r/Idontworkherelady Stuck-Up Customer Gets HERSELF Arrested!

r/Idontworkherelady shows what happens when the phrase "The customer is always right" gets taken to the extreme. You end up with entitled customers who demand to be serviced... by other customers! In today's video, a stuck-up woman at a grocery store calls the cop on a guy minding his own business, and then ends up getting HERSELF arrested with her lies. LOL, talk about instant karma!
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[@rSlash]

This video was instantly demonetized Me: Hey KZbin can you pay me for the work I did? KZbin: You don't work here dude. You can support me here: bit.ly/supportRSLASH

[@jevilthedeviljester747]

First

[@user-qf6ud5pl3d]

Hello

[@HOUCHEESAM]

youtube is choosing beggar comfirmed

[@CH4RUKO]

Lel

[@musicmanplayedu3873]

This is great

[@samdavies2069]

Why did the woman only get a fine? She assisted in the kidnap and also actually assaulted her.

[@SMAXZO]

Because she's a woman.

[@nastya0987]

Because she is an accomplice not an instigator. Instigator is who starts it and considered the mastermind of the case. They always get harsher punishment than the accomplice.

[@PrincessPheonix06]

@@SMAXZO or because she wasnt the initial aggressor like the comment above me says

[@ploppledoodledoo17]

sHe sLappEd a cHilD

[@nastya0987]

@@ploppledoodledoo17 regardless of the abuse, it wasn't her idea to kidnap the child and it wasn't her dragging the child forcibly over. From a simple standpoint of view of a cop, she is still seen as an accomplice who went along with her husband who ultimately decided to kidnap the child. Because she did not come up with the idea, did not start this, and only played along due to the situation. She is still considered an accomplice by definition.

[@blevins3053]

The Wife should have definitely gotten some jail time too.

[@w33p1ng_w1llw]

Ikr, she also assaulted her. Idk if she said that the EW slapped her, but she should've if she didn't.

[@lucejustluce2543]

Even if she did do the slapping, the justice system caters to women so they usually don't go to jail for assault and stuff, kinda unfortunate

[@blevins3053]

@@lucejustluce2543 Truth

[@tabumain629]

@@lucejustluce2543 ha, yesterday I watched one of that court videos where a woman stabbed her husband with a pumpkin carving knife, gues what she got? A fine and domestic abuse classes.. Like what the hell? She was smiling throughout the whole case, people in the background were laughing about the guy GETTING STABBED, excuse me??

[@billted1764]

I know that was bs

[@loveshaneforever]

Somehow the kidnapping story is even more terrifying when you realize that he started by accusing her of being a lousy employee and somehow switched to saying she was his daughter while still trying to get her outside. Wtf was his plan in the beginning???

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Good question. Also, what was his plan once he got her out of the store? Actually drag her into the car? Probably he's done this before if he thought it would work.

[@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery]

Dude couldnt say sorry, but he could kidnap someone... people are fuckin weird

[@optimistprime3192]

Considering how the wife sided with him going so far as to slap the OP, I wonder if it was a whole scheme to kidnap and the husband chose OP..... Some people are weird, then others still are psychotic.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

Maybe he was high.

[@shelliblossom8953]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 most like he was thinking he would threaten her quiet and run away

[@zanneel6758]

"Welcome to r/Idontworkherelady" Oh boy, I love these vide- "Where a customer tries to *kidnap a little girl"* ... BOY THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.

[@HelloThere-sj9ig]

Things Just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick!

[@verymediocreperson6554]

Shit went from 0 to 100 very quick

[@GeneralKenobiSIYE]

@@HelloThere-sj9ig Like Christopher Titus would say "You have definitely skipped some levels!"

[@FluffedFeather]

R/idontworkherelady *BECOME DAUGHTER*

[@bostonrailfan2427]

and he’s whining about why KZbin demonetized him for the video…yeah, that opening lime will do that

[@sreenu1993]

"wow I must kidnap this girl pretending she is my daughter because I mistakes her for an employee, I'm so intelligent." "Or you could just apologize" "Damn it"

[@ryvergala2197]

Could've gotten away with minor assault charges but got attempted kidnapping and assault charges

[@cherryx132]

@Lil Heinz94 you sound like if you were the guy who assaulted her lol

[@dr.yashveersingh8357]

*no*

[@jjmblue7]

Apologies are only to be used to lessen the harshness of a sentence.

[@zbhype6836]

Are you Ramsey Rosso?

[@kekawinterstar3000]

My mother is a clapper... Get her pissed off enough and she almost turns into a seal.

[@Bsmitbs]

Same

[@TheOfficialMRS]

Mine too lol

[@theoriginalmissquinzel6937]

Mine too I didn't know other people did it 😂

[@TheHunter1098]

Lmao

[@xan7292]

That sounds incredibly hilarious to watch from a distance, and incredibly obnoxious to have done to you. You have my sympathies.

[@duck5843]

6:38 Husband: no!... I'm... uh disciplining my daughter, right wife!? Wife: Well okay I guess we're kidnapping this child now.

[@pinko9674]

The Wife: Wasn't it that 12 year old last time?

[@buddymmx3936]

Wife: are we doing this now? Okay...

[@RuyVuusen]

Another one to the basement, I guess.

[@flerpynuggie1234]

Basically what happened

[@johnnymendez6741]

In Texas just don't brush your teeth for a long time to infect the bite wound

[@TheOystei]

"Your car needs servicing, not me" best line he could have used!

[@emigrant1510]

OP: *Is literally getting kidnapped* RSlash: *Laughs Hysterically*

[@MrJerichoPumpkin]

I had to pause the video for ten minutes before I was able to stop laughing at that post and now you started it again

[@emigrant1510]

@@MrJerichoPumpkin Glad to see a metal connoisseur. Mastodon rules!

