The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

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Ryan George

Ryan George

Күн бұрын

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@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
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@search..engine
@search..engine 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1
@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1 2 жыл бұрын
hi there hello is it u the adstronaut??
@blaketothe9s
@blaketothe9s 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@CharmingSelfie
@CharmingSelfie 2 жыл бұрын
Sus
@YehoshuaAkalo
@YehoshuaAkalo 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@ClintsReptiles
@ClintsReptiles 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan deserves a shiny thing for this channel I've decided.
@peervermeiren8902
@peervermeiren8902 2 жыл бұрын
and I agree
@lasttarrasque6223
@lasttarrasque6223 2 жыл бұрын
I to, have decided this.
@jellyfish.7421
@jellyfish.7421 2 жыл бұрын
He earned a shiny rectangle KZbin decided.
@lasttarrasque6223
@lasttarrasque6223 2 жыл бұрын
@@jellyfish.7421 He should get more, I decided KZbin should have decided.
@yoavnativ242
@yoavnativ242 2 жыл бұрын
Yes definitely I agree with you I decided
@EricJacobusOfficial
@EricJacobusOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
"All names are made up." This line deserves the Gold Pineapple award.
@92brunod
@92brunod 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, James Gunn should totally get it for writing that line for Thor in Infinity War.
@leonardowijayanto8769
@leonardowijayanto8769 2 жыл бұрын
Stated the TRUTH ..
@ohshootaratmcmuffinstiengh4857
@ohshootaratmcmuffinstiengh4857 2 жыл бұрын
"Gold Pineapple Award" You Mean The Shiny Thing
@Kineticboy2K1
@Kineticboy2K1 2 жыл бұрын
@@JackDManheim It's possible that someone made the joke thousands of years ago. We'll never know.
@sbombfitness
@sbombfitness 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kineticboy2K1 yea exactly, the joke is so easy to come up with
@unclecreepy4185
@unclecreepy4185 2 жыл бұрын
Such a brave stance Todd took. It’s about time that someone had the courage to stand up and say “I’m against those things that everybody hates.”
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 2 жыл бұрын
Celebrities are so brave
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 2 жыл бұрын
@@LuisSierra42 Very brave.
@hereticdude2788
@hereticdude2788 2 жыл бұрын
@@amandapanda5087 And stunning.
@havefuntazarasu5367
@havefuntazarasu5367 2 жыл бұрын
They are so brave they just appear in everyone's weird box at home
@V1489Cygni
@V1489Cygni 2 жыл бұрын
Now, I respect Todd, I think he's a good man but quite frankly I agree with everything he just said
@persianking44
@persianking44 2 жыл бұрын
Billy deserved the shiny thing for his role in The Detective Who's Awful At His Job. That final scene where he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day had me in tears.
@ZSam0420
@ZSam0420 2 жыл бұрын
SPOILERS BRO
@BluePlant
@BluePlant 2 жыл бұрын
@@ZSam0420 mad cuz bad+angry salty kid=Bad angry salty kid+Dads belt this is a joke of course
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy 2 жыл бұрын
Which Billy? That's confusing.
@thegunguy0
@thegunguy0 2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptChrispy Billy!
@Gyropop
@Gyropop 2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptChrispy billy, duh
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 жыл бұрын
"I thought the losers could have some hope right up until the very last second. I thought that might be a fun thing to do." LOL!
@suecli8131
@suecli8131 2 жыл бұрын
Crys in lewandoski
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 2 жыл бұрын
The best joke was near the end of the ad read
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 2 жыл бұрын
lol. I never thought of it that way. That makes the shows even worse. At least at your boring graduation you are guaranteed to get something for your hard work before you leave.
@calebklingerman7902
@calebklingerman7902 Жыл бұрын
“People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided.” What a beautiful sentence.
@different_stuff
@different_stuff 3 ай бұрын
kamala harris wouldn't say it better
@RichardDemsick
@RichardDemsick 2 жыл бұрын
“Our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones” had me laughing hysterically
@jelita_
@jelita_ 2 жыл бұрын
"Blood"
@akanesaotome5924
@akanesaotome5924 2 жыл бұрын
We all know how little boys looks in Ryan verse. I woudn't call them beautiful even if I was the mother.
@gingerpenguin949
@gingerpenguin949 2 жыл бұрын
same as soon as he said it I burst out laughing. I was not expecting it at all
@mborok
@mborok 2 жыл бұрын
It’s genius, and also so obvious, it makes you wonder why nobody has thought of it before.
