/r/BootTooBig

[@BeanieGoth]

Ok but you could hear the power when he says “the children are fast, but biG BIRD IS *_FASTER_* “

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

• Undertaker • - yesssss

[@noodle8061]

*fear ensues*

[@avengingarcher727]

Abbaaaacchiooooooooooo

[@noodle8061]

We'll find big bird at area 51

[@nxbulous]

hah you died

[@hahanamegobrrr6667]

Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine is ecstasy, so basically it's : roses are red grass is green ecstasy

[@KairuHakubi]

My doctor works hard To help me to see But despite his best efforts Astigmatism me

[@interestingboyo790]

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap* Roses are red, grass is green, methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen? Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Just take a look at my gigantic peen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Said spleen five times, Constantine. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I snorted crack when I was a teen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I like women like a broom likes to lean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Mom always said to keep my room clean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

[@kingvii9896]

Its meth not xtc

[@mevicky100]

Roses are red, Grass is green, 🄼🄾🄻🄻🅈

[@Glowingfed]

king VII no, that is ecstasy or MDMA. Crystal meth is 2-Methamphetamine

[@gretaB64]

Roses are red, I have big eyelashes Teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes

[@eyelessjack8260]

LOL

[@eyelessjack8260]

@xXRadioactiveGoatXx What?

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

LOL

[@lexilala1968]

*_S Y L L L A B L E S_*

[@manamedan5428]

Keith Richards?

[@blakez_music]

Roses are red, Bees like to buzz, Roadwork ahead, Yeah, I sure hope it does.

[@Terry-wo4up]

Blake Seiter THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[@markduarte2179]

Bars

[@LilzMay-sk3ew]

Yes this is amazing😂

[@plavita803]

@@4n3m01a mEEEEE

[@brodybazzini6729]

Shut up drew

[@izzie9526]

Fun fact Methalinedioxymethanphetamine is the scienfific name of ecstasy.

[@swordscar6278]

nick of time I can get high and fancy

[@auser994]

You forgot 3,4

[@sovietpineapple7938]

And you misspelled it

[@lineworks7126]

I thought that was meth

[@1SingleT]

Interesting

[@aspergheist690]

"Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you" "There is no reason baked beans cant be a romantic meal for 2" "I beaned the rains down in Africa"

[@veethebeaniest]

“Life and ✨styyyylllleee✨ how to eat, most popi”

[@bruhmoment24]

roses are red money causes greed what did we learn? Charlie can't read

[@blueawesomedinosaur]

(Joke from another SootHouse video) *I CAN'T READ*

[@blueawesomedinosaur]

Correction : *were* for what you are spelling, but proper English grammar would be *am*.

[@TheLinposterIsSus]

The Yangem cute Moe?

[@TheLinposterIsSus]

The Yangem no...I'm not

[@TheLinposterIsSus]

The Yangem I don't get your weeb reference

[@sewer3352]

i asked my 6 yo sister to say methylenedioxymethamphetamine and she deadass looked at me and said 'i don't know that language'

[@ThePizzabrothersGaming]

I don't get what the problem is. Are people just not being taught how to read properly? just break it up in chunks

[@2intheampm512]

​​@@ThePizzabrothersGamingNot knowing how to pronounce the names of chemicals/pharmacological active agents, something even chemists regularly screw up or disagree with each other on, isn't the same thing as not knowing how to read properly lol

[@ozmiumYT]

people are being taught to break things up into chunks, but you gotta give a six year old a bit of slack for not knowing how to break up long words into chunks hey?

[@anxiety_ridden3]

Hear me out: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@Omnibushido-]

@@ThePizzabrothersGaming Or, you know, she’s fucking 6 lmao.

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

Drinking chocolate when the “cock rings” order was spoken and it was very nearly the last words I heard on this earth before I choked to death.

[@Ghoosteny]

You drank chocolate bars?

[@probablynotalatexshork5495]

@@Ghoosteny pain bricks

[@doplop]

you drank molten chocolate?

