Weekend Update: Marcello Hernández on Being a Short King - SNL

[@rachelmarch1125]

Marcello is the best new cast member they’ve had in a while. He has such great authentic energy and timing.

[@glassunicorn]

Nawww

[@vvault2022]

@@glassunicorn Correct. That guy's not funny at all. Get him out.

[@Looneyboyo]

This whole year of rookies has looked pretty good- even the weaker ones like Devon Walker still have something to offer

[@licandres01]

Sarah is queen

[@chrismdh]

He is amazing!!!

[@GGoAwayy]

This bit actually built up to and delivered a really great punchline in the end

[@LindaC616]

​@@wisdomprepperis it Colin's birthday!? 😂 it was Punch on Colin this weekend 😂

[@AllenKnutson]

I was so ready for it to be "...because I'm not wearing any pants." But this was a lot better.

[@sandieserrano2425]

@@AllenKnutson exactly what I was thinking 😆

[@radicalross7700]

@@LindaC616 Between Sarah Sherman and Michael Che, when is it NOT Punch on Colin weekend?

[@LindaC616]

@@radicalross7700 😄

[@kellygreengables3936]

So glad Marcello spoke on such a serious topic 😂 "Short kings", "petite princes", and "tiny titans" DO deserve more love.

[@PBthesquirrel]

I could show that short king come more love ;)

[@matthewmooon8185]

Petite prince really sat right with my soul 😌👏🏼

[@danweaver3901]

It's all fun and games until you're having to climb the shelves at Target to get something off the top row.

[@SyzygyNoon]

Hey, I’m a tall white guy, but I don’t see height. Literally, absolutely, I don’t see it. Every person is equal in height to me. It’s weird, because they see the difference where I can’t. I’m just like them, as far as I can tell. I’m sorry..

[@davidcattin7006]

At 5'3" I fully agree!

[@Valeriamtzp]

The Collinsito killed me!! Such a hispanic way to name people😂

[@just-tess]

dios mio. Colincito, and no one but the feds and lowkey racists use Hispanic anymore.

[@jazmineje2001]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@karolinapiela1061]

Time tag? 😅👉🏼👈🏼

[@Valeriamtzp]

​@@karolinapiela10610:41 👍🏻

[@TPNYC]

I caught this, too. Was a hilarious blink and you'll miss it joke.

[@unvcornx]

"Beethoven the composer was 5'6" and the dog was even shorter" broke me I am not okay right now 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NayatSarı]

Marcello is finding his place more and more in SNL. I like to see him in here, he brought so many ingredients to SNL and they know how to cook it to a great meal! Well done!

[@spooky-spaghetti]

bro what a wonderful metaphor to see in a youtube comment

[@therockbottom5256]

10/10 ^ what they said

[@adeo2673]

That is the benefit of diversity - fresh ideas and different perspectives providing depth and richness.

[@robotcrocodile]

''Because, Marcello, I'm already standing'' is honestly one of the funniest lines I've heard on SNL.

[@jeyssongonzalez7297]

that line is from another SNL sketch, Hunger Games, look it up! It is really funny

[@robotcrocodile]

​@@jeyssongonzalez7297 I think I remember it now that you mention it.

[@anitanalley2417]

​​@@robotcrocodile that punchline is older than SNL but that sketch was so well done, you couldn't see it coming. (Not dissing the punchline--I laughed.)

[@jones2277]

really?

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

what a knock-out ! che must have been crying --

[@jakehoon69]

he’s so charismatic and charming! i am so glad he’s on snl now. he made it so much better n brings so much to the table. (and yes i might want to marry him.)

[@abigailsalmanac]

Not if I marry him first

[@jakehoon69]

@@abigailsalmanac he’s actually sitting on my lap rn sorry🤭

[@mommasitayoung148]

@@jakehoon69You guy’s are hilarious!

[@mommasitayoung148]

@@abigailsalmanac 😂

[@no_peace]

The kids table but yes

[@Chellyglutefiary]

“You and me are out there on the dance floor working Collin” 💀 😂😂😂😂😂

[@karmaalegre6478]

Marcello nailed it by calling Colin, "COLINSITO," which translated to English is "little Colin." 😂 ¡Perfecto! 😂🎉

[@rushalidesai3398]

Dayum

[@CorynthianLeather]

I wish this skit was longer, it felt too short 😂

[@PompomjOG]

Oh I see what you did there😂

[@deborahrohde3171]

🤣🤣🤣

[@marlamorales8298]

Oh shit up 😂

[@kingbarb842]

Is that a slur 🤨

[@EmmaRay7266]

First time seeing Marcello. What marvelous energy. Great timing and delivery. A wonderful addition to the cast and genuinely talented. Loren got his groove back.

[@boardaspen]

If this is your first time, may I recommend his very first appearance on Weekend Update where he talks about baseball. You are in for a treat!!!

[@mv1362]

​@@boardaspen OMG Yes. It's phenomenal. So glad they finally have a Latino 😎

[@serpentines6356]

Yes, first time seeing him. Very good. Never heard of "short Kings". Have met short men, who seemed to be quite obnoxious, and maybe because they were trying to make up for being short.

[@laurelsilberman5705]

Marcelo was literally exactly what this show needed, I’ve been following his standup for a while and I was so glad when he got on SNL because it has been rough over there for years. They needed some new blood and Marcello’s energy is exactly what the doctor ordered.

[@tro0llgores]

This actually made me laugh so damn hard. Marcello is the funniest cast member atm, imo.

[@morgan564]

I hope he stays for a long time, he's hilarious

[@elrase987]

5' 6'' here. Catch me on the dance floor, BURNING it up, not because I wanted to, but because I HAD TO 😂

[@javiruiz8365]

Are you a pocket gay

[@jessetorres8738]

Fun fact: Out of the past 8 Presidents, 6 (Biden, Trump, Obama, Clinton, Bush Sr., & Reagan) were at least 6 feet tall, while George Bush Jr. was 5 feet 11 inches tall, & Jimmy Carter was 5 feet 9 inches tall. As someone who is 5 feet 8 inches tall & wants to run for Congress someday, this makes me feel bad about my chances since it seems being at or close to 6 feet tall is a requirement to be a politician.

[@LindaC616]

😄 in my experience, they'll often have a better sense of humor, too

[@kellygreengables3936]

@@jessetorres8738I can't tell if you're joking or not but please don't let something like appearance/height deter you from getting into politics if it's something you actually want to do!

[@AndrewMacLaine]

​@@jessetorres8738 If you like distressing fun facts, just look up how many US presidents in total have had brown eyes!

[@tarttizzle]

3:24 The way Colin laughed as he delivered that last joke was hilarious 😂

[@MSSLatvia]

SNL please! More Marcello Hernandez sketches! He's the absolute BEST on SNL.

[@canaisyoung3601]

They have been ramping up his appearances so far in season 49. I'm guessing the two strikes they had over the summer had something to do with it.

[@HampnieHambart]

He is so right, every short guy I know has a dancing skill of a GOD, which adds them 10000 extra points 😂💗

[@pineapple_pup]

Marcello SHINED tonight. Can't wait to see more of him❤

[@gabrielmatthews8826]

Colin took it on the chin for the whole weekend update. Love you buddy!

[@jiml4987]

Why on the chin? Despite having smaller hands than Trump. I think you meant chump

[@patrickhannen4832]

@Jim L could you share with us which videos on which channels you like to leave positive messages on? I would love to go through them and leave a bunch of toxic stuff like you seem to like to do here. I appreciate your compliance.

[@LindaC616]

Right!?

[@LindaC616]

​@@jiml4987learn English. The metaphor worked

[@stevekombolis2208]

He's a great sport, especially in Sarah's segments. He seems like just a genuinely good guy.

[@quintinrice2733]

It's so great to see that SNL stepped it up with the writing this season. Without Kate, Kyle, and Beck, I was truly worried that the show might come to an end. Congratulations, especially to the writers.

[@canaisyoung3601]

I was more worried that the show would go downhill without Cecily Strong, but now I feel like I've been lied to all this time if this is what SNL is like without Kate, Aidy, Pete, Kyle, Beck, Alex, and Melissa.

[@NextToToddliness]

"Then let's stand back to back." 🤣😭🤣 Bless you, Short Kings.

[@quintinrice2733]

"Yeah, you're a tower!!!!" That cracked me up.

[@knowthepillarsofdemocracy]

Yeah, Marcello's gonna go far. He's fantastic.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Marcello killed it tonight every rant was comedy goals especially stat short guy bit😂.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

*Marcello, you're just a king, plain and simple.* 😍😍😍

[@sheilawalsh4104]

I love love Marcello! What a gorgeous and talented man. We want to see more of him 😊. And his Spanish, wow, perfect just perfect. Vote for Marcello!🎉🎉🎉

[@GrotrianSeiler]

Marcello is such a great addition to the cast. Such a funny guy. Best delivery. Keep him around!

[@SashaJ79]

Marcello is a keeper! Pace, delivery and tone in point. He's got it🎉

[@AlexxSixx66]

Marcello is the best new cast member to join in the past couple seasons. We need more of him! Dale príncipe pequeño!

[@realonesshow]

“I’m already standing” took me out😂😂😂

[@seffishestopal5950]

I laughed at that one

[@anitanalley2417]

Classic punchline, but still didn't see it coming. Love it!

[@moomoo-bv3ig]

​@@anitanalley2417 thats what she said

[@Lugano89_MD]

This kid Marcello is golden! A natural! 🙌🏻

[@CuttinUpGetGapped]

I died at the end. So clever. The whole thing was perfect.

