Russian Warlord Flaunts CyberTruck With Machine Gun Mounted, Thanks Elon Musk, Then This Happened

[@carywhozawhastit2024]

The world loves an environmentally friendly warlord!🤣

[@fleatactical7390]

Only... EVs are NOT environmentally friendly.

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

At least they are saving the turtles

[@AbrahamCasillas-t3o]

Cars in general aren't really enviromentally friendly.

[@demisx]

Considering mining lithium and producing batteries has much worse impact on environment than driving gas cars…

[@aaroncruz9181]

advanced warlord

[@HudsonGTV]

Toyota: look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power

[@TheJeffbarrett]

I'm afraid he just invalidated the warranty. He no longer owns the truck.

[@splatterkat3838]

Right, now let's see them try to repo it 😂

[@evilblackcat6357]

Fun concept; if a government doesn't pay its bills the company that made their vehicles just shuts them off.

[@shawnfoogle920]

cringe

[@Batmann_]

@@shawnfoogle920 Good description of your own comment.

[@shawnfoogle920]

@@Batmann_ that doesn't make sense 🤡

[@504_Isaiah]

Elon Musk is one of the most famous people you’ve invited on in this fashion. And some for some reason I feel like he’s one of the most likely to actually come on.

[@ShellXell]

​@@imthechomp Elon Musk doesn't understand 1% of Elon Musk.

[@EricDaMAJ]

Electric vehicles make some incredibly violent, hot, and difficult to extinguish fires.

[@Mere-Lachaiselongue]

Only Chinese ones have a tendency to burst into [CENSORED].

[@MikeC1]

​@@Mere-Lachaiselongue Yeah, the Chinese ones are more likely to spontaneously combust, but all EVs will end in the same result if sufficiently damaged.

[@Mere-Lachaiselongue]

@@MikeC1 This might come as a shock to a lot of people reading but normal cars are often used for transport in war. People who actually think these Cyber-Trucks will be driven into urban warfare aren't thinking about it too much. These vehicles could actually be a huge advantage since they're... not... errm... chinese.................

[@lilbillreacts7800]

i hird the burn out takes 24 to 48 hours

[@Leitis_Fella]

Akhmat: We will go into glorious TikTok battle with shiny cybertruck! Dzhokhar Dudayev and Sheikh Mansur: Hold my FPV drone

[@shred1894]

NGL say what you will about the dude, but you gotta respect the drip of a Cybertruck technical.

[@PlatinumHustle]

Lmao

[@michealdrake3421]

No, you really don't. It's an indicator that he's got more rubles in his bank account than working brain cells in his head.

[@hcic9860]

What's to respect? I don't get it

[@shred1894]

@@hcic9860 the drip bro.

[@Zeus1701E]

😂 Someone has been playing HALO too much. With the camo paint, the cybertruck does resemble a Warthog.

[@Matt-md5yt]

agreed

[@kbowlden94]

Except the warthog looks and sounds better 😂

[@ephemispriest8069]

That thing kinda look like a big cat to you?

[@Brutis380]

Like a Puma!

[@111rr5]

​@kbowlden94 and the warthog actually works😂

[@dtcdtc8328]

"Staunch defender of the 1A" Hahaha yeah, unless your 1A goes against the ADLs guidelines.

[@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky]

The inly people banned so far were pedos.

[@onthelake9554]

I'm pretty sure Elon can turn his truck off remotely .

[@gokuryu]

Yup. I was thinking he's not doing it because it would show how they could abuse Electric car owners and effect sales.

[@nickkoyle3599]

It's the same reason the Government allows some crimes to happen. It's horrible and sick when you think about it but how many crimes were absolutely solvable?

[@MrAgill1970]

I'd bet every last dollar I have that Elon could shut that thing down from his home laptop if he wanted to.

[@toddtravis2596]

That's what I was expecting from the title lol

[@friskywildthing]

@@toddtravis2596 Ditto.

[@SevenSixTwo2012]

Kadyrov's taste in practical offroad combat vehicles is analogous to his military commanding abilities. 🤣

[@GlidingZephyr]

I have to give props to the anchor-woman. She described it in a very concise way.

[@AICW]

That's Palki Sharma. She's probably India's most famous anchorwoman and is all over the Indian news KZbin channels.

[@meepmoop2143]

If I saw this rolling into the battlefield, my ass would 100% get shot from laughing so hard.