[@CoremanitetheNeko]

I could imagine a situation like this: OP: *gets stabbed* Me: aww, can I do that to? No? :(

[@PurpleNiobe]

@Margaret Anthony Its not the horror this girl went through that is funny. It's the fact that this idiot made an assumption, couldn't own up to it, and got himself 18 months in prison. It's even funnier if you imagine him in prison surrounded by rapists, thieves and murderers, and when he tells his story its: "I went out to buy some groceries and this chick wouldn't help me, so I dragged her to the front to get her fired. Turned out she didn't work there, so I panicked and said she was my daughter that I caught stealing, but then her Aunt came, so I panicked and ran. Also, I forgot I didn't pay for the groceries."

[@PANDANINJANIKORASU]

It was funny

[@Mo15_SAMP]

rSlash: "Have you ever accidentally kidnapped a teenage girl?" [Yes] [No] *>[Prefer not to answer]

[@user-dark69]

Mo15 😂😂😂😂

[@EnderKL]

So Yes = Yes and I have no shame that i kidnapped someone No = just no, that’s dumb Prefer not to answer = yes, but to embarrassed to say yes

[@dizzysaturn1096]

Well yes but no

[@RealShrigmaMale]

Mo15, Best comment on all of KZbin.

[@t.jrocket2589]

Laugh

[@OynxWolf11]

"You're dressed like a Dirty Warehouse Worker". Okay, that is very offensive. I do volunteer work in a Warehouse, and even though I wear work attire, I am "always" clean and presentable. If it was me, I would have turned around and said "Better to have dirty clothes, then a trash dump of a mouth like you do".

[@ohanameansfamily3434]

Ba ba ba burn

[@vehicleunhandler]

ROASTED

[@ACGreyhound04]

That last story about the young-looking teacher was more like a case of “Actually, I DO work here!”

[@slevinchannel7589]

15:00: So damn cringey.

[@silask.7370]

@@slevinchannel7589 no, thats what almost every human being wouldve done, that works closely with coworkers

[@cliftondean4333]

Though the premise here is valid, I don't believe that a teacher is going to use profanity toward another employee. The editor of these various series of stories seems to be language impaired, as he/she/it puts gratuitous profanity into virtually every story. Believe it or not, that doesn't happen in real life.

[@uis246]

r/iworkhereman

[@zelda42293]

Lady: Where CLAP are CLAP the CLAP batteries? My head; I can't CLAP understand CLAP your accent! CLAP ...Spongebob has ruined my life xD

[@veronejaquel5106]

XD XD YES!!!!!! I remember that episode!!

[@Danimations2015]

lmao that episode was great

[@BalloonFish822]

I remember that episode. It was so long ago I watched that.

[@ashley-has-games9811]

omg yes I loved that episode

[@yournamehere3468]

Omg that's hilarious lmao.

[@Culvey]

Oh man, that sidearm story... Reminds me of a similar experience with me. I have to work a rotating schedule. When I am on a night shift rotation I will walk my German Shepherd on the nights I am not working. My standard route for a while was a 3 mile route around the neighborhood, I love walking at night during the summers because its nice and cool, its peaceful, and for the most part I don't ever see anyone else... CUE the Karen of my story. Let me preface this with the fact that I am an officer, and at the time of this story I was waiting for my concealed carry permit to be approved by the local police department so if I wanted to carry I had to open carry. One day about half way through my walk, a local officer pulls up and asks me what I am doing, staging behind his vehicle. I just friendly say I am walking my dog. He realized I was being calm and came up and told me that a lady called to report that I was walking around at night, casing houses and threating her with my gun and "vicious" dog. Meanwhile my dogs butt is wagging and happy, she feeds off of my energy fairly well. I explained to him that I was also an officer and just waiting for my concealed to come in, or I wouldn't have been open carrying to begin with. That conversation ended with us talking about our duty pistols, which shooting ranges we liked the most in the area, ect. Que about a week later, once again this officer pulls up to me on my walk and says he got a report from the same crazy woman and asked me to walk back to her location with him (it was only like a block away at this point.) So we walk back and this lady goes crazy that the officer is bringing a "ferocious beast" to her property (she was sitting next to me on the sidewalk, not on her property) and "how dare you invite this criminal to my home. He could shoot me at any time!!!" The officer tries to calmly explain to her that I am also an officer and just walking my dog. I pulled out my badge (I carry it on me when I have my pistol as a little extra insurance) and my dog whines because she just wants to get back to walking. She flips out that I better keep that "Disgusting mutt" away from her, and then threatens to call the cops on me if I EVER walk by her house again. The officer told her that if she calls the cops on me again on false reports of me threating her, that she will be arrested instead. Needless to say, about 3 days later I walk my normal route, officer pulls up again, pets my dog (meanwhile I hear a woman screaming in the back of his car) and says "well she is in the back for false reports, but if you could, please walk on the next street up from now on, this woman is a living hell to deal with."

[@amaanusmani6839]

Culvey lmao serves her right

[@Nol.]

Dude you should post this on reddit if you haven’t already

[@Oxnate]

¿Que? (I think you mean "cue." You might be trying to spell "queue," but that's not right either.)

[@overlordmogg9103]

That is a lot of text

[@SheepdogSmokey]

I've had people call my GSD and Doberman "vicious" then threaten to call the cops, I just smiled, said "try it" and since I was on the street, they never did. Honestly, both were/are (don't have the Doberman any more) whipped by the tiny dog my Mom has.

[@kathyrutledge7435]

Similar thing happened to me at Walmart when I was in my early 20's. I did work there but due to an eye infection, I wasn't able to wear contacts and, alas, had no glasses. So I'm sitting in the floor stocking lipsticks when I hear someone whistle. I looked up but, of course, couldn't see anyone. I continued stocking until I was grabbed by my arm and pulled to my feet. Some guy was screaming in my face that "when he whistles and crooks his finger, I was to come running". I tried to tell him that I couldn't see but he wouldn't even let me finish. He just kept screaming threats at me and started shaking me very hard. At this point he was scaring me, so I started yelling for help and the assistant manager came running over. The jerk let go of me and ran. The assistant manager tried to catch the guy but couldn't. I had finger bruises on my arm but no worse for wear. People can be really mean.