@gingerpenguin949
@gingerpenguin949 2 жыл бұрын
@@mborok ikr
@Daypark14
@Daypark14 2 жыл бұрын
“Some things in the world are not good, and I think they should be." The most inspirational quote of the year, he should win another shiny thing for that.
@ZuerstJesus
@ZuerstJesus 2 жыл бұрын
What does he mean by that? I am confused...
@Wolfgang_A
@Wolfgang_A 2 жыл бұрын
@@ZuerstJesus Like all the people who get the Oscar, or any other shiny thing, they love to say something like this. About some world problems: There is a world. There is a problem in the world. And we all today should be more attentive to that problem. Thank you mom and dad. Thank you God. Good bye.
@1TW1-m5i
@1TW1-m5i 2 жыл бұрын
So close, yet completely missing " we should do something about that" Which idk if they'd ever say
@ZuerstJesus
@ZuerstJesus 2 жыл бұрын
@@1TW1-m5i @Wolfgang A OK. Thank you for these explanations! Now I understand the sentence: Some things are bad (for example: There are many people dying because of hunger) and I think it should be good (the hunger in the world should stop and people have enough to eat).
@XanderHarris1023
@XanderHarris1023 2 жыл бұрын
We could call it the Noble Shiny Thing (because it was so noble not after some guy named Nobel).
@petitio_principii
@petitio_principii 2 жыл бұрын
I cried a little when Todd mentioned some things in the world are not good. So thrilling to see that someone cares. Probably some people are going to do things about the bad things now, so that they aren't as bad, or even cease to occur at all, if possible. It's a historical moment. He really brought awareness about the bad things. That's the first step.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
And if more people are aware, and some people are probably going to do something about it now, then all of us can relax a little and just let them. I feel better already.
@petitio_principii
@petitio_principii 2 жыл бұрын
@@TitularHeroine it's very relieving. But we can all also do something, like joining Todd in pointing out the bad things, like with tweets with hashtags like #stopthebadthings, #ImwithToddregardingthebadthings. Maybe even change our avatars to fit with the "no more bad things" message. It's really not that hard to do that, and it also makes us feel good, as it kind of feels as if we're helping to solve the bad things somehow. And shows we're good people, who oppose the bad things, that's also something that feels nice.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
@@petitio_principii I Know! Just today I felt so good about it that I felt like it was okay to make a thing worse, because if I felt good about feeling better about two things, who cares if I didn't care about only one thing! The scales are tipping toward a better world!! And all because-- I decided!
@bigshortstop1931
@bigshortstop1931 2 жыл бұрын
@@TitularHeroine and also we can ruin peoples lives if they disagree with us on bad things I decided!
@rowboat10
@rowboat10 2 жыл бұрын
but I mean we can't just forget the 0th step
@daniellepreyar
@daniellepreyar 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan has a clever way of pointing out the ridiculous quirks within society. He deserves a shiny thing! Hands down one of the best channels on KZbin...cracks me up 🤣😂
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 2 жыл бұрын
He has shiny play buttons
@christianskidmore4830
@christianskidmore4830 2 жыл бұрын
You deserve a like I decided.
@thehusketeers4319
@thehusketeers4319 2 жыл бұрын
He deserves a shiny plaque fron the website that he's on
@alexandermarvin9536
@alexandermarvin9536 2 жыл бұрын
He should get a golden pineapple, because why not?
@shawnjones99
@shawnjones99 2 жыл бұрын
That Uber driver should get a shiny thing for 'Best Shortcut That People Weren't Sure Was Going To Work Out But It Actually Did"
@greywolf7577
@greywolf7577 2 жыл бұрын
I just appreciate that the Uber driver stuck around to see him get the award.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
​@@greywolf7577Yes that was very supportive of the Uber Driver. Best SupportingvDriver? Also for best Big Evening Event Music.
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 14 күн бұрын
And for playing music
@bobbyshores
@bobbyshores 2 жыл бұрын
3:21 "Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones" killed me
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 2 жыл бұрын
I'm really surprised the guy with the fancy mustache didn't win, he is obviously the authority.
@biirbio
@biirbio 2 жыл бұрын
I know, right?
@victoriamaybury7532
@victoriamaybury7532 2 жыл бұрын
I think his name was Billy?
@candycover
@candycover 2 жыл бұрын
It was because of racism and sexism that they didn't win.
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 2 жыл бұрын
@@candycover Are you okay over there?
