Rob Zombie's Halloween Review

[@bloodrunsclear]

'Everyone's an asshole' I think that defines Rob Zombies' entire filmography

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I don't know, Captain Spaulding seems okay.

[@bloodrunsclear]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy Except for the whole murderer thing XD

[@greywalker505]

When is odd, because he's actually a pretty chill guy from what I’ve heard.

[@bloodrunsclear]

@@greywalker505 I think he’s just obsessed with really seedy people.

[@daverobson3084]

After a career dominated by playing the bad guy, Danny Trejo is the only really good man in this movie.

[@mrcritical6751]

Not if you listen to Rob Zombie

[@neal2399]

Yeah I don’t like what he said in the commentary. I think it does the best thing possible for Michael’s character to have him kill the only man who was ever kind to him, because it shows just how far gone he is; he’s completely devoid of any scrap of humanity

[@daverobson3084]

If he had been portraying Machete in this movie, Michael would have been toast.

[@dylankaiser5546]

But it’s Danny Trejo!!! DANNY FUCKING TREJO!!!

[@jdonelson3718]

Mr Critical what does Zombie say about him?

[@theaegis5795]

you missed trejo's heartbreaking line. "I was good to you mikey!"

[@theaegis5795]

and fuck rob zombie. if it wasn't in the movie that trejo was a fuckhead, then he wasn't. so that makes the only death in the movie i actually felt bad about! XD

[@judgewilson2410]

The Aegis that was kinda the point....

[@mrcritical6751]

Yeah Danny and Annie are pretty much the only good people in this movie, poor Danny Trejo just wanted to be nice to the poor kid the world broke

[@JessHarts]

that part, fucking breaks my tiny dang heart. I wanna jump through the screen and give Michael a good whack. lol

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

@@mrcritical6751 zombie really couldave showed michael taking his mask off then giving it to danny after he said "i was good to you". Wouldave been a more humanizing moment and couldave just emphasized michaels last shred of mercy being snuffed out when he put on the shatner mask

[@tylerhelms5191]

When Michael kills an old Danny Trejo who was his only friend that is the evil turning point.

[@xivwords5448]

cam3lopard the animals were bad

[@jghost9]

@cam3lopard When he killed his sister and her dumbass boyfriend, its because they didn't take him trick or treating and his mom is a fucking stripper and wasn't there for him. His mom's boyfriend obviously was a punk too.

[@issacnewton190]

XIV Words killing animals isn't bad in my book however I can see how it can be based on the situation

[@issacnewton190]

@Angelica Figueroa yeah I don't consider that evil. If I did then the entire meat industry is evil

[@tylerkelly7098]

@@issacnewton190 Again, killing animals for food, to be consumed, is far different than torturing an animal because you get off on it. Killing and plucking a chicken to package up its meat and dismembering and skinning a cat alive are two different things. If you don't see a difference, you may need therapy as soon as possible.

[@scottyoshihara2458]

Also this movie made Michael Myers look like an anti hero

[@captiankirkgames4385]

Scott Yoshihara anti hero ?

[@mwizachihana9551]

@@captiankirkgames4385 How does it make him an anti-hero?

[@tjmack010]

@@mwizachihana9551 Because everybody that he killed in this movie was completely unlikable, he even killed 2 guys that were raping a girl.

[@salvadorsanchez4136]

@@captiankirkgames4385 You know like Punisher.

[@JohnDonovanYT]

tjmack010 So you didn't feel bad when Mikey killed Danny Trejo, Mrs Strode aka Dee Wallace, the cops and when he almost killed Danielle Harris and Dr Loomis? Wow! "No Emotion Alert!" That is not a good sign for you...

[@h.plovecat4307]

If the gun was illegally obtained..and therefore each shot fired is illegal... "I committed Six Crimes!"

[@TF2Scout..]

Ghahahagggha

[@Temnizziv]

Imagine the dynamic duo. Good Guy Jason & Friendly Neighborhood Michael! Looking out for the community.

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

"Micheal can you help me with these bags?" "Sure,no problem!Gee Mrs.Voorhes I love your sweater today!"

[@hotdogzandcheese2466]

And Loving Babysitter Freddy XD

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

@@hotdogzandcheese2466 "Go to sleep Nancy," "Yes Freddy." "Wow Freddy you're good at this!" "Thank you Mrs.Thompson." "You know now I'm divorced...."

