Sabotaging Across the Obelisk

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[@Valefisk]

I SWEAR NONE OF THIS WAS ON PURPOSE well, some of it was... If you want the same exeperience, make sure to check out Across the Obelisk and the new DLC Sands of Ulminin at play.paradoxinteractive.com/Valefisk

[@First-to-last]

That's what they all say

[@teaflavouredcoffee83]

balls

[@deathblock1025]

Lies

[@styngerr]

exeperience

[@iainoftheizzetleague9850]

When's Campaign For North Africa coming out?

[@Polish_Pierogi516]

It’s been a year Vale. The people demand the return of the Annual Joe Mongoose Grand Prix.

[@goatcat2737]

*It is time*

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

GRAND PRIX 2023!

[@gmtom19]

Joe mongoose but in Halo infinite?

[@connor1734]

Grand Prix!!

[@jackryan8588]

Grand Prix!

[@ambiguousamphibian]

MVP was honestly your pizza

[@glowingfox704]

I loved that great British accent at 3:29

[@_snowylil]

Most Valuable Pizza

[@Skelatox]

AA, you're amazing, but I'm so sad that you missed the opportunity for 'Uber Beats'.

[@_thegermanpizza_5591]

Someone bought me? Finally!

[@Vwerlg]

AA tsundere arc

[@HazzorPlaysGames]

I had a great time crying in AA's shower. Which it turns out is just a small room with no roof since he lives in Florida.

[@Valefisk]

SO TRUE

[@michelsolon2937]

I'll take that over living in Brazil...

[@proventusavenicci3211]

Why is Hazzor the only one without a youtube checkmark thingy

[@zanewolf2509]

@@proventusavenicci3211probably because he has the least subs. I’d think that 100k would be enough… apparently not 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@ariesdemiurge]

Weepin' in the Rain

[@PotatoMcWhiskey]

Glad I could be a part of this run :)

[@katapow99]

I wouldn't be, truly the masochist is strong in you

[@donpollo3154]

@@katapow99 he's a civ player so it's understandable

[@velnz5475]

Its a casual stroll by the looks of it. Hope we see you in the next Valefisk tor- I mean challenge

[@alexbramley]

For the next Crypt, you should make a maze where the sections out of the player's vision change every few minutes to gaslight the player into thinking the maze is far bigger than it really is. Also, there should be sections where the player gets seamlessly teleported onto other floors so they get confused when they're on a different floor without going up any stairs.

[@StillConfusing]

hell just put the entirety of antichamber in there

[@cjmatthews4246]

WoW had that with the "endless halls" maze. It's a genuinely stressful experience and I would 100% recommend it for a torture game.

[@user-fg2qd7lt8u]

@@StillConfusing And the Legend of Grimrock which has a path where you need to move in a certain way or you get almost seamlessly teleported back to start

[@JamesIronhawk]

You act as if wizardry 1-4 don't exist. Are you saying vale should make an old wizardry game? Seamless teleportation is THE og way to make games 'fun'.

[@cgkase6210]

Vale makes the Navidson Hallway from House of Leaves as Crypt 2

[@rowandoggo]

Vale? Sabatoging anything? My stars, I wouldnt dream of such an honorable, wholesome, adult-coded offline individual such as Mister Valefisk™ committing such a heinous act.

[@velnz5475]

this message is lobbied by Los Pollos Hermanos game company, not affiliated with the Novel Pond Super PAC

[@Deadbeatcow]

villain-coded

[@richardnixonpog9925]

Sponsoring Vale was their first mistake

[@timothymclean]

Hey, it worked out well for Paradox. None of _them_ had to play with Vale!

[@sugoistalin7809]

No no, they knew what they were doing.

[@schroedingersband]

And their last.

[@toast_the_bread]

Babe, wake up; there's a new Valefisk video

[@vandliszt]

How’d you get in my house? .... don’t call me babe!

[@robertpaulson5095]

I am going to call the police. Get out now. And put down the meatloaf.

[@reidarkollstrm5218]

I love meatloaf! Please stay!

[@psychoottsel4291]

I'm up

[@cescimes]

literally

[@glueguzzler9548]

Vale can play the most random ass game that I've never heard of in my entire life, don't care about, never would care about, and I still click instantly. I just know some pure unadulterated shenanigans are gonna go down with him and I love it every time

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

Honestly tho, read the title and thought to myself “I’ve got no clue what that is, but it’ll probably be miserable”

[@lukaskubik4698]

Vale turned a vampire into a librarian and a shield into a WMD. In a single playthrough.

[@MrLego3160]

Vale didn't do the second one.

[@lukaskubik4698]

He took a substantial part in creating a nuke, Oppenheimer also didn't do it all alone.@@MrLego3160

[@timothymclean]

21:45: Everyone was _just_ right enough to make the places where they were wrong hurt even more. The dedication Vale has for turning every single video into a torture session for _someone_ never fails to astonish me.

[@francegamer]

It's a minor thing, but the reason flying things would be more hurt by electric is because if your legs lock up, you fall on your face, but if your wings lock up you have a much longer way to fall.

[@arandomcommenter412]

Yes, but birds are much lighter and can survive hundreds of meters, so falling like 20 or so wouldn’t do much.

[@francegamer]

​@@arandomcommenter412 It would do enough extra to call it a weakness. It makes more sense than flying being strong against grass for some reason.

[@oskarpiskorek9945]

​@@francegameryou can fly above Grass

[@dropfish3109]

@@francegamer why have i never thought about flying>grass making no sense. it makes sense that grass doesn't do much to flying, but why does flying to more to grass?????

[@francegamer]

@@dropfish3109 I mean, does it make sense that flying is weak damaging grass? You can fly over water, and you can fly over fire. The entire point of flying is that you ignore all terrain. Anyways, my point is mostly just that they only required a fairly mild real world association to make a type interaction.

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

I'm fairly confident that last shield bash did enough damage to that swamp elemental to destroy the concept of swamps in the realm.

[@Pho7on]

Maaan, BUFFEROVERFLOW elementals are so busted

[@ulysses9488]

3:45 As an Irish person, Potato is right, he is the entirety of Ireland

[@TheChronova]

which part of potato are you?

[@LordIsrafel]

Is that why there was such a drastic decline of the population when he left?

[@JmonsterNEO]

That poor swamp elemental was completely atomized by that shield charge

[@GameLeaderR]

"So sad that you're now banking at BofA" "What's a bank?" "Bofa deez Nuts." *Swamp Elemental gets disintegrated*

[@Stoneforge1501]

"The metaphysical manifestation of a nation " sounds like a bad ass metal album.

[@hedgehog3180]

You're just reinventing national romanticism at this point.

[@Ozzystrayroo]

Vale being a goblinmonkey no matter what company he is with, is accurate to the lore and provides an immersive experience.

[@R2debo_]

Oh boy, another banger to watch while I eat lunch. Always love these Vale!

[@Kt4nk]

Been binging AmbiguousAmphibian recently for comfort. Immediately upon starting this video I am immediately overjoyed.

[@LepidoliteMica]

Only thing that would make it better is if the other psycho frog were involved.

[@thewindyboy2009]

@@LepidoliteMica martincitopants?

[@irithylldragon]

vale has discovered the magic of sharing with others, and has come to bring pain and suffering to new hands like Meridia's Beacon

[@lukaskubik4698]

Oh no, now they are sponsoring him to do this, he is unstoppable now.

[@opiumskittles]

the "pokemon bootleg" is telefang, they're great! you can level your monsters up by giving them guns

[@Woodland_Adventures]

I love how the video inda just decendes into "Book book book book book", "frostbolt frostbolt frostbolt", or "misplay misplay misplay" every so often.

[@Greendogblue]

I love that by the end of it most of the party was cheering for the misplays

[@noahjester8471]

I feel like Vale is the personification of every troll DM in DND

[@StardustCorvid]

I think that swamp elemental legitimately got annihilated. RIP Swamp Elemental, you might be missed

[@Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer]

I saw the title, i saw Valefisk. My day's great now

[@KalleKantola]

18:52 Uber Uber Eats Uber Beats A service for everything you could need

[@nwnecrowl]

Love the collab, thanks vale Patiently waiting for joe mongoose part 2 the mongoosening

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

"After vale sabotaged our entire run" *checks timestamp*

[@ColdOsburn]

I think they should make a special achievement for people who makes the shield that high up

[@helldivenews]

that poor swamp monster... He got hit with the equivalent of a thermonuclear bomb.

[@captainH023]

"The metaphysical manifestation of a nation". I see none of them knew about Hetalia lol

[@cowforceseven7328]

I'd like to remind everyone that Vale played League of Legends much more recently than season 3 and it seems like he just did it for fun because he never made a video out of it.

[@TheHetzer-xy9lb]

Paradox should really fix their game. Limiting defence to 170,000,000 is just bad game design.

[@patrickdix772]

Come on Vale, your brain is far smoother than a bowling ball.

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

More like plexiglass, or a really smooth pebble

[@ladywaffle2210]

I think this may be the first time I've ever immediately recognized every single other KZbinr in a crossover-esque video

[@josephschultz3301]

I love how you're actively sabotaging the run and your team is backing your efforts and laughing about it xD You might be a total millstone, Vale, but at least they were cool with your endless love of books.

[@devilbowser253]

Vale, as someone who loves loading things with cheese, you have revolutionized pizza for me, i never thought to put more cheese on it before.

[@LepidoliteMica]

"What's red and smells like blue paint?" *loud sniff* "Me." Criminally underappreciated joke.

[@Eis_]

2 videos in one week? Did Vale drink something fantastic or just a coincidence?

[@jaidenkoch3487]

We sure this is valefisk?🤣

[@eli1000fer]

@@jaidenkoch3487 FR this is a mobile game wtf

[@pspenguin6045]

With 3000 hours in LOL I can imagine how you can withstand the torture you put your friends through.

[@thetrexgaming901]

That last bit was basically watching soviet scientists developing the Tsar Bomba and instead of lowering its output, they kept making it stronger and saying no when they asked themselves "should we stop?" until they ran out of materials, then tested it on a sentient oak sapling.

[@dimarichmain]

You've managed to hold a torture session out of a completely arbitrary game. Bravo.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

I've just watched Hazers video. Let's now see how Vale will torture everyone. Edit: Aha, so THAT's why the ring. And many other things as well.

[@BlueDavrial]

Shield bash should have a visual effect that scales with how much damage is done, that way insane amounts make an appropriately insane effect

[@GigasGMX]

So, now that you’ve playing Paradox games again… Quiz Show! Quiz Show!

[@rainbowzebra361]

Never thought I'd see the day where Vale's sabotage would be (mostly) not on purpose

[@oscaranderson5719]

now I can’t help but suspect Valefisk has only ever done this on accident and the youtube channel is just a cover for the fact he’s just that chaotic.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*When Vale said "Solo queuing",* *I accidentally interpreted that as "So Low IQ'ing"...* *Hey, can you blame me?*

[@tehpyrotechnic]

Something about hearing “j u d g e?!? J U D G E?!?!?” Was too good

[@iNotAnHacker]

You may think these are the plays of a blind infant with no fingers suffering from dementia, but in reality it’s an adult man trying his best.

[@rustyrockon]

7:46 Why wasn't the archaeologist ever thankful? Because he always had a bone to pick. Best I could come up with @valefisk

[@Mamorufumio]

Always a fan of a paradox interactive sponsor, shows that my favorite Swedish company loves their fans

[@blazeultimo]

No they don't they just want new cows to milk.

[@Mamorufumio]

@@blazeultimo i'd only say that if their games were bad, but paradox games are really good

[@citcoin-official2681]

​@Mamorufumio Victora 3.

[@blazeultimo]

Doesn't matter how good the games are.@@Mamorufumio Paying $300 dollars for all the content they cut out and decided to sell later is stupid.

[@hirocheeto7795]

@@Mamorufumio Only after you've dumped the hundreds of dollars for the content they should've had since the start. We have to pay money for the ability to *develop provinces* in EU4. Ludicrous.

[@BierBart12]

I love the energy of this group. They synergize so hilariously

[@noahgilling3241]

I got the noti from vale and hazor at the same time did not expect this crossover

[@mercaius]

why wasn't the archaeologist ever thankful? because he wouldn't stop digging up the past

[@ChildNightmare]

You split every individual atom of that swamp elemental

[@ThatWelshGuy.]

TWO VALEFISK VIDEOS IN A WEEK? I MUST BE DREAMING

[@theelltrain8985]

The fact that you all uploaded this at the same time is way more funny to me than it should be

[@patrickmcneilly4293]

Oh boy! A new video! Thank you Mr Fisk for blessing us with your content.

[@xdarin_]

17:46 Bro put all of his points into Speech, god damn

[@mihael64]

2 valefisk videos within 1 week? It must be my lucky day!

