r/Cursedcomments | pop pop??

[@cam3llia__]

We need to give Robbin an oscar just because he has to deal with reddit, and its even worse that he has to deal with needing to look at eye bleach every two posts

[@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130]

well yes

[@vanlampham2557]

3:55 it’s not plastic it’s actually some type of asian burrito.

[@Jooshey]

robin* lol

[@br8973]

@@vanlampham2557 thats rrice paper

[@italmwtlksd]

A Hero for us

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

I like that cursedcomments can turn anything wholesome to cursed in a few words sometimes lmao

[@Idkbro726]

Fucking bots are taking over

[@plurtology2-961]

Yea

[@MavRambles]

@@Idkbro726 honestly, they're everywhere

[@Idkbro726]

@@MavRambles that’s y I said they r taking over

[@markherrera7640]

Yeah, it’s fucking hilarious

[@YourLocalNobody420]

“What’s poppin, I’m robin” After all this time, he finally said it.

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Now let's make him say something else

[@arcticthehunter7099]

True

[@arcticthehunter7099]

@twotoastoneBread No

[@skywz]

4:34 fun fact: somebody once got Doom for the N64 running on a digital pregnancy test. And on pretty much any other platform too, apparently that game is ridiculously easy to port.

[@shanoobs8383]

No it didn’t actually run on the pregnancy test. All he did was put a tiny screen in one

[@comradekatyusha]

And yet, my computer can't

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Soon on Nokia and brick

[@psicopaticduck]

And yet there is no doom 64 for smartphones

[@manderain7150]

@@shanoobs8383 REALLY?

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

Canonically speaking, Pearl was left on Mr. Krabs' doorstep when she was a baby. He just decided to raise her on his own.

[@SupriyoChowdhury5201]

Oh father chan lift me harder

[@snow4806]

@@SupriyoChowdhury5201 No just no plz

[@TheGreatHalberd]

Adopted

[@lmao1660]

@@SupriyoChowdhury5201 please, no

[@ImDarkran]

@@SupriyoChowdhury5201 YOU DONT SAY THAT *YOU DO NOT SAY THAT.*

[@edgeofthedelta8057]

fun fact: this is the first time I noticed youtube updated and I hate it

[@asphodel09]

Oof

[@br8973]

What update?

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Nice Ramsey icon.

[@Victor-xg6xn]

@@br8973 idk

[@youraveragejoelol]

What’s the update

[@rollingthunder1043]

5:35 If we assume this is America and he donated as often as he's allowed to, consistently, for those 60 years, that guy could donate once every 56 days. That's a total of 391 donations, with each donation totalling roughly a pint. You can donate platelets as often as once a week, but not more than 24 times in the same year.

[@ewankirby7627]

neat

[@emilchandran546]

He is Australian. He donated 1173 before reaching the donor age limit of 81. He donated mostly plasma which can be done every two weeks. This explains why he was able to donate so much more than suggested above. The maximum donation is over 800ml but I can’t find more detail. Assuming each of his 1173 donations was 800ml his lifetime total would be 938.4 L. 1000L is one ton of water is one cubic metre. Isn’t metric beautiful. So for Americans this is over double the volume of a large modern fridge. Last time I donated it was 824mL which was for clinical use and that was lower than usual, I think normally 860mL. Of course I’m not sure of donation volumes and frequencies going back to the fifties so I’m not exactly sure. Of this figure. For his efforts he received the Order of Australia Medal. (OAM) which is like a knighthood in the UK and idk what in the US.

[@emilchandran546]

Rather it’s like an OBE in the UK

[@efu2046]

@@emilchandran546 But is it more than the blood at the elevator scene in The Shining tho

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Still. What a noble man.

[@temboks1616]

Fun fact: the kid who ate so called “plastic” it was actually rice paper Edit: rice paper is chewy if you put it in hot water

[@Lazytreepanda]

Lol I was about to comment this

[@rebuskecebong]

I love rice papers

[@mrchickinman9984]

spring rolls go brrrrr

[@temboks1616]

@@mrchickinman9984 spring rolls?

