Scary Game Squad: Resident Evil 7 [Part 1] - WTF IS HAPPENING?!

[@FreakySteve919]

"I can't wait to be done with this babysitting job... and come home to my loving h͟u͟s͟b͟a͟n͟d͟!" *30 seconds later* "We don't know Ethan's relationship to her" Jesse the ever observant

[@picaludica]

FreakySteve919 To be fair, they're playing this drunk. ;)

[@domehammer]

WHY?! Why play a game drunk?!

[@Kazeromaru]

I don't think they've played games drunk in a long time, can you imagine drinking day in, day out for 10 hours? My liver's already damaged by things OTHER than Alcohol and I've never had a drop in my life. I'd shudder to think what would happen if I drank that much.

[@Zappygunshot]

Because they need to rely on getting drunk to provide any quality comed- I MEAN because it's that much funnier for the audience to watch.

[@picaludica]

domehammer Because none of them do well with scary games - all of them get scared to the point where playing is really unpleasant for them. They get drunk to get the edge off, so they can keep playing at all. Plus, it's more funny that way. ;)

[@numbskull3401]

its been 6 years and i still have to watch this every single year.

[@faceofbearr]

Just noticed Davis was spot on with calling it "symbiote" Just like calling emotional purgatory...

[@jessecox]

Thanks for watching everyone :) Another episode tomorrow.

[@Xport9]

(ノ・∀・)ノ

[@PlagueJ]

Jesse Cox Awesome!

[@WalkingTrajety]

Jesse Cox I can't wait!

[@chadchaddington3646]

Jesse Cox but please now tho....

[@Jenrora_]

Jesse Cox the 24th or 25th?

[@TheKuroiKaze]

I'm from Louisiana and I have to say this isn't very accurate. Ethan would have been eaten by mosquitos and gnats long before he got in the house

[@blazodeolireta]

these 2 can confirm (one was stationed at ft Polk) kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZmzo62Vrq5pqtk

[@Vitafiend]

Im over here in south carolina, its near the same

[@MissTJOwnz]

I feel like at the point where I'd have to crouch under an ominous arrangement of severed animal limbs in order to progress I'd just accept my status as a widow and get back to my car.

[@user-jg9rp5qf4g]

Disappearance or not, 3 years is a long time. Just cut her loose, bruh.

[@VagueNaming]

@@user-jg9rp5qf4g it feels even more pointless after the RE8 trailers lol

[@jameshunt9208]

Widower

[@eliwixson8863]

I LOVE YOU MY HUSBAND MY HUSBANDY HUSBAND FROM ME YOUR WIFE WHO'S MARRIED TO YOU SGS: What could Ethan's relationship to this girl possibly be? I don't think we know...

[@Holmesy87]

"come home to my loving husband" "we don't know his relationship to her" Erm...

[@blackballgaming2895]

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[@ShasOSwoll]

Fucking Dunning Kruger effect over here

[@molehansman247]

@@blackballgaming2895 What is wrong with you?

[@DaemonRiku00]

Maybe that "wife" is just a hallucination because the truth is he killed his own wife and now being punished...oh wait wrong game.

[@Eumenesthelesser]

Efren Arevalo or the woman wife dies at the end of the last video she sent and Ethan just blocks it out/hallucinates that's she's still alive. Oh wait that's dead space

[@Goraka91]

Dead wives are so cliche nowadays. Just ask Liam Neeson. (Um, the the characters he always plays in movies, I realise that uh...yeah)

[@DarkCosmicDragon]

Efren Arevalo i cant tell if ur refering to: The Darkness (Yup im about to be attacked by the edge police... No fucks given)

[@FancyTophatDude]

yeah i was like "check the freaking trunk of that car right now!" right off the bat

[@TheDapperDragon]

Considering it starts the EXACT same way

[@zulawoo]

'Just wanted to make sure the white one is the right one.' Davis - 2017

[@micmule3395]

dating with scary games squad

[@KainErrow]

He also talks about the japanese and their tiny hands. Davis is truly becoming Trump's American.

