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[@mmaster836]

I can't believe Robin would go as far as going to finland just to make us believe he has a finnish girlfriend.

[@ambiguousCrusteacean]

Yeah.. btw I think "she" Likes warrior cats

[@TheOblongTomato83]

I'm sorry, what?

[@frostthefox702]

@@ambiguousCrusteacean oh right i remember him saying he is gay or bi once

[@C0rnykurt]

Think he's bi (also mentioned he's not gay on Twitter I think)

[@frostthefox702]

@@C0rnykurt i heard him say he is gay in a video a WHILE BACK though it might not be true anymore and he might be bi or pan now since sexualities change for some people some times willingly

[@lainiru]

honestly, craigslist is the literal wild west. you could encounter some great dealers, but a bunch of people are the definition of "if bandits had a nice side"

[@cpufreak101]

Once on craigslist I found a guy with a listing for a single GTX 1080Ti. I went to buy it, and it turns out the dude owned an AI startup and had STACKS of GPU's for AI training and the 1080Ti's were from his previous generation trainers. I asked to buy 6 and got a nice bulk discount, and eventually even started buying other of his previous gen hardware to build into gaming PC's and resell. Profit margins have been great

[@vengeancethehomunculus4885]

I once saw someone listing a half eaten hotdog for 500 dollars on Craigslist

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

99thlikrr

[@lainiru]

​@@cpufreak101ggs

[@gscman10]

**b😂❤*LMK j(??​@@cpufreak101

[@thedoggoboi1979]

2:20 I actually counted all the bottles in this dew man, and it comes up to around 84 bottles of 2 litre (?) mountain dew bottles, and at 2.47 a pop, (at least where i live) that comes out to around 165.49 dollars, this dude is selling a dew man for four and a half times what it would cost to make one yourself, not including the adhesive to keep it together

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

Ad: "A vampire baby doll that needs a new family.. I know someone out there will love her!" In the Force: *Interested goth noises* Robin: "No, you hope. You hope someone out there will. But deep down you know no-one is. Ugh, God." In the Force: *Marginalised goth noises*

[@theclownsystem9429]

Lmao same here

[@justaperson4656]

@@theclownsystem9429 both a goth who is interested in vampire dolls AND someone with clown in their username? You're my new best friend

[@HarriAteTheBread]

im not a goth but hell yeah id buy that doll

[@mechengr1731]

The guard ducks one was hilarious. That person has talent in sales

[@theclownsystem9429]

Right? Now I want guard ducks lol

[@elliottdavie]

Where do buy guard duck, they not in the stock

[@lilinthia]

The thing is, guard ducks ARE an actual thing. They guard chickens because they tend to be more aggressive, but they are passive towards humans

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Either that or he's completely Quackers... Now, if he were offering Guard Swans, I'd be interested...those Fuckers are VICIOUS and can EASILY break human bones with a wing swat... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@deltahome6737]

At the beginning, he should have said, "2 grand, you must have some screws loose." I'll see myself out.

[@Laaks]

@00:56 He did not say, the items are free in terms of pricing. It is possible, the items are supposed to be freed from the chaos in that guys kitchen

[@afmf8700]

The description for the Iron Man screws reads: "Used with the legendary Mark 3. These screws went through epic moments while adventuring with Iron Man, they helped with the battle against Loki. These are undoubtedly highly valuable collectibles".

[@infiniteplanes5775]

I love the deadpan delivery the mini Robin that lives in my head gave for that

[@posthistoricdino422]

the monster is absolutely included in the mormon kit. mormons can be real fiends for energy drinks, depending on how they interpret the rule against "hot drinks." some see it as a ban on caffeine entirely, while others make it out as specifically coffee and tea. i have firsthand experience with an energy drink mormon. one night i was hanging out with a friend of mine when his dad offered to get us some drinks he liked. i tried it, thought it was pretty good, then proceeded to unknowingly ingest 300mg of caffeine as i sipped on my star blast bang throughout the night. i've been addicted to energy drinks ever since.

[@gayslaybestie9317]

emkay is just *sees upload* *abandons family* *furiously typing* “great video emkay :DD”

[@garfieldgarfy]

I want a crackhead Craigslist haul where someone just buys this stuff

[@garfieldgarfy]

@JamesGames ...featuring the emkay narrators

[@gabehart7898]

The person who was selling the prosthetic leg as a stocking stuffer just seemed like an amputee with an awesome sense of humor, a new fake leg and a reason to sell the old one haha

[@JesterofAces]

Fr

[@TacticalScythe]

Don't believe the "duck". He's actually a dog.

