RUINING CARTEL TYCOON with VEGETABLES!

Can I build an empire in Cartel Tycoon from delicious, nutritious vegetables? A major thanks to Tiny Build and Moon Moose for kindly sponsoring this excursion: bit.ly/CT_Rob
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[@ambiguousamphibian]

Nice bonus to finish off the weekend - been doing a lot of sims again, bringing me back to the old days :) Majestic thanks to friends over at Tiny Build and Moon Moose for sponsoring this one - go check out the new update to CT here: bit.ly/CT_Rob

[@ABSwiftkillaz]

Two vids in one day is a blessing

[@ll-qw3lt]

Thank you for another wonderful video made my day so much better

[@Fl4kFire]

heart

[@elbonnybar]

nice, i suggest you put a steam link too in the description, just saying. btw double video this month? NICE. very NICE

[@ThatGuywazhere]

Blast from the past, sims + cartel tycoon = sim city 2000

[@theroadstopshere]

What an incredibly advertiser-friendly and highly engaging video, KZbin, definitely nothing questionable or illegal mentioned here 👍 as a highly engaged and monetizable viewer, this video would be great for advertising. Nothing but vegetables and social works being done by an amphibian of great generosity and a velveteen voice

[@blunderingfool]

Something tells me if I ever post a Postal 2 LP on here it’d never get monetized these days. XD

[@ryanstallings7920]

..........yess ......nothing to look deeper into......yes

[@matthewpohlmann6623]

What are you? A cop?

[@jamjar6494]

Indeed, no illicit acts being performed here

[@lukasbw6140]

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[@joshucamereeno8155]

“Morally Ambiguous Amphibian” could totally be a playlist name for games like this and challenges that are.. morally ambiguous perhaps?

[@mushreemman]

@@piitcs4416 please kindly shut up, bot

[@pedronabais1456]

What's morally ambiguous about vegetals?

[@hazukichanx408]

Meanwhile, actual cartel dons: "...I see... so, we grow the vegetables instead of la c**a... and then people pay money to eat them... they become healthy and work better, die less... and spare vegetables can be sold elsewhere. Why did I not think of this? Thank you, strange frog man, we will change our ways."

[@hannahmorgan4743]

@@pedronabais1456 he goes on a whole tangent in the video on why. Utilitarianism

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@hannahmorgan4743Normally Cartels are known to be brutes,Amphibian is just too sophisticated for this industry. Yet, the money in -Co- vegetables is too good to leave

[@LordKefka]

What a very nice guy, giving all those people healthy and delicious vegetables.

[@LIITEMIES]

Thats tons and tons of opium and other narcotics. Maize and onions crowing plenty on the ewery second row. People triving on an endless happines making stew.

[@Arnellius_Martinius]

@@LIITEMIES na, just veg.

[@Killer66hitman]

The over dubs make this feel like a fever dream where nothing I think I know is real

[@strogonoffcore]

perhaps it is... *wake up*

[@rangaplays2025]

wake up

[@jeddpatrick8508]

Wake up

[@GuilhermeGuidugli]

Wake up

[@MisterCynic18]

WAKE UP

[@huntor3606]

AA: Commits warcrimes in Rimworld on a daily basis Also AA: Censors the word "Drugs"

[@johngammon6450]

Ah yes when the KZbin Overlords of Monetization allow war crimes

[@diamondarmy5546]

@@piitcs4416 no

[@Quadrolithium]

@@diamondarmy5546 report for pornography, there, gone.

[@ColinTimmins]

@@Quadrolithium I report them all but I don’t think KZbin cares at all. They are everywhere!

[@Quadrolithium]

@@ColinTimmins yep, they're fking back, wtf?

[@sirtacovi3262]

I still have tears in my eyes from "I listened to him beg for his liMACARONI until his deDESSERT" I imagined this big, tough lieutenant childishly demanding macaroni and only macaroni, and only once he could have cake was he really satisfied.

