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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@bananaz4204
@bananaz4204 4 жыл бұрын
jack: *if you're not wearing headphones...* me: *NOOOOOOOOO ITS TOO LATE* jack: *then go grab some headphones seriously* me: *at the hospital* *
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
EmKay hand hopes you get better!
@vrm4965
@vrm4965 4 жыл бұрын
I-
@eggbig3448
@eggbig3448 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay you mean your backwards ealbow?
@totallybloom
@totallybloom 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny, didn't laugh.
@bloupy-s-n-a-c
@bloupy-s-n-a-c 4 жыл бұрын
wait wait wait. wha-
@nerdoftheatre
@nerdoftheatre 4 жыл бұрын
"Not everyone wants to hear what you're watching." Jokes on you cause I'm alone for the day.
@adelphascars2902
@adelphascars2902 4 жыл бұрын
Turn around... I'll keep you company...
@It-me-gog
@It-me-gog 4 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@janreiafrica
@janreiafrica 4 жыл бұрын
"Jokes on you cause I'm alone -for the day.- " FTFY
@iamstuckunderthewater7415
@iamstuckunderthewater7415 4 жыл бұрын
Hah! Jokes on you! 😐 . . . 😥
@evol5765
@evol5765 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes on him, I’m in a room alone.
@jasonsmith4591
@jasonsmith4591 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve just started watching and only saw the old episodes and watching this he’s sounds a lot more happy and excited
@olihat8798
@olihat8798 4 жыл бұрын
Well, that’s because Damien was voicing the older episodes. But yeah he sounds much happier
@le.banana
@le.banana 4 жыл бұрын
It's another guy....
@brandonpoveromo2741
@brandonpoveromo2741 4 жыл бұрын
@@olihat8798 what happened to Damien 😭
@griffinmartin3812
@griffinmartin3812 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Poveromo he got his own channel
@themaskedrussian236
@themaskedrussian236 4 жыл бұрын
Dose anyone else feel like emkay lost subscribers
@torbjorn630
@torbjorn630 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: *Calls me out for skipping ahead* Me: *Skips back* Me: You can't call me out now
@freddyfazbear1949
@freddyfazbear1949 3 жыл бұрын
"Foundation restored"
@alastor1776
@alastor1776 3 жыл бұрын
In the screen rant one they are talking about a detail in the infinity stone not the Stone it’s self I know it’s just for laughs but I just want to say
@afriendlycampfire260
@afriendlycampfire260 3 жыл бұрын
A simple but quiet unbreakable spell
@Enjinercraft
@Enjinercraft 2 жыл бұрын
You may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting
@notlucas6859
@notlucas6859 4 жыл бұрын
"blueberries are the only berries named after a color!" HELLO? BLACKBERRIES? im still getting notifications from this like a million years later
@atlasisimaginary
@atlasisimaginary 4 жыл бұрын
Black is a shade
@MayAHee-yt7dp
@MayAHee-yt7dp 4 жыл бұрын
Kuu its still a colour right?
@sumi_luu
@sumi_luu 4 жыл бұрын
MINT?
@therealkenny6
@therealkenny6 4 жыл бұрын
I mean if you want to be a smartass you can argue that black isn’t a color, it’s the absence of color, but yeah oranges exist so that person is equally an idiot.
@atlasisimaginary
@atlasisimaginary 4 жыл бұрын
The Real Kenny G orangeberries?
@number1peepersfan
@number1peepersfan 4 жыл бұрын
When you skip 10 seconds ahead: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
@alphaundpinsel2431
@alphaundpinsel2431 4 жыл бұрын
I'm the 69th nice, no need to thank me homie
@blade5445
@blade5445 4 жыл бұрын
Is that Rudy in your pfp?
@number1peepersfan
@number1peepersfan 4 жыл бұрын
@@blade5445 ah, you are one cultured individual. Thank you.
@poza8349
@poza8349 4 жыл бұрын
Wikidog noice pfp
@blade5445
@blade5445 4 жыл бұрын
@@number1peepersfan look at my pfp. Its a scene from the office recreated in acnh.
@Cdog-yn9dw
@Cdog-yn9dw 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: You may want to put on headphones Me: reaches for headphones Also Jack: *Moans loudly and aggressively* Me: In shock My mom: *death stare intensifies*
@shushiiii
@shushiiii 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, yes. Except I have headphones! 😏 But that was very weird...
