Bret Weinstein’s Galaxy Brain Expands Beyond Safe Levels

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[@bengreen171]

Somewhere in Madagascar, there's an old lady who tells the tale of some strange foreigner who once tried to steal her cat, and only left when she waved a frying pan at her and her husband.

[@dawnsmith9596]

🤣

[@rdnax5775562]

🤣😂🤣😂 thats probably the correct version!

[@Stoic_grimace]

This is exactly what I thought

[@MrSirlulzalot]

😂 good one.

[@1020kerry]

😂😂😂

[@puffball4484]

Oh no immigrants being dumped into the interior of the country as though that's not the entire history of this country.

[@sacrificezone]

“If they don’t want them there they’d have every right to deny new immigrants.” “But they do want them there.” “But you can imagine how it’d be if they didn’t!”

[@pano3607]

“Immigrants are being dumped into the interior of the Fatherland errr… I mean…”

[@spacedoutcowboy5211]

It's cause they're black

[@craigmusa2254]

​@@pano3607sounds like Hitler 😅

[@FischerNilsA]

Immigrants "being dumped in" (I´d say "searching for a better life", folks got agency and reasons to come) pretty much IS the entire history of this country. Everybody but the natives has very recently had migrants in their family history, and the whole idea of the country is of this new, unburdened project for people from everywhere. But if you prefer talking about people being dumped in against their agency? That is a topic deserving discussion.... only that wasnt too recently.

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

Haïti might be thousands of miles away from Madagascar, and Haitians might be descendants from slaves captured overwhelmingly in west Africa, on the other side of the continent. But let's face it, both of their populations are very very black, and that's the only criteria Heather needs to draw her conclusions that they must all be the same. 🙄

[@attaxiaffxi7033]

I surmise that incident in Madagascar where someone clearly chased her off their property for appearing to groom their cat might have been the primary prejudicial catalyst. The cat was black too which didn’t help matters (this was before they overcooked it).

[@paulstewart6293]

Cats are not indigenous to Madagascar.

[@guillaumelagueyte1019]

Lol it's pretty obvious. The fact that they're island nations (in a very loose sense for Haiti) may also have played a role, but let's keep it real, that's the main thing she had in mind. Scary and shocking black people culture.

[@trippingthelight]

um, excuse me, it's Hatia. that's why they're called Haitian, duh /s

[@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965]

the "traps abound" is just lazy click bait journalism, it's capitalism. capitalism incentivizes this kind of crap TMZ outrage marketing.

[@dr2926]

ASMR racism

[@elisawhitman8526]

I casually scrolled past your comment, then had to go back to hit the like button as it suddenly dawned on me how funny it was. It was like… delayed humor. It took a second.

[@travisrlel2]

Underrated comment

[@billybeer55555]

Exactly! I was wondering why they were whispering...is there someone in the next room they're hiding their racism from?

[@KnutFan]

Worlds colliding!

[@kmlund42]

Ha ha ha, That one was funny.

[@Boneworm852]

Madagascar is an island. Haiti is an island. Coincidence???

[@ComradeCatpurrnicus]

*x-files music plays*

[@RogerWeese]

This couple is bananas. Bananas are grown in both Madagascar and Haiti. Coincidence? I think not.

[@thomasrussell4674]

Surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water.

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

English people eat strange stuff too. We're on to something, definitely.

[@Osyris666]

Continents are massive islands! Mind blown lol

[@TenthCrane2788]

Bret and Heather going grocery shopping must be intense. Standing in the store, analyzing how they are being "trapped" into buying bananas.

[@johnprentice1527]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ninjalectualx]

Pointing out how "grocery stores trick you by making you walk through the fresh produce first" then refusing to look at anything fresh

[@michaelwhite5455]

That’s fucking hilarious. Try sitting behind them at a fuckkng movie theatre. Lol lol.

[@tyronnemoss]

😂😂😂

Good one

[@Mogorman87]

Bret is the epitome of the if I just talk slowly and calmly I’ll sound smart kinda guys. We all know who the rest are.

[@tmcd5049]

I don't.

[@Mogorman87]

@@tmcd5049 except you then.

[@tmcd5049]

@@Mogorman87 gonna spill the beans, then?

[@tari8134]

@@tmcd5049 Sam Harris

[@mcemeric4976]

Lex Fridman

[@garethmaccoll4374]

Meanwhile somewhere in Madagascar, some Malagasy woman is remembering when some white lady tried to eat her cat and she had to chase her away with a frying pan

[@fearlessherojg]

The way Heather "whisper speaks" is unbearable.

[@brentwalker8596]

Yeah, I had a hard time watching.

[@MikesOnAPlane-bv7is]

It’s like the delicious dish NPR SNL skits from back in the day

[@bsqwahlE]

So weird!

[@greatwhitesufi]

I find it kinda hilarious

[@ahahaha3505]

They're so theatrical.

[@toddtetrick2414]

Bret is like a schizophrenic who thinks every crazy thought he has is being broadcast through his fillings by the CIA.

[@pietzsche]

I'm agnostic about that.

[@al4nmcintyre]

Plot twist: those CIA transmissions are being received by his pre-alpha Neuralink implant, not his fillings.

[@Sebastian-ld4qg]

True Fact, CIA all over the place ^^

[@Jay-yr9oi]

Just pointing out, they both literally acknowledge they know nothing about this story. Yet, instead of waiting and maybe doing a little research, they feel the need to comment on it and amplify it and offer opinions of what it represents

[@21972012145525]

They literally do this all the time. They say that throughout their entire podcast

[@WhiskerDooz]

Anything for those sweet, sweet views! AdSense and nonsense

[@sotrain515]

that's the rightwing commentator secret sauce. read article headlines, listen to soundbites, take everything out of context. anytime you're called out just play your trump card: "well i don't have all the facts in front of me, but --" and then go back to whatever it was you were saying already

[@Jay-yr9oi]

“Maybe this is a trap.” Yeah, you’re so close, and then you fumble on the goal line. Yeah, it’s a trap. It’s white nationalists dangling their shiny keys in front of rubes like you knowing you’ll spread it for them with the “assuming it’s true” qualifier. Never “just ask questions.” Just asking question should very much be discouraged. Ask questions and then see if they have an answer. That’s what actual skepticism is.

[@mpemberton7760]

@@sotrain515 "We know the election probably wasn't rigged, but we're going to continue pushing that narrative and questioning election integrity, anyway."

[@arnoldcox9128]

Tim Walz needs an award for exposing how weird these people are

[@craigmusa2254]

Dude she comparing Haitians to citizens of Madagascar is wildly racist 😅

[@feralhomunculus]

Who cares where people eat meats that _we_ consider "inappropriate"? I'm a vegetarian and a dog trainer who dedicated my life to the well-being of dogs and cats. When I go to countries where they eat dogs, I don't think the people who do that are any less than people who eat pigs or octopus. Meat is meat. Who gives us the right to make moral distinctions?

[@ninjalectualx]

Our reasoning ability gives us the right to judge

[@trippingthelight]

​​@@ninjalectualx there's a whole country, one of the largest and most populous, in fact, that would consider those eating cow meat to be savages. so unless you think your reasoning and judgement is _better_ than an entire ethnicity/nation... well, there's a word for that.

[@ArDeeMee]

It’s really all about the animals‘ living conditions. You put them into tiny boxes with low-grade food? Deprived of space to move and sunlight? THEN Imma judge the heck out of you. We eat less meat in this house. We try to buy meats that had a better life. This doesn’t always work out perfectly, naturally, but it’s a start.

[@tomsweder7459]

​@@trippingthelightbut those beef abstainers have too much melanin to matter to these folks.

[@ninjalectualx]

@tripping please research what an opinion is. You may be surprised to learn that opinions are not facts

[@HalcyonAndroid]

im putting it around a 2% chance that madagascar anecdote actually happened.