[@snaky1107]

Bro this is just depressing he had some good lieutenants murks them

[@dragonhat255]

Time for a new, totally legal AA experience that doesn’t involve any war crimes whatsoever

[@erickiorio1422]

@@piitcs4416 well that escalated quickly

[@redi4ka951]

@@piitcs4416 wow, yt doesn't check hashtags, i now know more

[@zerkker6096]

Don’t worry guys, he’s just trying to hide his actual Mexican cartel he runs to afford the gamer life.

[@strzelec303]

aren't we all?

[@zerkker6096]

Exactly

[@USBEN.]

Don't leak the plan.

[@jocosesonata]

This is like a father telling his children how he grew his empire, but he doesn't want them to also engage in illegal business.

[@jaxblonk5127]

This sounds exactly like how avocados are grown.

[@jessecapra2350]

Lol is that a joke because the cartels have actually taken over the avocado business irl?

[@jaxblonk5127]

@@jessecapra2350 Eeyup! they're still tasty tho.

[@pffthulu6545]

They threw that "true cost" vid in your feed too, huh?

[@jaxblonk5127]

@@pffthulu6545 just a big nerd, myself; discovered it when I looked into banana republics one day. World's a rough place. By the by, how's it poppin' o'er yonderly pray tell? Ya doin well homie?

[@bhijdasasdjhasdbjkdasbjkfasbjk]

ah, i see youre a man of culture as well

[@johngammon6450]

I love how he "Censors" something by suddenly cutting it off and adding a more monetization friendly version of it.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

That must have been a pain to edit.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

Well. That's new.

[@blunderingfool]

Watch out for the obnoxious spammers and DO NOT CLICK THE LINKS!

[@johngammon6450]

@@blunderingfool agreement 100

[@bionicdragon5]

@@ProfesserLuigi They've been a big problem lately and they're getting bolder by the day. Best report them on sight.

[@mrdgaming6112]

TWO AA POSTS IN ONE DAY!?!?We have been Blessed! “O Frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

[@mr.battle20]

he chortled in his joy

[@zerkker6096]

His skills in cartel running disturbs me… I think he has some “applicable experiences”

[@Mechakitty]

T

[@Graknorke]

what do you mean, he completely failed twice

[@diamondjub2318]

I was kinda expecting a fully clean playthrough actually, with no crimes whatsoever

[@Snoogen11]

I love how this guy basically did a Pablo Escobar. Started off growing "vegetables". Created a Taxi company as a means of both laundering and transporting product. Buying research facilities to study how to increase yield of "vegetables" and means of smugg-I mean... covertly transporting, said "vegetables". Then started burying his excess cash.

[@chefboahise1109]

Damn two videos in one day thats crazy

[@fishnumber2]

@@piitcs4416 bots are *stupid*

[@SVAgxlxxi]

@@piitcs4416 🤖

[@endig4501]

2 videos in 10 hours, even.

[@steampunkangel6530]

Ok now you actually got me questioning if you can literally build a empire in this game off of straight up farm goods.

[@_Egitor]

Ah yes, I remember those days. Simpler times when trucks just submerged briefly into the gravel rather than backing into the lot. You don't see that often any more.

[@elliottjohnson9926]

Content, sweet content. As a modern Plato, AA guides our soul as the wind guides the seed of our future. His soothing voice can shape the roughest surface, audible rocks are tempered to form glass like emotional surfaces. Truly a man of the modern renaissance.

[@snafubar447]

Official petition to bring back: "Hello." As the official start to every video..

[@rottik3327]

Like the divine incarnation of old did multiply the fish and loaves, the great one delivers his sustenance doubly unto us this day. A most magnanimous miracle!

[@Trypsonite]

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

[@datscootusee213]

What is more humorous, the video, or the fact that it is extremely common for drug cartels to use veggie and fruit sales to augment their income. The US avacado is a good example, where in a majority of imports are related to the south american cartels.

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Wait what? It’s not just “ vegetables“ And “carrots” Huh. Impressive

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Hey, I just read a little bit about Iago and William Shakespeare's Othello in a history book's chapter about slavery and racism. That's why I'm here, no longer reading lengthy chapters from a history book. Awesome video, by the way! I especially loved the -opium- onions! :)

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

"Thus, we PEED OUT MONEY!" Quote of the year right there

[@Oxide14]

Gotta say, the editing on this video sounds like a broken text to speak, and…I love it. Keep doing your thing man, much love

[@thomaskoch748]

I really appreciate your support for vegetables and cocandy. I think more KZbinrs, and especially Vtubers, could learn a lot from your incredible example. Thank you for

[@klawzie]

"Suddenly it was 1990 again and..." --- I do love a good Second Chance Reincarnation story!

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Honestly, if the -drug- *vegetable* trade had a philosophical turtle at its head in the 1980s, we might live in a very different world.

[@Camilleillustrates]

Amphibian can do whatever he wants, I’m here for the storytelling

[@jayro6397]

These overdubs are fantastic! Loved it!

[@Vegatablez]

So happy for the opportunity to collab with my favorite content creator.

[@RyANWaLlEt]

This makes me wonder if it's possible to build a vegetable empire in Cartel Tycoon

[@calebbilling4984]

Ah yes, "Dregetables". The best kind of vegetable.

[@DCdabest]

The fact you brought John Stuart Mills into this debacle is solid gold content haha. I'd subscribe right now if I hadn't already.

[@CriticoolHit]

Those quick cuts are so great. Loved em in the last episode too.

[@greaselord8553]

Never heard of this game and I already love the look of it. Adding to my steam wishlist and am gonna buy it as soon as I can. Thank you for playing this.

[@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465]

The editing of the intro deserves chef's kiss.

[@doxinn8879]

Oh I almost thought this video was going to be about drugs, thank god.

[@mr.therapist3547]

Ambiguousamphibian:"money Will never buy you happiness" Tankfish:"if money can't buy happiness it means you don't have enough money

[@fearanger1]

What makes the overdubs funny is how inconsistent they are. Some are flawless, and some are stumbling into their counterpart drunkenly and haphazardly.

[@GreaterD]

dont worry, nobody will judge you for creating vein candy to support your vegtable empire

[@AricShadowDragon]

2 vids in one day...noice :D

[@Tangent08]

AA out here slinging Tomaco like Homer Simpson.

[@Viscarah]

Your ideas for videos never cease to surprise me. Very amusing content. Thank you.

[@genuinejustin6269]

"Money doesn't buy happiness" Whoever said that was never broke......

[@TheTGOAC]

Whoever thinks poor people can't be happy has never been broke.

[@ronthealmightyratking8206]

The rat king loves the amphibian. -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

[@jman036]

Two videos in two days?? Oh frabjous day! Edit: The voice cuts throughout were 10/10

[@oliverlemley9343]

I love how he grows things and exports them to countries so he can grow vegetables and healthy stuff, I would be a lot more supportive of organizations if they followed ambiguous amphibians example

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

That's basically what a lot of mexican cartels do. "Organic" (by USA standards) vegetables are really easy and cheap to produce and sell for a lot. So a lot of Cartels use them to finance their growing military branches.

[@ll-qw3lt]

2 videos 1 day best day ever

[@DoctaSab]

The Chopin really did it for me in this one lmfao.

[@nathanielgeis]

2 in one day? Score

[@memeshort7189]

AA is my favorite KZbinr He soothes my soul and makes my loins shiver!

[@meme-madeproductions1959]

I do indeed love some ethically grown CoCandy™. Amphibian is truly a wholesome farmer.

[@th3w1zard248]

This man is basically a crazy, American Spiffing Brit.

[@ThisGuyandThatGuyPVG]

Amphibian's humor never fails to crack me up

[@Kelsdoggy]

Your videos are Incredible - don’t ever stop these please. They are so so we’ll put together and compelling. Your hard work is noted.

[@cano1one]

Nothing but fresh grown vegetables.Oh how I love them! I reach for them (vegetables) liberally on my plate whenever mother cooks. This is the 2nd funniest couple sentences on earth

[@Mixinok]

Are you speedrunning a video montage program?

[@bigboispyro]

"I invited him to dinner and listened as he begged for his li--" got me wheezing.

[@EmmanuelTurner245225]

I don't even understand how you can be so entertaining. I'm so glad I found this channel when I did.

[@CrishieX]

Bro I was literally crying while watching this…. Like actual tears came out of my eyes as I laughed like a mental patient.

[@billpost4205]

"Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?" "Hell no" *Time to 'retire' my son*

[@skatatataatje]

The amount of editing on this video is insane! You really worked for your legal money this time.

[@NamelessNinja1997]

Love the cuts at the beginning while explaining the game 🤣🤣

[@sushijones]

This video was great, it's inspiring me to try more vegetables!

[@melvanaltena83]

'1989 when most of u werent even born yet' well thnxs AA feeling real old now XD

[@joeythecombine3601]

Loved the bit at the end about Travis Bickle lol

[@kmonk99]

Moral Philosophy Lesson: Check; Shakespeare reference: Check; "Eat my god damn vegetables!" Thank you AA for filling these anxious minutes with the fruits for your labor.

[@Shywer]

Congratz to the cutter !! Amazing JOB !!!!!

[@draculastraphouse6637]

I love these types of strategy games so much

[@Azerty42069]

I can't remember the last time I laughed that much on KZbin! You're a genius

[@HeavyMIGGY]

Wow they finally added more to it huh lol I had fun with their first version. I should hop back on.

[@aaronpollock4288]

TWO IN A ROW?! YYYYAAAAAS

[@gregrose816]

The editing was on point. So good!

[@just.joshnya]

This video really puts the ambiguous in ambiguousamphibian

[@thejellylord1900]

Two Videos In One Day AA? You Can't Stop Giving Us Great Videos?

[@dolandanda5856]

The cut at the start was so good

[@Bigmike24743]

Who needs candy? When you have fresh and delicious vegetables. Grown without any harmful insecticides. Sourced without any harmful byproducts , and served fresh to your front door.

[@anglerfish61]

2 uploads in 1 day. I am truly blessed

[@davehollis6116]

damn pulling out the Chopin nocturnes for that outro

[@Stavvy0]

I think this is one of your better videos. I love the cuts, made me laugh multiple times (not that you don't, but you get it)

[@Wulfenburg]

lol whenever you'd quickly switch to "Vegetables" it reminds me of the youtube poop with Commander Shepard.

[@perryvandenbosch7888]

2 videos in 24 hours, what treat :)

[@Kakashi-jo7de]

I love this channel Nice work bro keep it up bro Nice work bro my G.

[@anon_234]

Those edits are hilarious. Great job!

[@dxrk1370]

wow what a family friendly video! ill share this to all my friends!

[@superreiska69]

This was so dumb and brilliant 🤣

[@travistaylor9635]

I dont know how i found this channel but this video in particular made me glad I did

[@yungbudd]

Just discovered you and you literally only play the games im interested in and i love it, please keep it up and I wish you fortune fame

[@GrandPrix46]

Masterful editing.

[@columbusharris5830]

This reminded me of Nixon dubbing over the cartoons on Futurama.

[@chaoticcar6231]

Worlds coolest salad, no sketchy plants in this area

[@legueu]

"Wow, dealing with truck drivers sure is easy" Every business people ever :P

[@yeetcat1094]

I wonder when he finds out about area effiency so he can over triple his yield

[@iamdaven7330]

Once again, another great video.

[@rubyismycatman7335]

I was a vegetable grower once as one humanitarian to another i salute you

[@rsobe]

So the whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto...

[@Socrates458]

I like this editing. Where you dub over yourself like a PG version of Scarface. “You’re a real fu-FRIEND, you know that?”

[@blufloorgoblin1256]

you feel like a combination between "Let's game it out" and "martincitopants"