@whosaidthisandthat
@whosaidthisandthat 4 жыл бұрын
HANNNAaNNyWay🥵😩
@catt_6413
@catt_6413 4 жыл бұрын
Same :'))
@enderredacted112
@enderredacted112 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAAHAAHA WHEN WILL YOU ALL LEEAARRNN >:DD
@witheringflies
@witheringflies 4 жыл бұрын
Hm. Amateur. I always wear headphones.
@chocopankaze
@chocopankaze 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: moans loudly Me: *moans aggressively louder*
@toro_caspi4191
@toro_caspi4191 4 жыл бұрын
O_o
@mds67991
@mds67991 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you just have to assert your dominance.
@leonpb1409
@leonpb1409 4 жыл бұрын
r/madlads
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 4 жыл бұрын
Powerful.
@PaleNoFace
@PaleNoFace 4 жыл бұрын
That's a power move if I ever saw one.
@mars-ge9yk
@mars-ge9yk 4 жыл бұрын
jack giving the headphone warning me: *it's time to run boys*
@DrelvanianGuardOffic
@DrelvanianGuardOffic 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: "Drink milk. It's good for your bones." PETA: "DID YOU HEAR HIM? HE SAID IT'S BAD FOR YOUR BONES!"
@agentchaos5751
@agentchaos5751 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking it was real for a while 'till 9:41 happened.
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 жыл бұрын
but it does increase risk of cancer
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 жыл бұрын
@@agentchaos5751 it does,prooven by non-peta sources,especually for breast cancer
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 жыл бұрын
@@agentchaos5751 a new zealnd helth documnetary made last year,i dink but plenty of sites sya da same thing,increased risk due to da hormones in da milk search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=opera2&p=milk+increase+risk+of+breast+cancer
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 жыл бұрын
@@agentchaos5751 cause and increase risk r two different things
@FloatMan84
@FloatMan84 4 жыл бұрын
With the avocado pic, I love how this person is cutting up a miracle with how small the seed was... too bad the world gave an idiot this beautiful masterpiece of Mother Nature.
@KiraMermaid
@KiraMermaid 4 жыл бұрын
They were on Worst Cooks in America for a reason
@FloatMan84
@FloatMan84 4 жыл бұрын
KiraMermaid facts
@haarisaslam3666
@haarisaslam3666 4 жыл бұрын
“Not everyone wants to hear what your watching.” Jokes on you I’m at my grandmas and she’s deaf.
@bokocop5725
@bokocop5725 4 жыл бұрын
that.. still doesn't make her *want to* hear what you're watching
@night5505
@night5505 4 жыл бұрын
Bokocop what if she doesn’t?
@Liselyne
@Liselyne 4 жыл бұрын
@@bokocop5725 if shes deaf she probably does-
@cattywampus8127
@cattywampus8127 4 жыл бұрын
HACKS
@originaluseername
@originaluseername 4 жыл бұрын
*you're
@vintageprince826
@vintageprince826 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: use headphones. Me: I fear no man, **puts the volume louder without any headphones** Edit: ...
@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh
@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me what your reaction was
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 4 жыл бұрын
@@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh to what?
@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh
@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh 4 жыл бұрын
@@JaelinBezel *THE BEGINNING*
@Vortex-ze9iw
@Vortex-ze9iw 4 жыл бұрын
Karma TuT just maybe idk
@ihavenojams3000
@ihavenojams3000 4 жыл бұрын
I just made the loudest laugh I had ever made thank you :)
@kain_des
@kain_des 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: *Proceeds to moan* Me,on ipad that has no headphone accessory: *Frantically trying to turn down volume* My dad in the distance: PORN?!-
@stormsnow5260
@stormsnow5260 4 жыл бұрын
Stepdad w-what are you doing?
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
@Storm Snow *”Oh, don’t worry. Me and mommy were just having our nightly wrestling match. UwU”* *Plot twist: your brother and your mom were the ones having the wrestling match. Your stepfather was out to the mall.*
@_yonder_
@_yonder_ 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened in the middle of the night
@weinerlord
@weinerlord 3 жыл бұрын
Im glad I'm safe.
@vakancy
@vakancy 3 жыл бұрын
and kids this is why you etheir buy a device with headphone jack or wriless ear/headphones
@danielzimmerman4501
@danielzimmerman4501 4 жыл бұрын
"Blueberries are the only fruit named after colors." Oranges:" Am I a joke to you?"
@g01d3nfreddyYT
@g01d3nfreddyYT 4 жыл бұрын
@Gavin Griffith correct, before orange was called either red, yellow, or red-yellow. similar to lime, which was more recent though. it was yellow-green before but is now lime.