[@ShadeOps45]

Not gonna lie... A Tesla Technical sounds hilarious 😂😂 especially with a PKM on it 🤣🤣 *Edit: It's actually a Kord 12.7mm the PKM's big brother. Thanks for pointing that out guys🙏*

[@superegghead13]

When it gets hit by anything itll win gold at technical turret toss

[@Gearparadummies]

That's a 12.7x108 Kord machine gun. Not a PKM

[@uh3287]

thats the pkm bigger brother the KORD

[@drp1bb856]

It will go from mechanized infantry to pil box when the power runs out.

[@ShadeOps45]

@Gearparadummies Thanks man I wasn't looking close enough you're right!

[@mobilegamersunite]

Wait till he takes it off road tho...😂

[@jpenna1976]

First muddy field and end of journey.

[@Saphire_Throated_Carpenter_Ant]

According to NY Times this thing is "headed for the frontlines".... I wonder if that's MISINFORMATION? If not, it certainly is WEIRD.... 🤔🤪

[@ethangriffin3935]

Wouldn't be shocking if Ivan really was getting that desperate.

[@fleatactical7390]

Russian collusion....

[@steyrauga1]

Bot account goes crazy. Kuckdyrov said he would be sending it to the front. Not my fault you don't speak Russian.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824]

He literally said it in the video… least obvious Russian bot

[@jeffreydallas6047]

It's not too hard to make a completely electric vehicle stop moving.

[@generalv2170]

If Hitler was using Tesla trucks he would have ran out of fuel and time in 1939.😂😂😂

[@KeystoneSurvival]

I wouldn't take a cyber truck into battle.

[@angrydragon4574]

Neither would Kadyrov. It's a propaganda piece.

[@Doubie.]

No one would ride a bomb into battle

[@breadloaf176]

I wouldn't take one period

[@OutlawTwo]

@@Doubie. Could you imagine an IED and the absolute damage... even a small one, just enough to damage the battery.. that's a crazy fire waiting to happen..

[@Mitch_Conner75926]

@@OutlawTwoLol I mean it wouldn’t even take that, a slight hill would KO that vehicle. I’ve seen tons of videos of people getting them stuck in ridiculous places 😂

[@StahlHammer01]

Man i lost my sh!t when you had that wig on. You looked like a pro 2A rick james😂😂😂. You gotta do more vids with it.

[@MacroAggressor]

As dystopian as it would've been... I was kinda hoping he was gonna remote de-activate the truck xD

[@brucepreston3927]

I really thought that was going to be the ending to the story...😂

[@TheRomanTribune]

YES!!! the Halo Warthog is becoming real !

[@Lumindeas]

CN: Where's he going to charge it? All I could see in my head were trees with hidden chargers a la _Get Smart!_ style 🤣

[@minuteman2547]

Careful. You are dating yourself there Maxwell.

[@watup110875]

AMEN

[@bec5250]

@@minuteman2547 Agent 99 still approves.

[@user-ie1ij9nr7e]

😂 That sign and the hat was hilarious!

[@jasonrodgers9063]

Colion in a wig with a panhandler sign!!! !!! HILARIOUS!!

[@roberthentosh5635]

Honestly didn't recognize him till he spoke. The wig really threw me off. Wonder how many he was able to buy with his proceeds. :D

[@paulis7319]

The entire skit is on his channel. It was hilarious af!

[@danzen6246]

Elon on your podcast is something i would love to see

[@spurs3483]

Another very enjoyable and entertaining post. Thanks, brother!

[@OldesouthFarm]

The huge gun black rifle coffee mounted on a Prius was the coolest thing I have seen!

[@Greblos2]

Hahaha! It’s gonna get 45 miles then run out of power!😂😂😂😂

[@victormorales3604]

But it will arrive at Ukrainian border as promised and on time.... on the back of a flatbed truck.

[@millirabbit4331]

It won't get that far. It cant even do offroad that well. Had that video where another truck had to pull it out of the mud.

[@CropCircleCritic]

47 miles with the AC off…

[@sacr3]

Thing has more range than most vehicles, it has what 340 miles? My Chrysler 300C can only get about 350 Mi to the tank on the highway. On top of that I have to spend 25 to 30 bucks a day to get back and forth from work which is a 64 km trip to work and another 64 back. My buddy who owns a Tesla had his hydro bill go up at 22 bucks a month, I'd much rather be paying 22 bucks extra on my hydro bill then pay nearly 25 to 30 bucks a day.

[@poodlescone9700]

Just sit back and evaluate the Cybertruck on the battlefield. You know we were all asking ourselves how well the Cybertruck would technical.

[@Corvious]

Specifically painted green with an M134

[@jackjeffery1536]

It would be dead very quickly without underside armor and charging stations, a bullet magnet sardine tin.