[@JasonLuthor]

Gangrel Aussie Fuck off.

[@KainErrow]

Jason Luthor Go back to hiding your head under the sand.

[@MoonlitMarch]

Gangrel Aussie Go back to setting public property on fire

[@Gorbz]

I think that, if it was a real place, 95% of people would get to that cow effigy in the woods, and just turn around with a "Nope! I'm done!"

[@Kazeromaru]

... ok, I love my wife and all ... but it's been three years ... I thought she was dead ... I've come to terms with that ... time to go back home. BYE COWS!

[@testiou]

you can call the cops...

[@kevinmcnoodles5600]

I think that, if they weren't a fucking child and had a wife, 95% of people would continue.

[@TheJeroenbrouwer]

Internet tough guy. I have a wife, im a bulky 2m10cm man, and i love my wife very much, but id wait and call the cops, or at least call my brothers and tell em to bring guns. Going in the creepy horror house alone is stupid.

[@fullanalysis93]

KevinMcNoodles are you fucking nuts this is why the police and military exists. Or if you have your own personal arsenal

[@amazingsam1295]

His girlfriend is turning into a Wendingo

[@theomniscientomnipotent5988]

Samuel Estrada Wendigo not dingo

[@picaludica]

The Overseer It's a joke in reference to their Until Dawn play through. ;) They often called the wendigos "wendingos" :)

[@bubermarcus8607]

*Loving Husband

[@TheTrueDeadFingers]

Bet she drank Simon's Homebrew.

[@josephhenryreyes8205]

Samuel Estrada Not her but no spoilers

[@mybelovedchaos]

Whenever I feel like crap I always come back to SGS playlists and I just feel better. Thanks gang for making unbearable days bearable

[@CSM100MK2]

Pathetic

[@drewhelmes9319]

Scary Game Squad saved me during the pandemic lol.

[@otg_dre]

same. same.

[@Spartenjak42]

She literally said "Loving Husband". Already SGS is back to doing what they do best! =P

[@duncankay1]

Eldrin Jak everyone i have watched seemed to have missed that part since they all are unknown about their relationship

[@SamudroEntertainment]

My butt has never clenched as fast or as hard.

[@danrg26]

SamudroEntertainment thats hot ~-~

[@chubmouse]

I think they were distracted by her slightly unsettling facial features in that first video. Cue the "Tourism video from the other side of Uncanney Valley" comment. I know I was.

[@briancrocker3377]

Literally seconds into the game, they are ignoring everything on screen and said by characters. :-)

[@mattmaillet1186]

I like to think that the SGS is just in Ethan's head like in the movie inside out

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Matt Maillet Starring Jesse as Lust, Jirard as competitiveness, Davis as wisdom and Alex as fear

[@erickcapitanio1957]

I think switch Davis and Alex's roles

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Erick Capitanio Fair enough

[@christophercrafte]

SGS? what does that mean?

[@christophercrafte]

XD just realised how dumb that is.

[@Direwolf13PS3]

Hey guys, she said she was your wife at the very start. You guys have the memory of a broken floppy disk.

[@guilhermesfk]

Showing your age there mate. UAHUAHUAH.

[@antisocialweirdo3912]

Direwolf13PS3 They love to talk and get distracted easily so what were you expecting? Them to actually listen to dialogue xD

[@micmule3395]

so when does cry show up and wack him with a taser stick? what do you mean that wont happen, its a resident evil game. then why the hell is it called resident evil

[@scytheblob67]

Mic Mule Cry just somersaults through a window and freaks everyone the fuck out

[@micmule3395]

Hernie Clanders is there modding for this game so this can happen

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Mic Mule I hope so... I'd pay a fortune for that shit

[@cassandracarlton400]

Mic Mule lmao 😂

[@Uldihaa]

