SHE ATE MY BEST FRIEND! | Shark Dating Simulator - Part 2

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jacksepticeye

jacksepticeye

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@jaydenjohnson5224
@jaydenjohnson5224 7 жыл бұрын
Sean the Sensual Steen and Voracious Eating Machine
@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 7 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT!!! I love it!
@coollemon3580
@coollemon3580 7 жыл бұрын
very dangerous.....
@justinjayhorn
@justinjayhorn 7 жыл бұрын
YAEH I LOVE IT TOO!~
@some_meme6707
@some_meme6707 7 жыл бұрын
Wow
@boopsiedoodless
@boopsiedoodless 7 жыл бұрын
Oh shit. Good ref, man.
@akira4759
@akira4759 7 жыл бұрын
19:36 Jack:"if that giant piece of meat doesn't even satisfy her" (looks down) Jack: " we're in trouble " -jack 2018-2018
@jn4217
@jn4217 7 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@unfocused3070
@unfocused3070 7 жыл бұрын
yes so very beautiful or should i say bootyful
@devinward461
@devinward461 7 жыл бұрын
tu rd giant piece of meat
@JonJoLen
@JonJoLen 7 жыл бұрын
tu rd xD
@GhoulieGal420
@GhoulieGal420 7 жыл бұрын
tu rd ikr omg I'm dying rn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tashatimetm1777
@tashatimetm1777 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: If that giant piece of meat doesn't satisfy her- -looks down- Jack: We're in trouble...
@shaci0wi3r05
@shaci0wi3r05 6 жыл бұрын
Ik what you mean XD
@OblivionGaming87
@OblivionGaming87 5 жыл бұрын
It's so funny yet so true! XD
@microwavesentry
@microwavesentry 5 жыл бұрын
OHHHHH **WHEEZEE** *OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH* XD XD XD OHHHHHHH OH!!!!!!! XD I GET IT
@ethrojackson8712
@ethrojackson8712 5 жыл бұрын
Omg im dead
@minaashido2404
@minaashido2404 5 жыл бұрын
Time stamp bcuz I don’t feeeeel like loooking for itttt....
@bunnblood1000
@bunnblood1000 7 жыл бұрын
He nailed the blobfish voice so well though
@janetnimiroski807
@janetnimiroski807 6 жыл бұрын
I know right
@himynamespeter4730
@himynamespeter4730 6 жыл бұрын
Lel ikr!
@squib4246
@squib4246 6 жыл бұрын
A poor, struggling man comes home after a long and unsuccessful day at work. He has a terrible-paying job and because of this, he was barely keeping his family together. Upon arriving and only just walking through the door, he is forced to endure his wife yelling at him furiously for half an hour before she finally storms off in anger. The exact same thing that happens every night. About to cry, he makes him way up to his bedroom, and as he does so, he checks into the bedrooms of all 4 of his children. They were all fast asleep and snoring gently, as always. Every single one of them was aware of the failing mairrage between their parents, and found it difficult to be happy at all. With the couple blaming each other for their children's miserable behaviour, they would constantly argue and make each child's situation worse. Even their smallest child, as young as 6 had approached him one night after not being able to fall asleep and asked him; "Daddy, why do you and mummy hate each other so much?" The father's only reaction being breaking into sobs and pulling his son into a tight embrace. But this night.. This night, he was feeling more miserable than usual. Sitting on the edge of his bed, he was at the point of giving up completely, allowing his family to fall apart and living without a care in the world. He sighs, glancing at his bed and and reminding himself he was not that type of man. Though, sleep would cure his tiredness. So he hauled himself up and drowsily changed into some old pyjamas, which he still owned only for the comfort within the material. His wife wasn't very happy about it, but they had stopped sleeping in the same bed a year ago so it didn't matter at this point. Pulling back his duvet, he went to turn off his light then collapsed into his bed, shifting and grunting for a minute or two until he found a comfortable position on his cheap mattress. Finally, willing for him to fall into a deep, endless sleep and for all the pain to disappear, he ever so slowly closes his eyes, hoping it'll be the last time.... then he hears his neighbour yelling "SUCK ON MAH BALLS!" over and over again. Alternative Ending! For all you.. bad children out there. >w> He groans, rolling his eyes. It was a usual thing for his neighbour to do. At least there was no moaning involved this time.
