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edited by Jacob Skoda
00:00:00 Intro
00:01:33 Dan Gonzalez (Father)
00:02:48 Air BnB Shenanigans
00:06:04 The Best Parenting Advice
00:10:36 lottery
00:18:14 Fraud, Gary V
00:19:45 VidCon
00:22:52 1(800)-GRANDMA
00:25:36 Ruthkanda
00:27:34 RIP Liz
00:29:46 Marathon
00:33:56 Itchy Feet
00:37:23 The Ultimate Survival Show
00:42:06 Food is Fuel, Donut is Bae
00:45:10 GameBoyz
00:50:33 It's okay to be bad at things
01:03:43 Danny's Dad Name

[@rebelsleighter]

went from rating dads in the subreddit to actually being a dad

[@NumberN3rd]

He better have good cable management

[@rebelsleighter]

@@NumberN3rd HAHA real

[@froggy5748]

I give him a 10/10

[@rebelsleighter]

@@froggy5748 nah hes an 11/10

[@theflabbergasterer8340]

@@rebelsleighter 9.12/10, gotta take off points for the time he threw an infant into a tree multiple times

[@FranknKitty]

glad to know that danny is sticking to that virgin to life thing despite being a father

[@viztiz316]

virgin for life despite the wife

[@Grace-px5ck]

Virgins 4 lives, despite the wives!

[@Starkid_hanners]

Joseph coded

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

​@@Starkid_hannersit took me a second but this was funny as hell

[@Starkid_hanners]

@@timeforlaurynsopinion5138 critical thinking paid off 💅🏻

[@roguestowl2280]

I’m absolutely throwing a podcast themed party where the boys and I get together to talk about our feelings into fake microphones.

[@moonriverinc7896]

whoever's holding the mic has to talk about their feelings to the circle and then pass it to a person of their choosing

[@adrenalineactivate]

​@@moonriverinc7896your gonna see how the friend group just decide to never pass to that one person and just pass among each other as a joke 😂 Yeah they'll definitely not gonna lend me the mic just cause I'm gonna be the one who want to talk the most

[@CreativeC13]

Honestly would be a fun theme

[@nah4437]

@@moonriverinc7896 whoever doesn’t have the mic has to use a soundboard to help with the narration

[@seroquelchamber]

you mean group therapy

[@aaronodriscoll1239]

i love danny’s habit of waiting to be on podcasts to tell crazy stories

[@glowvxn]

somehow this one topped the tragedy of the spider

[@mollyk3768]

⁠@@glowvxnnothing can top the tragedy of the spider

[@uhronnie]

​@@mollyk3768amen

[@clariphone.8434]

I swear Danny is on every channel I go to

[@lq0204]

i love how all commentary youtubers have the same sarcastic and clueless humor so when they get together it’s just chaos

[@mollysockmonkey]

omg exactly. their ability to always commit to a bit automatically is so funny

[@lq0204]

@@mollysockmonkey literally

[@syra1541]

​@@mollysockmonkeyfrrr

[@_JustJoe]

Fr

[@harper8842]

the mental image of kurtis and jenna at the end of dannys bed grinning and giggling hysterically while tickling his feet with feathers is gonna keep me up at night

[@clariphone.8434]

This was horrifying to imagine actually

[@lolcandyyy]

💀 😦🤯 y

[@LinhNguyen-ui8rq]

So nice to see sad boyz welcoming small creators and even local fathers onto the podcast. ☺️Much love to that man’s growing family❤️

[@Jpeg.g]

Ik this was a joke but out of curiosity danny is 47 times larger than sad boyz lol

[@Avery_0nline]

he's actually pretty funny! He should start his own KZbin channel

[@link12click]

@@Jpeg.gnuh uh

[@donaldfromtiktok6424]

@@Jpeg.gwas that a question?

[@_JustJoe]

​@@donaldfromtiktok6424 I think they used the wrong phrasing, they're saying "if anyone is curious" lol

[@Jules.69]

How fast danny changes the subject once his Speedrun comes up makes so much sense now 😭😭😭😭

[@dislexicdicktionary]

LMFAOOOOO

[@bump0005]

Love Jordan sagely nodding while Jarvis explains how the lottery works in the US as if it doesn’t work exactly like that in the UK too 😭

[@badger6882]

Lmao

[@_Chelli_]

Danny’s really sounding like me right before my autism diagnosis, lol. “Does anyone else script social interactions?” “I’m not really expressive with my face.” “I find it difficult to direct conversations.”

