r/Notmyjob | this wasn't his job.

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[@UwUYT]

the first time the editor had to censor the swearing with the metal pipe sound i jumped lmao

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

Same!

[@comradewindowsill4253]

ty for the warning

[@hawkfeather6802]

I saw this and laughed when it showed up.

[@Myron0117]

timestamp?

[@alrecks619]

@@Myron0117 1:00 edit 1 : 2:59 edit 2 : 3:52 and 5:46 edit 3 : 8:32 edit 4 : 9:33

[@betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv]

That subtitle joke was clever. Thanks editor.

[@CouldBeChara]

[Speaks a language]

[@Regular5365]

@@CouldBeChara [Replies in said language]

[@CouldBeChara]

@@Regular5365 [Has long and deep conversion in that language with a lot of plot and character development]

[@gamerpone1792]

[Replies in German]

[@lapislazuali]

[insert joke here]

[@SithArbiter1157]

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, come on down to Mnald's Mcdo." - Sorrow TV

[@JeremyPorcelain]

@Sensist hopefully

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

Their motto would be "It's Tolerable"

[@JeremyPorcelain]

@@AuroraTheIdiot ‘I’m havin’ an indifferent reaction about it’ and the little whistle is just five of the same pitched whistles with one second intervals.

[@pagedmaj]

Man I miss Sorrow TV, completely forgot about him.

[@treepotato9273]

whatever happened to that guy

[@Imdatrobloxboi]

One time while I went on a trip to Hawaii, I went to this superstore. The thing was, the labels for the fantas said “COCA COLA FANTA ORANGE ????????” I’m never gonna forget that.

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

Orange coke is now indented into my head

[@JeremyPorcelain]

The real question is Coca Cola Fanta orange?

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

@@JeremyPorcelain Corange

[@JeremyPorcelain]

@@AuroraTheIdiot faca cola

[@ImMentallyGone]

@Jeremy Porcelain ah yes, faca cola, my favorite drink

[@xdarin_]

Editor Kenny, I want you to know that the metal pipe scared the crap out of me. Please continue doing that. "I have no words." "I do, *_METAL PIPE FALLING"_*

[@lindasanders6928]

2:59

[@angelaodonnell8407]

3:50 I don't think anybodys going to buy man *METAL PIPE*

[@slimeymr.2940]

9:31

[@xdarin_]

​@@lindasanders6928 little *_[P I P E]_*

[@jessicabirdwell2345]

1:01

[@thirstfast1025]

my little cousin used to call corn on the cob "corn on the bone", so I started calling canned corn "boneless"

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

I sure hope that it's boneless. I don't want to find a bone in my canned corn.

[@nakumavecaan254]

@@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs Or else you would have a bone to pick...?

[@JeremyPorcelain]

Yeah, I’ll have a cheeseburger, no pickles, no mustard, no *bones* please.

[@z0mb1e.g1rll]

Whenever I get corn on a cob I call it korn and make like 20 korn references

[@thirstfast1025]

@@JeremyPorcelain you... put corn on your cheeseburgers?

[@elijahpatterson2596]

"I have no words." "I do." *METALLIC CLANGING*

[@michealbounds550]

Lexi would be screaming regarding the Ethernet cable

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

It's the forbidden door

[@Madame_Enyo]

I feel like she'd just leave. Not say anything the video just ends after a long awkward silence

[@MuddyPawsStudios]

I’m sorry but the metal pipe sound every time Robin swears is sending me. Always like it when the editors switch things up

[@fresch4395]

Can we please give a huge applause to kenny? The subtitles during the subtitle rant was awesome. I laughed my ass off not expecting that 😂 (speaking english)

[@solereflection9284]

The different ways Robin, Lexi, and Jack short circuit from these is absolutely hilarious.

[@michaeljohnson1117]

9:00 that's why you carry a Sharpie around with you, and whenever you see something like that, you write "lies" on the recycling side.

[@barnabashanko1806]

9:34 As a Hungarian, yes, this is actually true, and the whole country is embarrassed (except for our prime minister, clown of the eu)

[@randomnessltd]

Absolutely horrifying. "Oh, let's have a nice walkway installed. THEN CUT DOWN THE THING THE WALKWAY GOES THROUGH! It's like getting a new watch because you didn't like the color of the previous one that YOU PICKED OUT!

[@madeline6951]

Would've been even worse if they used those same trees for resources. At that point that would be some kind of 170k modern art piece.

[@thatonecommie8351]

@@randomnessltd Nah, More like ordering a watch and getting your arms amputated before it arrives.

[@squoshi307]

@@thatonecommie8351 Nah, more like ripping your arms off and using them to _make_ the watch.