[@hotdogzandcheese2466]

@@user-jn1wm3tb8v XD

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

The gentle giants... which just so happen to be armed and masked.

[@sesfilmsllc]

4:24 Wow Juni got it rough after Spy Kids 3.

[@mrcritical6751]

That’s what happens when your grandfather is Khan and you consider every super villain you fight a member of your family

[@haileyshannon7548]

Yeah, he made Spy Kids 4

[@Xehanort10]

Just be glad Rob Zombie will never make a Spy Kids film or else Juni will end up in an incestuous relationship with Carmen.

[@mrcritical6751]

And the Floop’s Floogals will be people he horrifically mutilated until they’re inhumanely deformed

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@@Xehanort10 Worst part? There would be people who were into that.

[@robertoluna6606]

"It last 40 seconds, which is about 2 minutes too long" is exactly how I felt about that scene.

[@wstine79]

At least Ben Tramer is alive in this universe.

[@ninjaflamewolf1619]

wstine79 god bless his soul

[@fidelgarcia2224]

Well he should be alive in the new one too

[@ozvok2279]

He is

[@Xehanort10]

But since it's the Zombie universe his version of Ben Tramer probably planned on raping Laurie because Zombie loves a good rape.

[@cameronb5479]

Poor thing 😂

[@JohnDonovanYT]

Fun fact : During Michael's unmasked scene in the basement. Scout Taylor Compton actually stabbed Tyler Mane in the shoulder with a real kitchen knife.

[@SuperKamiGuruu]

*FUN FACT: NoT eVeRyThInG yOu sEe oN tHe InTeRnEt iS tRuE*

[@JohnDonovanYT]

Brendan Jackson Hey are you okay pal? Whats wrong with your grammar?

[@SuperKamiGuruu]

@@JohnDonovanYT Can you read?

[@JohnDonovanYT]

Brendan Jackson Yeah! I'm just joking with you, but i recommend that you flx that because looks horrible.

[@JohnDonovanYT]

Brendan Jackson And what i said its true, Tyler Mane said that during a interview, Kane Hodder laughed so hard when Tyler told everyone about that incident.

[@ItsNater]

I ASKED HIM SIX TIMES

[@lunabearsong2043]

I cried so hard at this! 😆

[@theaegis5795]

SIX TIMES! I ASKED HIM! I ASKED HIM SIX TIMES! I ASKED HIM IN HIS HEART!

[@lunabearsong2043]

@@theaegis5795 Hahahahahahaha!! YES!

[@theaegis5795]

@@lunabearsong2043 hehehe

[@BangBangspideyproduc]

Whatever problems I have with this film I can't deny this is my favorite looking Michael Myers. I could never take any of the other masks seriously but this one looks badass

[@mike_3613]

Naw he to big hes not jason

[@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw]

@@mike_3613 Jasons not Micheal

[@karmitdafruge1]

Yea the explanation for why his mask is like that is great too, leaving it under the floorboards of an abandoned house for a decade can really show some wear and tear. I actually really like michael myers in this period, he's not really the short ominous nick castle but he's a fucking huge dude that looks like a psychopath who'd just randomly kill people.

[@dirty06maggot]

@@karmitdafruge1 average size michael is scarier than a huge guy. Like how does he go unnoticed when he's stalking. Dude is six feet tall. Never mind. O well

[@KanekiKen-fc3qo]

@Gerry Buckets That sir is what I call an opinion, I personally like this one more. He looks like an absolute unit and unlike original Michael, I'd run like the fucking wind.

[@billdelfera8580]

12:37 they show Michael screaming at the top of his lungs after already establishing he no longer makes a peep as far as verbal communication

[@Mintylight]

It's kinda admirable that Zombie aimed to make Michael understandable, but I'm not sure going about it by making every one else 100 times worse than him was the right choice...

[@Nicole-cn8bj]

Decker! You just came out of a fridge. You mean to tell me that you completely cleaned out your fridge, found a place to put all the food so you could put your 6 foot self in there....shirtless! You must have been freezing. Unless you filmed yourself in front of a green screen. But then how did the fridge open and close itself?

[@raptoid2518]

He also evidently has a massive fridge as well.