[@evilmikuplushie4603]

hahaha right? me too.

[@soupmix211]

I do that too

[@haniyaa5117]

As an autistic? I second this

[@Metalsonicmaster2000]

Huh... I've not been diagnosed with autism but after reading this, maybe I should be

[@FIRING_BLIND]

These are also sometimes ADHD symptoms. Like needing a script Iirc he has mentioned having an ADHD diagnosis? Don't quote me on that

[@rue353]

danny always has the craziest stories, he's the perfect podcast guest

[@howwhat3928]

He’s collecting the lore before he becomes a dad

[@mp5enthusiast]

Podcast?

[@rue353]

@@mp5enthusiast this is a podcast

[@mp5enthusiast]

@@rue353 thought this was just a couple of bros hanging out?

[@rue353]

@@mp5enthusiast just bros being dudes

[@hms21793]

Danny having itchy feet at Kurtis and and Jenna’s house and making sure everyone knows is so funny to me

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

What 💀💀💀

[@spacegay6030]

@@Lazy_.Lavender They said in the video that Danny kept telling people his feet were itchy, his need to let everyone in his proximity know this fact is funny

[@hms21793]

Jordan: I’m gonna give your kids menthol cigarettes Jarvis, unphased: okay.🙄

[@cooldude37373]

I read your comment

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

@@cooldude37373wow

[@teasecondaccount]

Jarvis doesn’t care as long as the child doesn’t take his precious breast milk

[@elizabethb4168]

​@@teasecondaccountI understood that reference

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@teasecondaccount for one beautiful second I was almost able to forget 🥲

[@jillianyourdreams]

jordan holds the mic with such grace

[@EclipseINF]

ofc he does he's a brit

[@Nomaoregoodnames]

Danny casually lying through his teeth about speed running minecraft 😂

[@annafoglesong1419]

The sad boys did not react well enough to Danny’s lottery story. That was so bananas and they hardly batted an eye

[@bigoof234]

it must have been them 🤨

[@minni_sung9437]

SEVENTY TWO TIMES

[@N0T_MY_N4M3]

the thought of Kurtis scurrying away after doing something mischievous is the funniest thing. also, congrats Danny! your gonna make such a good father to a brand new Greg

[@mx.menacing]

Oh god it would be so funny if they named their kid Greg.

[@N0T_MY_N4M3]

@@mx.menacing ikr! i commented on one of his videos saying that if it’s a boy: Greg if it’s a girl: Gregi (from him episode series)

[@spacegay6030]

Kurtist is just a little mischievious rat boy doing mischievious things

[@N0T_MY_N4M3]

@@spacegay6030 indeed. you’ve seen his baddie snap videos. he’s a menace /j

[@evanorodd.]

As an autistic adult, I can totally relate to the experience that is always being conscious of how you are "acting" in conversations and what I should be "doing better." It can be pretty fucking exhausting. Thankfully I feel like I'm learning to relax into socializing as an adult by realizing that the first thing that comes to my mind when I'm talking to somebody is probably what I should say!

[@JhericFury]

I had the same thing, but I spent a large amount of time learning to "translate" my brain into normal conversation, coming up with methods and stock questions. I think your way might be better, because now when I get tired or focused on something there is a noticeable change in how I communicate which can be confusing. Ain't brains fun?

[@josefinarivia]

I always did the same due to my generalized anxiety disorder, I was incredibly aware of what I was doing and it was very exhausting after I learned how to manage my anxiety it's gotten better, but I still sometimes catch myself being hyper aware of how I'm acting.

[@camille1324]

Yeah esp what Jarvis was saying I was like… l’autismo??👀

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@camille1324He has ADHD so similar enough lol

[@alexisb3829]

Same

[@amelia-dd6vz]

bro the same people that ghosted danny when buying his house did it to my friend!!!! danny was telling this story and i was like … this story sounds very familiar lol. my friend was telling me a couple weeks ago about how she was trying to sell her house (also chicagoland) and she got an offer for all cash, they did all the paperwork, and then they ghosted her right before buying it!!! that is so crazy!

[@soupeater]

thats so sketchy omg

[@zoeb3573]

What do they gain out of doing this? Info on the house? Info on the seller? It was cash so no bank information...