[@khaotictrash]

People are fucking crazy lmao, how do these people really think it’s a good idea to just grab and assault someone and scream in their faces when they need something? 💀

[@The_Glitch_Reaper]

Rslash: She did something dangerous, she risk OP’s life Do you really think an entitled person cares about other’s safety

[@evadedenbach1226]

No, safety is none of an entitled persons concern. All they care about is that they want what they want when they want it.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@evadedenbach1226 But what did she want? He didn't even say a word to her and she called the police on him for owning a gun.

[@tenhirankei]

Only if it makes it more difficult to get them to do what they want done-maybe.

[@SayderCascading]

This is exactly why "Do you work here?" is the first question I ask 😂

[@thomasjones6216]

Yep - agreed

[@Iflie]

I go for the "excuse me can I ask you something?" when I know they work there, I'm dutch, you can expect zero from employees if you are rude. If they work at the place that means they are higher in rank than you, waiters, shelvestockers, delivery people, they are in charge not you. Foreigners (well Americans mainly) think dutch staff are so rude but frankly I really apreciate it. They are doing a job not trying to be servants to every person who buys something.

[@drankydrank1]

@Life's Adventures Yea, I have some pretty heavy social anxiety so I normally just blurt my question out immediately to get the interaction over with. But I have to be *absolutely* sure... Most times I'll just wander around without help until somebody asks me if they can assist, or they're literally stocking shelves etc. lol

[@drankydrank1]

@Life's Adventures ? That's what I was saying.

[@whowhy7554]

My mom once confused a women at target as an employee because she had a red shirt on

[@saysikerightnow3914]

"I feel for you vertically challenged folks." -OP 2019

[@ryvergala2197]

But why are the good chips always 2 feet above our height? He is a good man to get my Doritos for my 5'3 butt

[@10noah9]

I've learned a new pair of words to use today :D

[@maryannanderson7517]

At 5'3" I am severely vertically challenged and I have often had to resort to asking someone who is NOT VC to pull something from a top shelf for me. Fortunately, everyone I asked was polite enough to get the item for me. Something I have noticed in many of these stories is that not only are these people stupid enough that they can't seem to understand plain English when they are told "I don't work here" but that stupidity also extends to their not seeming to realize that there are such things as security cameras and when they lie about what happened the security tape is very quickly going to prove they are lying....like the Karen who accused the armored truck employee of "waving the gun around" when the tape proved that the gun was never out of it's holster. You would think that if they MUST lie, they would at least try to make their lie believable and certainly not tell a lie that can immediately be proven to be a lie.

[@drankydrank1]

@@maryannanderson7517 There was that one Karen who *spit in a cop's face* when told they weren't pressing charges on the vet she grabbed who slammed her to the ground in response. I just remind myself that these people are *actually* crazy.

[@canadianwaffenwaffle2976]

Levels of lies Karens say when they see a gun Lv1 Karen: he’s waving his gun around in the store! Lv20 Karen: he’s doing jumping-jacks while duel wielding desert eagles! Lv100 Karen: he’s doing the griddy while quadruple wielding M416 ARs !

[@75ur15]

I don't believe any Karen would know the name or brand of any type of weapon. Assault rifle assault rifle!!!! He's going to kill us all.....um ma'am, ar doesn't mean assault rifle, and this one on my hip, is a handgun.

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

I want to see someone do orange justice while Quad wielding M416s

[@xxiSHTAr9000x]

Karen’s: “HiS gUn ShOoTs RoCkEt LaUnChErS!!!”

[@cadyforget6827]

Can you imagine just: This person with a permit for a gun and one that never left the holster needs to be arrested

[@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou]

I feel like this is why many stores ban open carry and enforce that. They are already well aware and don't want this kind of trouble, but then again the other side is like; _but... but my rights are being violated!_

[@SMAXZO]

I mean, the wife could just say "I don't know this man who is kidnapping someone who is clearly not my daughter."

[@inkshermit9055]

Oh but that's too much common sense

[@FlashQuatsch]

If she was that sensible, she wouldn't have married him

[@Xhante]

She’s the textbook definition of a ride or die bitch. Whatever trouble your man is in, you’re in it too. Sooo, dumb! 🙄

[@heathermiller6046]

@@Xhante damn and I thought I was ride or die lol

[@FrancisR420]

@@heathermiller6046 ride or die is not something you can take lightly unless you're making a joke which is like half the time it's used, also should never be initiated with an idiot unless you are also an idiot

[@joycec8]

That teacher one was technically "I do work here lady" XD

[@Nicofaster21]

r/IDontStudyHereLady?

[@kfchero2]

R/ImNotEnrolledHereLady

[@LeanyG11]

r/ihaveasmallpeen

[@jw9979]

Also a bit like r/maliciouscompliance

[@wizardtnt696]

A random Guy respect

[@corruption-1912]

I once met a clapper at a cafe. We shared an interesting conversation: Me: *Standing 1,5 meters away from her* She: Hey, what are you doing so close? Me: *Not knowing she's talking to me* She: *Pintches my face* Are you listening to me? Me: *Noticing her* What? She: *Starts clapping after each word for no reason* Are you listening? Me: *Cutting her off as I want to get my coffee and my muffin* ... She: *Still clapping* What are you doing?! Me: *Paying my coffee and muffing while keeping my eye contact and then walking to my sisters.* I get to the table and sit down before both of my sisters burst out laughing. It was a small cafe, so she hears it as well. She's pissed. Until this moment I didn't know what she was asking from me, because I had my headphones on. I got to know what was happening before I noticed her by my sisters. (I wasn't even that close. For any american reader 1,5 meters is about 5 feet and there was someone before her only like 0,5 meters away...)

[@woman4220]

Why must us Americans strive to be different? Just have a universal measurement goddamit.

[@corruption-1912]

@@woman4220 It's not really up to us to tell what measurements are used in America (as a whole continent) And just to point out, I think that everyone (even countries/continents) strives to be different from one another, but somehow it's easier/ it shows up better in America? These are just my thoughts, so please correct me if I'm totally wrong.

