Sean Patton - Full Body Cavity Search

#SeanPatton on having to get a full body cavity search in Louisiana, out partying 20 year olds, and the unique exchange he made with his friend.
#SeanPattonStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2010.
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[@matthewepperly7964]

I love how articulate he is. Makes all the weird shit he's spewing feel accessible.

[@connycontainer9459]

Weird ? I find it very relatable.

[@bobbisue313]

@@connycontainer9459 right

[@heraldosurpriz7059]

5:35 Something about that imaginary glass toss gets me. This guy is great.

[@jomarkohoward2665]

Right

[@impressinggordon3759]

Left

[@rodentnuts]

@@impressinggordon3759 nigga...

[@rachelw821]

He is one of the most underrated comics.

[@politure]

Seriously 👍

[@xxportalxx.]

Has been said about all comics*

[@black_leg_sanji6496]

@@xxportalxx. including Amy Schumer?

[@JeffReams]

@@black_leg_sanji6496 I bet Amy Schumer has said that about herself and that’s about it.

[@tolfan4438]

Not by me

[@rjcomeaux5461]

Oh my god, this guy is great! "Struck a deal" Lmaoooooo!!

[@briel7904]

"Business transaction." 😂😂😂

[@they.call.me.ranchcause.i.3381]

Its not gay. Its a business deal.

[@RelentlessPedigree]

As gay as it gets

[@magicman9218]

A mouth is a mouth and 20 dollars is 20 dollars xD

[@screwupkiid1771]

No homo 😳

[@vincentvega5686]

@@magicman9218 you can say the same about the butthole.

[@nickswartzfager3928]

i mean did he have socks on because its gay if you don't have socks

[@desireeholloway3353]

“Puppies! 12 Puppies!” Lmao

[@espvp]

He's Jack Black's lost son.

[@connorpro4326]

Was just about to comment that he looks like "Jack Black's less chaotic counterpart."

[@tolfan4438]

I heard someplace they are cousins

[@poncho_x4410]

@@tolfan4438 I really doubt that they are cousins. I don't think that's true at all to be honest, but I suppose that I could be wrong. Look it up.

[@BrandonHeat92]

This guy is seriously funny. I laugh hard at all his stand up. Hope to see more.

[@mhypersonic]

He's got a Jack Black looking comedy vibe

[@General.Apeshit]

He needs a Netflix special

[@hellofrominside8524]

I'm not sure who proposed that business transaction but he's a genius.

[@notmynameanymore941]

Sean Patton looks like a diabetic version of the dude from "get him to the greek"

[@stevoofd]

Connor Stinnett Russel brand?

[@caseyphelps6232]

Yeah if russel brand and Jonah hill had a baby it would be this man

[@EmpressOfExile206]

Looks more like Zac Galifianakis

[@GramboAshby]

Thank you so much for putting this back up.

[@TheKensta88]

Holy crap I haven't laughed this hard in a while, tears were streaming down my face and my stomach is sore.

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

*I'm 47.* _That's a great lookin' 47-year old...._ *'Kidding, I'm 31.'* _That is NOT good for 31..._

[@julieshrout9835]

Perhaps two crazies make the odd couple, because it takes two to make things go right and it takes two to make it out of sight, and OMG my brain never stops

[@jaydensantos2730]

Its just homie-sexual

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

SEAN!!!!!😍

[@mattx902]

This had me laughing so damn hard!!!

[@Scorch1028]

Sean Patton looks so much like John Belushi. He could probably play some of Belushi’s classic characters well.

[@unclejesse4271]

I wanted to ask about the Eye liner, not his jail time...

[@notthere83]

I think it suits him.

[@bobbisue313]

I don't think it's eye liner...just full dark eye lashes maybe?

[@KlowdZzz]

It’s his scorpio eyes

[@Transmissiondude]

Pot calling out the kettle uncle Jesse 🤣

[@spacepirate9275]

It's his choice it doesn't really matter. You wouldn't ask about that on a woman

[@MattMillerRealComedy]

this is great

[@5lrhythms803]

I’m 22 and I agree with you 😂

[@ricecristi]

Whoa! This guys is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@julieshrout9835]

😂😂😂😂😂 I must have eaten the wrong mushrooms on this blind date I went on, because he's talking about "striking deals with his gay friend," and I'm staying in a motel 6 thinking about playing Chess and Monopoly with my gay friend. 🤯🤔😬 It's not Taco twosday, it's spending two days playing these games with my gay friend and trying to add up the mathematical equation on how this all ends

[@wuftchan8299]

2:00 aka every videogame character ever

[@rosecrow1545]

Due to become a legend at the gate!!!!

[@ExtremelyToxic]

Guy killed it 👌

[@jefflabbecomedy]

This man is clearly a genius.

[@lilfootg]

He’s needs a couple special on Netflix so bad my favorite is joke of all times is parent Owner’s 🤣😂😂 So funny an tru 👍🏾

[@BovinaSancta79]

Funny shit!

[@TurdFerguson884]

This guys should play belushi. John, not Jim. Even Jim doesn’t want to be Jim.

[@whiteru55ian33]

Turd Ferguson yea his looks are John Belushi spot on

[@shiestysean]

LMAO

[@iimmannii]

LMAO

[@MALEMUSE]

Well said brotha...