I'd love to hear Cry's voice suddenly speak up, swiftly followed by zapping noises and yelling. Jesse: "Ow. Damn...OW. Damnit Cry that *OWW*" Jirard: "Ha! I dod-- ~ZAPZAAP~ I failed to dodge that. And it hurts." Alex: "This has to be a clue. Obviously, this has something to do with the symbol on the stun-rod." Davis: ~high-pitched shrieks~ Cry, the entire time: ~mellow yet oddly intent voice~ "I think... Yeah, I got this" ~zapping noises~ "Don't worry boys, I got this" ~keeps attacking them~ "I WILL get this evil zombie fly. Probably. Now hold still Jesse" ~much zapping and yelling~ "I said hold still, geez."

[@SJChaplin]

Watching this for like the 100th time and just noticed Mia saying “must contain the outbreak” at 42:59, literally lore dropping in the first 10 mins love it

[@henkilepsilon6396]

32:54 Good lord, it really was there the whole time. That might be the greatest case of "Hidden in plain sight" I've seen in a modern videogame.

[@damnheffers3]

"U didn't have to kill her dude" "I think we did dude" "Good thing we made peace with her 3 years ago" ...man has a point 😂😂

[@picaludica]

27:07: "Clancy - L?" "Loser" Ended up being an absolutely accurate guess, in a twisted way. :D

[@Maskedbattery]

I swear I heard a little girls voice once or twice throughout this video saying "Hello" Once right before you went back down the stairs and found the wife after she gets taken. Could just be her, but really sounded like a little girl.

[@jessecox]

It very well maybe. There are some pretty insane things that happen in this game....

[@mattmoney1322]

me too gave me shivers

[@divinitydoe]

It was also heard as they entered the bathroom and grabbed first aids I believe.

[@valmaxianelvengod]

I honestly thought it was Davis when they were going into the bathroom

[@Imrahilion]

I distinctly heard a "hello" at 34:34

[@jacobjabberwock]

Coming back for my fourth or fifth rewatch of the series. Fucking LOVE what y'all did with this. Love relistening to the theories and scares, and the No-Shotgun Davis Arc. Such a beautiful experience~

[@washu072]

For being held in such a dirty place and having who knows what done to her...Mia's hair is still looking fabulous.

[@dizzaray25]

Coming back to rewatch after finishing the re:village playthrough. SGS is hands down my favourite thing to watch on KZbin. I need more content lol

[@Epiclyspeaking]

If Leon doesn't come and ninja kick some zombies, I'm gonna be very disappointed.

[@claus_al_aerth]

Eisen Volk Uh... So, the thing is... That doesn't happen, sorry.

[@Xport9]

Just running a theory here, I'd take it that this is like far off from Raccoon City. Iunno. Just throwing nonsense.

[@AirahsELL]

Wakka's Al Bhed Potion Confirmed by geography. This game takes place in Louisiana. Raccoon City is in the Midwest, closer to the Rockies.

[@bubermarcus8607]

Jon Doe The Bot is real.

[@chubmouse]

Welp, just doin muh reporting rounds, nothing to see here.

[@thequatropus]

I love Jirard. "I played like 8 hours of this, so I won't say much", then proceeds to tell them new game mechanics that aren't used until later lol.

[@TheMrVengeance]

He said he wasn't going to help them with where to go and puzzles and such. Telling them about new game mechanics that have been added since the teaser isn't the same thing.

[@TheJeroenbrouwer]

Just here reading the comments... pretending im actually watching the footage...

[@Ikcatcher]

Everything was scary until Ethan just casually pours medicine on his decapitated hand

[@phoenixwhittaker]

Thanks for giving us larger edits Jesse, it's really appreciated.

[@missymissus9250]

You guy, Mia has been MIA

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

I've waited my entire life for this moment

[@MrNiceguy3210]

Did all of you miss her saying "I can't wait to come home to my husband"? It's important to listen to dialogue.

[@fission035]

They were busy looking at something else...

[@chubmouse]

Yeah, I rate so, noting by the "Uncanny Valley" comment one of them dropped.