[@Abbenxena]

you mean 1.5, you used a comma instead of a period, every time, they are not the same thing.

[@corruption-1912]

@@Abbenxena It's just the way I'm used to writing it. It has actually been rather recent when I was told at all that it's supposed to be written like '1.5' and not '1,5' I'll still probably gonna accidentally write it like that and I'm sorry if it bothers you. Old habit dies hard.

[@chrismirishkiari8160]

what excatcly is your nationality

[@joshuacastillo6003]

I'm a clapper... in a way. In my defense, I only ever clap when I'm in the right. Like when that one basic Starbucks drinking, UGGS wearing little maniac tried to get in front of me in line. Long story short, she spilled coffee on me because I didn't let her cut in line so I feel like me clapping at her about being a "self-entitled little Karen" was justified. I may or may not have also sneezed on her because her perfume was so strong and told her I was "allergic to Kardashian wanabees" but that's beside the point.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Dude, I wish I had a wit as sharp as yours!

[@iipixel8607]

Did I hear that intro right? Entitled customers try to kidnap a child!?

[@Parabellum85]

Yup.

[@fatal0tis176]

yes because nowadays every is entitled to assualt a minor

[@iipixel8607]

@@fatal0tis176 yup!

[@fatal0tis176]

@@iipixel8607 lol

[@kt27066]

FaTaL 0 tis Oof

[@pratkier]

I feel like it was his intention to kidnap her from the jump. The girl might've just been confused but theres no way his actual train of thought went to "Damn I was wrong I guess I have to kidnap her now."

[@75ur15]

Technically at that point the idea might be get away from witnesses then dump her and run

[@ViirinSoftworks]

My second time watching this video. Maybe I watch too many crime documentaries... but I think that "wife" wasn't a wife. She was a previous victim who was brainwashed. OP was the monster's next victim of choice. Edit: probably NOT the second one.

[@nevan2201]

@@ViirinSoftworks im prolly gonna get wooshed, but darn, i cant stand it, thats bullshit

[@TwighlightLugia]

I know this comment is old af, but basically the only other rationale that could have made this seem like a reasonable conclusion to come to is drugs. If the sweaty bbq stained wifebeater is anything to go by, probably drugs. Especially given that most kidnappers who have gotten away with it more than once are typically smart enough to not draw attention to themselves, as opposed to making a giant scene in a public grocery store.

[@armadillotoe]

There may have been a lot more going on in that kidnapped story. The girl is very lucky they didn't get her into a vehicle.

[@nickyengelbrecht5114]

The clapping story had me howling. Who in the world does that. When he clapped back, I lost it.

[@ThriftStoreHacker]

The attempted kidnapping story. My mother has always told me to carry a knife. If that idiot tried that with me they would have been stabbed.

[@FrancisR420]

I would carry a taser but my state says they're illegal because they could be deadly if the person has a pacemaker or something So I just carry a footlong+ razor sharp pointed single-sided knife which is perfectly legal to carry by anyone anywhere as long as it doesn't fold with two handles or a spring (cuz that's illegal)

[@curryinahurry3730]

@@FrancisR420 The logic of US weapon law

[@Gilhelmi]

In my State, carrying a knife is legal (as we have a large percentage of farmers and ranchers). Heck, nearly everything a farmer or rancher has in their truck would be considered a weapon in some places. So that would be ruled "self-defense" here.

[@somerandomgirl8897]

One weekend I went away with my dad (my parents are divorced). My mom was showering so couldn’t lock the door. After I get in the car, my dad asks me if I had gone back in. Apparently this guy went in my mom’s apartment for some reason. My dog, Violet (who is a red and blue pit bull mixed), barked and attacked him. My mom carries pepper spray now. Also once I was unlocking my step-dad’s truck and someone came up to me and tried to grab me so I stabbed him with my step-dad’s keys

[@christmaskrima]

@@somerandomgirl8897 Question : How sharp is that key tho?

[@thebossthatisme7299]

Omg clappers....... Most definitely real. And I most definitely hate them

[@smellsbad2742]

god they’re literally the fucking worst

[@ali-aninjarobloxianpokemonmast]

@@smellsbad2742 but i be clapping them cheeks in bed whats wrong with that?😕

[@ianmoseley9910]

never seen it here - is it an American thing?

[@thebossthatisme7299]

@@ianmoseley9910 probably

[@phoenix5966]

I 👏 couldn't 👏 agree 👏 more 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 But seriously, I hate clappers and snappers

[@GoldLeafGardenia]

Not going to lie, the kidnapping story legitimately terrified me.

[@Firedrake1313]

The complete quote: "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." This is VERY different from how it's usually used. So when someone tries to pull the BS on you with it, finish it for them and then ask them how it applies.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

The two phrases are actually reversed in what I believe is the original quote, but you're right. Another useful quote: "Text, without context, is pretext."

[@chiquitin_o]

OP: **is getting kidnapped** rSlash: [insert Elon Musk laughing at a dead deer]

[@Kya10]

Ikr... No surprise he gets demonetised in thoses situation :monkaS:

[@Shadow-876]

@@Kya10 too much discord be like

[@Kya10]

@@Shadow-876 :omegaLUL:

[@noahisham7416]

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[@newtonstesla9445]

Pissed me off how much he laughed! Cringed hard listening to him

[@luissantiago5163]

I'm sorry? 18 months for attempted kidnapping, assault, and stealing? Wonder when that happened or where they live.

[@infamousheadshaker3600]

This is America

[@bergmanoswell879]

They probably took a plea deal. Less than 3% of all criminal prosecutions in the USA actually go to trial. In the rest, the filed charges are used as more of an intimidation tactic than a serious prosecution.

[@ferret4072]

@@bergmanoswell879 Probably had a damn good lawyer too. When it comes to justice: You get what you pay for.

[@ferret4072]

@@infamousheadshaker3600 America actually imposes really harsh / long prison sentences compared to the rest of the western countries (culturally, not geographically; I'm referring to Australia & NZ in addition to Canada and Western Europe...)

[@Leiake2604]

@@ferret4072 Agreed, that incident would never result in jail time in my country.

