Sebastian Maniscalco - AIRPORT CHECK-IN (Aren’t You Embarrassed?)

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[@ConnieCeleste-o5u]

I was going through breast cancer.......he kept me laughing through my treatment......today cancer free

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

Awesome!

[@gaiabandini8145]

❤❤❤❤

[@tlobb2325]

Amazing! Keep being strong!

[@a-autodidactism]

Amazing! Keep going strong ❤

[@Pnut0408]

Awesome.... sending hugs from NY ❤

[@halwasserman7905]

What really makes him special is the physicality he puts into his performances.

[@susanzheng926]

去水印软件❤❤❤的 了吗

[@DudeBro824]

No shit, Sherlock. Lol just saying what every comment says about him in every video.

[@djish3223]

His voice the accent and the physical make anything he says funny.

[@herodog2442]

rude af@@DudeBro824

[@sdufg]

actually thats the most annoying part.

[@JackLinko]

Guy sneaks in a workout every set

[@mehad9885]

Good one!!! 😂😂

[@plantainman7664]

Gotta be on the grind!!

[@ellenmaze]

Great comment!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kelliecanestrari9906]

😂😂😂😂

[@victoriadathan2675]

😂😂😂

[@ShawnFX]

1:57 "the guy behind me is 500lbs that doesn't matter" one of my favorite lines in all of comedy, still remember the first time I heard this line and I could not stop laughing!!!😂

[@totemthepole]

Same situation, I asked them, "What about this guy? Are you telling me if I SWALLOWED the bag I wouldn't have to pay extra?" Even the fat guy was laughing

[@jewelsbarbie]

@@totemthepole 😂 it’s a valid question

[@amydunat-empoweryouwell4910]

That’s freakin funny

[@EMERALDJAYNE]

Haaaaaa.... I was one of those horrible people at the airline's but mostly I let people get by because it was such a freaking hassle getting out the 28 lb Master card swiper with carbon copies... Which took like 15 minutes per person...😂😂😂 Everybody in my line got to take a little bit extra😂😂😂😂

[@cjpatz]

“Yet somehow my socks are gonna send the plane crashing into the pacific?!”😅😂

[@dogsareprecious4842]

"my SOCK is gonna take the plane into the Pacific...." ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vjcosta11]

I’m crying

[@febash1702]

😹😹😹

[@dragontwin4448]

😂

[@DevonGarahan]

One of my favorite lines!! Hysterical!! 😂😂😂

[@DeeDeex007o]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mr.q6265]

“I’m takin out a boot, a sock. toothpaste. is this two pounds?” Comedy gold

[@Jay-ds2eu]

not rlly

[@adamstein7302]

Jay thank you for your opinion

[@petew.7870]

#IDontKnowWhatTwoPoundsIs 😂🤣😂🤣

[@imaginova88]

I love watching Sebastian and he does have some great material, but a lot of people do say its his body language and actions that make it gold. Either way I enjoy it

[@tommaika9121]

There is a penalty for asking...TSA code.gov.perp.69-33-69

[@tvushington6994]

Sebastian really perfected his craft 🔥. Gotta see him live after this pandemic

[@whinstonwhoodle6373]

Haha. Anticipate a late start if he’s flying in and one of the 23 blue shirts that disliked the vid so far are on shift.

[@trooper744]

Agreed!

[@user-np6wq1tx9c]

I saw him a few years ago - he was incredible!! 🤣

[@totemthepole]

This scamdemic is never going to end

[@tschantz]

After this pandemic? Um...about that...

[@chauvo2626]

4:07 His delivery is priceless. That empty look and the accent kills me every time

[@brandonrael7891]

The guy behind me weighs 500 pounds! Are you prepared for this kind of weight?!? LOLOOLOLOL!!!!

[@whyyeseyec]

They gotta seat that guy in the center of the plane so they don't scrape the ground on takeoff.

[@jenniferbaldini3527]

@@whyyeseyec Hilarious!! 🤣

[@Mmmkay10]

@@whyyeseyec HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@rebeccamiles4119]

Hilarious

[@latoyamalone415]

😂😂😂 he’s fit because he works out throughout his entire set. Love him

[@Taparoo2]

I’ve been to the airport in Beirut, Lebanon...he ain’t lyin about the security 😂

[@LaLabutterfly]

Zach B Errr 9/11?