@candycover
@candycover 2 жыл бұрын
@@carolyntalbot947 Yes. that was a joke. I was commenting on stuff like the oscars so white.
@anabelle6312
@anabelle6312 2 жыл бұрын
“All names are made up” he’s got a point 😂
@Unlimited_Powah
@Unlimited_Powah 2 жыл бұрын
I know my Username says otherwise but I've decided my name is "sofa"
@plumeria1985
@plumeria1985 Жыл бұрын
They've got a whole department for it actually
@SillierPutty
@SillierPutty 6 ай бұрын
@@Unlimited_Powah My name is "Eh".
@KingGuy
@KingGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow this is better than going to actual reward events
@Studeb
@Studeb 2 жыл бұрын
He should do reward events next.
@LXW-Arts
@LXW-Arts 2 жыл бұрын
That's why celebrities barely go to award shows
@KingGuy
@KingGuy 2 жыл бұрын
@@LXW-Arts lmao
@trla6505
@trla6505 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for the "there isn't enough food here"
@San-lh8us
@San-lh8us 2 жыл бұрын
of course it is, it doesn't last for 18 hours
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in this world are not good and I think that they should be." He's so right. I like things that are less bad more than things that are worse. I feel inspired to follow my dreams and I think that detective who's really bad at their job would be a thing I'm really good at.
@xxomri1993
@xxomri1993 2 жыл бұрын
if a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live
@christopherlewis1315
@christopherlewis1315 2 жыл бұрын
After reading this, my impression of you is that you would be good at being bad at a lot of things. I mean a LOT of things.
@peterzerfass4609
@peterzerfass4609 2 жыл бұрын
I think we can revolutionize the protest banner industry by just printing this from now on for every occasion.
@1516Spinola6040
@1516Spinola6040 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with you I decided.
@pllpsy665
@pllpsy665 2 жыл бұрын
Things that are less bad in the world are tight.
@rome8180
@rome8180 2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a supercut of all the times characters in the Ryanverse "decide" something.
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 2 жыл бұрын
People wanted to show a person’s professional worth through a shiny thing, they decided.
@JBproductions.
@JBproductions. 2 жыл бұрын
Thats a good one I decided
@sandeepbarua1926
@sandeepbarua1926 2 жыл бұрын
I will like your comment, I decided.
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 2 жыл бұрын
That you can buy off E-Bay for $50.
@trla6505
@trla6505 2 жыл бұрын
And now they can charge more becuse the shiny thing means they are good at their job
@samvsmedia8680
@samvsmedia8680 2 жыл бұрын
"And the 2 ugly ones" It's the little jokes in these that really complete the videos
@Rogue_Sniper
@Rogue_Sniper 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yes
@chrisvid8424
@chrisvid8424 2 жыл бұрын
Actually bust with loud laughter at that
@emuliusv
@emuliusv 2 жыл бұрын
The detective whos bad at his job was really funny too
@Blades_00
@Blades_00 2 жыл бұрын
@@emuliusv all his vids are elite Ryan has a rare sense of humor
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the best joke by not watching the full ad read
@JDSG360
@JDSG360 Жыл бұрын
"So you have an award for me" "Yes sir I do!"
@Can_non69
@Can_non69 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👏
@roketonkun
@roketonkun 7 ай бұрын
wowowowowowowow ... ...wow
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
Best ProducerGuy of a Short Comedy Social Video?
@pangolinsarecool
@pangolinsarecool 2 жыл бұрын
"People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided." Understanding that was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 жыл бұрын
"Finger prince??" LOL! Took me a couple viewings to get that one.
@greywolf7577
@greywolf7577 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I didn't get it when I watched the video.
@FlusteredBushStudios
@FlusteredBushStudios 2 жыл бұрын
Isnt that joke from animaniacs lol
@AndrewHalliwell
@AndrewHalliwell 2 жыл бұрын
@@FlusteredBushStudios from 25 years ago. they got away with a lot back then..
@andrewh8504
@andrewh8504 2 жыл бұрын
Would that be the artist formerly known as Prince?
@npzabov
@npzabov 2 жыл бұрын
@@FlusteredBushStudios Good night, everybody!
@loganroy3381
@loganroy3381 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to Todd, I was thinking for years he deserved an award for all of the great work that he does and he finally got one.
@dresdenwarlock7978
@dresdenwarlock7978 2 жыл бұрын
Words cannot describe how badly I need more of "Detective who's awful at his job". Actually I think that did just fine, more of that please.