[@gh0st_p3pp3r7]

Underrated comment lmaoo

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

@@Ghoosteny lol I think my phone deleted the word "hot" before chocolate. Drinking molten chocolate sounds like a choice though

[@theatrickal]

Rose are red, pie is a fraction, How to fake sudden death to avoid social interaction.

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

*pi

[@MagisterialVoyager]

big mood, tbh

[@Augistic07]

Relatable

[@danielpignuola478]

Vex . ie nice, but pi cannot be written as a fraction. It is irrational.

[@rayzojams]

@@danielpignuola478 then you could say that it's ifractional

[@MarshalDoesStuff]

Roses are red and small as a mouse, My favorite channel is Soothouse.

[@SootHouse]

Roses are red you should come on our show Marshal... Come on our show Marshal..

[@getreal5895]

SootHouse COME ON OUR SHOW

[@Epic_Gamer__]

That’s gay

[@troclasklk3118]

Soothouse is actually bigger than your channel (the double ammount of subscribers)

[@ewankennedy5769]

SootHouse such literature

[@barbaro267]

Oh, the childhood joke of: "Roses are red Violets are blue This poem doesn't rhyme Refrigerator"

[@Seth_Cones]

barbaro267 bbc Merlin? Is that you?

[@santaclaus862]

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme but this one doesn’t

[@barbaro267]

@@santaclaus862 Forgot about that one lol

[@amplifiedapathy]

roses are red violets are blue this poem doesn’t rhyme my bad it do

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

Roses are blue Violets are red Not swapped I want beans

[@sampatterson8986]

Didn't know Shakespeare was still alive

[@Käbimees-p1t]

Sam Patterson WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?! Nice profile pic tho

[@lucagorosito3715]

go back to hoi4 you ogre

[@marjorievaughn5125]

Da fuq

[@WewosGaming]

i didnt know Shrek memes were still alive i guess we were both surprised today.

[@aimée_sao]

Sam Patterson yeah, but stephen hawking isn’t.

[@oshawott5308]

that’s the biggest word, Charlie’s ever seen. methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

[@fynnla.e]

Petition to make charile read llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwlllantrysiliogogogoch. If I spelt it right, it's a town here in Wales.

[@interestingboyo790]

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap* Roses are red, grass is green, methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen? Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Just take a look at my gigantic peen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Said spleen five times, Constantine. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I snorted crack when I was a teen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I like women like a broom likes to lean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Mom always said to keep my room clean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

[@pineape1053]

dust particle i no longer no how to say methylenedioxymethamphetamine

[@thailai3277]

you forgot the 3,4

[@hayden.8057]

Guys you forgot pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis And yes I spelled that right (NEW-mo-ul-tra-micro-scopic-SILICO-vol-can-o-con-iosis) A lung condition caused by inhaling microscopic silicone particles and some other micro particles near volcanoes (Hence “ultramicroscopic”, “silico”, and “volcano”) Enough of me spitting facts

[@Some-ux6ig]

Roses are red, my life is hell Mitochrondia is the powerhouse of the cell

[@galacticgamez1062]

Some 1 yes

[@mevicky100]

Maze bean

[@gothmoth3689]

@Ashley Drury maze bean

[@justadog8011]

Ryzio 76 maze bean

[@sabinastrash6813]

𝓜𝓪𝔃𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓷

[@milkweed6876]

Roses are red Cows have udders Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

[@plomps]

Roses are red Cows got udders Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

[@shinjiikari9444]

Roses are red Cows have udder Two gay lovers find out they're brothers

[@ahuman3871]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@fbiiscoming134]

roses are red money causes greed what did we learn gay ain't green

[@dorpin510]

*SUPER SMASH BROS*

[@mrx4022]

Roses are red I ate a cucumber Man arrested for shouting the devil's number

[@SirRayveltal]

Y u s

[@CinnabarCereal]

O frick

[@SuperSansCraftPhone]

Roses are red Engineers' job are to fix Man arrested after shouting six six six

[@Dysll]

Roses are red The fifth month is called May Study “claims” eating too many chicken nuggets can turn you gay

[@SuperSansCraftPhone]

I eat chicken tenders, am I gay according to "studies"

[@HaydenX]

Roses are red "I'll do it later" These are the words Of a procrastinator.