[@elilunwell]

"The Clapper" sounds like a new specimen of zombies in TLOU2 LOL

[@LemonLeafCoinProds]

When he made the comment apologizing about his sexy woman voice, I realized I didn't even think of the voice as him! Is he that good or do I need professional help?

[@artoria3046]

Person- you’re not being paid to sit just around here- Me- I’m not even being paid to be around here, but I wish I was

[@arnoldsweltern897]

i just heard the kidnapp one and i am literally shaking in fear

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Yeah, and he just thinks it's FUNNY.

[@3ChZer0]

Some Guy: "the only time i was waving a gun around was at Iraq." (Is that a comeback?)

[@i-know-alice3874]

Last one should be r/Iactuallyworkhere

[@alexc2265]

Or r/Idontstudyhere

[@black_m1n825]

totally didn't stole your comment, sorry for making the same comment as you, i didn't mean to

[@Leify]

I'm actually the manager

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

If anyone gets accosted by a clapper, just yell out loud, "HEY FOLKS, THEY'VE GOT A PERFORMING SEAL HERE!" I'd then step back from slapping range ;-)

[@synoedge683]

Mandy B 😂😂😂👌

[@mathguy_1243]

Mandy B freaking savage😂

[@valentinotto88]

Don't offend the intelligence of seals man...

[@dovahwolf1397]

I would let them slap me then deck them in the face and say don’t CLAP hit CLAP me CLAP you CLAP dumb CLAP cow

[@m0L3ify]

I'm just gonna do what OP did and switch all forms of communication with the person to clapping. Turn it into a fun game!

[@khaotictrash]

I’m autistic and I have PTSD from abuse, and a lot of these stories sound like an absolute nightmare to me. As a result of having both autism and PTSD, if someone grabs me out of nowhere or without permission I immediately lash out without any forethought. I wouldn’t let someone grabbing me get that far without screaming, punching, kicking or biting them. If I was OP in the second story, that crazy man and his wife very likely would’ve been covered in bruises, scratches, and even bites, especially after being slapped by some random woman.

[@dianesabbath5353]

When I was in my teens, I worked part time in a deli. A woman came up to the counter when her number was called. I being the lucky one waited on her. She specifically said she wanted a 1/2 pound of and began rattling off a list of luncheon meats and cheeses. I asked her politely if she could either slow down or hand me her list so that I could better serve her. She proceeded to repeat her order in a slow voice and clapping I (clap) want (clap) etc. Then ended with telling me to chop chop. I refused to ever wait on her again. Then I quit a month later. Needless to say that retail working is not for me.

[@QueenKeema86]

Im black and I've seen men and women clap when arguing before a fight. It's like an exclamation point🤣

[@weltonvillegal6258]

I’m white and do it to my kids to stop me from knocking them into next week (they’re 21 and 18)..........

[@macacofrito]

Kevin Hart did a bit about this i think

[@slevinchannel7589]

15:00: So damn cringey.

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

Funny as hell

[@Pavisian_]

@@slevinchannel7589 Okay Stop spamming , I've like seen Your replies on other Comments lol

[@MsTemptation]

If you ever come across a clapper just toss them a fish and say good girl/boy.😁😁

[@larkhaven1582]

oh sure, I always keep fish on me, just in case xD

[@daerdevvyl4314]

Ms Temptation How about if I throw cans of tuna at them?

[@drakecooley4776]

@@daerdevvyl4314 just full on lob it at them, just wind that arm back and release

[@timothymanuel9197]

or you could carry dog treats and it would imply that they are a (b word)

[@katherinecoull1066]

I lost it with your comment

[@samalvarez8776]

Can we all take a minute and appreciate the husband that is supporting his wife's cam girl business? That's a man that's comfortable and confident in himself! That's just awesome!

[@thatguyinthegroup2728]

"Heey baaaabe~" 'Mam this is a Wendy's drive through'

[@justme4403]

Low key wanna see the face behind the voice of RSLASH Btw thank you guys for all the likes means a lot 💖

[@unokitsune]

That would be awesome but Misery Box/subbreddits/whateverhisnameisnow would probably stalk rSlash even more than he already does

[@Roamingfirebat]

Would be awesome but i understand if he wants to hide his face. He has a life outside of YT cuz so far I’m sure he’s not a AI. ( would be hell if a plot twist)

[@unknowndane4754]

I have never personally understood what difference it would make.

[@shiki2540]

@@unknowndane4754 Some people like to see who's talking to them

[@unknowndane4754]

@@shiki2540 I'd personally prefer to just have the post up as we do now so I can just follow the text if that's what I want to.

[@cadeyray]

“NEVER IN MY LIFE HAS SOMEONE BEEN SO RUDE TO ME!” “There’s a first for everything ma’am”

[@theomegablade6415]

"You've never seen a man then"

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

"I find that difficult to believe."

[@joannamyers1268]

"They'll be others."

[@nanucinos2107]

child: getting kiddnapped and probably scared to death rSlash: funniest shit iv ever seen

[@maggpiprime954]

I think if someone were to clap at me like that, I'd burst out laughing. Like, where's the camera? Am I being pranked? This ain't real!

[@zzz_naptime]

10:28 All the clapping in the post is making me almost in tears laughing 😂 WHAT’S 👏 THIS 👏 GIRL’S 👏 PROBLEM 👏

[@disaba100]

HER👏VIBRATOR👏DIED👏

[@MegaAstroFan18]

Oxygen deficiency. Didn't you hear how she reacted when he did the same thing right back to her?

[@fatboydashredder9877]

@@disaba100 ok man chill

[@khaotictrash]

SHE 👏 CAN’T 👏 FIND 👏 THE 👏 BATTERIES 👏

[@turtleperson3538]

I've experienced a few clappers in middle school. Not only did they speak at 500 mph, but they clapped everytime they finished a single word, sounded almost like a minigun.

[@Ghost-tm5gw]

Hahaha

[@wta1518]

Most people speak at about 767.3 mph (Mach 1) because that is how fast sound travels.

