Rebel Moon is what happens when you skip all the cutscenes in a video game to get to the final boss fight.
@Absolute-Unit9 ай бұрын
I see it the other way around. Skip all the game play and only watch the cutscenes...in slow mo lol
@SuperRamos6199 ай бұрын
It wasn't even the final boss. It's the mid boss.
@Iffy3509 ай бұрын
Or write your school book report with discount spark notes.
@cheesedoesgaming60889 ай бұрын
When you watch Wolfenstein cutscenes story instead of the whole gameplay
@samsonnodelilah54599 ай бұрын
Rebel Moon…The Day Before😅
@BananaBoatGaming9 ай бұрын
Joe’s starting to become conscious with his interruptions and getting better with them😭 (more character development than anyone in the film)
@senorcabezablanca49419 ай бұрын
Except when he says “we all interrupt each other” only interrupter is him lol, enjoy them all regardless tho
@grantkeller46349 ай бұрын
One min in and he already interrupted Alex’s monster energy can joke
@joshuaglass18279 ай бұрын
Joe's the real child of fire lol
@mitchbrannon34188 ай бұрын
😂😂
@gapsule23268 ай бұрын
Interruptor Joe
@AGoodGiggle9 ай бұрын
Zach Snyder is one of my favorite examples of "Failing Upwards"
@thekillerprawn9 ай бұрын
The reason why snyder has gotten to where he has is that when you give him a plot and script that were handled by someone with actual talent he does a good job. Watchmen and 300 being solid examples of this, comic books which he basically copyed page for page. And because of this, studio execs assumed that he knew how to tell a story. They were wrong.
@jowi_24seven438 ай бұрын
I agree, although I liked 300 and Sucker Punch (it was silly, cringe, dark, and weird) because they worked. Rebel moon does not.
@shinnyshin77928 ай бұрын
Would you consider Watchmen a success??? In many conversations, that's the go-to first example to show that Snyder consistently botches adaptations. 300 I liked at the time, but in retrospect...I'm increasingly sure Snyder was being 100% serious and thought he was making high art. He's the only one not in on the joke with that movie It does make me really excited for those Ayn Rand adaptations he's been talking about for ages, though. Snyder has the magical talent of completely missing the point of anything he adapts and utterly butchering it and I cannot wait to see that power used for good. @@thekillerprawn
@Metrion777 ай бұрын
@@shinnyshin7792 Watchmen kinda needed the dumbing down. It failed to capture the deep satire meant for actual comic fans, but that made it mainstream enough for it to be enjoyable. Failing upwards.
@ThisIsMyFullName9 ай бұрын
I loved that the robot ran away when it realised the script was terrible, and it didn't return until the film was over lol
@quincybriley41139 ай бұрын
I really want the story of what it's been up to, showing back up with fucking antlers and such....just not written by snyder
@firstlast98469 ай бұрын
White South Africans can’t catch a break being cast as villains.. Anthony Hopkins is awesome in anything he’s in.
@barthollomewhunt73209 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Seven7swords9 ай бұрын
Best comment. The robot legit killed a dude and left without saying a word.
@samsonnodelilah54599 ай бұрын
The black crow the spider and the cantina copied scene with the guy with the weird bodily attachement😂😂😂😂…just so odd
@crithon9 ай бұрын
Mel Brooks said, "Take all your time on writing the script. Because when your on set, time is money. So take ALL THE TIME ON THE SCRIPT!" And you know what? He's right.
@curtisbressler9 ай бұрын
and modern film makers say, "fuck you, Mel Brooks! I don't need a script, I have CGI!!!!!!!!"
@stevenm33309 ай бұрын
@@curtisbresslerthis is why you still see physical comedy in movies and not CGI.
@quitefranklyjosh9 ай бұрын
You’re…
@Jarekx20079 ай бұрын
Nolan took 5 years to write the crap that was Tenet. More time =/= quality.
@ironcladnomad56399 ай бұрын
@@Jarekx2007Tenet still outweighs Snyder's entire filmography, so the point stands.
@James-Alai9 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder trying to do Kurosawa is like Helen Keller trying to play darts.
@garystewart3439 ай бұрын
I’d bet on Keller hitting the bullseye before Zack actually succeeding with his own script lol
@360.Tapestry9 ай бұрын
so you're saying there's a chance
@fulcrum67609 ай бұрын
He’s the definition of missing the point.
@Xenon25048 ай бұрын
Ouch
@optionlV9 ай бұрын
"World-borrowing" as opposed to world building. Hahaha, thank you Alex for summing this film up perfectly.
@VexJinks9 ай бұрын
I'm a little confused. Why exactly is that a bad thing? World of Warcraft has done it for years, and it's worked out for them.
@TheOnlyWay2Go.9 ай бұрын
@@VexJinks now THAT is a wild take
@LizardSpork9 ай бұрын
@@VexJinks It's not if you do it well and make it your own. This is not.
@TonyCox13519 ай бұрын
@@VexJinksbecause they did a shitty job. It’s like a developer using premade assets in a video - great if you pull it off, but on a shitty game it’s just another thing that sucks
@renegadeleader19 ай бұрын
@@LizardSpork You are correct. This film's writing and visual aesthetics have as much depth and originality as the equivalent of a 10 year old sitting in a sandbox alone smashing his GI Joe, Star Wars, Avatar, and Marvel figures together alongside some 40k minis and an odd anime figure he stole from his brother's shelf without permission.
@artcorbeau9 ай бұрын
kora in the first 10 minutes : "Love was beaten out of me. I was taught love was weakness. I can't give or receive love" kora later : "We were encouraged to find a lover as partner. We would fight for each other" She contradicted herself After that I couldn't take any dialogue seriously. It's pure garbage
@weedling35529 ай бұрын
yeah or how she says she lived in privilege, but then continues to whine about how bad her life was being sent from war to war.
@nichoudha9 ай бұрын
Oh, I forgot about that...
@DS9TREK9 ай бұрын
A lover isn't the same as being in love. A one night stand is a lover as is a friend with benefits. That's why she said lover, not partner.
@wjd231049 ай бұрын
@@DS9TREKShe uses "lover" because it is a reference to a supposed practice within the ancient Theban army, of using a 150 pairs of Lovers. The idea in both the Theban army and the movie, is that you are likely to fight harder alongside someone you love. Not something you would do for a one night stand.
@PhatBoyzClub9 ай бұрын
I think you misunderstood her point, she makes it clear what she meant when she talks about her past. The point is love is a trauma for her.
@RLCANNIBAL9 ай бұрын
Funniest part for me was when they met Tarak and within 3 minutes they were willing to risk indentured servitude
@krikeydial34309 ай бұрын
The stakes are ridiculous. The generic empire is pursuing them, wrecking civilizations, and burning resources all over a few hundred bushels of wheat. Everyone that watched this movie lost an IQ point and likely got a headache.
@timmynoir9 ай бұрын
“This is what AI written Star Wars would be like,” is what I kept thinking the whole time. It’s not terrible visually, but the story is so confused.
@daz979 ай бұрын
It's a crap movie Yet somehow still better than the recent Disney star wars
@prolastmedia61719 ай бұрын
The story isnt confused, it's just skipped. Like Joe said, 7 Samurai is a great story thats been told many times in different mediums, but in tbks film they literally skipped the bonding and conflict between the "7 Samurai" that makes that story good in the first place. Like why tf would we fast forward through THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS smh. For a 2 hour film, we really got nothing of substance
@TheRealAbraxas9 ай бұрын
@@prolastmedia6171 its a pretty simple story too. Its not like you have to be a gigabrain to pull it off. The cast in this movie simply had no chemistry. Its funny because the only time I felt any chemistry going on was between Kora and Charlie Hunham’s character (forget his name) then he ends up betraying them like 10 minutes later.
@KalomikaArts9 ай бұрын
Even visually it's mucky during night scenes
@krikeydial34309 ай бұрын
The lens flares in this movie will give you a migraine or a seizure.@@KalomikaArts
@DaovanKenu9 ай бұрын
I cannot wait for Cavill and Amazon to put out 40K and everyone screams "Look, they're ripping off Rebel Moon!"
@myflatlineconstruct9 ай бұрын
No. Don't put that out there. Geezus. Henry has taken on the massive responsibility. I'm terrified what will see the light of day enough.
@hihihi1q239 ай бұрын
@@myflatlineconstruct Henry, who's spent his career doing terrible projects, is not magically going to put out the next prestige television smash hit. Just saying. Keep your expectations low.
@Highostrich9 ай бұрын
@@hihihi1q23 Now that you mention it. I really like Henry Cavill as a person, I think he's a really cool guy. But I don't remember ever seeing him in a good role. And that's a sad thought. He's real personality is closer to Superman than what we got in Snyder's movies
@thekillerprawn9 ай бұрын
@@hihihi1q23 hard disagree, he hasnt been in the best movies but we have only really seen him as an actor, a pawn in the directors game. Now he will be helming a cinematic universe. We cant really use his acting resume to assume how this will go since there is not that much in common. Like being a bad airhost(ess) is going to have little effect on your ability to fly a plane, despite the closeness of those jobs.
@talaris-uk8 ай бұрын
@@HighostrichI think he nailed his role as The Witcher, it’s just everything around him just became terrible as time went on.
@DarkCreed9 ай бұрын
To me it felt like a run of the mill JRPG. The main character went from place to place adding people to her party, then went to fight the final boss. The end. Cya in act 2.
@HEARTS-OF-SPACE9 ай бұрын
Does anyone know why the Imperium would require sustenance from a town of like 100 people? It's a very strange plot point that I just can't make sense of. It really makes the universe feel small.
@LeBigsou9 ай бұрын
I mean, the betrayers, tyranids, necrons and eldars are really testing their resources. That or the movie doesn't make sense
@jayhartRIC9 ай бұрын
There are plausible reasons but I don’t think anything in the movie itself would point to them.
@HEARTS-OF-SPACE9 ай бұрын
@@jayhartRIC True. I really feel like the story would have greatly benefitted if it was presented as a TV series.
@jayhartRIC9 ай бұрын
I went on the website and it basically gave the basically the first explanation I cane up with. Basically the Motherworld is low on resources so they have to take resources from other worlds.
@sr7olsniper9 ай бұрын
@@jayhartRICmind you they were offering triple market value. It’s not that they are just taking. My guess is they had provisions but they can’t return until mission accomplished. So they need to restock while deployed. A regular villain trope would just have them take it all without payment.
@MAC-bb9bu9 ай бұрын
Whoever said that this is “The New Star Wars” first doesn’t deserve to review anything ever
@AGuyCalledHarry9 ай бұрын
Makes sense to me. Aside from Andor, Star Wars has been shit for years
@frankieb94449 ай бұрын
They meant the Holiday Special..."Whip, stir, whip, stir"
@Qthetar9 ай бұрын
Hack Snyder is a disgrace 😂
@MAC-bb9bu9 ай бұрын
@@AGuyCalledHarry Andor was low-key boring, and at least when the first Star Wars movie was released it didn’t receive shit reception unlike Rebel Moon’s first movie right now.
@rudra76159 ай бұрын
Damn, that guy is now in hiding
@stormhawk42779 ай бұрын
I don't normally like Alex's takes but, "unsolicited dick pick" to sci-fi is one of the funniest descriptions of a movie I've ever heard.
@KalomikaArts9 ай бұрын
He's often, if not always right
@Highostrich9 ай бұрын
He's a harsh critic, but honest with his feelings
@JB-sc1tg9 ай бұрын
I appreciate Joe dressing up like Cap'n Crunch for this one.
@PigeonGoGaming9 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Rotten Tomatoes users started voting on the film 1 week before release. They never saw the film. They already got it to 70% before it was available to watch 😂
@ANTIStraussian9 ай бұрын
Snyder cult
@fulcrum67609 ай бұрын
@@ANTIStraussian One day, Netflix is gonna hired Snyder to make a Cyberpunk 2077 movie and we will see the real Unification War.
@ImCptnAwesome9 ай бұрын
The movie had a limited theater release like a week before it came to Netlfix.
@PigeonGoGaming9 ай бұрын
@@ImCptnAwesome And because it's listed as Streaming, anyone was able to put up a review. Already saw everything on Campea
@kityhawk20009 ай бұрын
@fulcrum6760 what's Cyberpunk gotta do with this movie? Might as well have said No Man's Sky or Battlefied 4 or Skyrim and it would make as much sense
@jesselin16659 ай бұрын
The guy randomly wearing a dress shirt and tie in a space opera was the final piece of my belief being un-suspended.
@bakedyoda4209 ай бұрын
“World borrowing.” Yeah that was the perfect way to explain this
@WilfredoLuciano9 ай бұрын
i am with Alex 100%. he cannot keep coming with this same old tired excuse. i believed it when it happened the first time, the second time i had empathy for the loss he was dealing with, but what’s going on now? how is it happening again?
@venomvsspidey119 ай бұрын
Ask netflix
@cokemaster37109 ай бұрын
@@venomvsspidey11netflix approached snyder and said “lets do the 2 cuts like you did for DC so it can inflate streaming views” and zack said “that sounds great, i can release a shitty movie and then when the shitty directors cut comes out everyone will be on their hands and knees praising me because its a fraction better”
@taigaaisaka63059 ай бұрын
What Alex didn't mention is that this time, they literally made the movie then cut it just so they could release a Snyder cut later. It was a decision made by Netflix, you can look it up, each entry in the trilogy is going to have a Snyder's cut and the first one is scheduled for April of next year or something like that. Yes, they actually told him to make a long movie, then butcher it just to cash on the "Snyder Cut" meme.
@zuriyel53689 ай бұрын
Regardless of whether it was Netflix or Snyder's decision to create a PG13 version and release a Snyder cut later on, it comes across as doing a patch for a movie, which should not be encouraged in any way. Imagine if this ends up becoming the norm.
@ppsarrakis9 ай бұрын
@@taigaaisaka6305 this is one reason i dont listen to AJ on stuff that i like or im a fan of,sure its good to laugh on the reviews,but sometimes they overlook minor details that change the whole picture...
@mclaude39 ай бұрын
SNYDER: This is my masterpiece AUDIENCE & CRITICS: Stinks SNYDER: You didn't let me finish. That was the appetizer. The real movie is still in the oven!😂
@johanax98679 ай бұрын
Star Wars? It felt more like a softer version of 40k. Just the way the "Motherworld" is predicted. The slain king being some kind of overarching ruler, just like the emperor of mankind. Same with the way the soldiers and weapon looked like. Also the commisar looking admiral, the red robed dudes with the holy books following the admiral felt like tech priests and the music was also 40k-ish
@Delthfaithe9 ай бұрын
Yeah totally 40K vibe!
@nokturnallex21609 ай бұрын
The Robot section of their military was even called Mechanus Militarium, might as well have been named Adeptus Mechanicus. They even had Tech Priest looking dudes. Even if you ignore the terrible writing and plot, he just straight up stole designs from other IPs for his visuals. Like the Rebel's look like Mad Max extras, the bodyguard even looked like she's cosplaying Furiosa.
@Bardghost_Isu9 ай бұрын
Yep, that was the feeling I was getting, trying to do 40k without being able to use the IP
@supermelonbread9 ай бұрын
People forget Star Wars started as a Flash Gordon wannabe. It’s not impossible for this kind of movie to be done well. The editing needs to be better
@eschagf70049 ай бұрын
@@supermelonbread Well the movie did need to be cut to meet Netflix's PG requirement
@firstlast98469 ай бұрын
“ *It’s Star Wars for Grown Ups* “ is what I keep seeing… but Empire Strikes Back, Rogue One, ROTS, Andor are all deal with heavy material *THEMATICALLY* .. seeing a bunch of sexual assault doesn’t make something “For Adults”
@CrazyxEnigma9 ай бұрын
Often when "x for grown ups" is being advertised it ends up being for teenage edgelords instead.
@firstlast98469 ай бұрын
@CrazyxEnigma - it’s why I hated his DC stuff cos he said himself “It’s for adults” and it’s like ‘no dude - it’s goofy comic book characters that have tons of heart and good writing - they’re not meant to be edgy’ 🤦🏽♂️ at least the DCEU is over
@dano63069 ай бұрын
You guys need get on Blue Eye Samurai, outstanding show in every way. Visuals, characters development, interesting premise, great villains. 10/10.
@TylerSmith-ti8qd9 ай бұрын
Man it’s been slept on!!!!!! I loved all of it
@stevenesbitt35289 ай бұрын
It was, but this is way underrated
@drewjemerigbe9 ай бұрын
All true..but the premise is a little too racist for me. The main character's motivation is basically to kill 3 innocent folks to get at one...still innocent person who jus happened to be her father...i just find it gross.
@merdufer9 ай бұрын
Good job for finding a way to make a positive comment on a Rebel Moon review video.
@erikbrenner51389 ай бұрын
None of them were innocent lol, it’s pointed out time and time again that they’re all murderers and rapists.
@OrangeTrailBlazer9 ай бұрын
You can’t have AngryJoe show without Alex. I need his objective opinion it balances out the dynamic. Edit: you know I never knew how many narrow minded people there were in the world. Guess I do now.
@mysticstrikeforce59579 ай бұрын
That does not make sense as joe has been doing this stuff by him self from the start these 2 guys just happen to join randomly. I mean its not called angryalexshow
@gaupau9 ай бұрын
Objective opinion is an oxymoron. I like Alex a lot but his weird worship on this channel as though he is some infallible deity is beyond strange.
@Maxrepfitgm9 ай бұрын
I don't think any opinion is without some bias, Alex's included
@OrangeTrailBlazer9 ай бұрын
@@Maxrepfitgm all I read was googoogaga. Grow up
@TanThighsYum9 ай бұрын
Yep and Alex is more realistic while Joe tries to be Toxic Positive a lot now. Ever since the She Hulk era Joe has been the same way trying to find the positive in a poo on the floor. Also, Joe just cuts off Alex and OJ when they're talking and also says "We" a lot when expressing his opinion or review. So I also think a lot of us just have negative feelings towards Joe because of the way he has become.
@maskedman56579 ай бұрын
I think we gave Zach Snyder enough chances. You literally released a film that should have been R to only promise the original version a few months later? How pretentious can you be?
@oscarortiz15299 ай бұрын
He claims that Netflix wanted this pg13 version first but who knows if that’s true
@octogigas9 ай бұрын
I don't think the intentions were pretentious; it seems like it was done to compromise between what Snyder wanted and what Netflix wanted. Which is fair enough. But to an outside audience it's a bizarre decision.
@aytony40909 ай бұрын
@@octogigasJust make a 2 hour film... every other director has done it before.
@marc-andrehogue1149 ай бұрын
Its never Snyders fault, its his way of making a stupid Snyders cut.
@daRealB-Rex9 ай бұрын
idk why there needs to be a director’s cut for a film that won’t see a wide theatrical or home video release. it’s not like Netflix didn’t give him carte blanche to create his own entire scifi cinematic universe
@PasserMontanus9 ай бұрын
"He wanted to be Frank Herbert, but he ended up Brian Herbert" Bruh... Alex stealing the show.
@seanjones66839 ай бұрын
It should of been a tv series spaced out over a whole season so you have more time to develop and care about the characters.
@GForceIntel9 ай бұрын
There was probably a budget limit and the show would not cut it. I think as a show this wouldn't live up to it. You need a good writer to keep the audience engaged when nothing is happening. I'll be honest that even as a movie with good effects, I found the plot a little dumb. It's just not believable. I've only watched 30 minutes, maybe might conclusion might change
@firstlast98469 ай бұрын
Snyder would likely spend 5 minutes setting up themes - get distracted by having a fight scene - abandon all themes. It’d be the same shit
@xX-Anonymous-Xx9 ай бұрын
That was absolutely what I was thinking. If it were stretched out a bit for the characters and story to be fleshed out and left to stew a bit, this would have been pretty decent. It just felt rushed and convoluted.
@sahinattila27549 ай бұрын
there is nothing to develop or care about these characters tho
@LizardSpork9 ай бұрын
Snyder's attention doesn't last that long.
@Colonel_Klink9 ай бұрын
How does Noble get a stupid wtf slow-mo scene losing his teeth, and then 5 minutes later he's revived after going through Rasputin level death, and he's got all his teeth. Why the hell would you give us a wtf slow-mo scene of him losing them and then 5 minutes later not have that shown still? That's a good breakdown of the movie.
@thekillerprawn9 ай бұрын
Because it looks cool!!! DOYUGHFHHF /s
@EnolaGay158 ай бұрын
Her irrational hatred for him was weird. he hadn't done anything in film to her for that lvl of suicidal hate.
@thekillerprawn8 ай бұрын
@EnolaGay15 other than almost kill her and her friends and her entire village? This movie had many many many issues but I don't think this is one of them
@EnolaGay158 ай бұрын
@@thekillerprawn by the movie's own admission she was a recent arrival to the village. 1 maybe 2 years living there? That would be anger certainly, wanting to kill him sure. Not the suicidal hatred she shows. She was willing to kill herself to kill a man already going to die, because of a crashing spaceship falling on him. That's an irrational level of hatred deeply personal.
@Nick-fc4wu9 ай бұрын
I like Alex cuz even though he's a fan of something, he doesn't go easy on it like Joe does.
@outshyne6669 ай бұрын
He’s an angry pissy fruitcake 😂😂😂 the movie ain’t that good but no way it’s a 3….
@liquiddude98559 ай бұрын
Yeah, but he dont like you. He hates everything
@Triforcebro8 ай бұрын
From time to time but his role is to be a hater and in this episode he went too far. Just straight up contradicting himself to be a downer. This movie was original? WTF is in 2023? everything we know and love borrows from past stories.
@TheBlueArmageddon8 ай бұрын
Joe doesn't go easy on it, it's just Alex overexaggerating and you agreeing with him
@Metrion777 ай бұрын
@@liquiddude9855 You need to watch their reviews of good movies, man. When he likes something, he's all in.
@dr.deadpool59599 ай бұрын
There are so many slow motion shots in every scene that I was surprised we didn’t get a slow motion show of someone sneezing. Zack Snyder thinks it’s cool do to slow motion shots but forgets that it eventually becomes annoying
@michaelknox37159 ай бұрын
Name a more iconic duo
@FactoryDan9 ай бұрын
The slo mo is a good way to make the movie longer for longer watch time on Netflix, lolol
@supermelonbread9 ай бұрын
@@FactoryDanknowing Snyder though, he has no problem having tons of footage without all that slomo. He probably has a Rebel Moon Snyder cut
@maskedman56579 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder is using the tired Matrix formula of slow fast mo that he did in 300
@Shadowman47109 ай бұрын
Not when Sam Peckinpah did it.
@conqc209 ай бұрын
The script is like a child wrote it. By that i mean me as a child. I would add light sabres and dragons and all the cool stuff from all the movies i liked and mash them together. lol. This movie even had a slow mo smelling dirt scene that was in Gladiator.
@stormtraitor65459 ай бұрын
It literally does feel like edgy ‘Star Wars’ fanfiction written by someone who hasn’t hit puberty yet.
@samsonnodelilah54599 ай бұрын
The guy with the weird bodily attachment in the cantina scene was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@expressrobkill9 ай бұрын
@@stormtraitor6545litterly the issue with Zack, he likes capes and costumes he doesn’t know what makes it interesting, ie the human story.
@rayawira9 ай бұрын
The movie had slow mo for a falling grain of rice ffs
@ANTIStraussian9 ай бұрын
@unguviolet285 the first fight when it goes into slow mo it felt like I was back in 2012
@roneon49 ай бұрын
I mentioned this in another review of this movie: I hope the team making 40k TV/Movie for Amazon product by Henry Cavill will check this movie and say to all the production members and writers "This is exactly what we need to avoid when making 40k".
@thekillerprawn9 ай бұрын
Yeah snyder really just watered down the imperium aesthetic and called it a day, didnt even bother to change the name lmao
@benfoster939 ай бұрын
He really is a Michael Bay of slow mo in every sense. Zack can work but only if his reigned in and guided by great source aterial. Just like michael bay
@firstlast98469 ай бұрын
Michael Bay, knows what he is and has had a decent film in recent years tho with Ambulance.. Zack hasn’t - he made ZSJL - but that was in 2016-2017 and even then he needed 4 hours to tell the story *and it still had deleted scenes* .
@Captainkebbles13929 ай бұрын
They went to the same school
@Quantum-tv-please-get-a-job9 ай бұрын
@@Captainkebbles1392lmfao really?
@arturopineda19979 ай бұрын
@@Quantum-tv-please-get-a-jobMichael Bay and Zack Synder both started out directing commercials before moving onto directing movies.
@Deliveredmean429 ай бұрын
That's basically any people with an idea really. Goerge Lucas needed it , for better or worse. Not everyone can execute an idea perfectly, but a balance when doing this kind of project.
@Seven7swords9 ай бұрын
When Prince Tarak ran to the griffin in slow motion only for him to jump in even slower slow mo, that is when I knew this was a Zack Snyder movie.
@the9prince9 ай бұрын
No. When she was farming and throwing seed in slow motion.
@thekillerprawn9 ай бұрын
@@the9prince I hated that cut so much. It reminds me of dune with its perfume advert aesthetics, except dune makes it work because they're supposed to be these woozy visions/drug trips, but in rebel moon they're LITERALLY JUST FARMING
@Clarey069 ай бұрын
I think its hilarious Korra tells them exactly what the imperium would do to them all if they try to trade with them, then the townsfolk are shocked it happens after they dismissed her advice instantly because one guy thought he could make money 😂
@Direksone9 ай бұрын
You hit the nail on the head, Alex when you said that (paraphrasing) 'Snyder took the movies he's watched but doesn't understand them' - that is what people have been saying since Watchmen essentially, but those movies got carried by solid visuals and a solid script (Watchment in particular was a decent adaptation). He is not what people think he is.
@dmolmalowski9 ай бұрын
>Snyder took the movies he's watched but doesn't understand them Thats a typical alex critique, so goddamn stupid and over used. Wish this show would ditch him.
@psychotech39279 ай бұрын
thank god someone else sees it.
@Direksone9 ай бұрын
@@dmolmalowski It's not a typical Alex critique, it's something people have been saying about Snyder since Watchmen. Maybe if you hear it repeated so often there is some merit to it?
@dmolmalowski9 ай бұрын
@@Direksone no moron, it's Alex parroting shit, the "they don't understand" shit is over done on the Internet for everything. Alex can't come up with original critiques, he needs to parrot stuff. Again, he is a dumb person's idea of a smart person.
@foxskyful9 ай бұрын
Alex guy who gave 7 score to Thor 4 enough said. Zack definitely understand better than most other directors when comes to superhero movies he is far from bad as people are bitching too much when comes to his movies. And people also ignore some stupid craps or complain less in other movies they like while complain in Zack movies
@cclcanadiancountrylife36289 ай бұрын
I value Alex’s opinion as much as I value joes as much as I value other joes. I like hearing all your guys opinions. Your guys opinions are all unique and bring value. Honestly I just love this show I love sitting down after putting the kids to sleep and just watching you guys talk. Last night I watched you guys play stellaris nexus and after I spent hours watching long version stellaris play, never even heard of stellaris until you guys played it. Where have I been
@mitchv.74929 ай бұрын
I love Alex so much haha. Also, those 6 layers of watermarks are getting out of control ! This movie felt like a fan-made recap of a season of 8 to 10 hours of episodes I missed 😂...
@watchmesquatch9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry that you're so miserable.
@kukuricapica9 ай бұрын
This has to be most accurate description of the movie i have read. 😂
@Psilocybin779 ай бұрын
I love stupid people complaining about copyright protections, cause they're too dumb to know what YT creators have to deal with lol.
@paultorrisi49929 ай бұрын
How much do you want to bet Snyder got the imperial costume out of Henry Cavill's cosplay closet?
@daiakunin9 ай бұрын
Kurosawa was a legendary director. Maybe you guys should occasionally do a classic film review? There are so many classic masterpieces that looking back at some would be fun as it helps provide full context for the knock offs like Rebel Moon.
@HEARTS-OF-SPACE9 ай бұрын
Sadly, videos which feature "old movies" don't get much attention.
@zuriyel53689 ай бұрын
@@HEARTS-OF-SPACE True, unless it's reaction videos to old movies.
@indrajithak479 ай бұрын
It would alienate the viewer base due to its inaccessibility, language and the zietgeist of modern cinema.
@bentucker23019 ай бұрын
@@indrajithak47politely put sir.
@inmate16148 ай бұрын
If you take Fritz Lang and follow up with Kurosawa, you have the basis for so much of modern cinema, from just these two director's.
@sliceofheaven30269 ай бұрын
The thing with Rebel moon is that that the introduction of the characters that join the Kora as the movies progresses isnt done organically but rather its almost like each new party member has this small segment specifically dedicated to him or her after which they kinda disappear into the background as the movie is too busy introducing even more party members for us. Also why does the film ditch the robot after the start. That robot was probably the best part of the whole movie for me. I think Kora could have just teamed up with that robot and maybe the potential love interest from the village along with the young soldier. For example what was the point of having that general in the party since he doesnt really contribute anything else to the party than an extra person who can use a gun or the guy who is really a prince? Also where did the sister of Commander Bloodmoon vanish in the end?
@thekillerprawn9 ай бұрын
Fr. Imagine getting anthony hopkins on your shitty film then barely using him at all
@AntiTrollable9 ай бұрын
I always listen to Alex when it comes to movie reviews. I guarantee 99% of the time he doesn't like it neither will I.
@USS_Sentinel9 ай бұрын
Does Alex like ANYTHING?
@firstlast98469 ай бұрын
He was fr getting going when he was talking about his “directors cut” bs - then Joe cut him off again.. I wanna hear his full thoughts but he never gets longer than 20 seconds to say what he wants
@NightLordJagon9 ай бұрын
@@USS_Sentinel I mean there aren't really that many Great modern movies...The few that everyone agrees on being great, he normally agrees as well..