[@smugone3330]

I'll do it later

[@binnyknocks]

Smug One have you done it?

[@GoldenGodess223]

It's due by 11:59 by the way

[@namelastname766]

@@binnyknocks *sigh* Not yet, but I'll do it later.

[@BenD47]

Roses are red, That flow is pretty decent, Why'd you have to remind me that I lack motivation as of recent

[@evesning]

Charlie's so pure, you guys are mean, now I'm not sure- how do I pronounce Methylenedioxymethamphetamine?

[@bulliedkidstm8714]

Meth-a-leana-dioxy-metha-fetamine

[@ChrisJD44Gaming]

or just call it MDMA

[@talhozlin]

Scyphox that made it harder to pronounce, but thank you By the way you can also call it 3,4

[@Free_Krazy]

Why did i start reading this as a poem and for once i actually read something right.....

[@pray7056]

you just sniff it and then you know

[@metaluzaki1534]

Roses are red, the misssion is impossible, The "B" in LGBT stands for Bionicle.

[@Skitrex]

Bionicles. 👍

[@magicalmelancholy970]

I identify as Bionicle

[@borgkingerei6993]

Let's go Bionicle together

[@theriverstigs]

roses are red pay a sum of about tree fiddy LGBT stands for Luigi Got Big Tiddy

[@catrionaguinanify]

@Daniel Sniderman WOOOOOSH

[@crayonpartyz]

Roses are red, Red does glisten. *TedTalks but does TedListen*

[@galacticgamez1062]

sushi birb lol

[@rawbeefking866]

Glisten*

[@crayonpartyz]

@@rawbeefking866 thank you

[@uwantbepis]

Samsung, but did anyone hear it?

[@BuglordSupreme]

Roses are red, I ate some beans *THE NUMBERS, CHARLIE, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?*

[@axlthesnake]

Actual Moth oh no not math class

[@vuppet5684]

Soothouse is my favourite anime

[@americancheese9103]

Dead memes are my favorite anime

[@scyi.3665]

bet you didnt read the manga

[@icaruskirota2711]

200 LIKE NANI?!!!

[@Quibshire]

Can't wait for season 2

[@ggk912daniel]

anemia*

[@etherealcomplex6213]

Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English dictionary that isn’t the name of a chemical or a condition

[@petermarsella6537]

Roses are red, I'll commit plagiarism. The longest word in the dictionary is antidisestablishmentarianism

[@KairuHakubi]

Not a condition? then how is it they found a cure for it?

[@yeethittter1285]

Roses are red The real longest word is this v pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@KairuHakubi]

Not necessarily. I'm against a lot of things that are against other things, not because I'm for those other things but just because I think the opposition is doing a lot of harm. Making the other things feel like oppressed martyrs for example, legitimizing them by opposing instead of ignoring them.

[@KairuHakubi]

More like the people manufacturing the fictional "alt-right" to trigger people like you.

[@wackyfinn1984]

Roses are red Violets are blue I still have not learned the names Of all of you

[@NotHappernot]

Charlie(Blue), David(Green), Dan(Red), Jack(Yellow), Matt(Orange), Rhianna(Pink), George(Purple, and not in this video), and Wilbur(Gray)

[@bluebloodcell9420]

Useful! Thanks! :D

[@NotHappernot]

Yorha A2 no problem.

[@mysticdarkwing6560]

@@NotHappernot thank much fam

[@procommentr]

🎵THERES NOTHING GONNA TAKE ME AWAAAAAY FROM YOOOOU🎵 🎶DONT THINK I'LL EVER LEARN THE NAAAMES OF ALL OF YOOOU🎶

[@emiliagreen736]

Roses are red, white girls literally can't, Nothing is more inspirational, than "Eat Pant".