[@NagaSadow97]

@@dreamarson4421 Please don't 😒

[@NagaSadow97]

@@dreamarson4421 If you insist. 😘

[@Keepyoursoup]

If this was often his wife's mind must have been like "Ah s### here we go again"

[@KendraKingery]

Yes, clappers exist IRL. More often, i see counter slappers that demand items and discounts from the store i work at 😂

[@kbf6418]

All these entitled people are like zombies. Walkers=Karen Runners=where is your manager Giant zombies= clappers And I think you get the point

[@Maka-vn2ih]

Are entitled children zombie dogs?

[@shuttheheckupkarl6153]

But what are zombie children?

[@Maka-vn2ih]

@@shuttheheckupkarl6153 Students.

[@Roadent1241]

At least you'd hear the giant ones coming?

[@aloevera7927]

Can i report you for being smart and awsome

[@orangeleaf2236]

OP: literally looks nothing like Walmart Employee karen: YOU ARE GETTING FIRED

[@crystaljoy4226]

Ur profile picture is the reaction of op after Karen saying "YOU ARE GETTING FIRED"

[@keatongreen3090]

@@crystaljoy4226 true

[@BWBDCan]

I quit walmart almost 2 years ago. To this day people think I work their. Last one was a manager telling me to go work am order...... I told her to go work it herself.

[@monkeymark4386]

"Bedtime voice" to "Adulting voice" made me laugh so hard. I'm dyeing.

[@carljohnston7527]

In my near 6 decades of life, I've never experienced a so-called "clapper" anywhere, but the internet. However, I can tell you that when I saw some woman "clapping," it triggered the homicidal maniac inside my head...probably a good thing it's never happened to me.

[@ironikz4006]

"Milennials ruin everything!" Almost like your generation ruined the economy for us old dude

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

And ruined the environment. It's almost like Millennials are actually getting the short end of the stick.

[@brabbit330]

“Almost”. Lol.

[@ivanzed]

Sure. It's Generation X's fault. We (your parents) turned you into a bunch of pussies !!!

[@NerdAlert42]

@@ivanzed you fucking ruined everything. And it's just that you've accepted it as normal, and the younger generation is learning to question why it's normal, and do it loudly. Squeaky wheel gets the oil or however the saying goes.

[@sylverscale]

Aren't we normally all blaming the boomers and not gen x or millennials? I'm getting so confused with everyone accusing someone else...

[@Daniel-cy4ok]

That clapping story had me on the ground LMAO. Your dog must've been going crazy!

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

No no no thats "Your clap dog Clap Must've claop been Clap going clap Crazy! CLAP

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

Diamond Pup Stah- So come on T-series, looking hungry for some drama…

[@lucklei4665]

He's called Yugo you uneducated swine

[@theomegablade6415]

*Yugo Intensified*

[@leamcclain1648]

The people that make these false 911 calls have no idea how much trouble they could get someone into( especially if the person is innocent.)

[@imsweetchaos]

I sincerely wish the OP in the clapper story had clapped out an elaborate rhythm and declared “I don’t work here.” Full on stomp-level percussion with his hands.

[@bige8293]

Yeah, I’m going to slap this teen for picking up items that she dropped and blame her on stealing. Good luck with 18 months in jail

[@bkace2198]

Big esj and try to kidnap her when you get caught in your fault to avoid trouble. Easiest way out.

[@TetrisKing]

Shouldve got longer IMO

[@osamabinladen6980]

"Don't clap at me I'm not a performer"

[@morallygrey119]

for the "clapping" question: yes,, those people sadly exist,, I used to go to high school with one

[@sweetpea2213]

B4 high school I hear claps to workers, there kids snapping fingers at moms that are old.... man I felt so sorry I wanted to do that at them back.

[@TitanUranusOfficial]

That last one reminded me of something that happened 40 years ago. I went to an all boys high school, and was part of an honor guard for the girls in our sister-schools flag team at football games. Part of the requirement was to ride in a bus with flag team/band members - normally there was a charge for this if you weren't a member of one of the teams. For an away game, my stepdad wanted to go but didn't want to drive the whole way alone, so I simply paid for him to ride on the same bus I did. My stepdad was somewhat younger than my Mother, but due to a genetic condition looked *much* younger (no beard, very smooth skin). Now back then you could smoke on school grounds if you were an adult - obviously students couldn't. He lit up a last cig just before the bus was about to be boarded and take off - and cue butthole teacher.: "Boy, you must *want* detention!" "I'm not a student". "Don't lie to me! I've seen you in homeroom!" (at this point the other students and I are standing around trying not to laugh) "Son, I'm older than you are, I'm 44 and you look about 30. I am not a student. I am his dad." - and my 5'7" pale German stepdad points to my 6'4" obviously mixed race self - when I say no resemblance I mean *no way* we are related. Unfortunately for the teacher he doesn't see the vice principal, a family friend, walking up behind him as he starts cursing up a storm and grabs at the cigarette in my stepdad's mouth. As my stepdad naturally pulls back, the teacher's hand hits his glasses knocking them off. The teacher is immediately grabbed by the shoulder and spun around by the vice-principal who calmly says "That is Mr. X - he is that students step-father and a good friend, wth do you think you're doing." The teacher started verbally backtracking "oh, I thought he was *just* a student, I didn't realize..." At this point the vice principal begins a lecture that I will never forget - but can't repeat here in detail. Basically, 'None of our students is *just* a student...never speak like that to, or in front of students again....*NEVER* touch a student in anger like that..go home, you aren't needed to chaperone the bus, Mr. X can do it as he's riding anyway . Be in my office tomorrow at 8 AM" We'll never know what was said, but we had a substitute for homeroom that morning - and never saw that teacher again.

[@ally_chat]

Daaamn!!! That vice principal is amazing!

[@jamesgg9950]

Yeah, assaulting a random adult is bad enough. But if he had been a student (and a minor, presumably) that teacher's career would be jolly-well-fact *and* the school would be liable.