[@shawnr771]

Seoul International had sand bagged fighting positions with concertina wire and manned machine guns on either side of the main entrance in 1988.

[@shawnr771]

@@zibzibber6458 The whole country is set up like that. There are tank walls every few miles. With bridges that already have holes in the concrete columns to emplace explosives in a rapid manner.

[@timoshi119]

You can get explosivly low tickets in Beirut. Too soon?

[@Bradlalb123]

Zach B America is the middle threat of terrorism, but because it’s such a well secured super nation, it’s not really an option lol. You walk into NYC With a bomb and an ak47 and ur either shot dead or arrested in about 3 minutes lol cops everywhere

[@FoxxFire]

This exact bit is when Sebastian became my favorite comedian. I was in the military for seven years, and I've been to more airports than I can remember. And it is so true how other countries have their military guarding the airports, in neat, pressed uniforms. But when Sebastian says, "Have you seen our first line of defense?...Take out your...." Lol!!! That exact guy IS the first line of defense at all U.S. airports. This bit is amazing...actually this whole special is amazing. Oh and the Pete and Sebastian show podcast is also fantastic. Pete's witty as hell man. Hearing Pete make Sebastian laugh for an hour every week, one of the greatest comedians of our time laugh out loud, is worth the price of admission.

[@danymalsound]

Thank you for your service!

[@cclark3905]

Sadly, I have a feeling this bit put him on a TSA list... 😳

[@candymountainn]

His exaggerated movements and flailing are actually pretty accurate lmao. Especially at LAX

[@cirodimarzio8688]

@@danymalsound*Cervix

[@Linsks]

Thank you for your Service

[@shanechostetler9997]

When he said that it’s a scam, he nailed it!

[@donnalenz5710]

Yeah it’s still going on the plane. Where’s the logic???🤬🤣🤣🤣

[@DeeDeex007o]

Mmmhmmmm

[@4pfCorps]

I just found this guy 2 days ago and omg. I love this. His delivery and bits are just incredible.

[@callmeishmael4659]

he has two specials on netflix

[@loriduffecy9205]

He is the best!...no foul language.. excellent delivery 😂

[@alexf4894]

Easily one of his best bits all-time. Hysterical.

[@jarisstarling6696]

"The guy behind me is 500 pounds but my sock's going to take the plane into the Pacific"

[@Jabersson]

3:06 As soon as he said TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP he turned into Kramer 😆

[@kramer3d]

he turned into Ben Stiller when he did that

[@whyyeseyec]

You mean none other than millionaire industrialist A J Pennypacker?

[@tonyajordan2702]

Omg. Lmao

[@adamzangara]

I love how he cocks the machine gun like it's a shotgun. He's hilarious.

[@RS54321]

Totally!!

[@dawnkoufakis3688]

I wonder if Sebastian was a dancer. He moves like a dancer but he is a world class comedian! Sebastian, dude, you are therapy!

[@annebodee]

I never thought of that but you're right!

[@peiyamada1653]

Yes he was :)

[@leosmith9163]

Definitely not his dad would never allow that lol

[@janeking4059]

He works out

[@janeking4059]

@@leosmith9163 didn't think so...maybe did when he was at an older age...

[@christicrenshaw2772]

Everything he saids is 100 percent the truth.

[@MrBigr11]

That’s why it’s funny

[@jek4912]

He's what we NEED nowadays.

[@tmghn1]

Its not about the weight being on the plane, its about people having to load your bag. The union mandates it cant weigh more than 50 pounds.

[@doritogamingyt]

@@tmghn1 makes sense. i didn't know that but i can definitely see unions arguing for that since most people can lift up to 50 lbs.

[@GloriaReyesUrKrazzyMom]

@@tmghn1 it is joke. i think he knows :)

[@jenniferbaldini3527]

This guy is a real life marionette...I keep looking for the strings. His body movements are EFFORTLESS. 👏👏👏

[@gunkanjima3408]

Are you a quadriplegic?

[@pierre-claudemeriot6562]

Gunkanjima literally what I was wondering

[@pizzajeanz4410]

Imagine how much he practiced it

[@badballiance87]

@@gunkanjima3408 rude

[@amyntut]

I nearly pissed myself 😂😂 at the machete for a toenail. 😂🤣. I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a long time. I scared my cat off of my lap.