[@AbysmalGaming]

emilia green doesn’t rhyme lol.

[@daggereyesletsplay4923]

AbysmalGaming it is, when there is a comma, you pause for a second thus making it rhyme

[@thedidster4547]

This a GLORIOUS comment

[@Ribbons0121R121]

ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME

[@aekibunnie9746]

Me trying to pronounce pant as parnt

[@Rodent24]

roses are red, i started crying, everybody gangsta till comments start lying

[@waffleless]

BootHouse

[@bbcradio7180]

waffleless 🅱️ootHouse 💯💯👌👌👌

[@roxiep.8996]

boothouse to the head

[@Ribbons0121R121]

roses are red, violets are blue, your Ebay code is KFCJEW

[@ktony859]

😩👌💯💯🅱️

[@limedelta8]

🅱️oothouse

[@xavierreichel8254]

Roses are red, _bow down to your master_ _the children are fast but _*_Big Bird IS FASTER_*

[@ak47zgd70]

*Big* *Birb*

[@koisj8310]

Xavier Reichel *all hail the yellow bird*

[@diobrando9842]

Xavier Reichel what happened in 1845?

[@xavierreichel8254]

Dio Brando Florida and Texas became US states. The Raven got published. The rubber band was patented. An English bridge collapsed. The Irish potato famine started. A childbirth was anaesthetised for the first time. Many things happened. Take your pick.

[@diobrando9842]

Xavier Reichel it was a joke, in the post i have seen, Bellow the image there was a comment that said "what happened in 1845, then someone answered "is not the year, it's the kill count

[@prestongarvy7593]

I want a video of dan just sounding like wallace and saying "Evening gromit" "Where's the cheese?" "We need more crackers and cheese!" 2:51 this is where he sounds like wallace

[@joshrasinc7779]

I think it's actually 2:48

[@joaquinesquivel2109]

Yeah he really sounds like Wallace jesus christ its unreal

[@dr.altoclef9255]

“You can’t see me, Gromit.”

[@garfieldunderpants9914]

"I'm not dabbing, I'm looking at the floor for cheese."

[@veethebeaniest]

@@garfieldunderpants9914”I’m trying to find my *CHEEEEESSSEEEEE* “ “I also can’t seem to find Gromit!”

[@NateTVOfficial]

A nice, well-thought-out description.

[@bizarrebirch8281]

Nate TV you have big gay

[@Beatumpop]

yag gib evah uoy

[@akalichamp7030]

Beatum 38 this is advanced

[@DustMug]

Hey nate

[@spiffyandres2113]

Do you even dab

[@Anna-hb1fu]

Roses are red Cacti are prickly Can I just say That escalated quickly

[@chrisishere8673]

Roses are red Can I get a ride? I've got the power of God *and* anime on my side! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@theoldveteran1345]

ChrisTLS I’ve always love that meme, But I can give you a ride, In my mums car broom broom. *mothers walks over* “Get out me car” Aww

[@j.h170]

This comment is underrated.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

*_Wait,Stephen-_*

[@lisafischer5040]

*_METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE_*

[@Otaku3009]

Lisa Fischer MDMA

[@x99__]

Its easier to say if you split it into three parts

[@TheAntiCreator]

You forgot the 3,4-

[@psychopyro1012]