@gamecrusader6768
@gamecrusader6768 6 жыл бұрын
Squib shit that alternative ending
@mycatisexists4293
@mycatisexists4293 5 жыл бұрын
Well slap me in the dick and call me gay
@Styxx710
@Styxx710 5 жыл бұрын
All the neighbors around jack everytime he plays a game “oh no. Here goes again.. HONEY GET THE EAR MUFFS!! THE LOUD CRAZY MAN IS YELLING AGAIN!”
@MadVillian05
@MadVillian05 5 жыл бұрын
I'm copying this and using it lol
@alexxxarawr4347
@alexxxarawr4347 5 жыл бұрын
How da fuk
@thekingtriton_
@thekingtriton_ 7 жыл бұрын
Shark Chan: What a delightful little starter! Jack: If that ham is just a starter to you..."looks down"...then we have a problem.
@biopyramid0384
@biopyramid0384 7 жыл бұрын
Lol #lifeproblems
@adorluigi
@adorluigi 7 жыл бұрын
Use 🅱️enis enlarge 🅱️ills
@quint3tty
@quint3tty 7 жыл бұрын
"Suck... NOOOO. GARY, NO." The realization was amazing😂😂
@ryaquaza3offical
@ryaquaza3offical 7 жыл бұрын
RIP Garry 2017 - 2018 “We never got to know his real name”
@Ghostist
@Ghostist 7 жыл бұрын
That would be 2017-2018...
@ryaquaza3offical
@ryaquaza3offical 7 жыл бұрын
Fixed, I’m still getting used to the new year thing tbh
@christovalflorian6038
@christovalflorian6038 7 жыл бұрын
No 2018-2018 last video of this was on the second on jan
@ryaquaza3offical
@ryaquaza3offical 7 жыл бұрын
Christoval Florian yea but the game (aka Gary’s birth date) happened in 2017
@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 7 жыл бұрын
so sad D:
@Lynner2010
@Lynner2010 6 жыл бұрын
"And you have come!" *Sean looks down* "I have?" Dirty. Dirty. Lol.
@PrincessPheonix06
@PrincessPheonix06 5 жыл бұрын
69TH LIKE YESS I AM GODDDDDD
@expensiveebaynugget219
@expensiveebaynugget219 5 жыл бұрын
Pumpkin Pie Gacha Videos 🤦‍♀️😂
@vaitallity
@vaitallity 7 жыл бұрын
I cant believe i almost didnt watch this series
@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 7 жыл бұрын
You would have missed out haha
@vaitallity
@vaitallity 7 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye its so good and totally underrated!
@monkeybutts8125
@monkeybutts8125 7 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye love mmeeeee
@plasmaticlmao
@plasmaticlmao 7 жыл бұрын
I nearly didn’t either
@thegamesghostyt6481
@thegamesghostyt6481 7 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@JustThatLauren
@JustThatLauren 7 жыл бұрын
BOP that like button, ON THE SNOOT! LIKE A BOSS, and... high fins all around
@R3Dboii
@R3Dboii 7 жыл бұрын
JustThatLauren omg he needs to use this in the next one
@David-oy2ih
@David-oy2ih 7 жыл бұрын
YESSS EXACTLY!!!
@JonJoLen
@JonJoLen 7 жыл бұрын
XD
@firelordzuko9827
@firelordzuko9827 6 жыл бұрын
"And you have come!" Jack: I have?! *looks down at crotch* *looks up at screen* o H.
@slugtoast4400
@slugtoast4400 6 жыл бұрын
For christ's sake
@murderingcurve9423
@murderingcurve9423 6 жыл бұрын
Lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol lololol
@t.s6.__
@t.s6.__ 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Bakubro...
@firelordzuko9827
@firelordzuko9827 4 жыл бұрын
(THIS IS A 2 YEAR OLD COMMENT, SWEET MOTHER OF JEEBUS)
@queensalmon4905
@queensalmon4905 7 жыл бұрын
He does the anime girl voice way too perfectly, that's scary
@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a master of manipulating my voice!!!
@sammytheboi5989
@sammytheboi5989 7 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT
@kthebaker3528
@kthebaker3528 7 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@queensalmon4905
@queensalmon4905 7 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye HOLY SHIT WTF YOU ACTUALLY REPLIED I'M SHOOK
@sammytheboi5989
@sammytheboi5989 7 жыл бұрын
SUKC ONA MAH BAHLSS
@thomasweeden2683
@thomasweeden2683 7 жыл бұрын
“If that massive slab of meat doesn’t satisfy her...” *looks down “We’re in trouble.”
@theuglypirategooddrawinggu8773
@theuglypirategooddrawinggu8773 7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Weeden PLZ TELL ME WHAT PART OF THE VIDEO DOES HE SAY THAT 😀😋😂
@dankmemez7176
@dankmemez7176 7 жыл бұрын
- jackcepticeye 2018
@ennuiphantom
@ennuiphantom 7 жыл бұрын
the ugly pirate good drawing guy 19:31
@shaym2380
@shaym2380 7 жыл бұрын
19:35
@theuglypirategooddrawinggu8773
@theuglypirategooddrawinggu8773 7 жыл бұрын
Misty Days THX!!!
@luna4s
@luna4s 7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who keeps seeing these flashes in the game? It was there already last episode, but it's in this episode too. Edit: I didn't expect so many people to respond. Hopefully that means Jack saw this comment too. Because I'd like to see where the story in this crazy game goes. But if the screen flashes can be fixed that'd be great.
@dutchgirlmaan2958
@dutchgirlmaan2958 7 жыл бұрын
No, same here. Didn't see anybody else talk about it until you.
@TerrarianAce
@TerrarianAce 7 жыл бұрын
Luna kuutamo I see it too
@connormorris5811
@connormorris5811 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought it was him setting up another thing like the demon jack on Halloween
@kodaiscompost
@kodaiscompost 7 жыл бұрын
I thought it was my phone
@jackdog06
@jackdog06 7 жыл бұрын
They’ve been happening for some time. Ive been commenting this in every video. No idea what it’s about. Just glad it isn’t a problem with my iPad or something.
@TessyBoy7
@TessyBoy7 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, the blob fish only looks ugly above water. Underwater the pressure makes him look like a normal fish. I know, I suck.
@PTSDSquirrel
@PTSDSquirrel 6 жыл бұрын
Same for jelly fish still gross looking.
@joaoflores8833
@joaoflores8833 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t tell that to the Sea Slug “SUCK.ON.MAH.BALLS”.
@gamecrusader6768
@gamecrusader6768 6 жыл бұрын
Oh I didnt know that thanks
@wtfbro959
@wtfbro959 5 жыл бұрын
What if its in the shallow waters? Where the pressure isn't that strong
@kirayoshikage788
@kirayoshikage788 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-ht6ig3ux1v Ballz
@DaveyDa
@DaveyDa 7 жыл бұрын
That moment when you're watching a screaming adult man playing a game that's about talking fish... NICE!!!
@superkoekie8
@superkoekie8 7 жыл бұрын
"If that giant piece of meat doesn't even satisfy her....*looks down*...... We're in trouble"
@blazingmlgwolf7683
@blazingmlgwolf7683 6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit i just got that
@TLTuck5
@TLTuck5 6 жыл бұрын
SanderMets when did he say that
@zemmym.9437
@zemmym.9437 7 жыл бұрын
#RIPGARY😢😢😭😭😭😭
@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 7 жыл бұрын
SO SAD D:
@zemmym.9437
@zemmym.9437 7 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye He was so young! And so ballsy!😭😂
@ioof7110
@ioof7110 7 жыл бұрын
RIP GARY 2018-2018
@cavebear7261
@cavebear7261 7 жыл бұрын
In honor of Gary, we should all do our best to SUCK ON SUM BALLS!
