Submerged (2005) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

Dive dive dive! Seagals career is diving! This is Redeye Reviews back with another episode of Karate Korner.
Today we are watching Submerged
Starring: Steven Seagal, Christine Adams, William Hope, Nick Brimble, Vinnie Jones, Alison King,
Director: Anthony Hickox,
Writer: Paul de Souza,
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[@raymondstantz3069]

Dude, “Aikido Aces” is a more than satisfactory term of endearment. You have our blessing.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hurrah! Noted

[@Mattwest1985]

When I was a kid I thought Steven was such a badass cuz my stepdad was a fan and we used to watch his movies and talk about how easy he could break your hand with his crazy moves. Lol When I found out he was just a huge piece of poop and a fraudler it was a huge let down! But now I get so much entertainment watching all this new cringe content about him. Thanks for making these videos man. I’ve been loving all the Seagal movie reviews. 💪🤪

[@RedEyeReviews]

I feel that was the path for alot of us. He started cool, and then we all slowly learned how terrible of a person he is. But his movies are amazing to make fun of lol. So glad you like the channel

[@jackwells8107]

I'm an old man. I started off watching Seagal in theaters from the very start. I loved the first few - probably until Under Seige, but after that, I slowly started wondering, until I saw Fire Down Below and just gave it. I do love these reviews tho.

[@samholdsworth420]

He's not a froster though he actually was an accomplished aikido instructor in Japan

[@RT-bt5ql]

Wrong, you need to do your own research, look up karate nerd and viking samurai

[@melanisticmandalorian]

@@samholdsworth420 Segall's Japanese exwife who owns the dojo now (it used to belong to her dad) said that the only reason stephen became black belt in Aikido was because the examiner fell alseep through stephen's exam and passed him out of shame, instead of confessing to napping through part of it.

[@strawbarry7834]

After bingeing on this series I've noticed a trend in these movies where Steven gets a special "shadow" lighting across his face in tons of scenes. I presume it's to make him look badass, while at the same time hiding his age and weight. But honestly all it looks like is a fat tiger hiding in the shadows eyeing your Subway sandwich.

[@MrPolicekarim]

ROTFL!

[@VideoDeadGaming]

Here's a fun story: Vinnie Jones was once drinking in my local pub and my mate beat him in an arm wrestle, Vinnie then leapt up onto the table and bought a round of drinks for everyone in the room

[@RedEyeReviews]

That sounds amazing

[@mahkimahkila6396]

@@RedEyeReviews he also grew up next door to Jason Statham

[@josephyu1527]

It’s always great to hear stories of celebrities being nice.😊

[@rolfagten857]

Looks like a Vinnie Jones scene from "Company of Heroes" (2013) Gutentag!

[@mahkimahkila6396]

@Ralph Reilly yes he did......

[@valkyrie9646]

I fell asleep last night to your channel doing recaps of all the SS Lawman episodes. I will NEVER make that mistake again. I dreamt of creepy Seagal most of the night. Not one of my best nights.

[@supercarspecifics]

NOOOOOOO WAAAAYYY LOL ok the " hot girl " he call's in the start when you mentioned his team was to white , it took me a minute , but that girl plays friggn Carla in the longest running British & here in Canada soap opera called " Coranation Street " people here and in the UK are religously devoted to it , you either watch it cuz your devoted or to laugh your ass off at the crazy plot lines, they play it every day at 7pm and then repeat all 7 episodes in a row on sunday cuz thats how crazy people are about it , the Brits either love it or hate it

[@darrenclements6028]

Submerged is Truly terrible and ABSOLUTELY Garbage Steven Seagull is lazy and totally wooden in totally daft action movie He even had his voice Dubbed because he always whisper

[@itachi-kun7736]

Seagal has always been lazy, even in his early days as Marked for death, his stunts do all the work

[@brianm2242]

I feel bad for all the actors I'm noticing were in good movies or mini-series; then I have to remind myself that everybody needs a paycheck.

[@MrPolicekarim]

Like Ross McCall, who was in Band of Brothers! And Gorman from Aliens!

