ive been meaning to watch Zygon but it's out of issue
@Washburn1017 жыл бұрын
This is a lot more JonTron than your more modern stuff.
@benmasta58147 жыл бұрын
you look so hygienic its weird.
@TheDigworks6 жыл бұрын
lol i thought they looked a bit like cybermen
@whatstdiggn2 жыл бұрын
This video's thumbnail is pinnacle of clickbait technology. It looks like you're reviewing a movie about Ron Swanson being the Terminator. Edit: okay I posted this exactly seconds before you mentioned exactly the thumbnail in question. So um, would this hypothetical movie I'm now almost suuicidally sad about this being a movie that doesn't exist be considered porn? I mean I certainly cant think of anything sexier but I'm not inclined to fap about it. Is...is this feeling love? I love this movie that is not real!. Someone write me a screenplay so I don't have to die the shell of an empty human.
@Tsukuyomi282 жыл бұрын
It's literally just a cyberman.cyberpunk. Maybe it's censored because he didn't want to get sued.
@user-po6kl5sz8r6 жыл бұрын
Isn’t zygon a doctor who monster
@kamilee41236 жыл бұрын
Little studios Yee
@MagusX18 жыл бұрын
Hey man, I saw your pm and could not sned you a reply through that method. I think your request is fair and I will unlist the video at your request.
@anthonyadkins62886 жыл бұрын
So... a squip.
@natalieely85556 жыл бұрын
But it's not from Japan...
@aaronainairetv6 жыл бұрын
18:09 day 467 in the Ghost House
@gorichiego89456 жыл бұрын
the stain lmao
@ZemplinTemplar5 жыл бұрын
BBV was the absolute pits when it comes to attempts at Whoniverse fan films. The fact that at least half of these films feel more like boring pornos than anything with a vaguely interesting narrative, says a lot.
@McDADDyK7 жыл бұрын
Lmao drugs can take one day in fact they can take a few seconds...
@cakecrusaders51766 жыл бұрын
Squips gone wrong
@zaneb13196 жыл бұрын
Moichendising
@phantomarchive7 жыл бұрын
21 comments?
@arturhours7 жыл бұрын
36 now
@gregorygrammery15946 жыл бұрын
I came for a terminator Ron Swanson. I was disappointed.
@sethmiller25323 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail catfishes me into thinking this was going to be a fun, budget film made Nick Offerman, or at least starring him, but instead I was introduced to something else, and I'm severely disappointed.