[@mushroom6707]

I approve

[@knoxbronx1859]

2 min in and I’m 💀

[@Scorpio-hy1bc]

Funny

[@charmygreen665]

Seriously pissed hes underrated. Hes so fuckin funny i dont think ive ever been disappointed by something i saw by him

[@BuzzinVideography]

He looks like Sal from Impractical Jokers did coke, streaked through an NFL game, and did a year in prison. But is absolutely hilarious

[@looof3719]

Lol

[@jeffharbaugh8683]

The cast of "Bonanza" was asked if the brothers were gay. They said "No, but thank God Hop Sing was."

[@cfguizzy]

Can someone plz give this man a Netflix special

[@buckybarnes3803]

Artie Lange what up

[@xenos_n.]

You know it's not Artie because this man still has a nose.

[@whiteru55ian33]

I was thinking the long lost Belushi.

[@bullsmoothtime]

Patton looks like a character from superbad

[@jamalsangster]

Beer shot beer shot!

[@urieljimenez8115]

He has that Tom segura vibe

[@amberadams2935]

Yo this guy funny as fuck

[@bobbyrose8967]

😂

[@tkemp3706]

Ohhhh Kay imma just stop you at 5:53 and imma head out

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

"The fuck you gonna do copper? Kill a puppy?" Nah, they'll call the ATF for that.

[@TheBrob1983]

If more people handled business transactions like him this world would be so chill

[@anthonymadril1210]

He looks like if he was a transformer, he would transform into a pack of bologna

[@YesSir34]

yakked to the gills!

[@DvDPlaya]

i've been looking for this "That's not partying!" skit. Thank you. And i kid you not, the C.O.'s at my local jail said they caught a guy trying to hide a gun in his ass.

[@tldoctor2497]

Take that with a grain of salt. COs and the truth tend to be strangers

[@tldoctor2497]

There are some pretty crazy inmates tho what state

[@DvDPlaya]

@@tldoctor2497 Pennsylvania. I didn't ask what kind of gun though. Because tiny revolvers do exist.

[@fordrac1ng81]

Jorge Garcia looks really good after his weight loss

[@tennisnerd9008]

Get this guy a fucking special

[@tti3360]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@antonlauritsen9041]

This reminds me of a south park episode

[@Ahzurr]

Anton Lauritsen I know which one too 😂😂😂

[@venusmcintire3006]

3:30 I feel exposed😳

[@wreckemtech165]

I like *Business transactions*

[@waltermatthewberg]

I believe that last joke was a true story

[@thENDweDIE]

Wtf is it about this fuckin' guy..!!?? Kills me EVERY time..!!

[@kenball1980]

Is that Hurley from Lost?

[@supermetroid009]

He looks like John belushi

[@dearjessi5298]

His voice sounds like Micheal J Fox

[@mrmacguff1n]

Dude looks like John belushi

[@awakenmytoads9632]

No homo

[@alison4316]

A funny Artie Lang.

[@dr.ninjake]

He looks like a Chinese action figure of Jack Black

[@thescoundrel793]

Boy you got a discount mullet

[@VyvienneEaux]

How can I work out such a deal with a straight friend? 🤔

[@carrrexx7190]

Are you wearing a yamaka?

[@sway_9803]

shout out to the guy wearing the fuck cancer shirt

[@spaz9797]

Cop though he was fuckin mr. slave from south park

[@ItsChurchieYall]

The cops killed Cumin

[@theworldsokayestmichigande851]

Come in?

[@johnmwakilili]

crowd was poor

[@freddyc9725]

He looks like Artie Lange is he was only addicted to snacks and not heroin. Imagine this guy older and without a nose.

[@jackhaugh]

I actually am 47.

[@HalloweenStalker666]

I am 30. And even with experience. I wouldnt drink with a 21 yr old.

[@kosmaslemo]

there is some stanhope in there

[@jackkraken3888]

That last one though. He forgot to say "No Homo".

[@dodgynotdodgy]

Brofist amirite guys

[@papawyvern6993]

Cumin

[@erixrodriguez8]

um did the cop say gun or strap cause they call shivs, straps in prison

[@MacGrinds]

Well he clearly said that the cop said GUN. Props to your prison slang knowledge tho bud...top shelf stuff.

[@dodgynotdodgy]

Just dudes being dudes

[@notapplicable3167]

Is guy head the same as girl head?

[@professorweedington4962]

...........what

[@titanoflight2930]

Well some would say guy head is better, all things considered it really is more of a stereotype/gag just like women there are gay men who just don't know shit about dick. How is that possible you may ask? The lord works in mysterious ways

[@MrTacoSr]

If jack black was funny and better looking

[@sabertoothwallaby2937]

Why a strip search

[@rantingguy1726]

He's like a non-heroin addicted Artie Lange

[@raquelbennett436]

booooo

[@mayhemlolz]

Niggayougay🌚

[@holyhybridmisty3824]

That’s me with my gay friend

[@Parz1val465]

Ha! Gay

[@ronniemckeown7590]

Guys low key woke

[@AA-hi6os]

This guy is the least funny comedian I’ve ever had the misfortune of coming across.