[@fossilizedanimals5503]

He could have turned it down(up?) To a warmer temperature

[@nitro-verse5311]

He clearly replaced himself with a stunt double and caked him in cgi

[@jamesskelton3488]

I thought it was a Good Eats reference of some kind

[@jennifersixx3740]

Nicole 7891 I was asking for a friend how she could get him to come out of her fridge? I was asking how to get him to come out of the toilet circa Trick or Treat with Gene Simmons. Classic film.

[@maccyknife1]

I'd like to say, even though Rob Zombie's version of Halloween was not well received by fans and critics, I had an opportunity to speak with Daeg on Myspace. He was a really kind and humble kid. Rob Zombie should be ashamed of his own writing. As far as Daeg goes, he was serious about his portrayal, and I think that he did very well as a child actor!

[@s.nifrum4580]

Wait a minute you missed the part where that nurse said “cute baby, can’t be related to you” Honestly michaels just killing people who deserve it

[@nolanhewitt2563]

I bet she gets high and kills orphans too

[@forge4119]

Except for Danny. But to be fair, after all the bad people he was with, he probably assumed he was trying to hurt him too by looking him back up. That's my head canon for this movie.

[@EquesTron]

Chicken Abortions. Dickhead Nurse. Rape Scene. Bagel Fingering. Neither version of Rob Zombie's Halloween is great, but the theatrical version is much better without these scenes. Shame it wasn't included in the big ass box set that came out a couple years ago. Had to buy the Canadian double feature Blu-Ray to get it, which gave me one more copy of Rob Zombie's Halloween II than I needed.

[@EquesTron]

I checked my theatrical cut blu-ray. The Nurse's "Couldn't have been related to you line" from the Director's cut wasn't there. She just says "Cute kid" and that's it. The start of Laurie's bagel assault, with her hovering the slices around her chest, was there, but the bit where she shoves her finger into it is gone.

[@MrPeaTearGryfin]

Are you referring to that box set that has the Director's Cut of this movie and the Theatrical Cut of Halloween 6? Also, wouldn't you now own 2 more copies of Rob Zombie's Halloween II than you need?

[@EquesTron]

I'm referring to the one that also came with the Producer's Cut of Halloween 6. I think the standard edition box set only came with the Theatrical cut of H6, and you'd have to buy it separately. I might be wrong on that. Also, you're right. It is two more copies of Halloween II than I need, but I'm fine with its inclusion in the set, for completionist sake (and I'm sure the film has some fans, which is all well and good).

[@mikearangio6931]

Lol. I was just telling my gf about the bagel and toast scene. I tried watching it last night. Just a really awful rendition of the movie. Part 2, absolutely a joke of a movie. White horses???

[@jordanwillett8456]

No-one should ever be forced to watch Halloween 2 by rob zombie it's such a let down the first one wasn't that bad it was kind of fresh look on it but part two just went way off the rails

[@dejavoodu521]

I do like that the actors who played young Michael and the bullies actually apologized if they hurt each other, laugh, and joke around. That's not in the extra features....not the film.

[@Houze968]

Best Part of the Review: "And it was at this moment he knew...he fucked up"

[@RedRock22Productions]

15:05 The moment you give up on a horror film due to a character's actions.

[@JVM485]

Man! Everyone and their mom are reviewing theses movies all over the place! I can't get enough! The Snob's review of RZ's H2 should be out today soon.

[@Alex30]

Bobby CheeZ It was up an hour after this one.

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

So, are they trying to say Michael was always a psychopath or it was his childhood that caused him to become a murderer? Because Michaels childhood, as we saw it, wasn’t that terrible, sure his father and sister were shit but his mother still liked him and tried to care for him. Moreover we didn’t see any evidence of beatings, complete neglect or any kind of worse abuse apart from name calling

[@merces47letifer4]

Michael as a kid and his cliche, corny backstory was the best idea Bland Zombie could have done. What a brilliant writer.

[@Ron_Keffer]

One interesting thing was that the opening theme was God of Thunder by KISS. Which is ironic since Rob Zombie couldve used one of his songs.

[@zigfaust]

13:56 It's really strange that I imagine this scene as the wrestler Kain having Dr. Breen from Half-Life give him a pep talk.

[@MC-lg8uf]

3:27 how every middle schooler wakes up in the morning

[@beelzeboo]

25:20 hands down one of the most effective jump scares I’ve ever experienced in a movie theater.