[@Sonrisa236]

You mean her chin? xD

[@chubmouse]

There was a chin?!? WHERE?! Don't spook me, man!

[@OfficialMorda]

Surely you mean the lack of any chin shaped objects?

[@earley_bird]

I have just became aware of every noise and creek in my apartment...tight.

[@justinkroboth360]

When I was playing this and she did that did that crazy lift off of the ground, I legit flinched harder than I have since playing Amnesia. I'm about two hours in and I love it - I hope it maintains course.

[@CapainJ]

*Makes preparations to throw headset off head*

[@AGrumpyWitch]

Back for my yearly viewing of the entire playlist. Me happy.

[@indeimaus]

I'm playing this atm, but as I finish parts I'm going to watch you guys tremble through it as well

[@distantsea]

Your resident evil waifus video brought me here

[@xaniso6955]

Maus spotted in the wild! Not sure if cursed.

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Glad the Evil is back to being Resident.... Also scary again.

[@ImperialFister]

Oh Hey! It's Mr. Evil. He's a resident at the apartment.

[@TheDapperDragon]

Wait, this is scary? Fucking HOW!?

[@GinjerFour]

@@TheDapperDragon People are scared of the most basic things. Resident Evil has never been a scary series unless you were a child playing them.

[@Imthatoneguy1997]

i just finished rewatching 6 after watching you watching you play 5 and now 7 starts just in time, so happy too perfect.

[@TheBaconBootsShow]

"It takes 4 brains, but we get through games" Can that be a tshirt?

[@fizzles5]

Mia's dialogue in that last fight makes so much sense on a second watch lmao

[@drow_Lilith9940]

ok if get chainsaw arm after losing your hand and this go full EVIl dead 2 this may be the best game ever

[@leetri]

Groovy

[@NEWmr180787]

ryan bell So far this feels like a mix of Evil Dead and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I swear even the car Ethan drives looks a bit like the Delta. I love this game. Hope the references continue, that'd be awesome.

[@AwwwShoot]

Shop Smart! Shop S-Mart!

[@tategruenwald9029]

AwwwShoot Mabye theres gonna be a Necronomicon and you have to banish the kidnappers to Hell....idk

[@thezx5795]

Finally, this is like waiting for a movie to come out. Each video of you guys playing the demo was like watching trailers.

[@TheThreadWeaver]

Note to self: Never marry Davis.

[@Zappygunshot]

Never marry any of these guys. Chances are, they'll be too busy talking over your wedding ceremony to remember that they're your husband, until they ask you where the hell that ring on their finger game from.

[@SpinneretteAlex]

hey better than being married to Prof Oak.

[@bloomingteratoma]

They'll be too busy creating conspiracy theories on how Wendingoes are controlling the bride to kill Davis by becoming his wife.

[@tophatkat9172]

Especially if you don't have a chin...

[@christophervalenzuela8385]

YO WTF FUCK IS SLEEP CAUSE IT DON'T EXIST FROM THIS POINT ON!

[@christophervalenzuela8385]

It's 12 and I'm excited for this who needs proper grammar

[@TheTrueDeadFingers]

It stands for "what the fuckity fuck", obviously.

[@ab0cha]

what what the the fuck fuck?? just double every word like Day9

[@bubermarcus8607]

Jon Doe STAHP

[@CrazyCircles1]

Watching them playing it isn't really that scary, unless you play it by yourself in a dark room with headphones on.

[@laurakochuyt1387]

Doing a rewatch! 3 years later apparently! It feels like this just came out! What. Is. Life. Ready for another great play through!

[@janedoe4604]

I'll be honest, this is my go to playthrough if I have nothing to do or to just put on in the background

[@AlembicOverflow]

Came back to watch this series since I've watched all the SGS videos on the RE3 remake. The UFO Commander outro really caught me off guard because I'm so used to the new one, but it's nostalgic and I realize I kinda missed it.