[@mrchickinman9984]

@@temboks1616 asian rice roll that uses rice paper

[@amassivespacedwarf2221]

As someone who hunts (and is bad at it) I fully agree. Guns were originally, and still are, mainly for making human shaped corpses. Now, bows on the other hand...

[@Pickleboy908]

I like how the kid wasn’t even eating plastic it was dry rice paper

[@theslavicdoomerandfighter2631]

Poor pop is just tired of everyone's crap.

[@theslavicdoomerandfighter2631]

@thanks Ⰲ

[@kayleewilson8740]

I so needed an Emkay video right now, you don’t even know how much

[@SpectralLumo]

Well, how much?

[@kayleewilson8740]

A lot, a I was pretty sick and generally awful but started to feel better as soon as saw that an Emkay video was posted

[@SpectralLumo]

@@kayleewilson8740 oH. I didn't genuinely expect a response. I hope you get to feeling better, and happy emkay videos are a good thing for you-

[@kayleewilson8740]

@@SpectralLumo yeah, thank you. I hope you have a nice day today

[@DailyJuicyFacts]

“What’s popping, I’m Robin” always get me

[@RGC_animation]

This subreddit in a nutshell: Yesterday, I asked you ruin something wholesome in one sentence.

[@iblamecohen]

The difference between a cult and a religion is just time, a religion starts as a cult, then when it gains a fock ton more people, it becomes a religion

[@chippsowo]

So cristianity was at some point a cult? (Jk)

[@alex2005z]

@@chippsowo yes

[@iblamecohen]

@@chippsowo i mean… it still is technically one

[@purpleli4760]

Not time, people. It doesn't even have to be people who believe, just people who accept.

[@iblamecohen]

@@purpleli4760 very wise. Let me ask Purple, are you religious?

[@reddracen2193]

8:23: Idk why, but I just laughed my ass off at what Robin said here.

[@cosmicgirl996]

lmao i just skipped there without context bc 823 is my lucky number; i was not disappointed

[@Draven_The_Hunter]

Fun fact: If you drowned yourself you will die

[@Shisnobi]

😮

[@djdragons69420]

Let me try, wish me luck

[@Draven_The_Hunter]

@@djdragons69420 so how'd it go

[@Draven_The_Hunter]

@ELmO Is HerE FoR YUoR BeAnS!1!ONE11!#ThankYouScott you think he's ok in sure he just hasn't got to it yet

[@lillianpeyton6929]

Bro I was in class once and this deaf girl just goes “ if the heart stops you will die”

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

0:53 legends say that the corpse song was blasted

[@lillianpeyton6929]

Which one

[@pigruler_6416]

“Hey hey, what’s poppin I’m Robin” YEEEEEEES I JOLED ON MU FREAKING YOGURT

[@speedysoul69]

IVE BEEN NEEDING THESE WORDS FOR SINCE HE STARTED

[@Sp33dster96]

I fucking love the censorship noises your editors make. Gets me every time lol

[@m.k.1640]

"sometimes my grandpa takes a nap in the onion fields" HEY! HEY! GRANDPA WATCH OUT THE COMBINE IS COMING!

[@randaranatunga7259]

Since this is r/cursedcomments I will say that until rather recently, red food coloring is as made by drying up and crushing and pulverizing small red bugs called Cochineal Beetles

[@theaveragememelord759]

I'm sorry *WHAT?!*

[@purpleli4760]

Yum. Extra protein. (Adding to the cursed)

[@jasonbrose6743]

forbidden fun dip

[@watchstuff5679]

Hmmm wtf

[@galaxywanderer5508]

I've known that for a while and chosen to ignore it like I did with hotdogs. Tho I dont eat hotdogs much.

[@MilesL.auto-train4013]

I also remember in that episode of Tom & Jerry, he hatches from an egg right next to Tom instead of his actual momma. Towards the end, despite all of Jerry's warnings, he learns Tom *isn't* his momma, he becomes suicidal, realizing he was meant to be food to his not-momma. He goes overt to a boiling pot, while Tom watches him say, 'Goodbye momma, Istill love you." He plugs his nose (?), jumps in, and... Tom catches him, having morality sweep over him, complete with a tearful 'NO!!' The episode ends with Tom pretending to be a duck for the duckling, and it ends on a high note.

[@omegadragons321]

what.

[@MilesL.auto-train4013]

@@omegadragons321 That was a legitimate episode, no word of a lie.

[@Kævog]

I feel bad for this man who has to deal with reddit EVERYDAY.

[@peregrine4709]

4:54 ok, power V, punch II, multishot, flame, unbreaking III *WAIT FLAME?*

[@HauntedAnimations]

r/holthefuckup

[@alekthecool123]

They may just have an STD

[@sopix7761]

Seems correct to me, sometimes it's just fricking boiling for no reason

[@novastorm8416]

8:03 that reminds me of that one cards against humanity card

[@yourweirduncle4441]

My nephew told me about this channel.......its great i might thank him

[@empathnation5433]

Y'all are so amazing at this!! I'd never be able to understand all these jokes and references and such.

[@jessicarobertson6635]

5:40 Thats a recently discovered marine worm from the arctic :D It doesn’t have a common name but the scientific name is Eulagisca gigantea 👍

[@erinsmith1111]

Thank you, I have been looking for this comment.

[@babowasalwayshere]

Somehow I'm not surprised it came from the sea. It does look kind of like a mermaid for centipedes tbh

[@amigogaming4134]

Welp I know when I'm never going ever Also thanks for the info

[@aquapenguin9697]

I'm surprised it's not from Australia

[@mythbinks600]

2:00 ME: "Hey, Jesus can you please touch the water fountain?" Jesus "Ok sure" *2 mins later* Lucifer: "Ok let me just go get water real quick" *chocks on water* ME: "Mr. Morningstar are you ok?" Lucifer: "The water is... Spicy" Jesus: "Taste fine to me" *Jesus and I look at each other* 😉😉

[@nethowarrior3294]

I don't think wine is spicy...

[@mythbinks600]

@@nethowarrior3294 Lucifer will think other wise

[@beanlordd9444]

3:55 As a Vietnamese seeing a kid calling plain rice paper plastic makes me want to agree on so many levels

[@barneydinosaur4898]

1:24 thats actually a part of the comic though

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: your bones are wet

[@anono_amoos528]

what now

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

…

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Your teeth are the only bones you clean

[@ianalexandergironlara5589]

@TommyInnit 🅥 😡😠😠😡😠😠

[@jeffle0n]

@TommyInnit 🅥 WHAT IS WITH THE RELIGIOUS SONG SPAMMERS?

[@alicewilloughby4318]

2:03 - WHEEEEE! Now I'm EAGER to come to work every day! (or would be, if I weren't retired.) 4:46 - One shark, two mermaids. Let the port art begin. 6:18 - OHG, that is the most adorable thing I've seen since... I don't even know when!

[@paperpalproductions7459]

Great videos as always always makes me smile every video

[@highspeakerofthesluglord3475]

The knight was gonna do it until the dragon said "Here to slay me with THAT little thing?" again.

[@MellonCandy]

Thank you for this

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

i’d only say that after eyebleach

[@GlitchedMuse]

Fun fact! It is a canonical fact, that Donkey is one of those kids in Panokio that gets turned into a donkey.

[@YouTubes_NPC]

P A N O K I O

[@ethantran178]

4:01 He isn't actually eating plastic, he's eating rice paper which is healthy for people.

[@Lazyspacee]

3:35 That’s not plastic it’s rice paper when put into hot water it turns into a single layer of rice that you often used to wrap the salad rolls

[@oioioioioi994]

So he's either really dumb or really smart

[@awesomestyles]

9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 323rd day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!

[@ashuraya5755]

1:01 he left a tramp stamp

[@jjim6477]

3:56 that’s rice paper 💀💀

[@CertifiedMizuki]

the first one the dragon and knight was so messed up but i enjoy it. the: “so thats how donkey did it?” cracked me up so bad i fell out of bed-

[@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades]

The first one's honestly still kinda wholesome.