[@vizuz]

How did you not see it coming a mile away lol

[@revposton]

Thanks for making this one i love the way you can put down and raise them up all in the same sentence. Please keep up the good work we miss you

[@GameDogLP]

I saw this movie for the first time when I rewatch the entire series. I think that's why I like it so much. After 4 this series has some real stinkers. This movie is a breath of fresh hillbilly air.

[@miguelvidal2335]

@Gerry Buckets you racist

[@bryanlathrop3492]

Finally, someone else who likes this movie

[@shesocozy]

Bryan Lathrop EXACTLY! I am INLOVE with this movie

[@issacnewton190]

GameDog second best film in the series

[@chetmartin8930]

Agreed. The franchise was on life support at the time, and Rob breathed life back into it. The argument that he was too big is ridiculous. If Michael Myers is just a psycho that is out to find his sister and is willing to kill everyone that’s in his way, having a larger Michael makes the story a hell of a lot more believable than the Michael portrayed in the original by Nick Castle. Anyone that’s 5’10” wouldn’t be capable of lifting a big boy like Bob, unless Michael was possessed.

[@guilhermedalmolinpereira7812]

I’ve been waiting for a new video,also hey Decker have you planned on doing a review of the various King Kong movies?...like the OG King Kong,Son of Kong,Peter Jackson’s remake etc since your such a fan of old Kaiju movies...

[@troybuttars7168]

15:04 it was at this point that Decker gave up on humanity

[@Whyyyyyyyyy.]

He started in summer.It's fall and almost winter I give my reward for longest lasting series I've seen!!

[@shanedawndusk3290]

Fun Fact: John Carpenter told Rob Zombie to make his remake his own. And he did just that.

[@ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig]

He made this AFTER saying that he hated when classic movies are remade

[@shanedawndusk3290]

@@ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig Indeed

[@vicritchie4928]

The joke about asking for the gun SIX TIMES is all I need to subscribe. Watched this review on a whim, and ended up very much entertained. Great content, man!

[@HanaBakemono]

If it helps and one didn’t like this movie, I suggest watching the outtakes of this movie. It’s some of the best shit to watch, especially if you’re having a hard day and need a good laugh.

[@user-iz9yc3rg5e]

Plus the 4 hour making of disc

[@codyburgett7962]

“The Internet personality with the hexed hair.” I love it

[@angryoldhead7034]

I think mikey took that pep talk too seriously. What if he literally has evil inside him and when the guy told him to be free inside his mind, that’s where he actually is as far as his Conscience and he let the evil inside him take control 🤔 plus he doesn’t talk with the mask on eventually (the evil side) but the moment they took it off him after he hurt the nurse he started losing his shit (the regular side of him). It’s simple yet so complex it can go over people’s heads depending on the context I suppose

[@jagofjokester1127]

2012 Decker vs 2018 Decker

[@tornado9632]

I love how he smacks his head it kills me every time

[@FabledHeroes3351]

Huh doing a Halloween 🎃 review in October............. FINALLY!!!!!!

[@PaigeSinclaire]

I think I found the new nostalgia critic, youre awesome dude!

[@MasqueofFlesh]

*IM NOT LISTENING! Ahhhh*

[@brendanforester4601]

"Ah, just let that wonderful introduction to Michael Myers' voice just fill your head every time you watch a Michael Myers scene." - Phelous.

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

Lmfao^

[@heatherhawkins8630]

LOL

[@shutit4024]

Brenda Forster Lmao I was on the floor laughing when I saw that

[@brendanforester4601]

Cool Kidd Me too.

[@RBGStudiosVlogs]

YES! I looked more forward to this review then the actual movie itself back when it first came out. As much as I do not like Rob Zombies Halloween, let alone him as a filmmaker in general, I have to say this is much better than the sequel.

[@codyburgett7962]

RBG Studios Vlogs I can safely say all of the Halloween movies are better than rob zombies sequel... that’s really not saying much

[@TheTonyahawk]

I agree this is much better than H2, yet is still no where near the level of Carpenter's Halloween. I don't hate this as much as most people but I don't like the backstory or any of the character changes.

[@RBGStudiosVlogs]

@@codyburgett7962 Absolutely! The Original John Carpenter's Halloween is a classic. It's my favorite horror film of all time.

[@xavigarcia9372]

@@TheTonyahawk to be fair almost no movie is at the level of the original halloween

[@al112v4]

Zombie has some decent movies, IMO he's not an awful director.

[@psychologicallyunstable2499]

Aww the Micheal in the wheelchair is so cuteee

[@luism178]

your soo pretty

[@psychologicallyunstable2499]

@@luism178 thanks

[@majorfanboy2005]

What kind of sandwich were you eating in the picture?

[@ronkeffer2154]

Am I the only one to notice the opening theme is God of Thunder by KISS?

[@Timelord007]

Absolutely fantastic revièw Decker I was laughing throughout with your brilliant humour, you are a genius at doing these reviews & also a brilliant writer.

[@archetypique]

That waking up in the morning scene really made me laugh! Well done!

[@ronkeffer7072]

24:22 Ah! A prick! My one weakness!

[@AE24N]

I’ve been waiting for forty years for this recipe

[@wstine79]

These next two reviews needs a Curse word counter.

[@loneronin6813]

Although I'm not really a fan of this movie myself, one thing I do like is the actor they got to play the adult Michael, who I feel did a great job with the role. I love Malcom McDowell, but this was not his best work, even though I do feel he still tried to a degree. Outside of the actor that played Michael, I can't say that I found much else that was worthwhile. One thing I think would've made the film stronger if they really had to go with the child Michael talking would've been showing him as not too bad a kid, seeming mentally well enough, only to have it build up and slowly reveal him to have killed animals and eventually killing his sister as a final breaking point, becoming less talkative and social all the while. I would've made the point where he stops talking to be as soon as he goes to the sanitarium. I still feel that the humanizing of a hulking murderer is a bad idea for a character as iconic as Michael Myers for being known as inhuman, but were it a different film with a different character more suited to a humanizing story, the idea of said character slowly going from a seemingly normal kid to a cold, emotionally anguished, silent killer would've worked if handled properly in a feasible way.

[@bobbarker2726]

" I ASKED HIM 6 TIMES!!" fucking got me

[@MHArcadia]

What the hell is Zombie's fascination of rape scenes? ...And who keeps giving him money to make films?!

[@ashwinrajesh7545]

I think it's his own money

[@king-ryche3125]

Fun fact believe it or not but rob zombies not a drinker even tho he seems like one

[@mrcritical6751]

Zombie needs a drink maybe it’ll allow him to lighten up a bit

[@putridsunrise192]

So graphic murder is fine but showing rape isn't? Oh the hypocrisy. Fuck off MHArcadia, who keeps giving you internet access to post retarded comments? And I don't even like most of Zombies films. But I keep seeing this stupid logic across the internet. Grow a pair, it's fucking fiction.

[@xivwords5448]

Universal studios

[@kevinskywalker5539]

He's not Michael's dad, he's not even related, he's just Michael's mom's boyfriend that is jobless and needs a place to stay.

[@shanedawndusk3290]

Jason Voorhees had a stepdad named Elias in the comics. He and Michael have that in common. Both have a stepdad and no one knows where their biological fathers went.

[@kevinskywalker5539]

@@shanedawndusk3290 , huh, that's weird. I was always told that elias was Jason's biological father. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@shanedawndusk3290]

@@kevinskywalker5539 In the Friday the 13th game, you can find audio tapes in different places. They’re all about Pamela talking to the police. In one, she confirms that Elias is not Jason’s father. She actually says that Jason might even be a rape baby. Look it up on KZbin.

[@shanedawndusk3290]

@@kevinskywalker5539 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKvHY4xjltV9o68

[@Daxter-hl7dw]

@@shanedawndusk3290 is the game even considered canon though? Might've just been a neat collectible with a retelling of the story.

[@jewelz6028]

Zombie had a good chance to kinda tap into the beginning chapters of the Novel of JCs Halloween 78. Maybe could of had a girl that liked Michael and was kind of friendly to him, but Michael was already shown to be an Introvert. On Halloween night, Michael witnessed the Bullies harassing the girl, Michael Defends the Girl and ultimately gets the Bully he kills he kills to chase him and Michael then kills him in the woods. Then as a plot twist, the 2 orderlies that rape that patient, that is revealed to be the same girl, she was institutionalized from traumatic experiences that left her suicidal/ Schizophrenic, but after Michael saves her again, just when you think he has some humanity he brutally attacks her and killing her, showing he is pure EVIL not meant to be reasoned with, just hunted and extinguished.

[@Gojirawars03]

Did… did you just make the rape scene in this movie… work? I… don’t know how to feel about that.

[@JakeTheComicBookDude]

Fun fact Tyler Mane who played adult Michael Myers also played Sabertooth in the original X-Men film.(2000)

[@willlastnameguy8329]

This is the one I've really been waiting for...just in time for me to go to work!

[@darkone666]

Please do a summer of Jackie Chan plz. Love the channel.

[@Grandmastergav86]

If he does please God none of his well known films - let's see some of his real classics.

[@darkone666]

@@Grandmastergav86 wheels on meals,dragons forever, my lucky stars,armor of god 1,2, police story1,2,3, project a 1,2, young master, dragon Lord, drunken master, legend of the druken master, half a loaf of kung fu, snake and crane, snake in the egale shadow, etc etc.

[@Grandmastergav86]

@@darkone666 Yep the good stuff - NOT FUCKING RUSH HOUR or RUMBLE IN THE BRONX lol. I don't mind Rumble but it's hardly obscure

[@Grandmastergav86]

@@darkone666 I'd also include something like Miracles, Island Of Fire, Crime Story, City Hunter. Dragon Fist, Fearless Hyena, Hand Of Death.

[@darkone666]

@@Grandmastergav86 all good films , anything before the year 2000 would do. : )

[@TfMG539]

20:13 "I got a rock"

[@sebastianemond5313]

"- And stabbed brutally to death."

[@joshuahoover6841]

Sweet! Happy birthday to me! Thank you Decker! 💙💙

[@charlief813]

Just found your channel! Love the video. Laughed my ass off. Any man who clears out a fridge and gets in it for a few seconds of footage is cool in my book. Looking forward to seeing your other reviews. Cheers!

[@jeffmurnahan]

So glad you came out with this 🙌🏼 been binge watching your videos reviewing horror movie classics

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

I'm new to this channel. I enjoyed this vid so much I subbed. If memory serves, wasn't the Myers house in John carpenter's Halloween the exact same building that was used in a nightmare on elm street?

[@That1DoodleThor]

bilbo_t_ baggins yes.

[@EndermTheSwordsman]

My friend, you are gonna have fun here.

[@torquetheprisoner]

now you must wach all of his vids now

[@dianes.3718]

Decker is awesome! And you gotta love that awesome hair! He needs to bang his head more LOL!

[@cryingchild5586]

bilbo_t_ baggins no u rong

[@kjon1475]

Brad Dourif in a Michael Myers movie, not exactly the type of crossover I was thinking

[@RBGStudiosVlogs]

LOVED THIS REVIEW! Had so much fun with this as I always do. Cant wait for your next one. 😄👍🏻

[@Luke101]

My man Decker cleared out his whole fridge and got inside just for that one shot. Commitment right there

[@Targisvear]

The actor playing Michael actually watched originals films before going into this and took his part quite serious for a wrestler turned actor - snob snort -, so if there's anything from this Michael that works as horror monster and keeps the best of the original, he probably had to fight Rob Zombie for it to come off like that, so credit him for anything in this Michael that doesn't make him fully sympathetic and a social victim, and not Rob Zombie.

[@catlinwhiteside3001]

their reaction of Michael breaking the car window was a complete genuine reaction of fear. Hence the 'What the fuck' from Dr. Loomis.

[@DS6Prophet]

*New Decker video. Evening got better!!*

[@charltonmcmillen7422]

Hell yes!! Thank you Decker! These have gotten me all through the summer of remodeling my kitchen Hell nightmare,,Awesome that you did this totally for us fans, thanks again!

[@FlaminHotChips]

Why does everyone hate Michael as a kid???? Was I the only one interested in how he would act as a child??? I thought the rob zombie movie was good

[@lonestarwolfentertainment7184]

The only time the whole "humanizing the slasher" trope worked was with Jason Voorhees but that only worked caused they still managed to make the audience root against him not for him.

[@colossalgoat8616]

I like that Bob was still wearing his glasses when dressed as a ghost

[@MOVIESNCOMICS]

He was in the original

[@ChrispyThings]

I’ve always enjoyed this film. I can actually watch it without comparing it to the original.