[@ninjabearpress2574]

Even going full-on Rat Patrol can't make a CyberTruck cool.

[@123lodge8]

@@ninjabearpress2574 I think they look amazing… but I would never buy one.

[@J.O.E.B.A.S.S.]

Back in the day, Rat patrol was the shit 😂

[@ninjabearpress2574]

@@123lodge8 Looks like something out of a cheesy sci-fi movie, and I like cheesy sci-fi movies.

[@ninjabearpress2574]

@@J.O.E.B.A.S.S. I was just a cub, so a Jeep with a machine gun flying over a sand dune demanded my undivided attention.

[@J.O.E.B.A.S.S.]

@@ninjabearpress2574 me too.

[@benny6712]

Can’t wait to see this podcast between these two

[@AcuteStressResponse]

Hahahahahah dude I loved the end!! I need money for guns pan-handling. I would watch comedy skits like this all day long!!!

[@patrickdaly3173]

You should run for office! We need people like you

[@TexasNationalist1836]

I didn’t know Brandon Herrera mounted the AK-50 on his cyber truck

[@anonymous.anonymity.]

You don’t have the freedom to do this.

[@TexasNationalist1836]

@@anonymous.anonymity. don’t tell me how to freedom

[@JeepGirl941]

I expected him, Donut and/or Matt to pull up when CN was holding that money for guns sign! 😂

[@cecilgroomed8365]

The vibrations from firing that gun will slowly dismantle that cyber truck bolt by bolt.

[@Aaron.Nicholas.McFarland]

He looks like a Metal Gear Solid boss

[@angrydragon4574]

Bruh, OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't unsee it!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jonathanjacobs8989]

Among all the cookie cutter genome soldier patrols are riding humvees, the one on the cyber truck is definitely Johnny.

[@98f5]

Exactly

[@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky]

If only more people here knew Metal Gear. You legend.

[@angrydragon4574]

@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky It's just too bad that Kojima is a commie.

[@brockshields9336]

The Ultimate Technical (non-standard tactical vehicle - NSTV) ! ! !

[@zillsburyy1]

blame that puppet, not musk

[@VunderGuy]

Yes. The puppet being Zelebsky and all the euro-weenies onboard with this doomed proxy war.

[@XX-166]

He is a puppet

[@leighz1962]

They are the same picture

[@SigmaMan1448]

NPC ah replies

[@jackbassford3576]

It’s OK, I’m sure they blamed Toyota for all the Middle East terrorist’s over the last few decades.

[@nothingtoseaheardammit]

Thats it. Now I HAVE to put the Hawkeye system on the back of my Hummer H1.

[@SwabJockeyJim]

😂😂😂 It stops bullets, not rockets 🚀 😂😂😂 As a Technical, it’s a target 🎯

[@Duke_Romilar_III]

Scumbagtube keeps deleting my reply, "I'd bet a 5.56 NATO would go through both sides of that glorified toaster."

[@StriKe_jk]

It only stops 9mm on the 1.8mm panels and not the windows.

[@jpenna1976]

AK74 against Cybertruck or loaf van, no real difference.

[@DavidZamora-qw2ch]

You did a good job on the acting great job.

[@saucestain9894]

2:30 reminds me of this meme I saw that said "THIS IS WAR! THERE IS NO PISTOL CALIBERS, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!"

[@carlfolcojr.3497]

Salute to you bro

[@miguel6608]

If you didn't think a microwave needed wheels, now we have machine guns on them 😂

[@Mrbfgray]

Get past the surface and find out it's the most advanced production vehicle ever made.

[@anjhindul]

Microwave? You mean fridge?

[@ruststar]

@@Mrbfgraythey are caveman they will never get it

[@Coyote6745]

​@Mrbfgray when it gets a crumple zone and stops breaking down in the middle of the road I'll agree

[@Neowofetch]

@@anjhindul Can you burn to death inside a fridge?

[@anonymustly7818]

That bit at the end of you with the sign was funny.

[@ShelleyFrank-qh5or]

Love your style, it's like a burst of creativity in every video!

[@vicdiaz5180]

He’s been doing this for many years that’s how he got so many followers 👍🏽

[@gg0t]

​@@vicdiaz5180thats a bot dude

[@KeystoneSurvival]

@@gg0t yeah.

[@KeystoneSurvival]

@@vicdiaz5180 it’s a bot.

[@jeremydanes7558]

Love the last part. I also understand that pain

[@dovakeen1179]

Javalin "my time has come."