[@The_RedVIII]

4:38 "This part of the game was made for VR" Fun fact - you cannot even control this part of the game when you play in VR, it's just a cutscene you watch on a big screen.

[@meadowfrance]

The worst kind of jumpscare is always when you're laughing hysterically and then you get completely blindsided and almost shit yourself. 41:55 😂42:04 😱

[@meadowfrance]

💩

[@shanedawndusk3290]

Mia: My loving husband The guys: We don’t know their relationship, maybe boyfriend and girlfriend?

[@HappyPotat]

I like how, for a moment, you guys were surprised you couldn't pick up a chainsaw with only one hand.

[@JelloSalad021]

Ive returned for my 5th watch through of this series

[@carsondoesstuff3487]

After all these years and countless binges of this series i just now realized that the L after Clancy's name on that list stands for Lucas.

[@m.a.dmatt6689]

Jeez this game is a lot more brutal then what I was expecting. shesh

[@larryfitzgerald2055]

M.A.DMatt6 I know... from punching boulders and Wesker to this frightening survival. I like the drastic change but I can't handle scary games.

[@Enchie]

Larry Fitzgerald Fuck his wife. She is one of the scariest bitches in gaming.

[@Xanthanarium]

M.A.DMatt6 you came into a zombie franchise expecting anything less? I mean, they didn't even do any gross shit with internal organs yet

[@guilhermesfk]

Oh come on Xan. None of the RE games were horror. Not real horror at least. They were the fun cheesy horror. More "Evil Dead", less "The Thing". This are really new grounds for the series. And you can't count on fans of the the preceding games to be ready for this level of brownpants.

[@Xanthanarium]

Guilherme Sabino alright, I haven't seen much of the series so this is what I was expecting

[@balthazarmayrena600]

They're uploading RE 8 so slowly i just went to RE7 so that I can binge.

[@williammccallum4760]

Like to go back to the resident evil playthroughs every once in a while, especially now since re4 is on the list. Hopefully they don't wait another year or two in between resident evil runs.

[@PrincessStabbityPLS]

So the moral of the story is don't go after your 3-years-absent yandere spouse to a creepy house in the middle of nowhere. Oh wait, that's not a life lesson, it's basic common sense.

[@the_echoYT]

I'm really interested to see how exactly this ties in with the previous RE games. I think it's fairly obvious that the area surrounding the Baker estate is a testing ground for some Umbrella virus, but if that's all there is, it feels like that's a little low-key for a main, numbered title. So there's gotta be a bigger picture, I just have no idea what it could be.

[@AirahsELL]

The_Echo Umbrella is canonically destroyed. Happened in RE5 and anyone trying to bring it back died in RE6.

[@the_echoYT]

But in Beginning Hour, there's that helicopter with the Umbrella logo.

[@guppyninja]

Well, if you listen when Mia's talking in the background after she *spoilers* chainsaws your fucking hand off, she says "It's my job. Must. Contain. Outbreak. ~I can't understand this part~ Burn it all down!" so there's definitely Virus related fuckery, but I don't know how Mia and Daddy relate to each other, or that virus.

[@arctic4060]

I think she said "Gotta quit, i promise" after outbreak.

[@leeann1530]

I am so happy that the game I've been so hyped for starts with a discussion about LOST. Now I want to rewatch the entire series.

[@ZeKyra]

It feels more like Silent Hill than Resident Evil...

[@xRaiofSunshine]

Jayne Kyra Silent Evil. Resident Hill. 😹

[@homegrowntwinkie]

The Headphones in the demo I think were a hint to listen carefully. The whole thing at the end of the demo where you had to listen for those laughs when you go to various places through the house to get the secret ending, I think that's what it might've been implying.

[@shirotakami6184]

I thought Cry and Cox playing resident evil together was a whole thing they were doing. This makes me kind of sad.

[@picaludica]

RE5 and RE6 were cheesy action games, though. :) RE7 is more oriented towards actual horror, so it seems more fitting for the SGS to play it.