@flying_gorilla8069
@flying_gorilla8069 4 жыл бұрын
Blueberry is more on the black side When squished, they become purple When skinned, they become green
@kaidouhottopicgiftcard
@kaidouhottopicgiftcard 3 жыл бұрын
@@flying_gorilla8069 they are technically purple so yeah
@ygaming8880
@ygaming8880 3 жыл бұрын
*Angry blackberry noises*
@tristanhernandez3982
@tristanhernandez3982 3 жыл бұрын
Pissed blue raspberry noises
@ivothemoth2346
@ivothemoth2346 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Blueberry is the only fruit named after a color Me: What about Blackberry?
@maddythelion
@maddythelion 4 жыл бұрын
@Cube Boi The fruit came first (and it was called a norange) and the colour was named after the fruit. :)
@maddythelion
@maddythelion 4 жыл бұрын
Good point! Also redcurrant? 🤔
@Maya-Jasper
@Maya-Jasper 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing that I was thinking...
@aerinnn.
@aerinnn. 4 жыл бұрын
Blackberries are super dark violet but not black
@Maya-Jasper
@Maya-Jasper 4 жыл бұрын
@@aerinnn. you can think what you want but they were named after a color
@supurflufybuny
@supurflufybuny 4 жыл бұрын
My Comment: Hi!! My brain: *this is on because you don’t have a joke yes*
@darkodjn3175
@darkodjn3175 4 жыл бұрын
Hello!
@zoewhatley7262
@zoewhatley7262 4 жыл бұрын
Aeryn Draws hi
@clay3436
@clay3436 4 жыл бұрын
Want a joke? Look in the mirror
@FemboyCommie
@FemboyCommie 4 жыл бұрын
@@clay3436 So u.
@pugsly810
@pugsly810 4 жыл бұрын
@@clay3436 no you
@KiraMermaid
@KiraMermaid 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: Calls out Screen Rant and gives props to Pitch Meetings Me: YES!! Also me: Now I wanna watch some Pitch Meetings....
@lmcgregoruk
@lmcgregoruk 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Pitch Meetings is tight.
@JayMick
@JayMick 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan George is my hero. I love him.
@guysama8547
@guysama8547 4 жыл бұрын
@@lmcgregoruk and it's super easy barely an inconvenience
@ink6527
@ink6527 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes pitch meetings I want one really soon ; -;
@bliss_3037
@bliss_3037 4 жыл бұрын
Me: **doesn’t listen to the headphone warning** Jack: **fucking moans** Me: **frantically shutting my laptop and screaming**
@blitz_playz437
@blitz_playz437 3 жыл бұрын
Jack:*moans* Me:ok so I know I'm not straight anymore
@playernotfound7860
@playernotfound7860 4 жыл бұрын
3:40 before anyone says orange to their statement, fun fact: the English word for the color comes from the french word for the fruit. Before that people just basically called it "yellow-red". also fun fact: you will likely never need to know this. though it is good if you are into trivia.
@garchompy_1561
@garchompy_1561 4 жыл бұрын
love that the "turn 360 degrees and walk away" meme is now too old for some people to know about it
@roughrdr
@roughrdr 4 жыл бұрын
When I last played WoW, last year or so there were still trolls using it.
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 жыл бұрын
i used to have a xbox keyword used too it broke may it rest in peace
@zkgamer1091
@zkgamer1091 4 жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call math 😂
@someperson760
@someperson760 4 жыл бұрын
Garchompy _ what?
@someperson760
@someperson760 4 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@infinitykitty4060
@infinitykitty4060 4 жыл бұрын
I love when Emkay posts. It always makes me smile. Even if it isn't R/Mademesmile I love the narrators. They're all creative in their own way to make all the photos funny and awesome!
@zantetsuken-zero
@zantetsuken-zero 4 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite ones are Robin and Lexi
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
@@zantetsuken-zero We all kneel before Queen Lexi
@infinitykitty4060
@infinitykitty4060 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I GOT A HEART! Thank you so much! That's amazing!
@JayMick
@JayMick 4 жыл бұрын
Jack's a bit too crazy for me personally. It's like he always has too many shots of coffee before a video.
@zantetsuken-zero
@zantetsuken-zero 4 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit a reply and a heart from the gods themselves
@rfmerrill
@rfmerrill 4 жыл бұрын
"Panther" is actually a vague term that doesn't refer to a specific species of cat. So yes, lions are panthers.
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer 4 жыл бұрын
rfmerrill so then the pink panther is a lion? And all species of cats?
@rfmerrill
@rfmerrill 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dovah_Slayer The pink panther honestly looks like a puma (which is technically not a panther but people call them one anyway sometimes). But he could be a leopard or jaguar.
@rfmerrill
@rfmerrill 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dovah_Slayer The subfamily Pantherinae includes lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, snow leopards and clouded leopards. You could refer to any of those as 'panthers'. People often refer to mountain lions/cougars/pumas as 'panthers' as well, even though they are in the Felinae subfamily with the small cats.
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer 4 жыл бұрын
rfmerrill so by my understanding he might be to some people and he might not be?
@justsomenessiewithinternet53
@justsomenessiewithinternet53 3 жыл бұрын
@@RTDelete Only MatPat can solve this puzzle.
@snailsand
@snailsand 3 жыл бұрын
every episode jack is in always has a part with him talking about how much he loves air friers, and i love it.
@Jake_Josh
@Jake_Josh 4 жыл бұрын
Fake Mr. Beast: I give out money. Real Mr. Beast: I give out Honey. See the difference. 5 year old: They’re the same picture.
@goopgup7751
@goopgup7751 4 жыл бұрын
jack: get your headphone! me: pfff Yolo jack: moans me: no no, he had a point
@ourcommunism148
@ourcommunism148 4 жыл бұрын
WE had a point
@AWP_Luka_H
@AWP_Luka_H 4 жыл бұрын
@@ourcommunism148 yes comrade
@brysonkuhn3290
@brysonkuhn3290 4 жыл бұрын
0:30 That ain't even a '57 T-Bird, that's a '69 or '70 charger.
@kylebrody1401
@kylebrody1401 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely seems more like a 68.It’s not as boxy as the 70 in the front. Plus the grill isn’t split.
@levil4523
@levil4523 4 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad someone else noticed that wasn’t a tbird
@lachlanmackay8899
@lachlanmackay8899 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy someone else noticed that even when jack didnt
@brysonkuhn3290
@brysonkuhn3290 4 жыл бұрын
@@kylebrody1401 your right. I found the exact picture of the car www.hemmings.com/stories/article/second-act-1968-dodge-charger-r-t/amp
@duckwithabs4537
@duckwithabs4537 4 жыл бұрын
EmKay: are aliens even technically animals? hmm? that should be in r/Facepalm.
@novabova07
@novabova07 4 жыл бұрын
Am I stupid? I don’t understand the problem...
@MarriedMule
@MarriedMule 3 жыл бұрын
"the ocean?!" Shows great lake. This is definitely how Wisconsin sees the great lakes.
@bird2793
@bird2793 3 жыл бұрын
He actually made me Google "distance from Milwaukee to WI" and feel like an idiot. (0 MI?) Apparently the results he was showing to the geographic center of WI!
@sebonator3000
@sebonator3000 4 жыл бұрын
0:36 the thing is, that there's a Dodge Charger R/T from 1969, and not 1957 Ford Thunderbird
@sebonator3000
@sebonator3000 4 жыл бұрын
@@nobody7817 oh yeah. I've mistaken it with the Challenger. Sorry
@wee3609
@wee3609 4 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was going to say. I was just scrolling the comments to make sure no one else noticed
@LieutenantDonkey
@LieutenantDonkey 4 жыл бұрын
I though I was the only one who picked this up. Good spot
@fireyburst3798
@fireyburst3798 4 жыл бұрын
jack: wear some headphones me watching from a TV: *Visible Confusion*
@captainrob5371
@captainrob5371 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Okay then, I'm just gonna watch it with headphones. Me a few seconds later: God, I just avoided being grounded from the internet for a month-
@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500
@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 4 жыл бұрын
Same here-
@jamieackermancote5064
@jamieackermancote5064 4 жыл бұрын
saame
@NoName-ld7gg
@NoName-ld7gg 4 жыл бұрын
*Your child walks in* “Mommy, daddy, what are you doing?” *Brother says: We were just, um, wrestling.* *Child replies* “I love wrestling! Can I join?!!” *Brother and mom... surprised Pickachu face*
@MiloWildfire
@MiloWildfire 4 жыл бұрын
5:32 English isn't my first language, but even my head hurts after seeing that
@sappf2596
@sappf2596 4 жыл бұрын
Why did it sound it like he was doing an Indian accent when he was using Wikipedia to prove that India is in Asia
@acreativename3310
@acreativename3310 3 жыл бұрын
I mean I am Indian and tbh no that didnt sound like a fake accent, am just glad that someone finally called the idioticity of the „India isnt Asia“ argument.
@CantThinkOfAName1
@CantThinkOfAName1 4 жыл бұрын
My volume was on max, and my younger brother was sitting on the couch. Jack moaned louder than a 1 trillion ton pile of tnt
@adamniepowiemtego6011
@adamniepowiemtego6011 3 жыл бұрын
*What was that sound?* *Umm... Nothing.*
@LilyTheMemelord
@LilyTheMemelord 4 жыл бұрын
person: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color orange: *am i a joke to you?*
@someguyfromhell1544
@someguyfromhell1544 4 жыл бұрын
Orange was named before the color
@emilymurray9010
@emilymurray9010 4 жыл бұрын
Blackberries, blackcurrant, redcurrant
@Maya-Jasper
@Maya-Jasper 4 жыл бұрын
Blackberries...
@whitesugar486
@whitesugar486 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t forget about watermelon
@Maya-Jasper
@Maya-Jasper 4 жыл бұрын
@@whitesugar486 what? How was watermelon named after a color?
@youfoundtodd5216
@youfoundtodd5216 4 жыл бұрын
“If your not wearing headphones...” *instantly turns volume to 1*
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 4 жыл бұрын
English is doomend. Native speakers can't understand the difference between you are and your.
@jk_the_tyro
@jk_the_tyro 4 жыл бұрын
@@Scarletraven87 a bruhmoment indeed
@ltsglitch
@ltsglitch 3 жыл бұрын
you are lucky I didn't get it in time also I was at a GameStop and everyone was there like hold on what the f#ck (it happened cuz my headphones unplugged)
@PigIlFigo32
@PigIlFigo32 4 жыл бұрын
0:33 that's a dodge charger lol
@reidelcoulson
@reidelcoulson 4 жыл бұрын
glad i wasnt the only one to pick up on that
@kennpeters1973
@kennpeters1973 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. Glad I wasn't the only one to catch that. Love these vids and the narrators, but sometimes they miss the actual facepalm or hmmm point of a picture or post.
@Broccolie
@Broccolie 3 жыл бұрын
11:06 your right. Pitch meetings are *tight!*
@DarrylPanji
@DarrylPanji 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit Fun fact 2: Tangerines have the color orange and oranges have the color tangerine
@davinwilliams3130
@davinwilliams3130 4 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore blackberries?
@DarrylPanji
@DarrylPanji 4 жыл бұрын
@@davinwilliams3130 I'm just telling you that orange is named after the fruit
@nemmnemms
@nemmnemms 4 жыл бұрын
Or the fruit is named after the color
@visionflix2202
@visionflix2202 4 жыл бұрын
So are lemons
@OwlpoAnimations
@OwlpoAnimations 4 жыл бұрын
MrNugget no the color is named after the fruit. Even though the fruit is a different color then what we consider orange today.
@ryan-fc6qt
@ryan-fc6qt 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re not paralyzed, you just permanently can’t move”
@jupitersukimaru2358
@jupitersukimaru2358 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color. Oranges: Am I a joke to you?
@abhrajitdhar4628
@abhrajitdhar4628 4 жыл бұрын
The colour orange was named after the fruit
@Invalidsyntx
@Invalidsyntx 4 жыл бұрын
What about Blackcurrant and Redcurrants?
@tommyrasmussen2337
@tommyrasmussen2337 4 жыл бұрын
no the color was named after the fruit orange
@EzekielSimonn
@EzekielSimonn 4 жыл бұрын
What about potatoes?
@dvision4203
@dvision4203 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I went looking for a comment. The color is named after the fruit. You're welcome
@federalbureauofinvestigati919
@federalbureauofinvestigati919 4 жыл бұрын
0:27 Roses are red Violets are blue We have your location We’re coming for you
@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 жыл бұрын
jokes on you I live in ravenholm
@exolitealt3502
@exolitealt3502 3 жыл бұрын
“Still going to rate this a one BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LEARN THINGS!” My favourite Jack quote.
@GustavRex
@GustavRex 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, you need to strap down everything you're transporting, but you can't strap down gravel. They should put it in a bag, and then strap the bag down.