@zemmym.9437
@zemmym.9437 7 жыл бұрын
Patrick Kirkland His spirit shall not die!✊
@louis4_
@louis4_ 6 жыл бұрын
20:05 literally jumping around *I'VE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS YEEEESSSSSSSSS*
@nicolewilson1692
@nicolewilson1692 7 жыл бұрын
Jack: If that giant piece of meat, doesn't even satisfy her then... *looks down* we're in trouble HAHAHAHAHAHA
@sarikabonsness2903
@sarikabonsness2903 7 жыл бұрын
Nicole Wilson THAT WAS FUNNY 😂😂😂
@dabking6349
@dabking6349 7 жыл бұрын
Kylee Rasmussen pppppppppeeeee
@breckentoberman8884
@breckentoberman8884 7 жыл бұрын
I see more pieces of ham
@Ivory_
@Ivory_ 6 жыл бұрын
"And you have come" *JACK LOOKS DOWN* oh, right right
@blazingmlgwolf7683
@blazingmlgwolf7683 6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit i just got that 😐
@Geremie
@Geremie 7 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Garry the Sea Slug
@leonard3667
@leonard3667 7 жыл бұрын
2018 - 2018 "SUCK ON MAH BALLZ!"
@veryangry64
@veryangry64 7 жыл бұрын
1 Like = 1 Prayer
@biopyramid0384
@biopyramid0384 7 жыл бұрын
May he rest in peace
@explodingjelly5461
@explodingjelly5461 7 жыл бұрын
F
@foxjackal3547
@foxjackal3547 7 жыл бұрын
Geremie Agudo he died like 1 word he said for most of his life balls but he was balls deep in water.
@endonation4249
@endonation4249 6 жыл бұрын
Jack is like saitama, 'shorten it to 20 words or less'.
@dakatking8577
@dakatking8577 6 жыл бұрын
Best anime
@RamielEdits
@RamielEdits 6 жыл бұрын
DaKatKing No mY hErO aCeDaMiA iS!1! Jk your opinions good
@tiosevenstars
@tiosevenstars 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's the reference XD
@surprisedabbacchio4872
@surprisedabbacchio4872 6 жыл бұрын
Nah it be JoJo
@InkDragon-tl6gs
@InkDragon-tl6gs 6 жыл бұрын
Yasssss
@wesisnotonfire
@wesisnotonfire 5 жыл бұрын
Shark chan: Lets get down to business- Jack reading it: T- Me: TO DEFEAT! THE HUNNNS! *laughs so much that I almost threw up*
@dreamlight5392
@dreamlight5392 7 жыл бұрын
“God, she devoured that meat in seconds!”
@marcelostudios3042
@marcelostudios3042 7 жыл бұрын
*Looks Down* "We're in trouble. "
@omaarr_tog
@omaarr_tog 7 жыл бұрын
beats of insanity Wut
@thelegendarypootisman3
@thelegendarypootisman3 7 жыл бұрын
beats of insanity You need help
@noctevolatcatus4617
@noctevolatcatus4617 7 жыл бұрын
No
@noctevolatcatus4617
@noctevolatcatus4617 7 жыл бұрын
Bad
@cheeseaccent
@cheeseaccent 7 жыл бұрын
the slug has the same accent as nugget and i'm shook.
@mememansam5466
@mememansam5466 6 жыл бұрын
Yea just a bit more bloby
@keqingsimp_8158
@keqingsimp_8158 6 жыл бұрын
Sarah Sanine ARE YOU READY TO ENTER DA NUGGET CAVE?!
@lonelyservant4409
@lonelyservant4409 6 жыл бұрын
Your nostril looks like a sperm
@blitzdragon5167
@blitzdragon5167 6 жыл бұрын
sadly it died... unless, you know, if he didn't.
@skylarlogan3512
@skylarlogan3512 6 жыл бұрын
Sarah Sanine sameeee
@sinnamonski685
@sinnamonski685 7 жыл бұрын
Here lies Gary R.I.P He will be missed #RIPGARY
@garyhird7689
@garyhird7689 7 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaan
@therainbowknight
@therainbowknight 7 жыл бұрын
RIP
@quintenandjoannklonowski134
@quintenandjoannklonowski134 6 жыл бұрын
"You mean I'm fine as in a cutie-pie!?!?" Jack:were's my harpoon?
@jacklippy
@jacklippy 6 жыл бұрын
Why does jack use the exact same voice for the sea slug as the voice as nugget😂
@sagetheperson3295
@sagetheperson3295 6 жыл бұрын
Because they are the same
@karasuthekid
@karasuthekid 6 жыл бұрын
Because he can
@maeborowski9922
@maeborowski9922 5 жыл бұрын
Who gives a shit? its fucking hilarious!
