After seven years, such a shame this still hasn't been made into a series...
@nothajzl4 жыл бұрын
Agree 100%
@gastonbell1084 жыл бұрын
He's no longer a public figure and has thus gone back to being an indolent Manc twat who futters about his house and occasionally goes out to get groceries. Occasionally some media type will pin him down for a bit and he'll say something stupid and look confused and then he'll go back to what he was doing. He's bored with the public eye, I believe.
@AbramG14 жыл бұрын
Johan Faul you’re a jackass
@xkinsey38314 жыл бұрын
@@gastonbell108 he's in the middle of making a TV show, the second series just released
@Eerex5944 жыл бұрын
Johan Faul Buddy you got no idea what you’re talking about. He’s making a series starring himself right now.
@elscourou66546 жыл бұрын
i like how Karl's laugh is just a cheesy grin followed by a quiet scoffing sound. and then he goes back to looking like he has war induced PTSD.
@ISetYourFaceOnFire5 жыл бұрын
@Maiahi Not sure what the quotes were for, but he's not playing a "role" though. Karl is 100% genuine. At best, he likely, probably exaggerates for entertainment purposes.
@benevolent20775 жыл бұрын
LMFAO HOMIE WTF
@goodkidmaadblog5 жыл бұрын
Thankyou
@jacobkobald17535 жыл бұрын
Soooo true
@oomfoof72945 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's war iduced PTSD, it's "bins out before thursday" PTSD
@nebuchadnezzarofbabylon38963 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl's idea of translating a word to someone who doesn't speak any English is just giving a synonym and then repeating it forcefully
@noahmay77083 жыл бұрын
The idea was to have subtitles so you could see what the word was in your native language.
@MisterJaay3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chickensquishy1233 жыл бұрын
Still better than the usual approach of repeating the same thing louder and louder, as if sound volume could influence comprehension 🤣
@tyroon813 жыл бұрын
I don't think Ricky's idea was to a actually teach people English. It was to set Karl up to talk gibberish, which he succeded in doing, as usual.
@wilmer892 жыл бұрын
what tEaBaGs have you gottt'
@Tattman80 Жыл бұрын
“You smell, you shit” will always send me over the top laughing.
@dannygreen5929 ай бұрын
Same lmaooo.
@marcconner33869 ай бұрын
After all the years of xfm...u smell u shit will always get me lol thump in the face
@whoever_81Ай бұрын
😄 Just remember that Karl actually thinks....that this is a real learn English programme. While Ricky knows full well this is just a wind up! Brilliant! And notice, that while Karl actually thinks that...he is acting like it's a real travel guide for Chinese people. LONDON EYE! It's basically "the worst English lesson ever" (as Ricky remarks) and, surprisingly, the worst real travel guide for Chinese people. A comedy masterpiece like no other.
@aintgonnahappen8 жыл бұрын
"I'd just wrap any old shit up.." "10'er, rip you off.." Karl is the absolute best
@AA-hg5fk7 жыл бұрын
aintgonnahappen and that's what's happens in this country... If you're coming to England don't be ripped off!
@Ddarkan3 жыл бұрын
I love how as soon as he's given control of the scenario and realizes that he can do whatever he wants with it, he uses it to vent his own personal frustration and completely abandons the idea of helping others or teaching english. lol
@briantrowbridge81343 жыл бұрын
For real! He legitimately uses ricky as a stand-in for foreign people that he is genuinely pissed off at
@Fifi_almond3 жыл бұрын
@@briantrowbridge8134 that's not what he meant...
@thefairygodmothers2 жыл бұрын
@@briantrowbridge8134 his neighbours are English, relax yourself
@brandonhohensee54522 жыл бұрын
Dont listen to the below. Karl is being so legitimate with his responses at all times. the reason why it is so funny is because it is the first rational thought of all humans...He is the realist person with no filter i've ever heard.
@karaloop95442 жыл бұрын
@@sanhasenteredthechat7901 He was doing "Idiot abroad" before, visiting lots of different countries. If you've ever been to India it's crystal clear where he's coming from. Just because he's generalizing like there's no tomorrow doesn't mean he hasn't got a point.
@phrenz17963 жыл бұрын
"You smell. *You s h I t ?*" fucking lost it lmao
@jackmehoffe93722 жыл бұрын
We all did bru
@mrcookedbacon3242 жыл бұрын
3:29
@mmapsycho58432 жыл бұрын
This is just golden 😂
@DIFFIEH Жыл бұрын
Ricky getting up at the end screeching like a bird holding his stomach while Karl is sitting there re-living his altercations with his neighbours over bins is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
@thehighflyingkorean Жыл бұрын
Being back the XFM days!