[@ieyke]

SGS > All other considerations

[@asleegraves4901]

When Davis gets so scared he sings. That's my favourite thing ever, probably.

[@WolfGamer1900]

I’ve watched this playthrough 3 times... maybe 4. It’s just so good!

[@josephsteven1600]

I'm a fucking man.

[@hamachibeans4471]

That got my funny bone when Davis was like “no, it’s... Andre”

[@rob98000]

You know, the devs made some HANDY changes to the resi formula. I've gotta HAND it to you, I thought you would have died more. That padlock CHAIN; SAW you guys figure out that puzzle instantly and it was cool. You're a CUT above the rest. I can't quite put my FINGER on why I like you guys so much, the reason is out of my GRASP.

[@mcterrylesterson3280]

Mr.Death Why you gotta spoil things...

[@rob98000]

Mcterry Lesterson I didn't spoil anything

[@Darkstorm299]

Well played sir, well played.

[@Zappygunshot]

The door is over there.

[@MooseCrossing262]

I see what you did there...

[@LivingLeeEUC]

Scary Game Squad is the only gameplay I even watch anymore. You guys are pure gold.

[@hazell1304]

SPOILERS but watching this back like dang, ehtans hands used to be so healthy, so unsliced, so attached

[@zleake000]

This playthrough is great because y'all actually pay attention and don't rush through anything. THANK YOU GUYTHS!

[@EldritchGoddess]

this has been my second most aniticipated series from you, first being another game with TB (yay for pit people)

[@pissedoffatyt]

omfg, "cut my wife into pieces"

[@mrfisher1072]

pissedoffatyt hilarious.

[@dertrix37]

This is my last resort!

[@zoemorrison6769]

So just want to say to you guys. I played this game on VR when it first came out & had nightmares about Jack Backer & have never been more scared in my life. I’ve watched your stream of it countless times to cure my fear and now have finally bought a PS4 and can play it for myself. I usually watch horror movies to put me to sleep but this game (including Mia & her small chin) haunt my dreams. Wish an Aussie friend some luck!!

[@scytheblob67]

I really want them to get to the end and its just Wesker in a bathrobe yelling "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!"

[@xRaiofSunshine]

Hernie Clanders *Wesker in the bathroom* THAT'S IT! I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEEEH

[@scytheblob67]

Kalee Brooks HAHA

[@TaviaStrife]

Wow, what a wild ride of an opening! Holy crap! I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. I'm really looking forward to more of this. Story-wise, it seems that this new virus is almost perfect--the zombies aren't mindless or hive-mind. These zombies could actually blend into the populace if perfected (and the infected might not even know, seeing as how Mia was acting when you first met her). Anyhow, super interested!

[@Zettern96]

Isn't this the plot from silent hill 2? Message from dead wife and you go to a creepy place to find her.

[@nicholasrowley947]

Alexander Zobel To be fair that's the beginning plot for a lot of games.

[@demilung]

Going to a creepy place because you got a message from a dead wife? Can you give examples, because I'm genuenly interested. I can't recall any other than Silent Hill 2.

[@nicholasrowley947]

demilung I've been trying to think of a specific example but I'm pulling up blanks.

[@TheTrueDeadFingers]

Dead Space.

[@emerald3616]

This game also has hints of Evil Dead.

[@loganb7059]

Oh man, I listen to these kinds of LPs while I work and I had the biggest grin when I saw this on my feed. Thank you for this gift.

[@divinitydoe]

Honestly even if you could refrain from killing her, I'm glad they did anyway. #NoChin

[@SophiaSanders61]

WestOfKeystone I didn't know we were talking about Leafy. Yeah, end him.

[@NoHairD0ntCare]

I've been on edge this entire video. This game was well done.

[@quigglepuff7576]

YES! Finally, I've been stalking Jesse's twitter all day.

[@bradym67]

I'm pretty sure I've never been this excited to watch a video before. I'm so excited for this Let's Play.