[@thatonecommie8351]

@@squoshi307 lmao

[@Rainok]

The metal pipe censor just reminds me of a video of the Mario 64 intro but it goes "dear Mario" *metal pipe sound* "yours truly, princess toadstool | Peach"

[@A_Notable_NPC]

Egg

[@colinstevenson8030]

The metal pipe falling sound was hilarious. Was laughing the whole way through.

[@sethwilson6380]

Out of all the bleeps emkay uses the metal pipe is my favorite

[@WICKEDCLOOSTER]

I swear that pipe sound gets me every frickin time it’s so hilarious

[@ImMentallyGone]

6:38 Ah yes, the sample text pillows. I find that funny for no reason. Also my local McDonald's sign only says McDo because part of the sign went out, and the *"Now hiring"* sign that someone set up got completely flunked and now says *"No ring"*

[@OniKidou]

7:38 Don't feel too bad. I, too, read misquotes as mosquitos.

[@heymoon7088]

The metal sound made me flinch every time I'm like a chihuahua

[@thatfriendwhosesanityyouquesti]

Shout-out to the subtitle joke. Was about to see if they did captions for this vid, only to find subtitles already on the screen. Must of taken a lotta work for those 10 seconds, mad respect 😂

[@crazyazzcambelastname8080]

the damn pipe fall had me scared keep it, its the best censorship

[@kessiniktange8861]

6:21 Well, if he was trying to do his job wrong, I think he nailed it.

[@Leonardo-ht5jk]

Woodnt reccomend doing that

[@BloodMoonCosplays]

STOOOOOOP 😂😂😂😂

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

Kenny, secure your metal pipes better! They're dropping all over the place!

[@MoxyTheFoxyVR]

you were mortified at the * metal pipe falling sound effect *

[@MosseiShroome]

1:00 The pipe sound effect sensor was way funnier than it needed to be

[@vodahminhahnu4267]

If I paid more than 5$ for mac and cheese and it came like that I am going to waltz back over there and launch that bag at their window.

[@wumbology6072]

Robin’s little laugh KILLS me 😂

[@mtgoutdoors8158]

It does to me too

[@mtgoutdoors8158]

And let me show you how to make a human. That circle in the middle is it belly by the way

[@mtgoutdoors8158]

🚶‍♂️

[@mtgoutdoors8158]

That's how it would look if it was real

[@1stdoor]

the pipe sound at 3:50 had me dying

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

That metal clank censor makes me jump every time 😂

[@nlis8222]

8:17 good job Kenny👍

[@GipsyDangerfan]

For the subtitles thing, and this is a just in general thing, they need to do what Unicorn Wars did and actually translate what they're saying in whatever language they're speaking into English in the subtitles/captions instead of having the subtitles/captions say [Speaking in Spanish/German/etc.] when the English subtitles/captions is turned on. A most recent example of what they could do it with would be Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.

[@hawkfeather6802]

These were funny and the metal grinding noise was too 😂

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

1:19 This is a stunt inspired by an old British TV show called Beadle's About where they pretended they painted double yellow lines over someone's car and filmed their reaction.

[@some_dude_in_the_internet]

The thumbnail is the best definition of "YOU HAD ONE JOB."

[@peterbrungardt5434]

Can we please keep the metal pipe sound for censoring swear words?

[@darkonyx6995]

4:21 I JUST LOVE ALL THE ANIME REFERENCES THE EDITOR PUTS IN THE VIDEOS!!! Wasn't expecting Nichijou at all! One of the BEST animes i've ever seen frfr If someday i see a clip of Jashin Chan Dropkick I'LL LITERALLY DROPKICK MY PC OUT OF SHEER HAPPINESS!!!

[@saurML]

found the comment i was looking for nichijou ftw

[@gentlesoul221]

1:29 Not only is that illegal in one way, it breaks 3 different codes WITHIN texas labor code chapter 21 in relation to Color, Race, And National Identity. But then again what else do we expect from the 'free'est' state in the US

[@nefwaenre]

i LOVE that little Auto subtitle trick!! Much love to the Emkay editor~~ ♥

[@timburlingame5893]

Hey now, Natty Daddy is downright drinkable.

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

Hehe That's what SHE SA-

[@JeremyPorcelain]

In Germany, they call cotton candy ‘Daddy’s Beard’.

[@Plague_and_class]

​@@JeremyPorcelain Same in France

[@carlycarmine3858]

I've tried it, it's decent beer but I like bud light better

[@ZamierNarkiss]

​@@carlycarmine3858 and I thought Bud Light was not a beer

[@michaeljohnson1117]

3:15 someone should just go get a can of spray paint and paint fire hydrant no parking right on the cement on the road at these places. And if they send people out to resurface the road to cover it up just do it again.

