Shayne And Damien's Personal News

[@birchbarks550]

525.600 minutes can not be said without having at least a slight amount of melody in your voice

[@teethan3928]

momento mori 🖤⌛️🤍

[@kristym7149]

"Whats up Angela" foreshadowing

[@HAsway07]

Damien is psychic confirmed

[@sapphireblue4339]

YES OMG

[@timleitzinger5896]

I just was about to say this

[@rhettmitchell]

Holy shit

[@Sploberrie]

They need to have newer Smosh members reacting to this so Angela can be jumpscared by past Shayne talking to her

[@frostedjosieos3193]

0:44 Physically, mentally, spiritually, eventually, Jennifer Connelly, and mentally.

[@OhayThereGuyz]

I will use this from now on

[@coltonfairchild3902]

I wish the last one would of been redundancy

[@mdccxcii6340]

When someone says "on so many levels", these are probably the levels they are referring to.

[@frostedjosieos3193]

I need people to understand how often I say this

[@rhettmitchell]

I’m going to start using it every day actually, I can’t believe I’m just now seeing these videos for the first time

[@FelixEA]

11:40 "And Tilda Swinton, if you're watching... I don't miss you" holy crap, this was before Damien dressed up as Tilda Swinton and played as one of Shayne's exes... IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

[@damnshadyone]

We need more personal news.

[@sheridoncampbell3006]

I agree

[@PokefreakMaster333]

We really do need more of Shamien

[@bryh555]

I would read a book written by Damien. The way he describes shayne’s hunt for his escaped refrigerator only to find Tilda Swinton who fuses with him by shoving her arm in his mouth until they reach their final form, Shaynes Bond Tildo Swintman, is so captivating

[@synccrow114]

Skin covering every one of her bones 💀💀💀

[@wacc2112]

Engineers in a zeppelin, begging for their lives has to be my favorite

[@zyaicob]

I'm partial to blacksmiths in a rogue hot air balloon preparing for the worst

[@roadburn2563]

2023: they never told the story of misss Diane

[@Hazzbazz]

I could watch these guys do this forever

[@kre583]

“All hail Tommy sire, hollow be his bones” sounds ..... way too much like the our father and it kills me every time

[@BraanFlakes08]

Damien has the funniest fucking mind I’ve ever seen

[@sal6213]

CAN THEY BRING BACK PERSONAL NEWS PLS

[@mermakes5456]

Damiens little smile when shane is reading his story is so cute and precious!

[@als_pals]

There before me, in all her glory, Tilda Swinton. Skin covering every one of her bones. Hair, a color indistinguishable from said skin. Legs all the way down to the ground and a knee for each one. Hips connected the two like tightropes between two hot air balloons.

[@SqweakySqwizard]

I NEED them to bring this back. These were so damn funny and I know they could make at least one more as a TNTL challenge to make the other person laugh

[@rhettmitchell]

I’d love to see them do this on Smoshmouth next time Damien is on

[@LegalVampire]

This segment is like a version of Stefon on SNL but 5000x better

[@emmegriffeth9945]

And a mix of Michael Che’s and I forgot his name but their segment on weekend update they do on the finale they write there own jokes

[@EagleScout2019]

@@emmegriffeth9945 I think it’s meant to replicate the snl thing where they write the segments for the other person and they read it for the first time live. The biggest difference is snl is fake news stories (so news stories) and this is fake personal news.

[@firmanchristiansianturi4794]

@@EagleScout2019 I think there's a Smoshcast somewhere with Joven that said that SNL is the one who ripped them off

[@janaloff]

yes

[@janaloff]

😂

[@jabro8474]

I like how back talking is the second most difficult

[@RhumpleOriginal]

I want them to bring this back with the full cast and set it up like a secret Santa so no one knows who wrote for them.

[@kaivdm04]

Like collegehumor’s breaking news

[@RhumpleOriginal]

@@kaivdm04 not really. They try not to laugh while doing that.

[@emptylnms5393]

You need to tweet this at them

[@rhettmitchell]

Yes please. Or maybe on Smoshmouth

[@thatoneinsidejoke]

Wow with that last monologue Damien could write for Welcome to Nightvale. I don’t think I’ve ever been more creeped out by my own skele-un

[@cyrglynn8744]

"Eventually" got me.

[@revampeddance6484]

I would like to hear the story of Mrs.Diane...

[@Kirmo13]

Damian is so good at writing these

[@tennohack6704]

Petition to bring this back. Idc about the rest of the show that was in, I just want more of this!

[@AnnavelleLoc]

9:48 what a prediction!!

[@researchmuffin]

Damien Haas, if you ever see this, your writing style is my favorite. Like, of anyone. It’s honestly Mulaney/Chappelle level, I love your brain lol

[@theboogeyman2590]

It reminds me of Mulaney’s writing for Stefan

[@tylerl4472]

9:26 After the “525,600 minutes” joke I expected an “oh Mickey you’re so fine…” joke

[@Vambitt]

Engineers in a Zeplin, Begging for Their Lives is a show I need to see

[@DankoHidalgo]

Zeplin?

[@hannahnicole379]

The one dislike is Tilda Swinton

[@IsThatNapoleon]

Ole swints is just salty.

[@rabbittank8685]

Shaynesbond tildoswinman will never not make me laugh out loud 😂

[@patbres1205]

I love these two together man

[@daltonstoner6711]

the comedians in cars bit was the absolute best

[@finch2989]

this is Smosh's funniest bit theyve ever done and i mourn its loss every single day.

[@Shenn3165]

these two need a show together!

[@Nax_uthala]

9:45 He's talking to Angela from the past

[@JasminLeblanc]

No joke. This is high level writting that puts current snl to shame.