[@amanibob1416]

Didn't shoot him six times in this here version, did he now?

[@h.plovecat4307]

7*

[@amanibob1416]

Brain Stem Soup Yeah, I know. Duh! Such is why it's so awesome, (lol), to watch Decker's on-going rant over that "shot him six times" thing. It's inconsequential and yet, it's often promoted as the main proof of Michael being nigh-unkillable... Going on and on with variations of that silly, hmm, I dunno, "proto-meme"..." is fun, buuut, yes, technically, he did, (Loomis), "shot him six times" before it was five, then it WAS six and then it WAS seven times... As well as the following one being the eight time and another and again and again and... Seriously, the part about: "I/he shot him six times!" NEVER MADE SENSE!!! First movie ended with a Michael Myers being able to go full ninja, Batman-ing his way out after a deadly-ish fall... Loomis realize Mike is gone and *poof!* roll credit/theme score... The end's explicitly meant that Michael Myers, Mr. "Pure evil"..." Had left both his therapist and his intended victim alive for "reasons". He was fully capable of getting back inside and finishing the job, but he, walked, away. So yeah, all combined attempts to kill him turned out to be less of a lasting "handicap" than if you'd just been told you had food stuck in/on your teeth. Seriously! You would go to a mirror to make sure it's gone and then be right back, frustrated/embarrassed, but fine otherwise... Same with Mike in Halloween 2, with that couple of "neck stab" he got for "stabby-stab-stabbing" his "not-yet-sister" being only able to stun him a few seconds/minutes and the "being shot with bullets" problem having, (somehow), no lasting effect"..." So we're going to be fair and say he had an itch up his nose, ( from the smell of his own burned flesh). This was the REAL problem and the smoke made him loose his balance, just like in Halloween 2's climax, when two bullets straight through the eyeballs and into his brain got "something in his eyes"..." Bullets hitting his meat is only enough for good ol' Michael Myers to think: "Heck, sum'thin' just pinch me?! Nope, just the wind"..." We're basically left wondering why he, (Dr. Loomis), never once, (ONCE), thought "kneecaps!" or "legs" since nothing was KILLING the guy"..." I know it would just be another of: "Damn a prick! My one weakness!" *Tud!* And after "walking it off", good ol' Michael would teleport... But still, gotta love 'em slasher villains! Ps: I love the idea of Loomis as a recurring caracter, but if thinking about it realistically, clearly,in both original and remake, the concept is silly. A shrink-like civilian, whose made a best-selling book on how "Evil" is the guy, would be smart enough to refrain from using a six-shooter, or five-shooter, or even a "magazine-fed, semi or full-auto pistol" to try "stopping" a giant, blood-thirsty, maddened socio/psycho-path! He'd go straight for a kill and/or the legs, or do as Laurie in the remake and at least make sure to put one bullet in the guy's skull. Whether it'd work is another thing, but three shots then "wait for it" or all six/seven and walk slowly if you expect him to live is just illogical. It's a decent reboot/remake, of a classic, but Loomis, being shown, once again to think of himself as John Wayne just 'cause he's got a pop-gun he hadn't fired ONCE beforehand is really childish for a seemingly intelligent person. It's reminiscent of another classic in which a group of civilians thought of using actual flamethrowers. As if it could ever be "safe" to use fire in a confined, oxygen-rich, pressurized area and while completely surrounded by either plastic or metal. Actual, open flames in close-quarter, with limited mobility and oxygen-rich environment.Why, how and wuuut? Who'd be using some makeshift, homemade, oxygen-dependent flamethrowers to hunt down and kill a genuine "alien creature" with acid for blood? Alien is "fire inside a spaceship", Halloween is about a smart therapist, old and untrained, going against Michael's "pure evil" with a cap gun and the OG movie end with Mike surviving all wounds but walking away. Why, how and wuuut? Halloween(s) and Alien(s), Both are great, (at least for the first couples of installments), but let's be honest, weapon-vs-threat, good, realistic lore and smart caracter(s) being logical isn't their greatest aspect(s) of either franchises!

[@aham420]

this just made my day , i have been waiting for this one since you started Halloween .time to load up the bong and enjoy this masterpeice =D !!