[@amelia-dd6vz]

@@zoeb3573 idk that’s the thing! danny sait it was for the thrill but i just think they’re weird people

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

that's so weird and sinister omg I would be so spooked. Like to what end??? That's so much effort?? What a gross thing to do to someone, moving is so stressful and getting that far into the process just to have it fall through is so draining. What kick do you get from doing that to someone.

[@eq4742]

Sad Boyz? More like Dad Boyz

[@taenimin]

Woah

[@interstellardesolation]

dan

[@hannerikruger7216]

Sad Dadz

[@skraphashobbies]

the chemistry between the 3 is amazing!! You can tell they’re really good friends!

[@sporkspork8446]

my favorite thing that happens every single episode with guests is when they start like piling jokes on top of eachother and jordan always says a kindof strange joke that is really funny and it's like kindof awkward and then the joke is over. jordan always gets the last word and it is so funny to me

[@zanakate7319]

s2g it’s just bc he’s always the funniest n no one knows how to top it

[@sourdough6653]

Jordan is on another level

[@victoriamarie2929]

Is Danny maybe allergic to something they use to clean the floors? Since it's just the feet. Also even if the detergent is neutral, doesn't men You can't be allergic. I've found plenty of gentle detergents that I've ended up being allergic to.

[@StormSought]

That was my thought, it's the mop liquid, or the carpet cleaner

[@josefinarivia]

yea it could be also contact dermatitis, not necessarily allergy related. I have that and you get eczema similar rashes or hives after being in contact with substances that irritate your skin. I have it against most skincare products and heavy detergents. Also, especially "gentle" ones cuz I have found I get dermatitis against fatty alcohols such as cetearyl, which commonly is known as a gentle ingredient.

[@britneyricciardelli264]

The amount of things Danny has had an allergic reaction to I think he’s allergic to everything

[@taylifts]

Sometimes the water in different states can irritate my skin after I shower so maybe it's that Canadian water lol

[@justloadalready8839]

I was even thinking it could be a texture thing about their floors, or his running/moving making his blood pool or sit oddly in his feet during his time relaxing when he stays over somewhere, but if it happens only while there, idk. Odd textures for sensory stuff would be my initial guess

[@evanitii]

'daddy gonzalez' gives a whole new meaning now

[@cherryhaes]

I checked and "grandma" is the only word that can be made from that phone number. definitely a gilf hotline

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

As a fellow ADHD Jarvis talking about his experience with friendship is so true, I will not consider someone a friend until they directly tell me we are friends. Also yes, trying not to talk too much so you get full of things you want to say and you're trying not to forget them realize you're not paying attention

[@gggthsb]

I have a handwritten 'contract' signed by most of my friends stating that we are actually friends because one evening we all got drunk and I revealed to them that I don't consider someone a friend without them telling me because my default mode is thinking that people don't like me 😅 so they wrote and signed that for me while I was in the bathroom 😊 I laminated it and cherish it to this day ❤

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

@@gggthsb that is so precious oh my god

[@sunken_lilies]

you just made me realize i don’t know how many friends i have 💀💀 i feel like for me each person i’m close with is just. them. and not a friend

[@isbammoi3358]

@@sunken_lilies This is so real, me too

[@juju-kn6rx]

that last part always happens to me during therapy 💀💀💀

[@gracie.elexis]

Not even joking but I’m like 90% sure that the people Danny is talking about with the house thing did the same to my family because it’s literally the exact scenario

[@realnepetaleijon]

Same here! 😳

[@allee2042]

i think he was talking about gerald bossolono

[@kater4210]

every liz truss joke jordan made going completely unnoticed somehow makes them even funnier

[@lindabcarpentersings]

Knowing the context behind the Minecraft Speedruning is so funny now jdjdjd

[@PossiblyAlena]

DANNY DIDN'T MENTION THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT ALONE!! It's kind of in the name, but these people are ***fully*** alone. They film themselves, there is no camera crew. You don't just see the physical trials of surviving in the wilderness, you see them coping with complete isolation from all human interaction. It is such a fascinating and wildly discomforting thing to watch. The immense psychological challenges they have to face are what sets this show apart imo.

[@jessmtnz]

FAVORITE SHOW EVER for this exact reason!

[@bm8793]

I love alone so much! Currently in season 5 the redemption season!