[@MGBARK]

Shhhhh

[@theorigamisnake]

i can’t believe i’ve been lied to

[@MegiMacaroni]

@@theorigamisnake and so the rumours are true...

[@thepurplevaporeon9781]

Dogs are just significantly worse ducks. Duck is duck

[@-i-eat-drywall-]

WHAT-

[@Nika-ig9zi]

Oh dear, I would have loved my own McDonalds playground as a kid! My parents were never able to get me back out of those xD

[@MGBARK]

Hi, I am duck

[@gayslaybestie9317]

dukc

[@theorigamisnake]

dalutations (duck salutations) update: i just read the comment DarryTotter left on this video. I can’t believe this. how dare you lie to us. i am betrayed. i am hurt. how could you.

[@No.NotAgain]

Do you liek pat pats

[@MGBARK]

@@No.NotAgain yes

[@Kai_The_Kai]

🦆 chain?

[@alrecks619]

Robin is noticeably smoother today, i wonder why...

[@impracticalnuke]

He went to Finland.

[@secretnya]

We had sunny weather for the first time in forever in Finland

[@bookvee]

​@@secretnya Wait... that can happen?

[@toryroseharris6153]

You know what, the free monsters make it worth it. Energy drinks are getting expensive nowadays.

[@CaptainDonut0]

8:29 that's no longer a potato. That's an Eldridge God in the making.

[@UrvineSpiegel]

12:15 hey man don't hate on Wendy's, just hate on their breakfast.

[@SiebayRoo]

The novelty of these fast food items is why they have any sort of value. I can’t explain it, but I can understand it. Heck, I’d take that Wendy’s sign if it lights up.

[@44Lives44]

I like these reddit memes and I hope you keep em up. They make my day. Hope you have a good day too.

[@f3ll30uch0npaws]

4:37 I am more committed. I will steal your entire house. Take that Craigslist Grinch!

[@RebbecaRat]

This persons on a whole different IQ spectrum

[@AceMcCrank]

2:25 if you look closely, you can see what looks like a person is still riding the Kawasaki too.

[@ghostchampion1252]

As for dew man… a bottle of Mountain Dew is about 2.28 (that’s per two liter). That’s means for just 50 bottles, you are spending about $114 USD (keep in mind that’s from my little corner in the Pacific Northwest). I counted 70 total bottles, that comes to a total of about $160. Now in this case we have a person who doesn’t have any idea how to calculate their hours worked on the project into the price of what they are selling. So given this knowledge, if we round up to about 300 to include cost of materials unseen, and add in time spent to throw this together, a fair price would be about 350 at its absolute highest.

[@dragonrobber]

I was raised Mormon and, not drinking caffeine was a big thing they always talked about. So, seeing the Monster Energy Drinks with Mormon bibles made me chuckle.

[@CainXVII]

I was thinking that too. They would probably not hand out Monster with their books.

[@brylythhighlights4335]

$4k is appropriate, even a bargain, for a proper play structure TBH

[@loriw2661]

Lol! It was so worth it to come here and hear Robin say, “Man-bear-pig”!!

[@MGBARK]

7:54 I will do it for a couple bread crumbs

[@waymire01]

To be fair those commercial grade playsets are insanely expensive, like 30-50k, and virtually indestructible. You would pay close to that price for a new wooden one with a decent tube slide alone and it would last a few years. I say it's a steal.

[@uwva4640]

2:35 did he not see the skeleton and the shoes that are berried on the bike :sob:

[@theleastgreatestgamer7522]

1:53 my neighbor had a doll like that. Scared the living hell out of me

[@stevenjones5850]

Used to rent a room on a farm. Farmer had skunks. A lot of them. Turns out skunk are basically like cats. And oh boi, they keep a things away.

[@Jackred94]

I love how Robin takes every post so seriously XD

[@yelljal2764]

1:21 Honestly that is pretty cool. As long as it was sterile I would definitely pick that up. I find vintage (sterile) medical equipment fascinating.

[@Telhias]

How can they SWEETEN the deal when that Monster is a zero sugar abomination? Like it doesn't make sense!

[@matthewschuh3332]

As for ride share; if you don't like Lyft or Uber but don't wanna come across as a freak, there's Facebook groups that do practically the same thing. Usually pays slightly better than Lyft used to.

[@lordmandy5445]

Robin, your south park references get me through the day.