[@PogMcDog]

Back after bingeing RE 2 and RE3

[@beautypinkbaby]

The joint scream at the end 😂😂😂😂

[@Alexhandre13]

YES! I was looking forward to this, don't wanna pay 60$ for a game i'll probably be too scared to play. lol

[@CP_Maverick]

His eyes took only seconds to adjust to the swallowing darkness. What he could see was dirt. It was everywhere: on the walls, the floors, and even the scattered possessions of whomever lived here. He reached the flashlight clipped to his belt and clicked it on. The grime was much worse now that he could get a good look at it. And that's when he clicked the video closed, turned his computer off, and sat with all of the lights in the apartment turned on. xD

[@clarkecorvo2692]

46:30 i love how the first shot went directly into the chin 😂

[@qb8030]

"She's gonna turn into one of them Tangelas" Only Alex would say a thing like that

[@redgamemaster]

Who else came back to watch this now that 8 is out?

[@laharlkent]

Now that I know the "Welcome to the family son." punch killed Ethan, I came back to see if there is any hints.

[@MajkaSrajka]

0:29 "What is better than ship full of diamonds or ship full ofgold? ... -Friendship" -JCox 2017

[@Darkerzap21]

I'm back for the 5th time. Would love to watch their RE2 play through but I wanna play it first. The life of a poor boy.

[@distantsea]

Same here

[@kingcreepercs]

Look, if you had, one shot Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow! Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes gravity Oh - there goes spaghetti, he choked He's so mad, but he won't Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it He knows, his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's spaghetti He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime The spaghetti's escaping through this hole that is gaping This spaghetti is mine for the taking Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World spaghetti A normal life is spaghetti; but superspaghetti's Close to spaghetti, it only grows harder Homie grows spaghetti, he blows it's all over These hoes is all spaghetti, coast to coast spaghetti He's known as the Globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown spaghetti from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own spaghetti But hold your nose cause here goes the cold spaghetti These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold spaghetti They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and spaghetti. And so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, spaghetti But the beat goes on: da-da-dum da-dum da-dah No more games, I'mma change what you call spaghetti Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs spaghetti I was playin' in the spaghetti, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and spaghetti'ed off stage But I kept rhyming and spaghetti right in the next cipher Best believe somebody's spaghetti'ing the Pied Piper All the spaghetti inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my spaghetti Five and I can't provide the right type of Spaghetti for my family, cause man, these God damn Food stamps don't buy spaghetti, and there's no movie There's no Mekhi spaghetti, this is my life And this spaghetti is so hard, and it's getting even harder Tryin' to feed and water my spaghetti plus, teeter-totter Caught up between being spaghetti and a prima donna Baby momma drama, screaming on her too much for me to wanna Stay in spaghetti, another day of spaghetti Has gotten me to the point, I'm like spaghetti To formulate spaghetti, or end up in jail or shot Spaghetti is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Spaghetti I love you but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in spaghetti's Lot So here I go it's my shot. Spaghetti: fail me not This may be the only spaghetti that I got

[@TheGoob65]

I wish Dooger would be part of the scary game squad

[@valazor2668]

Jesse "I hate a 10 year old because i don't agree with his father" Cox.

[@guitarrasfoda6355]

as a chinless person myself, I feel attacked

[@Iroaromrok]

Best damn show on KZbin. Love you guys. Can't wait for the rest of this nightmare

[@MatthewSchellGaming]

I could not play this in VR.

[@WarriorLavaCat]

I literally screamed "OMG Scary Game Squad!" in a public place out of pure excitement. I don't care about the stares I'm getting.

[@ieyke]

Jesus H. Christ. This is so good. This game would be fucking NUTS in VR.

[@Enchie]

TEC I would love to see someone play VR.

[@JayRMW]

Im pretty sure the channel Funhaus played it in VR mode.

[@sarahmacdonald955]

Are they still alive???

[@MorphoBloo]

Watching this again for shotgun gate.

[@shinchin6294]

YAS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS