Chipotle | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?

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About My Father, the new feature film starring Sebastian Maniscalco and Robert De Niro about Sebastian and his real-life Italian immigrant (and hairdresser) father Salvo, hits theaters on May 26th!
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[@yoimgangstawiteggs]

I watched this at Chipotle with the rest of my staff members on break. We were fuckin dying at how true this is

[@waterywingz]

Ah man! I read ur comment as Chi-pol-tay just now! xD

[@steelcityghostchasers]

yoimgangstawiteggs haha right every day at our chipotle "Hi! how are you today?" "Yeah.. i got a chicken bowl" cool bro thanks haha

[@anaguzman3324]

yoimgangstawiteggs haha we just watched this at work today 😂 accuracy is ridic

[@culinaryflaire]

Ana Guzman same.. my coworker just posted this.. I was dying laughing at the accuracy.

[@keomacfarlane]

yoimgangstawiteggs Must SUCK working there.

[@freemankathleen]

Chip-ol-Tay 😂

[@jamesbeaet5135]

+catlady858 He does it on purpose...talked about it on his podcast.

[@freemankathleen]

+james beaet really?? Why??

[@kevinversteeg4879]

+Kathleen Freeman It sounds funnier, its called comedy.

[@markresnik4060]

+Kathleen Freeman that and expresso..PET PEEVE

[@darthartagnan4737]

Literally every person in Michigan says it this way.. I've never heard anyone say it any other way than "Chipoltay" 100% of people in Michigan say it this way.. lol.. so when he said it I assumed that he was just saying it the right way..

[@lisastallingskeelor3328]

Sebastian’s physicality during his jokes is incredible.....and under those lights.

[@TimestampGuy2020]

His delivery is top notch!🤣🤣👏👌

[@hishamlabban6308]

It could make him lose weight, kind of a training. I think comedians get a free aerobic excercise that burn calories. I know a comedian who retired, he got fatter.

[@alexzais1935]

Lisa Stallings Keelor Would show you some physicality anyday 😏 ;)

[@Sushi-Katana]

@@TimestampGuy2020 Thats actually a good observation, notice how he's in great shape too. All around class act.

[@Collector422]

That guy must hit the gym at least 4 to. 5 Times a week

[@Yellowshirtmann]

The most Italian phrasing ever "get yor clalw outta the sowlsa"

[@febash1702]

😹😹😹😹😹

[@jadawynter4863]

I'm honestly crying, I work there and he honestly summed up all my co workers exact feelings

[@qjohnson21]

Lmbo I just realized it's true ive never talked to the staff at Chipotle 😂😂 now I'll make an effort to do so

[@dillbill7152]

Thanks for the barjitos

[@supergbonin]

I was 1000th like

[@kinguman308]

cuttin chicken

[@jackedkerouac4414]

About the guacamole let me guess: it's cus when you tell ppl it's extra they hold up the line to think about it?

[@mangumangoo]

Get your claw out the sal-sah.

[@MrOvlov02]

illl have corn

[@JaBarge303]

Mangu chipolte

[@debbiewayman1483]

Jack LaBarge mz🎾🎃🎃🙌🏻🏉🏉🤗😷😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤗😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤣😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😛🤡😛😛😛😛😛😙😗😙😙😛😎🤡🤡🤡😛🖍🖍🖍⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏪⛔️🛑⛔️⛔️🆔⚛️🚷🆔🛐☦️☦️♋️⛎♏️

[@veltzon4322]

I'LL HAVE CORN!! I'LL HAVE MORE CORN

[@j.w.matney8390]

He's a prototypical Chicago guy

[@djdiablo93]

Dude has crazy high energy, gotta respect the fact he's not even breaking a sweat.

