Shayne And Damien's Personal News

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@birchbarks550
@birchbarks550 3 жыл бұрын
525.600 minutes can not be said without having at least a slight amount of melody in your voice
@teethan3928
@teethan3928 Жыл бұрын
momento mori 🖤⌛️🤍
@kristym7149
@kristym7149 10 ай бұрын
"Whats up Angela" foreshadowing
@HAsway07
@HAsway07 7 ай бұрын
Damien is psychic confirmed
@sapphireblue4339
@sapphireblue4339 6 ай бұрын
YES OMG
@timleitzinger5896
@timleitzinger5896 4 ай бұрын
I just was about to say this
@rhettmitchell
@rhettmitchell 4 ай бұрын
Holy shit
@Sploberrie
@Sploberrie 6 ай бұрын
They need to have newer Smosh members reacting to this so Angela can be jumpscared by past Shayne talking to her
@frostedjosieos3193
@frostedjosieos3193 4 жыл бұрын
0:44 Physically, mentally, spiritually, eventually, Jennifer Connelly, and mentally.
@OhayThereGuyz
@OhayThereGuyz 3 жыл бұрын
I will use this from now on
@coltonfairchild3902
@coltonfairchild3902 3 жыл бұрын
I wish the last one would of been redundancy
@mdccxcii6340
@mdccxcii6340 3 жыл бұрын
When someone says "on so many levels", these are probably the levels they are referring to.
@frostedjosieos3193
@frostedjosieos3193 2 жыл бұрын
I need people to understand how often I say this
@rhettmitchell
@rhettmitchell 4 ай бұрын
I’m going to start using it every day actually, I can’t believe I’m just now seeing these videos for the first time
@FelixEA
@FelixEA 7 ай бұрын
11:40 "And Tilda Swinton, if you're watching... I don't miss you" holy crap, this was before Damien dressed up as Tilda Swinton and played as one of Shayne's exes... IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
@damnshadyone
@damnshadyone 4 жыл бұрын
We need more personal news.
@sheridoncampbell3006
@sheridoncampbell3006 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@PokefreakMaster333
@PokefreakMaster333 3 жыл бұрын
We really do need more of Shamien
@bryh555
@bryh555 3 жыл бұрын
I would read a book written by Damien. The way he describes shayne’s hunt for his escaped refrigerator only to find Tilda Swinton who fuses with him by shoving her arm in his mouth until they reach their final form, Shaynes Bond Tildo Swintman, is so captivating
@synccrow114
@synccrow114 2 жыл бұрын
Skin covering every one of her bones 💀💀💀
@wacc2112
@wacc2112 3 жыл бұрын
Engineers in a zeppelin, begging for their lives has to be my favorite
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын
I'm partial to blacksmiths in a rogue hot air balloon preparing for the worst
@roadburn2563
@roadburn2563 Жыл бұрын
2023: they never told the story of misss Diane
@Hazzbazz
@Hazzbazz 4 жыл бұрын
I could watch these guys do this forever
@kre583
@kre583 3 жыл бұрын
“All hail Tommy sire, hollow be his bones” sounds ..... way too much like the our father and it kills me every time
@BraanFlakes08
@BraanFlakes08 3 жыл бұрын
Damien has the funniest fucking mind I’ve ever seen
@sal6213
@sal6213 3 жыл бұрын
CAN THEY BRING BACK PERSONAL NEWS PLS
@mermakes5456
@mermakes5456 Жыл бұрын
Damiens little smile when shane is reading his story is so cute and precious!
@als_pals
@als_pals 3 жыл бұрын
There before me, in all her glory, Tilda Swinton. Skin covering every one of her bones. Hair, a color indistinguishable from said skin. Legs all the way down to the ground and a knee for each one. Hips connected the two like tightropes between two hot air balloons.