@codydavidyates724 ай бұрын
I've watched this video 700 times. You pointing that out made it better
@88TiagoCosta886 жыл бұрын
This is, by far, the best video ever made in the history of mankind
@coleslawchrobry5 жыл бұрын
Tiago Costa I agree
@aaqilian5.0855 жыл бұрын
Fuck off
@nightsonrepeat3365 жыл бұрын
MANKind
@CarlosMensuckass5 жыл бұрын
I must have watched it at least once a year, it's better than Xmas for me. If you liked this, hopefully you've seen The Ricky Gervais Show and Idiot Abroad starring Karl Pilkington, both are as genius.
@AJDHelix5 жыл бұрын
I mean, its certainly in the top 1.
@Laurenpu19964 жыл бұрын
“I’d just wrap any old shit up” 😂😂😂😂😂
@adamhunter17244 жыл бұрын
Tenner. Rip you off. “Cause that’s what it’s like!” Brilliant improv.
@zak42574 жыл бұрын
Fucking lost it🤣
@clintclint76733 жыл бұрын
Yeah i died at this one bro 😂😂
@shapeshifter8183 жыл бұрын
9:12
@thetroyzernator3 жыл бұрын
@@adamhunter1724 That isn’t improv. It’s not even comedy. It’s not even him trying to be funny.
@JMH9972 жыл бұрын
I reckon if there was a 10 hour version of this it wouldn’t get boring
@jackmehoffe93722 жыл бұрын
Probably the smartest thing you've said all minute
@joatmofa04052 жыл бұрын
You would be having stomach pain contractions! ... and it would be worth every millisecond of pain!!!
@lauramichelle17672 жыл бұрын
@@joatmofa0405 get the ashtray out, they ‘old the cold
@derek5395 Жыл бұрын
@@lauramichelle1767 Can verify this as true, because I've read "Old Cold Belly Badness."
@Aheadoftheabyss Жыл бұрын
@@derek5395the coldness kill’th the badness
@NohEnvy Жыл бұрын
I can't tell how many times I've watched it over the years but it never gets old, it's uncanny really
@CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan2 ай бұрын
same i cry laughing lol
@DreamClean9 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this every couple of months, never fails to make me laugh.
@jordaxuk9 жыл бұрын
lol same here
@wolventhrone16319 жыл бұрын
QuixoticQuaver Likewise!
@DreamClean9 жыл бұрын
QuixoticQuaver 2 months later and I'm back again. I ask: Will it ever be unfunny? I think not.
@swfcocs19 жыл бұрын
QuixoticQuaver it is hilarious-my only issue is that Karl is clearly acting,it's a shtick,the whole ignorant fool thing-not sure why Gervais insists he is really like that,as it's hilarious either way
@DreamClean9 жыл бұрын
***** Karl does play up to it at times but I don't know if I would call it acting. He has genuine moments like that rant at the end. The XFM radio show is him at his most natural and best.
@bobgibb27814 жыл бұрын
I've watched this at least 15 times and it's still funny .
@bobgibb27814 жыл бұрын
@VinylViper Ricky Gervais was probably just bored on afternoon . There may have been no intention to make a series at all .
@박건우-j7n9m4 жыл бұрын
Same here🤣🤣🤣
@stepcorrect53244 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂 hope you all get a notif from this so you can watch it again 👊🏽
@silversteele66244 жыл бұрын
15? Ive watched it about 40 times and I still lmfao! Haha
@joewright98793 жыл бұрын
Yes. Made me tear up.
@Pianosnail128 жыл бұрын
How did this never become a series!
@RexOrwell8 жыл бұрын
Declan McCartney Because Karl is notoriously lazy. A busy day for Karl is pottering around the kitchen sink for twenty minutes and distributing biscuit crumbs around his garden.
@MakisHMMY8 жыл бұрын
And yelling at his neighbours for putting out the bins on a Tuesday
@emilygilbeyful8 жыл бұрын
Declan McCartney the fact it's called pilot probably doesnt mean it was intended as a series it is just a premise or excuse for a sketch of sorts.
@garyokeeffe71617 жыл бұрын
Gervais and Karl Pilkington don't talk anymore
@LeviJohansen7 жыл бұрын
This was a prank on Karl.
@jabbypants7882 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais is a comedy genius. Bringing Karl to us was a master stroke.
@AA-hg5fk5 ай бұрын
Ricky is good at getting comedy gold from Karl but I really don't think he's a comedy genius, have you seen afterlife? It isn't very good.
@turbotegs21024 ай бұрын
@@AA-hg5fkyeah Ricky Gervais is a terrible director and writer.
@bjornsteponeweb3 ай бұрын
@@AA-hg5fk don't think Afterlife was meant as an all out laugh-fest
@whoever_81Ай бұрын
😄 Just remember that Karl actually thinks....that this is a real learn English programme. While Ricky knows full well this is just a wind up! Brilliant! And notice, that while Karl actually thinks that...he is acting like it's a real travel guide for Chinese people. LONDON EYE! It's basically "the worst English lesson ever" (as Ricky remarks) and, surprisingly, the worst real travel guide for Chinese people. A comedy masterpiece like no other.