@daisymay6684
@daisymay6684 5 жыл бұрын
Gary is the reincarnation of Nugget
@nessievesper5947
@nessievesper5947 5 жыл бұрын
@@adenisbored2498 lmfao literally dying
@felicityhansen5481
@felicityhansen5481 7 жыл бұрын
#SUCKONMABALLS
@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 7 жыл бұрын
RIP GARY
@leonidassmith6661
@leonidassmith6661 7 жыл бұрын
#SUCKONMAHBALLS has now become trending. Well, at least in my head
@kthebaker3528
@kthebaker3528 7 жыл бұрын
“Inhales” Boi
@korahharrrington8216
@korahharrrington8216 7 жыл бұрын
LOL That is so god damn hilarious
@bexbiscuit1750
@bexbiscuit1750 7 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye yes I agree with u I like Gary he was so funny 😀😀😀
@cusa6180
@cusa6180 7 жыл бұрын
shark
@bomb1515
@bomb1515 7 жыл бұрын
#ripgary
@giornogiovanna8669
@giornogiovanna8669 7 жыл бұрын
Never
@jamiejamplayzgames5105
@jamiejamplayzgames5105 7 жыл бұрын
#ripgary
@LostInDaSauce28
@LostInDaSauce28 7 жыл бұрын
Gianna Macaroni rip in ballz
@lolascatlet6377
@lolascatlet6377 7 жыл бұрын
#RIP GARY
@SomeSoggyToast25
@SomeSoggyToast25 6 жыл бұрын
His voice for Gary sounds like Nugget. R.I.P. Nugget.
@Prot0genArts
@Prot0genArts 5 жыл бұрын
NUGGET WILL NEVER DIE
@yeppp0
@yeppp0 5 жыл бұрын
@@Prot0genArts Nugget is an immortal God
@slashingninja2129
@slashingninja2129 5 жыл бұрын
Nugget lost an arm
@dr.joltik
@dr.joltik 5 жыл бұрын
Nugget is immortal nugget used monstermon cards to live forever
@nocturnalkoala8798
@nocturnalkoala8798 5 жыл бұрын
Ok
@OriOriOhG
@OriOriOhG 7 жыл бұрын
(Shang) Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns. Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, But you can bet before were through, Mister I'll make a man out of you. Tranquil as a forest, But on fire within. Once you find your center, You are sure to win. You're a spineless pale pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you. (Chan-Po)I'm never gonna catch my breath. (Yow)Say goodbye to those who knew me. (Ling)Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym? (Mushu)This guy's got them scared to death! (Mulan/Ping)Hope he doesn't see right through me. (Chan-Po)Now I really wish that I knew how to swim! (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river, (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon, (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Time is racing toward us, 'Til the Huns arrive. Heed my every order, And you might survive. You're unsuited for the rage of war, So pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make a man out of you? (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river, (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon, (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon. (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river, (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon, (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire, Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
@chey5089
@chey5089 7 жыл бұрын
The Great O Davis Why?
@bravobird9435
@bravobird9435 7 жыл бұрын
Zack Aube thanks
@commanderpotato5244
@commanderpotato5244 7 жыл бұрын
Zack Aube beauotiful
@helloandgoodbye1870
@helloandgoodbye1870 7 жыл бұрын
The Great O Davis beautiful
@tylerlilly4884
@tylerlilly4884 7 жыл бұрын
The Great O Davis wow some one has to much free time
@santimcbanti5328
@santimcbanti5328 7 жыл бұрын
Shark chan :and you have come Jack: I have *looks down for a sec*...oohhhh
@faefiercevulpine6990
@faefiercevulpine6990 7 жыл бұрын
Lol the blobfish waiter’s voice sounds like Mike Tyson talking into a can of pringles XD
@phirionwolf
@phirionwolf 7 жыл бұрын
Oddly specific, yet accurate
@aubreyburk514
@aubreyburk514 7 жыл бұрын
Fae FierceVulpine OMG TRUUU
@foreveraddy3864
@foreveraddy3864 7 жыл бұрын
Fae FierceVulpine lol
@MrsMapleMoth
@MrsMapleMoth 6 жыл бұрын
What are you taking about hith name ith Mike Tython.