@kylebear8101
@kylebear8101 4 жыл бұрын
Or use a tarp lol
@SapLeaf471
@SapLeaf471 4 жыл бұрын
8:53 i watched the original video and it was a test to see how to get a video to go viral. the thumbnail and title were one of the ways he tried to do so
@starplatinum7111
@starplatinum7111 4 жыл бұрын
Oi
@kaylebdamaso1770
@kaylebdamaso1770 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: “It never happens once” The screen: 20:20:20 2020 Me: There’s gonna be a second 2020?!!
@ryan-ln2hx
@ryan-ln2hx 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500
@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 4 жыл бұрын
Oh frick-
@diamondcreeper0982
@diamondcreeper0982 4 жыл бұрын
no, the stupidity part was the tonight part and since they didn't have and dates and months on calenders cannot go more than 12 so it's impossible to have a moment where all of the numbers are more 12 but until year 121212 or 11111 or 101010 or 9999 or 8888 or 7777 and ... we are not going to have the date-time to match together based on my calculation. I'm maybe wrong
@block2533
@block2533 4 жыл бұрын
“I know my geography!” Lake Michigan: *IS AN OCEAN*
@thatntr4146
@thatntr4146 3 жыл бұрын
Smh my head
@minerexsss
@minerexsss 4 жыл бұрын
0:27 Dude, I had my volume on max, after that I had to get my ass up and check if nobody is in the house right now!
@adamniepowiemtego6011
@adamniepowiemtego6011 3 жыл бұрын
Okay please read my next written sentence as LOUD you can. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and H.
@msbellebelle
@msbellebelle 4 жыл бұрын
8:51 the joke of that video was that he was just trying to ask his subscribers to watch the video over and over, which a surprising amount of people did, actually. In a few of his other videos, he goes through his reddit and theres a ton of people watching that video on multiple different screens. Edit: he also made a followup video titled "This video will NOT go viral"
@ohewwy3184
@ohewwy3184 4 жыл бұрын
I think I lost it when he started pronouncing Illinois several different ways and went with the most absurd sounding one, lol
@Dominic2078
@Dominic2078 4 жыл бұрын
1:47 Into the ocean Me, who lives in people in the Midwest. You mean the large lake, right?
@levygaming3133
@levygaming3133 4 жыл бұрын
Also they could travel in almost any direction away from the Great Lakes and wouldn’t have to end up in Wisconsin.
@kaz8515
@kaz8515 3 жыл бұрын
I never knew Jack could make that sound so perfectly as well-
@itssoda6774
@itssoda6774 4 жыл бұрын
I love how enthusiastic Jack is
@elizany76
@elizany76 4 жыл бұрын
Jack why.., my headphones just broke... C’mon...
@rj28sc
@rj28sc 4 жыл бұрын
"Fun fat: blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour" Orange: "Am I a joke to you!?"
@wandering_fruitloaf7396
@wandering_fruitloaf7396 4 жыл бұрын
The colour was named after the fruit apparently
@attackonlob
@attackonlob 4 жыл бұрын
Me: starts watching without headphones Me 15 seconds later: *visible regret*
@minerexsss
@minerexsss 4 жыл бұрын
9:41 Nice!~ I love these musical moments.
@leviadams3080
@leviadams3080 3 жыл бұрын
1:35 A bunch of seniors bought cards with something similar to this with the same punchline on it for a senior prank a couple years ago. They put them all over the place, and they still show up from time to time.
@RickyDrpd
@RickyDrpd 4 жыл бұрын
I was actually facepalming when he said "yea into the ocean. I know my geology maps" when that was lake michigan
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 4 жыл бұрын
Not just any author, it's *the* author. Bow down to thee. Ah yes, Spain. Home of pizza, pasta, and Venice
@lunamoon6185
@lunamoon6185 4 жыл бұрын
Me: brings a snack to school My Teacher: have you brought enough for your flow comrades? *communism detected*
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 4 жыл бұрын
You: What are you, a communist?
@megannewell2133
@megannewell2133 4 жыл бұрын
Your teacher: HAND OVER THE TAKIS
@haarisaslam3666
@haarisaslam3666 4 жыл бұрын
You: NEVER! TIL DEATH DO US PART!