@mysticstrikeforce59579 ай бұрын
So if he does like something you hate than what will you do. As i see what people do to alex when he actually like a movie people are hating on.
@mysticstrikeforce59579 ай бұрын
he does its just yall like to hear only hate stuff.@@USS_Sentinel
@MrQuban19 ай бұрын
Is this the first movie to come out in early access like a game and Zack will update and patch it later lol
@CrazyxEnigma9 ай бұрын
Modern gaming! Uh I mean movies!
@korruptwisdom86889 ай бұрын
Rebel Starfield
@KamalaChameleon9 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder has an amazing ability to make beautiful films you can't remember, care about, like or stay awake to watch to the end 😅
@bongwaterbojack8 ай бұрын
Beautiful? This is easily one of the most ugly movies I've ever seen. The shallow depth of field and odd blur in every single shot was painful to see.
@rensaudade8 ай бұрын
Unless you call grayscale beautiful. You may be colorblind.
@RichardRamiscal-r9d9 ай бұрын
Tarak is basically Anakin winning his freedom through a bet...
@paulgibbon59916 ай бұрын
By taming Buckbeak from Harry Potter.
@colincolin56969 ай бұрын
It’s almost like they’re making bad films on purpose now. Wtf is actually happening to film recently?
@shawklan279 ай бұрын
Netflix is
@cameronvelska46109 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder
@firstlast98469 ай бұрын
Filmento, made the point better than I can put into words - he pointed out that - during his review of Army of The Dead - Zack breaks down a scene that he describes as “The obligatory heist planning scene” and Filmento pointed out your script shouldn’t have an “obligatory” anything. Snyder essentially strides to meet these cliches and plot points - but does nothing new with them 🤷🏾♂️ that’s the best answer I can give : They’re not striving to make something original.
@LizardSpork9 ай бұрын
Streaming service desperate for content throwing millions at well known but second rate directors with no writing talent or restraint so they can self-indulge.
@coreymckee48449 ай бұрын
Zack literally stated he makes films he would watch. Films he likes. I love a few of his films but studio interference is still needed in some ways to keep the creator from going "too wild".
@360.Tapestry9 ай бұрын
we can fly our ships lightyears and lightyears that require the energy of an entire solar system just to make one jump, but we need you to grown our wheat; we haven't figured that part out
@averymasters9 ай бұрын
Haven't seen anyone mention the alien using a human to speak via tentacles is pretty much a miniature colorful cutesy version of the "Independence Day" alien using the Data actor to speak. Alone it would be a fun lil scene but combined with so many other references its just a collage of scenes I've seen before.
@usamahendrix8389 ай бұрын
it reminded me of naked lunch lol
@averymasters9 ай бұрын
@@usamahendrix838 "Rebel Moon" the film for when you're in the mood to reminisce about much better films! Lol
@HEARTS-OF-SPACE9 ай бұрын
Rumor has it part two will feature a Kuato cameo! Open your mind... I can't wait!
@LeonBarnes859 ай бұрын
Dont mess with Alex...shot fired ...ur so right
@watchmesquatch9 ай бұрын
He's a fkin man-child 😂
@leolanderos23849 ай бұрын
Alex does the best reviews! It’s always to the point and he doesn’t hold back.
@ReverendPuck9 ай бұрын
He's a "master tactician" that allowed his army walk into an obvious trap.
@DS9TREK9 ай бұрын
Napoleon was a master tactican too, and what happened to him? He walked into the Duke of Wellington's trap at Waterloo.
@watchmesquatch9 ай бұрын
Grow up.
@chris_player29959 ай бұрын
daaaamn Alex went hard on Snyder 😅
@chaddubois81649 ай бұрын
He's not wrong though.
@chris_player29959 ай бұрын
@@chaddubois8164 maybe, the only snyder movie I watched was Suckerpunch back when it released but i dont remember much
@pboytrif19 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder found chatGPT and used it to write a movie script.... fml
@mattkevlarlarock54699 ай бұрын
You know it's bad when the best character is the robot narrator. lol.
@ShadowSonic29 ай бұрын
I mean, it IS Anthony Hopkins...
@ANTIStraussian9 ай бұрын
The robot they forgot about for half the movie? Like the young solider who stops the men from raping the girl just leaves the movie too?
@SevenStarBricks9 ай бұрын
I liked 3 things 1 - The energy weapons effect is cool, where it splashes molten stuff around when it hits. 2 - Hopkins Bot 3 - The one scene where the guy does the 300 slo-mo back arched jump with a spear, thrusts it through the gunner cockpit and the gunner dodges and shoots him. That made me laugh. EVERYTHING else was shit. Fan: George Lucas wrote some pretty terrible dialog. Snyder: Hold my Berellian space beer...
@darylsmith42679 ай бұрын
The Seven Samurai in space was already done in Roger Corman’s 1980 film Battle Beyond The Stars. Despite its faults in that film I knew why every warrior joined the cause, can’t say that about any of the recruits in Rebel Moon.
@thekillerprawn9 ай бұрын
But prince tarak was so mysterious and cool, who care about the motivations that drive characters' actions? Thats not what movies are about! Theyre about slow motion and uhhh, ummm, more slow motion!!
@peterjensen24838 ай бұрын
Couldn’t stop thinking about Rick and Morty. Everybody was like “You son of a b****h, Im in!” 😄
@skeletonmandiecastcollector9 ай бұрын
A lot of slowmo action going on in this movie even the unnecessary dropping of the seeds in the early parts of the film lol 😂
@somebrains54319 ай бұрын
The best part of Rebel Moon was when I deleted it 3/4 of the way thru and forced myself to finish Candy Cane Lane.
@stephenbennett61089 ай бұрын
I'm sure Netflix don't care considering it's number 1 worldwide 🤣😂🤣
@sph19889 ай бұрын
Thank you Joe for being one of the few KZbinrs calling out this mess as more of a Warhammer ripoff than a Starwars ripoff. Maybe Disney passed on this because they know not to mess with Games Workshop's legal department? lol Thank the God Emperor we have the Henry Cavil Amazon projects to look forward to.