[@Zaluuk]

3:15 Mom: "Take out the trash" Me: **Visible Confusion**

[@GrandpaStories826]

Emkay always finds a way to make everyone's day happier, he inspired me to create my own KZbin channel❤️💖

[@inqyr4707]

I feel like I've seen you comment this before

[@BorgbmusWagarardorachinirogrum]

Bot

[@TheHotBlade]

r/nobodyasked

[@Kool-aidz]

@@TheHotBlade are you fr? 😀

[@squishmellow3]

@TommyInnit 🅥 nice fake checkmark bot, so damn obvious.

[@crimil494]

Its hilarious to hear the emkay cencoring sound so many times in a short period of time

[@themostirrelevantgamer3930]

1:23 that's not even a cursed comment, it's just what happens in the original comic

[@quantumtabbylargo7457]

Wait really?

[@amateurvacuum]

@@quantumtabbylargo7457 yes

[@Stick_and_stone]

4:54 So accurate, every single one of those enchantments apply to real life.

[@metallabx407]

Flame?

[@catsareyes6446]

Apprentnly making a “Jesus can turn water to wine” joke is cursed.

[@TheRealMikanTsumiki]

4:45 I love how I already know that fact through a smut fic between a robot and a dead body

[@fluffystuff500]

8:13 Men don't vibrate, Paul. (At least not most of the time. I know seizures exist)

[@DB--wt7kp]

the “what the dog doing?” In the credits had me 💀😂😂😂😂

[@lettuce9588]

Robin and Damien are my favorite

[@DrfgFfg-w6z]

Holy I found one of the only cursed comments Emkay videos I haven't watched. I STUCK GOLD

[@issaschwartzcipriani6279]

I have a bunch of rainbow bracelets in the box I keep my glasses in and whenever one falls out I say "Oops my gay is escaping" this has nothing to do with the video, I just thought I'd bring it up

[@theayooyaeht7262]

2:56 that is the best man I have ever seen on Reddit, with a whopping 8 awards!

[@randomwolfboi7866]

4:48 It's been too late... *I've seen things*

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

robin: i wonder if it's the same as the amount of blood that came out of the elevator in- me: OOHHH PLEASE BE AN ACE ATTORNEY REFERENCE PLEASE BE AN ACE ATTORNEY REFERENCE IT WOULD BE SO DARK BUT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS- robin: the shining me: oh

[@killerofthenightofficial]

Btw: background music is Mr King Dice's theme

[@Logistics_personal-traffic_jam]

Im~ mister king dice, I’m the garest in the land~, I~ never play nice, Im the Devils right Hand man~

[@kryten1016]

You’re a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy fan? This channel just gets better and better

[@tooth2887]

with the "dont give hentai artists ideas" i was also gonna say they know.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

Instead of saying "PC" and "Mac," I say "Windows," "Mac," and "Linux," because a Mac is a PC.

[@xero_3901]

RIP to all popcorn dead from the title!

[@RatsMysteryCheese]

The noise for the blocking the curse words add funny points.

[@RainBlossom]

1:15 OH NO HILDA AND HILBERT-

[@Vivi_sf]

I knew there was something familiar there!

[@Richtofen-gy9cj]

Actually, it's Black and White, their manga counterparts

[@RainBlossom]

@@Richtofen-gy9cj It's kinda a either or situation lol

[@Vivi_sf]

@@Richtofen-gy9cj same shit

[@Richtofen-gy9cj]

@@Vivi_sf While that might be the case for Black. White has a different backstory and age

[@NecrochildK]

3:35 I mean it’s been mentioned once at the very least that Mr. Krabs adopted Pearl when she was a baby.

[@Cam-pz3bk]

Fun fact: there are not 42 who can be first.