[@lachecastle531]

The metal pipe sound caught me so off guard but I fucking love it😂

[@thou_dog]

If you were curious about the caption on the toilet stall photo around 9:32 -- it means roughly "Who the hell mounted this railing? This is the least practical thing I've seen all day."

[@Boss2_Official]

as an israeli person this is true

[@IWillBrutalyRemoveYourBalls]

I just love that goofy ahh pipe sound, it's so soothing

[@enderandbonnie335]

4:28 I like to call this scam maze not only you got tricked to pay but you will dispointed that it not a maze and lead to the wrong one

[@benpotato9994]

+1 for the editors additions to this one

[@anonymanonymus4706]

9:33 fun fact, the text (Hebrew) says that it's the wierdest thing this guy seen TODAY, not in his life, just TODAY.

[@Dr.Foxdude]

Props to the editor for the falling pipes and Subtitle edits. 10/10 would F*PIPE*ing watch again

[@beebissUNUSED]

the censor sound, so far, has scared me every time! thanks guys :)!

[@pathwaytousername]

Last one reminds me of how on r/place no one was able to remember how the Canadian flag looked. It was pretty funny.

[@goldenempire4296]

3:05 TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

[@Nyerguds]

Took me a while to find the video; was "minecraft monday w/ ConnorEatsPants" (in his "Past Livesteams" playlist), @ 1:28:00

[@HeriEystberg]

They paid a lot of money for a frog cake. Do you see any semblance of a frog anywhere? No! Plus, the author of that article chose the word mortified.

[@mechengr1731]

This. Putting a tiny smiley face on a green iced cake in no way, shape, or form makes it a frog cake. What makes it worse is that the 3 suggests its for a 3 year old 😬

[@Calamibee]

The fucking metal pipe sound effect for censoring got me

[@zencaia3064]

Love the extra effort for the caption rant xD tnx kenny pretty cool

[@LexusLFA554]

That censor sound (whatever it is) sounds funny as hell, kinda like bashing pots together xD

[@kxclan]

*inserts metal pipe sound here* yes but funny

[@LexusLFA554]

@@kxclan Oh, so it is supposed to be a metal pipe. Kinda sounded like somebody tackling a tower of metal pots xD

[@yeezoyoutube]

That vending machine at 0:39 is the reason why vending machines cause so many deaths

[@alrecks619]

Editor Kenny's censor game is always on point, but can we get Editor Emma's Neco Arc noises at some point?

[@alrecks619]

the censor timestamps roundup : Re:Zero restart sound 0:35 1:50 3:21 5:34 6:36 9:03 metal pipe sounds 1:00 2:59 3:52 5:46 8:32 9:33

[@samh2340]

Editor, I'm begging you, please slow the transitions down, I don't have enough time to fully take in the cursed imagery and understand what I'm supposed to be mortified by

[@literaltrashpigeon5570]

Gotta say, the censoring noise is really startling and a bit of a jumpscare

[@jimwormmaster]

1:59: Very illegal, that's straight up against the US Civil Rights Act. Depending on the size of the company, they may have to pay up to $300k in compensatory and punitive damages.

[@caoinhnamkhanh2795]

Wtf that editting on the bad caption post was hilarious ty editor kenny

[@ItzLagom]

The random Minecraft "pearl clutch" reference makes me happy

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

me and my friends now send "mnalds mcdom" to eachother religiously. i originally found the post from a different video but thank you for reminding me of this

[@SoldierOfLoveMJ]

10/10 subtitles.

[@JennaGetsCreative]

Foreign language subtitle thing: I used to work for a transcription company (one of the main ones KZbinrs who hire out use) and the company had a very strict policy that if the client didn't specifically pay for translation, we were not allowed to translate. We risked not being paid for the job at all if we did because someone else would have to "fix it" (remove the unpaid translation.) AppleTV probably didn't pay for translation.

[@omgtatercat]

I love the frog cake, it's adorable

[@Leonardo-ht5jk]

Those two puzzle pieces are having some mischevious activities for the lack of a better term

[@reinatheeevee706]

To add to the stupidity of the treetop walk situation. They built a toilet next to it which can only be locked from the outside

[@TheGhoulHunter]

dude why were the funniest parts the metal pipes bro

[@Josh_the_jester]

2:12 no better yet, print out a door (frame and all, screw a nice looking door knob, and tell people "it's the magic door that gets you out of poverty"

[@TheFrantic5]

0:42 that seems like it was result of either a test mode or a catastrophic machine error that caused every single corkscrew to rotate.

[@tonyfrancesco3115]

I'm getting HTF flachbacks now, thanks.