@SqweakySqwizard
@SqweakySqwizard 3 жыл бұрын
I NEED them to bring this back. These were so damn funny and I know they could make at least one more as a TNTL challenge to make the other person laugh
@rhettmitchell
@rhettmitchell 4 ай бұрын
I’d love to see them do this on Smoshmouth next time Damien is on
@LegalVampire
@LegalVampire 4 жыл бұрын
This segment is like a version of Stefon on SNL but 5000x better
@emmegriffeth9945
@emmegriffeth9945 3 жыл бұрын
And a mix of Michael Che’s and I forgot his name but their segment on weekend update they do on the finale they write there own jokes
@EagleScout2019
@EagleScout2019 3 жыл бұрын
@@emmegriffeth9945 I think it’s meant to replicate the snl thing where they write the segments for the other person and they read it for the first time live. The biggest difference is snl is fake news stories (so news stories) and this is fake personal news.
@firmanchristiansianturi4794
@firmanchristiansianturi4794 2 жыл бұрын
@@EagleScout2019 I think there's a Smoshcast somewhere with Joven that said that SNL is the one who ripped them off
@janaloff
@janaloff 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@janaloff
@janaloff Жыл бұрын
😂
@jabro8474
@jabro8474 3 жыл бұрын
I like how back talking is the second most difficult
@RhumpleOriginal
@RhumpleOriginal 2 жыл бұрын
I want them to bring this back with the full cast and set it up like a secret Santa so no one knows who wrote for them.
@kaivdm04
@kaivdm04 Жыл бұрын
Like collegehumor’s breaking news
@RhumpleOriginal
@RhumpleOriginal Жыл бұрын
@@kaivdm04 not really. They try not to laugh while doing that.
@emptylnms5393
@emptylnms5393 11 ай бұрын
You need to tweet this at them
@rhettmitchell
@rhettmitchell 4 ай бұрын
Yes please. Or maybe on Smoshmouth
@thatoneinsidejoke
@thatoneinsidejoke 7 ай бұрын
Wow with that last monologue Damien could write for Welcome to Nightvale. I don’t think I’ve ever been more creeped out by my own skele-un
@cyrglynn8744
@cyrglynn8744 4 жыл бұрын
"Eventually" got me.
@revampeddance6484
@revampeddance6484 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to hear the story of Mrs.Diane...
@Kirmo13
@Kirmo13 6 ай бұрын
Damian is so good at writing these
@tennohack6704
@tennohack6704 4 жыл бұрын
Petition to bring this back. Idc about the rest of the show that was in, I just want more of this!
@AnnavelleLoc
@AnnavelleLoc 7 ай бұрын
9:48 what a prediction!!
@researchmuffin
@researchmuffin 3 жыл бұрын
Damien Haas, if you ever see this, your writing style is my favorite. Like, of anyone. It’s honestly Mulaney/Chappelle level, I love your brain lol
@theboogeyman2590
@theboogeyman2590 Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of Mulaney’s writing for Stefan
@tylerl4472
@tylerl4472 Жыл бұрын
9:26 After the “525,600 minutes” joke I expected an “oh Mickey you’re so fine…” joke
@Vambitt
@Vambitt 3 жыл бұрын
Engineers in a Zeplin, Begging for Their Lives is a show I need to see
@DankoHidalgo
@DankoHidalgo 3 жыл бұрын
Zeplin?
@hannahnicole379
@hannahnicole379 4 жыл бұрын
The one dislike is Tilda Swinton
@IsThatNapoleon
@IsThatNapoleon 4 жыл бұрын
Ole swints is just salty.
@rabbittank8685
@rabbittank8685 Жыл бұрын
Shaynesbond tildoswinman will never not make me laugh out loud 😂
@patbres1205
@patbres1205 4 жыл бұрын
I love these two together man
@daltonstoner6711
@daltonstoner6711 2 жыл бұрын
the comedians in cars bit was the absolute best
@finch2989
@finch2989 5 ай бұрын
this is Smosh's funniest bit theyve ever done and i mourn its loss every single day.
@Shenn3165
@Shenn3165 3 жыл бұрын
these two need a show together!
@Nax_uthala
@Nax_uthala 7 ай бұрын
9:45 He's talking to Angela from the past
@JasminLeblanc
@JasminLeblanc 3 жыл бұрын
No joke. This is high level writting that puts current snl to shame.
