r/HFY TFOS# 665-Perception and Codenames & A brief list of things weapons engineer..(Reddit Stories)

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This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
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00:28 Perception and Codenames by u/__-___----_
11:05 A brief list of things weapons engineer.. by u/Ajreil
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
#Hfy #Scifi #Narration

[@ProSharpshooter]

"Cards Against Humanity is a game, not a weapon concept generator." Well it wasn't *before* you said that. It is now.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@lazypizzaship8911]

INFINITE AMERICAN NESTING DOLL!!!! I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!

[@Navy89SEALs]

I was giggling like a schoolgirl

[@t.j.cornett7495]

That's the one got me, makes ya proud....

[@markfergerson2145]

Well, what are multi warhead ICBMs but a bullet that shoots bullets?

[@calvingreene90]

In the 1930s some flour companies made the sacks out of fabric printed to be used in making pretty clothes.

[@Caldoric]

I always love a good list of things that one or more people are "no longer allowed to do", because there's always a good selection of references to "noodle incidents" among their number.

[@nvfury13]

Heh, always love that reference.

[@arakheno4051]

On that last list ... all I could think of when he said "End of list...." was "for now!" **Thermo nuclear trebuchet with self replicating bee generators** muhahah

[@davidreedy7597]

Bees with chainsaws.

[@burnerheinz]

@@davidreedy7597 Chainsaw cannons

[@soffren]

@@burnerheinz FIRED FROM A HARPOON

[@calvingreene90]

Fully automatic, chainsaw harpoon, cannons.

[@arakheno4051]

@@calvingreene90 With bear traps.

[@M4gl4d]

Is this an extension on the list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do? Also, bees, my God.

[@macpurdy]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[@canreymaster11]

Another list to read. I found a guy who read Mr. Welch, but it was awkward.

[@TheStarMachine2000]

YES.

[@TheStarMachine2000]

BUT IN SPACE!

[@robertschumacher2707]

And i'm reminded of Tex's 'Steiner Scout Lance.

[@GuukanKitsune]

1: When you can't avoid having a slave... make them your relative instead. 2: I see that Mr. Welch made it to space.

[@robertschumacher2707]

Now I want to see a story where the human introduces his alien friends to Cards Against Humanity...

[@hanzzel6086]

I don't think there's a single HFY universe where the xenos are, or ever will be, ready for That.

[@canreymaster11]

Listening to the list of stuff reminds me of mr. Welch and the things mr. Welch cannot do in a role-playing game.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@nvfury13]

And the list it inspired: Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do.

[@greyclydesdale]

BASS CANNON!!!! ROFL A gun that shoots guns.... Been playing borderlands much?

[@notafrisbee5907]

Who hired the evil cousin of Colin Furze for the second story?

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

*DR. BEES!*

[@calvingreene90]

It's Furze on espresso and cold medication.

[@KingMarkus222]

I do love a story with a happy ending, Also elves in space?

[@AgroSquerril]

possibly

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

Eldar. Those knife-eared assholes aee just as bad in Warhammer.

[@calvingreene90]

That second one did me harm I laughed so hard.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@sherylcascadden4988]

I have a feeling that list is going to be longer fairly soon.

[@sbritton1313]

I was nearly killed with that last story... Seriously, sternum seeking death kittens? And how the card game isn't an idea generator... That last one, I know many people who would argue that one...

[@robertschumacher2707]

Especially playing with folks who lean towards the 'I can't make anything funny with what I have, so I'll go for just fecking wrong.' style of play.

[@hanzzel6086]

​@@robertschumacher2707Wait, that *isn't how everyone plays it?!

[@MarkGast]

My code name? Algorythm11! Trust me, I'm an engineer. I invented the Infinite American Nesting Doll.

[@johns9652]

LMAO at the Cards Against Humanity is not a weapon concept generator line. I mean... It could be. A lot of the weapons would be icky though, lol.

[@GabrielHellborne]

No, LET'S weaponize bees! And some wasps.

[@AgroSquerril]

bZzZzzzZ

[@TheMonk72]

Dude, hornets. They come pre-weaponized.