[@georgesears934]

I give it 4%, just because I could plausibly believe that a local would enjoy screwing with some gormless tourist by doing something completely ridiculous and acting like it's totally normal in her neck of the woods, just to see the look on the tourists' face and tell all her friends and family about her prank and laugh at this clueless idiot. It might've even been her family'e cat, if the cat had zero reaction to a human sprinting towards it waving a big clobbering thing and sat there patiently while the humans had a conversation. Because it musta sat there, otherwise there'd be no cat to cook in the first place. You can't eat something you can't find.

[@johnmilhem5660]

closer to 0.02% I'd say

[@darkhorse381]

“Speaking of black people, I’ve been to a black cat-eating country so who knows if these blacks do it too”

[@media4frens]

and frankly, if it did happen, it would ultimately reflect very well upon the Madagascan woman. she saw an animal commonly enjoyed as food and immediately offered it to the white devil in a generous act. imagine a hillbilly tackling a wild pig and offering to cook it up for you-- that would be an uncommonly generous thing to do for a stranger, even if we didn't want the animal killed for our benefit

[@21972012145525]

​@@georgesears934 she wasn't a normal tourist. She's a evolutionary biologist and went to do research

[@foxinsocks7531]

“He asked me to marry him and now he just talks to me on camera about dumb shit. Traps abound”

[@brentwalker8596]

Who wears the pants ?

[@foxinsocks7531]

@@brentwalker8596 pants are a trap.

[@mldb13]

​@@foxinsocks7531😂😂😂

[@6trillionmiles]

I have to admit I fell for the fake tension in their marriage. I sent a thirst trap to heather. Now I look like an idiot. Traps abound

[@tmcd5049]

First trap, you mean? Or am I falling into your carefully designed trap by suggesting that?

[@polydex108]

Sneaking into her DMs.

[@6trillionmiles]

@@tmcd5049 got you!! Or what… oh no. My god. Touché. Your trap was brilliant

[@dawnsmith9596]

LOL!!!

[@dawnsmith9596]

@@tmcd5049 😆

[@craigbradford4850]

Neither of them know anything about this, he said he’s agnostic and she stated she was unaware until she heard about it on the debate. Yet, their ignorance of the subject doesn’t stop them from running their mouths about the topic.

[@ethanaskey7285]

Because they're worthless soulless shills who can't just go on their platform made for them to speak their view and actually speak their real views. If they said we don't know anything about this it'd come off like a bad look for them in their far right lunatic audience. It's pathetic really.

[@Naveen-tx8be]

I LIVE for the occasional laughter in the background. It’s my favorite MR staple 😁

[@user-ye1go6hw9r]

...and it was extra good in this episode: contagious, real tears-in-eyes belly laughs. ❤

[@ninjalectualx]

That's how I choose leftist talk shows: which ones have the most laughter

[@tari8134]

I miss Michael. He had the best background laugh.

[@Junebug89]

I miss when Michael was one of those :(

[@Epicfountain10]

:She was walking down a dirt road and some woman run out with frying pan and wanted to cook her some random cat: did I hear that right?

[@thecollector6746]

Leave it to the skeptics to not buy this absolutely ridiculous, insulting story.

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

It could be true. So what? Cats are useful for chasing rodents, it makes sense to let them multiply freely around a farming house and eat one from time to time. Although carnivores meat isn't so good and there ain't much to eat on a stray cat. So it could be false too. More people should watch the South Park episode about the Japanese hunting sea mammals. Including Bret and Heather.

[@Epicfountain10]

@@thecollector6746 I get it. What got me flabbergasted was how she made up the story. I am from a region not far from the east African islands and I never heard of cat meat being a food source In Madagascar. The majority of people in Madagascar aren't Africans but Malay from South East Asian who settled on the island more than 2000 years ago and they themselves don't have history of cat meat consumption.

[@markwillies7666]

​@@Epicfountain10 Google it they do but largely done as opportunistic.I live in Cape Town I'm going to ask my friend who lives in Madagascar wot part of a cat she likes.

[@Demo5]

Apparently she was shouting Tomas!! Bret stopped her before she got to that part .

[@seedye]

I detect a theme here. Conservatives: “You can’t allow people to buy marijuana, because they’re illegal drugs! You can’t allow illegal camping by homeless people in cities where it is legal to do that! You can’t allow illegal migrants to live here just by writing some laws to allow them to live here [to paraphrase a thing that JD Vance said recently]!”

