r/Technicallythetruth | I BET "U' DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!!!!!!!!

[@YaBoiPatron]

"Your father was prounounced dead" "Oh my god i can't believe i was pronouncing it wrong all this time" "Haha but no he's actually dead" "I thought he was Clint"

[@kennethtimorang8343]

Strong like comment, little man good. *strong liked that*

[@starplatinum7111]

Massive pp

[@wholesomesithtrooper7955]

YaBoiPatron pp

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Star Platinum *Ah, yes, cause everyone has two big smiley faces on their face* Edit: Ya’ll, I was referring to this “:p”, the joke is no longer funny when I have to explain it.

[@jotarojoestar514]

So. When Yo Dad Dies, All The Dad Jokes Get Passed To You.

[@indeeditiscirro]

Normies: Coronavirus Scientists: COVID-19 Jack: *Convenient Identification*

[@MathematicallyAFox]

Patchy Rye I do not have a medical license.

[@GM.Nobody]

KZbin :Demonetization

[@KawaiiKing64]

Also Jack: Cuualoopaduuadepuu (9:13)

[@hegrye]

69 likes Nice

[@Skittenmeow]

Um scientists SARS-CoV-2

[@that_lonelykiddo7843]

5:13 Emkay: she can’t go up! Ha! Queen: *just jumps*

[@MrMalix]

But can she go down?

[@CJ0809]

@@MrMalix sit down

[@MrMalix]

True, true

[@that_lonelykiddo7843]

@Mr. Malix She can crouch or sit

[@MrMalix]

Aha! I can counter your counter by assuming that we measure her location based on her feet and not her center of mass! How will you solve that one?

[@crimsonamethyst7571]

*He has no legs, climbs Everest. whats your excuse?* me: I don't have an Everest

[@suzim6157]

My excuse is i have legs

[@popeofsimps2924]

My excuse is I’m not able to climb a mountain, unlike what todd said

[@sugarrush4758]

I have arms. *lends out all 7777777 arms*

[@cheyennearnett8534]

My excuse is I don't wanna. It's a waste of time and energy and I achieve literally nothing. And I'm lazy. Mostly cuz I'm lazy

[@godzillaking-rf2eq]

My exuse is i dont Everest

[@linksmysteries3050]

I just woke up from sleep. This is great meme coffee.

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

Link's Mysteries Mind checking out my recent videos? I’m just trying to blow up...if not it’s perfectly fine. Have a nice day😊❤️🙏

[@rikotherengokustan8111]

TrxlyFN Bruh

[@Zoiler]

@@PrimetimePrestyn even if u are nice you are the worst person in this comment section for advertising

[@NoName-ld7gg]

TrxlyFN No. Go away, spam bot. Btw, I’m pretty sure that you don’t get subscribers just by begging. If you’re that desperate, then just delete the account.

[@ClawedCat]

TrxlyFN if you want views your best off making funny comments not just... asking for views

[@brainstorm623]

Dr. Badvice: "The best way to avoid getting pregnant is to be a man." Yeah, tell that to the aliens in the Sims games. Also, Deviantart.

[@popeofsimps2924]

It’s badvice, not advice, we’re you expecting great advice? No you were expecting me to explain badvice

[@brainstorm623]

@@popeofsimps2924 Yeah and I said a joke that poke a hole in the logic of the bad advice. Or are you expecting me to explain to you what a joke means, he whose name is a derogative term for "disability"?

[@dickysatria7268]

And also arnokd scwazerneger in one of that old movie... forgot the name

[@brainstorm623]

dicky satria I think it was "The Pregnator"

[@Barking_Pikachu]

Omg I read this comment at the exact same time as in the video lmfao send help I am god

[@christophervaughan7416]

4:05 Callmekevin is getting more powerful. He has ascended. He is now here! He is here! HE IS HERE! PRAISE JIM!

[@harley3088]

Yes, YES. ALL HAIL THE DEAR LEADER JIM PICKENS!

[@identity_undetermined]

TURG LIKE

[@DogPerson626]

“Wait, she can’t go up!!!” Are you saying she’s incapable of jumping?

[@extrapathos]

Well she is old

[@caipingcui7594]

@@extrapathos She can still jump

[@AdamArBast99]

You just need one more like 'til the magic number.

[@blackgamerz2316]

@@alfredjamesdanielsiii8025 checkmate

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

@@alfredjamesdanielsiii8025 I'm pretty sure a LOT of members of the royal family have gone up. That's how she got the job in the first place, after all.

[@zinxler7631]

Kid's Vision:* Seeing A Stick * Kid's Imagination:* A POWERFUL WEAPON *

[@drdrdrdraiiiiii]

At: 0

[@seanobrienplays688]

Yes

[@skjorta1984]

I still have a stick from like 5 years ago I thought was a bo staff

[@melanie4595]

Be carefull of what you say. You know what disaster is coming for you.

[@a_raichub]

You can still poke someone's eyes out with that

[@brostrod]

jokes aside, the detail on that couch potato was amazing and it was really cool

[@reom5478]

I'm watching this at night,so the brown colour really doesn't irritates my eyes

[@banjoacoustic]

Did you fall asleep yet?

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@banjoacoustic i mean it was 8 hours ago so that depends on if theyre a gamer

[@SF3L]

So that’s why they changed it

[@reom5478]

@@banjoacoustic yes

[@MamaLeahRocksIt]

1:44 I cried when they got back to their property, and Odin came running out with a bunch of goats. Odin really is the bestest boy.

[@deleted2143]

Me when I see Great name island: BORE RAGNOROCK

[@brotherparge]

Aaaaaaaah yes

[@GranMchumba]

Amirite guys?

[@copocopocopocopo]

@Caleb OKAY Feck indeed.

[@anaroaceagendercalledalex8544]

TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

[@theangrygermanlad1328]

Hey there friends my names is *BORR RAGNOROCK*

[@obnoxiousspyguy2140]

6:19 *starts laughing hysterically when talking about people dying*

[@marklaube1590]

the drug one reminded me of when some guys where playing World War Z "we need to know how many people worked here" "at least 5" "it just slowly increases as time goes on" -few minutes and about 100 dead zombies later- "we can confirm at least 10"

[@TheHyperTuber-VantaBlack]

1:27 What's funny here is that 16/64 actually IS equal to 1/4

[@errorusernamenotfound1018]

EmKay trying not to say -COVID- results in -gibberish- seikksilkwormjackpiratecottonwoolandrandomstufftofilluptheblank what a pleasure to hear

[@bunbunh4932]

I have nothing to say

[@SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm]

Not only could you never be in an empty room but unless that room is a perfect vacuum the room is never empty

[@DarkShamilKhan]

Jack:- Introduces Me:- *Quickly picks up headphones*

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

this

[@vrm4965]

is

[@webberdabest4510]

Patrick

[@anglfail]

no

[@fabrizioarias5897]

this

[@sham_sam9902]

4:02 It weird to see a wild Kevin in someone else's channel, that isnt a collab....

[@boiyado6717]

7:30, the way I took that was that most Australians wouldn't even care that much that their home was replaced by sea because it would be an upgrade.

[@Bancheezilop]

I told my mom "anxiety is just co conspiracie theorys about yourself" and she yelled at me to go to bed TwT

[@ClawedCat]

Title: bet you didn’t see that coming Blind people: CORRECT!

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

Clawed Cat Gaming Mind checking out my recent videos? I’m just trying to blow up...if not it’s perfectly fine. Have a nice day😊❤️🙏

[@ryan-ch6fp]

@@PrimetimePrestyn Not being rude but that isnt the good way to promote your videos. You shouldn't be doing that.

[@kneegrow537]

Bo

[@YourInternetK9]

@@ryan-ch6fp They can choose to promote their channel how they want as long as it affects no one in a harmful way.

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

Insideron alright I see other people do it so i tried it

[@girlyendergirl1705]

Deviant: "She Can't Go Up! Ha!" Me: "She can jump or go *UP* stairs" Deviant: "DID I STUTTER?!?!?!"

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Man with Alzheimer, forgot that he has an Alzheimer. Alzheimer: You can't remember anything. Man: I don't even know what you are.

[@boyboss3322]

6:15 You laughed like a maniac lmao 😂 it just makes it better that it said "If you put Alaska on top of US a lot of people would die"

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

Jack's laugh is so contagious, it really makes my day✨

[@kingsockrat8543]

4:00 Callmekevin cult assemble! More like bore Ragnarok

[@apasih3781]

"so beat it" -Michael Jackson and maybe Jack

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

n0name Mind checking out my recent videos? I’m just trying to blow up...if not it’s perfectly fine. Have a nice day😊❤️🙏

[@lileydoodles]

sHUT UP

[@TheOnlyPedroGameplays]

@@PrimetimePrestyn 🕺🧚‍♀️shut up🧚‍♀️🕺

[@apasih3781]

@@PrimetimePrestyn i'm not gonna try to be rude, but dont promote your channel throught your comments, most people dont like that. If you want to do that, you need a really good first impression to keep all the viewers that watched their first video of yours. So, best of luck to you, aspiring creator. :)

[@MkDuckman]

Jack just casually laughing at "a lot of people would die"

[@sajidmahmood314]

I love how maps made him go crazy 😂 only the map ones

[@K.A.I.E]

4:01 would you look at that Kevin's come a long way ; )

[@decimero4308]

When you see CallMeKevin in another video: *turg intensifies*

[@seanobrienplays688]

TURG

[@decimero4308]

Sean O'Brien Plays tUrG

[@decimero4308]

namealr t u r g

[@seanobrienplays688]

T

[@snowdream2530]

*ALL HAIL DEAR LEADER, JIM PICKENS*

[@Generlc_Human]

Actually, the Queen can go up, she just has to jump. She can even go down by falling.

[@AsaraBuck]

"I'm so privileged to be a male." *the feminist mob wants to know your location*

[@lukathurinn7906]

I read that as soon as he said it,

[@latioshunter]

Video: a lot of people would die Jack: *laughter of madness*

[@baptisteramiro1918]

0:31 , What are you doin' here Mr House ?

[@celebritydisses]

I knew I wasn’t going crazy, that is house

[@baptisteramiro1918]

@@celebritydisses , Yes that is Mr House for real muh boi

[@neptune7801]

I literally thought nobody would know who that is. I feel accomplished.

[@baptisteramiro1918]

@@neptune7801 , Me and my parents used to watch Dr House back in the day but they aren't interested in it anymore and i would like to watch it again just for the nostalgia of my childhood watching shit i shouldn't have ...

[@baptisteramiro1918]

@@GR4YSC4L3 , Yeah that's Mr House

[@seaboardairlineproductions7185]

_send a picture of u_ *proceeds to send a picture of the letter u* HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!!

[@ACBIXI]

Fun fact: you are reading a comment that doesn’t make sense

[@skjorta1984]

fun fact: because this comment doesn't make sense

[@Banshee_Null]

Fun fact: this comment makes sense to me

[@josephf6790]

XxGolden ShadowxX Fun fact: æ

[@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh]

That doesnt make sense

[@josephf6790]

Daddy Vladdy fun fact: h

[@yang8956]

Never thought I'd see my boy Kevin here😂

[@dolcegusto6745]

8:10 the funny part is that there actually is a coffee shop named Depresso in Hungary, Eger. :,D

[@quinnjustice9038]

Reverse depresso is a happucino

[@mrfrogkingg]

@@quinnjustice9038 it is rare to find perfection in a comment for me. But this. This is it.

[@Arshinred]

Jack: My name WAS Jack Everyone else: Then what’s your name now?

[@toby4784]

I know he was joking but him pronouncing lasagne that way makes me genuinely mad(7:40)

[@hajimehinata1780]

@Nazim Zaki Bruhhhhhh

[@rageoholicsm4353]

Same

[@rageoholicsm4353]

Nazim Zaki bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@dooda9566]

Nazim Zaki ehm ehm *OUR CHANNEL* (soviet union anthem starts playing )

[@Sodaztabz]

@Nazim Zaki *b r u h*

[@uglebeffus]

Holy cow, you have an amazing Homer Simpson impression.

[@Monkeyface678]

My favorite part was when he was laughing hysterically trying to say a lot of people would die

[@sageirwin799]

8:40 I’ve been in that group for a while now. Please avoid it, once you join you can never quit. They will always find you.

[@golfminer5338]

I just love r/Technically the truth you should totally make more.

[@annalynnk1822]

I love r/ihadastroke the most.

[@GoblinLord]

When you said "this will be the hour we draw swords together" you sounded like Yami from Yugioh Abridged

[@anormous6903]

4:24: me, an intellectual: so you have chosen death by Helium.

[@clay3436]

“Burning fat technically makes you a mass murderer” Me on a diet: no, no, NOOOOOOO

[@derpyto3z]

Or an arsonist

[@cheyennearnett8534]

*Sir you are under arrest*

[@BluebeerryBPS]

5:28 "Wait! She can't go up!" Haha, queen go j u m p

[@enderknight39]

Can she go down?

[@BluebeerryBPS]

@@enderknight39 shovel

[@enderknight39]

@@BluebeerryBPS Wow you replied fast to a year old comment.

[@BluebeerryBPS]

@@enderknight39 Shovel.

[@duckywucky4812]

i actually almost started crying at the coffee one it just looks so depressed

[@therandomdragon806]

“She can’t go up.” Introducing the s t a i r s! Not satisfied? P l a n e s!

[@techyte]

“It’s true because no one lives out there”, As an Australian this is correct

[@fionafiona1146]

1:22 injecting men with fertilized eggs (and immunosuppression) might very well result in pregnancy, how viable that would be without the Uterus keeping the growing placenta from ripping apart circulation, (digestive) organs and muscles is unethical to test tho.

[@cheyennearnett8534]

Sooo... How's your search history doin?

[@fionafiona1146]

@@cheyennearnett8534 Ask the CIA?

[@GetWellSoonR.E.M.]

Jack's hysterical laughter about midway through the video is amazing and contagious hahaha

[@reaprcussion5703]

"I am so privileged to be a man" Calm down there Simpalina

[@erlandyt]

"Mom? Is this safe to eat?" "No, It's for storing valuable items"

[@Pizza.enjoyer]

0:50 when you said that I was drinking water

[@TianyuQi]

3:30 when I learn about weather in geography the teacher actually put something like that in the handout as how not to tell weather, it's called John's weather forecast stone

[@junkjingle5190]

When you wanna talk to people on Omegle because you don’t have discord “M” “F” Byee

[@B0red379]

"Hitler breathed oxygen and drank water. What does that tell you about people who drink water?" Me: Slowly reaches for water bottle

[@Spy-xq6ob]

2:19 I’m the most famous spy and the best

[@vrm4965]

*praise* I hope you are alright, please, really.

[@Spy-xq6ob]

gacha - chan I The Spy is perfectly fine

[@kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn]

Means you are the least successful spy in the world...

[@cUBeCUTTER]

yes you are

[@calcutt4]

3:42 reminds me of the string weather station String still = Calm String swaying = Windy String horizontal = Very windy String wet = Rainy String stiff = Cold String smoking = the place is on fire String missing = Magpies around

[@truebornseeker9767]

“The best way to avoid getting pregnant is to be a man!” Trans men without bottom surgery disagree

[@blueeruio9370]

Question: Do Trans Women get bottom surgery as well? Or is it actually not possible.

[@godzillaking-rf2eq]

@@blueeruio9370 Answer: I HAVE NO IDEA

[@PurelyDoodles]

@@blueeruio9370 Yes they can get bottom surgery

[@blueeruio9370]

@@PurelyDoodles Oh thank you! I was just asking for a friend.

[@enderknight39]

You mean women?

[@gregoryj1477]

Everyone who ever Drank water, Breathed air, Ate food, Or moved a centimeter They died. WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT THE HUMAN RACE AND WHAT THEY DO

[@minescape1309]

4:32 so I guess this means I'm now Italian? voi vittu they've found out Finland is Italy, we're doomed

[@jacobmiller6289]

"is there anything worse than stepping on a lego?" "two legos."

[@steven03_5]

6:23 his laugh sonds like Markiplier

[@certifiedfurry]

10:06 Empty rooms don't even exist. Because air does exist.

[@raventhepansexualenby4576]

4:04 I was just watching CallMeKevin

[@Ed-cl2wc]

Strawberries do have a smell, and if you've had strawberries that were in season and not shipped halfway across the country, you'd know they have a rather strong fragrance. Even if you haven't had that experience, you might still know.

[@sethmichel6138]

8:10 reminds me of something I heard once, I've forgotten where I heard it but the thing I heard was "more espresso less depresso" and strangely I remember hearing it in someone's Sans voice Edit: just type saying a lot of things as Sans and the top one should be what you're looking for

[@NerdyNeutron]

I think it was Jacksfilms in his Morning Routine in just 4 words

[@carlostress1221]

I saw a meme that said "espresso don't cure depresso." A f e e l s o r e l a t a b l e t o t h i s . . .

[@robertsanders7802]

The constant laughing is complete mood

[@saldan3985]

From that title alone I know it was Jack who's going to voice this..

[@pinkthunderproductions5983]

”Is there anything worse than stepping on a lego in the middle of the night?” ”Stepping on your dogs tail”

[@vibaj16]

Pink Thunder Productions “stepping on a lego that is on your dogs tail, which is on a land mine”

[@CupapiTG]

Person: *Is early* Also Person: HEY GUYS IM EARLY

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

Cupapi The Guy Mind checking out my recent videos? I’m just trying to blow up...if not it’s perfectly fine. Have a nice day😊❤️🙏

[@snsdman7460]

Hey guys I’m early

[@zyrgys9977]

@@PrimetimePrestyn no

[@zinxler7631]

@@PrimetimePrestyn Well you replied and gave more chance to make them not check your channel stop begging its disgusting

[@soccerflea4563]

Sfmsmg4 - Gaming beo chill he’s not being a terrible person

[@Kanthros-kreations]

Depresso. Sooo, alcohol? 😂 "It doesn't lift you up, it brings you down."

[@mrfrogkingg]

No, id never let you down Never gonna turn around and desert you .

[@Rob1jn]

Has anyone told Jack about how good his voice is

[@eatablegravel]

Florida isn't crazier than any other place we just don't have any restrictions for what you can write about.

[@Jake_Josh]

Me: Says something that was technically true. Emkay: Imma steal that. Me: R/Depressed.

[@PrimetimePrestyn]

Jake Josh Mind checking out my recent videos? I’m just trying to blow up...if not it’s perfectly fine. Have a nice day😊❤️🙏

[@rikotherengokustan8111]

r/foundthemobileuser

[@Squid-Game]

TrxlyFN IMAGINE BEING A TRASH FORTNITE KZbinR LOOOOOOL

[@Squid-Game]

r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@rikotherengokustan8111]

Asuna Yuuki Now that’s just rude

[@ShadowstormProducts]

Fun fact: Ant Dad at 9:21 is actually a spider. Note its lack of antenna and 8 legs.

[@levendary6906]

KZbin: there is 23 comments Me: Now can i see th- *No.*

[@xsycamore_]

i have seen this exact same type of comment on at least 30 other videos

[@levendary6906]

@@deadspiderlily ikr

[@vwerlg9954]

Me: Can I see original comment Original Comment: nNo Overused Comment: Yes

[@CaseyEm]

1. How much dope did you take ? 2. What type of dope did you take? 3. Where can I get some?

[@weddingtoya]

I am running on no sleep and I am here.

[@ElonMusk-in-WWII]

if you're gonna order a package and don't wanna wait mess up your sleeping schedule so your body will automatically make you sleep so you can already fastravel to night.

[@twitterusersarefreakingstu2200]

The word “mix” is Roman numerals for 1,009.

[@mergy101dalmatians4]

...

[@cyclone5786]

...

[@npc-333]

...

[@aizennickoadante5572]

Why is everyone saying "..."?

[@stingraystray_ing]

@@aizennickoadante5572 god dang it you interrupted the chain

[@stellatecar7634]

Holy cow this guy can switch voices like that and they’re good lol

[@ii_ixq997]

Fun fact: everything is *e v e r y t h i n g*

[@user-pv7vc9kp9k]

Fun fact: everything is something

[@ナナ追加]

Funner fact: Everything is nothing

[@theheadlesstiger4308]

"A lot of people would die" Jack: *laughs uncontrollably*

[@Lucy_Heart03]

5 ads in 13 minutes, not enough, put some more.

[@popeofsimps2924]

How about 780?

[@Ky8_]

Spazz too small he needs 42,069

[@synflwr]

5:28 Well technically she can jump, which makes her move upwards, which still keeps this truthful.

[@waidi3242]

1:14 and gay

[@paradoxiangd8525]

3:46 A true self fulfilling prophecy.

[@Idk_496]

8:08 is it just me or did he say: aw the buwbels are sawd. in the cutest imagineable way possible

[@jadianradiator2761]

12:49 The thing that's so freaky about that Top Gear meme format, Is the fact that that caption isn't a meme. It's exactly what they actually said in the frame that the format's image is taken from.

[@melfuyuki]

"You remember those embarrassing moments in high school?" No, I'm a middle school dropout....

[@honoraelarreau259]

I've never been to high school.

[@ajnpuccio]

I can't handle the double quotes on one side of the 'U' in the title and the single quote on the other side...oh god, why can't I unsee it? I have never felt so powerless!

[@luciozuccheri1343]

Funny how he said "lasagne" as singular and "lasagna" as plural,when "lasagna" is singular and "lasagne" is plural

[@FelgoTheMighty]

Yeah i totally understood that

[@nurizzatun1358]

Me: *hears jack's voice* Also me: *frantically puts on headphones*