[@SheepdogSmokey]

@@ally_chat My Vice Principal was the same, he was there to help the kids and teach, anything else came second. The only "trouble" I got in was in 10th grade. A bully sucker punched me and kept going, so I was defending myself. Bully was dragged away by security and expelled, I was taken to his office after seeing the nurse. He told me he "had to" suspend me for 2 days, zero tolerance crap as he called it, but my Dad (Mom was further away) was almost an hour away, so I should go get all the work i was going to miss in class, so I wouldn't fall behind. I finished it by the next day, so Dad and I did oil changes and other stuff we enjoyed doing together for the weekend. Also, in 3 years of high school, I NEVER saw him wear the same tie twice, dude must have had a separate bedroom for his tie-closet.

[@ally_chat]

@@SheepdogSmokey That's pretty cool of him, two days sucks but I'm pretty sure that's policy for fights. Yeah, the tie thing, I know a student in my class and I have never seen him wear two of the same socks so I can definitely see the curiosity on that lol.

[@lamelama22]

James GG nah back in the day teachers and administrators were allowed to get a bit more physical with students. Today, yea, he’d be fired, arrested, & sued... but back then, nothing would come of it. Hell I saw teachers assault students ~15 years ago & get away with it, just as the PC / sue-happy culture was really taking hold.

[@slima11NG]

I've seen a "clapper" His name is Felix and he is Swedish He did this "MEME *CLAP* REVIEW *CLAP*

[@kuno7636]

tfw you're the 69th like

[@slima11NG]

@@kuno7636 nice

[@BeukendaalMason]

Next meme

[@smokebomb4206]

Why the hell is this not top comment

[@OmniscientWarrior]

I know of another Swede that does that, Gloria was his name.

[@hollywade6761]

Yes, clappers do exist. I encountered one the other day and all I could do was bust out laughing and walk away.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

I'm disabled and i get clapped at occasionally. I always look at them in dead silence like THEY'RE the idiot. "Really? You're being THAT person?" kind of look. Most of the time they realize they're the ahole and leave (sometimes with apology) but occasionally i have to slowly raise my paralyzed left arm (it's only partial from the elbow to shoulder but fully unresponsive and atrophied from below the elbow down) and clap back at them "I'M. DISABLED. NOT. STUPID." and they always take that moment to leave in a huff xD

[@rayeittastay2458]

I never thought clap backs actually happened with real life, flesh and bones people.

[@SpringDavid]

Me: *sees that person has an holster with a gun* Normal people: would not get closer to the guy and would want to get out the fastest as possible My mind: *_don't make stealing jokes, don't make stealing jokes, don't make stealing jokes_*

[@thatguyinthegroup2728]

Hey so what which gang you in? Asking for a boss..

[@thedragonclan693]

I'd only inch away because people that open carry are usually first to get shot during a robbery.

[@kakerotbardockson2907]

You would be better off than me, I would go straight to some John Wayne or Clint Eastwood western quote that would likely get me shot

[@noemimoreno9466]

Ok, but can we just take a moment to appreciate how supportive the husband was of his wife caming? Love to see it

[@asherael]

She could have got him, or even a cop killed. That's OUTRAGEOUS

[@Mfidk]

"Honey can you grab me a snack for later" "Sure just grab the bleach paper towels and a new daughter" "Um ok" 5 minuets later "Ok got her" "IT WAS A JOKE"

[@tjb_6203]

That sounds weirdly accurate, boi!

[@SparkShadow212]

That's a very specific joke 😂

[@johnabbot1585]

Insane!

[@niapor]

the wife could have said "sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when the aunt appeared........LMAO

[@patrickracer43]

"The customer is always right!" No, the customer is never right

[@GeneralPet]

That's the European reasoning. USA gotta learn

[@gardengnome3249]

Not if you talk to my wife's boss here in Australia. Even when they are rude and insulting the assistants have to be polite and agree or get the manager and who wants to do that. The entitleds need to be removed.

[@widgetsmom1946]

We always had to "follow policy or get written up/fired". When we did and entitled asked for managers, the managers ALWAYS "changed the policy" and made us hourlys look like complete idiots. That would infuriate me. I despise that Customer is always right BS. ( I worked with public over 30 years. I would never treat anyone like crap. Honey is sweeter!)

[@bakkedpotato1179]

The customer is always a customer

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Unless the question is what is the customer never

[@belltully1yahoocom]

I had a similar situation as the first story when carrying my knife

[@FeyTheBin]

"...your car needs serviced, not me." GOLD!

[@dantheman2415]

that last one needs to go in r/iDOworkherelady Edit: this is my most liked comment, it probably will stay like that, kinda got me surprised tho. thank you people, who like comments about correcting a reddit thread, i appreciate your support.

[@aziz8025]

NO! IT'S R/IDOWORKHERESIR YOU DIRTY PERVERT.

[@raunakrauniyar8444]

And r/maliciouscompliance too i guess

[@Emophiliac2]

Well, the last story started off as r/iDOworkheresir and ended as r/iDOworkherelady. Not sure if that was a language problem or a made-up story problem.

[@dantheman2415]

@@aziz8025 SORRY IM NOT A REDDIT EXPERT JEEZ.

[@aziz8025]

@@dantheman2415 wait wat

[@Nate-rp5pw]

Crazy lady: You’re being arrested. OP: Here take this. Crazy lady: What’s this!? OP: An uno reverse card. Now you’re being arrested Thx for the likes guys!

[@FrancisR420]

Draw 4 b****

[@user-nn7lb7yj6i]

JAS THE ULTIMATE UNO REVERS CARD

[@AwesomeNinjaXD]

NANI!?

[@randallsanders1766]

Reverse, reverse!

[@roroo3045]

Edits ruin comments.

[@Restilia_ch]

Props to the cam girl for immediately switching gears (no pun intended) when she realized this was a different kind of business call.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

I read "no. pun intended."

