SEEKER AGENT MAN | The Division 2

[@godemperortrump6932]

Badger: hey Rolly Polly see that guy Rolly Polly: yes sir Badger: I don’t want to Rolly Polly: understood sir

[@bmackeb]

Bandit 1: "you know, Todd, I heard that the government sent one of their top division agents." Bandit 2: "who? The one German guy, or the Russian guy with the machine gun?" Bandit 1: "no, they call him the Rolly Polly." Bandit 2: "why in the hell would someone be called the Rolly Polly?" Bandit 1: "cause apparently that's how he kills his victims." Bandit 2: "what's he going to do? Throw a ball of bugs at you and then shoo- wait. What's that 'Beep' ing sou-" (KABOOM)

[@Nobody-jn2zy]

Hahahahaha nice.

[@Nobody-jn2zy]

@@bmackeb hahahahaha. Nice!

[@rafaelcristiano4312]

And the sequel, Rolly Polly 2 : Cluster Seeker Mine

[@Razoor_]

Wait till he finds the fire one in division 1

[@ephraimwing6640]

If it takes 14 ish rounds to kill a guy, and it takes 2 pistol whips to kill a guy... then you hit harder than bullets

[@hazeltree7738]

You see that depends on how strong the bullets are and how *chunky* the enemy is.

[@godemperortrump6932]

Jesse Rodriguez if you punched as hard as a bullet you would crush the bad guys skull..........and every bone in your hand

[@godemperortrump6932]

Jesse Rodriguez well if you did it a lot then maybe but the first couple dozen times yell break every bone in your arm

[@HentaiSourceMan]

You touch someone lightly in the toe with a knife and they die in siege

[@medallion2836]

@@godemperortrump6932 Bullets don't actually have that much force, its just that the moderate amount of force is packed into a really small package

[@LordBloodraven]

Hostile: "Please, no, I have a daughter!" Moo: "Oh, that poor orphan." *BOOM*

[@mason5530]

xD

[@sickobamba3214]

Ooft

[@benbrunt6365]

Please no, I have children! Badger: I know, they're next

[@edisonmc049]

Time to stab some orphans for coins who they gonna tell? There parents?

[@alcornoquealvarez8717]

Isn’t he father to a daughter too?

[@winterhere1770]

9:26 "bubble darrel" legendary quote from H20, if anyone remember Vanoss's old series. The best

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Fucking classic

[@blipblop6592]

Yes

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

Its just a staple now

[@thebelowaveragesaibamen3286]

Yep in gta5

[@thinkhero017]

I loved 2015-17

[@Chom-Chom]

"... Wildcat, as no.3, because every unit needs a vision for the future..." *future googling man*

[@turok1456]

You're a genius

[@thedje4407]

Am I ever gonna get married? No u gon’ die alone

[@itsvendetta2324]

"Why is your body armour comprised solely of kneepads?" Flexibility.

[@phoenixgenious]

You ever just... T-pose on Yacht to flex on Ubisoft?

[@shaneyy__]

Cease degeneracy

[@thatcrappyyoutuber1173]

You have out stated your welcome

[@bretta.6926]

Yes

[@damonfleming1791]

As vigil i love to t-pose

[@PrinceTakumi]

Hell yeah

[@tauto1492]

4:13 I already wanted to call the rollie pollies "mini freckles," so that caboose impression just solidified it for me

[@Vernich762]

Father I crave violence

[@prabhdeep__]

* knocks on door Delivery Man: Uhhh sir, I have your package Me: What? Delivery Man: Your delivery of ... uh ... 'glocks and kneepads' Me: Perfect ...

[@Valfothr]

5:08 Are we not going to appreciate that perfectly cut “FUC-“

[@tango8348]

“I was trying to throw a grenade to kinda buy me some time, and it bounced off a wall and it came right back to me” My brain: “it bought me time in hell”

[@rat341]

Cringe

[@thewingedporpoise]

BOOMerang

[@DivingHawker]

So, a penguin, a badger, a moose and a pig walk into a war...

[@nlrenzo9432]

DivingHawker later that day the war was lost ...

[@VantasticJackson]

They say there were mutliple casualties from excessive laughter...

[@picklepaddy]

and then preceded to walk up to and then hand invisible glass. Much to the anger of some of the residents.

[@aidang7278]

The. Name. Of. The. Crew. Is. Zoo.

[@hazeltree7738]

And came out covered in knee pads.