[@dasherx1070]

The internet personality with the best hair at it again with the white vans

[@moviebuffshatto7375]

I Think the best thing in the Movie is in the Uncut version if I’m correct. We See Michael Stalk Laurie or Stalking anyone for that matter, the Camera isn’t focused on Michael but rather the person he’s stalking. So you can faintly see Michael in the Background and is really Creepy

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

Why do I feel rob wanted to remake Texas chainsaw but they said no so he was like umm Halloween then

[@Xehanort10]

He'd have somehow fucked that up too even though Chainsaw is more his style.

[@xivwords5448]

They should let him Friday the 13th too

[@briancook1927]

I think rob zombies style would of been better for the texas chainsaw massacre

[@ericallen789]

funny how Rob Zombie talked shit on remakes a few years before doing a remake

[@jennifersixx3740]

I like the Rob Zombie Halloween movies. Danielle Harris, Sherif Chucky and Scout as Laurie. Won’t change my mind. I like his take on these. I liked part two even more.

[@liampatrick3110]

Um ... okay.

[@carolrigby2217]

I kinda liked this version it made Michael Meyers a sympathetic figure instead of pure evil. Both versions are good.

[@senorcapitandiogenes2068]

Never stop making videos Deçker. Never stop

[@kurvos]

0:56 "Hello, world-wide-web. I'm Decker Shado - the internet personality with the hett-hair!" Uhm... okie dokie.

[@Sableagle]

Sounded liked "Hex" or "hexed" to me.

[@lunabearsong2043]

Best hair* Edit(2020): It WAS hex or hexed hair.

[@GiDD504]

Fun fact : the fight between Michael and the trucker was real. 2 grown men over 6ft tall actually destroyed a bathroom stall.

[@greyworld6242]

This is the only one out of the remakes that I liked, the sequel.... no god no. Also when you think about it the originals did humanize him later but didn’t have that overshadow his whole character.

[@joshuapawelczyk2886]

Same here, the second was a hot F#$king mess

[@ginapazienza9349]

I think the second one brought this one way down

[@morganyoung3557]

Grey World pretty much, until H20 retconned it, the movies tried to say that Michael was a good boy until the Curse of Thorn was placed on him which turned him into the killer we know. So it actually took away all accountability if it was a curse that was forcing him to kill his family. It has been a while since I saw other Halloween movies, but I do remember them at least hinting that Michael was a victim of abuse which might have been why Rob Zombie made it more obvious in his movie which was more about Michael than it was Laurie. It was like how it was hinted that Freddy Krueger was a child molester and the remake just made it blisteringly obvious that he was. So it always seem odd that people freak out at this one humanizing Michael when at one point they tried to take away any accountability from him via a curse.

[@greyworld6242]

Morgan Young true

[@purplehaze2358]

Nobody does a better face palm than you decker.

[@Lava91point0]

One thing that bugged me was the shaky cam whenever Michael attacked, like Zombie was saying “Oooh look how strong and powerful he is, watch the camera shake, feel the impact!!” Lol so edgy

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

3:29-3:31 huh, so that's what Rick Sanchez does when he wakes up every morning.

[@deathofalltrades282]

Yes new review. Can’t wait for the verdict. XD

[@puresugah]

You are hilarious, man. Your timing and delivery is brilliant.

[@SpaceTaste]

Adding in Michael's backstory made this a pretty fun go-around but it is always nice to see imagine as an unkillable, soulless (no empathy needed) beast as well :)

[@cruisematt8585]

Love the video as always. The Jacksepticeye tour was awesome wasn’t it?!

[@B.Moore-Ready]

I actually thought these were pretty good movies I watch them every Halloween. Looking forward to your part 2 review.

[@BuffRabbit]

I appreciate ur grind for us man

[@KenMabie]

so she shoots herself in the head and doesnt even bother to raise her last remaining kid ? like what if she wasnt found for a long time that baby would have starved to death .. the more i see this movies the more i dislike it

[@ecnayonnA]

Just gotta give a like for the effort you took for the fridge scene Decker.

[@occultnightingale1106]

Rob Zombie's take on Halloween: Michael Myers did nothing wrong

[@Batman_83]

No matter anyone's opinion on how good or bad these versions of Halloween are, nobody can deny how much better this Michael looks. These 2 versions of Michael actually looks terrifying while the other looked way less imposing.