Roses are red, i want a soul mate disodium (2S,3R,4R,4aS,5aR,6aS,7aS,8R,9R,10R,11aR,12R,12aR,13aS,14aR)-10-[(2R,3R,4R,4aS,6S,7R,8aS)-6-[(1R,3R)-4-[(2S,3R,4R,4aS,6R,7R,8aS)-6-[(1R,3S,5R,7S,9R,10R,12R,13S,14S,16R,19S,21R,23S,25S,28R,30S)-25-[(1S,3R,5S,7R,9S,11S,14R,16S,18R,20S,21Z,24R,26S,28R,30S,32R,34R,35R,37S,39R,42S,44R)-11-[(1S,2R,4R,5S)-1,2-dihydroxy-4,5-dimethyloct-7-en-1-yl]-35-hydroxy-14,16,18,32,34,39,42,44-octamethyl-2,6,10,15,19,25,29,33,38,43-decaoxadecacyclo[22.21.0.0³,²⁰.0⁵,¹⁸.0⁷,¹⁶.0⁹,¹⁴.0²⁶,⁴⁴.0²⁸,⁴².0³⁰,³⁹.0³²,³⁷]pentatetracont-21-en-34-yl]-9,13-dihydroxy-3,7,14,19,30-pentamethyl-2,6,11,15,20,24,29-heptaoxaheptacyclo[17.12.0.0³,¹⁶.0⁵,¹⁴.0⁷,¹².0²¹,³⁰.0²³,²⁸]hentriacontan-10-yl]-3,4,7-trihydroxy-octahydropyrano[3,2-b]pyran-2-yl]-1,3-dihydroxybutyl]-3,4,7-trihydroxy-octahydropyrano[3,2-b]pyran-2-yl]-2-[(2S,3R)-2,3-dihydroxy-3-[(1S,3R,5S,6S,7R,8S,10R,11R,13S,15R,17S,19R,21R,22S,24S,25S,26R)-6,7,11,21,25-pentahydroxy-13,17-dimethyl-8-[(2R,3R,4R,7S,8R,9R,11R,13E)-3,8,11,15-tetrahydroxy-4,9,13-trimethyl-12-methylidene-7-(sulfonatooxy)pentadec-13-en-2-yl]-4,9,14,18,23,27-hexaoxahexacyclo[13.12.0.0³,¹³.0⁵,¹⁰.0¹⁷,²⁶.0¹⁹,²⁴]heptacosan-22-yl]propyl]-4,8,9,12-tetrahydroxy-hexadecahydro-2H-1,5,7,11,13-pentaoxapentacen-3-yl sulfate upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Maitotoxin_2D_structure.svg/822px-Maitotoxin_2D_structure.svg.png

[@jxnisnotfunny]

Douglas Neufeld *_e c s t a c y_*

[@cherrygum3800]

Roses are red That photo is blurry He Got caught by the police Because he was a furry

[@silvertheshinysylveon6646]

roses are red I think you messed up or I could just lend you a 9,999,999,999 pound cup

[@pamboo2346]

Roses are red, a female deer is called a "Doe" My Dad left to get milk where did he go?

[@squiggles6861]

it’s alright he stopped for cigarettes at cvs on his way back he’ll be here soon

[@joaquinesquivel2109]

@@squiggles6861 yeah and he stopped at walmart for tidepods for laundry

[@hakuyowane4505]

Think there's a typo in the desc. You misspelled "Sorrow."

[@skulduggerybob1938]

Ivypool of ThunderClan they were in one of sorrows vids

[@woodpencil441]

Ivypool of ThunderClan do you mean "sorrow tvizza"

[@ohiseethatsok7995]

At least it somewhat different

[@Silverwind87]

Roses are red, I'll see you tomorrow.

[@rubberduck1220]

Albert Nave 🤮

[@sacredyveltal4688]

*3,4-METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE*

[@sparkyboi7352]

Ecstasy my dude

[@quassseabass2770]

It’s just ecstasy

[@Starwynd3]

I have found god

[@eth0222]

Sacred Yveltal

[@marz7102]

This was the first SootHouse video I ever watched. Now that the channel's been dead for a while now, I've come back to revisit.

[@unseentactician]

i made a video on this subreddit too pls check it out :)

[@lowmax4431]

what happened to this channel?

[@fart63]

@@lowmax4431they weren’t able to compete with the Reddit channel factory that pumps out text to speech content

[@SD_yessir]

⁠@@lowmax4431They felt that Reddit content was getting dry and they wanted to finish while they had a good thing going instead of letting their channel slowly decline, so they disbanded.

