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@josiahhanson50545 жыл бұрын
Wait, us DMs are supposed to have notes? Uh oh
@NicholasMage0135 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize either. I just have my books and wing it as the players won't follow the notes anyways.
@RobinNashVideos5 жыл бұрын
@@NicholasMage013 listen, everyone has a way of running their own games, and if you're that good at improv, then be my guest and just wing the whole thing. But I personally just like to set up what would happen if the players don't interfere, and then lay down 5 adventure hooks, for main quests or side quests, to allow the players to act. And then I have a basic idea of what might happen if they follow those hooks, but at that point it's mainly improv, and moving around shit behind the screen. Though I'm still a fairly new DM.
@abramdavidson9885 жыл бұрын
The first game I DM’d was completely unscripted since I’d never read the books, our old DM was sick and they volunteered me and I was thrust in. My game involved an elven ranger and a half-orc fighter saving a cheese makers daughter. Oh, and there was something involving a talking raptor and a golden statue of Mr. Sanders from KFC. It was weird.
@Dazyhead5 жыл бұрын
I usually just remember everything that happened.
@BramLastname5 жыл бұрын
@@NicholasMage013 It's great if: You're bad with names like me, Forgot what happened 10 minutes ago like me, Can't keep track of a narrative arc like me, Can't navigate a manual like me. Ps: Yes I know I suck at life, But still a better GM than the party
@manformerlyknownastheboulder5 жыл бұрын
THE BOULDER ADMIRES BOTH THE LAUGHABLE VAGUENESS AND THE AMOUNT OF THOUGHT YOU PUT INTO YOUR CAMPAIGNS
@mr.e83155 жыл бұрын
THE BOULDER i literally thought about you this morning and couldn’t remember what you were from, just recalling your beautiful voice. This is an incredible experience
@yacobvlogs12385 жыл бұрын
THE BOULDER My dnd charechter is a gladiator barbarian version of u
@csabalako17885 жыл бұрын
That's a deep cut, kids nowadays never saw the legend of Aang :D
@otobitouchiha52515 жыл бұрын
yes
@giantotter3195 жыл бұрын
Yo, Angelo
@lexi39815 жыл бұрын
"Don't flirt with the machine" *silence*
@LupineShadowOmega5 жыл бұрын
They can pretend he didn't need to say it. But as someone that runs games, he definitely needed to say it. XD
@hamishgoeden78523 жыл бұрын
But give the machine vodka and you'll have a great time
@MoonPatch5 жыл бұрын
Falling into sadness deals 1d6 psychic damage for every 10 units of depression, up to 20d6
@NotSkywalker245 жыл бұрын
What units do we measure depression with? And does the US use different depression units then the rest of the world?
@MoonPatch5 жыл бұрын
@@NotSkywalker24 Yes. To both questions.
@TerrariaGolem5 жыл бұрын
@Ryder Steel not a woosh
@justjoking52525 жыл бұрын
Wait. So depression hurts exactly as much as a fall from orbit?
@PantheraLeo044 жыл бұрын
In one campaign I was in we added emotional damage.
@TheKillerMime5 жыл бұрын
Duncan the Kraken. "The Campaign runs on Duncan."
@pepsicrusader5354 жыл бұрын
Is this an American joke im to Canadian to understand
@benthomason33074 жыл бұрын
@@pepsicrusader535 it's referencing a donut resteraunt called Dunkin Donuts, their current slogan being "america runs on Dunkin"
@Nr47474 жыл бұрын
"The senate is compromised of one man . . . " - Man: "I AM the senate !" - Players: "You tyrannical fiend !"- Man: "No, I mean . . . (sigh) . . . I literally AM the senate, the other 2 members, a human and a dwarf, died of old age centuries ago and nobody could be arsed to appoint anyone else - sucks to be a high elf, I guess."
@bricknolty5478 Жыл бұрын
Turk 'un Dey, son of Taze 'un Dey
@kachiechan5 жыл бұрын
I lost my mind at “ceased” and “mummies punched him right in the lungs”. I laughed so hard my own lungs ceased.
@redforest92694 жыл бұрын
seized*
@inundertow56383 жыл бұрын
@@redforest9269 did you watch the video?
@redforest92693 жыл бұрын
@@inundertow5638 It's about the SECOND ceased. -_- smh
@neikrodent4 жыл бұрын
"And then there's Kevin" "He's dead"
@paulcoy90604 жыл бұрын
Sam and Dean were supposed to keep him safe!
@josiebianchi34813 жыл бұрын
D K, KEVIN'S DEAD
@olympiadeverre5 жыл бұрын
*flashbacks to the “novel” I wrote when I was 13* This is such quality content, I love it.
@JJ-qz1dg5 жыл бұрын
5:23 Honestly I love the voice he uses when he shouts "WHY DOES IT RHYME"
@calemr4 жыл бұрын
My notes tend to dilute in quality as the session goes on. Opening with detailed paragraphs of room descriptions and such. By the end it's just "This dude is here. He will fight the heroes."
@harrisonsawler35003 жыл бұрын
I literally work in reverse to that. I start trying to keep things simple and later ended up writing an 18 page backstory for a villain they never ended up meeting.
@pedroprass1065 жыл бұрын
"Building have burned and been R E K T." I'M DEAD ROFL
@frostyenderman134 жыл бұрын
My favorite iconic lines: "Bolgar fell into sadness" "People suspect it's either the government or the gods" "WHY DOES IT RHYME??" "Did we *play* this? Did we ever fight bONE NAGAS?!" "Dungeon goal- find an item" "Old woman is harmless and will only ask if you've seen her husband" "Gnome man- will mock party (×3)" "What's the password?" "83312!!" "Ok you're good" "The mummies punched him right in the lungs" "Awh, poor littly Jimmy" "You will be cease"
@fireknight41513 жыл бұрын
I love all of them. Here is another "I don't think I can show any of this. That's it it's all blurred"
@avsnathan28793 жыл бұрын
Duncan the kraken
@pluto31943 жыл бұрын
"He will blast a huge beam out of his mouth which destroys Duncan"
@quinchenault1583 жыл бұрын
"Why does it Rhyme?" Me: "Who wrote this Dr. Zeus?!" Also I am seriously considering making a magic pond of sadness that require a dex save to avoid falling into sadness in one of my campaigns.
@kendrickrochelanzot20533 жыл бұрын
"Buildings have been burned and rekd"
@sylph80054 жыл бұрын
4:18 "There's a dark plague" "IT'S THE GOVERNMENT!" This didn't age well.
@dexter23923 жыл бұрын
Covid-19 ikr
@noahtinio94113 жыл бұрын
yep
@Zeigabibblez2 жыл бұрын
still not aging that great....
@erickzamudio11302 жыл бұрын
It’s only gotten worse
@rad68415 жыл бұрын
Question, what does the file "finland thing" contain?
@tannerbennion1805 жыл бұрын
Yes what is its content
@stephendalton13315 жыл бұрын
His plans to knock those bastards down a peg
@CityKanin5 жыл бұрын
I need to know! Perkele!
@BramLastname5 жыл бұрын
Tentacles
@Spiceodog5 жыл бұрын
His plan to kill and replace the identity of a high ranking Finnish official in order to arm the area 51 raiders so he can get access to the time machine and alter the time line so that he made better dm notes from 4 years ago to make the video less embarrassing. Duh,try to keep up.
@irok15 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough, Rhino was actually absent from the original picture that Me And The Boys was taken from, so Jacob is right to be alone
@tannerbennion1805 жыл бұрын
Hit in the lungs and Died! 10/10 great story telling
@FabulousJejmaze4 жыл бұрын
Jojo moment
@Spartan-yq4qp5 жыл бұрын
12:39 Because he was a Hamon user obviously. Lungs are vital for Hamon users
@davidclout62865 жыл бұрын
Spartan 3124 holy shit is that a godamn fucking Jojo reference?!
@JJ-qz1dg5 жыл бұрын
@@davidclout6286 yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
@wyldhorn22774 жыл бұрын
do i smell jojo?
@ferociousmaliciousghost4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. If only he wasn't a hamon user.
@Geekiepoo4 жыл бұрын
@@JJ-qz1dg yes yes oh my god...
@chiquita_dave4 жыл бұрын
This has inspired me to write a campaign where everything is as intentionally cringey as possible. Just REALLY tap into that edgy 13 year old inside me
@AnthanKrufix5 жыл бұрын
8:50 Reaching the castle is the reward for kraken' the password.
@arcymzero5 жыл бұрын
Gerald killing titans with AoT theme song I cannot- Died laughing 8'D Also shutting down X'D
@festivehands3 жыл бұрын
'its the government!" underdark plague adventure predicted 2020
@kendrickrochelanzot20535 жыл бұрын
The good thing about doing this, is that you may find some awsome stuff and actually feel like a boss
@theyoutubeidiot62034 жыл бұрын
8:39 all I thought was “and then there’s chunky! He’s dead”
@demonderpz79375 жыл бұрын
*Bolgar fell into sadness* "Bolgar fell from a high place."
@frosty_09513 жыл бұрын
The blow to the lungs bit killed me. *bash* "Ah, my lungs". Just like the sound of air going out of a balloon.