[@TAITheAsian]

What the hell is with the crew in this movie. Vinnie Jones, obviously too good for it, probably out to make some money to pay for a boat or something. Then you've got Dude with a hat, doctor phil and I don't know about the other three. Then he picks up a chick, ohp, Classic Seagal. I love the voice dubbing they add in over seagal given how much he whisper and crap, its just so, jarring.

[@RedEyeReviews]

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? More like The League of Mediocre Mouth Breathers

[@pisscraisley1127]

It’s cleans house Not cleans up house

[@RedEyeReviews]

Clean up the place?

[@tacoborg7088]

Steve in a Mechsuit would be a hot mess of awesome plus everyone knows Steve invented the flailing arm robot technique 48 years ago.

[@djcease1996]

I got to say this may be my favorite Seagal movie review of yours yet. Keep up the good work there are still several good Seagal movies after this don't let the haters fool you! Wait until you get to 2008's *Pistol Whipped*.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! That is great to hear because all I want to do is improve my channels quality and keep you all entertained. So this means alot! Haha the haters are plentiful but I enjoy all these movies. Just watched Today You Die. Which was a riot. I haven't seen Pistol Whipped yet but can't wait.

[@djcease1996]

@@RedEyeReviews I would definetly say you are improving. Looking forward to the next Seagal video.

[@AprehamLincoln]

You want me to tell you some stuff in the comments? Uh... Okay... Umm.. I DID get a haircut recently, and I went on vacation to a Caribbean resort, and I've been binging your videos while mindlessly grinding Destiny 2.

[@RedEyeReviews]

I love all of this. Very jealous of that vacation

[@kg322]

I was thinking, a video compilation of when an actor/actress hurts a stuntman. Like, on purpose. Use all the heavy hitters from the 80's and 90's.

[@devinharbert6071]

I Like Anthony Hickox as a Director But even he Couldn’t save Submerged from being a Farce But Really it’s Steven Seagal’s Fault for being Difficult to work with

[@42k78]

I love watching the voice dubs. So funny! Do you remember middle school, when the teacher would call on a student to read but the student's voice was too quiet for everyone to hear. So the teacher will ask the student to speak up and the student will throw his/her monotoned voice a little further for the first three words and then go back to the original volume. Steven Seagal was that student. I'm convinced that some people just don't have the ability to speak up or change the dynamics of their voice. If this kinda of voice was tough to deal with back then, I'm sure Hollywood hates it even more. In the film, when that dubbed voice shouts at a person across the room while he's in the submarine, it sounded too clear and articulate for Steven (Not trying to be mean), because the dude doesn't open up his mouth to talk. I'm near deaf, so I'm not a fan of that. Or people.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha that is such a relatable story

[@42k78]

@@RedEyeReviews Thanks for replying dude! Love your channel. I've watched all the Seagul videos a hundred times and counting. They're so good.

[@Sonofdonald2024]

Seagal recruited his old crew. The cast of Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels and Lt Gorman from Aliens :)

[@jarvis911]

I counted 3 actors from Lock Stock & 2 smoking barrels so I guess Seagal must have liked that movie

[@leonardoantonio8756]

Trivia fact: the knife fight had seagal fighting with actor gary daniels (great martial artist and actor, "fist of the north star live action" and "bloodmoon") that scene supossed to be a huge deal martial art fight in the movie between their characters but seagal scrapped it and make it a quick knife fight, later seagal called daniels to apologize for not doing the fight for the movie as it supossed to be

[@thestokes91]

The most unbelievable part of that story is Seagal apologizing

[@kevynhansyn2902]

Man I do also love watching Gary Daniels. He was just another badass that suffered the Seagal fate.

[@MrPolicekarim]

@@thestokes91 very true indeed!

[@EvertfromNederland]

I'm binging all your Seagal episodes and dude i swear to god, sometimes you sound just like Owen Wilson. Not a knock on either of you, just noticing it. 'm loving your work

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha it's weird. Not the first time someone said this

[@Aaron-ox8ye]

The Director of this movie did make some good movies. Waxworks 1 and 2, Hellraiser 3

[@dnickx]

I live in Uruguay...I sort of wish that my country is like it is shown here to be honest

[@fredlandry6170]

Ok first Delta Force would not be wearing Chocolate Chip Desert Camouflage in that area or at all and there is a Colonel Insignia on his helmet I seriously doubt that a Colonel would be on a mission like that.