[@jenniferbaldini3527]

rhoades girl...now you made ME, laugh out loud!! THANK YOU!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@sumnerwaite6390]

A genuine laugh !!!! Dare I say GUFFAW

[@swaggertt3106]

On my soul I died but u have to hear his other joke wit people for fingers on there feet cause of how long some people toes are he says he can pick up an Orange he did the same stance wit his legs in dis vid u gotta watch it 😂😂😂

[@sydneywebbe7737]

Me too...too funny and truthful.

[@amyntut]

@@sumnerwaite6390 YESSSSSS . My kids said mom , you Ahgagaga ahgagaga

[@shirleneremiticado1689]

He's sooo right tho!!! Lol 😅😅 it's still going on the plane like what's it matter?? 😅😅

[@12mountain]

“...like he could cut...PROVOLONE” 😂😂😂

[@danielfaulkner7638]

a thin SLICEEEEE of provolonaaa. LMBO

[@user-sb2wl8zj7f]

I lost it oh he's goood

[@ricardobjj24]

Always act shocked that your bag is overweight at the airport

[@shoka_01]

“My sock is gonna take the plane into the pacific, but you’re prepared for *this* kind of weight?!” Lmaoo it’s too good

[@BackdraftGaming]

I nearly passed out laughing when he screamed “TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOPS!!”

[@trooper744]

SAME 😂😂

[@Loril715]

I saw him live and I was crying so hard, partly laughing hysterically and partly because my stomach hurt so bad from laughing... I couldn’t wait for him to finish to relieve the pain. LOL. HES A MUST SEE. He’s truly the best. He has two specials in Netflix!

[@boddyj87]

Same here holy cow that was funny

[@tonyajordan2702]

Ikr. Funniest shit ever

[@tonyajordan2702]

Best shit ever

[@maxasaurus3008]

Holy shit Sebastian, almost killed me literally just now. Thank you for that.

[@meganaelle]

Omg I'm dying, this guy and his toenails🤣😂so glad I discovered you a few months ago. I'm a French gal living in Ireland so took me a while to know about you. But love love your style, clean and hilarious, I wish your TV show will become a reality and will be available internationally

[@meganaelle]

@E Drudkle yes I know and I've almost watched it all already! Same, I've been watching intensively and I feel I've gone through close to every possible video on KZbin already! More, please! 😀

[@nicolassalazar457]

Cheers to Ireland

[@janeking4059]

Same ... RECENTLY found him.

[@KandyGravesCoach]

This actually happened to my husband at Midway in Chicago. My son and I had already passed through and we look back and my husband is pulling stuff out of his bag, it's flying everywhere! We were laughing so hard THEN we hear this bit by Sebastian and I literally lost it. So hilarious!

[@kingayy9267]

Did they make your husband ship his stuff back to your house or put it in his check-in? Sometimes they make you mail it!

[@ArcticWolf00Alpha0]

Sebastian: "Machine Gun!" Also Sebastian: Makes the Gesture of a shotgun.

[@annebodee]

I thought the same thing "machine guns don't work like that." 😂😂😂

[@TeaBurn]

Some rifles have grenade launchers, where that gesture would make more sense. And other military around the world for some reason like to point the end upward instead of downward to the ground when holding their weapons.

[@luv2cook.]

I loved the look on his face tho!

[@winykittygirl]

Your body motions during your skits are EVERYTHING!!🤣🤣😍🥰🤩

[@1976jtv]

Your physical comedy is incredible, man.

[@bananka4905]

I could watch this guy all day .. and I am late for work 🙂

[@keyeslord]

🙂

[@billymoses9925]

Go to work bananka

[@rex-racer]

I always put an incremental set of dumbbells in my suitcase so that I can take out the perfect amount of weight when I check in.

[@mastiffmama6008]

Are you kidding me?? Seriously,?? I just buy a luggage scale

[@adammada511]

I got your humour. SMFH at this guy ^

[@annebodee]

😂😂😂

[@jek4912]

That's a good one. 🤣🤣

[@JustMe-ub9yo]

@@mastiffmama6008 oh my god you did not think this dude was serious lmao.