[@justanedit001]

_Roses are red,_ _A type of dog is called greyhound,_ _Charlie should attempt,_ _To read the entire TITIN compound._

[@udbhavshrivastava]

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

[@ticktockbam]

Bruh

[@justanedit001]

ruby rose Longer with his stutter at long words

[@tamahawk175]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@tamahawk175]

it basically just means "you've inhaled a lot of very small particles that are tearing up your lungs when you breathe"

[@corebroth8793]

That poor dog looks so upset that he boot too big for he gotdamn feet

[@mariataylor2697]

“I’ve wet my bed overlord” “I’ve never wanted to die But now I do”

[@virgilcarteca1088]

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what we say But it just isn't true Roses are red And apples are too But violets are violet Violets aren't blue An orange is orange But Greenland ain't green A Pinky's not pink So what does it mean? To call something blue When it's not, we defile it But hey, what the heck It's hard to rhyme violet 🌹💠🌹💠🌹💠🌹💠🌹

[@timingegg7723]

👍

[@danknoodle657]

Future poet m8

[@SofterSocks]

You know, today's gonna be a good day

[@crownhimbo]

Why is this not more popular

[@spookyscarylamppost3431]

Fun fact: When the poem was made, Violets are said to be blue because the colour, violet, wasn't identified yet.

[@scoobydoo6773]

Roses are red, bow down to your master *Runs in fear* "No please.... s...s.. spare us" The children are fast..... "PLEASE, NO!" B U T B I G B I R D I S F A S T E R

[@lucabarrett2]

Hey that doesn't rhyme :(

[@woodpencil441]

Snipe LDOH didn't rhyme, disliked

[@rubberduck1220]

Snipe LDOH This comment is like a leaky fart. It’s like the person who wrote it read the original post, digested it and then shit happened and some of it spilled out here.

[@Clit_Yeastwood]

“I don’t think you know, how fast I really am” ~ Fucking Keemstar = Big Bird confirmed

[@rubberduck1220]

The main cause of warps in all of reality I know! I tried to give this guy the thumb down, but it doesn’t show and now I’m sad.

[@RTF8RH]

Roses are red, sparrows are birds, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia is ironically the fear of long words

[@SUPEREGOKARMA]

How do you even BEGIN to pronounce that?!?

[@Noodyourbiz]

Mary Poppins: *hears long word* *I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED* Bart And Bartholomew: NONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO Mary Poppins: *big inhale*

[@scoobydoo6773]

Roses are red, sugar is sweet H E B O O T T O O B I G F O R H E G O T D A M N F E E T

[@rubberduck1220]

Snipe LDOH Oh my, get diapers! Don’t spread it around like this.

[@flyingpiggles1034]

How u gonna just skip over *BIONICLE*

[@JoMiMi_h]

y

[@JoMiMi_h]

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[@JoMiMi_h]

u

[@JoMiMi_h]

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[@JoMiMi_h]

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[@foxtrotgaming4684]

Roses are red, Some boats are called barges, Man in elmo suit arrested for pedophilia charges

[@TheUnslainDragon]

THE NUMBERS, CHARLY, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

[@magicmintak]

*WHERE ARE THEY?*

[@b0nkbonk]

The Unslain Dragon did i just read.... charly.. with my own two eyes

[@b0nkbonk]

The Unslain Dragon it’s spelled charlie

[@clawcakes]

what the fuck is a charly

[@TheUnslainDragon]

Like I give a damn.

[@tombstonejones9581]

Roses are red Mario's rival is Bowser If you're feeling famished might I suggest you ingest trousers?

[@jessemccree8435]

Tombstone Jones underrated af

[@Bass_Goat53]

*EAT PANT*

[@audreydimmel6674]

"Hello Soothouse denizens." "Greetings Overlord." "I come presenting rhymes." *immediately likes the video*

[@mataschmata]

fun fact that dog pic is not the origin of the sentence "he boot too big for he gotdamn feet" it's actually a picture of a rooster with actual boots on.

[@ryanoat]

interesting

[@promise8614]

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I can't see.

[@promise8614]

Roses are red Everything sucks In Soothouse, everyone talks about cocks.

