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@XPtoLevel35 жыл бұрын
Go back Nerdarchy on Kickstarter!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/nerdarchy/out-of-the-box-encounters-for-5th-edition Also go subscribe to Logan kzbin.info/door/weFJojRAFuxyYxe4KHL8vw
@RaptureScore5 жыл бұрын
I name my stuff that's boring af (like Mindflayer Town for one involving a town with Illithids)
@boohbehr5 жыл бұрын
By the way you got those names from a Jay Z song
@LoboPal5 жыл бұрын
"Apon"
@YOOTOOBjase5 жыл бұрын
That link is a fantastic gateway/door to the webpage. "IT'S A PORTCULLIS!!!1!
@kuwaitbound16805 жыл бұрын
can you make joker from persona 5 into a dnd character
@monday15545 жыл бұрын
-your dnd notes are probably the reason why runesmith left your channel-
@thefuzziestmonkie15155 жыл бұрын
Daaaaaaaaammmn
@firstnamelastname35475 жыл бұрын
Well damn
@barakdeathsong42655 жыл бұрын
Dammmmmmmmnnnnnnnn
@jacorbincorbin4 жыл бұрын
Did you have to do it to em that hard
@VaSoapman4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was all the sexual tension.
@jamesfullagar23705 жыл бұрын
"This will be funny," I say as I click to see 'cringey D&D notes.' "Oh crap, these are better than mine."
@taylorpeppers50125 жыл бұрын
If your notes are worse than this you may as well just improvise...
@asyouwish66335 жыл бұрын
@@taylorpeppers5012 practically me but even me improvising results in better dialogue and plot hooks
@josiahklein704 жыл бұрын
RIP, my dude.
@crabobserver4 жыл бұрын
I only improvise since my notes are the worst
@MetalFire19984 жыл бұрын
So i actually have fairly extensive notes. The thing is just i never need them. Since i wrote all of it i also can remember most of it. So i most of the Time have like 20 Pages of prep that i never touch.
@nicolasposner14175 жыл бұрын
"What is a player to a DM?" "What is a DM... TO A MYSTIC??"
@wolfsden64795 жыл бұрын
You mean bard
@feralchangeling975 жыл бұрын
And what is a Mystic to a Larry!?
@heathcousins70025 жыл бұрын
Brolly as a DM
@defensivekobra38735 жыл бұрын
What is a mystic, to a seductive bard?
@ferociousmaliciousghost5 жыл бұрын
@@defensivekobra3873 What is a seductive bard to a BBEG?
@flarenite10045 жыл бұрын
Logan already took Jacobs viewers, wallet, his car keys and Spencer this was just the final blow
@tiszaibalazs92555 жыл бұрын
Wait, Spencer too?
@flarenite10045 жыл бұрын
@@tiszaibalazs9255 Yes, spencer too
@C0SM35 жыл бұрын
Wait what? How come Spencer too when did that happen?
@lukittyluscious5 жыл бұрын
yeah what
@ROYBGP5 жыл бұрын
His wife? Wat?
@collinsequeira61605 жыл бұрын
And now I want to see Logan's campaign notes.
@JEST3R_4 жыл бұрын
Probably novels
@davidbengtsson49644 жыл бұрын
WELL IF YOU GET WORD ANVIL!
@user-pp5oh9ee1k4 жыл бұрын
They showed them at the end
@makaylakraus18974 жыл бұрын
"sir pant with a smiling human face" ahhh
@MrFancymeetingyouhere4 жыл бұрын
@@makaylakraus1897 "and chair-like spines" lol. My favourite has to be: Ruler's Status: Iron WILLIED but Respected. I like to believe that an iron willie is a *very* uncomfortable version of the well known wet willie.