[@AHPSC]

I immediately became a fan of Marcello. He so funny. His timing is impeccable.

[@jimmyhan7260]

I love Marcelo, how he leans into his humor. He loves being on the show and it shows. I see him on screen and I smile.

[@laalaa99stl]

Colin did pretty well for himself for being a short king 😉

[@jessetorres8738]

Colin is 6 feet (add 2 inches for his hair).

[@BichaeldeAngelo]

Take his shoes off and we’ll see

[@jiml4987]

Smaller than Titan Trump hands

[@fastestmanon3legs454]

@@jiml4987 👎🏽 whomp whomp

[@jiml4987]

@FASTESTMAN ON3LEGS Nigga said "Hey bud" you the typa dude to say "alright buddy no more mister nice guy" bruh

[@eli92]

Wow SNL you really need more Marcellos. He’s really funny. 💯 Best cast member in a very long time 👏👏👏

[@srinivassakhamuri2991]

The hand gestures when he said "Why Not" is on point and gave an emphasis to the point he is making the whole aketch

[@carolinamurtha3102]

Wait, he’s 5’7? That’s pretty good, he’s like, Latino tall. I felt every bit of this sketch, I’m 5’0 and barely qualify as an adult.

[@arxsyn]

Ha ha l remember my dad standing next to my mom just 5ft 1 and he's about the same height, at best maybe 5 ft2. Us East Asians are truly short kings and queens. I'm just under 5 ft myself!

[@carolinamurtha3102]

@@arxsyn I’m 5’0, that’s it 😂. My dad was 5’5 or 5’6 and I thought he was so tall. And then I went to my brothers soccer games and saw him next to the white dads, then I realized 😅. My mom is 5’2 and I’m taller than some of my tias. Colombians are the tallest either.

[@Mmjello00]

My favorite cast member !! He brings so much light to SNL

[@sandratineo300]

OMG I am cracking up. Marcello you are the genius of comedy. You are handsome, funny, humble and present so well. Say hello to the tiny King COLLINSITO. 🤣🤣🤣😘

[@DJMarcO138]

Honestly one of the best weekend updates in ages, and they're always a highlight of the show already.

[@egalitarian-rex]

He has incredible comedic timing. That can’t be learned, it’s like having a beautiful singing voice.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Collin took it like a champ love you buddy 🤣🤣

[@maribelmunozsanz]

Marcello is a great addition to SNL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he killed it

[@valeria4915]

Marcello is my fave in this season :)

[@vanessagarcia6665]

SNL did such a great job bringing in Marcello; he is great!

[@pradagorl]

I just love how Marcello always manages to make Colin’s cheeky smile come out

[@jaysontebbeharris3188]

This was one of the best weekend updates I love it and watch every week.

[@loveinthematrix]

He’s honestly amazing

[@flowersafeheart]

Hahaha I laughed out loud at the punchline + I love Marcello's accent and energy

[@ladyintheradiator]

Marcello and Michael have been great cast members. I love them!

[@sandybear61]

Excellent delivery by Marcello...he's really good!

[@christina3maria]

"...and the dog was even shorter!" 😂

[@pretenditsagoodworld]

Give us more of this! Normally i don't find the weekend update that funny - but this bit was great - I loved everything about it. Marcello Hernandez was great, I hope we see more of him in the next season

[@arcticlight232]

Marcello is getting better and better

[@samarycastro]

I’m always watching Marcello’s skits! They always make me laugh 🤣

[@seffishestopal5950]

Colin revealing he was standing at the end was the funniest part😂

[@joshuamauk6759]

Marcello is awesome. He is great on Update and he has great timing in the sketches. I want to see a sketch from him and Michael Longfellow.

[@Anil18834]

Marcello "working" on the dance floor. Then he does an "Eee" sound as he does a Michael Jackson move 😂😂😂

[@dawnjawid1790]

Marcello is absolutely charming...and adorbs! 😍 What a great edition to SNL. 💜😆💜

[@f.maria7835]

He is so genuine, I love he's energy

[@amaserebour3362]

The way Colin's voice broke as he delivered that last joke was so remarkable. 😂

[@RickHowington]

Marcello is the best - great SNL addition!

[@Bertailin]

I usually never comment but for new SNL this guy did really well on weekend update. Hope to see much more of what he can do on weekend update with characters and skits in the show.

[@stuff5392]

I feel like Marcello may have the creativity and imagination and that something...unique that leads to a pretty big entertainment career. Time will tell, he's still young but the guy really cracks me up.

[@payster19]

“Yeah, you’re a tower 😒” kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@SteventheThorn]

Marcello is amazing.