[@Erikcleric]

Atleast Seagal's 90s and early 2000 stuff got actual actors in some of the roles and he actually moves in the fight scenes, sorta. :P So submerged had Vinnie Jones and Mr Big Eyes AKA William Hope, Gorman in Aliens. :D

[@James28R]

No one recognises Lt. Gorman from Aliens? for shame..

[@das81]

I did...

[@Mattastrophic1]

If Vinnie Jones replaced Seagal as the lead in this film then it would get at least a 10% boost on Rotten Tomatoes, guaranteed. Jones has one accent and can speak at an audible volume. Although if they did that then we wouldn't have that scene where Seagal tries to cover his face with a newspaper to look inconspicuous...as a very large white guy with a pony tail wearing a full-length leather jacket on a hot day.

[@MOONSUN4Life]

0:07 Nah, man, if you want to be truly original, you should speak Finnish. What's that, you say? Exactly. Plus, it's even harder than German to learn, arguably, and German is hella hard. 3:54 "Can you speak up, please? We're having a hard time hearing you in the front." Epic quote by RedEye, circa 2021 4:31 Is that spray-on tan or did he use too much glue on the toupet? 11:37 Dude, what have you done to me? Now _I'm_ sitting here trying to think of something clever to say...and failing miserably! 😳😮😵

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha, its HARD. Being clever sometimes just doesn't happen...and then I call someone "Old Guy" or "That one dude"

[@Omerta2times]

White male heavy? That's a miss bro. Love the series but nah on that one

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah my writing has improved since this video. I was still finding my groove. But I do appreciate the comment :) helps me keep track of "do's and dont's"

[@martinstefanov9921]

Some fun facts: The guy in 0:09 is the Bulgarian actor Nikolai Sotirov. I guess he's speaking Bulgarian, not German. The US embassy in Montevideo from inside - 1:19 is actually The Sofia court house in Sofia, Bulgaria. Also the Opera house in 9:35 is in fact Bulgarian national theatre.

[@RedEyeReviews]

He films so much in Bulgaria its crazy

[@martinstefanov9921]

@@RedEyeReviews Yeah, it's cheaper and there is a good big studio called Nu Boyana film. A lot of mainly B movies are being shot here like "The Expendables" 2 and 3 and especially my favourite remake "Conan the barbarian" (2011) which here is referred as Conan the Bulgarian :)

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@martinstefanov9921 haha Conan the Bulgarian

[@RicheyWard]

I just finished watching this and the I figured it was Bulgaria by the amount of Cyrillic in the background they just didn't bother to disguise.

[@rickastley2308]

Gary Daniels, Vinnie Jones, P.H. Moriarty (from The Long Good Friday), William Hope (Gorman from Aliens) - that's a pretty good cast!

[@ktitwayne-leeakabane1345]

This director wrote and directed a lot of cult films such as wax work 1&2 and Sundown: the vampire in retreat. It's hey Shane because I bought this the minute it came out on DVD just to see the fight between Gary Daniels versus Steven seagal. What happened was Steven we wrote the whole scene so he could beat Gary in seconds. The director had apologized to Gary on that day of shooting and said working what seems to go was the worst thing he ever did. The sad part is Gary should have been the main star and Bruce Campbell should have been his co-star who who work with the director and wax work 2 and Showdown!

[@ktitwayne-leeakabane1345]

PS another great review!

[@Sandman60077]

The only thing funnier than all of Segal's voice overs is RedEye saying EXscape.

[@itsandyme9192]

They're not out yet, but I can't wait to watch; No Time To Sleep Sworn Of Vengeance My Barber Must Be Saved No Ordinary Leather Jacket I Will Live Again Tomorrow

[@RedEyeReviews]

I believe all of these titles.

[@devinharbert6071]

But Anthony Hickox did Good Job with some of the Hellraiser Sequels Though Including Hellraiser Bloodline, Hellseeker, Hell On Earth, Deader, And Hellworld

[@dominicadamo7851]

The guy they dumped with the chopper is actually the guy that played in Aliens, remember the army captain or something that gets concussed.