@SirDukeThe3rd
@SirDukeThe3rd 2 жыл бұрын
that's a show i can get behind
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 2 жыл бұрын
That could be the next netflix hit
@Slicedude2004
@Slicedude2004 2 жыл бұрын
College Humor's 'Badman' in a nutshell lol
@grantnatalie8439
@grantnatalie8439 2 жыл бұрын
“My favorite show, Detective Who’s Awful At His Job!” “I… I don’t know who did it.” absolutely slayed me
@gloriousgospel8
@gloriousgospel8 2 жыл бұрын
same!!!
@thatkindcoder7510
@thatkindcoder7510 2 жыл бұрын
The only ad you'd want to watch
@gloriousgospel8
@gloriousgospel8 2 жыл бұрын
@@thatkindcoder7510 It even adds to the rewatch value of his videos
@UltromanTheTacoman
@UltromanTheTacoman 2 жыл бұрын
"Fingerprints?! That just seems inappro- Of what country?!" was the one that got me XD
@gloriousgospel8
@gloriousgospel8 2 жыл бұрын
@@UltromanTheTacoman I still didn't get that one tbh
@civroger
@civroger Жыл бұрын
Thankyou to our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones. :D
@Δημήτρης-λ6δ
@Δημήτρης-λ6δ 2 жыл бұрын
I strongly recommend to watch 'Detective who is awful at his job', Todd does an incredible job as the main character. He totaly deserves that award i decided.
@jameslangridge8849
@jameslangridge8849 2 жыл бұрын
I would definitely watch at least six seasons of it before forgetting about it completely.
@fattygamer94
@fattygamer94 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes people mix them up but that's actually Billy. Not Billy, but Billy.
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 2 жыл бұрын
award? What's that for a weird word? You mean like "a ward" like prison? That's seems inappropriate. I feel like a shiny thing would be better.
@Δημήτρης-λ6δ
@Δημήτρης-λ6δ 2 жыл бұрын
@@Shuizid oh yeah, yeah, yeah..my bad.
@jerseycat7380
@jerseycat7380 2 жыл бұрын
I found Todd completely convincing in that role.
@OrCarmi
@OrCarmi 2 жыл бұрын
The way this combines satire and nonsense is flawless. Pure brilliance
@joshuamiller199
@joshuamiller199 2 жыл бұрын
"If i had friends this would be great news" I can't help but feel this one came from the heart
@thecrazedchihuahua
@thecrazedchihuahua 2 жыл бұрын
When you have to clap politely despite your disappointment because it’s a classy event
@rascalcreeper3472
@rascalcreeper3472 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan is the physical embodiment of comedy. His powers include: Unlimited comedic skill, magic creation of sets and costumes, and mitosis.
@sweetfreeze5528
@sweetfreeze5528 2 жыл бұрын
Mitosis😂😂😂
@andyharris3084
@andyharris3084 2 жыл бұрын
He literally lives in a universe where everyone looks the same but no one seems to notice. Does that include the females or do they really reproduce by mitosis in that universe? We need answers I decided!
@stephenkenny9093
@stephenkenny9093 2 жыл бұрын
@@andyharris3084 if we assume all the Ryan George videos occur in the same universe we know there are people who look different. The first couple to get married/divorced collab with Julie nolke proves that, plus the shirts with faces of actors. I can't remember which one but one of the pitch meetings states that scriptwriter guy grew up in a family with 7000 identical siblings so I assume the world is divided into just a few groups of nearly identical people and it's a coincidence that we mostly see Ryan georges.
@andyharris3084
@andyharris3084 2 жыл бұрын
@@stephenkenny9093 that’s assuming the collab and Screen Rant videos are indeed in the same universe.
@stephenkenny9093
@stephenkenny9093 2 жыл бұрын
@@andyharris3084 true. The shirts with actors faces do occur in non-ScreenRant videos though. Off the top of my head in the 'How fruits got their names' video one of the people wears an eric bana t-shirt.
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 жыл бұрын
"Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children -- and our two ugly ones!" LOL!!! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when he said that!
@ashleymufasa
@ashleymufasa 2 жыл бұрын
Right I did not see that coming lol
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the best joke lol. Too impatient
@Phantom-kc9ly
@Phantom-kc9ly 2 жыл бұрын
I was unfortunately...
@salmonellq2981
@salmonellq2981 2 жыл бұрын
you're not used to jokes are ya now
@thegunguy0
@thegunguy0 2 жыл бұрын
what?