[@lunarequine7734]

Camilo Rosas it doesn’t rhyme.

[@promise8614]

княуѕαlιѕ i know.

[@villehaak7889]

Camilo Rosas How do you know what blind people see?

[@reybutsquishy]

княуѕαlιѕ whoosh

[@AlexanderFaux]

"roses are red, woe is me, I'm not in this photo and i think i should be" I've never related to a quote more

[@Lukemccarthy2011]

Roses are Red Violets are blue Wilbur is sad because Soothouse needs views **Drops Mic**

[@Lukemccarthy2011]

It's not supposed to be funny. Only to make certain people triggered because its true.

[@PaulPriebeMusic]

I’d pay to be in one of the discord calls

[@lordoxyn5099]

Lucky Luis they should legitimately make that a business $20 an hour in the discord

[@jeremyclarkson3527]

"roses are red, Giraffes live in the zoo" Yes David. I'm sure they do.

[@sinistrodellamorte]

Roses are red Officers scream "Freeze!" How to prevent hemorrhoids everytime i sneeze

[@erinlol4066]

3:16. ur welcome

[@revalanims5017]

3:25 Nobody: Actually nobody: Subtitles: *_the red grass is green_*

[@whosaidthisandthat]

mmm yess green red grass.

[@PotatoBullets115]

*THE NUMBERS, CHARLIE*

[@koldblaze6610]

*WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!*

[@carpetsmell2523]

Watchmojo: top 10 Anime betrayals Soothouse: Roses are red, I come from Dover.. what are you doing soothouse the videos over.

[@scratchboi28]

Roses are red, My Wii remote is white, Please send help, I've hit my friend with it twice.

[@colinwrye]

Roses are red, Grass is green, 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

[@IsaArts2930]

2:48 You had no idea how hard I was cracking up at this part

[@junipest9291]

Roses are red Trees produce wood Just killed a women Feelin' good

[@lokilord3169]

Roses are red, I've got a fact for you, Violets are purple, Not fucking blue!

[@Zakro116]

poor charlie isn’t used to the scientific names of drugs, he’s too pure

[@FruitKocktail]

That is the most depressing John Cena song ever

[@lymph_]

6:04 holy shit 10/10 singing right there gg david

[@cosmo8192]

Charlie is being bullied

[@user-qq4tj8gm8b]

he’s always being bullied.

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Roses are red, This poem has been sullied, Since when is Charlie not being bullied?

[@tp4bunghole108]

This video is sort of time capsule for that specific brand of reddit humour that doesn’t really exist anymore

[@alexwhipday3945]

Roses are red Violets are blue 20 million died of the Spanish Flu

[@WsgMark]

Roses are red Violets are blue Eat pant And my shoe

[@AshKetchum442]

i think of “my man’s got his jordan’s on” every time i see someone with jordans

[@lisafischer5040]

A quality video + Ebay's phone number *_C O N T E N T_*

[@Aethyx]

It's pronounced "methylenedioxymethamphetamine"

[@GaryIV]

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "methylenedioxymethamphetamine"

[@Aethyx]

Gary P. Oh my bad fam

[@antton9623]

Or just MDMA

[@xenny5358]

Thank you

[@Lunayvamp]

Aethyx IS THIS REALLY A FUCKING WORD

[@zenith8417]

""ROSES ARE RED GRASS IS GREEN THAT'S THE LARGEST WORD CHARLIE'S EVER SEEN" But definitely not the largest thing. 😉

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

Cheorge

[@juiciebox]

CHARLIE IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST I'M SORRY

[@lenny1134]

Roses are red, grass is green At 3AM i vaseleen my ween

[@interestingboyo790]

*Methylenedioxymethamphetamine: The Rap* Roses are red, grass is green, methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Whatchu talking 'bout, man, I don't know what you mean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Wanna see the largest thing the world has ever seen? Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Just take a look at my gigantic peen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Spleen, spleen, spleen spleen spleen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Said spleen five times, Constantine. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I snorted crack when I was a teen. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I like women like a broom likes to lean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Mom always said to keep my room clean. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. You know, not so sure if I'm super keen on methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