[@dee8722]

Yes! Been watching Alone for years. It's such an awesome show! It's so interesting how people adapt to being alone for so long. The stuff people are able to accomplish while out there with such limited tools is always amazing. Recently saw there's now an Aussie version as well (I'm from Australia) haven't gotten around to watching it yet but I was so excited to hear about it.

[@PvtPuplovski]

Hey Danny, you can stay Danny as long as you want. My dads birth name is Danny (not Dan or Daniel) and just hit 50. It works in the Midwest when everyone says it nasally like “Deahnie” anyways. Congrats on fatherhood!

[@hsmorg3640]

Your body getting use to the foods you eat is definitely a thing. That's why a lot of dieticians recommended easing off of your usual diet into a better one, because your body will hate you if you just dramatically change your diet one day

[@MarkelleRayneeSheree]

This is so real. In college my body got so used to McDonald's and easy Mac and just cheap food in general and when I got a job and started having money and started cooking healthy food all of a sudden I was sick every day for like a month. It was like eating vegetables would make me sick but I coukd throw down a mcdouble and be fine. Definitely don't quit bad food cold turkey

[@shanareilly6649]

This

[@crstph]

last weekend i met my friend’s grandpa who goes by “Tarzan” to his grandkids bc he didn’t want to be gramps 💀 he’s so silly tho it fits, and kids will just accept it lmao

[@josefinarivia]

lmaooo sounds like a fun inside joke

[@CreativeC13]

@@josefinarivia that's adorable

[@naia1362]

That’s so cute😭

[@sunnytheo]

I relate SO much to what Jarvis was saying about learning things in private to make it look like you were never bad at the thing! It’s taken me years and lots of unpacking in therapy but I’m finally where I can be bad at something in front of people and it’s not too big of a deal. We love growth!

[@art-is-awen8842]

ngl knowing people do that(it had never occurred to me) actually makes me feel a LOT better that I'm not immediately good at things

[@gggthsb]

Yeah I feel that too 😅

[@spacegay6030]

I still struggle with this! The main reason I've never properly learned to play the guitar is because I hate that I don't sound good yet and it makes me flustered when I have to sit with a teacher and fail at something I did practice over and over at home... (not to mention being afraid to ever let my mother hear me play because of trauma of not being good enough lmao but that's another story).

[@laurenimhof2602]

Fun fact! the first marathon from Ancient Greece was originally 25 miles and it was ran as such until much later in Britain. The royals wanted everyone to pass by them, but in order to do that the loop had to be extended to 26.2 miles! and for some reason it stuck so now its official 26.2 :)

[@noahsan92]

put a seatbelt on all the toilets in your house so when your kid uses the bathroom at school for the first time they'll be confused

[@EclipseINF]

can't EVER bring them to a public bathroom till then

[@OminousOpossum]

I really appreciate that Danny is still so passionate about cable management

[@christinesmith1827]

He's entering his dad phase! Gotta get that cable management right

[@marykatecraig4283]

I'm sure y'all don't read these, but just in case... babies actually aren't born with the startle reflex! You're not supposed to put them down with blankets or pillows or stuffies for a several several months for the same reason. We also got a breathable crib mattress but the first couple months - with all the awake and asleep and feeding - one of those bedside bassinets (we got a Halo the swiveled and everything) was an absolute lifesaver

[@anemicVeins]

Please, the unintentional Sonic the Hedgehog reference with "MARIA" is so funny

[@guitarsolo.]

so happy to see drew back!!!

[@iblame_nargles]

“youhaveseenthisbefore”

[@poopysnoopy1323]

can’t believe drew is going to be pregnant

[@Perepeteia]

I just hope the "You're dad wrong" in the first few seconds was an intended pun, and not me looking for puns in everything again 🙃 also having a new ep to listen to during an evening sketching session feels great

[@brooksbrocc]

Watching this after danny admitted he didn't actually speed run minecraft is so funny

[@VeederRoot]

had to search by new to find this comment 😂

[@CommunalPissRug]

Danny's allergic to Canada

[@caitlinweiss8801]

He's actually a dad now! Congrats to him and Laura

[@langleymneely]

Omg, I used to tell my 4yr old niece to go pee for me before we went places too! I did it as a joke at first but then it actually worked as a gamified way of getting her to pee when she really needed to. It’s crazy how that works.

[@squidthing]

I wonder if its related to the fact that little kids think you can't see them if they cover their own eyes.

[@langleymneely]

@@squidthing I can totally see that rationale going through a young toddler’s mind. Lol

[@FIRING_BLIND]

My parents did that with me

[@KingOfGaymes]

Telling her to go pee *for you* sounds so off

[@langleymneely]

@@KingOfGaymes I know right?

[@herb_rolls3929]

baby cpr! if you're having a baby take a first aid course!

[@aafloofy]

I love Jorvas, Jardan and Janny!!!

[@ReeseGilbert-sc8ei]

i love that everyone danny knows has his exact humor of bringing back jokes that were just said 💀 its so cute

[@biancacolmenares620]

The gaming issue is also ADHD related. Looked it up recently because I like games, but my husband is so much better that is hard to have fun and not feel bad about myself. I also have bad hand eye coordination and am very bad at strategy and seeing ahead when I’m anxious. Which is funny because I’m good at pattern recognition, but not in that case.

[@EclipseINF]

what kind of games? bcuz if you just like games in general, you could play some single player games

[@josefinarivia]

when I first started gaming I thought I was bad too. extremely poor at shooting games etc. but you need to remember other people have essentially trained to get better at games and figure things out. You just need to let yourself find games you find fun and get better at them! Let yourself fail and make mistakes as well.

[@biancacolmenares620]

@@josefinarivia Yep, many people started young and I just wasn’t drawn to it. But it’s the letting yourself fail that I’m really bad at 😱😆

[@gr33ngirlsea]

I'm great at pattern recognition too, so I love doing games like Apples to Apples and Cards Against Humanity, because I notice what each person typically chooses!

[@iluvy0umore]

they filmed the first 2 seasons of that survival show on the island i live on! it’s wild seeing them do intense survival stuff and then 3 hours away from that im making iced lattes at the mall

[@TinyGhosty]

I am not super into podcasts but this is the one podcast I will watch every day it is posted. Great guests and great conversations! Always has me laughing the entire time.

[@karkador]

i like this one and kurtis'. theyre like long bonus videos

[@dad.b.y]

sometimes i forget youtubers are real grown ass adults and can have a family 💀 congrats danny

[@jacobf2833]

Hearing Danny talk about the "Minecraft Speedrun" after watching his new video and not knowing anything about it UNTIL the video, it hits different lol. 47:15 for anyone who watched his vid and wants a shortcut to that part.

[@ominouslightning]

About the lottery, my brother bought a smaller $10 lottery ticket a few months ago and won $50 and then bought three more for $30 and then won $80, and it was just a loop that kept going for a little while. He ended up stopping bc he was like "I'm gonna just happily take this money before I lose it all or sum." But yeah, it's definitely possible to just keep making your money back and buying more tickets and still ending up in the positive lol.

[@matthewdekker6064]

It's possible for some period of time, but I think statistically it's impossible to do it indefinitely without eventually just losing and having to re-start with more money. Otherwise, more people would be doing that. I think the best way to play would be to join a large pool (like a big company pool) where everyone buys a few tickets and then splits the winnings- though even then, you'd want to do that with a smaller lottery, not like the Mega Millions, because even with like 100 people, your chances of winning anything significant are still miniscule. It'd be better to do it in something like a company raffle where there's a few thousand tickets - get like 50 coworkers to buy a ticket or 2 and then split the winnings (or maybe the actual winner gets significantly more, and everyone else makes a small profit).

[@ominouslightning]

@@matthewdekker6064 Not impossible, just VERY highly improbable. But also, to clarify, my brother kept ending up in the positive because he never used ALL the winnings on more lotto tickets. Like I said, he bought one and won $50, then spent $30 of that and won $80, and so on and so forth. He kept ending up with more money because he was smart about it and saved some each time in case he lost. But still, you're right that he likely wouldn't have gone on forever like that.

[@aritry]

Can't wait for the day Diggy Gorgonzola's son starts looking older than him

[@CarnivalChimera]

Being a more extroverted autistic person is a wild experience bc i love people and being around my friends but i struggle with specific social cues. and then sometimes i just have no idea what someone's going through and i just infodump about my favorite birds bc i liked their vibe and i either upset them or become friends very quickly

[@ehrmanehrmann7115]

Itchy feet can be a sign of an allergy to something else in the environment. You could even be allergic to a tree outside their house or a type of plant they have in their yard even though you didn't touch it. The pollen can still effect you.

[@lanceelliott2504]

Cannot overstate how important it is to hear yall talk frankly about normal human things

[@kells4315]

I'm a medium new parent (I have a 2 year old), and get so excited when creators I love are starting that journey! I hope it goes wonderfully for you!