[@kumaka6057]

9:32 "who the hell designed this railing, this is the least practical thing i've seen all day"

[@The-Plaguefellow]

Watching this just after the one from February, and it's interesting to see the Frog Birthday Cake (2:37) appear in both and hear Robin's two entirely different reactions to the same entry.

[@matildamaven8841]

Now thinking about the language implications of hiring a slurpee considering how the double ee at the end of employee marks it as the receiver of employ. So the slurpee is the reciever of slurp. Hmmmm

[@maniaemagna]

9:02 I used to work at a place that just threw everything out but the reason why wasn't what you think. They used to have recycling but employees who didn't care threw trash in with the recycling. Local waste management got fed up with their ignoring the rules so they refused to pickup their recycling anymore. So if you see a place that does this it isn't always because they don't care or don't want to bother. It might be because the business lost recycling as a service.

[@paulh.5505]

The pearl clutch got me good. 😂

[@thebdsyt]

Looks like the shadow realm spells Mcdoom for you, Grimace. -Hamburglar after his legendary return

[@Moonwalker2923]

It takes so much effort to paint over a car. Why? The person who parked there (probably) didn’t know that you were gonna paint the sidewalk/road that day. They didn’t do anything to you. You could’ve just waited. Edit: sorry, I made a typo.

[@floweiar441]

there were clearly cones of do not park

[@Noob-gb6bn]

@@terasestHammasratas then it is absolutely stupid the cones were placed there

[@Rule_0]

9:30 TRANSLATION MAN: "who the f designs a railing like that?, that is the least practical thing ive seen all day"

[@jadziajan]

Seems that Robin was mortified by these parents' choice of word.

[@ChaosEater39]

9:32 translation: "who the hell designed this pipe? its the least practical thing I have seen all day."

[@cherrytree3400]

post at 9:30 : i have no words robin : i do * LOUD METAL CLANGING NOISE *

[@adamb89]

6:54 Guy probably was a contractor of some sort who owned multiple vehicles, and ran it out of a home office. I used to work for a guy like that. We'd all just show up to his house, pile into the trucks, and go.

[@spy9965]

Your editor pulled a good one with the subs

[@slain_9064]

9:15 i can't stop repeating the shaking on your voice I'm so sorry I'm laughing way too hard.

[@twily4]

@ the subtitles issue - we had that same issue recently, WITH that same movie. Probably for a different reason though - we got one of those firestick apps to replace our cable and getting subtitles to work involves going through like 5 settings screens, and my parents just can't be bothered to try and find it. You also have to go through all that shit again just to turn them off, so unless we're having a foreign film marathon (which I doubt because my parents hate having to rely on subtitles), theres no use to turning them on for a single scene in a movie.

[@SlothOfSin]

For the subtitles bit Editor Kenny, just know that you will forever be my favorite editor, I'll never forget you

[@antimatterbee9331]

3:08 I would also accept this cake. CAKE IS CAKE.

[@ViiKing_]

The thumbnail made me think of "City boys watch stuff, country boys McDo"

[@julienbreault6095]

the god damn pipe sound killed me every time

[@julienbreault6095]

"you were mortified at the cute frog cake" XD

[@cgilbert210]

Left over stairs at 2:11 you can see a line near the top of the border against the wall. It’s either a hidden door or a door used to be there.

[@justaguy-69]

when my son was 5 he used to call grandmas vericose veins "very close veins" IT SEEMED FITTING! i LOL'd

[@Qualicabyss]

Half these people are getting laughed at, half are getting fired and a few are getting arrested

[@zapheil]

Things I like about the editing in this video: the subtitle joke. Things I despise about the editing in this video: the sound chosen for censoring and the mere 0.00001 seconds that a good percentage of the images are up on the screen. Like, seriously, I barely even have enough time to register that a picture is now being shown before it’s already gone.

[@emopunkyELO]

The editing was lovely

[@katereeves4664]

"I almost said mosquitoes, I'm insane" fckn sent me 😂 idk why

[@ZillaSupreme]

2:50: Jesus. The high pitched voice and the metal pipe sound frickin’ BROKE me! 😂

[@WhispTheFox]

I have an answer to the out of place produce. They ran out of the product that is supposed to be there but had to fill the displays. Empty displays makes it look like there isn't much in the store and means more customers leave more quickly to find stuff at another store. Full displays, even with wrong shit, means more money. I used to work in produce...

[@GoomyWorm]

1:06 my co-manager did this by accident and instead of admitting it was her mistake which it was she avoided responsibility for it and started yelling at me "there is no way, that couldn't have been me, how did that happen? I didn't do it". She definitely did it. I wish she would admit fault instead of blaming her mistakes on other people it would show more of a sense of maturity and it would keep other people from getting in trouble because of something she did.