[@TheJaga]

0:32 * shaggy walks into a bar *

[@Servin-gv8xh]

GHM_ sad this is I also thought of the same thing

[@oddacity5883]

“Hey Scoobs, these guys thinks they can beat me with those puny human guns, man!”

[@arminosas]

*Samuel L Jackson entered the chat* Reddit attacks It's super ineffective

[@hazeltree7738]

When someone is shooting at you with a high speed minigun as you slowly walk towards them with a reverse card taped onto your face.

[@jamielovell3150]

@@oddacity5883 shaggy is hulk with hair and hidden muscles

[@NerdFishMan21]

It feels good to see Tyler and Brock playing with badger.

[@zion369]

The cross over we never knew we needed but the god bless us with

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Oh god imagine the chaos if both groups did a full collab in an fps game? 😂 IMAGINE A FULL COLLAB IN LIKE LETHAL COMPANY!!! It’s most likely never gonna happen but I can just imagine the amount of impromptu jokes being made. 😂😂😂

[@colderavrage4426]

"that's the dubble darrel for ya" Me being my name is darrell: wait...

[@ronaldraygun8727]

“Tux, How much maple syrup would I need to drink before I could feel my blood pumping through my veins?” Most Canadian thing I’ve ever heard. Can rly tell badger is half Canadian.

[@phantomaviator1318]

Yes

[@oddacity5883]

And then there’s Badger’s brother aka the Terminator but Canadian

[@austintc369]

In america, we drink bacon grease instead

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@austintc369 I thought we drank sausage gravy.

[@tads8723]

I think you need about 500 ml of maple syrup about each day, advised by Canadian

[@ghostrecondelta1741]

Unattended Gasoline, fooking seeker mines? All I know is that a Pistol whip never runs out of ammo.

[@vanguard616]

What about unmanned Warhounds?

[@seandean7415]

Unattended Gasoline,fooking seeker mines? A badger with a grenade launcher

[@moogle68]

It is less effective without ammo though, since it would have less weight.

[@dooter8619]

Laser sight plus seeker mines =....."clears throat" FOOKIN LAZER MINES

[@AtE1600]

Ghost Recon Delta17 fooking laser sights

[@secfootballs]

0:20 I can't tell you much maple syrup, but approximately 12 mountain dew baja blast straight from taco bell consumed in under 12 minutes will make make your eyes bleed and your veins explode

[@wallson4491]

how do you know this?

[@secfootballs]

@@wallson4491 experience

[@arminosas]

but why

[@MrLodii]

@@secfootballs y tho

[@steveurkelfromgoosebumps1965]

bet gone wrong maybe?

[@challenger398]

when moo said "bubble daryl" i almost yelled knowing that was a vanoss reference. its so cool to see my favorite youtubers being part of other awesome channels

[@Adam-xm5dr]

9:26 bubble darrel when you've been with H2O delerious

[@goldencat1584]

Dude getting a sponsor FROM Ubisoft is crazy. Now THATS an accomplishment.

[@shaneyy__]

Badgers. Penguins. Wildcats. Meese. These four nations lived in peace until the people in the comments roasted me for saying “meese” is the correct plural form of “moose” even thought everyone is telling me I’m wrong attacked.

[@pissbaby4927]

Moose is the plural dumbfuck

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@theetacticalpossum2769]

OH YEAH no it’s meese

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

Meese really should be the plural form, just for shits and giggles.

[@Herkules16]

His name is moo snuckel which is the male equivalent of a camel toe

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

2:11 NGL, I'd do cursed shit to interrogate someone if it's for a good cause. Press the warm milk to their cheek so they know it's warm, pour it into the bowl, pour cheerios, slowly pick every single lucky chamr marshmallow out of a lucky charm box, dropping them on the ground as I do so, then finally eating the soggy cheerio mess witha fork, all while looking him DEAD IN THE EYES.

[@ThyMotherInSpirit]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you

[@sargentvanguard7612]

(1:09) Moo: demo expert Me:ima bout to end this man's whole career

[@Jo3x23]

NGL I was hoping there was a vid of you playing with a few members of the banana bus squad, & here’s the vid so awesome badge I hope there’s more vids......9:20 the bubble Darrel omg I remember that....lol

[@adambroomfield9127]

Enemy soldiers: "Hostile Spotted, 1/2 a click ahead of us, move in. Fire when ready!" Badger: "I got a roley poley Mi familia its fine" "OOOOHHH"

[@FoxRacingGaming]

its not click.... jesus...