[@davidblack7184]

Bunker busters! Lol

[@falrus]

It's actually interesting because this vehicle should have significantly smaller heat signature

[@Leitis_Fella]

I say FPV drone

[@JeepGirl941]

Jaga jaga!!!

[@Coyote6745]

​@falrus wouldent the entire underside of the car be a heat signature? Idk how heat signatures work so I'm not sure

[@N-Scale]

YOU ARE THE MAN !!!!

[@spyersecol0013]

It's the warthog from HALO!

[@jasaiahacevedo7689]

Thats what im thinking

[@markbell1089]

😆😆😆

[@steemo1385]

PLEASE DONT STOP keep your content going , end of video is hilarious

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

This is absolutely something you'd see in Russia

[@CentiusX]

Or Florida.

[@angrydragon4574]

​@@CentiusXFlorida? It's not LEGAL to open carry in Florida.

[@anonymous.anonymity.]

Russia obviously has more freedom than the US.

[@bwofficial1776]

@@angrydragon4574 It is if you're hunting, fishing, or a few other limited exceptions. If it weren't for the stainless rusting (which it's not supposed to do), this could be a fishing truck or a hunting truck.

[@angrydragon4574]

@@bwofficial1776 If you think any man who bought a cyber truck will hunt or fish you do NOT understand the world around you. At all. I'm shocked that you can even use the internet.

[@toddday8774]

That is very good i.d. I think I will give that a try, I would like to see how much I can make in a day. 😊 Thanks for the update.

[@gocraiger]

I’m on record that this cyber truck with mounted machine gun is a terrible idea. It most definitely needs camouflage. Way too much reflection. It’s just ridiculous.

[@christopherlamb7386]

I'm waiting for that podcast!!!

[@michaelsotomayor4034]

Doesn't it require a charging station?

[@sjgavenger37]

Not really. Just a diesel generator.

[@daxtertalon4]

That would make it pointless.

[@jackjeffery1536]

Surely the noise would give it away

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

“What you’re seeing is advanced warfare.” -Kadyrov

[@danzen6246]

I'm waiting for demolition ranch to make something like this. I hope he wraps it in matte black too

[@bwofficial1776]

I think either Brandon Herrera or Donut Operator has one.

[@65firered]

I say go for it! What's the worst that can happen............ to us?

[@stillsmokinr1164]

I’m sure Elon has the option of disabling the truck remotely

[@timmooney7528]

Can Tesla tell where a vehicle is via GPS? I would guess it was purchased in another country, then sold second hand to Khadyrov

[@jackjeffery1536]

​@@timmooney7528absolutely 100 percent tracked by GPS at all times and able to be disabled remotely.

[@kenscott9848]

Yes Elon This is definitely something I'd Love to see. Colion is straight up a wonderful representation of this information and a straight up good Dude. Make it happen Colion

[@tommyfoster4601]

It's hard to trust wolves in sheep's clothes. Elon is a no bs guy, but he's in the club.

[@JeepGirl941]

Elon IS the club

[@tommyfoster4601]

@@JeepGirl941 we agree I'm right

[@tommyfoster4601]

Lol jk hon but for sure he is the club and hearing him talk about carbon taxes and such proves his agendas

[@Coyote6745]

"No BS guy" expect when you criticize him, or someone gets more likes on a tweet than him

[@922crappiebbq8]

Keep em coming 🤣 love your comtent.

[@mrairbusa380jr]

The first time I can say a cybertruck is badass.

[@lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527]

Nope. Still geh.

[@RocketPal]

@@lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527 tf is geh

[@Cptn_Charles]

elons reaction is honestly the most honest reaction ive seen on x

[@herbderbler1585]

Colion out there rocking the Cowboy Curtis look.

[@RoadWarrior_John]

That awkward moment when Tesla shut the truck down in the middle of combat, ha ha ha.

[@drivebye2709]

Crossbow would've been cooler, but that's just me. No! a HARPOON! Yeah....a fcking harpoon. Fck yeah!

[@sweetiespoon5150]

Sharks w/ friggin' lazer beams!

[@nickkoyle3599]

That's being left for border security... stop trying to get rid of our Lazer border sharks.

[@CK-jo9im]

I wonder why this is a concern, and news.

[@victoralex6569]

Being a Homeless Veteran for 10yrs if any of you think it's easy it's not. Nobody cares about our situation Now i make 22k weekly. have a home, a wife, a lovely daughter... A child of God. HALLELUJAH

[@victoralex6569]

All thanks to Christina Ann Tucker

[@victoralex6569]

After I raised up to 325k trading with her I bought a new House and a car here in the states 🇺🇸🇺🇸 also paid for my daughter's surgery (Joey). Glory to God.shalom.