@poikusa0207
@poikusa0207 4 жыл бұрын
miss this segment sooooo much
@akafloid9664
@akafloid9664 3 жыл бұрын
I come here to rewatch this video every 3 months It is one of the funniest things they ever did xDDD
@starchaserx
@starchaserx 3 жыл бұрын
This literally had me crying at work, omg
@bbdoll1518
@bbdoll1518 3 жыл бұрын
This is my comfort video. I have rewatched it so many times and it never fails to make me laugh so much that my cheeks start hurting in the best way 😅🤣
@needsleep1538
@needsleep1538 3 жыл бұрын
not once did damien take this opportunity to make shane say "hi my name is shane power topp"
@topopurrito5397
@topopurrito5397 3 жыл бұрын
I was eating rice while watching this and nearly chocked when Shayne was reading off the karate moves
@liammcfarlane13
@liammcfarlane13 4 ай бұрын
Honestly they need to bring this back and have other cast members do it too, imagine Angela and Chanse writing each other’s good news, or Ian and Anthony, Noah and Keith or Amanda and Arasha, Tommy and Courtney
@LegalVampire
@LegalVampire 3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this so often... it never fails to make me laugh. These two are hilarious
@als_pals
@als_pals 3 жыл бұрын
Can we please have this just be a show on its own
@owenjames8575
@owenjames8575 3 жыл бұрын
Today I learned that "three billboards outside of ebbing Missouri" is a real movie, and not just a random joke
@adrienthealien3248
@adrienthealien3248 7 ай бұрын
they have got to bring this back with angela and chance
@samanthanealy6292
@samanthanealy6292 4 жыл бұрын
Who else wants to and has been waiting to hear the damn story of Miss Diane???? The suspense is killing meeeee SHAYMIEN!!!! C'mon already!! Next upload..... Story of MISS DIANE!!
@Sploberrie
@Sploberrie 6 ай бұрын
So he's just been calling him "Shayny Days and Mondays" for years huh
@jnicole510
@jnicole510 Ай бұрын
4 years late but so glad to see this
@natkatj
@natkatj 3 жыл бұрын
i’m just glad damien told me personally to sing to the tacos and told me i was doing a good job
@rohanduttachoudhury6016
@rohanduttachoudhury6016 3 жыл бұрын
i love these jokes man! Damien writes so good🙏🏽
@leviathen151
@leviathen151 3 жыл бұрын
Bring this back
@joshm977
@joshm977 3 жыл бұрын
I still want to know about Ms. Diane so badly
@rutabo7784
@rutabo7784 4 жыл бұрын
I love watching these compilations!
@cooperhartlen540
@cooperhartlen540 7 ай бұрын
9:47 they predicted Angela
@kitkatelife8014
@kitkatelife8014 4 жыл бұрын
This is like a live 1 am edition of the one-time-i-dreamt Tumblr
@wdcart.co.8206
@wdcart.co.8206 3 жыл бұрын
We need this segment to come back
@TomJones-wx5on
@TomJones-wx5on 11 ай бұрын
Bring back personal news
@late.as.always9340
@late.as.always9340 2 жыл бұрын
i think about these segments at least once a day
@chikitabowow
@chikitabowow Жыл бұрын
God i wish they would start doing this again
@potchi423
@potchi423 Жыл бұрын
BRING THIS BAAACK :((((((
@sharksfan2041
@sharksfan2041 3 жыл бұрын
The first one was fantastic 😂😂
@bananamanly9997
@bananamanly9997 10 ай бұрын
Amazing!
@danbrown5840
@danbrown5840 4 жыл бұрын
"You guys are weird" haha
@haflateaming
@haflateaming Ай бұрын
It would be great to see a revival of Personal News!! 🙏🏻💜
@emilythomson418
@emilythomson418 7 ай бұрын
came back after years after the first bit was mentioned in the smosh lore episode of smosh mouth and it still makes me cry laughing
@jnicole510
@jnicole510 Ай бұрын
The one that damien wrote has the same energy as and was just as funny as courtneys doctors note
@blackwolf085
@blackwolf085 4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be brought back, since it appears it went away, but it needs to happen with other Smosh besties, like Cortney and Olivia, too
@reclaimer1173
@reclaimer1173 3 жыл бұрын
Okay… what’s going on in Shayne’s mind? And whatever is going on in Damien’s mind… I’d watch that show.