@MojoMachin3
@MojoMachin3 2 жыл бұрын
"Detective Who’s Awful At His Job"😆
@filipmazic5486
@filipmazic5486 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan never runs out of ideas and each video is as funny as when I watched him for the first time. Thanks for helping me get through depression man
@jessebaker4245
@jessebaker4245 2 жыл бұрын
We should get a video with all the first guy to… it would be funny
@CharmingSelfie
@CharmingSelfie 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "That name was made up-" Todd: "Well, all names are made up." *I mean he has a point*
@ubbeus
@ubbeus 2 жыл бұрын
I died, I decided.
@jamielondon6436
@jamielondon6436 2 жыл бұрын
Of course he has a point - he's the first guy to come up with names!
@rileyxsko
@rileyxsko 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan channeling Thor for a second.
@turtly4360
@turtly4360 2 жыл бұрын
that line caught me so offguard
@waldoman7
@waldoman7 2 жыл бұрын
No mine was mathematically derived, and has been through extensive peer review.
@porterleete
@porterleete 2 жыл бұрын
My salute to Todd, for winning this very important shiny thing. Such a good receiver of very important shiny things. Such a grateful, happy and brave person.
@KingDeadMan
@KingDeadMan 2 жыл бұрын
"Do we all agree that this shiny thing is valuable?" "No."
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 2 жыл бұрын
"That sounded like most people, congrats on the valuable shiny thing."
@jordansweet8054
@jordansweet8054 2 жыл бұрын
Well okay then
@JackJacksonMMA
@JackJacksonMMA 2 жыл бұрын
That no had me weak
@mkaleborn
@mkaleborn Жыл бұрын
“Well then the rest of this ceremony just got pretty awkward.”
@wesleyoldham4222
@wesleyoldham4222 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping Todd would thank Billy. Not the three you're thinking of, the one who helped Todd become good at the thing he's good at.
@miguelbatista535
@miguelbatista535 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan deserves a shiny little thing. Bravo
@ksb_541
@ksb_541 2 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to see Ryan as a detective who's awful at his job
@beerosaurusrex
@beerosaurusrex 2 жыл бұрын
In the meantime there is this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3a9Y2xomL2eftE
@agentwashingtub9167
@agentwashingtub9167 2 жыл бұрын
I want more of “Detective Who’s Awful At His Job” lol
@thegamesforreal1673
@thegamesforreal1673 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good, and I think that they should be!" I have never heard such brave words. Teared me up!
@aliciamuse
@aliciamuse 2 жыл бұрын
"All names are made up." Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you, Todd. 👏 👏 👏
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Ryan does win an Oscar or something in the future. He's more than earned it.
@TheInvisibleCactusYT
@TheInvisibleCactusYT 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for KZbinrs to be considered to be real celebrity’s
@peervermeiren8902
@peervermeiren8902 2 жыл бұрын
only after "The first man to wrestle a bear".....if you get my meaning
@econojon
@econojon 2 жыл бұрын
A Webby or Streamy at the very least.
@philkarlandted5460
@philkarlandted5460 2 жыл бұрын
I want to see him host.
@dalpz205
@dalpz205 2 жыл бұрын
@@iMisanthrope Wow wow wow.... wow
@mikemcconeghy4658
@mikemcconeghy4658 Жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good and I think they should be." I felt that.
@noahfoley5576
@noahfoley5576 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I'm glad we have Ryan to talk about these events as they really are. I never thought about the real nature of these events, devastating, sad, disappointing, frustrating, and cruel. Thanks Ryan :D
@ruohonleikkaaja
@ruohonleikkaaja 2 жыл бұрын
This series is putting humanity in such a bad light and making us seem petty and stupid
@Deinobi
@Deinobi 2 жыл бұрын
@@ruohonleikkaaja it's just a joke mate. And who's gonna think of us based on these videos? Pretty sure animals can't understand these
@kevincurpheymusic
@kevincurpheymusic 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I fully agree (with the part about Ryan pointing out exactly how trivial and arbitrary many things we accept as "standard normal" truly are) 😆 🤣 lol
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 2 жыл бұрын
They get to go to the big dinner party and the after parties and get consolation party bags full of ludicrously expensive stuff.