[@marchm20000]

Usually you would have a evil and and angel on your shoulders. Vale has a devil and a devil on his shoulders XD

[@ParadoxAAA]

That poor swamp dweller got his own personal private viewing of Oppenheimer in 5D

[@Volvith]

This is the equivalent of swatting a moderately sized fly with an Orbitally Launched High-Yield Thermo-Nuclear Cluster Missile. Yes, the fly is gone. _So is a quarter of the ozone layer._

[@Abysalss]

Wow you and ambiguous amphibian, never thought I’d see this collab

[@Bary_McCokner]

I'm allergic to electricity. I start convulsing and get pains at the point of contact. I must be an avian creature.

[@azzorwrath7686]

Everyone in a Valefisk video plays a “sad”

[@L--D]

The complete anticlimax at the end turns this whole video into a Shaggy Dog joke.

[@iain-duncan]

Very clever of the game to reset the turn when it can't figure out what to do next instead of simply crashing out. Really intelligent game design

[@atomicwinter31]

AMBIGUOUS AMPHIBIAN IS HERE?!? NO WAY!!!!

[@schaffs2]

A funny part of the Pokemon Uber bit is that competitive Pokemon tournaments and stuff have an "Ubers tier" for the strongest Pokemon

[@brynhildrbunny]

the archeologist joke hurt me i was hoping it would be "because he always had a bone to pick"

[@killingtimeitself]

AA and vale is a powerful combination, we need more.

[@greenwarrior33]

18:17 I heard this and instantly was transported back to like a decade old JonTron video where he talks about this exact bootleg. My mind is full of useless information

[@randomperson4198]

from sabotaging to memeing shield is just the best transition and vale development arc

[@TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep]

Every second is JUDGE and it’s like an alarm clock hitting me in the face every time AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@MemeAnt]

You’re spoiling us with the uploads right now

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

That one swamp monster is naught but atomic dust. I appreciate that you didn't even do it to a boss or anything, just some lowlife normal encounter.

[@Robin-ph1ss]

I might me seething and copeing for genloss references/quotes that aren't actually there 10:31

[@punnyperson4663]

Ah yes the multi day long single session game, very great way to definitely *not* be found in multiple pieces after sabotaging it

[@jakeking974]

>Hazzor >Functional brain I mean, yeah, but really, no. Hazzor's brain is what I would refer to as an "evolutionary maladaptation"

[@stevecooper6578]

37:55 The Swamp elemental was erased from all timelines

[@kaboodlethefirst]

The judge ruling is that you are completely allowed to misplay, no rules have been broken. Whether they play with you again is up to them

[@Spacemansid98]

8:10 AA having a certified Jerma moment

[@dard1515]

I loved playing CivRev on my DS because at the end I could watch a timeline of the borders throughout history and it felt like watching historical borders shifting around over time. Loved that so much

[@258thHiGuy]

28:43 I was fucking crying laughing when i found out that bank of america's actual twitter account uses bofa as the acronym

[@kirbomatic1573]

"put on your VR goggles, we'll go look at Ireland"

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

so Ive learned that even when he's playing normally Vale just passively ruins his friends' attempts to win incredible lmao

[@airforce4224]

37:52 Not only was he killed, I think the entire swamp and his species has been wiped out.

[@oxybe]

It's ancestors felt the hit.

[@jordansunlight4765]

most closely resembles a Bowling Ball

[@FrostyWheats]

This crossover is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@abadhaiku]

To explain the block thing: 1. I'm guessing it's stored in an Integer which can only store up to ~2.17 billion, and the rollback is because it doesn't check if it goes over that number 2. The freeze every time I'm guessing is because something related to block is added 1 at a time, so adding 1 million takes a second instead of just adding the two numbers together directly.

[@reidond]

the shield number reset was by buffer overflow, 170508826^2 is more than max int32 number which is 2 billions, the product of that calculation would store in int64

[@pegasus_2137]

Thanks for the video Vale. I just want to say that I really enjoy your content. That's it. I love watching your videos.

[@krait5645]

Im proud to announce that I’m too a civilization : revolution enjoyer

[@americangamer1632]

I can't believe I got two Vale videos in one week, best day ever

[@dariogutierrez6716]

Amphibian and Valefisk, my favorite schizos

[@deleijon3415]

your brain isn't a bowling ball, it's a magic ball