[@qwellen7521]

Steven Segal's Suicide Squad.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Basically yes lol

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

The joke you were thinking about fir Mr big eyes was "xmen's Deadpool" lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Damn it......

[@TuleeMaster]

Nice, never knew there was a channel reviewing all the Steven Seagal bangers. 😂

[@michaelmyers3709]

Have learned to love Submerged not really in spite of the weirdness and dubbing but because of them. Awesome plane effects in the opening scene. Incredible miniatures when the dam blows. Fantastic blood squib cables very visible when the “I pay your wages” guy gets shot. Seagal’s double turning to face camera in plain view during tank shootout. Clockwork Orange eye clips. Don’t blame him for not wanting sea creatures, that would have been even worse. Cant wait for Today You Die ...of boredom.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Ugh Seagal and his doubles upstaging him lol. Haha I can't wait for Today You're Bored

[@YakAttack915]

@11:39 how did you miss the opportunity to say Kroger brand Alice Cooper? Lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

god damn it. you are spot on

[@mahkimahkila6396]

"Liebgott Joseph. D. Sir"

[@DarrenJSeeley]

I didn't mind Anthony Hickox attempting to spread out and do action films having done horror (Waxwork, a Hellraiser film, a Warlock film and Full Eclipse, which is a horror/action hybrid) but Submerged was a huge letdown. I do think a big factor in this was that like Bruce Malmuth on Hard To Kill, Hickox and Seagal were not on the same page. Other commenters already mention the supporting cast being wasted. But as others have pointed out, Gary Daniels fight was more uneventful,

[@djcease1996]

I can't wait to watch this. Gotta wait til I'm off work

[@RedEyeReviews]

Awesome! Can't wait to hear your feedback :)

[@seekforjannah2432]

@@RedEyeReviews this movie was like the avengers except instead of samuel l jackson we have Steven seagal leading a group of people to take down an evil guy Chris kody is nick fury he even sounds like him too 😄😄😄😄😄😄 and the chick in this movie reminds me of black widow kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5STZGd_hNWHfcU chick this out

[@SonCarlosH]

Yo Seagal kicking that man 100 fucking yards at the end had me in stitches dude. I literally had tears in my eyes laughing at that shit. I was hoping you would use it one more time at the end. Good review, I've been going thru ur Seagal-A-Thon 👍

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Submerged was such a strange one lol.

[@zipzipzommin4329]

Submerged in deep fryer oil

[@Film_Bro]

I can only imagine the 'tough guy' tension between Seagal and Vinnie Jones on set. There must've been at least one bust up during production!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Without a doubt Vinnje Jones is crazy enough to argue with Seagal for sure.

[@OTMPR1M0]

Omfg I can hear Vince screaming “IS THIS MUPPET TAKING A PISS?! OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WE CANT HEAR YA!”

[@RockNRollaMAC]

@@OTMPR1M0 Could totally see him trying to headbutt Steven Seagal like he did in his soccer-playing days in the 90s

[@RockNRollaMAC]

@@RedEyeReviews The team he played for in the 1990s, Wimbledon, was known as The Crazy Gang due to being notoriously violent, even for a 90s EPL team back in the day. And my God, Vinnie Jones lived up to his tough guy persona

[@glimpus]

Some of the voiceovers in these movies are NOT Seagal. Just listen, it's not him. He couldn't even be bothered to show up to do them. Lol

[@judsongaiden9878]

0:20 That's not a regulation haircut! 0:48 / 2:35 / 14:04 Extract those stocks, greenhorns! 4:08 / 6:11 / 12:57 Fastens his top button like a dweeb-narc. 5:43 It's because they're not making use of stocks or sights. 10:26 '90s gangsta-style sideways "technique," and with the thumb on the slide, no less. 11:05 Arnie used that same move in 'Commando'.

[@mihailchehlarov2720]

I was in the team who build the submarine. What a waste of a really good set. And the helicopter is not a real, it was build especially for this movie. Fiber glass on metal frame. Another fun fact mentioning The Expendables, all parts of the Expendables was shot in the same studios...using the same locations and most of the props.

[@MrPolicekarim]

That is very cool to know! You must work on a lot of big movies!