@jw8160
@jw8160 2 жыл бұрын
@@Deinobi the alien with the Adstronaut will. 😋
@iTechSavvyOfficial
@iTechSavvyOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
“Why did you invite all of us then?” “I was hoping the losers could have hope until the very last second” 😂😂😂 Ryan how do you think of this stuff
@lyriksalone
@lyriksalone 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bluecollarmenproductions
@bluecollarmenproductions 2 жыл бұрын
He just watched the oscars lol
@jellyfish.7421
@jellyfish.7421 2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of those award assemblies in high school. Did anyone else ever have those?
@TheChocolateChakra
@TheChocolateChakra 2 жыл бұрын
Observing the world.
@WhitneyAvalon
@WhitneyAvalon 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, all names ARE made up. 🤯
@BusinessPlot
@BusinessPlot 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly your comedic style is super refreshing. Its over-observant and satirical but it really dissects our societal norms to help you see them through a different lens. 10/10, comedic genius.
@detingzonen7048
@detingzonen7048 2 жыл бұрын
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@dietotaku
@dietotaku 2 жыл бұрын
I think he should win some kind of shiny thing for it, what do you think?
@babblingbananas
@babblingbananas 2 жыл бұрын
By far one THE best First Guy to Ever..sketches. It was a non stop laugh riot!
@patpowers9210
@patpowers9210 8 ай бұрын
"Thanks to my three beautiful children... and my two ugly ones." --I lost it. Freaking hilarious!
@TheArchangel911
@TheArchangel911 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing from this video is a couple Ricky Gervais-style quips about celebrities.
@Milamberinx
@Milamberinx 2 жыл бұрын
That goes in the video "The first guy who understands how trite it is for an industry to give itself awards yet who has mysteriously been allowed to host an industry award show" it's one of Ryan's longer titles.
@ElJohnerino
@ElJohnerino 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh that's something I'm not gonna touch. Maybe ask a celebrity to touch it for you, I heard some of them like to touch.
@TheArchangel911
@TheArchangel911 2 жыл бұрын
@@ElJohnerino 🤣😂🤣
@LisaBowers
@LisaBowers 2 жыл бұрын
@@ElJohnerino Oh, celebrities touching things is tight!
@fullmetalandtheflame438
@fullmetalandtheflame438 2 жыл бұрын
The political speech and people’s responses to it were perfect “So brave” “That might make a difference maybe.” 😂
@livewireOrourke
@livewireOrourke 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 "I got a slide show of dead people I want to get to." "OMG!" "It's pictures from when they were alive." 😄😄
@david_is_achu
@david_is_achu 2 жыл бұрын
I would honestly love an award show where the losers don’t hide their disappointment 😂
@benzaiten933
@benzaiten933 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's the reason so many are boozed up on those shows, so they can appear being ok not winning.
@Deep_Dish
@Deep_Dish 2 жыл бұрын
Well Kanye does it for things. N Rickey Gervais shows his dissapointment for EVERYONE there!!
@Mr-1rfan
@Mr-1rfan 2 жыл бұрын
Joey tribbiani
@TaurielTheElf
@TaurielTheElf 2 жыл бұрын
The word "decided" is the most powerful word in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe, I decided.
@martythemartian99
@martythemartian99 2 жыл бұрын
This should be compulsory viewing during every Oscar's, Grammy's and Golden Globes ceremony.
@Moran_.
@Moran_. 2 жыл бұрын
Watching ryan over 4 years, dont regret a second of it.
@Javier.M.
@Javier.M. 2 жыл бұрын
Which one
@willvgo2950
@willvgo2950 2 жыл бұрын
@@Javier.M. yes
@GTCCards
@GTCCards 2 жыл бұрын
“People who decided decide this kind of thing I decided” 😂😂💀
@SavageBeluga
@SavageBeluga 2 жыл бұрын
“Some things are not good, and they should be” beautiful and inspiring
@FrumiousBandersnatch42
@FrumiousBandersnatch42 2 жыл бұрын
"All names are made up" Once again, Ryan is brilliantly right and wrong at the same time.
@keelanelder2946
@keelanelder2946 2 жыл бұрын
I fail to see how he's wrong
@taylorjade6918
@taylorjade6918 2 жыл бұрын
How is he wrong?
@superflyslay9740
@superflyslay9740 2 жыл бұрын
@@keelanelder2946 cause nowadays almost all names are copies of other names
@loganroman5306
@loganroman5306 2 жыл бұрын
But some names are recently made up.