[@honzomanzo7789]

Lol for real. Respect a dude for not sweating 🤣 ppl nowadays are so dumb. His respect is so easy to earn he probably has low self esteem

[@drewh6979]

I saw your mom naked and it was nice

[@DanielEarl]

Sebastian:"the most stressful job is rolling the burrito." Me: *PTSD flashback intensifies*

[@PrivatePeterson]

Daniel Earl do you guys care if someone puts coke in a water cup or nah

[@DanielEarl]

@@PrivatePeterson nobody cares 😂

[@dillbill7152]

Does that skill transfer to rolling fat joints or blunts?

[@loganroca]

Dill Bill nope

[@fredolae2819]

Was overstuffing really happening? Surely someone at some point would point out there was no more room before it got to the end.

[@TheMsnese]

😭😭 I work at Chipotle and everything he's saying is sooo true 😂😂😩

[@noahhedegaard9720]

same😂

[@Davriana]

I work there too it's so true 😂😭😭

[@iamdeblock]

I swear 😂

[@emo72387]

Chipoltay*

[@faultprince3294]

tbh

[@sumanimeup]

the way he puts emphasis on certain words make its alot more funnier

[@LesleyCanterbury22]

I died when he said tortilla!

[@MariaPerez-xc8ql]

It’s the Chicago accent. He sounds just like my uncle Danny.

[@andrewadami3920]

Its called charisma, not just his accent. He knows how to get max value out of his jokes by emphasising key words.

[@brucekirk5386]

He's italian that's why you jamook

[@brucekirk5386]

@@MariaPerez-xc8ql bet ur uncle Danny can get you a real good deal on a used car right..just don't ask we're it came from...OOOH FORGETABOUIT

[@Fludwarning]

As someone who worked at chipotle not only as the grill guy cutting chicken but also on the line freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@capncrumch4018]

As a former Chipotle employee, im surprised he hasn't worked there before because that was SPOT ON!

[@gordon4385]

He must burn 1000 calories in each performance. I get winded just watching him!

[@crystalballfantasy9382]

Thats what she said

[@majesticpbjcat7707]

@@crystalballfantasy9382 Points!

[@1Snouser]

Coke

[@katiefaith5381]

Yessss

[@lynettesideris7964]

I’m burning calories laughing 😂

[@justchilaxe123]

The guy can not even find the Tor til a

[@jonnybritain]

justchilaxe123 it's not chip-ole-tay without the tor-till-uh

[@zw9847]

Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-til-a

[@LunaQur]

@@zw9847 😂😂stop

[@lindaclark5911]

Chip pole tay , tort tilla, coke a cola in a see thru glass whaddaya gonna do about it?

[@osamabad3597]

I came a cross your comment as I got to that exact point in the video. It was awesome

[@truthteller4442]

"Coca Cola ina see-threw glass....whada-yu gunna dewww???" 😂😂

[@00survive]

I love the way he pronounces words.

[@lilysmiles3195]

He has the most amazing style of comedy. He acts it out so well and the way he uses his voice for full effect is genius

[@stuwest3653]

He stole it from Dice

[@stuwest3653]

@2017 Jeremy Mosesson Dice also fired him. Watch this video where he says why, moron.

[@Daveyhavok832]

Maria Mercieri spoken like a lady that hasn’t seen much comedy

[@D.A.-Espada]

@@stuwest3653 NO

[@lindachancio6819]

He is genius

[@here2live]

He's one of the underrated comedians. His comedy is not pretentious; easy to connect. He is good at presenting our day to day life experiences. They are genuinely funny! And, he doesn't swear or make d**k and v****a as much as the "top" comedians do!

[@denisesalles7248]

Shereef K. Abbas Agree 1,000%. Love him!

[@Dave-lr2wo]

Actually he does swear in his performances. Hope that doesn't ruin your fucking day.

[@D.A.-Espada]

@@Dave-lr2wo Relax Dave

[@Katya_Lastochka]

@@Dave-lr2wo Wow, edgy, if you're 5. Yeah he swears, but rarely, and it's not the main focus of the joke.

[@Dave-lr2wo]

@@Katya_Lastochka Congrats on your use of cliches while over-explaining the obvious. I applaud your talent for uselessness.

[@annak8249]

OMG, his wife must be in tears laughing all the time!

[@TheAdatto]

Or not. Cooks don't cook at home too.

[@daletwin1]

"Familiarity breed contempt." Or as Jesus once said: "No prophet is welcome in their home town." Meaning the people that really know us do not see us as others see us who do not live with us or spend lots of time with us. She might laugh a lot because I think they have a good marriage but it is well known that Lucille Ball was not humorous at home.

[@escarlit]

naive

[@kuhelss]

He actually says on his Instagram he tries to make his wife laugh all the time. Too funny

[@samsmith4216]

he's probably the anti comedian off stage

[@Brendaareliii]

He’s amazing. He quickly became a favorite. Every joke is a banger.

[@matthewblanck3588]

Steak! Beans! Cheese! 10 seconds later..... Chicken! Peppers! Lettuce!

[@Danielson0093]

Funniest shit I've ever seen hahaha

[@a.c.7115]

Absolute classic! Seen this clip a million times and every single time I cant stop laughing. His delivery is perfect!

[@diamondsky1798]

Napoman2001 🤣🤣🤣

[@escarlit]

fuckin brilliant 😂

[@whutvr2]

☠☠

[@chriscapaccio4342]

The guy can't even find the tor-til-la.

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@smokingskullq8539]

I read your comment as he said it 😂😂

[@Atomrofl42]

Smoking Skull me too😂😂

[@yasminhusain213]

@@smokingskullq8539 me too. Great positioning for the comment section for people who are reading while he's performing

[@frankthetank1369]

Tour- till- la kills me Everytime.

[@CZRXCZR]

Im Mexican and approve of Sebastian saying Chipoltay & Tor-tila🌯

[@no1800]

🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

[@TheCarmelswan67]

😂😂😂😂

[@MiguelRodriguez-zm4of]

idc cid booooooooooooooo

[@JM-fo1te]

Burritos aren't Mexican tho lol

[@cisium1184]

Those pronunciations add 20% to the bit.

[@applefan2151]

This guy is the definition of phenomenal comedic delivery.

[@kevc8786]

Coca Cola in the see through glass what’re you gonna do about it😂😂😂😂😂

[@Michelle-no8tp]

My eyes watered at that one 😂

[@babydoll0124]

I work at chipotle and today after I got off work my coworkers and I sat down to eat at the dining room (like Sebastian said) and one of my coworkers showed us this and we couldn't stop laughing because everything he said was so relatable 😂

[@jlee5490]

Sebastian's a legend, he's been doing this for a longggg time and he's getting noticed now.

[@hummingbirdsaltalimachia1782]

I already laughed as soon as the video started playing and he said “ChipolTe”

[@luckyDancer100]

The bit on wrapping the burrito😂

[@cassandramartinez1031]

luckyDancer100 😂😂😂

[@erikh3867]

luckyDancer100 bryan callen rip off

[@cassandramartinez7050]

How he was jumping around lol 😂😂

[@jefffromjersey52]

When he said you have to use some Quads , a little CORE .. I lost it ... lmao

[@joeishere500]

I had a few monster burritos built outta there an was like damn how they gonna wrap them

[@sergiobucciarelli1398]

get your claw out of the salsa

[@depiscean16]

+Sergio Bucciarelli Loool that was the best part!

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂😂

[@martinovalentino6542]

Sal-sa

[@walker_texas5143]

I work at chipotle and I have never heard something more accurate.

[@nolanfinn1778]

I've never laughed this hard in my entire life 😂😂. The STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE! part had me dieing

[@THXx1138]

He's hilarious!

[@briannaromasky102]

me too! That is the funniest part! I laugh so hard every time I watch it!

[@christopherfranklin3765]

CHICKEN, PEPPER LETTUCE 😂😂😂😂

[@RealMTBAddict]

Dying

[@dh-uo4lt]

@@THXx1138not funny at all

[@katemjd8010]

The "employee" point at 1:43 killed me. HAHA!

[@dogdaybreak3157]

So friggin' hilarious. When he starts hopping down the line! LMAO!!!

[@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY]

*“STEAK. BEANS CHEESE GONE!!!!!!!.” This is way to true 😂💀😭☠️ he’s so animated and I love the way he says chipotle*

[@SailorVenusYaten1001]

I used to work for Chipotle, and everything he says is so true!! I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@dh-uo4lt]

Really? He is not funny at all.

[@sahm2ams]

Sebastian is my favorite comedian of all time. I discovered him on Netflix a few years ago by accident and I've seen him live 3 times, he is even better in person! Met him twice as well and he is a really nice and down to earth guy. Looking forward to watching him again in the future.

[@cjcj1599]

Thanks for sharing...that's nice to hear! Makes me appreciate him even more as comedian😀

[@RyanPowerhouse]

Jim Carrey George carlin Robin Williams.

[@Irrelevant530]

@@RyanPowerhouse Pryor Murphy Seinfeld

[@carolhannon1707]

as an Italian, the stuff he talks about brings back so many memories! omg! I can't take it! lol!

[@sammiedog4]

You not Italian you White mixed American. U no born Italy. You mixed with white Man

[@lucyinthesky4682]

@@sammiedog4 what the hell does that even mean?

[@thunderbolt2145]

The Coke fill had me crying.😂

[@WrvrUgoThrUR]

0:52 “just say corh...”😆😆 1:18 “steak...beans...cheese...corn”😆

[@miles2057]

Hahahahaha!!! I love Seb's delivery, it is so emotional. He is awesome. I hope he comes to Australia soon.

[@dhester267]

Im glad I saw a random video clip of one of this guy's shows, never heard of him but Im glad I did now. He's HILARIOUS

[@SuperGaleford]

Dez Hester same

[@bealightinthisdarkworld8225]

He doesn't say chipotle, he says chipòltay. And tore tilla!! So hilarious.

[@Moving_Forward247]

What’s the funniest is how he says Chipotle and TORTILLLAH

[@markraines7476]

It's his voice...that is the best part of his show

[@cedricverner7380]

Cure for depression: Sebastian whispering "it's okay" in your ear.

[@sculpture_9498]

So much understanding in two words

[@darlymh]

I’m *STILL* laughing!!! Love how he describes the guy folding and tucking all the ingredients at the end! 🌯

[@Jondsmusic]

He's so right, telling it like it is Italian style! His Sanka bit was classic!

[@guittadabe5214]

He doesn't attack people. I love that about him. So even Chipotle people would laugh at this bit!

[@work9478]

The guacamole part ...🤣😂😅😅😂..in tears..

[@cryptogirliebtc3987]

I lost it when he started jumping on the ingredients 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrCctvtech]

The most stressful job at chipotle is the cleaning of the bathrooms!

[@orlas5861]

MrCctvtech . On a need to know basis - we don't need to know that , thank you ! 😱

[@MrCctvtech]

@Dream Theory haha!

[@SIRO_451]

*EDP445 has entered the chat*

[@bumblebee3608]

I'm dying over here... This man is an artist. I totally forget this is a one man show, everything disappears and I see EVERYTHING he's describing and talking about, in EVERY show... I got laughter tears pouring left and right outta my eyes, and I can still see everything! And his expressions? Forget about it! Standing ovation Sebastion!

[@guyinthechat9533]

"He's not trained on burrito building" lol

[@osamabad3597]

I like how he has the genius idea to mispronounce it on purpose. It’s so simple, but it makes it even funnier

[@MichaelHplus]

I keep coming back here. His delivery is so good. He really commits. I need to see him do this same routine in a different venue so I can see if he delivers it in the exact same way.

[@nancymadore4292]

This guy is hilarious! Amazing show.

[@ryanbates362]

You're a good lookin' woman.

[@peezysmith5245]

Ryan Bates it's an actor from enchanted bro

[@ryanbates362]

Oh...how embarrassing...

[@user-bm3rs3fx4k]

@@ryanbates362 u clown

[@Walther1938]

Chicken! Peppers! Lettuce!

[@bigmike5785]

That guacamole part is right on, everytime.

[@AhmadAbuhamda]

Anyone else notice how he’s saying “Chipolte”? 😂

[@zachhynd]

Asked for a water and filled it up with coca cola 😂😂😂

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@sharksfan2678]

Sprite for me

[@David_R922]

At Subway, they turn off the fountain so people won't steal soda with a water cup.

[@SimplyKnownAsTron]

@@sharksfan2678 Same game. I thought it was just me.

[@AegisNova]

None of you stealers had better ever complain about the conditions in the world. You’re contributing to them.

[@hyda-jameshill1035]

Tuck and fold lmao!

[@spencerbrown6214]

😆😆

[@sbgoldma]

He has become one of my favourite comedians 😂😂😂👍👍🤣

[@shadowdaffy9788]

“Ya, it’s ok” the way he whispered it. 😂😂

[@dudemanbro1950]

anyone else take a ton of napkins everytime you go to chipotle?

[@e.fabian954]

Haha! And load up on an exaggerated amount of forks too!

[@horticasey]

It's tradition

[@CliftonPhotographer]

No but my Uber Eats driver does at my request.

[@stevewatson6349]

Yep the more they skimp on the ingredients the more napkins and forks I take

[@juliaivanitskiy269]

Dudemanbro all the time!! They must hate people like us. Women take it cause you can pat your face with them and take away the oil field that your face has become. 😍😍

[@dogdaybreak3157]

All ............Day..............Loooong! LMFAO

[@tomslck_]

I came back just for “STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE” 😭😂

[@darkestbeforedawn8130]

I think about this clip sometimes and cry laughing so hard, and I'm by myself cracking up! Sebastian is so funny to me😄

[@MarquisVonMonster]

This gives me ptsd of the days I worked retail. Customers sometimes talked to you like you were born to serve them, but I’d also have co-workers that got overtimed to death or chewed out by customers because my store didn’t have a blouse in an exact size she wanted.

[@JackieOgle]

I was crying. He is 100% the funniest guy I have seen. His facial expressions and physical comedy, absolutely hilarious! I can watch this for hours.

[@deuceb8472]

lol when I first went to Chipotle I used to do the pointing thing over the glass and get politely admonished for it...classic.

[@ericparson3513]

He doesn't even have to say a word, just his facial expressions, and body movements crack me up, the fact that the jokes are funny makes it even better... HILARIOUS 😂🤣😅

[@user-rf5px3gh3p]

This is what blew him up. He’s my favorite can’t wait to see him at msg!

[@deelite5176]

The last few times I went into chipotle I asked for guacamole and when he told me it was extra I started to laugh and in the same tone as Sebastian and I said yeah it’s OK. Sebastian is so damn funny!

[@paidpoppinpretty]

I almost just passed out choking wheezing laughing at this and I also peed myself slightly ♥️ wow lol

[@shanestriano]

As someone who works at Chipotle, I can confirm that 100% 😂

[@zoeh.2361]

I love when comedians really get into and sort of act out the story they're telling with all the goofy movements and shit its so great

[@t3chkitty]

“Coca-cola in a see through glass, what are ya gonna do? What are gonna do about it?” pffft! XD so hilarious 😂

[@treyjasso]

Did he say “tortilla” like “gorilla”? Haha

[@kevlarperez]

When he imitates heating up the tortillas, then starts filling them up is so damn funny!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@natethegrape9792]

Funniest thing I have ever seen! Laughed about a quadrillion times! Sebastian you have a great sense of humor. you are so good a comedy!

[@hankbug]

"Get your claw out of the salsa!" Exactly! Gonna use this line in my kitchen for people that try to double dip the salsa.

[@freestylingwhistler]

Ex-chipotle employee here. This shit hit me so hard lol. Fucking spot on.

[@mrs5046]

How funny would it be if him and Kat Williams do a stand-up together. Both telling their version of the same story. It is two extremes and both are so animated and expressive, it would be a EPIC! Thank you for posting these videos!

[@kickhoppa5891]

That would be hilarious lmao

[@BeefGod1996]

"get your claw outta the s a l s a" 😂

[@epdlp4506]

My son used to work at Chipotle and he said that the only good burritos were the chicken breast burritos. He use to be the one behind the counter that prepared all the ingredients that went into the burrito.

[@robinghosh2109]

Fairly certain this is Maniscalco at his comedic peak. How does it get better than this, plus the airport / TSA bit.

[@bonwatcher]

The ultimate move was his pushing down the tortilla steamer handle and waiting for it to heat before hopping down the line. All. Day. Long.

[@SelviaResearch]

chipolte

[@cassandramartinez3964]

lol :) love how he pronounces that

[@KrisCortez]

This is why I get a bowl instead. So they don't have to deal with the torTILLuh

[@thegr8rambino]

ya then ask for a tortilla on the side, its the best way lol

[@donnaspuppyplayandadventur9397]

thegr8rambino or the hard shells. They’ll give them for free .

[@thegr8rambino]

@@donnaspuppyplayandadventur9397 Really?

[@tfu4434]

you also get way more meat in a bowl

[@l-em5526]

I could laugh at this all day long and it will never get old, LOL!

[@Jeanninecomeau]

I went into Chipotle tonight and I had to take a picture. Haha! They have a sign with how much guacamole is on every item. Hahaha!

[@LoveGuruBlaire]

I LOVE this guy! This Chipotle bit -- HYSTERICAL -- out loud laughing! I LOVE CHIPOTLE -- this is so great. Classic bit, really! Wish there was more of his work online.

[@HiLoveLeighs]

I literally almost choked laughing. This guy kills it.

[@rudeboymon3177]

We were so ghetto growing up asking for water knowing damn well that shit was going to be filled and refilled with soda. Thanks mom!!!

[@danielschoen8402]

Mom was a criminal

[@rudeboymon3177]

@@danielschoen8402 she was. Totally justified it in her head. Said they were stealing by charging so much since its so cheap for them 😆

[@danielschoen8402]

@@rudeboymon3177 Wow what a piece of shit loser mentality to have. Hopefully you didn’t grow up to adopt that mindset to engage in such dishonest behavior yourself. Her logic doesn’t even make sense, it’s all just to justify her unethical stealing. Imagine being so cheap that you’re willing to break the law and steal to avoid paying 99 cents for a cup of soda. Especially in front of your children and setting that rather bad pathetic example. Embarrassing.

[@rudeboymon3177]

@@danielschoen8402 She really feels entitled to do whatever she thinks she can get away with to this day. My sister still does that stuff as a mother of 2 herself now. I wont even share Netflix accounts now that Im an adult

[@LS-jb8mo]

I 100% Absolutely Love Him ....sooooo damn real The burrito folding 😂😂😂😂

[@Christina_320]

I literally had tears in my eyes and almost choked on my food watching this. I laughed so hard. Hysterical! 😂

[@infallibleblue]

It’s SO true! The people ordering can be such a mess, but I feel for the workers too.

[@StephanieLexis]

Ahh, this brought back traumatic memories of working at one of the busiest Chipotle locations in my area. 😂

[@MrIanEntertainment]

I'm employed at Chipotle. Can confirm, and Chipotle is the best tasting food I've ever had.