RUINING CARTEL TYCOON with VEGETABLES!

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Nice bonus to finish off the weekend - been doing a lot of sims again, bringing me back to the old days :) Majestic thanks to friends over at Tiny Build and Moon Moose for sponsoring this one - go check out the new update to CT here: bit.ly/CT_Rob

[@ABSwiftkillaz]

Two vids in one day is a blessing

[@ll-qw3lt]

Thank you for another wonderful video made my day so much better

[@The_Smiurgh]

heart

[@elbonnybar]

nice, i suggest you put a steam link too in the description, just saying. btw double video this month? NICE. very NICE

[@ThatGuywazhere]

Blast from the past, sims + cartel tycoon = sim city 2000

[@joshucamereeno8155]

“Morally Ambiguous Amphibian” could totally be a playlist name for games like this and challenges that are.. morally ambiguous perhaps?

[@mushreemman]

@@piitcs4416 please kindly shut up, bot

[@pedronabais1456]

What's morally ambiguous about vegetals?

[@hazukichanx408]

Meanwhile, actual cartel dons: "...I see... so, we grow the vegetables instead of la c**a... and then people pay money to eat them... they become healthy and work better, die less... and spare vegetables can be sold elsewhere. Why did I not think of this? Thank you, strange frog man, we will change our ways."

[@hannahmorgan4743]

@@pedronabais1456 he goes on a whole tangent in the video on why. Utilitarianism

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@hannahmorgan4743Normally Cartels are known to be brutes,Amphibian is just too sophisticated for this industry. Yet, the money in -Co- vegetables is too good to leave

[@theroadstopshere]

What an incredibly advertiser-friendly and highly engaging video, KZbin, definitely nothing questionable or illegal mentioned here 👍 as a highly engaged and monetizable viewer, this video would be great for advertising. Nothing but vegetables and social works being done by an amphibian of great generosity and a velveteen voice

[@blunderingfool]

Something tells me if I ever post a Postal 2 LP on here it’d never get monetized these days. XD

[@ryanstallings7920]

..........yess ......nothing to look deeper into......yes

[@matthewpohlmann6623]

What are you? A cop?

[@jamjar6494]

Indeed, no illicit acts being performed here

[@lukasbw6140]

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[@LordKefka]

What a very nice guy, giving all those people healthy and delicious vegetables.

[@LIITEMIES]

Thats tons and tons of opium and other narcotics. Maize and onions crowing plenty on the ewery second row. People triving on an endless happines making stew.

[@Arnellius_Martinius]

@@LIITEMIES na, just veg.

[@huntor3606]

AA: Commits warcrimes in Rimworld on a daily basis Also AA: Censors the word "Drugs"

[@johngammon6450]

Ah yes when the KZbin Overlords of Monetization allow war crimes

[@diamondarmy5546]

@@piitcs4416 no

[@Quadrolithium]

@@diamondarmy5546 report for pornography, there, gone.

[@ColinTimmins]

@@Quadrolithium I report them all but I don’t think KZbin cares at all. They are everywhere!

[@Quadrolithium]

@@ColinTimmins yep, they're fking back, wtf?

[@Killer66hitman]

The over dubs make this feel like a fever dream where nothing I think I know is real

[@strogonoffcore]

perhaps it is... *wake up*

[@rangaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

wake up

[@jeddpatrick8508]

Wake up

[@GuilhermeGuidugli]

Wake up

[@MisterCynic18]

WAKE UP

[@sirtacovi3262]

I still have tears in my eyes from "I listened to him beg for his liMACARONI until his deDESSERT" I imagined this big, tough lieutenant childishly demanding macaroni and only macaroni, and only once he could have cake was he really satisfied.

[@snaky1107]

Bro this is just depressing he had some good lieutenants murks them

[@dragonhat255]

Time for a new, totally legal AA experience that doesn’t involve any war crimes whatsoever

[@erickiorio1422]

@@piitcs4416 well that escalated quickly

[@redi4ka951]

@@piitcs4416 wow, yt doesn't check hashtags, i now know more

[@zerkker6096]

Don’t worry guys, he’s just trying to hide his actual Mexican cartel he runs to afford the gamer life.