@vanukas8783
@vanukas8783 4 жыл бұрын
@@haarisaslam3666 ask Hitler how that went
@nerdsrus3857
@nerdsrus3857 3 жыл бұрын
3:58 I don't care if this wasn't a big bang theory reference, I love it
@IsomerMashups
@IsomerMashups 4 жыл бұрын
"Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour." _The oranges are requesting your location._
@kendal59
@kendal59 4 жыл бұрын
blackberries
@jean-thecrazyone8267
@jean-thecrazyone8267 3 жыл бұрын
Tangerine
@Slferon
@Slferon 4 жыл бұрын
I have my headphones unplugged but near me, you can't stop me Edit: how did i fall for the same trap twice
@Ker0sFat3_
@Ker0sFat3_ 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: you might wanna put on headphones also Jack a few seconds later: moans
@totallybloom
@totallybloom 4 жыл бұрын
Moans :o
@cruxnajii2056
@cruxnajii2056 4 жыл бұрын
Jack "Are aliens even considered animals?" My response: "If it's sentient, it's not bestiality."
@dry5778
@dry5778 4 жыл бұрын
Dolphins
@noonesarino7913
@noonesarino7913 4 жыл бұрын
It Jack
@geedub88
@geedub88 4 жыл бұрын
But... animals are sentient. I think I missed a joke here.
@ryan-ln2hx
@ryan-ln2hx 4 жыл бұрын
Wait
@obinnanwakwue5735
@obinnanwakwue5735 4 жыл бұрын
Yes officer, this comment right here
@kizzamate
@kizzamate 4 жыл бұрын
When he said grab the headphones I grabbed my set and I was really glad I did, Jesus
@cacofany1
@cacofany1 3 жыл бұрын
I skipped ahead just to be a jerk, then I got curious and went back, many regrets.
@minerxen
@minerxen 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@netrix7494
@netrix7494 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyy JackSucksAtLife was the dude who tried getting the virtual video but failed!
@netrix7494
@netrix7494 4 жыл бұрын
@Xubse I got this notification when I was waching one of his many play button videos lmao I was so confused
@somepansimp9250
@somepansimp9250 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm glad I ain’t the only one who noticed
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 жыл бұрын
Milwaukee is literally in Wisconsin so yes it’s Wisconsin
@aquawoelfly
@aquawoelfly 4 жыл бұрын
But its 70mi from milwuakee so..... thats Mi In Il or Wi. I think MN and I are to far. I have no clue what Google maps he pulled up because that isn't even Wi dells. Its just a generic place in Wi neer Ripon. I knew that without regoogling because its my moms Alma Matta is ripon college and she spoke of going to green lake on the weekends.
@erickpoorbaugh6728
@erickpoorbaugh6728 4 жыл бұрын
@@aquawoelfly That's just the place that Google Maps takes you if you tell it to take you from Milwaukee to "Wisconsin" (I just tried it myself to confirm). No idea why Google Maps uses that location (it's not even the center of the state), but that's what it does.
@firecarter319
@firecarter319 4 жыл бұрын
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 I think it might be going to Wisconsin Dells. I saw that too and I went no wtf Milwaukee is in Wisconsin Edit: Nevermind just looked it up that's 120 miles so I have no idea
@aquawoelfly
@aquawoelfly 4 жыл бұрын
@@firecarter319 its basicly RIPON wisconsin.
@aquawoelfly
@aquawoelfly 4 жыл бұрын
@@FutabaJRYT how dare you question the aliveness of immortal fearless leader who facts rainbows? Lol
@Alexbalto
@Alexbalto 4 жыл бұрын
I love how people in the comments talking about jack’s moaning and their reactions 😂
@satanopia7655
@satanopia7655 4 жыл бұрын
me: arrives early. bots: dont lie, who's been a fan of emkay before june.
@Jake_Josh
@Jake_Josh 4 жыл бұрын
Correct.
@TheAndermany
@TheAndermany 4 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan at around 1k
@manzoh2248
@manzoh2248 4 жыл бұрын
The Andermany I am the first subscriber
@landsbergnascimento3008
@landsbergnascimento3008 4 жыл бұрын
H I S N O T W R O N G
@landsbergnascimento3008
@landsbergnascimento3008 4 жыл бұрын
@@manzoh2248 n o
@popeoftheheavenlysauce349
@popeoftheheavenlysauce349 3 жыл бұрын
4:13 I love this for one reason. Just imagine someone looking at an Xbox 360, just to spin 360 degrees then start moonwalking away.
@peytonjanes
@peytonjanes 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, to show how extra the XBOX is by making a useless turn to do something you could've down without doing the turn.
@Earth-jg1ku
@Earth-jg1ku 4 жыл бұрын
3:40, Fine, I guess oranges don’t exist anymore!