@seanwade818823 күн бұрын
@@bjornsteponeweb bad mix of comedy and melodrama where both are weak
@googelle75555 жыл бұрын
Karl is an improv genius. He continues holding an imaginary cup of tea after the skit is over. He licks his finger to turn the pages in an imaginary appointment book. He starts getting genuinely annoyed by an imaginary spa customer's waxing requests. Improv Genius
@ValleyRC5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that time they role played that Karl was the boss of a plumbing firm and he sacked people for not coming in because of the snow and Steve said "but you didn't even give them one chance" and Karl said "they've done this before"
@LordZordid5 жыл бұрын
I have never seen him break character.
@animatiz4 жыл бұрын
Goog Elle Wtf :S
@deanwalker62624 жыл бұрын
@Goog Elle I couldn’t agree more!
@CONGTHEGUERILLA4 жыл бұрын
@@LordZordid character?
@hunterrogersmusic3 жыл бұрын
Ricky uncontrollably laughing like a screeching bird at Karl; will never, ever get old.
@jackmehoffe93722 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. #2536e7382
@goblinoide2 жыл бұрын
@@jackmehoffe9372 no
@jackmehoffe93722 жыл бұрын
@@goblinoide yes
@goblinoide2 жыл бұрын
@@jackmehoffe9372 stop commenting "underrated comment" on everything, it just shows that you don't know what the word underrated means
@jackmehoffe93722 жыл бұрын
@@goblinoide no
@amatagirapinkheartemoji8 жыл бұрын
I started laughing from the moment Karl said "alright" in the very beginning
@CortezHoratio8 жыл бұрын
God's*
@Rhh268 жыл бұрын
CortezHoratio Gods'*
@theasz30122 жыл бұрын
I thought this would be an educational video and I watched it seriously for 40 seconds and then I realised I know enough English to enjoy this masterpiece.
@whoever_81Ай бұрын
😄 Just remember that Karl actually thinks....that this is a real learn English programme. While Ricky knows full well this is just a wind up! Brilliant! And notice, that while Karl actually thinks that...he is acting like it's a real travel guide for Chinese people. LONDON EYE! It's basically "the worst English lesson ever" (as Ricky remarks) and, surprisingly, the worst real travel guide for Chinese people. A comedy masterpiece like no other.
@assistantmagus52138 жыл бұрын
"This has happened to you hasn't it?" "Yeah it has." Brilliant.
@chrisperez10046 жыл бұрын
thatguyyousawinasda Best line!!!!
@ChordsForU5 жыл бұрын
Karl is the funniest man alive. When he says “course it is” it gets me every time
@kevcatnip75894 жыл бұрын
cunk and carl ...married ??
@ConcitoUK3 жыл бұрын
This is potentially the best video ever uploaded.
@DRIFTAH13 жыл бұрын
😂 its fucking hilarious
@OzyMandias133 жыл бұрын
I have viewed this video at least 100 times and I will view it 100 more wiithout shame. This is the greatest video series That Never Was. " 'Ty-phoo' does not mean more milk!". Kills me every time...
@ConcitoUK3 жыл бұрын
@@OzyMandias13 The bit that always gets me is... "You Smell? You shit"
@TheMrShanmao3 жыл бұрын
@@ConcitoUK mine's the C: "where's the pain?" R: "my anus" C: "Course it is..."
@mannenthemythe3 жыл бұрын
My favourite comment from Karl easily is "Testie, if you're having one done"
@76elphaba2 ай бұрын
Im literally home 1 hour after being discharged from hospital with chest pains.... And i watch this....laugh so hard all the pains are back!!! And i couldn't care less! Best thing on the internet, i swear!!!! 😂❤
@wj11jam783 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl makes up random details when he's acting out scenarios. Why was the fish store busy? He just randomly decided it was busy for no reason.
@yunghoene87533 жыл бұрын
It was busy so he would have an excuse to be impolite towards the customer.
@j_freeman32302 жыл бұрын
He was trying to dodge the scenario XD
@banjomoevies2 жыл бұрын
It was busy so that he didn't have time to awnser Ricky's stupid questions
@j_freeman32302 жыл бұрын
Pob some cthulhu cultist shit
@jackflash7432 жыл бұрын
@@yunghoene8753 its not one bit funny, and if people think it is then there something wrong with them
@rufusgreenleaf24668 жыл бұрын
Karl is the cure for depression.
@kryptikknowledge15018 жыл бұрын
Adam Halstead honestly i was having the worst day ever and watching this just perked me up and i have no crippling depression now :D
@rufusgreenleaf24668 жыл бұрын
+D'Cypher AoP It's amazing how specific humour, commonly known as 'Dry Humour' can cure a downed day. "You have Typhoo?! That means 'more milk'".
@kryptikknowledge15018 жыл бұрын
Adam Halstead i love him and i really do understand why him and Ricky make such a awesome duo :D his dry plain view on life is just a blessing and well we're all a little like Ricky and would do/say/ask the same questions as he does 😂😂 i just love Karl. "if its Twinnings not so much milk!" you know he is right on the money 😂😂
@rufusgreenleaf24668 жыл бұрын
+D'Cypher AoP and the gem with karl is the more frustrated he gets the funnier he becomes. "You smell, you shit?!"
