Reading Cringey DM Notes with the boys - D&D

[@manformerlyknownastheboulder]

THE BOULDER ADMIRES BOTH THE LAUGHABLE VAGUENESS AND THE AMOUNT OF THOUGHT YOU PUT INTO YOUR CAMPAIGNS

[@mr.e8315]

THE BOULDER i literally thought about you this morning and couldn’t remember what you were from, just recalling your beautiful voice. This is an incredible experience

[@yacobvlogs1238]

THE BOULDER My dnd charechter is a gladiator barbarian version of u

[@csabalako1788]

That's a deep cut, kids nowadays never saw the legend of Aang :D

[@otobitouchiha5251]

yes

[@giantotter319]

Yo, Angelo

[@MoonPatch]

Falling into sadness deals 1d6 psychic damage for every 10 units of depression, up to 20d6

[@NotSkywalker24]

What units do we measure depression with? And does the US use different depression units then the rest of the world?

[@MoonPatch]

@@NotSkywalker24 Yes. To both questions.

[@TerrariaGolem]

@Ryder Steel not a woosh

[@justjoking5252]

Wait. So depression hurts exactly as much as a fall from orbit?

[@PantheraLeo04]

In one campaign I was in we added emotional damage.

[@lexi3981]

"Don't flirt with the machine" *silence*

[@LupineShadowOmega]

They can pretend he didn't need to say it. But as someone that runs games, he definitely needed to say it. XD

[@hamishgoeden7852]

But give the machine vodka and you'll have a great time

[@TheKillerMime]

Duncan the Kraken. "The Campaign runs on Duncan."

[@pepsicrusader535]

Is this an American joke im to Canadian to understand

[@benthomason3307]

@@pepsicrusader535 it's referencing a donut resteraunt called Dunkin Donuts, their current slogan being "america runs on Dunkin"

[@Nr4747]

"The senate is compromised of one man . . . " - Man: "I AM the senate !" - Players: "You tyrannical fiend !"- Man: "No, I mean . . . (sigh) . . . I literally AM the senate, the other 2 members, a human and a dwarf, died of old age centuries ago and nobody could be arsed to appoint anyone else - sucks to be a high elf, I guess."

[@bricknolty5478]

Turk 'un Dey, son of Taze 'un Dey

[@josiahhanson5054]

Wait, us DMs are supposed to have notes? Uh oh

[@NicholasMage013]

I didn't realize either. I just have my books and wing it as the players won't follow the notes anyways.

[@RobinNashVideos]

@@NicholasMage013 listen, everyone has a way of running their own games, and if you're that good at improv, then be my guest and just wing the whole thing. But I personally just like to set up what would happen if the players don't interfere, and then lay down 5 adventure hooks, for main quests or side quests, to allow the players to act. And then I have a basic idea of what might happen if they follow those hooks, but at that point it's mainly improv, and moving around shit behind the screen. Though I'm still a fairly new DM.

[@abramdavidson988]

The first game I DM’d was completely unscripted since I’d never read the books, our old DM was sick and they volunteered me and I was thrust in. My game involved an elven ranger and a half-orc fighter saving a cheese makers daughter. Oh, and there was something involving a talking raptor and a golden statue of Mr. Sanders from KFC. It was weird.

[@Dazyhead]

I usually just remember everything that happened.

[@BramLastname]

@@NicholasMage013 It's great if: You're bad with names like me, Forgot what happened 10 minutes ago like me, Can't keep track of a narrative arc like me, Can't navigate a manual like me. Ps: Yes I know I suck at life, But still a better GM than the party

[@kachiechan]

I lost my mind at “ceased” and “mummies punched him right in the lungs”. I laughed so hard my own lungs ceased.

[@redforest9269]

seized*

[@inundertow5638]

@@redforest9269 did you watch the video?

[@redforest9269]

@@inundertow5638 It's about the SECOND ceased. -_- smh

[@JJ-qz1dg]

5:23 Honestly I love the voice he uses when he shouts "WHY DOES IT RHYME"

[@neikrodent]

"And then there's Kevin" "He's dead"

[@paulcoy9060]

Sam and Dean were supposed to keep him safe!

[@josiebianchi3481]

D K, KEVIN'S DEAD

[@sylph8005]

4:18 "There's a dark plague" "IT'S THE GOVERNMENT!" This didn't age well.

[@dexter2392]

Covid-19 ikr

[@noahtinio9411]

yep

[@Zeigabibblez]

still not aging that great....

[@erickzamudio1130]

It’s only gotten worse

[@frostyenderman13]

My favorite iconic lines: "Bolgar fell into sadness" "People suspect it's either the government or the gods" "WHY DOES IT RHYME??" "Did we *play* this? Did we ever fight bONE NAGAS?!" "Dungeon goal- find an item" "Old woman is harmless and will only ask if you've seen her husband" "Gnome man- will mock party (×3)" "What's the password?" "83312!!" "Ok you're good" "The mummies punched him right in the lungs" "Awh, poor littly Jimmy" "You will be cease"

[@fireknight4151]

I love all of them. Here is another "I don't think I can show any of this. That's it it's all blurred"

[@avsnathan2879]

Duncan the kraken

[@pluto3194]

"He will blast a huge beam out of his mouth which destroys Duncan"

[@quinchenault158]

"Why does it Rhyme?" Me: "Who wrote this Dr. Zeus?!" Also I am seriously considering making a magic pond of sadness that require a dex save to avoid falling into sadness in one of my campaigns.

[@kendrickrochelanzot2053]

"Buildings have been burned and rekd"

[@calemr]

My notes tend to dilute in quality as the session goes on. Opening with detailed paragraphs of room descriptions and such. By the end it's just "This dude is here. He will fight the heroes."

[@harrisonsawler3500]

I literally work in reverse to that. I start trying to keep things simple and later ended up writing an 18 page backstory for a villain they never ended up meeting.

[@pedroprass106]

"Building have burned and been R E K T." I'M DEAD ROFL

[@olympiadeverre]

*flashbacks to the “novel” I wrote when I was 13* This is such quality content, I love it.

[@Spartan-yq4qp]

12:39 Because he was a Hamon user obviously. Lungs are vital for Hamon users

[@davidclout6286]

Spartan 3124 holy shit is that a godamn fucking Jojo reference?!

[@JJ-qz1dg]

@@davidclout6286 yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

[@wyldhorn2277]

do i smell jojo?

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

Yeah. If only he wasn't a hamon user.

[@Geekiepoo]

@@JJ-qz1dg yes yes oh my god...

[@irok1]

Interestingly enough, Rhino was actually absent from the original picture that Me And The Boys was taken from, so Jacob is right to be alone

[@Blossoming_Daylily]

Question, what does the file "finland thing" contain?

[@tannerbennion180]

Yes what is its content

[@stephendalton1331]

His plans to knock those bastards down a peg

[@CityKanin]

I need to know! Perkele!

[@BramLastname]

Tentacles

[@Spiceodog]

His plan to kill and replace the identity of a high ranking Finnish official in order to arm the area 51 raiders so he can get access to the time machine and alter the time line so that he made better dm notes from 4 years ago to make the video less embarrassing. Duh,try to keep up.

[@tannerbennion180]

Hit in the lungs and Died! 10/10 great story telling

[@FabulousJejmaze]

Jojo moment

[@AnthanKrufix]

8:50 Reaching the castle is the reward for kraken' the password.

[@chiquita_dave]

This has inspired me to write a campaign where everything is as intentionally cringey as possible. Just REALLY tap into that edgy 13 year old inside me

[@arcymzero]

Gerald killing titans with AoT theme song I cannot- Died laughing 8'D Also shutting down X'D

[@kendrickrochelanzot2053]

The good thing about doing this, is that you may find some awsome stuff and actually feel like a boss

[@theyoutubeidiot6203]

8:39 all I thought was “and then there’s chunky! He’s dead”

[@festivehands]

'its the government!" underdark plague adventure predicted 2020

[@AnonYmous-bb7tl]

"There's a plague. It's the government!" Really hits different in 2020

[@DaBlueIghuana]

I was about to say

[@thehalfinstream1630]

As a beginner DM, this hurts. Even my notes are better, and English is my third language. p.s: This is some of the funniest stuff I've read, love the video.

[@StarkMaximum]

What other langauges do you speak?

[@imurt3417]

@@StarkMaximum obviously common and his/her racial language

[@CT--hb7hs]

Lol

[@quizarorobzaqu8558]

Ha. Dont worry I mix four languages to make my speak

[@avocato1180]

@@quizarorobzaqu8558 Primordial?

[@GethRenmawe]

"Reading Cringey DM Notes with the boys - D&D" "Is that GIRL a boy too?" "Yes!"

[@ROYBGP]

"And fiancé" doesn't have a ring

[@Jermbot15]

*middle finger*

[@Jafroboy]

@@ROYBGP Hopefully she does if she's the fiance!

[@RexusprimeIX]

@@ROYBGP She does. She has a ring on her right ring finger. For your information, different cultures (and religions) put the engagement ring on different hands.

[@cjnf11]

Immediately went looking for that comment.

[@frosty_0951]

The blow to the lungs bit killed me. *bash* "Ah, my lungs". Just like the sound of air going out of a balloon.

[@demonderpz7937]

*Bolgar fell into sadness* "Bolgar fell from a high place."

[@sanddry738]

So I’m assuming English was a tough class in High School. But all joking aside, I can just picture the pure idea vomit these documents were. It was so much better to see the party there as well who remember things. Would love to see more

[@noamcohen7124]

His notes look the way i picture my thought before i organize and write them

[@redstoneraptor8101]

It’s been a really long time since I laughed so hard a video. Thank you so much. I needed this. I’d love to see more of your truly beautiful DM notes. 😂😂😂

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

I actually really love the idea of an NPC having a cannon that will “take the party to where they need to be” but then it just shoots them ten feet forward

[@Scorpious187]

Michael: *"I'm'a firin' mah laser!"*

[@duncanparis3662]

As someone actually named Duncan, the whole part with the kraken was hilarious

[@emotional_st0rm]

"there's a dark plague. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT, IT'S THE GODS" holy fuck, that did not age well into 2021-

[@squizzlor]

Yes! Ive been waiting for this. More old dm notes please XD

[@edmdotmp3]

This has the same energy as that guy reading Sims 3 patch notes

[@tani7895]

I could have easily watched 40+ minutes of this.

[@MillionBitGamer]

I haven't laughed this hard in no the, you could kill me if you do this again. Do it, it's worth ceasing

[@anthonyobrien1484]

You guys need to play the underdark plague adventure using only the notes int hat document, do it as a one shot

[@TheCthultist]

Oh cool, sweeping vagueness and stolen art is exactly what my dm notes are filled with too.

[@tom_mcguire_iv76]

Nobody: Colton laughing: wiggle wiggle wiggle

[@FlyingDominion]

7:30 "no, I haven't seen a Mr. Woman."

[@joandudley4847]

When Jacob gets laughing so hard I crackup too🤣🤣

[@wafflingon2651]

I saw a folder named 'Fallout System' hmmmmmmmm Edit: It's clearly Jacob's plan of action for when he's not getting on with a friend

[@irontemplar6222]

My DM notes look more like an outline for the stories I do them in arks which makes it easier.

[@averagepikfan2686]

I'd watch the other hour and 15 minutes of this

[@evandill]

Yeah I'm familiar with the whole 'whole leave space for actual like names because you don't wanna disrupt your train of thought. However I've learned to put brackets around those placeholder stuff like "the party must venture to [TOWN NAME] and retrieve [MAGIC ITEM]" so that when I (ideally) come back to it I can k ow what I was talking about.

[@alexandercross9081]

These videos always make me feel way better about my DM Preperations

[@BlackTearDrop]

Me: Let me consult my notes Also me: Ah yes. My invisible notes.

[@vgdevotee3]

I’m supposed to be asleep but holy fuck man these notes are gold. I hope you guys do this with Sunder’s notes once they’re no longer spoilers.

[@FoxLivestreams]

Watching the guy second on the left with x2 speed when he laughs is hilarious

[@MegaDaniel24680]

This is the kind of friendship i want. Just gathering and laughing it out about our dnd adventure

[@ThreadbareInc]

I don't often write detailed notes, but if I did I'm sure the old ones would be just as cringey as these. I still remember a few early sessions I ran back in the 3.0 days, like when the party visited a town that celebrated "Slaphappy Day." On that day everyone had permission to slap each other in the face as hard and as often as they liked. You could hide inside your home all day if you didn't want to take part.

[@zestyspider3266]

Please upload the full, unedited version! Edit: instant regret

[@DeathxStrike18]

Im convened he just goes into drunken blackout stupors and writes an adventure monolog and wakes up forgetting he did it.

[@joshuajones845]

WHY DOES IT RHYME !!!!!!!!

[@distantprince4564]

I looked through my notes and I was like aw they can’t be as cringe as his... they are

[@krulcazey]

I suddenly feel alot more confident about my own notes.

[@TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat]

Fantastic. Also, i've never seen Jacob flinch so intensely.

[@BahamutEx]

this one actually made me cry of laughter, thanks for sharing :)

[@LealEspeon]

DO THIS MORE I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THIS!

[@eric_oleander]

the underdark plague really reads differently today

[@goldfish6525]

4:18 "There's a dark plague, IT'S THE GOVERNMENT!" - Karen 2020

[@willburn182]

Doing an updated version of sharing your notes would be really awesome gauging how much to prep. Talking about it is alright, but actually seeing what different size campaigns looks like lvl 1-5, 1-11, 1-20

[@AmigoRoberto]

Jacob I missed this. It is amazing

[@shukuala9502]

Spencer went through this video and still married him. That's true love

[@leonardogang4871]

To this day I remember watching this video in the parking lot of my work and fell out of my car laughing at "A blow to the lungs."

[@timonurmi7050]

"theres a dark plague, its the government"- some people in 2021

[@DrewTombs]

The kid getting punched in the lungs honestly had me in tears 😂 Too good.

[@PartyButler]

these videos are super cute. Watching friends remember old dumb adventure I love it!

[@elijahg.1891]

Jason for 50% of this video: *WHEEZE*

[@The-Red-Prince]

the way the guy to the right o jacob laughs make me smile, he's so energetic

[@therons.4828]

It is good to know that I will never, ever have to share my shitty dm notes lmao

[@dreamsofthequill]

this gives me legit fond nostalgia for the kind of running me and my friends did as kids. love it

[@haz-mattstudio6074]

Man. These videos make me very, very happy. Lemme tell you, I've been writing for probably 20 years, and my shit's still that bad sometimes XD

[@alyssa5101]

"There's a dark plague." "IT'S THE GOVERNMENT!" Yep welcome to COVID conspiracy theories folks!

[@GrayvesX]

this made me laugh too much and now my lungs hurt

[@thebrawler4486]

I want more of the boys roasting your notes!

[@winter8054]

4:12 well we're sick, must either be state or church

[@AdrienneMorrisa]

My husband has an idea for a child NPC reminiscent of Kevin the Vampire. This kid is named Trevor, and he's an all powerful Wizard. But he talks with a bad lisp, and his voice cracks from puberty. I don't think I can accurately describe it any better through text.

[@Freakout04]

The whole "There is a dark plague" "IT'S THE GOVERNMENT" "IT'S THE GODS!" thing hits too close to home right now XD

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Cracking open some cringe with the boys

[@thendarkendwolf8796]

*Cringes so hard that soul slowly dies*

[@Daragausthedragon]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thanks for making this!

[@maloo2brvo26]

Great video! Love to see you cover some more pathfinder 2nd edition stuff :D

[@ClassicTophatGaming]

Like how all 3 just sit there awkwardly cross-armed lol

[@DragonaxFilms]

Rip Jacob's little remaining dignity.

[@nikothomas6660]

“Lungs are vital for Harmon users”

[@real_pat_ftw7882]

This makes me feel alot better about my DMing. This was hilarious plz do more

[@MrDoctorJudge]

We'll never know who Poemo is ;_;

[@shifusdad]

Jacob after the cat jumps on the table: *cow*

[@NoriMori1992]

For the last one, they missed that he spelled the town name two different ways (Mythorp vs Maythorp), and at one point misspelled "little" as "littly"

[@darelh1348]

I'mma die from a blow to the lungs from how funny this is. I seriously can't breathe I'm laughing so hard :')

[@MrStallion78]

The last one was a doctor who episode the child literally died of lung collapse and the episode is called "are you my mummy?" Like the whole time. Creepiest episode ever.

[@ThePamimo]

9:26 you can see the exact moment where all of spencers hopes and dreams vanish

[@cloud1973]

Anyone who watches this video probably gains advantage on their next charisma saving throw lmao

[@shomejuan2179]

The punched in the lungs bit almost killed me via Swedish Fish

[@mainmanmooky8820]

Honestly I've gone back to some of these when I'm desperate for ideas

[@2ndGenDm]

I didn't want this to end. This was beautiful