@glowingfox704
@glowingfox704 4 жыл бұрын
3:48 I love how this is 2 sided because for the first tweet, I might as well mention blackberries. For the second tweet, it is pretty obvious.
@lizcatty9281
@lizcatty9281 4 жыл бұрын
& oranges 😉
@0zymandias_666
@0zymandias_666 4 жыл бұрын
@@lizcatty9281 the color orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around.
@truedraigongaming5732
@truedraigongaming5732 4 жыл бұрын
@@0zymandias_666 I'm not sure but i think she was joking
@truedraigongaming5732
@truedraigongaming5732 4 жыл бұрын
@@nobody7817 I'm not sure but i think she was joking
@sparkling_h2o895
@sparkling_h2o895 4 жыл бұрын
EmKay: "you better not skip 10 seconds" Me: skips 5 seconds
@met9966
@met9966 4 жыл бұрын
Jack:I know my geology I went to Google Maps Me "cry from laughter" I know it old but never falls to make me laugh
@PeterJamesVillegas
@PeterJamesVillegas 4 жыл бұрын
Microsoft Employee: Uses a Mac in presentation Bill: Jeremy, you're fired
@skill3158
@skill3158 3 жыл бұрын
Brooooo u got me with that "anywayyyy" att the beginning 😭😭😭
@merjajarvinen8673
@merjajarvinen8673 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt go and get my headphones... It was a mistake😭🤣
@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh
@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh 4 жыл бұрын
I am scarred for life and now wear headphones all the time Weirdly enough Jack is one of my favorite EmKay narrators
@theripper1281
@theripper1281 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: *moans* Me: "JOKES ON YOU I´M INTO THAT SHIT!"
@snowyz8125
@snowyz8125 4 жыл бұрын
2:17 I thought he was gonna say brain dead
@xferx8031
@xferx8031 4 жыл бұрын
People sponsored by air fryer companies:I get paid soooo much Jack:Wait you're getting paid
@legoman5491
@legoman5491 3 жыл бұрын
I love the huhua at the start I love the image of you jumping away just imagine
@name_here___4070
@name_here___4070 4 жыл бұрын
That stock photo person wearing headphones is actually wearing the same headphones as me! (or a similar model) Edit: Just realized he has them on backwards. The cable should be on the other side.
@asierx7047
@asierx7047 4 жыл бұрын
8:45 The Click uploads something that doesn't belong in his cursed shack - 2020, colorized
@MiloWildfire
@MiloWildfire 4 жыл бұрын
0:33 I don't think you understood what was the facepalm there...
@commandercat10
@commandercat10 4 жыл бұрын
Was it the wrong car?
@minties51
@minties51 2 жыл бұрын
i freaking LOVE r/facepalm, especially if it’s an EmKay video!
@oldcet5277
@oldcet5277 4 жыл бұрын
what i find the most funny part of all emkay vids is his voice and laugh. its funny idk why
@Beware_of_Meh
@Beware_of_Meh 4 жыл бұрын
Ha jokes on you I can play moans as loud as I want, I’m lonely.
@kaulasjunior1085
@kaulasjunior1085 4 жыл бұрын
GG to emkay
@sebastian4307
@sebastian4307 4 жыл бұрын
I like how hes roasting a bit but hey THATS JUST A THERIE A REDDIT THERIE
@warrwarr9816
@warrwarr9816 4 жыл бұрын
2:05 Microsoft is smart. Apple laptops are the best for presentations. Everything else, use Microsoft.
@KishinAubrey
@KishinAubrey 4 жыл бұрын
9:28 this is a good example of how the ends don't justify fake science
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 4 жыл бұрын
2:12 Fair question. For one thing, you could ask whether the designer modelled him on a lioness. For another, lions are in the genus Panthera. 4:10 "Misspelt" is often misspelt "misspelled".
@SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo
@SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo 4 жыл бұрын
EmKay died when Damien left
@mds67991
@mds67991 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA I MANAGED TO BEAT THE NOTIFICATION
@kaspri2326
@kaspri2326 4 жыл бұрын
Missy Girl madlad
@oscaryoude2174
@oscaryoude2174 4 жыл бұрын
Teach me thy ways
@landsbergnascimento3008
@landsbergnascimento3008 4 жыл бұрын
h
@Dominic2078
@Dominic2078 4 жыл бұрын
7:00 In just more concerned about why u can rent a pet
@ProfDragonite
@ProfDragonite 4 жыл бұрын
I remember that episode of Worst Cooks. Anne was both impressed and pissed off at the ability to cut an avacado seed.
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