[@callanightshade8079]

I get mistaken for an employee every time I walk into a store. Luckily I haven't dealt with any entitled assholes yet and the people apologize for the mix up. The funniest one though was at the local Hobby Lobby. It was hot and I was in booty shorts and a spaghetti strap tank top with my Bluetooth headphones in. I said to the woman when she asked I think I would be fired for violating the dress code. Right as the manager (who knows me as a regular) is walking by. He says "I love your business but if you worked here you would be fired for that. And we all had a good laugh about it 😊

[@AnotherSwissYoutubeUser]

I don’t get why those people don’t just move on after OP’s said ,,I don’t work here.’’

[@dimcaboy]

I love how so many of these people think workers use the excuse “I don’t work here” to get out of work

[@evadedenbach1226]

I got the "Do you work here?" while literally wearing badges or shirts with the company name as big as my face! Really? Is my first thought, while wearing said items as big as my face!

[@caseyohlstein7679]

My mom and grandma claps, but only when they get super pissed

[@Lycan4]

The cam-girl story: Well... talk about a supportive husband.

[@andiniwirawan]

"My aunt hehehehehe... the cops hehehehe" Okay rslash

[@Ajehy]

Humor is based on the absurd and unexpected. This is above and beyond pretty much... everything.

[@joshaaron3587]

Karen: "Where (clap) are (clap) the (clap) batteries (clap)?" Me: In the battery section. 😎 *Leaves

[@G33k4Lyfe]

You're more creative than I am. I'd probably say something to the effect of, "IN 👏🏾 THE 👏🏾 STORE 👏🏾"

[@kimberlyakin8908]

I would Have followed Up with " Be sure to get those Batteries for Your vibratior you act like it has Been a while and You Need them. It is Making you Bitchy"

[@TruthNerds]

Karen: "Where (clap) are (clap) the (clap) batteries (clap)?" Me: Here is the battery. *punches Karen in the face* Glad to have been of service!

[@bananaman6158]

i would do the same

[@cottonfloss7951]

I would’ve been like: *Not with me*

[@rebeccak6682]

I’ve never had a clapper, but if I did, the clapping sound would be my open hand smacking the clapper’s face.

[@jasonmccabe5915]

When I worked retail I encountered several clappers. They must think it brings your attention back to them. I once told a woman, "Applause are not necessary ma'am. I haven't helped you yet." She was not amused.

[@jjcymbolic]

Be a woman that works at gamestop, you get clapped at all the time. Customer: Do you know where I can find Mario for Xbox? Me: Sorry, but Mario is a Nintendo game, and Nintendo creates things tend to stay on their consoles. You would need to pick out a Wii, Wii-u or one of their DS games. (No switch at the time.) Customer: Perhaps you don't understand. You probably don't even play games. Let me break it down for you. I clap want clap a Mario game clap on the clap xbox. Not clap Nintendo. Sheesh, they'll hire anyone here. Me: Sir, I think you should do some research yourself. He proceeds to ask for a manager. And I direct him to the female keyholder that was present and he left in a huff. This is also the same place a dude was banned on my first day (my first day was the Destiny midnight launch), after he proceeded to shove me into the brick wall outside, hard enough to cause scrapes, but soft enough that I could handle easy. Assistant manager came out and fixed the situation by never letting him in again

[@BeukendaalMason]

Honestly it seems a lot of Gamestop employees just get bad treatment. Especially for calling a transgender person by the wrong gender...

[@lapinus]

Gamestop is cancer.

[@jamesletendre6456]

Pharmacy tech here. People can go absolutely bonkers, especially when called out over illegal things they do like altering prescriptions

[@somniumshadows3655]

Oh god yes. I was a female working at Game for two years. Mostly got away without sexism and just had surprised reactions at my existence, but had one guy who knew fuck all about games and admitted he hadn't owned a console since his old atari, come in to buy a PS3 from us who. After every single game recommendation I made, he ask for "a man's opinion of that". I was recommending uncharted, bioshock and the last of us.

[@VashtheStampede0072]

Somnium Shadows I work at GameStop and I feel that on a personal level every time I recommend games like Hitman and DMC. Like why does my opinion need to be backed up by a man if I can tell you the mechanics and gameplay for you like you asked. 😑

[@candacebaughman420]

I work for Wal-Mart so I can say that I have never seen a Wal-Mart associate wear a Hawiian shirt on the clock!😂

[@ashleyt6840]

The story where the girl is being dragged away is just terrifying. I think his intention was just to kidnap her anyways. That’s just really weird to be “so embarrassed” when you drag a teenage girl to the front of a store and consequently find out she doesn’t work there that you pretend she’s your daughter. The fact the wife played along like she knew what to do is so weird too. She was yelling help and that he was assaulting her, but a normal person (wouldn’t grab her in the first place) definitely would let go when she started yelling that. Like what were they gonna do when they got her out there? Chew her out for yelling that and sorry not sorry for thinking you’re an employee? Nobody is going to try to save face that badly. If they think they were going to avoid assault charges by doing that it still doesn’t make sense because they could still call the cops. I believe they saw a teenage girl who they thought was alone, knew she didn’t work there, but wanted to start a scene to make her look like an unruly teen so they could get her out. They wanted to kidnap her from the very beginning. I’m glad her aunt came out in time to get her out of that.

[@enerioffutt1881]

When r/Slash laughs...you know it's gonna be good.

[@dogslow4448]

Bedroom voice made up for no puppy bloopers. I has a satisfied. Subbot #14791

[@Phika_]

We can't tell them teh tuth. -Subbot #17953

[@ghfhgfuuu]

Eh.. I came

[@tywren2486]

When the clapper asked "where *clap* are *clap* the *clap* batteries *clap*" I'd have replied "in *clap* your *clap* vibrator *clap*"

[@lawsofphysics2138]

👍

[@Lycan4]

Dude, I spit water all over my carpet! XD That's one of the best comebacks I've ever heard!

[@TylerFurrison]

Clearly it's stuck up there like a wasp in a beehive

[@funisinfinite.]

😃👌

[@redditaddicts2858]

Every mean girl at my high school was a clapper

[@ingridaguero6460]

My aunt actually did almost kidnap a 12 year old thinking it was me. At least she was smart enough to admit embarrassment and let her go.