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[@VaBeachBeach2971]

The one about the ashes is disgusting. Basically they made the mother of this child feel like she lost her son twice so they could have shiny new necklaces for a child they never came to visit. Shame on her husband and that whole family. Putting their grief before the mother’s.

[@Animezingly]

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[@revolution724]

"Boo hoo dog hair." It's called a lint roller, dude. I have three cats and a professional job. I manage.

[@alyx_artistryttv]

The story with the donations. When the father said it would teach their son life isn’t fair? No. No, it will teach their son any work he does will never be rewarded in the ways promised. It will teach him that there is no point in working hard because he’ll be lied to.

[@autumnmarilyn5216]

About the dad in the gross kids story: I wonder who gave her food poisoning in the first place 🙄

[@KazumiKiguma]

There were two kids and the dad, only the one got sick. For all we know they went to a seafood place, notorious for random food poisoning. The story lacks a lot of info needed to make a real decision.

[@3aroundthefire]

In A healthy relationship this should absolutely be okay

[@3aroundthefire]

Haha these ppl. saying they would be upset if partner took away sex , or wouldn’t be on board good lord. The emotional maturity is lacking . Respecting , validating, trusting someone’s communication on their mental emotional physical health is everything

[@3aroundthefire]

Wouldn’t be on board for no reason?! Ooo my gawd people lol seemed like a pretty heavy reason

[@franl155]

the hot tub story: reminds me of something I read ages ago. Back in the 1900s, at a seaside resort, some men would hire a rowing boat, take it out a fair way, and swim naked from it. A woman living right on the coast complained that she could see them and it was distressing her. The men were informed of this, and, horrified at causing offence, offered to take the boat much further out. A while later the woman was asked how things were now. She replied that she could still see the men - *with a small telescope*. Talk about going out of your way to be offended ...

[@ResidentMilf]

Offense it taken, not given. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@hwiley8141]

I once lived in a rural area , and me and my boyfriend were enjoying the pool , au natural, on our 3 acres , in the backyard. There were cropdusters that would come around. One just kept coming back and forth but not doing any dusting. Took us a bit to realise he was looking. Next path, we both stood up and waved. He left.

[@carterpitbull7366]

This is like my neighbor next door. Our upstairs bathroom has this foldable window cover and one of the sides broke. We’re now partially exposed from the broken half and hell stare at me through the window when I’m trying to change etc.

[@gretchenmyers1279]

I think the wife cleaned the bathroom for her daughters mental health, I'm sure a young girl who was already crying and feeling bad for making that kind of mess is sensitive enough that she would have felt way worse about leaving the mess, and mama-bear knew it and took steps

[@theresaatkinson5040]

It’s so weird how people talk about how the father didn’t abandon the daughter because he paid child support. Abandonment comes from never having a relationship with your parent. Money means nothing to children. It’s for their upbringing and well being. But to spend valuable time with the parent is worth more than a million dollars. To never meet with the parent is true abandonment

[@Gumbier_Than]

Last I checked paying for a child's well being like that is called a sponsor.

[@Gumbier_Than]

@Boa-Noah yup.

[@treydonnell2871]

I fully believe that if women should be able to get abortions without the dads approach....(which they should). That men should be able to choose to leave the situation if they voice that they would like the woman to do that. And I guess it's complicated because of the emotional stress that could and probably frequently does come with abortion....but that doesn't change the fact that the man is being force to be a father and apparently has no say. He didn't treat these kids badly. He just wasn't in their life except for financially

[@beastshawnee]

Yep he is a monster-just a monster who can pay but also a monster who never took responsibility for his spermies. You don’t want kids? Get a vasectomy and use a condom just in case. But the dudes just walk around pretending they are infertile...ugh...

[@morganssmashingpearls3329]

Yeah but it sure helps- speaking as a child whose bio dad didn’t and my mom was working multiple jobs all the time to make ends meet

[@srkh8966]

As for the daughter not inviting her stepmother-yes, the bride does get to decide who to invite to the wedding, but her father gets to decline if he doesn’t like her terms.