[@Hbr_ed]

exactly

[@elisawhitman8526]

Right off the bat, Bret gets every single fact wrong. He can’t arrive at a rational destination when his starting point is the Land of Falsehoods.

[@Robert_Bob_Bobrob]

Believing in American excellence gave so many adults child brain...

[@ambylam]

why is the idea of eating cat or dog meat more distasteful than eating beef? As a cat owner, obviously I would be horrified if someone tried to eat MY cat, but the way animals are defined as pets or protein sources in different cultures is completely arbitrary.

[@nancybryant4325]

Exactly. Isn’t the cow considered sacred by Hindus? I doubt they eat beef.

[@aecnqewimnazxclwdxl]

Just a reminder: Brett and Heather were professors at a small, unknown liberal arts college before he went on Tucker Carlson's show to air an internal debate about their institution's "day of absence" observance. In a completely rational and defensible move, Brett sought a solution to a workplace disagreement in Tucker's sage advice. And now he and Heather are applying that same sober, staid approach to news stories on their podcast. You know, totally normal stuff.

[@tyronnemoss]

I actually attended high school football camp at that particular college. It was a decade before Brett went crying to Joe Rogan but I visited nonetheless. Evergreen state college.

[@ericbray4286]

The 2017 years graduating class was greeted by death threats and had to move the location to an safe space thanks to his "storytime" with Tucker/Rogan and his fame seeking. He could have just held class in one of the many nearby state parks during the day of absence since he is trained in biology. His damage to that college is still being felt, a college by the way that trains mostly teachers, social workers and community organizers.

[@TheFatblob25]

Maybe not so much known now, but when I went there in the late 90s Evergreen was (weirdly) highly regarded. Regularly in the top 10 colleges by US News & World Report Magazine... (which is a very old timey thing to say). In state it was known of as the hippy stoner college.... which it was. It was a great school, with no grades, no requirements, all evalutions. My transcript is like 30 pages thick. Lots of independent learning contracts & self directed students. Learned critical thinking above all, had some great professors. I remember thinking to myself how ironic the annual "Day of Absence" was primarily because the demographics of the college were blindingly white. Like 95% white or something. So weird that this dude is the fallout from all that.

[@21972012145525]

​@@ericbray4286 Brett claims the death threats were to him as well. Also the threats occurred before his appearance on jre. I didn't even know about his tucker appearance

[@21972012145525]

​@@TheFatblob25that's how they claim it was while they taught too.

[@placebojesus5652]

Bret Weinstein is like the academia version of David Rubin

[@placebojesus5652]

Such cringe

[@dakunssd]

Dark enlightenment, or Endarkenment for short. Also equivalent: Endorkenment.

[@rwlurk]

the lady is inadvertently hilarious

[@tomfrombrunswick7571]

One suspects the woman in Madagascar was saying "get away from my cat or I will re-arrange your face with my frying pan. Fluffy is a valued member of our household". But with the clip it is like two idiots talking in a bar. Aren't these people meant to be educated or something

[@SergeantVau1]

Not just educated, but educators. They used to be teachers.

[@21972012145525]

​@@SergeantVau1*professors.

[@colewood3297]

Does Heather even speak Malagasy or French? For all we know she had no idea what the woman was saying to her

[@ZERO_O7X]

Bert Weisenheimer uses all three of his braincells and confuses his wife who has 4! 😂

[@numberonedad]

seriously, these are some of the dumbest people alive

[@sotrain515]

lol "Bert Weisenheimer" would be the Looney Tunes version of Bret that Bugs Bunny would square off against if Dark Horse Podcast was a radio show in the 30's

[@loganme]

Absolutely wild how Bret keeps tripping and falling into these traps.

[@sundaysommers1476]

Sam you rip me up. Sitting alone in my living room and can't stop laughing. Bret is such a douche.

[@ryanlangley1219]

How cool it is that we get a glimpse into the minds of literally insane people

[@douglasmennella4525]

Pretty sure he’s playing 1-dimensional chess. He can’t figure what to do with his knight.