@fenrizzwolfe31598 жыл бұрын
Adam Halstead even though I know these videos off by heart I still use it as a kind of relax therapy
@TheChocolateEagle7 жыл бұрын
sorry, can we address how perfectly karl recreated the sound of sipping tea?
@nathanmckenzie61306 жыл бұрын
Haha
@julianquevedo51276 жыл бұрын
Also noticed that!
@karldilkington88026 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest actors of our generation can act out any scenario.
@hunterbradshaw19956 жыл бұрын
As any Englishman worth there salt would.
@romino236 жыл бұрын
and he pretended to held a cup long after ricky changed the topic too...
@EMBRZmusic2 жыл бұрын
Karl saying ‘of course it is’ is genuinely one of the funniest things ever
@DarrenJamiesonJamieson Жыл бұрын
I started laughing just reading you're comment. Karl be having my guts for this!
@Perriax5 ай бұрын
Have repeatedly watched that part, still crackes me up to no end 😂😂.
@abstractnonsense32534 ай бұрын
It's my favourite part. It's perfection.
@dinkules8 жыл бұрын
Karl pantomimes drinking tea like a fucking professional
@longy0018 жыл бұрын
His tea-drinking noises are spectacular too!
@jamesadcock52358 жыл бұрын
\Enthusiasm/ he should be a mime artist
@chrisbarnett63628 жыл бұрын
Probably because, by this point like most scenarios he acts out, it has become a reality in his head lol.
@dantoon258 жыл бұрын
As any Englishman worth his salt should
@wizzaard128 жыл бұрын
Look how long he keeps on holding the imaginary cup for as well
@SophieJackson19936 жыл бұрын
What's funny is ''bald'' in German is Kahl.
@TheUntrainedNinja5 жыл бұрын
@Dodger thirst
@buckbumble5 жыл бұрын
Dodger China
@thomashardcastle72315 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@annalogan62415 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jootai5 жыл бұрын
This is what caused ww2
@__Andrew5 жыл бұрын
Karl just so invests himself into these little imaginary scenarios, i love him for it. Look at him hold his imaginary tea cup well after the skit is done lol.
@SveinGrimholtАй бұрын
This is probably Ricky's greatest work.
@dickcheese68418 жыл бұрын
What makes Karl more funny is Rick's laugh. His laugh compliments Karl so much.
@denisepleines69065 жыл бұрын
OMG ricky s laugh is HILARIOUS
@3pacz5 жыл бұрын
15:05 that’s comedic timing perfection actually
@mAcroFaze9 жыл бұрын
I love how frustrated Karl gets about waxing Ricky's bollocks as though it's a genuine conversation!
@wisdomleader859 жыл бұрын
+mAcroFaze And his "WTF" facial expression at the beginning when Ricky talked about his bald head, priceless....
@orangejoe2047 жыл бұрын
He's a wonderful combination of gullibility and irritability. So he's massively irritated at Ricky's shenanigans, but not at all suspicious as to why he (of all people) was asked to do a foreign language instruction video. Brilliant. Play a record.
@smellypeter7217 жыл бұрын
"I'm not paid or qualified to be sorting your ass out." -Karl Pilkington
@how2pick4name7 жыл бұрын
I think to Carl it IS a genuine conversation. Once you get him into a scenario and make him care about it, which is pretty easy, he is there defending his viewpoint as if it was real. That's exactly what makes him funny. Carl, suppose..., and off he goes. :D
@jamestabbron81245 жыл бұрын
I don't believe Karl genuinely is as stupid as he comes across, I think in his own right he is a comedy genius, he plays a character that I feel everybody has deep inside. I feel it's partly put on and partly real at the same time.
@YaRaginAye7 ай бұрын
"You'll be getting Leslie in the back room" A call back to A Love of Two Brains there. Outstanding from Pilkers.
@ryang57195 жыл бұрын
When Karl took his initial sip of faux tea and said ‘It’s alright, that.’
@danm20845 жыл бұрын
Yaaa???? You forgot to finish your thought man! What about it?! Dont leave us hangin!!
@88omair4 жыл бұрын
@@danm2084 I'm assuming Ryan appreciates Karl's dedication to his props
@thissmithymanga71194 жыл бұрын
Most people say the same when they're made a cup of tea in England, so he was very much dedicated to the fake cup of tea.
@babtash854 жыл бұрын
We all know there was too much milk in that tea
@oscarking27333 жыл бұрын
Go on
@dianasinko74036 жыл бұрын
Ricky- *brilliant joke* Karl- *doesn't laugh* Karl- *repeats what he says three times* Ricky- *loses it*
@BoySpook5 жыл бұрын
Diana Sinko "it's not what you say it's how you say it"
@OfficialFingazMC5 жыл бұрын
Kind of describing the whole span of their friendship, not just the video lol
@Bigredwillol3 ай бұрын
Ricky in general laughs too much and too annoyingly
@Dingalow5 жыл бұрын
Ricky: "Teabag okay?" Karl: "...wot?"
@mezalong5 жыл бұрын
6:43 best bit that
@anders49495 жыл бұрын
that "wot" was so sincere
@hansno14755 жыл бұрын
literally scrolled down and read this as he said it
@kasblue2 жыл бұрын
every time I feel like my English has lessened, I come back to this lesson. I have been watching this lesson since 3 years now. always fresh and helpful.
@TheTUDOR918 жыл бұрын
"Wear and where, one word, different meanings." Nailed it Karl.
@MrROTD8 жыл бұрын
+TheTUDOR91 LOL Karl those are Homophones, wear ,ware and where
@dylanwest7238 жыл бұрын
i think he means sound the same
@swanclipper8 жыл бұрын
not forgetting were and we're
@johnnyfelcher81568 жыл бұрын
+swanclipper Were is pronounced differently than we're, wear and where.
@swanclipper8 жыл бұрын
Johnny Felcher no it's not. were at the park. we're at the park. where at the park? ... wear at the park. without context, none of these are distinguishable vocally.
@Hopohoo28 жыл бұрын
"focking 'el, you smell" fuck I'm in tears
@gjo18328 жыл бұрын
"you smell, you shit?"
@kuryenlaindia4 жыл бұрын
Karl, I'm Argentinian, from Argentina, I can't speak a word of English, I had my Chinese friend Danny Fung translated this for me, for a fee. I've enjoyed this class enormously, but I would like to know more about fish and bladness, which are very important subjects here in Argentina. Thank you
@chriswakefield95384 жыл бұрын
I agree, he could have gone into more detail...
@flickk6784 жыл бұрын
Sz,@@chriswakefield9538
@grivero4 жыл бұрын
My friend Fu King translated this video to me.
@robsimpson44654 жыл бұрын
Ho Lee Fuk would have done it for free
@BurntFaceMan3 жыл бұрын
you cut people with your bladeness, but if you cut hair it has make you baldness!
@alfredvonkelaita8156 Жыл бұрын
Never seen such exceptional chemistry!... they absolutely complement one another... it's a gem, it's timeless... Love it!!!
@mr.s38065 жыл бұрын
Ricky : ‘What’s sort of fish is it ?’ Karl : ‘Chinese and Japanese know fish very well’ 🤣🤣🤣
@gastonbell1085 жыл бұрын
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@Brackenwall5 жыл бұрын
Amazing, also not going to like the comment, let's keep it at 69 likes :)
@omikronweapon4 жыл бұрын
I'd just wrap up any old shit
@aledhopkins29582 жыл бұрын
Most underrated bit of this is Ricky’s slight pause when Karl says he can go in sort of 10 mins. He is so confused why Karl can’t just say he can go in now in a completely hypothetical scenario but can’t be bothered to argue so just goes along with it
@edmacdonald20655 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone trying to learn English accidentally stumbled on this video
@gastonbell1085 жыл бұрын
Last year, I was housebound with a roaring case of ass fungus. I spoke only Middle Church Slavonic. This video was my sole companion. Need I say more?
@AliciaPigue5 жыл бұрын
That would be me...
@dnmcfall5 жыл бұрын
@@AliciaPigue did it help?
@tomarintomarin95205 жыл бұрын
Doug M it helped me, I guess. Sac
@dnmcfall5 жыл бұрын
@@tomarintomarin9520 Sac?
@Bossard19 Жыл бұрын
Watched this about 50 times and it still kills me everytime 🤣
@jord191008 жыл бұрын
I'm not a native English speaker and this was the best English learning lesson ive ever seen
@0mnicide7 жыл бұрын
Have you gone into a grocery store and went to the fish counter and asked for your sack and crack to be waxed? "This fish smell? It shit?"
@AA-hg5fk6 жыл бұрын
Make sure you don't get ripped off!
@atiagooqkinguliaalu4027 Жыл бұрын
@@0mnicide 😂🤣🤣🤣 LMAO!!
@loulabelle50828 жыл бұрын
Love how he can only envisage a Chinese person! "Are we focusing on Chinese?" "No." "Well we should."
@sentinalno16 жыл бұрын
Loulabelle plus, 'you never see a homeless Chinese person'.
@msmith78605 жыл бұрын
😗🎶🎶
@mattday73373 жыл бұрын
They age weird
@loulabelle50823 жыл бұрын
@@mattday7337 good-looking when they're young, then they age over night and all look 45. According to the gospel of KP.
@DannyMac3d3 жыл бұрын
Favourite sketch by these two. Wish they had done more!
@jeremyc95933 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I wish they would have done just 83 more.
@SteyrR3 жыл бұрын
@Rich Booker 100% sure it wouldn't work
@obamaorb74262 жыл бұрын
@@SteyrR You seem fun at parties
@pcs69052 жыл бұрын
@Rich Booker how come they don’t work together anymore?
@pcs69052 жыл бұрын
@Rich Booker aw no I liked them together a lot. I hope they work together in the future
@westleymocke9601 Жыл бұрын
Why is there not a 20 part series of this, must be the best bit of comedy gold on youtube! Fantastic!
@SuuupaGirl5 жыл бұрын
9:18 "id wrap any old shit up. you'll like this. tenner. rip you off" HAHAHAHHAH
@phoenixheat96815 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@BaldMancTwat4 жыл бұрын
He done him up like a kipper.
@SmellTheCanvis5 жыл бұрын
"Where. Wear." "One word, two meanings."
@saam775 жыл бұрын
@!? I'm wearing a jumper!
@Tomversal5 жыл бұрын
@@saam77 Where've you been?!
@TheREALSimagination5 жыл бұрын
Same sound, at least. If they were the same word they'd be spelled the same.
@MrHotstepper894 жыл бұрын
Ricky’s face when he said that
@luqkuh4 жыл бұрын
@@MrHotstepper89 Brilliant.
@fhurley84478 жыл бұрын
Please make episode 2. Episode 2.
@fhurley84478 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Smith Seriously!?
@fhurley84478 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Smith In a lot of reasons I can see why he'd feel that way...
@JP_-oq3xn8 жыл бұрын
show us proof!!
@JP_-oq3xn8 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Smith can you just find it for me , I'm on my phone so I can't really use ctrl-f.
@JP_-oq3xn8 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Smith I'm so sorry, pardon my impoliteness. But thank you for linking me the reddit post. Such a shame that Karl, Ricky and Steve don't talk anymore😢.
@hemispheres7894 жыл бұрын
Karl’s angry rant about the bins at the end had me physically tearing up from laughter
@DirtyDozen6612 Жыл бұрын
Made even better by Ricky staying in character during his rant, his expressions killed me
@willmacdonald59613 жыл бұрын
As an English teacher in a foreign country I can confirm this is how a lot of my lessons feel
@AA-hg5fk2 жыл бұрын
What sort of things are you teaching them?! About purchasing a back, sack and crack waxing?!
@TWisM0098 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl keeps going back to the Chinese.
@GhostofRhurValley8 жыл бұрын
are we focusing on the Chinese? NO. Well we should.
@Charlio237 жыл бұрын
The Chinese know fish really well
@orangejoe2046 жыл бұрын
This was just after Idiot Abroad's first season. Carl has just had his horizons forcibly expanded for the first time in his life, and his primary memories of the experience are how irritating and unusual Chinese people are. hahaha. He'd need a thousand years to get down to the deeper bits.
@blackgirlthoughttv3726 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@denisepleines69065 жыл бұрын
And eventually the Japanese
@Justgregular88 Жыл бұрын
Ricky knows exactly how to get the funniest out of Karl, he's brilliant at planting seeds in Karl's mind then letting him run with it.
@hepasb9 жыл бұрын
Please, I beg you, make a second part of this. I've been coming back to this video for 3 years now and this still is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
@antivorg12398 жыл бұрын
I love how Ricky immediately recognised when Karl was talking from experience.
@jesslovesrammstein8 жыл бұрын
Karl would honestly be fantastic at improv - he just jumps right into any scenario and rolls with it in his own unique way.
@MrBoreray7 жыл бұрын
As Dougie in 'Derek' he's fucking superb!
@W.M.-Ай бұрын
I love it when half way through Karl realises this is all a stitch up
@williamcollis4554 жыл бұрын
It's criminal that this wasn't continued.
@ajeje19964 жыл бұрын
Karl turning towards the camera and repeating what he just said kills me every single time.
@tallnotdeaf5 жыл бұрын
I love Karl, he's actually very real. His insight and experience gives him a very real honest intelligence of the world. That combined with a mix misery and British mood makes him truly hilarious.
@charliesinnott98402 жыл бұрын
Karl is the greatest person ever created. Perfectly pure in every facet....
@ukmell5 жыл бұрын
this is actually the best video on the internet
@TaryllBaker9 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video every 6 or so months, and it still cracks me up. I really want more episodes!
@cockiesun8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Ricky's laugh is borderline evil, but it's damn infectious. More lessons please!
@GroinStrain_7 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl's way of "teaching English" is by randomly looking at the camera and shouting a random word, regardless of what it is. "It's a very STRONG tea".... love this I also could not be part of the crew on these. I could not be a DoP or boom swinger or anything behind the camera whilst watching this. It would be the hardest thing ever to keep quiet and not laugh
@WilliamHButtlicker6 жыл бұрын
Groin Strain - You were working sound on some of their sets??
@olivierolzolz16932 жыл бұрын
Sad the whole day because of a breakup, until I came across this video: I went from one extreme to another for a while. Thanks guys!!
@Rubberdinghyrapids2 жыл бұрын
Stay strong bruv , it gets better
@SquirrelASMR8 ай бұрын
Nah you just dodged a bullet
@knye28 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais' laugh is the best thing I have ever heard
@masterbulgokov4 жыл бұрын
Karl's ability to play the straight man is unparalleled. He can hold that face all day and put Ricky over the edge a couple dozen times. He's just so good at that face. I love it.
@glenna98113 жыл бұрын
He’s not acting or “playing”. That’s Karl
@charityg98713 жыл бұрын
That’s not an act. He’s a really weird guy haha
@marigoldbells95813 жыл бұрын
That's just Karl lmao, no act involved
@TheGamerThing2 жыл бұрын
@@marigoldbells9581 Nah I think at this point there is an act involved. You can't get through the amount of shows he did without playing off it abit
@THICCTHICCTHICC2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamerThing All you're really admitting here is you've never met someone from Manchester before
@GoldenGrego8 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best video on the internet.
@denisepleines69066 жыл бұрын
For real 😂😂spread the word!
@tonygeddes95582 ай бұрын
Simply stunning. I so wish they’d made more parts to it. They still could!!!!!
@hansrockhard4 жыл бұрын
Being able to see Karl rather than just hearing his voice adds a whole other dimension to how funny he is.
@fly894 жыл бұрын
Nathan Lewis watch him on first season of Derek. He’s brilliant there.
@OoxB5054 жыл бұрын
Watch An Idiot Abroad. Classic
@Blackhawk2114 жыл бұрын
You've not seen idiot abroad?
@13lood13ath5 жыл бұрын
"Rip off" "Conned" "Taken advantage of" "Done up like a kipper" "Look at this foreigner, I done him up like a kipper." lol! I'm dead 😂😂😂
@tonyredgrave115 жыл бұрын
this is when english gets complicated
@bensvault91495 жыл бұрын
Done up like a kipper I'm screaming 😂😂
@bluecornerboxing60914 жыл бұрын
Bens Vault....it’s insane man, I’m crying with laughter!!! 😭🤣😂
@AA-hg5fk4 жыл бұрын
Useful though, visitors need to be careful about getting done up like a kipper!
@JJ-qc2on Жыл бұрын
10 years ago....bring them back!!🙏!we need these podcasts in 2023! Literally made me laugh so much, tea went everywhere😂😂😂
@AliciaPigue5 жыл бұрын
I'm Chinese and the first time when I watched this video I was hoping to learn some serious English.(My appreciations to the person who made the Mandarin subtitles)
@6six9nine744 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AA-hg5fk4 жыл бұрын
Do you think English people smell of milk? Be honest!
@AliciaPigue4 жыл бұрын
@@AA-hg5fk To be honest, as someone who grew up in a ranch in Inner Mongolia and whose grandparents are dairy farmers, I may smell more like milk😅
@AliciaPigue4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus is Dog : Feels alright, a little bit coronavirus-y though
@AA-hg5fk4 жыл бұрын
@@AliciaPigue if you're coming to England, make sure you don't get ripped off (also known as 'conned', 'taken advantage of' and 'done up like a kipper')!
@tamipritchard99358 жыл бұрын
It just doesn't get any better than this.....
@idiotpictures5796 жыл бұрын
Ricky: What’s a kipper? Karl: *stares into space and contemplates his existence*
@13lood13ath5 жыл бұрын
"Rip off" "Conned" "Taken advantage of" "Done up like a kipper"
@13lood13ath5 жыл бұрын
"Look at this foreigner, I done him up like a kipper."
@Rutherford_Inchworm_III5 жыл бұрын
8:20 - His eyeballs literally dance in their sockets while the rest of his face goes completely still. I've never seen a human being in a state of such abject confusion. He's like an Asimov robot that Ricky just hard-locked by asking it a paradoxical question.
@gastonbell1085 жыл бұрын
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III he's like a 90's hard drive... where you can hear it spin up, the little lights on the front blink furious, and a few seconds later you get a result.
@Tgftp2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love to watch these two. I remember when this showed up. I laughed out loud. My wife thought I was going crazy.
@leeman4018 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice how long karl holds that fake cup of tea. hahaha
@jmartinez13763 жыл бұрын
"I have a pain." "Where about is the pain?" "In my anus." "Of course it is."- Karl is not an idiot abroad. He is a comedic genius.
@seanbrown85333 жыл бұрын
Agreed! & without even knowing it! He doesn't even think he's funny or that he's trying to be! Haha
@iim4xii1293 жыл бұрын
Doesn't count as a comedic genius if he doesn't intend to be funny.
@seanbrown85333 жыл бұрын
@@iim4xii129 it does if other people find him funny you moron
@seanbrown85333 жыл бұрын
@@kaukosampola4618 who asked you, you moron.
@hatchingdraggon80733 жыл бұрын
@@iim4xii129 Of course he intends to be funny
@GlassGhost4286 жыл бұрын
Ricky, Steve, and Karl have helped me get through the darkest moments of my life. What they've provided for me and many others they'll never truly understand. No matter how many times I watch or listen to them they always make me giggle like crazy and can always cheer me up. To think that Karl's school teach said he would never be a high flyer....he's touched so many people's lives across the globe
@gtavmj-18525 жыл бұрын
Agree... there is something very special about those two.. my humour has become very similar to this over the years.. it's all down to Ricky.. loool
@missdiamond4205 жыл бұрын
Me too! Not much makes me laugh really hard like it used to. These 2 together are classic.
@Kristy-ns5bh5 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you have turned to something that makes you happy it can be hard to focus on positive stuff in this world sometimes. I've been on a ricky binge rewatching his tours and his oscar hosting videos on yt
@DavidGriffin-ww2fk5 жыл бұрын
Karl and Norm Macdonald and the American Office those are my big three.No matter how down I am they brighten my day.
@azhalhalil94295 жыл бұрын
XFM
@danmartins4628 Жыл бұрын
I watch this at least 5 times a year and it never fails to make me laugh 😂
@Isagiioo3 жыл бұрын
As Chinese I've learned a lot from this, esp. about someone who smells and milk and oranges. Thanks Ricky and Karl!
@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын
Do you think White British people smell of milk?
@wisdomleader85 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the balls. 😉
@derek5395 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@BakedSalmonNetwork Жыл бұрын
Were you quite 'airy as a kid?
@ReMii9124 жыл бұрын
5 years ago when I was bad at English, I happened to watch this with caption in my language. This helped me a lot learn terms for testicles
@PhilT818 жыл бұрын
Why was this never made into a series?
@sodapop88857 жыл бұрын
Philip Thompson I know, this is fantastic. This is funnier than the ricky gervais show and an idiot abroad
@jasonfenton82507 жыл бұрын
I don't think it has the legs to run more than three episodes. There's not really much to the idea, just enough for one great video.
@CptSpauIding6 жыл бұрын
One of History's great tragedies.
@Vandalle.6 жыл бұрын
Not much you can do with it? fuck off, the only reason any Karl Pilkington show is funny is because of Karl Pilkington, you get Ricky involved as well and I swear they could do anything and I'd still watch it, they could sit reading the news and they'd make it funny
@YoSuey5 жыл бұрын
Karl never got the pot
@dauritas14602 жыл бұрын
Ok, to those saying "Karl is not playing, that's just him being himself", you are only partially right. While he is just being natural most of the time, when Ricky forces the role upon him, his ability to improvise and keep the straight face while doing it is what I find hilarious in this particular video. Like he instantly transforms into the role he is given. He is obviously the strange individual, but I'd also say a natural born comedian. Doesn't need to try hard being funny, he just is.
@TheSaltsinNZ5 жыл бұрын
Seeing Karl Pilkington smile genuinely makes me happy.
@Pumbear4 жыл бұрын
His face @11:00 of acceptance after Karl still made him wait 10 minutes in this fictional world. Beautiful.
@darylchristie38096 жыл бұрын
Rickie is doing this purely for his own amusement. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BrotherAzrael6 жыл бұрын
@Yourtube User Funny thing is, if he's amusing himself then it amuses us.
@mikeantell5336 жыл бұрын
Really??? And here I thought they were actually trying to teach English to foreigners...
@sharonready51025 жыл бұрын
Daryl Christie .....and ours ! ( our entertainment ).
@sdreaver8165 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais doesn't do anything unless it amuses him.
@ICanSeeYou2475 жыл бұрын
@Enda mc garth Boo fuckin hoo
@Animaja001 Жыл бұрын
I love how unnecessary it was to mention ripping off the man buying fish. The expression of pure bewilderment on rickys face at 9:23
@DefneDance5 жыл бұрын
His lifelong obsession with the Chinese 😂
@captainroger4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@darthmong71964 жыл бұрын
I'm 42. Have pics if ya want.
@ryynerwicked27624 жыл бұрын
It's more like a grudge almost at this point haha
@mooooo863 жыл бұрын
The back, crack and sack skit was simply incredible. Haven't laughed like that in a while, actual tears hahaha
@GeneralCane6 ай бұрын
If laughter is the best medicine then I think Karl has probably made Ricky immortal.
@BenWignall9 жыл бұрын
Why have I only just seen this? This has to be the best video ever.
@Cletus10859 жыл бұрын
+Ben Wignall Smack in the face.
@BenWignall9 жыл бұрын
I think I deserve it haha
@remybader38729 жыл бұрын
+Cletus1085 +Cletus1085 thump
@ryanholden35229 жыл бұрын
+Ben Wignall You should search out the channel 'World of KP' and watch the Podcasts, Seasons 1, 2 and 3.
@kinparlink9 жыл бұрын
+Ben Wignall I wonder whom it is more fun to watch for -native or non-native speakers:D
@str89046 жыл бұрын
"Wear" & "where". 1 word, 2 meanings lmaooo. I love Karl.