@smexehcougah35 жыл бұрын
It's like Drunk History, but in reverse. You know what, they should totally do that. Just have the historians get drunk and write everything down, then have them read it later when they're sober
@seanmcgcostumes5 жыл бұрын
Spiral Feather As a historian, I 100% support this idea. 😂
@camrynsmith76315 жыл бұрын
Id watch the shit outta that.
@ob3vious5 жыл бұрын
@@camrynsmith7631 Netflix series idea?
@CodexQuinn5 жыл бұрын
@@seanmcgcostumes An* Historian
@okkoheinio51395 жыл бұрын
@@CodexQuinn *a historian
@thecookiemeister53745 жыл бұрын
I used to think DMing was hard, difficult work that takes a long time to get down. Now i know that i’ve had the potential to DM since i was a 6th grader
@evangillispie3094 жыл бұрын
The CookieMeister I was expecting you to say “I used to think DMing was hard difficult work that takes a long time to get down, now I think DMing is hard difficult work that takes a long time to get down.”
@alexgulewich96704 жыл бұрын
It's as hard or as easy as you'd like. Personally I'm new to mapping so I've been carefully drawing a map for 4 hours now. It's a castle, the road, and the walls of the city. No other buildings.
@thecookiemeister53744 жыл бұрын
Evan Gillispie i was more referencing the video. Note i didnt say being a GOOD dm.
@alexgulewich96704 жыл бұрын
@Fizz Yeah, that's pretty much my plan. The map itself isn't in a grid style, but it'll be played that way. Also, for the geography the first city's in an open field.
@dhawkeye44394 жыл бұрын
Bro I HAVE BEEN A DM SINCE 6th GRADE
@moshumba36325 жыл бұрын
alright gaYS TODAY'S SESSION IS CALLED KING TO A GOD
@mgb3605 жыл бұрын
That's how I'm starting all my D&D games now
@PhyreI3ird4 жыл бұрын
@@mgb360 How did that go?
@hvymtal85664 жыл бұрын
@@PhyreI3ird I think the players murdered them
@kennethallore90614 жыл бұрын
"Runesmith Roasts" sounds like a badass coffee brand
@jesussfavoriteginger6993 жыл бұрын
Mmm. I love the smell of *r u n e s m i t h r o a s t s* in the morning.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer2 жыл бұрын
"That's a damn fine cup of Runesmith Roasts..."
@deltaphant_5 жыл бұрын
Okay that sponsor actually was a surprise, I was so ready for it to be World Anvil
@rewindgamer36205 жыл бұрын
((Nice HS profile pic))
@nobletactics4645 жыл бұрын
Or Grim Hollow XD
@thedocblock64215 жыл бұрын
I looked at the camera when Logan said "As raw as my asscheeks" and we shared an uncomfortable amount of eye contact even though this is a recording and basically what I'm saying is that Logan has signed a pact with some kind of patron. I'm not sure if it's Fiend, Great Old One or Fey, it may just be all of them, but he sure as hell is giving me an eldritch vibe.
@KILLERGUNZ274 жыл бұрын
If you play it back in slow motion you can see the exact frame where he realizes what he must say
@lyfechoices79014 жыл бұрын
He looked up to the heavens and saw what must be done. He is doing the Lord's work
@beywheelzhater89303 жыл бұрын
Fey definitely, only the chaos of a patron who is doing this all for shits and giggles can have that kind of power
@digaddog60993 жыл бұрын
His patron is todays sponsor, world anvil
@beywheelzhater89303 жыл бұрын
@@digaddog6099 Are sponsors technically a KZbinr's sugar daddys then?
@plasticb0xed0range544 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Jacob and Logan taking psychic damage for 14 minutes and 17 seconds straight.
@WinterPains3 жыл бұрын
They must be Level 20 and have Regen for how much damage they must be taking.
@sterilebroth89333 жыл бұрын
@@WinterPains their liches!