[@poikusa0207]

miss this segment sooooo much

[@akafloid9664]

I come here to rewatch this video every 3 months It is one of the funniest things they ever did xDDD

[@starchaserx]

This literally had me crying at work, omg

[@bbdoll1518]

This is my comfort video. I have rewatched it so many times and it never fails to make me laugh so much that my cheeks start hurting in the best way 😅🤣

[@needsleep1538]

not once did damien take this opportunity to make shane say "hi my name is shane power topp"

[@topopurrito5397]

I was eating rice while watching this and nearly chocked when Shayne was reading off the karate moves

[@liammcfarlane13]

Honestly they need to bring this back and have other cast members do it too, imagine Angela and Chanse writing each other’s good news, or Ian and Anthony, Noah and Keith or Amanda and Arasha, Tommy and Courtney

[@LegalVampire]

I come back to this so often... it never fails to make me laugh. These two are hilarious

[@als_pals]

Can we please have this just be a show on its own

[@owenjames8575]

Today I learned that "three billboards outside of ebbing Missouri" is a real movie, and not just a random joke

[@adrienthealien3248]

they have got to bring this back with angela and chance

[@samanthanealy6292]

Who else wants to and has been waiting to hear the damn story of Miss Diane???? The suspense is killing meeeee SHAYMIEN!!!! C'mon already!! Next upload..... Story of MISS DIANE!!

[@Sploberrie]

So he's just been calling him "Shayny Days and Mondays" for years huh

[@jnicole510]

4 years late but so glad to see this

[@natkatj]

i’m just glad damien told me personally to sing to the tacos and told me i was doing a good job

[@rohanduttachoudhury6016]

i love these jokes man! Damien writes so good🙏🏽

[@leviathen151]

Bring this back

[@joshm977]

I still want to know about Ms. Diane so badly

[@rutabo7784]

I love watching these compilations!

[@cooperhartlen540]

9:47 they predicted Angela

[@kitkatelife8014]

This is like a live 1 am edition of the one-time-i-dreamt Tumblr

[@wdcart.co.8206]

We need this segment to come back

[@TomJones-wx5on]

Bring back personal news

[@late.as.always9340]

i think about these segments at least once a day

[@chikitabowow]

God i wish they would start doing this again

[@potchi423]

BRING THIS BAAACK :((((((

[@sharksfan2041]

The first one was fantastic 😂😂

[@bananamanly9997]

Amazing!

[@danbrown5840]

"You guys are weird" haha

[@haflateaming]

It would be great to see a revival of Personal News!! 🙏🏻💜

[@emilythomson418]

came back after years after the first bit was mentioned in the smosh lore episode of smosh mouth and it still makes me cry laughing

[@jnicole510]

The one that damien wrote has the same energy as and was just as funny as courtneys doctors note

[@blackwolf085]

This needs to be brought back, since it appears it went away, but it needs to happen with other Smosh besties, like Cortney and Olivia, too

[@reclaimer1173]

Okay… what’s going on in Shayne’s mind? And whatever is going on in Damien’s mind… I’d watch that show.

[@lettucepizza]

We never got to hear the story of ms. Diane...

[@BestOfSmosh]

😔

[@mocee0583]

Gotta gather my tongs and hammers got a hot air ballon to catch

[@ryancox7106]

More personal News!!

[@joelkennedy2701]

These sound like they were written by artificial intelligence...

[@TheOffensiveSenses]

I wanted to hear more about Tildayne Swintopp

[@Bagelboy615]

I want to play D&D with Damien so much...... 😢

[@Bagelboy615]

I will pay, even! I need him in my party or as my DM.

[@sheridoncampbell3006]

I wonder if anyone could animate one of the ones they wrote for each other

[@harbs_cantina]

They need to bring this back. What I would add is mix it up with other cast members. Can you imagine Amanda & Angela doing this? :)

[@clarawebster02468]

We stan nonbinary neil

[@mexifry4091]

Shayne went first only once, did anyone notice that? These two are great when together it doesn't matter what environment they are in.

[@francesjarrell5561]

Can we please get a 2021 news......

[@Heideberry]

Miss Diane story.

[@avengersdweeb]

we still haven’t heard about miss diane

[@solamanhuq7780]

Shayne wrote for Damien what Damien would write for damien

[@TheNelsb92]

This is hilarious

[@janaali5826]

Damien would kill as a stand up comedian

[@michaelroy6630]

Have they told the story of Miss Diane yet??

[@danielhughes5932]

Shayne topp is a PAYNE in my BOTTOMM

[@motaji4548]

Please, tell me Damien said that. 😂

[@danielhughes5932]

@@motaji4548 lol nope corny me

[@motaji4548]

@@danielhughes5932 Aw, wishful thinking. In the context of their shipping, Shayne is the Topp and Damien is the Bottom. 😂😏 Am I wrong?

[@sametozkan9175]

They was the new younger Ian and Anthony.

[@chikitabowow]

This is fucking hilarious lmao

[@joyouspotato2140]

2:00 11:50 13:15 16:40 17:14

[@clarawebster02468]

Still waiting for my pudding...

[@TomJones-wx5on]

When are y’all bringing this back?

[@martian2mars]

I need somebody to put all of the scripts of these and do an AI and see what pumps out

[@Pikajohn8]

Is this an official smosh channel?

[@Truemarksman97]

No its a fan channel

[@ALCOHALIK]

What video was the first part from?

[@theboogeyman2590]

DONALD TRUMP KARATE SHOWDOWN!

[@g4mm47]

Didnt realise how much of the tilda swinton from shaynes exes was inspired by this show. Or its all just inside jokes theyve had for years

[@redsonya5172]

I miss this show!!! Preparing for the worst 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamiericcardo6698]

What show was this part of?

[@theboogeyman2590]

Smosh Pit Weekly

[@katiefoley1289]

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