[@FushiguroTojl]

anybody notice the leg sticking out next to the bike at 2:29

[@MuzikBike]

I absolutely did and have many questions.

[@kaycep6819]

I went back for this comment alone. I too have questions. Wtf

[@ZOMBIETHEROBOT2018]

did the man die?

[@CainXVII]

I feel like that has to be fake. Or very, very local quicksand.

[@higgsboston6727]

fun fact: the Mtn dew man would be estimated at around 336 dollars! there is 48 bottles of mtn dew there and a 2 liter cost 7 dollars.

[@spongebobsexypants]

Where do you live that a 2 liter costs 7 dollars?! In oklahoma it's less than 3 bucks.

[@TheFoolishBoxertonNoname]

Robin I am going to tell you this, but it got down to -11 degrees F last night, but not a lot of snow. The Freezing Winds were down to at least -20 degrees.

[@darthvader7147]

did anyone else notice the shoe had a skeleton connected to it at 2:30 or just me?

[@autobotjazz1972]

- sees Obi Juan Kenobi - I don't want to live on this planet any more....

[@MGBARK]

is chicken nuggets (or different shaped chicken nuggets) normal to eat with ketchup. my mom says its weird while the rest of my family says its good

[@Thetiredturtle672]

It is perfectly normal, you my duck friend are fine

[@logangaming1103]

Do you like Dino nuggets

[@MGBARK]

@@logangaming1103 never had before

[@breadmusic1]

Its normal with ketchup, IDK what your mom is thinking.

[@andreichua6740]

no? chicken nuggets are chicken nuggets

[@stamp8520]

14:35 ive never heard robin this sad before and i just want to say that i understand

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

0:16 haggle them down a bit and you have a car for the 24 hours of Lemons ( not LeMons)

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

@JamesGames If you sell of stuff from the car you don't need, you can use that towards the budget, if I remember correctly. Things like the radio and back seats.

[@grandmasteryoda5983]

The peanut butter one is wild 💀

[@manu_solano]

0:05 that’s like 100 dollars, but still way too expensive hahaha

[@VMarshmallo]

Stool sample had me wheezing 😂😂😂

[@leonardoflorestellez5450]

If anyone was wondering the first submission says "used in the legendary Mark 3 these screws have gone thru epic moments in iromans's adventures, they helped in the battle against Loki Without a doubt these are collection pieces with a high value." oh and the price is on pesos not in dollars so in reality they would be around a hundred dollars

[@SkittleJuice2]

0:32 I can’t believe I have to say it, but people, please do NOT sell my home on Craigslist. I live there. It’s not for rent.

[@realgod1002]

16:20... That actually works tho. there have been people who started with a small thing and managed to trade it to an actual car... it requires a very long chain of trades but it has been done before

[@herusolares5320]

11:40 that doll belongs outside on your stoop, in order to make the joke.

[@WetDoggo]

the stool sample is amazing 😂

[@Gabonation]

I would love to get a sample of that stool

[@vickter47]

The 100 bags for a 100$ "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE" is funny to me because 9 or so years ago I lived in Farmington NM and they were going to ban all plastic bags I don't know if it ever past but yeah "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE" is a delusional half truth

[@wigwagstudios2474]

2:51 there's collectors of this stuff, they'd absolutely FOAM to see that being sold for $75. as a fire alarm collector i would foam if i saw a 10 inch bell from a school being sold for the same price

[@wigwagstudios2474]

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[@jackorider_zero]

6:45 ima go because it's so worth it for the monsters. omfg im an energy drink addict, but also if they make me sit and do a session ima come pre baked as i do to everything so it'll be more fun

[@Arewmon]

I see no reason why those ducks were on this sub. Those are some quality ducks and the person giving them away is truly generous.

[@Max_Pendragon]

"my wifi ain't so strong right now" sounds like someone should have bought the AOL 100 free hours gold

[@WolfgangDoW]

PSA: Chocolate is POISONOUS for dogs, cats, and yes foxes too. Do not feed chocolate to any animals, and take them straight to the vet if they do, as it can be fatal even

[@StuartLittlesNo1Hater]

My stupid orange cat has eaten 3 brownies and half a hersheys bar and somehow still isn't dead

[@humbleebumblee]

The tires aren't camouflage because they aren't made from the same material, they're rubber.

[@fruitsalad5976]

I'm impressed with how well you said narangba! From a local brissie good job! Just gotta listen to narangba timbers radio add and get the song stuck in your head now 😂😂😂

[@Hilde.T.H]

Someone should give Robin some cookies

[@lindapatton4478]

That 'free' headline. Sometimes when you try to list a price, it won't let you. You have to put the price in the description with a big disclaimer "NO, it's not free, the stupid app wouldn't let me put a price!"