[@HonorOfGrey]

the talk of struggling in social situations, scripting conversations and putting on an act of being who you wish you were but its draining, really reminds me of myself, learning that i am autistic and the process of unmasking

[@plushbats]

i’ve been going through the same thing and it’s been a lot. wishing you all the best!

[@bethwilkins9506]

I didn't know they were at vidcon and at first thought they were wearing matching friendship bracelets.

[@blvengrey]

as a nd person (audhd+bpd), i relate to everything u guys were saying toward the end abt social situations (esp abt the masking, scripting, n flat affect), n i appreciate how honest+open u guys were abt it ♡

[@sydneyharp1989]

This feels rude to say to a stranger but a lot of ASD is misdiagnosised as bpd especially as women (I don't know if you identify as that) the overlap between that and adhd is worth looking into ok sorry bye

[@blvengrey]

@@sydneyharp1989 yeah ik lol i did extensive research for over a year before pursuing a diagnosis, n was diagnosed w both asd + bpd in the same evaluation /nm i feel all my diagnoses are accurate, so even tho ik its common for ppl afab to be misdiagnosed, i dont believe thats my case /gen ♡

[@RTdances]

nothing more dad than sitting in a patio chair

[@lozenger8]

I have generalised anxiety disorder and I constantly write out mental scripts for conversations, especially on the phone. I also analyse past conversations and think about what I should have done and said differently. I have always been shy but I love performing and I regularly make my co-workers laugh. People never understand how I love public speaking and suck so bad in small group or one on one situations.

[@josefinarivia]

Dudeee I resonate with this so much! I have generalized anxiety disorder too and I'm great at public speaking and I always do mental scripts as well for conversations. Socialising can be so exhausting though, especially before I learned how to handle my anxiety I "acted" or "performed" and it was very tiring. Still can be, but I'm not as hyper aware of what I'm doing or saying. I do though think back after social interactions and think "I should've said that and why did I do that" 🥲

[@apparentlyasun]

That's literally also me as someone who social and generalized anxiety who loves talking to people and preforming. I want to be in social situations and interact with people so badly but I get intimidated and feel like i have to repeat my interactions over and over again to get there

[@mcwjes]

Love the idea of avoiding consequences by triggering the landlord's flashback sequence!

[@rh8884]

"Visiting Maria" gives the person a flashback to that old ass "Baby Landlord" video with Will Ferrell and the little girl, lmao

[@mahmoudm9541]

The screaming in the background after Danny says "The queen?" at 28:14 freaked me out lmao

[@LilyKateCrochet]

oh my gosh I felt so heard in that social anxiety talk, I literally thought it was just me. Thanks guys

[@karen-ii2ge]

Danny's talking around Minecraft speed running is extra funny in light of the recent revelations

[@inanimateinsanecandle]

28:13 somebody let out the most ungodly scream after danny said "the queen" and honestly same

[@osjos2822]

Danny gonzalez sounds like a silly goofy guy and Dan Gonzalez sounds like a 60 year old veteran who works as a land surveyor in Missouri

[@no1legobatmanfan]

“visiting Maria” shouldnt have made me laugh SO HARD

[@Alyssa_M513]

Omg my SO and I stayed in an airbnb that was literally student housing in Cleveland. Not campus owned but definitely student housing and not supposed to be used as an airbnb. We didn't have any other options because there was a citywide event going on and hotels were like $300+/night. So we stayed but it was weird AF.

[@moonriverinc7896]

Jarvis hahaha I can't stop laughing you're not Danny Gonzalez thats the other fellow

[@heartsforbrenda]

Im so glad someone else noticed hahaha!

[@emilbirkebk8820]

Jordan finally fixed his posture! edit: nvm...

[@hannerikruger7216]

Hilarious

[@ashtea96]

Idk how but this podcast suddenly made it click why jarvis is my favorite youtuber. Hearing him talk about his perfectionism in a roundabout way made me realize he has like the exact same personality and way of thinking as me. It's true with his mental health and dating worries and even just general health issues too but hearing him describe how he used to practice things in private so he could show up with some proficiency made it click that he's just another version of me. How narcissistic of me lmao

[@adrenalineactivate]

I'd love to watch a podcast where they secretly gaslight the guest and keep changing the subject out of context to make the guest sound absolutely insane 😂

[@jessicawilson8240]

Look I’m just stuck on Jordan’s line of “I’m gonna give your kids menthol cigarettes”

[@nathanparker7390]

Danny sounds like he would enjoy turn based games a lot more than games that require real time actions.

[@carpincho146]

my dad, Daniel, graduated from Danny to Dan when I was born too!

[@abigail3617]

watching this after the minecraft speed run video came out is so funny

[@RaineStorminTTV]

DANNY!!! Experts think SIDS might happen because some babies brains are not able to trigger if the baby isnt gettting enough air. SO, some babies cant just turn over if their brain wont wake them up. Scientist still don't know why SIDS happens, the fact that she found that mattress is awesome! high stress relief

[@glorifiedwaffleiron]

25:35 Jordan knew about the wage gap for YEARS and NEVER did anything?!?!!!?

[@listerjne]

jordan i frickin love you dude. just really pog that youre here. keep it up 💪

[@JordanAdika]

ty ❤

[@thisisbadpoetry]

"you should make a video about how we both strike it rich and win the lottery" i love this podcast w my whole heart

[@sickgurl138]

SEAHORSE STYLE has me dying we need a shirt that has a seahorse with Danny's head

[@AntheanCeilliers]

@49:33 I would say against this point -- as a film professor -- that you actually DO spend hundreds of hours learning how to watch movies and TV. It's just that most people don't realize they're practicing a skill. It takes a long time for your brain to recognize what an edit in a TV show means, what a close-up is, what a time skip is, etc. It's just that we are all insanely skilled at this because of how much media we watch. Learning how to interpret a movie is a separate skill, but learning just the language of film and media is actually complex.

[@AntheanCeilliers]

If you could watch a film that had entirely different rules of editing and time, it would be insanely confusing and take you out of interpretation mode too. (Sorry to reply to myself I'm just a media nerd)

[@FrogCreature]

Probably no one will see this but the police officer is called Gerald Bossolono.

[@mollysockmonkey]

52:35 is really giving gifted kid burn out, so relatable

[@kingkooki7761]

i looked up the story of the police officer, if it is the one that i found his bail got raised from 750,000 to 2,000,000. so there's a chance they did win the lottery and that "family emergency" was them not being able to afford the house anymore.

[@sthurin]

oh if so, that makes the case even more interesting and hopefully there's some justice. i could only find a 2009 news article that reported the 250k bail and 2 million lottery money so i assume it's the same guy

[@ceonixx2924]

Oh no the regular sad boyz background I’ve grown accustomed too has changed! There goes my attachment to this mortal coil

[@RayceYams]

The conversation about learning/strategizing how to talk and learning how to come out of your shell was really validating thank you

[@KarinaHunter]

Someone please get the message to Danny that babies Do NOT have 'an instinct' to avoid smothering themselves. He doesn't seem to understand the breath-through mattresses are probably to help reduce the risk of SIDS.

[@rileyoverose8620]

I’m assuming that’s why they bought a breathe through mattress in the first place…

[@shinniex]

Babies, or just humans, do have an instinct to avoid suffocation. It’s been widely studied that babies who die from SIDS have a biological abnormality in the brain that tells them to breathe. Parents that buy these mattresses are probably doing it for precaution purposes. But SIDS is extremely rare and hardly happens to babies that are normal and healthy.

[@minni_sung9437]

Hes a smart man and likely has a doctor to help him. I dont think he needs to get any messages past that

[@themoviedealers]

There are no other full words that correspond to 800-GRANDMA.

[@sassyscorpio5537]

About the breathable crib mattress! I'm thinking, if it's porous and breathable, it is probably hard to clean in case of spills and accidents, or otherwise humidity. So make sure to inspect for molding now and then!

[@cigarete-smoke]

I looked it up, and those numbers literally only correlate to Grandma. That was 100% a gilf hot line

[@anngelcore]

possible itchy feet reasons: dry ass feet, allergy to floor cleaners or pets, or kurtis be doing something to them feeties

[@MovieJustin]

Jordan is so smart and aesthetically pleasing ❤

[@-_Noah_-_]

I think we should start calling Danny papa

[@malinicorrea9379]

Ok to be fair the tweet shown on screen is NOT from the original poster, its a person copy pasting that tweet for fun

[@ActuallyAceIThink]

Nice to see Drew on this podcast again, especially since it’s in person!