[@appachaihoppachai1246]

How have I missed this one? Great stories mate.

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed

[@dantreadwell7421]

. . . That exceed 50 Mt ?!? SWEET JEEBUS! Also BEEEES!!!

[@silence___]

50 mt that's weak you at least need to quadrupole that to even be fun for an infant

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@justinsmith5870]

I dont know if all the human space pirate stories are the same space pirate (one author has done several at least) but it's nice to believe several are one and the same character kicking about space.

[@EllenbergW]

Any more stories like the 2nd one and I will die ... I will die laughing, but dying I will :)

[@draconus15]

Both of these are amazing

[@Kualinar]

Fire crackers that exceed 50 MEGATON !? FIRE CRACKERS !? I don't call that fire cracker.

[@jaldy2184]

Space Dr. Bright

[@petthequeenofmaddness8592]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@bvc5320]

To Spite the Algorithm.

[@michaelernst3731]

Anyone else Cringe at the thought of: Sternum Seeking Assault Death Kittens !

[@jonathanmiddleton4882]

Sternum seeking comes naturally to some cats. So training kittens would not be that hard.

[@tylerwoods7146]

I was cry laughing by the end of the second one good job

[@Hellsong89]

Mmh there was lots of good ideas on that list, thank you for sharing it... now where i put my singularity....ou...i need to build new dog house it seems

[@garysprandel1817]

Cards Against Humanity is not a weapons idea generator....until now.

[@Worvach]

Poland can into space XD

[@bobsterclause342]

Cards against humanity is a game, not a concept generator.

[@AgroSquerril]

why cant it be both?

[@Thorin7.62]

That was my favorite

[@sjmcc13]

Says you...

[@whowhat4573]

Algorithm be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons]

I finally got to a recent video. I just want to say that I’m very happy that your making videos for these kinds of stories, I’m very into them recently and glad to have found this outlet. However I have to ask, what type of accent do you have? I have literally never heard it before and it makes it extremely hard to hear the actual stories or figure out who is actually talking in those stories. It sounds like you’re trying to force out the words. Is that your natural speaking voice, because if it is not, can you please talk normally? It sounds like you’re in pain.

[@AgroSquerril]

I am South African\Brittish. Keep an eye out for TFOS667 and on wards and let me know what you think. I changed some techniques.

[@BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons]

@@AgroSquerril Just watched it. I’m glad you added the words of the story. The main issue I find with you’re videos is that you seem to put emphasis on random word and speed through other, with no rime or reason. It also sounds like you’re straining to simply talk (which has been something since before you strained your voice).

[@plinko-moss]

FOR THE ALGORITHM

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

For the algorithm

[@nolansanouvong587]

Poland cannot into space

[@ButlerOfChaos]

Tfw Poland cant into space

[@robinchwan]

let's see if i can come up with a crazy weapon of sorts.... hmm what about a huge hunk of metal shaped as 2 hammers meeting at the bottom handles and you spin it around in incredible speeds and hurl it towards a planet.... ?

[@AgroSquerril]

could word

[@burnerheinz]

that depends on how dense the hammers are going to be

[@adeptlupatus4946]

Jfc

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm.

[@localcryptid3127]

You have almost 4K subs and these only get like 30 likes??? That’s wack

[@braxat52]

The stories are hit and miss, and the likes are probably due to the stories and not for his reading. He has 4k subs because he has a bit of everything for everyone, not because each video is popular for all his subscribers.

[@localcryptid3127]

@@braxat52 oh... y a know im actually happy with that answer

[@AgroSquerril]

and so am i :D also most of my videos are slow burners. Takes a week to peak in views and likes

[@januszpodniesinski2318]

Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

Poland never into space...

[@aavatargonzalez342]

Bees 🐝🐝🐝

[@robertbemis9800]

What is the story behind the list

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh]

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Praise the Prophet

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

101st, 4 July 2023

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@rowdyharger2799]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@pianocat9874]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@321bogwater4]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Fabric445]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm