Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rule - Trump's Low Bar - June 17, 2016 (HBO)

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[@patrickdbuck]

Once again Bill just crushes it. Can't wait for his coverage of the conventions.

[@papermaker85]

It's not excatly the best decision but atleast he created jobs. And shit the fuck up about tg working conditions I've done industrial construction in South louisiana..

[@papermaker85]

They to stupid to do actual reasearch..

[@stephenasmith2102]

Bill has never crushed it. That's why he can't get on cable television and has to stay on HBO dude.

[@papermaker85]

you guys dont know shit about how the media industry works. i dont watch TV simply becasue its lies and bullshit. ill stick to the facts.

[@mintlp]

"I hear things" LOL!!!

[@cbailey2376]

...he hears dead people.

[@najhoant]

Seriously, if Americans still elect Trump after all they've seen him do, he is exactly what they deserve

[@geneanthony3421]

Either Trump or someone who would probably be going to jail (if she wasn't blackmailing everyone to keep her out of jail).

[@vegetavsluigi]

+Gene Anthony If she goes to jail, then fuck her and get whoever her Vice President is into office, because Trump won't even be half the man that $hillary's saggy tits are, let alone whoever her VP is.

[@BlueHooloovoo]

And it will be the greatest train-wreck ever seen in the history of humanity.

[@pirateman1966]

Hey America; Do you want to really have the greatest country in the world? Track down, and kill all those who voted for trump if he loses. We have accidentally discovered a method for detecting the stupids among a vast population. Use this to rid yourselves of all the morons in your society. If he wins, you (we) are fucked anyways. It doesn't matter what you do after that.

[@nicksmith3746]

+PirateKitty idiot...

[@simonamorim1405]

This was some pure George Carlin right here.

[@thedude19766]

if Carlin is alive he will call roast Trump!

[@notcommunistcrapshoot3098]

+Jmack1lla while you are correct, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have liked trump.

[@radioman970]

I think this is the best I've ever seen Maher. Over the top funny stuff. And right on target. I don't think Carlin would have liked Trump on a level that meant he would vote for him. He would have loved Trump"s "show", and loved making fun of this red hated, tiny handed, orange fella. Endless material there. But to suggest Carlin would have liked Trump as if he'd campaign for him or vote for him is ridiculous.

[@IAMcomedysketches]

+Jmack1lla trump is the most politically correct out of them all

[@dbg399]

No, Carlin hated the use of politics to bolster the powerful and crush the weak. He would have been disgusted by Trump.

[@JustAguyFromJersey]

“Look at my african American over there, look at him”😂😂🤣

[@DeezNuts-]

Meanwhile that guy is regretting his life choice that led him to a trump rally

[@reinajalana]

"...violating an ancient military rule dated to never." Lmaooooo I forgot how much I love this guy.

[@MutilatedMetalhead]

HEY!!! Pornhub's research & analytics team is far more thorough, comprehensive & accurate than anyone on the Trump team, Bill.

[@thepleblian2079]

Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with pornhubs anal-lytics as well

[@PhazonInfuser]

+John Smith You would lose again pal.

[@NxDoyle]

They have more boots on the ground.

[@OrionoftheStar]

And Pornhub does charity work. I'm pretty sure Pornhub has done more for charity than Trump has for anyone other than himself.

[@stealthattack2209]

lol

[@MRLONG758]

"smother him with the aids quilt" lmao that had me rolling

[@radix3d]

This was probably the best New Rules I've seen in the past 6-7 years. I nearly cried laughing.

[@Nathan-gd7xq]

Watching in 2020. This seems like such an innocent time now.

[@AgentAika001]

"That's his news source, he hears things " 🤣

[@silentqueue2344]

Thank you, Bill, for putting the whole Trump candidacy into context.

[@GabrielDiLaurentis]

this is sooo good i came back to watch it again ....

[@akaj2013]

4:33 that made me laugh way more than it should have.

[@alexcayer9377]

Trump is a clown. If you really love your country don't let this dude destroy it.

[@mysticalgod9782]

That's why they call him, Ronald McTrump.

[@bpal7006]

+Mysticalgod Wizard who does? I think just you.

[@mysticalgod9782]

Nothing else matters.

[@mysticalgod9782]

ok ok here www.google.com/#q=ronald+mctrump

[@bpal7006]

+Mysticalgod Wizard Ok, so nobody?

[@drumpf976]

This piece should be played over and over again for the next 4 yrs

[@mellamodiego8458]

Here we go.....slipping into "idiocracy"

[@jabronjunklove760]

But Trump has electrolytes!

[@SkyWaterfire02]

He's got what plants crave!

[@maxsnts]

President Trump Camacho! It has some ring to it.

[@virginiataylor5593]

Unfortunately, I think you may be right.

[@keithwilliams9217]

The thirst mutilator!! #CLASSICMOVIE

[@GetUnrealistic]

As an African, I must say, anyone African who goes to a Trump rally deserves to be called as "look at my African."

[@bigcity420]

When he said, look at my African friend hear and nothing happened. I thought, no way he can really shoot someone on 5th ave and get away with it. It has been a good week though. The closer he feels he's losing control of not being the next potus, you will see the real trump come out.

[@rB777ftw]

Remember the Dean Scream? Ah, those were the days...

[@4seeableTV]

Seems quaint nowadays.

[@heih3088]

"And you know something.... you know something?!!?!??"

[@lloyda620]

An intelligent man's campaign derailed just because of "Byah!!", meanwhile this buffoon is bulletproof, smh.

[@j-me6317]

Oh, yeah. The one where he sounded like he accidentally got his junk caught in his zipper.

[@arthurdent549]

+Ro Ban...Dammit, you beat me to the punch. Somehow Bill overlooked that single syllable meltdown. Howard Dean of all people, must be utterly bewildered by Trumps vulgar circus sideshow...

[@wolfstar675]

"I don't know what I said ahhhh I don't remembeeer" 😂😂😂

[@tonyguillen9697]

You're Bad Ass Bill 👌🏼✌🏼️

[@jonthebru]

That's a great line. Trump has raised the bar to a new low!

[@PeterTheDeleter]

the irony in this is bill is saying trump is to politically incorrect lol

[@parvathychandran4615]

Its sad that Bill Maher has to be the one to criticize Trump for being politically incorrect, he has brought himself to do this task since Trump will not tone down his rhetoric even after a year of being on the campaign trail!!

[@exiledfrommyself]

No. Trump is psychotic.

[@PeterK1984]

There is a difference between being politically incorrect and being an asshole. I mean, I downright refuse to learn the new terms for handicapped people. "Little people" is okay, but "small people" is a terrible insult? And you are "handicapable"? Fuck you! That is politically incorrect. Making fun of disabled people is crossing the line into asshole territory.

[@WorldBFree2006]

Trump is not politically incorrect, he is downright indecent.

[@Professicchio]

There's a difference between being un-PC and being a complete douchebag, unfortunately Trump crosses that line quite often...

[@BenCulture]

"Because when it comes to lowering the bar, he really raised the bar." I love that. I saw Maher live sometime during the Bush Presidency. He was on fire!

[@lootcritter4074]

Home Run tonight. GREAT panel - balanced and insightful.

[@basedsoothsayer]

As a Trump supporter I found this hilarious! HAHA Maher is def my favorite liberal.

[@jamesline5103]

I know what you mean. I do not hate Trump but this was still hilarious. If anything it makes Trump look good in a weird way.

[@jamesline5103]

Andy B

[@jensen1901]

ummmm what? Trump does not "look good" here you are insane.

[@jamesline5103]

All those people who had their political campaigns destroyed by minor gaffes. Trump is impervious to this.

[@JulianB123]

How can you watch this video and at the end come out and say "that's my guy"? Stupid is as stupid does I guess

[@radioman970]

Hysterical, haven't laughed this much in a loooong time, and well put together. Kudos!

[@chellamia]

You're still the best Bill and talk about telling it like it is. Hilarious.

[@mysticalgod9782]

Why isn't there a "competency test" for Presidency?

[@realnoahsimpson]

Mysticalgod and voting

[@cbailey2376]

How about.....a president must be able to read.

[@fickle_sticks3002]

I don't even care who gets elected anymore, America is fucked either way.

[@yankeeedandy]

Likewise. I'm proud i'm not a registered voter. If these 2 are the best the country can get i'll pass.

[@Spearmint22425]

+yankeeedandy awesome you dont VOTE!!!!! how dose this help exactly.

[@Amhlair]

_I'm proud i'm not a registered voter._ Paganini definitely wouldn't approve!

[@yankeeedandy]

Amhlair There are several things Paganini wouldn't approve of today, the two inept frontrunner candidtes are just the tip of the iceberg. I will not vote just bc women are supposed to be so excited for the right to do so. Actually, ive never been a registered voter in this country. I prefer to separate myself from the majority.

[@timmay301]

apathy is the most dangerous of all.

[@KTPurdy]

I understand that politics is serious business but this is one of the funniest monologues around.

[@GetUnrealistic]

He didn't say he wasn't a war hero. He said "I like people who don't get caught." looooool

[@lauralishes1]

Yes he did.

[@JustMe-cl4qc]

Tiny hands make things appear bigger.

[@cbailey2376]

To a degree in Frump's case. 😀

[@smittyd4801]

TRUMP: I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED!

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

This is so true...this has been driving me crazy, I love the examples!

[@moakley]

Well the American people can chose between the two most disliked candidates in history or they can vote for Jill Stein from the green party.

[@Drakewood]

Or Gary Johnson of the libertarians!

[@bm6nation]

Fuck Jill Stein. If you want a 3rd party candidate go for Gary Johnson.

[@moakley]

Gary John is ok but some of his polices are fucking out there.

[@bpal7006]

Bernie should go independent and run as a 3rd party. Or not.

[@moakley]

He cant. he can go over to the green party thought. Jill Stein has invited him to take her spot.

[@RBBBBBBBBB533]

Trump's actual statements: I have a good brain! I have big words! If all the people in the bar had guns, the situation wouldn't have been so bad!

[@cbailey2376]

Frump...I am a stable genius.

[@phil7394]

"Look at my African American over here." "Look at him, isn't he great." LOL Trump. You are a piece of work.

[@aprilcampbell8462]

He's an orange pig.

[@aprilcampbell8462]

That man should have flipped him off and left. Shown some self respect

[@cbailey2376]

Yea...a bad piece of work...reject.

[@DSherman50]

Bill Maher gives me hope.

[@Alione]

Oh, how I love this man.

[@siddjoshi9166]

4:44 boy ,do i love Donald Chump 😂😂

[@jonathanblaze1648]

One of the best new rules.

[@lindamckeown232]

Love you Bill Maher, never miss your show!!

[@kemp42]

4:35 Is what happens when you take the One Ring from Bill Maher.

[@dannysmith785]

The American presidential elections have always been fascinatingly low brow. You have now successfully created such a media circus, you can't complain if a clown wins.

[@godlesshelp8503]

You forgot my favorite ... Howard Dean ... He just said ... Ya-Ho ....

[@mazsal1235]

I do enjoy all every show you present..,I wish I will attend your show on 19th,February 2021 It is special day for me.

[@computerstar9883]

"What if Bush had said that. Read my lips: six and a half inches."😂😂😂😂😂 I LOST It

[@KrimsonVagus]

Remember when he saw THOUSANDS of muslims in New Jersey celebrating 9/11? Good times

[@meatwise]

It's not really about Trump. We award him a different standard because he is the focal point for the long overdue backlash against PC bullshit.

[@Dan210871]

When will we have a long-overdue backlash against stupidity? I'm looking forward to that one.

[@cityhawk]

In other words, tearing the perceived civility of the process, and show the truly unsavory part of the process for all its worth and then some.

[@meatwise]

+Adrian Tepes That irony is overridden by the desire to bust up the status quo.

[@Dan210871]

Trump inherited a fortune that has insulated him from consequences for his entire life. He has been the beneficiary of the status quo, the poster boy for the status quo for 70 years. He's leveraged said status to enter politics and become a presidential candidate. To claim he is "busting up" the status quo is nonsensical.

[@meatwise]

+Dan210871 I'm not claiming that. This isn't about logic or facts. Trump's popularity is almost entirely emotional.

[@ooyo8253]

I've been saying this since Trump came on the political scene!! So glad Maher used his platform (much bigger than mine could ever be) to articulate his feelings on this issue of double standards in behavior of presidential candidates.

[@bronzewolf6464]

Man, the love child of George Carlin and Ryan Styles is pretty funny.

[@siddjoshi9166]

my god... 4:44 gets more disturbing and less funny each time you see it ...Ladies and Germs, the next Leader of the Free World. Donald Chump.

[@siddjoshi9166]

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem -George Carlin; even FuckFace Von ClownStick can become Commander-in-chief,what has this country come to

[@ShekelstienNBA]

+Sidd Joshi thats called freedom and the will of the people

[@ShekelstienNBA]

+jinitron trump is the richest cripple alive.....much more successful than your loser ass

[@kingjamestres]

I swear every backwood hooligan came out of the forest to vote for that maniac.

[@scottwhite115]

Words. I've got words. I've got the best words.

[@shonester]

Haha this was a really good bit!

[@davidharford3873]

Imagine if Bernie did all this! Cancel that, imagine if Bernie JUST did the mocking of the handicapped person...

[@HiveFleetUlfang1]

The worst thing about a Trump presidency would be Jimmy Fallon continuing to do that terrible impression

[@parvathychandran4615]

Fallon is perhaps one of the few talk show hosts that Trump does shows with. And that is exactly why I hate Fallon (Among other things)!!

[@ebuzzmiller34]

Fallon is too much a 'please everyone' type to take a stand. He has the edginess of a butter knife.

[@HiveFleetUlfang1]

Agreed, he doesn't want to offend anyone so his humour leans toward the silly, referential stuff. You think Maher or Conan would make Damn Daniel jokes?

[@myriadmutiny]

This segment was brilliant Bill. Thank You. Looking forward to your coverage of the conventions!

[@jaeorumn4242]

I've been saying the same thing about Trump's sources.."People say".."They tell me" I want to have "they" and "people" named, specifically.

[@wullebulle123]

that was an excellent piece of satire - or probably you're just reporting the FACTS please carry on

[@wingzerofor]

People still watch this guy?

[@lopezfan24]

Yes

[@purrjunior]

+theking24 O Brian....

[@Gunman610]

Not only are they watching him, but he won the goddam GOP nomination for some reason!

[@Gunman610]

Thanks for watching

[@HosoBoyo]

The video is over 400,000 views and is currently trending. If this was a joke, it was a rather poor one.

[@courtneycooper2499]

The "the paper" joke is from So I Married an Axe Murderer.

[@G0sentrick]

Nailed it.

[@ewca303]

BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT!

[@lenny1114]

Trump is our worst night mare Trump doesn't give a dam about the poor at all

[@parvezeliaas1035]

bill I love your shows. you are a true journalist.

[@antonywilliam7680]

Bill Maher you bring intelligence and humor to the world when it is so needed. You fucking rock mate. One of a kind.

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

That's the funniest monologue on Trump that Maher has done :) But seriously, he makes a very good point, comparing the gaffes, racist slurs etc of previous Presidential hopefuls to Trump's disgusting behavior.

[@jamfaze4573]

I've seen all the footage those clips were from. didn't really convince me bill. can't bring myself to prefer Hillary. I liked the escalator joke though.

[@PeterTheDeleter]

agreed

[@superfly2535]

If these examples of Trump's sheer idiocy couldn't convince you of how unfit this man is to be Commander in Chief then I'd suggest you sit in the corner and rethink your life man

[@superfly2535]

Tom Aitoh I don't know where you're getting these preconceived notions from but Hillary is not manipulative, she's no more corrupt than your average DC politician, she has never been indicted for ANY crime (i.e. she's innocent of the eMail scandal and the events of Benghazi, despite what Republicans want you to think). She has never insinuated that she's a better candidate than someone else because she's a woman, and if you're talking about pathological liars, look no further than your fucking imbecile of a candidate Donald Drumpf. I have *countless* examples of his tendencies for the untrue, for example, remember that time he made up a fake publicist to brag about himself, then confessed to doing it, then pretended like he had no memory of it? Literally do the SMALLEST amount of research on your two candidates and you'll be blown away at how unqualified Trump is to be the fucking leader of the Free World. #Hillary2016

[@TheCruzan26]

+SuperFly25 :D Lol so true.

[@zargitario]

Why do you think Bill wants you to vote for Hillary? Just because he thinks Trump is an a** hole?

[@caliluv4244]

As always....BRILLIANT!

[@acousticguitarfan55]

Even though I'm not a big Bill Maher fan...this absolutely killed me! LOL!

[@morgand820]

I for one welcome our new politically incorrect overlords.

[@xHearshot]

It should be changed to politically illiterate at this point.

[@SocramOlrak]

plz stop spawning more overlords like Trump

[@rvsrsr1bad189]

put your rainbow back in your panties freak

[@coreydoyle4702]

Yeah, say's the white guy who isn't part of any of the groups Trump shits on. I'm a white guy, so I can judge you.

[@tilitila88]

+rvsrsr1 Fuckoff What's the matter? Don't you boom boom ur wife in the naughty place sometimes? Then you're gay too.

[@pCriistopher]

The media has never said the type of derogatory things about another presidential candidate that they say about Mr. Trump. The adjectives they throw at him are shocking.

[@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv]

True and they should told that derogatory truth much more often. Then we would not have that Orange Traitor running for the presidency so he can pardon himself for his many crimes against America.

[@isoldejaneholland8370]

This ^^^^ is me in the bathtub every night after watching the news.

[@alinadeem1696]

Can't stop replaying 04:34

[@rickmatsokotere2251]

Bill Maher is gonna have a brain hernia when Donald TRUMPS Hillary😂😂😂

[@keithg4685]

You should look at the numbers. The trend isn't good either. www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

[@ToddJonathan]

you cant show actual evidence to these ppl (uh oh i said "these ppl") Trump threw out poll after poll during primaries and debates so long as they were in his favour. Now though? They are phony polls. He doesnt pay any attention to them or goes to the excuse that he hasnt even put in an effort. Funny how the outsider who wanted to not be like a politician is actually creating something worse. the next decades he'll be the comparison to whom politicians will dread being compared to.

[@nightlightabcd]

"Bill Maher is gonna have a brain hernia when Donald TRUMPS Hillary😂😂😂" The whole country will as Trump drives this country down to the depths of despair and down the well of morality, ignorance and stupidity. What's worse, the Republican party will support him, as they always do stupidity, ignorance, immorality, hate mongering to anyone that questions his stupidity in their usual way. Right wing propagandist will chastise him for not being Fascist enough and for not doing more to drive this country into the ground, while pretending to be patriotic, for the Republican party will not admit what they have done, and are doing to this country, so they will be blaming Obama for the results of the Republican political debacle, as always! Keep in mind, that if not for Trump as the head of the Republican voters, they would have been blessed with Ted Cruz, which should tell you about the depths the republican party has sunk to! Of course, it's been a long time coming, since they gained power in the government, basically taking over the congress, and have been using that power to undermine this government and country ever since!

[@rafetizer]

Daherdy her herr, he won't win.

[@rickmatsokotere2251]

Hahaha this started as a troll on Bill but I see I have some biters... Do you know why Crooked Hillary will lose? She's trying to win this election like it's 2008. Almost like picking up right from where she left off against Obama. This won't work...Trump campaigns in the year we live in. That instinct is what makes him a good leader, a good businessman and a GREAT President. No hard feelings😜 Maybe first female Pres in 2032 after Kanye's 2 terms...

[@dirbrody]

Trump 2016!

[@dareklink1832]

Politicians are very forgetful you show this to any of them even people envolved will be like I dont remeber that

[@dgcconn4213]

fantastic show tonight. Hit it out of the park.

[@HenryDarr]

Bill Maher should be Emperor of the world !

[@dianemcdonnell1055]

Love the way you call it out

[@americanhero03]

Love your show

[@oneputtsteven]

He left out Howard Dean's screaming.

[@thatguybrando]

I think if it hadn't of been for that fucking scream he would have went on to destroy Bush in the election.

[@CMontgomeryBurns09]

That last point about the military is particularly eye-opening.

[@gotthenumber]

we need a new party - third. I would call it, common sense party 😀

[@SamSung-pn6il]

Spot on!

[@nickhp3]

So where do you get your news from? The media? Lol

[@nagagsalka5371]

Bill Maher, you are really good

[@coolredsilver]

Amen Bill!

[@nagagsalka5371]

Great show ........................execellente

[@CMontgomeryBurns09]

That's the power of not-giving-a-fuck, for better and for worse.

[@caelachyt]

Bill is such a Maheron.

[@melissa7787]

you tell em Bill.nobody else will or almost wont.

[@olivergutierrez4055]

" I hear things" lol

[@Rainforestdelight]

One of Bill's Best New Rules in Years

[@dmck8615]

I so wish Trump would go turkey hunting with Cheney after he's guzzled a few shots of Wild Turkey!!!

[@sycoticdeninard7480]

This made my day.

[@nativedaughter9723]

The pendulum is swinging back hard.

[@lollyward]

OMG I was literally ROFL. Ok, just laughing my ass off. But this is funny shit... I don't care WHO you are!!