@violettheshadowfan5 жыл бұрын
Mob to a king, king to a God, God to nonbeliever, is from JayZ and Kayne's no church in the wild
@XPtoLevel35 жыл бұрын
i legit had no idea, i think i saw it on a meme back then and thought it was e d g e y
@rotimiabiona32345 жыл бұрын
You should listen to the song because you could 100% make an edgy D&D plot based off that song.
@nyanbrox54185 жыл бұрын
@@rotimiabiona3234 he did...
@seanmcgcostumes5 жыл бұрын
olumaiua I immediately recognized it from the The Great Gatsby soundtrack. 😂
@christianvanmatre76203 жыл бұрын
@@XPtoLevel3 I’m experiencing a weird human thing; you not knowing a Jay-Z song, that I do know about, somehow validates my self perception of my own DM skills.
@MoonPatch4 жыл бұрын
The door of DESTINY The forest of DOOM The the of THE
@mihaiioc.38094 жыл бұрын
i like that naming scheme
@sineadthomas20244 жыл бұрын
The Thee of Thou
@Solrex_the_Sun_King3 жыл бұрын
@@sineadthomas2024 the thee of THOU
@ejoty_61283 жыл бұрын
THERE IS NO DOOR
@HearthstoneBaj5 жыл бұрын
You thought we would not notice but you changed "cre hamir" to "Kree Hammer" at The Scorched document.
@Micras084 жыл бұрын
I actually do this a lot in my own notes so I pronounce different words, especially names the correct way :) But at the same time I have the correct spelling in parentheses either before or afterwards :) Fucking hard to remember how you pronounce Eilistraee fx (and I even think that canonically her name can be pronounced in a variety of ways from "Isle-ISS-tree" to "AISLE-iss-try-ee" :P)
@returnofthechickentendies28444 жыл бұрын
*s l a y e r*
@p1xelspaceship9975 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs sponsoring other KZbinrs is how far it’s gone with the algorithm screwing smaller channels
@KoiBoiRoi5 жыл бұрын
I want some fanart of the gods all chilling in a room playing patty-cake.
@tyleremery70885 жыл бұрын
Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.
@ismirdochegal48044 жыл бұрын
Forgotten Realm's neutral plane Cynosure
@orr43374 жыл бұрын
@@tyleremery7088 and Covid
@twopointoh13554 жыл бұрын
@@orr4337 but mostly because they're not gay
@kooldudematt13 жыл бұрын
@@twopointoh1355 Some of them definitely are gay. LMAO
@bluereznor49015 жыл бұрын
Advertising for a finished Kickstarter is an interesting business decision Jacob, expert move
@bluereznor49015 жыл бұрын
And also, “a portal has appeared in my prison, I need to hire some surly drunks to jump in to talk to the gods... in my own home”
@XPtoLevel35 жыл бұрын
Kickstarters meet their goals all the time, that doesn't mean you can't support them or buy what they are making!!
@GaaMacgfx5 жыл бұрын
The project is funded but still has 26 days to go, the more people the better
@bluereznor49015 жыл бұрын
XP to Level 3 I know, I just thought it was funny how you said it during the ad. Love your old notes, as my current game notes are quite shamefully similar in quality
@ex0stasis725 жыл бұрын
It's not finished. It still has 26 days to go.
@altromonte155 жыл бұрын
broke: making content woke: making jokes about old content you made years before Bespoke: having other people make jokes about your older content
@dustymiller93155 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ball z brolly movie abridged : Vegeta - bow to your king Brolly - what is a king to a God Vegeta - what is a God to a none believer
@Valiant_Requiem5 жыл бұрын
"Do you believe now?"
@emperorampora87715 жыл бұрын
so cool...
@FKaos5 жыл бұрын
I love this whole thread
@ColinMcG5 жыл бұрын
Was going to make this comment alas I was too late :D :D
@jpac735 жыл бұрын
RainBros Play Same lol
@Taradoxxi5 жыл бұрын
Jacob I would absolutely watch a video called ‘reading my silly silly notes’ jsyk
@namsuzaija82404 жыл бұрын
Reading my silly funny notes ha ha
@ferociousmaliciousghost5 жыл бұрын
12:35 It should have said "Hey you. You're finally awake."
@KomodoCondo5 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect to laugh so hard at the door/gate discourse lmao
@velkonemriam19355 жыл бұрын
Right?! 😂 the best part!
@LovingPrinceTamayuki5 жыл бұрын
"King to a god" is the result of mixing not enough sleep with too much drugs.
@Maracifer4 жыл бұрын
"A large boss spider.... So they're employed?" is such an underrated joke here xD
@-undecided-16635 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure these notes are the reason the Kickstarter has finished
@jackardoin31334 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Jacob had been listening to some Kanye West when he wrote those quest names
@mikebliss31532 жыл бұрын
Kanye Quest
@andrewramlall35605 жыл бұрын
Ending a title with "of doom" is like the most middle school thing ever
@mgb3605 жыл бұрын
Eighth grade syndrome at it's finest
@sagecolvard96444 жыл бұрын
What if I stuck Doom on the front of an existing word? Like "Doomvault", oh wait that's canon.
@aniallater334 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Iskall85
@hixel12683 жыл бұрын
* Insert Comment here * of DOOOOM
@ViViVex3 жыл бұрын
Hey anybody remember what that mountain in Mordor is called?
@skittlestheninjapanda48234 жыл бұрын
So, the Gods of Dungeons and Dragons are all sitting in a big ass circle like the Tailed Beast in Naturo. Lmao
@hellsing73105 жыл бұрын
Hey, Logan ba-.... *Wait a minute*
@carrotstix4555 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, this vid just came up in my recomended, and I just realized, I TOTALLY KNOW THIS GUY! His mom taught a cooking class I was in a couple years ago, and he would help her every once in a while! So cool!
@czcrossman3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen on D&D KZbin 😅 This is straight up r/contagiouslaughter material and I thank you lol
@MetaMdad5 жыл бұрын
I think Jacobs quests are best started after the party takes drugs from a suspicious looking tiefling in a trench coat. That way the random plot threads have the drug induced coma fallback.
@coolboy99795 жыл бұрын
I will be running my second session with plot I made myself and you are really giving me hope. Thanks :)
@therealx1ras4535 жыл бұрын
Asmodeus has blessed us with his servants collaborating
@eemedicine5 жыл бұрын
My mans really named quests after a kanye west song "Human beings in a mob What’s a mob to a king? What’s a king to a god? What’s a god to a non-believer? Who don’t believe in anything?"
@montanamartin27744 жыл бұрын
He is wavy as fuck.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer2 жыл бұрын
He mentions in another comment that he had no idea and he just saw it in some joke he found online, and thought it was cool.
@Martick055454 жыл бұрын
It’s obvious Jacob was listening to Kanye West when he named these quests.
@mikebliss31532 жыл бұрын
Kanye Quest
@rayczintos73584 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at 8:23 because that is exactly how my old DMing used to be like. Always like "I HAVE NO MORE CONTENT HERE NOW LEEEAAVEEEE"
@calvinbarboza5 жыл бұрын
If you were using that song wouldn’t “What’s a goon to a goblin?” Be a more fitting title for a DND setting? Missed opportunity.
@WakkaMadeInYevon4 жыл бұрын
You enter the portal in the goon's basement and arrive to a plane where the goblins tell you to go slob a knob.
@ashrimplecreature92104 жыл бұрын
Or possibly, “what’s a Dungeon to a Dragon”?
@giraffedragon61105 жыл бұрын
you could've at least made it an Oberjarl as in "the head of all Jarls" to make him their ruler instead of a duke equivalent. Also this is hilarious keep it up.
@livecatgrenades5 жыл бұрын
Damn this just made me realize how much I love Runesmith's voice. You both are great!
@noahdilworth86824 жыл бұрын
"Just like my are cheeks". Conclusion: runesmith's a bottom
@TheGateShallStand5 жыл бұрын
Bring us more, suffer for us
@grobanlover2925 жыл бұрын
Jacob going to Google to pull receipts on the Gate/Door debate was the highlight of my day
@bradypermenter87615 жыл бұрын
Jacob: God to a nonbeliever Also Jacob: Where’s my mummy?
@loganfrandrup65905 жыл бұрын
With that door/fence argument, if I was playing this game I would say that it would just be an arch! EDIT: i think we should go thru The RuineSimth's Dm pages now ;)
@stinky18954 жыл бұрын
The absolute best part of this whole video is looking at Logan's face when he comes up with the "just like my asscheeks" joke. You can see his brain like, process the comment and then silently compute a joke for like 2 whole seconds before making it Like, watching him you can practically hear him go "ah! I've got just the joke for this situation"
@rascal3425 жыл бұрын
Jacob has to have people with him in these d&d note videos because he’s laughing too hard to actually read his notes.
@kaybee28015 жыл бұрын
Gosh I love these videos ... I want to see you two react to Logan's campaign notes!
@thendarkendwolf87964 жыл бұрын
3 The's for the Elven kings under the sky, 7 The's for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone, 9 The's for mortal men doomed to die, 1 The for the Dark Lord and in the darkness bind them.
@SigilWizardClassic5 жыл бұрын
I think it'd be pretty cool to have Runesmith as a special guest for Tesseract. I bet Logan and him would make for a fantastic game.
@MoonPatch4 жыл бұрын
I love how right before Logan drops the 'just like my ass cheeks' you can see the epiphany in his expression like 'oh yes, this is the thing I should say'
@karolfortuna8522 Жыл бұрын
This ending is just perfect 😅 That amount of confusion on Jacob's face is priceless
@Mothgrove4 жыл бұрын
This “the real power” is a literal joke they made in chick tract and then a movie
@BlackChivalrousNerd5 жыл бұрын
Clearly Jacob loves the Jay-Z and Kanye song "No Church in The Wild"
@fernandocota65703 жыл бұрын
Logan is like a english teacher checking a kids work
@dakcka5 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man. I see Jacob and Logan in the thumbnail and I click.
@Smugly338104 жыл бұрын
Jacob: writes 50 docs of notes in a day Logan: How Logan: clicks on one literally 3 sentences
@mouse56375 жыл бұрын
Let's read Logan's notes!
@rupture4rush7365 жыл бұрын
There is no door. I like the sound of that.
@TheLegend-oy2sg3 жыл бұрын
I died at “you encounter two werebears and pseudodragon now GET OUT”
@19Simon045 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ PLEASE MAKE PART 2 -99 THIS IS LEGIT COMEDY GOLD
@Destide5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for things to run up and look at the party
@LunchBoxNM5 жыл бұрын
This made me smile, I love these videos. You guys should roast O.P. home brews too.
@TheCthultist4 жыл бұрын
Oh Jesus Christ. I feel so much better AND worse about my own dm notes all at the same time after watching this. Amazing work!
@garrondumont78914 жыл бұрын
What made me chuckle wasn't the odd quest names at the start, but just above them you have "Greg's basement". Ah, yes, Greg... and his basement...
@AaronCorr5 жыл бұрын
I thought "king to god, god to a non-believer" was a dbza reference at first
@bankruptedwizard14134 жыл бұрын
*Runesmith roasting XP to Level 3* That should be in one of those satisfying video compilations.
@miriam78725 жыл бұрын
How can Logan even be real? Such a cute boy
@gmkgoat3 жыл бұрын
Jacob: They're not really cringey Also Jacob: FORESTS OF DOOM
@gyan57545 жыл бұрын
“You’re going to regret what you did to me bitch” is my favorite part of the dialogue KDKDKZKFNF
@badmintongrrl4 жыл бұрын
“How did you accomplish such a feat?” (Listened to Kanye West’s ‘No Church In The Wild’ once)
@mcswashbuckler38334 жыл бұрын
The title is “King to a God” but it says the jarl of valefell. Jarl just means chieftain
@ferociousmaliciousghost4 жыл бұрын
It should be " -King- to a God" now
@namekman013 жыл бұрын
"king to a god, god to a non-believer" the dragon ball abridged is strong with this one
@MissZerglot3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the fact that the ruler of Westlight is Iron-Willied, but respected nonetheless.
@siqueirosev54685 жыл бұрын
He probably got those quest names from the song No Church in a the Wild
@OggyTheTiger5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@juwebles43525 жыл бұрын
"So they're employed?" is the best string of words to relate to spiders ever
@pubjubz4 жыл бұрын
"A boss spider, so they're employed?" Now, THIS is an idea, Logan!
@1mana1574 жыл бұрын
I got so close to choking on what I was eating. this video is needlessly funny
@angelinasavoia29575 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing he listened to No Church In The Wild for inspiration when writing those titles
@Dan-qy6zv3 жыл бұрын
Me, at the beginning: How bad could it be? *"Valefell: God to a Non-Believer"* Me: *O H N O*
@kingofcrows87003 жыл бұрын
Characters: *walk through the portal* Gods: Sup my guy
@JamesCarter-zv8qs4 жыл бұрын
Be me: Playing Divinity 2 while this plays. Sudden demonic voice while exploring cave. Immediately shit self thinking you stumbled upon some god-tier monster who will OBLITERATE you despite your lone wolf OPness and the game just didn't autosave before ambush. Look to other screen and see zoom in on rune doing the demon voice. Relief, joy, all that good stuff. Immediately save due to paranoia just in case.
@username_unavailable75924 жыл бұрын
When they were reading the "King to a god" campaign names I was fully expecting Logan to start roasting Jacob for naming his campaigns after lyrics to a Jay-Z song. But I think the fact that they didn't even notice that is even funnier.
@TheMudKip-ff2tb4 жыл бұрын
Don’t feel bad Jacob. I ripped off Dio as my villain.
@Kyodie-bz1sf Жыл бұрын
1:53 I love how you can see the deliberation on Logan's face before he says that godlike line
@Alpacnologia4 жыл бұрын
3:07 "alright, gays"
@greatstoryteller94595 жыл бұрын
.....DOOOOOM! Every villain. Now its time to make the litch from adventure time. You know the one who wants to kill all things including gods and has a entire universe full of clone bottles to be reborn.
@toohappy4you5 жыл бұрын
It would be cool to see Jacob interject a Highlander into a campaign.
@fyrewolf78053 жыл бұрын
This is one of, if not my favorite xp to level 3 video. and runesmith too, since technically logan was in it. and really any youtube video.
@frostyenderman134 жыл бұрын
Every WORD of the King to a God document was gold
@taylorrice64265 жыл бұрын
I'm making a plane of existence where there is only one of everything. One Tavern. One Bard. One Orc. One King. One Door. One Cat. One Tarassque.
@themaninthechair433811 ай бұрын
'The gate is huge and there is no door' has the same energy as 'This sentence is false'
@Tinkuwu4 жыл бұрын
Hah, you can't find my cringy notes because I don't write DM notes. Nothing is ever planned and I stumble around my games hoping to make sense of them.
@gotpaladin95204 жыл бұрын
Bruh...I do the spaces thing and it gave me heart palpitations when you backspaced. Thanks.
@lucasleonard54764 жыл бұрын
Mob to a king, king to a god, god to a nonbeliever is a no church in the wild reference
@EnlonWhite4 жыл бұрын
That "Door"/"Gate" is actually a "Entryway" which is polictially universal to what you guys were fighting about. XD
@colling52865 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I just realized that jacob looks like T.J from Recess