[@mihailchehlarov2720]

@@MrPolicekarim Yes, but it's cool the first 5 years. 22 years later is annoying

[@rockdesu]

I did what the title told me and I 'Submerged' the movie in water.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha

[@natebetts9426]

Really enjoying the playlist of these movies. Hope to see more from you in the future!

[@garethmoores4168]

Pancake calzone!! Dude u just invented the most amazing sounding dessert ever.....pancake, fill it with fruit maybe some pb&j, maple syrup, told it in half and bake it!!!??😂😍

[@thedtvdigest4142]

I think this is the one (!) which had loads and loads of re-writes, and was originally meant to feature aliens as being behind the mind-control plot.

[@adriangutierrez463]

Very good video! I don't know if you knew, but the film was highly criticized at the time for presenting Uruguay as very far from reality. To be exact, nothing. I call it fanciful and unrealistic about the reality of that country. So much so that the government of Uruguay totally disagreed with what was presented in the film. You can search for more information in Spanish about what was done with more details. Greetings.

[@marcuswalters8093]

There's a couple of pretty well known British soap actors from the 00's in this film. It's always weird seeing that. Also, Dr. Chapel at 9:08 ? She's a respected British actor. I'm actually surprised she ended up in a Seagal movie.

[@ShawsOwn]

This movie was so bad that I was nearly half way through this video before I remembered, "Oh yeah. I've seen this movie....within this year in fact." Also apparently Steven Segal has decided he's a Cajun or Black guy now? I mean, he's already tried to be every other race.

[@rolfagten857]

the captured Navy Seal Rose McGall also starred in "Band of Brothers" (2001) Corporal Liebgott

[@AmityvilleFan]

Why am I familiar with the title? Not even the poster is familiar. 7:45 - you ment Under Siege 3.

[@campar1043]

A movie about Uruguay terrorists (the last country to be a terrorist country, I would know, I was born in Montevideo) filmed in Bulgaria......seems legit

[@drandom313]

I don’t know if I would say I liked this movie, but I would recommend it for people to watch. This really should have been an over the top B-movie comedy but the problem is Seagal is incapable of humor. Schwarzenegger, even in his serious action movies, never took himself seriously & was in on the joke, that’s why he was able to make successful comedies. This is an interesting movie but it could have been more fun if Seagal cared about his performance & lightened up.

[@codyhensley640]

After watching a few of these videos, I'm totally convinced that Seagal could use Trump as his voice over guy, and nobody would know the difference.

[@hoosieronthefarm7677]

I’ve been binging on you seal movies to find the one where he says “ quickly “ I die laughing when you dubbed that one but forgot to save it so anyone know the name of that one? My 8year old foster son loves it too we’re going around and waiting to be able to use that line like “ hey Josh get dressed for school- QUICKLY !” Love it- lol

[@troillmainn]

Does anyone watch a Seagal movie and actually think they've seen good acting and a good movie at this point? The dude was never a good actor, but back in the day his movies at least seemed to try being good movies. He doesn't even seem to want to be in his own movies. The way he delivers his lines, though highly entertaining (for all the wrong reasons), is ridiculous 😂

[@robertprice5243]

.....hes one of those guys that just makes everybody look bad around them...friggin Deniro could do a movie with him and some how be thought of as ridiculous ..lol

[@aneshramsaroop8436]

Another karatay corner bedtime story

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'll complain you right to sleep haha

[@Dan-di9jd]

I think the problem with this movie is that Seagal had free reign on it so he decided at the end he didn't like the movie and went back to change a lot of it even putting scenes out of sequence. So you got this incoherent mess. Originally the movie was about being in a sub, but Seagal hated it so they made the original plot of the brain wash thing but then Seagal decided at editing that he didn't like that too and introduced aliens and he changed a couple of scenes and voiced over some dialog but then this weird mess happened.

[@marcraygun6290]

My brother and my friend had those phones , the Nokia communicator

[@henrytheeightheist8091]

Vinnie Jones is another overrated 'actor' who can't act.He fits in perfecly alongside Seagal.

[@RobinJohnstonphotography]

Vinnie Jones is too good to be in this movie!? Like bargain basement soccer Statham is too good? Says everything about straight to DVD Steve.