[@hiddenunderahood2052]

The name of the crew is zoo

[@oddacity5883]

All we missing is Badger’s Brother Bear

[@javanclarke1431]

Zoo crew

[@cedrikw4972]

HiddenUnderAHood The crazy psychopatich zoo

[@GameRundown439]

The best kind of animal crew

[@brtd8782]

you appear in a video

[@quiteindeed6809]

1:43 badger has the look of learning what was in the canister.

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

Concentrated Rook's excrement

[@thewerewolfkingscott61]

I know what's in the canster it's maple syrup in air form chocking your lungs because the stickeyness makes sure you cant breath by blocking the air ways.

[@thewerewolfkingscott61]

In rainbow seige six.

[@inmyopinion1460]

A bunch of kittens being cute thats why the enemys die

[@davyjones04]

"What's in the canister?"

[@RowanVeeTee]

I don't know why, but that one guy getting cut off mid FUC- had me laughing for about ten minutes solid. Seriously, you can tell the voice actors were really having fun hamming it up for this game!

[@Medwin-]

(God Making Coconuts) Angel: Brown and hairy God: Ok Angel: Filled with white stuff God: Ok Angel: So its a mammal God:(Rips phat bong)Lmao no.

[@yaboytrev4298]

Stealth Pig underrated comment lmao

[@jefferyepstein5575]

@Jax the game 20 more people have probably died from cocunuts than sharks

[@nathancomstock5599]

9:00 The MP7 doesn't fire 9mm it fires the 4.6x30mm round

[@deekay336]

people who only play games think theres only like 5 cailbers of ammo. you got your 9mm .45 5.56 7.62 and .50

[@RKim929]

DELETE DIS

[@dylbottay3362]

NNNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRDDDDD

[@Brody2362]

there it is

[@MrBiggieThonk]

Honestly I don't care since it was a joke.

[@lukegay8043]

Roses are red The grass is greener When badger uploads Up goes my peener

[@nerdtron3332]

10000 subscribers for our lord Maximillianmus you are the best poet I have ever heard

[@mashedpotato238]

Needs pin

[@shekom1600]

Ohh yeah yeah

[@theonlyryson3299]

F.B.I OPEN UP

[@louisjackson2245]

Im crying tears of maple syrup joy

[@bunkerevsgaming452]

*Yeeter Agent*

[@sp00ky5]

I love how the entire team are animals. Badger: Badger/Seal Tux: Penguin Moo: Moose Wildcat: Pig Huh.

[@cheekybugger0120]

I'm really happy that badger vids are being sponsored by ubisoft more often. More power to you comrade

[@zthisdude4477]

Not gonna lie I feel as Badgers fans went from the start of his first vids and just binged watched it till they reached the year he uploaded it or is that just me?

[@arminosas]

He has an awesome personality Half of them are chicks for obvious reasons

[@hanakomisa]

Tbh, you just described me in a shellnut.

[@VictorDude98]

I've been with him since the old Badgerfield videos, like right before the BF4 beta and I still sit excited and waiting for that notification to pop up

[@Haituga]

Maybe not all of them, but I've watched his entire series of Rainbow Six videos in like 2 days.

[@asswiper4206]

@@VictorDude98 So have I!!! #Tortilla Squad

[@Trainlord_]

All I know is that a 9mm pistol never looses reception

[@retro1x201]

FOOKIN laser sights

[@tomdejong6028]

Bunnyineer umm fookin’ seeker mines

[@sdobitoo]

Heavy Relieble You can punch whith it

[@yanniklemm4108]

Mp7 dosent fire 9mm tho

[@Trainlord_]

@@yanniklemm4108 Well I said Pistol not mp7

[@damonfleming1791]

Well aparenty 67.6 million pounds there you go badger for the maple syrup thing Edit) most likes yeah! My 2nd most is 3

[@mightyflyingmango3810]

what did you look up to find this

[@charliemonsans2333]

mighty retarded flying mango they know from experience 😂

[@damonfleming1791]

I went to a dark place

[@bretta.6926]

Canada

[@damonfleming1791]

@@bretta.6926 yo, im actually canadian

[@dragon-qz6bv]

1:28 future googling man returns

[@mbilowan]

Never ask a Canadian the 0:13 question cuz they will answer

[@generalgrievous3667]

Angus Johnson how do you know that?...

[@generalgrievous3667]

Angus Johnson aaaaaaaaaand you didn’t get the joke

[@generalgrievous3667]

Angus Johnson HEY... Is no’ bad

[@Tha-mountain]

@@generalgrievous3667I think he ultra ded now

[@wordfairy]

The answer to this question would be 1960 500 and a half bottles

[@DAAY02]

Tuxbird=Penguin TheRussianBadger=Badger Moo=Moose WildCat=Pig

[@foxtrot570]

Not just pig... *Ligma-Pig*

[@eya6350]

Wildcat = wildcat

[@maplegumm]

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said: *im sending out a Rollie-Pollie*

[@brendenjt]

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said: *FUCK THE DIVISION*

[@LillianAredhel]

Petition to have melee weapons added to The Division 2

[@salom902]

Tyler Wolfguard i would like to have an option to manually turn on a flashlight because damn this games exceedingly dark at night.

[@LillianAredhel]

@@salom902 That'd be cool too

[@vanguard616]

A hatchet like the Hunters would be awesome, including the execution animations for downed Agents

[@majorblitz3846]

Hachet: Hunters wannabe Knife: Regular memey boi Crowbar: *[Is that a motherfucking "Haiyore Nyaruko san" Reference?]*

[@Temmoie]

Cool guys don't use melee weapons, they pistol whip. :)

[@aliteralmosquito.7450]

A juggernaut goes into battle. Wildcat & Moo: “Allow me to introduce ourselves.”

[@pleasestopinsanity]

As for the juggernaut he "CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE" and was a fool.

[@Arto257]

Man, I love Moo Snuckle and Wildcat (when he gets away from Fortnite). Y'all need to play more together, if possible. Good shit.

[@ghostshadow8419]

What's in his backpack? Lion's drone...

[@tango8348]

Lion and his drone

[@vanguard616]

@@tango8348 Don't forget his bibble

[@jampie66]

What's in his backpack? SUPA HAWT CHEETOS.

[@PHILMKD95]

The second amendment. And lots of it...

[@notacrab4717]

At 2:00 the real torture would be being forced to watch someone eat a kit kat bar whole without braking off the individual kit kats.

[@gizemlicocuk3468]

A koe fan ı see

[@MercenaryModeus]

"Why are you carrying around 16 glocks and kneepads?" My Goals are beyond your understanding

[@williammartin172]

Currently sick with Covid and these videos bring me so much joy haha, redownloading on my ps4 now, I'm going to make Old Man Wrinkle, seeker orb of attention

[@joshuasolorzano1570]

That outro song though! Went to that link and straight vibed! Keep up the great work Badger!

[@yes5871]

Anybody else saw that? *THE T-POSING PENGUIN*

[@cianlomasney4867]

See*

[@scoutchujohnston7203]

Dude, you would make an AWESOME video on Doom, no doubt. Keep up the great work my man

[@japkap]

Great now i just have a mental picture of some random hyena running with the seeker mine chasing them, while they are trying to outrun the seeker mine screaming fu.. you..... before they blow up

[@h3r3tic66]

Anyone else just think russian badger is one of the few actually downright hilarious gamers of today

[@dinokingdom4091]

Moo and Wildcat are a scary duo in general lol

[@buzzharris4922]

Every time I hear the words “secret agent man” I think of ace

[@elxr9434]

Holy shit the crossover I never wanted but never knew I needed

[@xqFishy]

Noooo not the milk before the cereal!!😬

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

I just don't eat cereal with milk...

[@thestopsignman4862]

All the animals are here, we have the penguin, the moose, the hog with a helmet, and the seal that says he's a Russian badger, either way it's a nice name.

[@redacted7408]

No one going to talk about the intro Overlord this is hitman actual I see the tangoes about five clicks out Badger:Tux how much maple syrup would I need to drink before I can feel my blood pumping through my veins

[@captaintenacity8761]

“There’s the bouble darrel for ya” -- Moo, circa 2019

[@DocRiversEnthusiast]

Government shutdown: the video game

[@ItsDABAUZZ]

This comment aged well

[@RekiExter]

"that's the bubble darrel for ya..." Best lines from moo ever

[@lilman-jk5pv]

Especially if you know where it’s from.

[@hyperfox0934]

I love how searching "tux how much maple syrup" to find this video _actually fucking works_

[@stamp_youtube]

10:45 "My fist does not need reloading."

[@GambitAirsoftBBB]

I miss when seekers were actually able to track and my main build would clear rooms with a single cluster mine.

[@asshatmcgee149]

10:09 [Joshua's pistol whippin' .45]

[@BasicBatch7244]

3

[@Colbyahill]

YEE YEE BRUTHER

[@skullbutton6444]

RussianBadger:"that is the biggest backpack i have ever seen". Sam Porter bridges:"Allow me to introduce myself".

[@EchoangelVr]

0:00 to 0:20 made me crack up and I have not even seen anything

[@Will-pc9eq]

Which video is better Like Badgers is better Comment Moos, Tuxs or Wildcats is

[@ESCfromNome]

You get both, seeing as how so much of Tux's and Bajur's clips are the exact same one from their own perspective. Plus, both are great Tubers, I couldn't choose.

[@ilimuninati4929]

Vanoss and Delirious

[@randomdan1648]

I just got a notification from tux berb on his division vid while watching this, nice

[@SleepyMechanics]

i like how you are still wearing that shirt your brother gifted you to christmas. *WAAADDUUUUUPP*

[@mooriecesalty]

I'm so glad the "collab" I've always wanted to see, came out five years ago and is technically a sequel. It's so much funnier than I hoped it would be.

[@EternalSlime]

to hear "the bubble daryle" makes me remind of that great day in los santos with vanoss and his friends. the feels

[@troopergaming5465]

Awesome video man keep it up!

[@holdupimonthephonewithchie2487]

Pretty talented gameplay. U must have been playin with airpods instead of headphones, right?

[@petersacerdote3367]

AirPod_Gang mr.homeless

[@holdupimonthephonewithchie2487]

@@petersacerdote3367 AirPods and homelessness don't go together. He's appropriating my culture :(

[@yellowbiscuits5330]

R/woooosh???

[@siber7625]

NOBODY LIKE OR DISLIKE THIS POST. LET IT STAY AT 69 LIKES FOREVER

[@holdupimonthephonewithchie2487]

@@yellowbiscuits5330 DID IT SOUND LIKE I WAS JOKING???? FIRST SAMSUNG TRYNA COPY ME, AND NOW HOMELESS PEOPLE WANNA HOP ON THE WAVE!?!???! HELL NAH

[@nohow4715]

This is the closest we have to a vanoss/badger crossover

[@FruitKocktail]

A badger, A penguin, A moose, and A pig The furry gang returns

[@christophervelez8009]

Penguins aren't the dumbest ostriches are.

[@buckaroobanzai8022]

Nobody: Elon: 2:25, *hysterically laughs

[@rogueunusual]

10:34 that door close tho

[@lazzymain6399]

6:06 LION FROM R6?

[@videogamezebra5983]

9:27 ah the good old days of GTA Online

[@pleasestopinsanity]

E: There's a sawed off bubble darrel shotgun secondary, if you have two doubble barrel shotguns and the sawed off shotgun shotgun secondary that's 3 shotguns and 6 shots. MOO: YOU WHAT!?!

[@pleasestopinsanity]

*ME*

[@clonetrooper0426]

First time seeing the title, didn’t understand, second time, “HE’S SECRET, AGENT MAN!”

[@garywan2805]

1:38 is it just me or Badger reminds me of Robbie Rotten :.)

[@kharjoIII]

He Looks Like A Bootleg Quentin Tarantino

[@about30llamas]

Oh boy I can't wait to play the private beta! *Laughing in level 30.

[@liquidsmokemustang1537]

You guys are hilarious with commentary. Every time I tried to deploy the seeker mine it just followed me around. Then I'd hit the left button to target it and it just fizzled out. LOL

[@natural9804]

2:18 "like small pox but worse " But like covid but probably better

[@SteelOcean6]

11:33 No wonder gas prices are so high

[@witherwolf3316]

No, he needs a backpack that big so he can carry his team.

[@mattroid2955]

The Division: Pewdiepie The Plague: T-Series

[@CRIPPLINGSODIUMADDICT]

Haha ur funny

[@hazeman2806]

FUCK THE DIVISION

[@brandonserr634]

"FUCK THE DIVISION!!!!"

[@LieutenantFoxtrot]

T-Series Fans: *FUCK THE DIVISION!*

[@CoolTeaTimeWithMe]

You are not the real shaggy, the real shaggy has no side

[@nitronicatom58]

A badger, a penguin, a cow, and a cat walk into a city strapped to the teeth. How many bullets are fired in 1 minute

[@javiero.1948]

Atleast 5,000

[@ESCfromNome]

Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang was also a great part of Ace Ventura When Nature Calls! "LIKE A GLOVE!"

[@death1066]

In my head it sounds like he Is saying secret Asian man in the Johnny rivers music video anyone else

[@kelceygilmore2576]

I'm glad someone pointed this out before me xD.

[@moisesgomes4989]

5:21 😂

[@CyphenRozulus]

4:44 A 9 year old casual crying

[@grimkreeper598]

Wow, Moo said bubble daryl I had to stop and rewatch, That was amazing.