[@vanio185]

I do know Christina A.Tucker, I also have even become successful....

[@LeoIsThatYouYesitsme]

Absolutely! I've heard stories of people who started with little to no knowledge but made it out victoriously thanks to Christina Ann Tucker.

[@Matthew1_1z]

I really need assistance How do I reach her???

[@amateurshooter6054]

Thanks Guys

[@johnsmith-js9nv]

Kentucky Ballistics should ‘test’ a cybertruck.

[@snirtman7223]

Whislin Diesel already did that

[@SlimJim3124]

I would love to see Elon on your show. Btw your channels are 🔥 thanks for all you do 👍🏼

[@leo2502]

“Staunch defender of the first amendment”. He’s not though haha😂

[@triviszla1536]

Yup, bans people all the time and censors words just like a free speech absolutist would 🤪

[@sacr3]

Yes, he is. The media went on a campaign to try and discredit him since he purchased Twitter and released the Twitter files, showing that the Democrats have been manipulating and hiding information on Twitter for years to benefit themselves. Media is subsidized by government, so they only support their current government. When mainstream media is attacking elon, you know Elon is doing right. The only thing the guy suppressed was all that lgbtq bullshit "cis" slang. New words made to generalize and categorize people, something over 70% of the population does not support. Including myself, to allow the mentally ill to dictate how we are allowed to think to make themselves feel better is tyranny, Elon is against tyranny so he shut that s*** down. The guy is out to fight for your freedom to call him an a******, whereas the Democrats right now like Gavin Newsom is trying to pass a law to make parody illegal. So that you aren't allowed to make fun of current government officials, which goes against your freedom of speech.

[@Art.753]

Somebody, been playing call of duty to much! Lol😅

[@Gottaculat]

Lol, we do need money for Pew-pew. Did I buy the big ass Stanley tumbler Colion sells, that reads, "Need money for pew-pew" despite it being over priced? Yes. Has it gotten me more tips driving for Uber in red counties? Yessir. Has it generated enough tips to pay for itself? Yup.

[@anonymous.anonymity.]

He got you hook, line and sinker.

[@BrokeWrench]

Now thats an investment plan!

[@SkullAngel002]

4:40 - Colion panhandling with the Soul Glo vibe! 😂😂

[@shirothehero0609]

Ya know, those buildings are gorgeous and looks like a beautiful place.

[@AllAboutSurvival]

The imagery feels like something out of a post-apocalyptic video game, but the real-world implications are way more serious.

[@chiehlilee9224]

Like how many charging stations they need to install on the battlefield?

[@derekwbooker93]

Impressive that this guy was able to load a DSHK on that "truck"

[@chapowiththesticks]

Dude sending a cyber truck to the front lines would be epic tbh nobody would expect it

[@niccosalonga9009]

This looks like something out of a 90s dystopian sci-fi movie.

[@Cascalonginus1]

I love the camo wrap job😊

[@corygetz8484]

Send it, won't last long.

[@matthewames3864]

Walks a Hatchie ?? Just down the street from Meat Church. Dang it your so close to me I had no idea. You probably went past my house on 67 on your way to the Crazy Gun Dealer!!

[@magnusquercu9905]

Elon has the ability to revise his opinions when presented with compelling facts and arguments. Would be a cool low-key conversation to watch!

[@_D4N3]

It’s basically a Warthog, minus the green paint.

[@kennethalbert4653]

Outro was Awesome !!

[@Styxx2018]

Solar-powered Tanks! GENIUS!!!!

[@rbiggs67]

That would be a great podcast!

[@Eric_DJ]

Just throw water at it ..if its not in wash mode it will just become a fancy paper weight

[@DrJaayy679]

Loved the lil skit at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@donflamingo795]

Finally! Cybertechnical is real!

[@lanesaarloos281]

A 30 caliber round into battery pack could trigger catastrophic battery fire.

[@trikstari7687]

"Need money 4 more guns." The struggle is real.

[@joemann3536]

you have to love this warrior general... General Ramzan Kadyrov.

[@joshuathompson7845]

The hat and wig had me fooled lol

[@MIHIFISI1]

Bruh! That Money For Guns sign, needs a t-shirt!!

[@HM2SGT]

*Deceptions, **_ATTACK!_*

[@cinemoriahFPV]

Warlords have been using every type of vehicle imaginable. Big deal.

[@TheIronGabel]

*Toyota sweats profusely*