[@gorillachronicles]

The juggernaut bitch scene was one of the original memes, it was made because some guys did a dub over an X-Men cartoon ,not the actors fault

[@sylvainimbeault4706]

the old dude in the chopper and vinnie jones have worked together in the guy ritchie classic lock stock and two smoking barrels i strongly recommend you tcheck it out

[@georgebonney90]

You'd probably rather black trans disabled little people to make up Seagal's ultimate bad@ss elite team,that makes as much sense as this sentence.

[@marijanstojanoski3328]

Gary Daniels in this movie was simply for nothing he didn't do anything especially the fight

[@erikthewriter]

He mumbles because his voice isn’t very deep and he’s embarrassed by it. He thinks that mumbling makes it see mysterious.

[@DieselMcBadass1]

as someone who works on submarines for a living, i find these sets highly offensive.

[@teatanks6481]

I'm not the only one that read the thumbnail as Submergeo right?

[@RedEyeReviews]

I made it and even I think it says Submergeo

[@teatanks6481]

@@RedEyeReviews secret hint that Steven Segal will do an Italian impersonation in his next film?

[@sissokoshwazz6725]

How many movies did this guy make? I have been watching your videos for days and no end 😂😂

[@slightlyskywalking2195]

You glossed over how when the sniper is looking for segal he pulls a fucking looney toons and hides behind the newspaper and of course it works.

[@user-pl7lr5dn8q]

um one lf those guys in the posse was a hispanic plz do better next time. imao jk but seriously one was hispanic

[@spicydogsoup]

people still watch Seagal movies? I stopped after Fire down below.

[@stewartbladensb]

Lot of English actors in this one, they are all one’s from shit soaps that I’ve never really seen in a film before though.

[@thefowlladyofelmst]

I had almost given up on YT and then I found your channel. Thank you!!

[@MrGuitarforyou]

Been watching your Seagal stuff every night for like a week now. And just realized I hadn't subscribed so. I did. Hope you keep making these. Love them

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! So glad you like them :)

[@meshuggahdeciple327]

Almost all of these actors were in Snatch, or lock stock and two smoking barrells.

[@VonWenk]

You couldn't think of anything better than "Mr. Big Eyes"? How about "Gorman"?

[@RedEyeReviews]

Ah! Or even Event Horizon

[@vesalampinen]

In addition to all his amazing and godlike abilities, Steven has the ability to change his voice whenever he pleases. 😏

[@RedEyeReviews]

It's truly an unmatched skill

[@vesalampinen]

Indeed. Normally, Steven uses this ability to confuse bad guys so that they are totally unprepared when he kicks in their crotches. 😁

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@vesalampinen the ol crotch kick. Works every time lol

[@benugdsen75]

Lt. Gorman from Aliens is in this! I didn’t know that. ✌🏾

[@oldstrawhat4193]

The blonde in this film looks like the late Nicole Brown Simpson.

[@OICURWAY2YS]

I like your intro and extro music, and I miss the bouncing popcorn, which that and your commentary is the best part of these Seagull reviews. BTW, in sea-going services there are Seaman and Seagals.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thanks friend! I do really like my intro animation :)

[@nauseous3925]

mr big eyes death was the inspiration for the 300 sparta kick

[@kendal_whoever]

Delta would not be wearing ranks or unit insignias or anything.

[@JacobDean88]

I don't think ive ever seen a Seagal movie watchable

[@chriswalls5648]

Pancake calzone is already a thing, they are called crispy pancakes.

[@nemonucliosis]

Did you really call out diversity on his all white crew? Really?

[@LowBudget2018]

"I'm the dude playin the dude disguised as another dude! 🤣

[@claytonbearden7793]

It is the stragest thing to have Seagal very visually saying his lines, but they still dub over his voice?(fucking strangest)!!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

It really is. I think it means he mumbled so badly they just couldn't rescue any words out of him lol

[@gzz8551]

Mr RedEye is surprisingly upbeat for a man who’s sat through so many Steven Seagal movies. There must be some evidence of brain damage.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Agreed

[@VCRrepairman]

Dude, Mr. Big eyes is a easy “wolverine Deadpool”

[@Argumemnon]

Oh, Gurney Halleck is in this movie!

[@ChrisSmith-5655]

How do you spell the word "here" as seagal said it? "Heauh"?