[@angelmonstera]

Dude ain't lying about guard ducks. I have a flock of 6 and they don't screw around with letting those they don't know into their territory/yard

[@anonymousman3623]

2:34 YO THERE ARE SHOES THERE

[@ArtamStudio]

3:50 preach! Loathe graded & slabbed never-touched everything!

[@Galacticwolf_115]

2:34 there is a boot there!

[@fundude6127]

Can’t believe Robin believes the old play place was only worth 35 dollars. Choosing beggar

[@MMSpooky]

2:01 that kind of shit is fully expected from Narangba.

[@xarakiel7724]

2:30 .... sooo... we just gonna ignore the boots sticking out of the ground?.....

[@katiearbuckle9017]

I would like to Hire that Grinch too... Not many Pro Grinchs out there... Plenty of Santas... But Grinch is not done much.

[@justaperson4656]

I quite like that vampire baby doll, reminds me of scary bearies in TS3. Be good for a faceup too. £10 is a steal if you ask me

[@stephaniemiller3981]

The Mountain Dew man is made out of 67 bottles from what I can tell, which, each can be bought for about 4$, so would be equivalent to around 268 USD, so add that together plus let's say 32$ for manual labour, the Mountain Dew man would be approximately worth 300$

[@andrewlanglois6362]

3:59 The lightsaber is blue... Nope, throughout the first four movies, Kenobi had a green lightsaber. This is a unique new skin though.

[@JEPNation]

Am I the only one who noticed the boots sticking out of the mud with the dirt bike? And, asking for a friend, does it come with the dude? Edit: here’s time stamp 2:28

[@dlfoster311]

the person is there too

[@ShroomShroomSharoom]

I know many who have bought that snoop on a stoop, they absolutely were selling fast

[@ATM648]

15:55 is somehow peak comedy

[@erinnteeter]

WATA graded a sealed counterfeit game recently. According to WATA it's a legit NES that's worth a fair bit of money. They also grade things they own... then list them for sale.

[@Tony36271]

I seen a video of the grinch guy, it’s a legitimate service and he is definitely worth it for the reaction of the kids!

[@TheVaur2]

14:44 you got a PO box? If yes, I'll send some cookies.

[@Milton2k]

2:31 Forget about the bike... why are boots in there?

[@Reticulating-Splines]

2:37 Looks like you get a free body with that kawasaki, great deal

[@emmettmcnally740]

They list stuff as free so it shows up first in results

[@michealbounds550]

Guard Duck!? I know exactly what to get the Click. 🦆

[@meeheeheehee]

Absolutely love the grinch one

[@PinkAgaricus]

The fox one is also an r/facepalm. Yea, I hope they're joking, since a fox is a wild animal and not a stray dog. That fox is probably even more confused than the person who took it in thinking it was a dog, and that's why its so frustrated and destroying stuff, it just wants to be outside and left alone. It's a WILD ANIMAL GOSH DARN IT, it has no owner, please just put it outside and let it roam away. That person sounds blind, so blind that a fox looks like a dog to them.

[@crosshair058]

I have a snoop dog elf on the shelf and we call it snoop on the stoop lol

[@kgdraws2009]

Welp, time to go to Bricklink and make myself an Obi-Juan Kenobi.

[@ZA-mb5di]

2:35 bruh there's still a guy on it

[@rey1818]

That chicken strip better have honey with it or else I'm not spending $5 for it. Also if I wanted a duck I'd go find the customer who brought their ducks into my work once and get more than 10

[@michael1234252]

Those snowplow crocs is something that @UnnecessaryInventions would make.

[@beanisntavailable]

f in the chat for my boy david

[@woofless3246]

2:20 i count 65 bottles in dew man, and google says the large ones cost $2.48 in walmart, so 65 x $2.48 comes out to about $161, not 90

[@AMindlessFan]

The thumbnail confused me💀 but great video!

[@Gamemaster-64]

2:30 Don't think that what it means to be a dirt bike.

[@nicorednose]

nah the guy who’s selling keplar b lives near me :skull!

[@user-kp6ej2bd8o]

12:27 Greatest timing ever

[@batou486]

0:40 you see this everywhere on Facebook cars, kitchen supplies, electronics, etc.

[@alexisvulfiaawenfern8112]

0:13 Remindes me of the music video of Acid Rain