[@merplet1562]

i like how robin basically turns to these to basically stop getting mad, but then gets pissed off an irritable almost through the whole video lmao

[@nurhaqim7159]

2:23 that why I asked my mom to cook that

[@jollytree2042]

This is a good mix of cursed pain and cursed funny

[@tranquility6789]

I’m so done by the curse censor sound effect 😂😂😂

[@tranquility6789]

5:30

[@ceobugged_1060]

emkay's videos will always find more ways to entertain me

[@taabrisk]

Day 1 of waiting for Hi I'm Jack and I'm asking for my money back.

[@CirnoTheFumo]

Free cursed comment Africa should be called The nether since they don't have water there

[@Cherry2569]

Fun fact: i like to eat food

[@oioioioioi994]

Fun fact: I like to drink water

[@Leiijeudemonigseu]

The best thing about Emkay is seeing how he will censor swear words each time

[@YourLocalNobody420]

“All Mac computers are PCs too” Finally someone who’s not dumb enough to immediately think that windows means PC

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Language evolves.

[@YourLocalNobody420]

@@Joseph_Drew_III this was two years ago

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

@@YourLocalNobody420 And?

[@jiangchengeyerollissamood2530]

“Third wheeling w a toxic couple is litttt” Until one of them shouts they’re gonna crash the car while you’re in the backseat...

[@franklinbakerjr9655]

Lol I love Ace Vane and his content

[@TheLocomono9]

so the man who gave blood math time. You can give 1 liter a month on average for a person. He did this for 6 decades. 60x12=720. man gave 720 liters, which is nearly 200 gallons. Which visually is 2/3 of a kiddie pool

[@Nek000]

PEARL IS CANONICALLY 16 N O /j/lh

[@BreadMasterKalorie]

I was wheezing the entire video

[@hungariancountryball2928]

Oh god

[@LuzNoceda511]

3:28 Neptune Make Smart Fish, Smart Fish Kill Dub Fish, Krab Is Soldier, Krab Kill Dumb Whale, Krab See Baby Dumb Whale, Krab Raise Baby Dumb Whale, Krab Uses Dead Dumb Mommy Whale As Krabby Patty. *NOW THAT'S SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BELONG ON R/CURSEDCOMMENTS*

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 397 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@jotarokujo8990]

@TommyInnit 🅥 n o

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@TommyInnit 🅥 hey spam account of TommyInnit! Leave!!

[@_cupid.banana.cat_]

Im exited for day 400 of this

[@mach.in.a]

honestly, i'm at that point of my mcu phase that i'm not even focusing on the cursed comments, i'm just happy to understand the references-

[@jarekhartwell6235]

Yes this is my new favorite censor sound. Keep it!

[@zimmygirl777]

Stay away from Slender Man. That won’t be an issue. I’m staying at least six feet away from him.😨👻

[@jdouglas143143]

Right now there are 69 r/cursedcomment videos

[@cristsan4171]

What's little but makes loud pop pop sound when popped? Children being shot to death by Anakin $kywalker with an American Woke Taliban for a lifesaber.

[@Angel7131000]

TW: loss of child The worst advice I have ever received was that having a miscarriage was the best for me and that I should leave my husband. She said this after I told her I had a miscarriage.

[@6die9ne]

One conversation I overheard between my cousin (after a miscarriage) and my aunt (her mother) was her mom telling her that she didn't need kids and "didn't feel enough emotion for it to work".

[@bbysiea]

The children gathered, crying with joy. One of the little boys exclaimed; "Finally! We can get our inhertiance!'.

[@AngelDemonDevil_Imacrazybeing]

I am literally blushing right now. 😳😳😳😳😳

[@yarisher3127]

2:16 is actually very relatable. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOUR PARENTS

[@GiovannisDaedra]

0:43 Nothing could've prepared me for this

[@YourLocalNobody420]

The censorship just gets better and better

[@fizzaroli1247]

Cleetus had been up for three days drinking paint thinner, but he knows what he saw.

[@soggysocks1238]

5:04 He gave most likely around 169,200ml of blood in those 60 years. (6 for the amount of donations you can give in a year, 60 for the years, and 470 for the amount of blood given at each appointment, here's the math: 6×7=360 360×470=169,200)