[@TheIronwil]

Uninviting Gay Friend: NTA, and the update demonstrated why very clearly. Let's forget about the "gay" aspect for a moment. I know that the second a gay person becomes involved, it's reddit's standard that they're always right and everyone else is homophobic. So let's ditch that for now. One of OP's friends revealed "love like" feelings for him. That ain't small change. He didn't say he was attracted to OP... he said he might be in LOVE with him. That's another ball of wax entirely. At a prior job one of my coworkers was my workout buddy. Lifted weights together, showered together. And he was flamboyantly gay. Sometimes told me I had a nice backside. No worries, no care, and my girlfriend (now wife) didn't care. But he never confessed to being in love with me, or that would have changed things entirely. People are so quick to defend various groups they sometimes lose sight of things right in front of them. Having some feelings between friends... who hasn't had that happen in a friend group? Pretty much happens to everyone. Most of the time it either winds down on its own or serious friction arises, depending on the depth of those feelings. Reading through the comments about him being TA for not wanting to be on the trip with a friend who was in love with him really torqued my hide.

[@solalunehealingarts]

I really hope OP makes an update about getting her son's ashes back. I hope she gets them and ruins everyone's (who took the ashes) life in the process. I would burn the world if someone stole my child's remains.

[@hwiley8141]

@Boa-Noah why does someones account get banned ? And she would have never got the ashes back. They use just a little bit , markup like crazy , and toss the rest. Sorry.

[@RaulHuaynate]

@@hwiley8141my dads ashes was put in a necklace. And we only had to send a handful in a ziplock

[@mysteryland01]

I don’t think seeing your neighbors naked on their own property is a big deal. Happened to me too. You know what I did? I looked the other way and went about my day.

[@kbf9644]

I was a NAH until the siblings accused OP of “abandoning” their mother. That’s so messed up on so many levels I’m not even sure where to start to unpack it. OP is SO NTA. I’ve been there. Make the decisions that are best for you. You don’t owe her, or them, a thing.

[@kismetcaffet9862]

Up until I was 22 years old, I was told that I had to be nude in hot tubs because wearing anything in them would void their warranty.

[@srkh8966]

You were played

[@lara2937]

That’s creepy

[@jameshead9119]

In the first story as long as the customer asking is sober and able to pay for the drink himself has a right to be served even if he is not the one paying for the rest of the meal ( though it looks like he was the one paying )

[@stevelemur6113]

SAHM: If it would be depressing for HIM to stay home being a house husband, he should not be surprised if YOU are depressed staying at home being a house wife.

[@beastshawnee]

My father started forbidding me to cut my hair so that while I sometimes liked long hair sometime I didn’t want that abusive asshole to tell me I couldn’t also enjoy a short cut...So absolutely-my first semester in the college dorm I had a friend cut it -Cut it all off! Down to about a quarter inch. Felt so liberating! So While I have long hair sometimes-sometimes I just feel like a super duper short cut! And he has finally died and that also feels like a good thing. Evil people shouldn’t exist.

[@katieb.1184]

for me it was my mom (though dad does admit he prefers longer hair on women because it's more feminine... but he's never stopped any of us from chopping our hair.) I'm 36, married/out of her house for 11.5 years, with twin 9 year olds and she STILL tries to control my hair. She's complained about my undercut prettymuch non-stop for the 3 years I've had it. Once I had to point out to her that with my hair down, you can only tell right around my ears... and that at the time she said "I just don't want you to go super short like your sister"... my mom's hair was almost 4" shorter than my hair outside the undercut. (My sister goes with "men's" cuts.) and she keeps harping on me "ruining my beautiful red hair" with my fantasy colors... I've told her before she's just pushing me to keep it but I guess she doesn't believe me.

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

The gay friend story is very ironic. In the original post everyone was giving OP shit for thinking about uninviting Ryan, calling him homophobic and a bad friend and that Ryan wasn’t going to do anything. But then the update happens and turns out Ryan _did_ try to do some creepy shit, which really sucks for OP since he pretty much got shamed for what turned out to be a self fulfilling prophecy of sorts.