[@pyrrehraus6571]

I'd really love to be on Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu right now, the scenery is great there

[@leahflops9425]

Roses are red, the milks gone sour, Having killed the tooth fairy with a badminton racket, Elmo inherites her treasure and goes mad with power

[@direwolf8257]

Ra Ra Rasputin He is a edgy emo teen It was a shame how he carried on Ra Ra rasputin He just fell and hurt his spleen

[@KingHalbatorix]

*an* edgy emo teen

[@jasperfr]

Roses are red, Open the door, .. ..I don't know what to put here Roses are red, this poem is a mess, Maybe you should

[@ironmilutin]

I see what you were trying to do, doesn't really translate on non-english youtube

[@tazthetimepatroller2651]

Finish the test?

[@uneehq]

_clapp_

[@GESTOPTKANAALDJARO]

Roses are red, Open the door, .. ..I don't know what to put here Meer weergeven Roses are red, this poem is a mess, Maybe you should Minder weergeven It doesn't work for people who's KZbin is in a different language

[@maximalgamingnl9954]

Haha its funny because you don't expect the twist

[@gremlinwc8996]

Roses are red I'm part of society Right at this moment I'm filled with anxiety

[@benrogers8520]

Mood

[@keiranzettler9726]

Aren't we all

[@lazartrajkovic7972]

Roses are red Grass is greaner When i think of you I play with my weaner

[@jadenbates]

Roses are red He has the flab He is the globglogabgalab

[@cloudflame6662]

Jaden Bates n o

[@aestheticmangosareprettyni7142]

It always comes back to h a u n t m e

[@bleachedforeskin1431]

Why are you doing this, please make it stop. *It scares me*

[@Asocial-Canine]

The 1845 was actually the year, indicating that this is actually a colourised photo of the Irish Potato Famine, and the evidence that the massive loss of life was not due to illness or starvation, but what was locally known as "An Éan Mór"

[@skye_meeren]

charlie is the cutest thing im CRYING

[@marjorievaughn5125]

Roses are red, People are mean, Charlie can't pronounce methylenedioxymethamphedemin

[@bnw5435]

Drugs are bad, So don't do meth. Iggle Piggle is actually a sailor lost at sea, freezing to death.

[@frandatown]

Roses are red There is a diagnosis Called pneumonoultamicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

FrandaTown57 wow

[@yeetmcgeet9787]

5:41 "Sometimes he barks" Maybe it's because of the branch

[@hippityhoppityidontownanyp1690]

Roses are red, I drink amphetamine... "Yoda Dies After Overdosing On Ketamine"

[@shannons.7466]

(AS THE SUBTITLE TEXT I KNOW ALL)

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Alright there, "Kirby"

[@Crabbbage]

@@Hanhan-fi1dr yeah whoever did these subtitles can fuck right off. sub the video, don't try to be a comedian.

[@selkiefxs5000]

@@Crabbbage chill, its will who subs them take a joke

[@tbanderr]

r/sbubby make it happen

[@kcat420]

Let's make it happen

[@wanthun2699]

Or r/expanddong pls

[@karinaharvey658]

I fucking love sbubby

[@devinward461]

Mal EEF FREEF

[@Topikkaperna]

charlie never wants to spell finnish word "lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas".

[@direwolf8257]

Hippity Hoppity *RUSSIA CLAIM PROPERTY*

[@SevVonDoom]

Dire Wolf no

[@direwolf8257]

Mr. Gator *Да

[@ajoajoajoaj]

Gib Crimea backs plox

[@johannesdalseg5893]

Hippety hoppety Scare ukraine properly

[@M4SOPMODII]

Hippity Hoppity, there is no property.

[@craigfarley9926]

2:52 You can’t see me My time is now... if you don’t obey me I’ll show you how RKO out of no where

[@Glenn_Quaggs]

Roses are red ,Birds can fly, I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@Oyasumi05]

5:21 HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY THE RHYMING PART