[@ZERO_O7X]

Knight smash Queen. King me! ChExMiX LiBeRaLs!1 👑

[@ninjalectualx]

Google en passant

[@douglasmennella4525]

@@ninjalectualx … and?

[@ninjalectualx]

Holy hell!

[@jgreen802]

Dude has blundered his queen on move 3

[@martinaee]

Bret or Eric every time: “Here are our deep brain super smart models and concepts of the world and how things work… and that is why trans and woke people are bad!” 😂

[@uhspagettspookedya]

White People Self Important Podcast Studio, imagine how beautiful the room would smell after a bean burrito buffet lunch, like absolute rose petals. They are the most thought provoking people they have ever met.

[@lmaololroflcopter]

“It’s a trap within a trap within a trap within a trap within a trap!” - Admiral Ackbar

[@jamesdana1273]

This woman's storytelling is insufferable

[@elftax]

Maybe she is playing 4 dimensional chess, she bores you to sleep and you end up playing the entire podcast… looks great for the Spotify stats.

[@garysouza95]

Reverse AMSR.

[@isabellaandfrancesca.9834]

Where's the empathy for sheep and cows 😂😂😂😂

[@ArDeeMee]

And pigs, who are incredibly intelligent creatures.

[@ArawnDan]

That scene in Princess Bride just replayed through my head. It made more sense than that man.

[@simonssays78]

Inconceivable!!!!

[@Cancellator5000]

As a vegan I apologize for comparing eating farm animals to eating cats and dogs. There is no real moral difference between the two, but it seems like people are too dumb to see that.

[@ninjalectualx]

Ehh, one could argue that cows and chickens are on the same moral plane as fish and bugs

[@thecollector6746]

Not that it matters here as Heather clearly made this ridiculous story up.

[@Cancellator5000]

@@ninjalectualx Yeah, the same plane as humans. Well, unless you believe in Jesus or something. Science has proven solidly that all those creatures and probably some bugs are sentient. Cows and chickens can certainly behave in much the same way as cats and dogs when shown affection they just aren't as cute.

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

As a meat eater I share your feeling.

[@Cancellator5000]

@@thecollector6746 Did you know that bees probably invented democracy. It's how they choose where to move if an original hive becomes overcrowded or destroyed. A great example of individual and collective intelligence.

[@sgtearache5303]

Imagine being married to either one of these unbearable people! What a nightmare...

[@user-mx9pt4dr7y]

THE BRAIN YOU CANT RESTRAIN! Sam, this is quantum chess. Deepak degrees of chess.

[@ninjalectualx]

5G chess, baby

[@dakunssd]

When you're in Madagascar and the weird lady both wants and doesn't want to kill and cook the cat for you and you're playing chess on your phone: Quantum chess. Traps abound.

[@Jay-yr9oi]

Madagascar, Jamaica, Haiti, basically all the same places with the same cultures

[@JPH1138]

You know, if Bret believes in Occam's Razor he should probably stop and think about which explanation is simpler for the proliferation of ridiculous stories like these: on the one hand, we have the possibility that they are elaborate traps set by Democrat operatives to trick mildly popular online intellectuals such as himself into promoting them and looking foolish. On the other hand, there is the possibility that a lot of Republican supporters aren't very smart or discriminating, so share easily debunked stories based on nothing. One of these theories, to me, requires far fewer moving parts and also seems to be supported by a lot of other observable evidence.

[@mpemberton7760]

@JPH1138 Or there's a 3rd possibility: the Haitians themselves planted this fake story to demonstrate how easy it is to dupe racists into believing the most absurd things about non-white migrants.

[@enkibumbu]

Weinstein calls himself left leaning. Based on his last couple years of rhetoric, I'd have to conclude the students at Evergreen may have been at least partly correct.

[@CS-iq4xn]

no theyre staunch progressives. transphobic, anti-vax, pro-Trump progressives.

[@21972012145525]

​@@CS-iq4xncorrect

[@6trillionmiles]

Enter the Mandelbrot dimension

[@Raydensheraj]

More like the "Schimmelbrot" dimension 😂

[@ZERO_O7X]

The Howie Mandel Btatwurst dimension! 🌭

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

"Unbelievable!" No, Sam. The word is INCONCEIVABLE.

[@405DC]

Wait until she finds out about cannibalistic tribes.

[@DahVoozel]

Do those cannibalistic tribes have a large, powerful central government and a state regulatory system?

[@chrisp7044]

"What if we took all the substance out of NPR but kept all the pretension?"

[@WhymMC]

This just reminds me of the Prince Bride scene.

[@abracadaverous]

"I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."

[@ShaithMaster]

What in the flying fack does Madagascar have to do with Haiti?

[@IceSpicesSweat]

Brown people

[@ninjalectualx]

They're both equally foreign

[@colewood3297]

Former French colonies (just kidding, they don't care about that, it's the Black people)

[@batwingpie]

I guess she chose Madagascar for her story because saying they eat cats and dogs in China wouldn't have the same racism slant they are going for.

[@larryforbes6718]

What's up w the Madagascar cat story. What does Bret think she meant

[@numberonedad]

the road in the village was DUSTY?!

[@tundrastreaming]

It's the Democrats fault if Trump trips over a stick and faceplants. Did the Democrats put the stick there? maybe..... But they definitely created the conditions for the stick to exist at that particular location 🤯

[@user-ye1go6hw9r]

...ahhhhh the Princess Bride poison goblet conundrum.

[@READERSENPAII]

Dude really said “traps abound.” Lmao

[@attaxiaffxi7033]

So this woman expects us to believe that she was petting a cat and that someone come out and chased her with a frying pan offering to cook the cat for her. Was she trespassing when this happened? I think she may have misread the situation. Edit: wtf she back peddled immediately after

[@Hbr_ed]

I had the exact same experience with the video also 😅

[@mpemberton7760]

I have a hunch that she probably misreads LOTS of situations.

[@rocdaroc]

Madagascar isnt that far off, I mean it's just an ocean and a whole continent in the way.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

And an entire different culture, ethnicity and government

[@T.K...]

Loved how she described her vacations to the beach as "spending time"

[@puppysuprise]

i am so ready to create a sub community to the dark horse podcast, i listen to every episode out of sheer entertainment. i cant be alone.

[@21972012145525]

I stopped watching long back. EVERY story/topic is prefaced by the disclaimer that they haven't looked into it (usually by Heather). While I appreciate the honesty, why have a podcast? Research it, then discuss. Or don't discuss at all

[@wesshiflet2214]

She’d never HEARD of a culture eating cats until she WENT to Madagascar???

[@jocksharerock7318]

LOL “There’s tension there. I hate to see it” Majority Report at their best👍

[@Raydensheraj]

Stoogestein....urggg ....is he still blaming Carol for stealing his Nobel Prize😂 I seriously don't know who is the worst.... Jordan Xanaxsen, Tim Foolkovsky, Dave Rubinovsky, Jimmy Dore etc.... Hard choices....but the Stoogestein brothers are high in the "Dumb as Hell Champions League" table...

[@brentwalker8596]

They are quite the assemblage of villainous stable geniuses.

[@SixOneNiner23]

Dumb people that think they are smart are extremely dangerous

[@21972012145525]

Whatever happened to that claim.by.h? Also, super easy. Dave Rubin. At least everyone else has SOME basic credentials

[@JDBees37]

Trouble in paradise with these two.

[@MikesOnAPlane-bv7is]

Their conversation style reminds me of the old NPR hosts SNL skit

[@JohnnyTheMonkey]

😂😂😂

[@joezink881]

When Sam said unbelievable instead of inconceivable, that hurt me.

[@Jennifer_Elliott]

These two were college professors 🌚

[@MeinGottHatDenLangsten]

How did that guy become a university professor, even for a short time? Holy scheisse!

[@007Yasir]

Not only they called their families to work, but they called their friends to come work at their factory because their boss asked them to. They come to work on time, they work hard and don’t miss work. It’s a win win.

[@MsTyrie]

In other words, shout fire in a theater, then bow for an award for Best Incendiary Effects? .