[@strzelec303]

aren't we all?

[@zerkker6096]

Exactly

[@USBEN.]

Don't leak the plan.

[@jocosesonata]

This is like a father telling his children how he grew his empire, but he doesn't want them to also engage in illegal business.

[@jaxblonk5127]

This sounds exactly like how avocados are grown.

[@jessecapra2350]

Lol is that a joke because the cartels have actually taken over the avocado business irl?

[@jaxblonk5127]

@@jessecapra2350 Eeyup! they're still tasty tho.

[@pffthulu6545]

They threw that "true cost" vid in your feed too, huh?

[@jaxblonk5127]

@@pffthulu6545 just a big nerd, myself; discovered it when I looked into banana republics one day. World's a rough place. By the by, how's it poppin' o'er yonderly pray tell? Ya doin well homie?

[@bhijdasasdjhasdbjkdasbjkfasbjk]

ah, i see youre a man of culture as well

[@johngammon6450]

I love how he "Censors" something by suddenly cutting it off and adding a more monetization friendly version of it.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

That must have been a pain to edit.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

Well. That's new.

[@blunderingfool]

Watch out for the obnoxious spammers and DO NOT CLICK THE LINKS!

[@johngammon6450]

@@blunderingfool agreement 100

[@bionicdragon5]

@@ProfesserLuigi They've been a big problem lately and they're getting bolder by the day. Best report them on sight.

[@mrdgaming6112]

TWO AA POSTS IN ONE DAY!?!?We have been Blessed! “O Frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

[@mr.battle20]

he chortled in his joy

[@diamondjub2318]

I was kinda expecting a fully clean playthrough actually, with no crimes whatsoever

[@zerkker6096]

His skills in cartel running disturbs me… I think he has some “applicable experiences”

[@Mechakitty]

T

[@Graknorke]

what do you mean, he completely failed twice

[@Snoogen11]

I love how this guy basically did a Pablo Escobar. Started off growing "vegetables". Created a Taxi company as a means of both laundering and transporting product. Buying research facilities to study how to increase yield of "vegetables" and means of smugg-I mean... covertly transporting, said "vegetables". Then started burying his excess cash.

[@chefboahise1109]

Damn two videos in one day thats crazy

[@fishiersticks]

@@piitcs4416 bots are *stupid*

[@SVAgxlxxi]

@@piitcs4416 🤖

[@endig4501]

2 videos in 10 hours, even.

[@elliottjohnson9926]

Content, sweet content. As a modern Plato, AA guides our soul as the wind guides the seed of our future. His soothing voice can shape the roughest surface, audible rocks are tempered to form glass like emotional surfaces. Truly a man of the modern renaissance.

[@steampunkangel6530]

Ok now you actually got me questioning if you can literally build a empire in this game off of straight up farm goods.

[@_Egitor]

Ah yes, I remember those days. Simpler times when trucks just submerged briefly into the gravel rather than backing into the lot. You don't see that often any more.

[@fearanger1]

What makes the overdubs funny is how inconsistent they are. Some are flawless, and some are stumbling into their counterpart drunkenly and haphazardly.

[@rottik3327]

Like the divine incarnation of old did multiply the fish and loaves, the great one delivers his sustenance doubly unto us this day. A most magnanimous miracle!

[@Trypsonite]

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Hey, I just read a little bit about Iago and William Shakespeare's Othello in a history book's chapter about slavery and racism. That's why I'm here, no longer reading lengthy chapters from a history book. Awesome video, by the way! I especially loved the -opium- onions! :)

[@zarkanorf-sabauniquah]

I really appreciate your support for vegetables and cocandy. I think more KZbinrs, and especially Vtubers, could learn a lot from your incredible example. Thank you for

[@snafubar447]

Official petition to bring back: "Hello." As the official start to every video..

[@Vegatablez]

So happy for the opportunity to collab with my favorite content creator.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

"Thus, we PEED OUT MONEY!" Quote of the year right there

[@datscootusee213]

What is more humorous, the video, or the fact that it is extremely common for drug cartels to use veggie and fruit sales to augment their income. The US avacado is a good example, where in a majority of imports are related to the south american cartels.

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Wait what? It’s not just “ vegetables“ And “carrots” Huh. Impressive

[@Oxide14]

Gotta say, the editing on this video sounds like a broken text to speak, and…I love it. Keep doing your thing man, much love

[@jayro6397]

These overdubs are fantastic! Loved it!

[@Camilleillustrates]

Amphibian can do whatever he wants, I’m here for the storytelling

[@klawzie]

"Suddenly it was 1990 again and..." --- I do love a good Second Chance Reincarnation story!

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Honestly, if the -drug- *vegetable* trade had a philosophical turtle at its head in the 1980s, we might live in a very different world.

[@CriticoolHit]

Those quick cuts are so great. Loved em in the last episode too.

[@mr.therapist3547]

Ambiguousamphibian:"money Will never buy you happiness" Tankfish:"if money can't buy happiness it means you don't have enough money

[@calebbilling4984]

Ah yes, "Dregetables". The best kind of vegetable.

[@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465]

The editing of the intro deserves chef's kiss.

[@DCdabest]

The fact you brought John Stuart Mills into this debacle is solid gold content haha. I'd subscribe right now if I hadn't already.

[@greaselord8553]

Never heard of this game and I already love the look of it. Adding to my steam wishlist and am gonna buy it as soon as I can. Thank you for playing this.

[@billpost4205]

"Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?" "Hell no" *Time to 'retire' my son*

[@ll-qw3lt]

2 videos 1 day best day ever

[@Viscarah]

Your ideas for videos never cease to surprise me. Very amusing content. Thank you.

[@memeshort7189]

AA is my favorite KZbinr He soothes my soul and makes my loins shiver!

[@GreaterD]

dont worry, nobody will judge you for creating vein candy to support your vegtable empire

[@ronthealmightyratking8206]

The rat king loves the amphibian. -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

[@RyANWaLlEt]

This makes me wonder if it's possible to build a vegetable empire in Cartel Tycoon

[@doxinn8879]

Oh I almost thought this video was going to be about drugs, thank god.

[@oliverlemley9343]

I love how he grows things and exports them to countries so he can grow vegetables and healthy stuff, I would be a lot more supportive of organizations if they followed ambiguous amphibians example

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

That's basically what a lot of mexican cartels do. "Organic" (by USA standards) vegetables are really easy and cheap to produce and sell for a lot. So a lot of Cartels use them to finance their growing military branches.

[@jman036]

Two videos in two days?? Oh frabjous day! Edit: The voice cuts throughout were 10/10

[@genuinejustin6269]

"Money doesn't buy happiness" Whoever said that was never broke......

[@TheTGOAC]

Whoever thinks poor people can't be happy has never been broke.

[@CrishieX]

Bro I was literally crying while watching this…. Like actual tears came out of my eyes as I laughed like a mental patient.

[@kmonk99]

Moral Philosophy Lesson: Check; Shakespeare reference: Check; "Eat my god damn vegetables!" Thank you AA for filling these anxious minutes with the fruits for your labor.

[@cano1one]

Nothing but fresh grown vegetables.Oh how I love them! I reach for them (vegetables) liberally on my plate whenever mother cooks. This is the 2nd funniest couple sentences on earth

[@DoctaSab]

The Chopin really did it for me in this one lmfao.

[@meme-madeproductions1959]

I do indeed love some ethically grown CoCandy™. Amphibian is truly a wholesome farmer.

[@Tangent08]

AA out here slinging Tomaco like Homer Simpson.

[@skatatataatje]

The amount of editing on this video is insane! You really worked for your legal money this time.

[@anglerfish61]

2 uploads in 1 day. I am truly blessed

[@bigboispyro]

"I invited him to dinner and listened as he begged for his li--" got me wheezing.

[@aaronpollock4288]

TWO IN A ROW?! YYYYAAAAAS

[@rsobe]

So the whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto...

[@thejellylord1900]

Two Videos In One Day AA? You Can't Stop Giving Us Great Videos?

[@AricShadowDragon]

2 vids in one day...noice :D

[@melvanaltena83]

'1989 when most of u werent even born yet' well thnxs AA feeling real old now XD

[@perryvandenbosch7888]

2 videos in 24 hours, what treat :)

[@just.joshnya]

This video really puts the ambiguous in ambiguousamphibian

[@Чел-л3х]

0:17 "gay simulation about selling drug..., vegitables. "

[@Shenaldrac]

Money won't buy you happiness, it will only buy you all the things that you use to make yourself happy. Much like how falling 1000 meters doesn't kill you, hitting the ground does, it's still an integral part.

[@EmmanuelTurner245225]

I don't even understand how you can be so entertaining. I'm so glad I found this channel when I did.

[@Bigmike24743]

Who needs candy? When you have fresh and delicious vegetables. Grown without any harmful insecticides. Sourced without any harmful byproducts , and served fresh to your front door.

[@Shywer]

Congratz to the cutter !! Amazing JOB !!!!!

[@Kelsdoggy]

Your videos are Incredible - don’t ever stop these please. They are so so we’ll put together and compelling. Your hard work is noted.

[@dxrk1370]

wow what a family friendly video! ill share this to all my friends!

[@Namasknight]

Utilitarian morals is one step away from "the ends justify the means". Its not hard for someone to say to themselves the good they seek is greater than the harm they will cause.

[@Holyduck777]

Good guy Amphibian almost singlehandedly fighting the world obesity epidemic with hardcore Capitalism and Utilitarianism.

[@Socrates458]

I like this editing. Where you dub over yourself like a PG version of Scarface. “You’re a real fu-FRIEND, you know that?”

[@th3w1zard248]

This man is basically a crazy, American Spiffing Brit.

[@davehollis6116]

damn pulling out the Chopin nocturnes for that outro

[@vice857]

Buenas capo! Buen video!

[@RawBlue]

Whats this? Double upload from Rob? Is the world coming to an end? Im elated!

[@travistaylor9635]

I dont know how i found this channel but this video in particular made me glad I did

[@OldRabbitsDieHard1]

Amphibian's humor never fails to crack me up

[@joeythecombine3601]

Loved the bit at the end about Travis Bickle lol

[@sushijones]

This video was great, it's inspiring me to try more vegetables!

[@romanbeckett3130]

Oh my god I cant believe I caught an AA upload so fresh off the press at 1 30 am

[@Lichen8404]

AA: chops humans up for parts in rimworld and feels nothing. Also AA: v e g e t a b l e s

[@Stavvy0]

I think this is one of your better videos. I love the cuts, made me laugh multiple times (not that you don't, but you get it)

[@rubyismycatman7335]

I was a vegetable grower once as one humanitarian to another i salute you

[@jgaming2069]

You made my day better with your funny edits 😁😂

[@nathanielgeis]

2 in one day? Score

[@GrandPrix46]

Masterful editing.

[@MortimerLR]

Yes, co-candy farms. Highly addictive vegetables.

[@bumblegoot1139]

Two AA videos within rapid succession of each other? I must be dreaming!

[@Mixinok]

Are you speedrunning a video montage program?

[@gregrose816]

The editing was on point. So good!

[@superreiska69]

This was so dumb and brilliant 🤣

[@Potatinized]

I'm not a native speaker, nor a literature enthusiast. So I cant understand shit... Love it.

[@bunichuu5050]

I could totally see this becoming a underground vegetable cartel for bunnies (especially the carrots 🥕)

[@Wulfenburg]

lol whenever you'd quickly switch to "Vegetables" it reminds me of the youtube poop with Commander Shepard.

[@ArkayeCh]

Real life footage of gamers working to afford a 3080 graphics card.