@lettucepizza
@lettucepizza 3 жыл бұрын
We never got to hear the story of ms. Diane...
@BestOfSmosh
@BestOfSmosh 3 жыл бұрын
😔
@mocee0583
@mocee0583 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta gather my tongs and hammers got a hot air ballon to catch
@ryancox7106
@ryancox7106 2 жыл бұрын
More personal News!!
@joelkennedy2701
@joelkennedy2701 4 жыл бұрын
These sound like they were written by artificial intelligence...
@TheOffensiveSenses
@TheOffensiveSenses Жыл бұрын
I wanted to hear more about Tildayne Swintopp
@Bagelboy615
@Bagelboy615 Жыл бұрын
I want to play D&D with Damien so much...... 😢
@Bagelboy615
@Bagelboy615 Жыл бұрын
I will pay, even! I need him in my party or as my DM.
@sheridoncampbell3006
@sheridoncampbell3006 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone could animate one of the ones they wrote for each other
@harbs_cantina
@harbs_cantina Жыл бұрын
They need to bring this back. What I would add is mix it up with other cast members. Can you imagine Amanda & Angela doing this? :)
@clarawebster02468
@clarawebster02468 4 жыл бұрын
We stan nonbinary neil
@mexifry4091
@mexifry4091 3 жыл бұрын
Shayne went first only once, did anyone notice that? These two are great when together it doesn't matter what environment they are in.
@francesjarrell5561
@francesjarrell5561 3 жыл бұрын
Can we please get a 2021 news......
@Heideberry
@Heideberry 4 жыл бұрын
Miss Diane story.
@avengersdweeb
@avengersdweeb 3 жыл бұрын
we still haven’t heard about miss diane
@solamanhuq7780
@solamanhuq7780 3 жыл бұрын
Shayne wrote for Damien what Damien would write for damien
@TheNelsb92
@TheNelsb92 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@janaali5826
@janaali5826 7 ай бұрын
Damien would kill as a stand up comedian
@michaelroy6630
@michaelroy6630 2 жыл бұрын
Have they told the story of Miss Diane yet??
@danielhughes5932
@danielhughes5932 4 жыл бұрын
Shayne topp is a PAYNE in my BOTTOMM
@motaji4548
@motaji4548 3 жыл бұрын
Please, tell me Damien said that. 😂
@danielhughes5932
@danielhughes5932 3 жыл бұрын
@@motaji4548 lol nope corny me
@motaji4548
@motaji4548 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielhughes5932 Aw, wishful thinking. In the context of their shipping, Shayne is the Topp and Damien is the Bottom. 😂😏 Am I wrong?
@sametozkan9175
@sametozkan9175 Жыл бұрын
They was the new younger Ian and Anthony.
@chikitabowow
@chikitabowow 3 жыл бұрын
This is fucking hilarious lmao
@joyouspotato2140
@joyouspotato2140 6 ай бұрын
2:00 11:50 13:15 16:40 17:14
@clarawebster02468
@clarawebster02468 4 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for my pudding...
@TomJones-wx5on
@TomJones-wx5on 2 жыл бұрын
When are y’all bringing this back?
@martian2mars
@martian2mars 7 ай бұрын
I need somebody to put all of the scripts of these and do an AI and see what pumps out
@Pikajohn8
@Pikajohn8 4 жыл бұрын
Is this an official smosh channel?
@Truemarksman97
@Truemarksman97 4 жыл бұрын
No its a fan channel
@ALCOHALIK
@ALCOHALIK 4 жыл бұрын
What video was the first part from?
@theboogeyman2590
@theboogeyman2590 Жыл бұрын
DONALD TRUMP KARATE SHOWDOWN!
@g4mm47
@g4mm47 19 күн бұрын
Didnt realise how much of the tilda swinton from shaynes exes was inspired by this show. Or its all just inside jokes theyve had for years
@redsonya5172
@redsonya5172 2 жыл бұрын
I miss this show!!! Preparing for the worst 🤣🤣🤣
@jamiericcardo6698
@jamiericcardo6698 4 жыл бұрын
What show was this part of?
@theboogeyman2590
@theboogeyman2590 Жыл бұрын
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