[@Accion_y_Pasion]

The great thing I love about Marcello is that he’s really just talking like he’s with the boys. The “yeah your a tower is such a snappy comeback I would say to my friends teasing me about my height. VIVA LOS SHORT KINGS

[@ButtersFibersCocoas]

LOVE THIS, ABSOLUTELY! Marcello so funny and can deliver 🎉 I'm 5'9

[@SheilaR.08]

The "hee!" got me. 😂😂😂

[@demlertube]

lol the best part

[@theroxsanne_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAJAHJAJAHAHAHAHAHA it’s been a long time since I laughed this hard with a SNL clip omg he’s genius

[@cosmosrunner2468]

More Marcelo please!!

[@tinastillens3101]

Marcello needs a Netfix special called Short Kings. 😂 🤴

[@BarnaclesBailey]

Obsessed with this guy!!! Too funny 😂😂😂

[@Luna-sz9uq]

I love Marcello. He’s got genuine talent. He reminds me of Sebastian Maniscalco with his physical movement adding to his jokes.

[@abrewer7931]

Thank you marcello for finally making SNL funny again!!

[@michaeledwardson2934]

I watch this once a week because it is hilarious AF! 😂

[@marywilliams1960]

“Colincito” 💀😂❤

[@lavender9844]

No wonder my best friend is so in love with Marcello.

[@LindaC616]

Guy? Because in my experience, the guys who are 6'4 like to date girls who are 5 ft or 5 ft 2. Those of us slightly taller got the short guys to work with

[@lavender9844]

@@LindaC616 He’s a guy too. Also relatively short.

[@woopdee77]

@@LindaC616 Fr. It’s time for The Short King-Tall Goddess Alliance™️ - the world ain’t even ready for our united power! 💪💪

[@LindaC616]

@@woopdee77 you go first

[@MrCrowebobby]

Love, love, love Marcello Hernández.

[@Un-American]

I've watched this clip several times and only just caught that he slipped 'the Minions' into his list of famous short kings. Brilliant stuff, can't wait to see what he does next year!

[@jessetorres8738]

Fun fact: Despite often being portrayed as being a short man, Napoleon was actually 5 feet 7 inches tall, which was about average for a man at the time. However, since other world leaders at the time were closer to 6 feet tall & Napoleon was known for having a short temper, this led to jokes about & images of him being portrayed as a short man.

[@finnguy9096]

Also, the inches they used back then were 2.71 cm when the inch today is 2.54. So when they listed him as 5'2 he was actually 5'7, which helped fuel the rumor. Also his famous Old Guard that guarded him in battle were picked from the tallest soldiers, so the optics didn't help him either.

[@jiml4987]

Napoleon I that you referenced was the last time the French won a battle, conflict or war. Cinco de mayo victory over N III

[@EarlyRound]

Also Josephine always said I don't like it when they're so big.

[@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley]

Actually 5.7 is still average in the lower end😮

[@jhonshephard921]

You want to know who was a short leader, look up Nestor Makhno. Guy fought both the White and Red army in the Russian/Ukrainian civil war about the time of the Russian Revolution. He was 5"2 and the founder of a variant of anarcho-syndicalism. Today if you look for a song called "Mother Anarchy Loves Her Sons" you will see his name and his name still inspires the brave Ukrainians fighting against Putin's army.

[@KCNwokoye]

Marcello is so talented.

[@laparo3]

Wow! Marcello delivered that so well!

[@blazeofglory450]

so happy their bringing him on, Been watching his stand up for a little bit now, dudes freakin HILARIOUS

[@madi_beee]

They need to make a "short king" version of the "I need a big boy" song 🤭

[@kinaoborot]

At first I thought Colin couldn’t stand up because he doesn’t wear pants, but at the last seconds of the video I learned that it’s actually Che who’s not wearing pants 😃

[@sallithorpe1031]

Best skit all night, love Marcelo, so gorgeous! 🌹💕🙏❤️💯

[@therookiezpresents]

this is my faaaaaaaaavorite marcelo skit

[@paigemc2107]

Marcello Hernández got me rolling on the floor!! XDDD He's got it!!

[@charliechuggerz]

like Bowen did a few years ago marcello is bringing something to snl we didn’t know we needed

[@olivemartini0011]

This was such fun! Great job, Marcello.

[@cruzkayabarbosa5275]

I love Marcello Hernández 😂😅 He is the best.

[@vibes7144]

I’m in love with him

[@prissytrujillo2709]

Love Marcello , he is a very funny comedian. Great match for Collin and Michael! ❤😂

[@EduardoMartinez-io1ik]

Go brother go Marcello you are the best I'm the best love your jokes lol!!

[@jaredknapp8886]

Short king spring. I'm here for it.

[@hectorabreu2502]

Just saw him on tour and he’s incredible.. go see him if you can

[@RinRin_c]

Marcello is gold ❤