@keelanelder2946
@keelanelder2946 2 жыл бұрын
They're still made up names one way or another
@nonegog5
@nonegog5 2 жыл бұрын
There's not a single channel on KZbin that makes me as happy as Ryan's. Thank you so much, Ryan! Some things are not good in this world but you make it better I decided.
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
He makes it almost as good as a shiny thing that they all agreed may or may not have value.
@nonegog5
@nonegog5 2 жыл бұрын
@@TitularHeroine For him, all these things are super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 2 жыл бұрын
Ozzyman channel, try it
@titussturgeon5453
@titussturgeon5453 2 жыл бұрын
This video has drastically changed how my day was going. It wasn't doing so good, but now it's worse in a good way. Thanks, man.
@isaks3243
@isaks3243 2 жыл бұрын
I actually won an award recently for being the best coach in my home town during 2021. did not get a shiny thing but I got a diploma and the equivalent of $1100 which is nice. I am also now known in my home town as a very good coach and people actually know that I won and walk up to me to say hi and congratulate me on winning the award even now a month after winning. but standing on the podium and having to answer questions on the fly with almost 1000 people watching the live stream was a bit nervous to say the least.
@Chris951021
@Chris951021 2 жыл бұрын
But you did it! You persevered. You're now more qualified than a few of the politicians running for president in my country.
@isaks3243
@isaks3243 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chris951021 haha, that's sad. cause me running a country would most probably not be a good idea... i'm nothing more than a certified pipe welder. and on my spare time do I coach kids for free in mountainbiking just because I think it is super fun, both super fun to ride and super fun to see the happiness in the kids faces as they progress. I have been coaching for 5 years now and have only been compensated for some of my expenses over the years but the vast majority of expenses have I covered myself. the money I got here has gotten it back to a slight proffit and winning made me even more happy and looking even more forward for the weather to get good enough and for the trails to dry up so I can go back to coaching again. =)
@billvigus3719
@billvigus3719 2 жыл бұрын
Being someone who's name is Jarfny I'm glad we're finally getting the representation we deserve
@TitularHeroine
@TitularHeroine 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@robbietheweirdo
@robbietheweirdo Жыл бұрын
here's a shiny thing for you too jarfny 🏆
@Ringcaat
@Ringcaat Жыл бұрын
I can see from your username you're actually just another Billy in disguise.
@wolfgang4534
@wolfgang4534 2 жыл бұрын
Detective who's terrible at his job needs a series of his own. I laughed so hard, Ryan is a genius
@Galvamel
@Galvamel 2 жыл бұрын
Just putting this out there, "Detective whose awful at his job" would be a fantastic new series. You could run down Detective/TV Tropes.
@harshsandesara9886
@harshsandesara9886 2 жыл бұрын
Watch The Pink Panther movies
@garrykanter5773
@garrykanter5773 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan and George are so good at so many things, we overlook how they are the Masters of Disguises.
@Velhoall
@Velhoall 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, what disguises? And don't you thing the other guys in the video deserve some words, too?
@bendyboy7179
@bendyboy7179 Жыл бұрын
This is like the only shiny thing that would be worth alot of money because its the first one!
@TheDeglutenizer
@TheDeglutenizer 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan George is the only youtube entertainer where when he says "stick around to the end of the video for more about [sponsor]," I stick around because the ad is also hilarious.
@JaredMeadows
@JaredMeadows 2 жыл бұрын
THIS! ^
@generalZee
@generalZee 2 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly close to what happened in the first Oscars where a good chunk of the attendees weren't convinced it was a good idea at all.
@starmaxt6622
@starmaxt6622 2 жыл бұрын
You need to do a full sketch of "detective that is awful at it's job"
@jamesmoriarty4439
@jamesmoriarty4439 2 жыл бұрын
I also have an award for you, funny bearded person making these videos! Thank you for always being able to make me (and others, presumably) smile, even in the darkest of times.
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 2 жыл бұрын
I had to stop suspending disbelief when Billy 3 didnt win. Did you even SEE how commanding and powerful his mustache was? More realism please, Ryan.
@Hudson_HDJames
@Hudson_HDJames 2 жыл бұрын
0:25 I love that golden pineapple. I gotta find out where he got that. 😆
@thomasschroeder5981
@thomasschroeder5981 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be" - Todd
@drivel_mc2142
@drivel_mc2142 2 жыл бұрын
"People who I decided decide this kinda thing I decided" no way he didnt mess that up like 10 times
@RGC_animation
@RGC_animation 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't, I decided.