@AnonYmous-bb7tl3 жыл бұрын
"There's a plague. It's the government!" Really hits different in 2020
@DaBlueIghuana3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say
@sanddry7385 жыл бұрын
So I’m assuming English was a tough class in High School. But all joking aside, I can just picture the pure idea vomit these documents were. It was so much better to see the party there as well who remember things. Would love to see more
@noamcohen71244 жыл бұрын
His notes look the way i picture my thought before i organize and write them
@thehalfinstream16305 жыл бұрын
As a beginner DM, this hurts. Even my notes are better, and English is my third language. p.s: This is some of the funniest stuff I've read, love the video.
@StarkMaximum5 жыл бұрын
What other langauges do you speak?
@imurt34175 жыл бұрын
@@StarkMaximum obviously common and his/her racial language
@CT--hb7hs5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@quizarorobzaqu85585 жыл бұрын
Ha. Dont worry I mix four languages to make my speak
@avocato11805 жыл бұрын
@@quizarorobzaqu8558 Primordial?
@duncanparis36625 жыл бұрын
As someone actually named Duncan, the whole part with the kraken was hilarious
@Scorpious1875 жыл бұрын
Michael: *"I'm'a firin' mah laser!"*
@GethRenmawe5 жыл бұрын
"Reading Cringey DM Notes with the boys - D&D" "Is that GIRL a boy too?" "Yes!"
@ROYBGP4 жыл бұрын
"And fiancé" doesn't have a ring
@Jermbot154 жыл бұрын
*middle finger*
@Jafroboy4 жыл бұрын
@@ROYBGP Hopefully she does if she's the fiance!
@RexusprimeIX3 жыл бұрын
@@ROYBGP She does. She has a ring on her right ring finger. For your information, different cultures (and religions) put the engagement ring on different hands.
@cjnf113 жыл бұрын
Immediately went looking for that comment.
@dotmp43533 жыл бұрын
This has the same energy as that guy reading Sims 3 patch notes
@tom_mcguire_iv763 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Colton laughing: wiggle wiggle wiggle
@sugoidude78233 жыл бұрын
"there's a dark plague. IT'S THE GOVERNMENT, IT'S THE GODS" holy fuck, that did not age well into 2021-
@redstoneraptor81015 жыл бұрын
It’s been a really long time since I laughed so hard a video. Thank you so much. I needed this. I’d love to see more of your truly beautiful DM notes. 😂😂😂
@tani78955 жыл бұрын
I could have easily watched 40+ minutes of this.
@anthonyobrien14845 жыл бұрын
You guys need to play the underdark plague adventure using only the notes int hat document, do it as a one shot
@TheCthultist4 жыл бұрын
Oh cool, sweeping vagueness and stolen art is exactly what my dm notes are filled with too.
@MillionBitGamer5 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in no the, you could kill me if you do this again. Do it, it's worth ceasing
@joandudley48475 жыл бұрын
When Jacob gets laughing so hard I crackup too🤣🤣
@BlackTearDrop3 жыл бұрын
Me: Let me consult my notes Also me: Ah yes. My invisible notes.
@FlyingDominion3 жыл бұрын
7:30 "no, I haven't seen a Mr. Woman."
@squizzlor5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Ive been waiting for this. More old dm notes please XD
@wafflingon26514 жыл бұрын
I saw a folder named 'Fallout System' hmmmmmmmm Edit: It's clearly Jacob's plan of action for when he's not getting on with a friend
@irontemplar62225 жыл бұрын
My DM notes look more like an outline for the stories I do them in arks which makes it easier.
@timonurmi70503 жыл бұрын
"theres a dark plague, its the government"- some people in 2021
@averagepikfan26865 жыл бұрын
I'd watch the other hour and 15 minutes of this
@joshuajones8455 жыл бұрын
WHY DOES IT RHYME !!!!!!!!
@FoxLivestreams3 жыл бұрын
Watching the guy second on the left with x2 speed when he laughs is hilarious
@DeathxStrike184 жыл бұрын
Im convened he just goes into drunken blackout stupors and writes an adventure monolog and wakes up forgetting he did it.
@alexandercross90815 жыл бұрын
These videos always make me feel way better about my DM Preperations
@Daragausthedragon5 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thanks for making this!
@Freakout043 жыл бұрын
The whole "There is a dark plague" "IT'S THE GOVERNMENT" "IT'S THE GODS!" thing hits too close to home right now XD
@distantprince45643 жыл бұрын
I looked through my notes and I was like aw they can’t be as cringe as his... they are
@BahamutEx5 жыл бұрын
this one actually made me cry of laughter, thanks for sharing :)
@PartyButler5 жыл бұрын
these videos are super cute. Watching friends remember old dumb adventure I love it!
@zestyspider32665 жыл бұрын
Please upload the full, unedited version! Edit: instant regret
@alyssa51014 жыл бұрын
"There's a dark plague." "IT'S THE GOVERNMENT!" Yep welcome to COVID conspiracy theories folks!
@TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic. Also, i've never seen Jacob flinch so intensely.
@elijahg.18915 жыл бұрын
Jason for 50% of this video: *WHEEZE*
@thebrawler4486 Жыл бұрын
I want more of the boys roasting your notes!
@MrDoctorJudge3 жыл бұрын
We'll never know who Poemo is ;_;
@krulcazey3 жыл бұрын
I suddenly feel alot more confident about my own notes.
@real_pat_ftw78825 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel alot better about my DMing. This was hilarious plz do more
@LealEspeon3 жыл бұрын
DO THIS MORE I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THIS!
@j.c.dicklegproductions92483 жыл бұрын
realizing that the child is dead is a DC 15 task apparently
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc96685 жыл бұрын
Cracking open some cringe with the boys
@DrewTombs4 жыл бұрын
The kid getting punched in the lungs honestly had me in tears 😂 Too good.
@eric_oleander3 жыл бұрын
the underdark plague really reads differently today
@GrayvesX3 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh too much and now my lungs hurt
@haz-mattstudio60743 жыл бұрын
Man. These videos make me very, very happy. Lemme tell you, I've been writing for probably 20 years, and my shit's still that bad sometimes XD
@omikun175 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious and you need do more of these videos.
@AmigoRoberto5 жыл бұрын
Jacob I missed this. It is amazing
@maloo2brvo264 жыл бұрын
Great video! Love to see you cover some more pathfinder 2nd edition stuff :D
@leonardogang48713 жыл бұрын
To this day I remember watching this video in the parking lot of my work and fell out of my car laughing at "A blow to the lungs."
@The-Red-Prince9 ай бұрын
the way the guy to the right o jacob laughs make me smile, he's so energetic
@MegaDaniel246805 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of friendship i want. Just gathering and laughing it out about our dnd adventure
@benrinehart77765 жыл бұрын
Great content. Would love to see more!
@dreamsofthequill3 жыл бұрын
this gives me legit fond nostalgia for the kind of running me and my friends did as kids. love it
@darelh13484 жыл бұрын
I'mma die from a blow to the lungs from how funny this is. I seriously can't breathe I'm laughing so hard :')
@shukuala95023 жыл бұрын
Spencer went through this video and still married him. That's true love
@arkanol5 жыл бұрын
We need more of these its so funny :D
@therons.48285 жыл бұрын
It is good to know that I will never, ever have to share my shitty dm notes lmao
@donuttheturtle2.0705 жыл бұрын
You guys make the greatest shit I love your channel you just roast urself
@vgdevotee35 жыл бұрын
I’m supposed to be asleep but holy fuck man these notes are gold. I hope you guys do this with Sunder’s notes once they’re no longer spoilers.
@2ndGenDm4 жыл бұрын
I didn't want this to end. This was beautiful
@CharalamposKoundourakis5 жыл бұрын
This was such good fun! I think we may have similar memories, anything from like a year ago is a mystery to me.
@thendarkendwolf87964 жыл бұрын
*Cringes so hard that soul slowly dies*
@justgrigorthings5 жыл бұрын
Honestly these are pretty great
@warwerewolf7775 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these!
@evandill4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm familiar with the whole 'whole leave space for actual like names because you don't wanna disrupt your train of thought. However I've learned to put brackets around those placeholder stuff like "the party must venture to [TOWN NAME] and retrieve [MAGIC ITEM]" so that when I (ideally) come back to it I can k ow what I was talking about.
@willburn182 Жыл бұрын
Doing an updated version of sharing your notes would be really awesome gauging how much to prep. Talking about it is alright, but actually seeing what different size campaigns looks like lvl 1-5, 1-11, 1-20
@CM-ck4nl5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me cry laughing at 5am-
@AdrienneMorrisa2 жыл бұрын
My husband has an idea for a child NPC reminiscent of Kevin the Vampire. This kid is named Trevor, and he's an all powerful Wizard. But he talks with a bad lisp, and his voice cracks from puberty. I don't think I can accurately describe it any better through text.
@skullisbones Жыл бұрын
the cat trying to leave but just being grabbed by the next person lmaoo
@winter80545 жыл бұрын
4:12 well we're sick, must either be state or church
@AK-Drakoin3 жыл бұрын
This whole video was a blow to the lungs 😂
@ThreadbareInc5 жыл бұрын
I don't often write detailed notes, but if I did I'm sure the old ones would be just as cringey as these. I still remember a few early sessions I ran back in the 3.0 days, like when the party visited a town that celebrated "Slaphappy Day." On that day everyone had permission to slap each other in the face as hard and as often as they liked. You could hide inside your home all day if you didn't want to take part.