[@GrumpyOldFart2]

For those who are wondering about the “joke” in the school/headphones story, Arbonne International is an MLM company.

[@stevelemur6113]

If I found out that someone was attracted to me with whom I did not want to be romantically involved, I would be sympathetic, but firm that we are "not going there". I would tell them that I have had a love interest who did not return my attentions so that I knew that it was miserable, but they had to move on. If they behaved, OK, otherwise we would have to not be around each other for the present. (I certainly would never argue with their taste.)

[@amyjorgensen2876]

Celibacy story: I feel like they’re not the a-hole and I really wish I had a partner who was as understanding as theirs, when I was struggling with my self worth after suffering long term abuse. It’s terrible when you feel like your body is the only thing that makes you feel valuable. It doesn’t matter if you understand logically that you do have value outside what you can offer sexually, the mind is a cruel twisted thing sometimes. Abuse, mental issues, self esteem issues etc can be such damaging things. Not the a-hole to want to do things to improve your mental/physical health. Kudos to the partner for being understanding too, it can be a really hard pill to swallow to be denied physical connection even for obviously good/important reasons

[@ResidentMilf]

The commenter who said they wouldn't stay with a partner who would stop sexual activity "for no reason" pissed me off the most. If it was "for no reason" I'd agree, but it wasn't. It was for her mental health, you insufferable glob of penile discharge. If they can't go without sex for a few months for their partner's mental health, do they really love them? Would they be singing the same tune if a physical illness was preventing sex from being had? Some people's kids, I swear...

[@Gumbier_Than]

It was a most refreshing story. She wanted to improve herself and the relationship. She didn't stop intimacy to con a ring out of him or anything manipulative.

[@katieb.1184]

@@ResidentMilf YES! ME TOO! "If it was for a traumatic experience or something I would understand" Like, my dude... she is IN THERAPY for how sex drastically fucked with her self esteem... Sex is literally harming her mentally and you think that's not enough of a reason? Also, like, consent?

[@Gotabonetopick]

The sex obsessed redditors in the temporary celibacy story. 😂

[@kirstygunn9149]

For the lady that lost her son and the mil took the ashes ,she can get mil arrested for theft of human remains .

[@srkh8966]

Except the father gave his mother the ashes

[@Dragon-di1zg]

Bridesmaid - I can never understand why you would ask someone to be your Bridesmaid and then expect them to foot the bill for dresses, shoes, makeup etc., in the UK if you choose your Bridesmaid you pay for them.

[@Roedygr]

ashes: I find it utterly creepy cuddling up to ashes. In my world, you scatter all the ashes in scenic nature spots. Stealing the ashes was wrong but then refusing to provide some ashes for the pendants was wrong too. Mom seemed to think dad had no say. He should have had 50%

[@astrovalleyzone7140]

Except that he did it without her permission. I’d understand if the child’s ashes were spilt between the two, but to give the ashes to TWO OTHER people outside of that is crossing multiple lines of fucked up. She absolutely has a right to sue and divorce the heck out of him and his family

[@run4everon]

To the dad who wouldn’t care for his sick kid: one time my husband and kid got very sick at the same time…. He couldn’t have cared for my kid cause he was so sick. One person can totally handle it alone. BUT you do get a full 60 seconds to be shocked and figure out what to do. 🙄

[@justtowatchvids569]

The story about wanting to disinvite the friend on the trip: Commenters: omg you're such a homophobe!!1!! He never acted on his feelings11! Invite him!! Dont be a bigot!!11 Update comes out Commenters: shocked pikachu face Oh to be someone to tag each and every one of those self righteous idiots in the update.

[@MrsJScarbrough]

So I had an amazing dad, but he 100% could not take care of me if I was throwing up. He couldn't change my diaper as a baby. It was so bad that when my brother changed my niece's diaper, my dad literally ran out of the room gaging. My son is this bad, he can't even pick up dry dog poop, and I can't handle throw up, and my little boy knows if he's throwing he's on his own. One Halloween, my little cousin threw up in the van while we were taking the kids trick or treating. My dad and I jumped out of that van like it was on fire. 😂 You saw an adult woman and an old man on the side of the road dry heving into the ditches while my mom was cleaning it up. Some of us can't handle throwup, and some can't handle poop either. But that being said, what's more traumatic, being sick and mom coming to save you, or being sick and dad throwing up on you. I don't think the strength of your stomach should have a barring on your ability to be a dad. If otherwise he's a good dad, she needs to get over herself.

[@natercrash4140]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg the RuneScape reference at the beginning. I know plenty of people that have done that

[@princesssunshine874]

As someone who hates the whole pet hair thing, I get it. I would highly recommend getting some dry cleaner bags. Keep some in the laundry room. Take the pants directly from the dryer and stick them in the bags. Put the bags in your car. Change into your pants at the office. Change when get home and immediately stick them in the bag. Sticky rollers aren't great. The bag idea is a lot more work, but it will keep you a lot cleaner.

[@jennya9838]

I love your singing voice!

[@scifiwriter6092]

I completely agree! His voice is great!

[@derickfisher7366]

Imagine teaching your children that people can walk all over them Because "life isn't fair."

[@gretchenmyers1279]

hundred bux says old lady caught her husband peeping at the nude neighbors and sheer jealousy is driving her demands for clothing to be worn

[@SquamBleeds9816]

You've just lost one hundred dollars by assuming all men are peeping toms

[@gretchenmyers1279]

@@SquamBleeds9816 lol. nope not what I meant at all. should not have used the word peeping, sorry. what I meant was some poor man must have been seen by bitter shrew wife at the unlucky moment he was glancing out the window, and maybe not even noticing nudity but that old woman sure looked long enough to notice...

[@SquamBleeds9816]

@@gretchenmyers1279 Ok, thanks for clearing that up!

[@dianalmccullough24]

OH MY GOD, I couldn't imagine someone taking my sons ashes and making jewelry out of them. And my own husband allowed it. I would be in prison. How does any sane woman that's a mother herself think that she has the right to take another mother's sons remains??????? I would definitely be in prison.

[@TheIronwil]

Temporary Celibacy: YTA for advertising this to your friends. Why would someone feel the need to tell their friends about their sex life? I’m no prude, but I don’t share details about my partner’s intimate life without their express permission. Telling someone I was cutting my partner off for some “finding myself” time would cross a line to me. But no, OP’s “N T A” for taking some time to sort herself out. Sounds like her boyfriend is fine with it, she’s benefiting from it, and the only problem she has is her friends putting their noses where they shouldn’t be.

[@lunagames8133]

Being conflicted over a long term relationship, ended by cheating but still getting along with the Ex is very normal, natural and painful. Hope OP is well

[@ebifuon6776]

I think someone needs to write a musical that picks fun of the type of fathers that shouldn't have kids. We could even have a number called 'I pride myself never having changed a nappy' it could both serve as warning to the "men" that dont want to care for their children but request partial custody so they dont have to pay as much in child support and give single mothers both married and not something to laugh at when go out to the theater

[@princesssunshine874]

Wouldn't this be considered desecration of the body? There was no permission and the ashes were divided against your will.. I feel like there are many legal issues here.

[@ebifuon6776]

Nta on the school donations story. This is the prefect example why I dont give donation nor do I participate in school sales for anything as when I was a child I transferred back to after being moved from one school to another due to over crowding. At the fifth grade the school has a fund raiser for students to take a trip by selling your typical school fair crap and you needed to sign up a certain number of people in order to go on said trip. Well not only did I make the numbers but I even over sold by another 500 dollars by hitting up my parents work places, only to be told that because myself and 60 other students hadnt been there the previous year that we were not eligible to go on said trip unless we outright paid for it as the tickets for current students were paid by the previous 5th grade students so in order to go we would have to shell out an additional $358 dollars to join the rest of those in our grade.......... back in the 80s f school fund raisers

[@CrystalRuizEnriquez]

Husky hair is an absolute nightmare, it is very stupid to end a relationship over this, but it is something that I would think about if I were to start a relationship with someone that has one, if I hadn't already been a husky mom. I wear a lot of black and even when my husky was with me, I didn't mind, I just spent a lot of money on lint rollers and hair removers.

[@zzzzzzzzz2278]

First, I REALLY do not think its a fantastic idea to teach your kid to lie down and get ripped off; second I also do not think I want someone "educating" my kids while using the logic that, because of covid, youre just going to have to deal with the secretary misinforming everyone....what the hell kind of thoughtless, programmed response even IS that? O.o

[@jdd9993]

OP shouldn't be sharing details of her celibacy with her "friends"; it's none of their business.

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

Holy shit that woman trying to guilt the stepmother into taking her late husband's 3 kids REALLY sucks. I think I've heard the story before but I really was struck again with just how fudging awful that was to do to someone in that position. Big oof.

[@princesssunshine874]

omg, report this guy. He sounds like a jerk and probably killed those plants. Why would you care if he never forgives you? I do agree though with the "being worried about his sketchy friends." I'd deff tell the police this.

[@Snoopysnoopy255]

Re: the gay friend story. Cut the friendship and stay away. And never be drunk around him.

[@stephjovis3469]

Even if hubby was an alcoholic it wouldn't be the waitresses job to not serve him alcohol. It's their business. If wife drinks she has no right to tell him not to.

[@rmhartman]

BaldPixieCut said her friends know her as "the girl with no hair". Do they know the background that she gave us on reddit? Maybe explain to the bride why she has such an issue with hair.

[@stephjovis3469]

I mean it's true. He used condoms he didn't want kids, nobody would blame the women if she had an abortion with or without his consent, so it's his right to walk away. Just pay. Obviously he than can't expect the kids to later want contact with him

[@Jane_doe2400]

Definitely correct if a woman can abort a man has a choice too it’s wrong only a woman has a choice, if the man doesn’t have a choice then girls should also be forced to have the kid people will say it’s her body it’s her choice but it’s also his life and if they don’t wanna be a single mother they should abort

[@fixthethings8055]

OP is the stalker story: A lot I don't love about this, but man, I feel the OP about Java.

[@royalrebel8380]

Nice! Episode eight came out 8 hours ago and I’m almost done with my 8 hour shift

[@3aroundthefire]

Ive done both and I’m going to say right now. I being with my kid over anything, love it. But ten times harder than work haha If you’re doing it right. A million more responsibilities of kids, house, inside and outside chores feedings you can stay busy from 4pm-1am lol work, soooooo much easier.

[@princesssunshine874]

You are absolutely not a Karen. Yes, life isn't fair. However, you taught your son to hold people accountable and people should keep their promises.

[@patc4586]

Story @ 1:05:30. Sounds like a warped Taylor Swift song : "Percocets, Tinder dudes, and burning all his crap." "Things I'm gonna do, now I'm finally dumping you."

[@JanieBgrand]

I wonder… on story 2 with the donations equaling headphones… Who got those donations? Seems like mom did! Aside from that, I feel so bad for the kids who lived in other states where schools were locked down for so long. It was ridiculous!

[@princesssunshine874]

I'm not going to attack OP because he is only 22. I'm also not shocked by the fact that it ended this way.. OP's friend had some high emotions that really needed to be discussed. Then added alcohol to the mix.. I think the discussion should have happened before the trip. He needed to be let down gently, but definitely let down. He needed to be told, "it will never happen."

[@XxTayC94xX]

The wig story: NTA because op has every right to refuse and not be a part of the wedding. The bride is only TA because she isnt offering any financial assistance. However it is not hard to expensive to get a realistic wig. Yes a lacefront or human hair wig would be but as a costumer i have plenty of wigs I have gotten for $20 that look realistic, I even wear one of them to work daily (i have colored hair and it's not allowed at my job) and half my coworkers have no idea it's not my hair and the other half were shocked to find out. Back to the Bride, i get wanting a cohesive look for pictures but i will never understand asking someone to be in your wedding party because you value them as a person but wanting them to change for pictures you'll look at forever. Would you not want to remember these people you value as they truly are, not as they changed for you for one day? Okay after the edit NAH other than the Just No MIL

[@vetaroberts3333]

Yta, just because you don’t like hair. It’s her wedding

[@smallblueangel]

Wait, there are places where its illegal to naked on your own property?

[@josephbrown9665]

The guy who refused to clean up his daughter when she was sick . The ex wife should have cleaned up her daughter and left his bathroom full of poop and puke . My oldest son had chyrons and he would be like that little girl every month for a couple days. I took care of him every other week when he was in my house. Fast forward he grew out of it when he was 19 and he joined the Marines . I found out that I had cancer when he was in boot camp. His mother and I didn’t want him to come home and we waited for him to graduate from boot camp. I flew out for the graduation with my wife and kids. I was bald and I lost 50 lbs . He cried when he saw me. He had two weeks off to go back home and he took care of me that entire time until he had to report to his duty station.

[@princesssunshine874]

I was going to say yta on the wig thing. However, your friend, one, knew you shaved your head and let you buy the dress, shoes, tickets, ect, before saying "oh, btw, spend more on a wig." Second, she did not want to pay for a wig. Which she should of done. Third, she didn't have interest in any compromises you suggested such as a head scarf or pixie cut.

[@TheIronwil]

Bald at Wedding: NTA, and hopefully one day OP won't have such a negative reaction to her hair being longer. It's cool that she's happy bald-pixie cut, but this feels almost like her parents won in a really weird way. They wanted to control her hair, and in a way, they still do. Her preferences seem more compulsive than conscious. OP doesn't ever HAVE to grow her hair out again, but I'd hope that'd be her active choice, rather than a result of her past trauma making the hair feel like oppression.

[@SkyLarkCrow]

Op who stalked his wife who wasn't cheating should take her on a vacation to Java!

[@muhname6052]

Headphones: that was a bribe. Please accept this with my apology? Bribe

[@Griffin050A1t]

I don’t know if I trust the update on the story about Ryan. Going from do sign of a crush straight to sexual harassment proving that op was right to want to uninvite him? Could be true but it’s a little suspicious

[@xxlovelyravenxx144]

The intro 😭😭

[@scourgedarkpaw9949]

First story nta its not on the wife to decide what the husband drinks

[@hwiley8141]

The only thing I could think of was if he was an alcoholic.

[@scourgedarkpaw9949]

@@hwiley8141 I'm pretty sure she would have mentioned that. Besides she sounded like she, what's controlling

[@ResidentMilf]

Vandalism story about an hour and a half in: YTA, not for turning your friend in, but because you want to do it for the money and not because it's the right thing to do. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@cameronblack2626]

Love your work my dude! ♡

[@axepagode33626]

Big Tip Story: You knew before you wrote this that you're not the asshole for bringing the beer or for keeping the tip. I don't know why you are asking? Are you looking for guidance on what you could have done to improve the situation. Basically, are you asking how you could have mediated the disagreement?

[@Mreikimom]

Umm, grownups can and do make their own decisions about drinking alcohol!

[@rebeccalahti9468]

Love your videos markee great to listen to when I have to clean

[@KazumiKiguma]

I need more info for that sick kid story. How long have they been separated? On how amicable terms are they (not all divorces are messy)? Have there been other instances of negligence or is this the only one? Has he shown signs of being unable to handle overwhelming sensations before? I honestly can't take this at face value because I get overwhelmed from smells both "good" and nasty, and adding to the vomit doesn't help. My grandfather had the same issue, it's not about being a child, but it's hard to get others to empathize when you just get buzzwords thrown around. The post doesn't even mention if he tried or not.

[@jazzamethyst8225]

Paying child support while being uninvolved with said child is still abandonment. My ex pays $50 a month for child support and that doesn’t even cover 1/4 of monthly costs for my kid. My partner and I go through just shy of $100 a month on diapers alone. There is still insurance, food, clothes, etc. each month And before anyone starts arguing that he should be allowed to walk away. He intentionally got me pregnant knowing that although I’m pro choice I’m not comfortable getting an abortion and I would’ve been disowned from my family had I gone with adoption. He was excited up until I was about 6 months pregnant and then told me he was unsure about whether or not he really wanted to be a dad and blocked me on social media the day before my due date.

[@manxeable]

15:33 Estaba pensando en Never gonna give you up hace 5 minutos jajsjjsjs

[@ridatakahari]

What an intro!

[@terrancemuzic5157]

10:25 When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down

[@jdd9993]

After what happened, you need to avoid Ryan.

[@rmhartman]

MIL did not steal the ashes as far as the police are concerned, because the husband gave them to her

[@astrovalleyzone7140]

You’d think that they’d require both signatures first considering both parents have to agree

[@vetaroberts3333]

Use a lint roller to remove dog hair

[@hwiley8141]

For the husky story, why dont they brush the dogs ? I have had long haired cats and that is what I do. Are dogs different ?

[@blueskyrider2053]

About the first story. It could be a strong chance that the husband was an alcoholic or a recovering addict. And she didnt want go risk him getting into drinking that day But that does not make OP a bad person as she didnt know their personal things. She was just a worker. The wife and husband should have discussed this more endepth before ordering But the wife is 100% in the wrong when she returned demanding for money back. That was an entitled move so she sucks here for that move there.

[@chanel113]

Your room really looks like a hotel!!

[@afchicinfla]

Usually and totally anonymous? Not true especially if you’re trying to get paid for doing that. Because if he goes to court then you’re gonna have to testify. Depending on where you live, I’m not 100% honest, but those payouts have to be public record right?

[@vetaroberts3333]

Nta,not your responsibility. Mom had issues with you

[@vetaroberts3333]

Nta, I would smile and wave

[@arleneroberts8886]

Nta, you stand up for your son

[@afchicinfla]

Man I am a female and I can’t get free stuff LOL. How did you manage that?

[@josephbrown9665]

Dude with the white dogs . Come on buy a $2 lint roller. You can keep it in your car. I wear slacks for work every day. I have one in my car and my office. I have to clean my self up before I get into my car. I have a iroomba in my house and my office.

[@kirksnowden8023]

Story about going celibate. Her issue, her decision yet she keeps saying “ WE “. Yes it’s their relationship but she is making all the demands and has only two choices, no sex to you feel like it or leave. Glad YOU got it together and he was patient for four plus months or was he. Question, if he had sex with another woman would OP dump him. If you take the physical part out of a relationship without good reason ( which this is not ), I’m thinking pregnancy or physical injury. Just let the person go. You are extremely selfish to ask this for the reason you described. YTA x 2

[@lauriemeyer7030]

Where are the rest of your sons ashes? It takes very little. RETURN the urn NOW!! The man who was trapped by his ex, he left because he KNEW he would not have been good for any of them. He paid the child support. He never wanted kids. Does she have the right to not invite his wife? yes. Is that rude? also yes. You do not invite 1/2 of a couple. Does he have the right to berate her? No.

[@stephjovi]

Just shows again American severs are way to reliant on tips

[@bozzithehybrid]

54:09

[@hitgirlalkire]

45:46

[@madalynnk4221]

Love you

[@x.s5162]

Hey someone else chose to pay for your ruin scape money you didn't steal money so you all good morally ❤

[@juliehawks2987]

OP left his kids and he is very selfish. What a jerk thing to do . SO he paid for her wedding big whoop...its the least he could do. Daughter has every right to not want the wife at her wedding What does she want to be there for? Wife would just be taking up space. What a jerk!!!!!

[@sukuna-]

If op didn’t want kids, even if it was accidental, he have right to leave bcz mother also have right to abort or raise a child. Op was obligated to pay child support and he did. Kids wanted contact with him after they turn 18. I am sure their mother have said something about op and his wife to their kids.

[@stephaniewithrow4685]

YTA

[@arleneroberts8886]

Nta

[@arleneroberts8886]

If he cheats that’s on you

[@vetaroberts3333]

Nta,