@SummerSwan50
@SummerSwan50 2 жыл бұрын
I was pleased to find out that there are Ryan George gifs on Twitter! Maybe Facebook, too, but I didn't look there yet.
@BarryHWhite
@BarryHWhite 2 жыл бұрын
3:15 You're welcome Todd. Im so glad and not disappointed ,sad or mad to have been part of the journey that got You to the shiny thing. Don't tell Ryan.
@Ultra_Blader
@Ultra_Blader 2 жыл бұрын
…well this is a strange coincidence.
@BarryHWhite
@BarryHWhite 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ultra_Blader yeah yeah, yeah!.
@jennifere.pergola598
@jennifere.pergola598 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with a lot of the commenters here: Ryan should get lots of shiny things for all the entertainment he gives the world. Also: was that an "Animaniacs" reference at the end? :-)
@jennifere.pergola598
@jennifere.pergola598 2 жыл бұрын
@@hendrikscheepers4144 :-)
@soundscape26
@soundscape26 2 жыл бұрын
Agree yes... he's the best and most consistent comedian on KZbin imho.
@chrisleneil
@chrisleneil 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, you’re a person of culture, I see! 🧐 ✨ (I used Animaniacs to woo my wife)
@jasongrape4920
@jasongrape4920 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get the Animaniacs reference, can someone explain please?
@brutusthecat6044
@brutusthecat6044 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasongrape4920 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6nQcnZvhtpsZpo They had a very similar joke in the 90's
@prunabluepepper
@prunabluepepper 2 жыл бұрын
I never before watched the Oscar's. I'm just a bit confused, i had expected more people to attend. Loved to see such great public events on YT! 👍🤩
@rainwalkerstudios3388
@rainwalkerstudios3388 2 жыл бұрын
The "and our two ugly ones" caught me so off guard and I think I may die from asphyxiation due to my body's reaction to the top tier comedy.
@donovanchase6086
@donovanchase6086 2 жыл бұрын
"Who decides it?" "People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided." Brilliant!
@Unfunny_VR
@Unfunny_VR 2 жыл бұрын
“Thank you to are three beautiful children and our two ugly ones.” This had me dying! I mean I know it was acting, but you said it so casually! 🤣🤣🤣😆😆
@GTCCards
@GTCCards 2 жыл бұрын
One of the only channel I have turned on notifications for and it is so worth it! 💯
@malte1984
@malte1984 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be!" This is actualy pretty spot on...
@alexandergraham8092
@alexandergraham8092 2 жыл бұрын
I just like the videos before I even watch them at this point. He deserves it!
@domoredujordan
@domoredujordan 2 жыл бұрын
"There ya go, polite clapping but under the surface we can see that you're in pain." lmao
@Censeo
@Censeo 2 жыл бұрын
So many different kinds of things we value. Awards, sentimental, food and shelter stuff (most valuable) and also money. Money is really peculiar because it is only valuable as long as we collectively agree that it's valuable
@Ookami20
@Ookami20 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix or Hulu needs to give us “Detective Who’s Awful at his Job” starring Ryan George
@thorv1k
@thorv1k 2 жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good, and I think that they should be" -Ghandi probably
@shadowbat2095
@shadowbat2095 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Billy or Billy didn’t win the award, their mustaches were the best ones there.
@catlover2223
@catlover2223 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! You totally missed Billy! He was definitely the most dapper!
@brianeskin
@brianeskin 2 жыл бұрын
"There's also gonna be a nominee who slaps a rock on the stage I've decided"
@boyankovachev7982
@boyankovachev7982 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that Ryan gets 3.5k views in 3 minutes. He deserves it. He deserves even more. One love ❤️
@joegee2815
@joegee2815 2 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much exactly what most people think of award ceremonies. I haven't willingly watched an award show ever in my life. But have seen quite a few which gives everyone an idea how much control over my life I actually don't have.
@JayPPlayz
@JayPPlayz Жыл бұрын
"Some things in the world are not good, and I think they should be." That deserves a shiny thing.
@Soldulo
@Soldulo 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Todd won the shiny object, he looked so scared during the announcement idk if he could handle losing.
@jbreguet
@jbreguet 2 жыл бұрын
“Thank you to my wife, my three beautiful children, and the two ugly ones” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@themystifier4328
@themystifier4328 2 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Breguet it took me a minute to realize what your profile picture was
@jaredb6934
@jaredb6934 2 жыл бұрын
I'm thankful for my 3 beautiful children and my 2 ugly ones. Haha
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