[@TheSmdl]

Still one of my favorite skit of all times. Anyone who traveled by plane can relate. From the jubilating attendant when your luggage is too heavy and your need to pay extra $$ or your extra boot is going to take the plane down.

[@jenniferwilliams5478]

The first time seeing him on tv had me cracking up. Seen him live 3 times now.

[@taylormade242]

This Guy is crazy!!!! I'm up in texas at 4am laughing so loud the neighbors dog is barking at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@NeroSurvives]

When he put his hands behind his back after talking about security in the rest of the world was so spot on.

[@DudeBro824]

"Idk what 2 pounds is" 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@i.montano4359]

Love this guy 😂

[@ILikeDemocracy7]

Right there with you.

[@coniljw]

My daughter was traveling to Europe. They said her bag was too heavy. She opened it & started putting on more clothes!! They let her go thru.

[@EB-gt1pq]

Smart daughter!!

[@totemthepole]

Been there, done that

[@jewelsbarbie]

I’ve done the same thing 😂

[@sanseb17]

Hahaha you re daughter knows how to handle

[@brandonjohnson1869]

Genius.

[@elsea9621]

A thin slice of provoloneyyyy!!! 👌😂😂😂

[@Jowitaxoxo]

OMG this man and his brilliantly candid and hilarious comedy has literally been one of the very few things that has helped me maintain my sanity through this crazy time! So very grateful for him!

[@dorianthompson3121]

Literally get a stomach ache laughing! I can totally see him in the clubs in the 80s all tan and cologned!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HJG-1019]

You are an absolute gem! How could we go thru 2020 without these Truths!?! Bwuahahahaha!!

[@JabrieldaGoat]

I literally spat out my water when he said "take out your laptop!!!!" Oh my god that was funny

[@betty1890]

The creams and gels 😂

[@JoeJacksonGT3]

So far, 18 TSA agents have disliked the video LMAO

[@GloriaReyesUrKrazzyMom]

lol!!!

[@gladysrodriguez6707]

Oh well maybe they need a remake in sense of humor therapy

[@makelifebetterbb]

Lol!

[@NazLove]

I lost count of how many times I’ve watched this video 😂

[@Stv4898]

3:36 can we leave people’s shoes on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yaakovfurman7321]

That soft realese....😂

[@GinaSigillito]

These are basic skill sets. lol I love this guy.

[@noahstrand9069]

0:27 brilliant. thats the kind of funny that makes your ribs hurt and you don’t even know why

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

TSA means "throw shit away" - I am so glad I don't have to fly for work, and can't really afford to go anywhere for fun that requires flying 😂 not that you can go anywhere now anyway, or if you go, you can't get home!

[@robertcavalier6133]

I've been to 42 airports on Earth since 1960! I also drove intl. airport limos for 6+ years. I fully understand this man's performance. Trust me; THANKS! * Cav *

[@hustlehard4251]

0:23 😂😂😂😂😂 "You tell your wife we're never gonna make it "It's okay it's okay!" "OKAY OKAY HUH"

[@UrsoL7bbyidc]

One of my FAVORITE clips. I cry laughing EVERY time!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@orca.digital]

There’s nobody better in comedy these days.

[@rossiikhan]

I just want to say what everybody is saying. He puts so much energy into his physical performance! Okay, now I'm one of the sheep. I feel like I belong to something important now

[@Keviekev115]

“ put it on the carry on” “ its still on the plane” good ass point lmfao

[@butyoucancallmesam]

"Have you seen our first line of defense? Take out your laptop!!!" Oh my goodness 🤣!!!

[@zakkopcho2571]

The way he did the gun gesture got me 🤣

[@BackwoodsFilms]

The way he extricates his legs from the tangled mic cable at 3:21 and makes it part of the routine is priceless.

[@jessykaiser6373]

Sebastian is comedic gold! .. "The soft release" LMAO! .. I just love this cat's acts!

[@IaMoDiNaRy]

Hilarious as always, Sebastian... Thanks for giving us a reason to laugh out loud...

[@charlenemoriarty1506]

Yes thank you!!!

[@sandywright6670]

This man tells stories that are REAL AND HILARIOUS..I HATE TAKING MY SHOES OFF LOL

[@beli7wong]

🤣So freakin funny, but pissed-off that you’re absolutely right about the straight, out blunt airline scams! 😡

[@rossanafioravanti8526]

io sono morta dal ridere drop dead per terra quando ha parlato dell'unghia e del provolone o dio...ti amoooo

[@rhino9299]

I just discovered this guy recently, and I gotta say, I'm grabbing tix for his shows once this virus chills out. 😂😂🤣

[@JonBaldassari]

"Take out your laptop!" Heard that way too many times. LMFAO

[@SuperSergioey]

My wife and I go back and forth with your comedic lines! Its HILARIOUS!! "Take out your laptops!!!" LOL

[@christopherbeckhardt2747]

TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP!!! I die everytime 😭😂

[@lllewis2506]

😂🤣🤦🏾‍♂️ he is a fool so hilarious and it's so true. What is two pounds anybody know what two pounds is 😂

[@richarddarlington1139]

32 ounces.

[@when_did_i_post_this6996]

@@richarddarlington1139 lol is everything a question u gotta answer? 🤣

[@melvina628]

@@when_did_i_post_this6996 (bobblehead doll move, lower lip hanging down)

[@rex-racer]

@Richard Darlington, could also be about $2.55 at today’s rates

[@lllewis2506]

@@when_did_i_post_this6996 😂

[@joannecralle6877]

HYSTERICAL!! I love this guy!!!

[@AM-xe4iq]

“Oooooooooooh I’m sorrryyyy” lmao

[@sharoncopeland2700]

Love this guy. Laughing so hard!

[@Lee-n2n1t]

These comments are almost just as funny 😄. I’m laughing scrolling and his theatrical delivery that’s so on point.

[@marjoriecohn3868]

It's all going on the plane. 😃😄😁😄

[@TheHoriginal]

Laughing + crying. This guy 😆

[@GolfGirl-xq5ke]

"OHHHHHHHHH, I'm sorry! Your bag is 2 pounds over..." got me on the floor. so did my sock is going to bring us into the pacific

[@loudevone7019]

"Just a thin slice of provolone"....I almost fell out of my chair. Feet and toes are disgusting and his mannerisms are so spot on hilarious!!!

[@eric4719]

LMAO! "It's still going on the plane....what does it matter if it's on top or underneath!"

[@tatesherman8273]

The first guy they send out part is so perfect. Having flown out of O’Hare several times can confirm I know exactly who he’s talking about

[@richardlippincott8881]

OMG, I SO LOVE Sebastian.........he is so honest and laugh-out-loud hysterical, love, maureen

[@daxbradley4346]

His little moves that accentuate what he's saying make it 100 times funnier. Like when he says, "machine guns" and does that little "reloading" gesture. He's funny, but also a great physical comedian

[@Mayabee321]

When he starts slicing the provolone 🤣

[@gabrielacrowe]

Wow. It feels like it was ages ago!! Thanks for this reminder!!

[@StarlightPr0ductions]

This might be my favorite skit from Sebastian 😂😂😂 “idk what two pounds is” 🤣

[@mjblue84]

The toenail thing and provolone gets me every time!!!

[@paposwing2925]

I've never heard of this guy until a friend posted this exact video on Facebook. Being hooked with him ever since 😂😂😂

[@scubadudefrommaine]

3:00 have you seen our line😅

[@Jacob_Cleine]

3:09 to 3:35 Physical comedy at its finest 😂

[@kelbell9312]

Hilarious. I love the description of the airport check in and guards. The mannerisms are classic. Provolone slices with the toe nail were magic

[@bankmanb]

Love this bit. So freaking true! The suitcase weight limit is a joke! And when he talks about first line of defense??? Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so freaking true!

[@candaceshirley8173]

I think this comedian is amazing, the energy and the way he conveys his jokes, he held his own superiorly to Robert DeNiro

[@artistpr5386]

Everything in this standup true..The accent, vocal inflection, and his sound effects drive it home..😂😂

[@reathacastro5525]

I love this guy! 👍🤗💖. Always makes me smile! When I'm depressed...I can always count on him or FLUFFY to cheer me up! Thank you! 😊🤗💋💖

[@AstralHiGH]

saw him live in Vegas and was dying at every joke, he plays at the Whynn often, everyone should go.

[@EricHowl]

Ive seen this like 13 times and its hilarious every time