[@EmilyAliceTempest]

"I have no idea what the fuck a Madagascar is but I bet the French had something to do with this"

[@SteppenWolf-z9c]

Unbelievable? Didn't you mean inconceivable?

[@user-ye1go6hw9r]

Haha YES I was shouting it in a room by myself!

[@obbie1osias467]

I have known exactly where Madagascar is since 6th grade and it's nowhere near South of us!!!🤣 This woman is making shit up not realizing she's revealing how her Geography sucks!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@ShparkleDurginz]

Turned that fractal chess all the way up to 11.

[@yurmomsaccount]

My main thing with all of this is that: if there are real problems there, like people don't know how to drive, then address that and get that solved instead of talking about crazy shit.

[@thecircledk8597]

They're living the American dream Is that what they find difficult ?

[@WhatAboutZoidberg]

Did Brett ever figure out someone from a secret government agency wasn't going to tell him about the aliens, yet?

[@AdamtheRed-]

Inconceivable!

[@Gregorypeckory]

It's amazing how much time the idiots spent talking about how they don't know anything about Haiti but they have been to Madagascar, and somehow think that makes their conversation relevant.

[@user-cu7uz5le3h]

They were dumped on a community. Our government treated their citizens like pawns.

[@hungtruong9941]

Why is this couple relevant? Their calm demeanour makes them seem credible but the substance of their conversation is far right field. Lame.

[@hawaiiansoulrebel]

“this is a French problem” 😂😂😂

[@VictorianDad]

"It's like pure heroin" Come on! "It's like catnip" was right there!

[@JosV]

Having never seen this woman before, I think her point was that she's only ever heard of it being true that people eat cats in Madagascar, and therefore it's hard to believe that it's true that Haitians would eat cats. That might be overly charitable.

[@21972012145525]

This was also my understand. But they never explain their reasoning basically EVER. And TMr runs with it a bit hectically

[@21972012145525]

*understanding

[@Junebug89]

If that's what she means though, why even bring up her Madagascar story? It does not exactly support her supposed point in any way.

[@21972012145525]

@@Junebug89 her point was that she's never came across an area in the Caribbeans that eat cars. Meanwhile, in Madagascar there might be a slight chance that people eat cats.

[@lucasprobably]

it's such a clear giveaway that someone has never critically examined their own moral and cultural beliefs when they're disgusted and appalled by the idea of eating cats, dogs or horses but they don't feel that way at all about pigs, cows or chickens.

[@kenlowiii]

Clicked on this just for the title 💀💀💀

[@DavidDancy]

I paused it and said aloud to myself. “They’re not about to start talking about how ‘these people’ eat cats and dogs? Right!” Then I re-steered it. What a couple of absolute lunatics they are! Also. Why does she talk like that. Is this all an elaborate prank character? Ridiculous!

[@Shadepariah]

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free" "they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets of the people who live there" the duality of the great American ideal

[@horseytown]

Who is tuning into hear grifter cranks who talk with the same cadence as the NPR Schweddy Balls sketch on SNL?

[@nigelgeiger6020]

She went to another country and decided the local culture was “distasteful”. These people eat meat but judge people for eating meat. We eat the meats we eat in America because of the food industry. Cats aren’t more important than other animals. These people are so full of shit.

[@RustyShackelford2011]

Whos whittling all the pungy spikes for all these traps? Damn hard worker, that one.

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

They are eating dogs and cats at Mar A Lago. Someone called me and told me they even ate one of the housekeepers.

[@meamishere1166]

Ben Carson called, he wants his Thorazine drip back.

[@simonc2796]

I do not believe that these two are 'learning to think', nor is there any danger of that.

[@nothingistrutv3927]

I love how they talk slow and quiet so you know they’ve really done their research and thought about this deeply. They’re deep intelligent thinkers after all.

[@ainaqui6095]

From Madagascar here😂😂 I have never heard of Malagasy people eating 🐈‍⬛ C’est des CONNERIES (pardon my French)

[@elisawhitman8526]

A trap within a trap within a trap. It’s a nesting doll of traps!

[@radiofriendlybox]

what those two bozos don’t know could fill an island.