@cgdimension8 ай бұрын
Snyder and netflix will try to raise a copyright infringement with them, which will be so funny
@gamethingstuff9 ай бұрын
Alex is on fire in this vid
@watchmesquatch9 ай бұрын
Yeah. Calling anyone who doesn't agree with him an idiot was so 🔥🔥. Lmao. The dude is a literal man-child.
@raywilson6419 ай бұрын
Overuse of slow motion, flashbacks, and infodumps hurts the story. The story doesn't give enough time to the main cast of warriors. The villains are cartoonishly evil. I could keep going all day. One good thing I will say is that the alien races looked pretty cool. That's about it.
@brianralli74289 ай бұрын
They ripped off the whole Thanos/Gamora so blatantly.
@royalsoul11259 ай бұрын
i like the part where kora said "its slow-mo time"
@akirahojo29 ай бұрын
Wowza! Alex mentioned 13 Assassins in the last few seconds of this review, and that is one of the best Takashi Miike’s movies. Alex just levels up!
@ash0728 ай бұрын
With each new Snyder movie it becomes more apparent that the success of 300 was more to do with Frank Miller being producer than Snyder being director. My money is on Miller hand holding Snyder through most of the movie, or at least heavy creative input.
@AmazingKevinWClark9 ай бұрын
I think the only good movie Zack has done is Watchmen, and that might be because someone else made that story. So he's good with visuals but really needs a good writer backing him up like JJ Abrams does.
@Godzolfman9 ай бұрын
How do you feel about his 300 movie?
@AmazingKevinWClark9 ай бұрын
@Godzolfman to say the truth I haven't seen it but the trailers never impressed me. It has always seemed way too much style over substance but to be fair I know I know I can't say I have the full context. That's just my initial impressions.
@theoneaboveall77089 ай бұрын
He is a director as long as it’s already written!
@mr.smellgood27949 ай бұрын
I actually thought Sucker Punch was one his better movies personally.
@Wolfhunter56079 ай бұрын
hated sucker punch but liked his dawn of the dead. which was written by James Gunn💀
@ArchAngelDublin9 ай бұрын
Appreciate the way you managed the review this time Joe
@AngryJoeShow9 ай бұрын
I appreciate that!
@JediKnightoftheTifaCult9 ай бұрын
@@AngryJoeShowIt's fine if you guys hate the movie, but why make fun of the positive reviews and take shots at people that liked it? People should be allowed to like it just like you guys should be allowed to not like it.
@phoenixforce52949 ай бұрын
@@JediKnightoftheTifaCultBecause some people lie on purpose, like when they get paid to write a good review on an objectively bad movie in pretty much every way.
@thekillerprawn9 ай бұрын
@@JediKnightoftheTifaCulti think that people liking the movie largely signifies an ever worsening decline in media literacy, which is good for no one. Though i can see your point that making fun isnt the best way to adress this issue
@BcBTheta9 ай бұрын
My cousins watched this movie during Christmas and I kept thinking to myself, “isn’t this plagiarism?” 😂😂 glad yall think the same.
@NomadHUN869 ай бұрын
Alex's analogy with the message is the most accurate I've ever heard! :D
@Drrolfski9 ай бұрын
Alex was on a roll with this one, total savage. I agree with him though.
@mysticstrikeforce59579 ай бұрын
So if he liked it than what would do to him??
@jaythomas4689 ай бұрын
I like hearing Alex’s take on things cuz EVEN when he may come across as overly cynical and critical, his point usually still has merit (idk who these people are that HATE Alex just because they can’t handle a critical opinion on something, but I’m hoping to God they’re not grown-ass adults).
@morbidzero80949 ай бұрын
Aj I love how you take the viewers feedback and trying to implement changes to help the reviews and always love your commentary. Alex on point always, definitely a fan favorite. Oj you need to speak more also always love you funny inputs.
@wazman77show9 ай бұрын
I’m so glad Alex is apart of AJS!
@watchmesquatch9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheBlueArmageddon8 ай бұрын
Anyone notice how Kora was gathering a group of ethnically diverse people... but half of them belonged to sterotypes connected to their skin color? The movie was somehow being racist while trying to be diverse. I couldn't remember any names of the "crew" other than Kora and Titus
@twintalk29439 ай бұрын
You Guys don’t all interrupt each other. Joe on the left is relatively quiet. Alex is constantly getting cut off and Joe on the right does almost all of the cutting off.
@thesixth23309 ай бұрын
Alex is awesome, Joe has also gotten way better with his reviews and critique. Most of the stuff on Rotten Tomatoes are bots or paid corporate shills. There are companies that are paid to literally create good ratings on these websites. I love Dune and thought Brian did an alright job, The Machine Crusade and the House novels are great. Frank got a little far out towards the end of the original series but the first 3-4 books are masterpieces.
@whatsinthebox97329 ай бұрын
No Joe has not, he’s one of the worst critics on yt. He does literally no homework and is incapable of critical thinking outside of his own emotions
@watchmesquatch9 ай бұрын
@@whatsinthebox9732Sounds like you're self projecting. Loser. 😂
@hihihi1q239 ай бұрын
If most of the stuff on RT was bots or paid shills, no movie would get bad reviews lol. Rebel Moon straight up has a 23%.
@thesixth23309 ай бұрын
much of it is bots, its well documented. Its usually within the first 24-72 hours, so the initial box office is in play. The companies pay for a certain number of ratings/reviews but as time goes on, it's diluted by real users. Now not everything is always perfect and there are many variables. Some movies are so bad/divisive that even high numbers of bots will cope to control averages. I think the 23% is critics only, which obviously can't be bots but are often bought. ;) @@hihihi1q23
@EastSheriff9 ай бұрын
i mean u could just unsub?@@whatsinthebox9732
@MrFrossty949 ай бұрын
Alex is a great balance to the rest of the team. But no, I think you guys all play off each other well and generally have nice back and forth. AJS team is a good fit 👍🏼
@Janman19889 ай бұрын
i was amazed how good a movie can look while beeing that shallow, this is such a hot mess i was baffled - i love when zack does have the regie but it seems he cant produce for the love of god. Also felt like this maybe would have worked better as a series? anyways its kinda sad for the promise in there and not delivering.
@ANTIStraussian9 ай бұрын
The ships look like ass
@mileslucem45529 ай бұрын
Anyone notice the Mother World's ship looked like the one from Space Battleship Yamato?
@gachapinCUEVA9 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one to think that
@samsonnodelilah54599 ай бұрын
Yes…that and the bad guys ship looked like the ones in man of steel…like a bug
@awkwardliiwastaken9 ай бұрын
The afrikaans accents for the soldiers were gold. Yelling "Voetsek!" was the highlight of the movie!
@MrAvalon829 ай бұрын
I agree with Alex....WHAT THE HECK! We sat and watched this mess and I was like " the imperium"? And they all look like 40k soldiers, down to the uniforms and the emperors seals on the infantry chest plates. If they would have just put in space marines from 40k I would have been 100% in and went "oh OK, let's go". I mean the tech priests even. BRO
@reptileribbon9 ай бұрын
Keep doing your thing guys, you scale makes perfect sense.
@geoffrogers75909 ай бұрын
That um... that wasn't a sentence, buddy.
@cameronvelska46109 ай бұрын
@@geoffrogers7590 no one gives a shit
@annihilater77249 ай бұрын
@@geoffrogers7590"🤓 erm actually it's not a sentence"- some dumbass
@TygreKitty9 ай бұрын
Yes it are
@itsalongwaytothetop1009 ай бұрын
Alex is a great critic, like we used to say about old school sports coaches "harsh, but fair". Get him to review Blue Eyed Samurai.
@watchmesquatch9 ай бұрын
He's anything but fair. 😂
@captainziggy829 ай бұрын
The Brian Herbert comparison is savage lmaoo
@toondeath54509 ай бұрын
Critics are useless if they are not honest. You guys are great, if something is shit I want to know that it is shit, thats the whole point of a review
@stephenbennett61089 ай бұрын
Small minds listen to reviews, a normal person will make his own mind up 🤷🏽♂️
@toondeath54509 ай бұрын
@@stephenbennett6108 You're the kind of person people laugh at for paying money to watch garbage in a cinema. Finding people who have the same taste as you and then watching their reviews is a great way to find movies to watch
@TheJrr719 ай бұрын
Snyder didn’t watch Seven Samurai... he saw A Bug's Life and thought he could do something with that storyline, but he can't.
@daguy93059 ай бұрын
You know it’s bad when the joe’s can’t even have fun or be positive about it!!
@kephryccephryc8639 ай бұрын
the real star wars killer is disney
@pantsujutsu59548 ай бұрын
It was weird that they had the team with kora, the robot and kid that turned “good” in the beginning but then ditched it.
@darkbornelines45879 ай бұрын
great review Joe, continue the great show.
@Kranitoko9 ай бұрын
I have never agreed with Alex more than I have here. Zack Snyder is a fad 😂
@shaggjones48549 ай бұрын
hes a hack
@Kranitoko9 ай бұрын
@@shaggjones4854 aren't we all?
@shaggjones48549 ай бұрын
@@Kranitoko no? im good at my job...
@Kranitoko9 ай бұрын
@@shaggjones4854 okay.
@fredgilbert20329 ай бұрын
more like a fraud
@mjsoukup9 ай бұрын
My biggest criticism is that the side characters had basically no character development.
@JYang06029 ай бұрын
I think visually this movie does have stunning moments but this movie, even though it’s a Part One of Two, still plays it TOO safe tbh. And like knowing Zack, he’s willing to take risks and kill characters whether they’re important or slightly important. But even when they give context on things in-universe, I’m still dumbfounded and confused. Honestly, this movie was okay. It wasn’t that great but there were some visually stunning stuff I genuinely liked. And the gratuitous slow-mo stuff is fine in his other works, but I actually became visually unpleasant watching it in this movie because there are scenes where it’s absolutely unnecessary. Rebel Moon is definitely an IP that has potential for more stories that I am interested in seeing in this world, but with these latest stories, it has the potential of going up but also falling down hard.
@rubiantary9 ай бұрын
Well the scene where one of them jump & stabbed through a SPACESHIP window is just hilarious. Dude, u can't even make dent on today's space shuttle windows, let alone break it 🤣
@clintonspx12009 ай бұрын
I liked it. But I agree too much slow mo
@HEARTS-OF-SPACE9 ай бұрын
Any examples of the stunning visuals? I thought the entire movie looked awful.
@beartech289 ай бұрын
I really liked this movie.... It bums me out it seems so may people hate it but, I guess in the end, I enjoyed it and that is what matters.
@sakuragi10629 ай бұрын
Just enjoy what you like your opinion dont need to align with others
@ganggang37889 ай бұрын
It’s a good movie. AJS don’t watch movies, they analyze them 😂
@bryantquezada4639 ай бұрын
Respect to Alex for calling out Snyder on his plagiarism and terrible story writing. Him ripping on the Snyder-boys was the cherry on top 😂
@tjbullis14919 ай бұрын
Im glad they brought up that guy who got shot in the chin, I noticed that right away and lost my shit.
@watchmesquatch9 ай бұрын
Poor American didn't get to enjoy his gun violence. You'll be okay, lil buddy. Lmfaoo
@r21539 ай бұрын
It appears Hollywood has promoted supporting actors to leading roles. I can't remember a time in movies/tv where leads lack any trace of charisma/presence.
@player1_fanatic9 ай бұрын
Just watched it and I freaking loved every moment of the movie. And no, I haven't watched the review (exempt checking the score given). I am worried that it would just spoil my enjoyment, pointing all reasons why I objectively should not like the movie. Not gonna happen. Loving my blissful ignorance. 😎
@AlfyArt9 ай бұрын
Alex is a good at reviewing movies from a critical perspective. O.J gives a perspective of a movie from an average movie goer. And Joe is a fanboy so he'll speak from the view of all die hard fans of sci fi and fantasy.