@skylar9006
@skylar9006 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: I have stuff to do. Things to see...... under his breath people to kill Jack 2018
@crybabyfan4665
@crybabyfan4665 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was anti making jack say that
@himynamespeter4730
@himynamespeter4730 6 жыл бұрын
@@crybabyfan4665 you beat me to it :'(
@resident_silly
@resident_silly 5 жыл бұрын
Me 100% of the time
@ikmkr
@ikmkr 7 жыл бұрын
"I was turned into the fish that most closely matched my DNA- KENDRICK LAMAR!"
@bananamilk8650
@bananamilk8650 7 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Gary 2018-2018
@quinnace8671
@quinnace8671 7 жыл бұрын
"Your Nostril looks like a sperm" -Jacksepticeye 2018
@flowerkabob975
@flowerkabob975 7 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be a great year
@quinnace8671
@quinnace8671 7 жыл бұрын
Yes Yes it is
@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM
@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM 7 жыл бұрын
Firebreeze Axe ikr
@quinnace8671
@quinnace8671 7 жыл бұрын
#JacksSharkyYear
@quinnace8671
@quinnace8671 7 жыл бұрын
#JACKSEPTICEYE2018LIFE
@SadBoy-hs2uq
@SadBoy-hs2uq 6 жыл бұрын
Game - "I was a hot babe" Me - "The Babes are back"
@Diomedes-
@Diomedes- 7 жыл бұрын
Shark -"And you have come!" Jack- "OH! I have...?" *looks down* OH! I can't fucking breathe xD
@spanghzcom6602
@spanghzcom6602 7 жыл бұрын
Julian LaMay 69 likes
@americancheese9103
@americancheese9103 7 жыл бұрын
Oh wow so funny
@ET_Zombie
@ET_Zombie 7 жыл бұрын
RIP Gary. Never forget.
@supermariocraft2067
@supermariocraft2067 7 жыл бұрын
*S U C C*
@ellem8396
@ellem8396 7 жыл бұрын
EvilTwin Zombie wait gary died?!? I haven't finished the video yet......R.I.P
@mystichavin5330
@mystichavin5330 7 жыл бұрын
moms spaghetti
@onegirlband7239
@onegirlband7239 7 жыл бұрын
21:40 top 10 anime deaths
@coddyclements2834
@coddyclements2834 7 жыл бұрын
SSSUUUCCCKKK OONN MMAHH BBALLZ
@jefftheaccountant4216
@jefftheaccountant4216 7 жыл бұрын
Omg that Aaron Paul film was called “help I’m a fish” that film was my favourite as a kid
@jacobbrown9799
@jacobbrown9799 7 жыл бұрын
Menna The lion isn’t it amazing...what science can do
@MarieMaia445
@MarieMaia445 7 жыл бұрын
Alan Rickman at his best in that. ToT
@MoonyFBM
@MoonyFBM 7 жыл бұрын
Menna The lion You know it too?!? I danced to that song when I was at dancing practice when I was five! 😂
@mysticmacaw3728
@mysticmacaw3728 7 жыл бұрын
“20 words or less....” One Punch reference?!?!
@micahphilson
@micahphilson 7 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else kind of annoyed now by those periodic couple-frame flashes of the pause screen?
@chriscabrera8678
@chriscabrera8678 7 жыл бұрын
I thought they might be anti but i stopped on one and its just the main menu screen of the game.
@cybercarcass
@cybercarcass 7 жыл бұрын
I thought it was just me and my crappy computer
@nik6225
@nik6225 7 жыл бұрын
èyep
@alicc_8120
@alicc_8120 7 жыл бұрын
Nah
@Destructocorps
@Destructocorps 7 жыл бұрын
They were in the last episode too, but they're worse this time.
@jinlin1976
@jinlin1976 6 жыл бұрын
shark actives girly mode Me: wtf Shark: (o//o)
@RockingSpaceDragon
@RockingSpaceDragon 7 жыл бұрын
Nice One Punch Man reference, Sean!
@soluzzz
@soluzzz 7 жыл бұрын
Judith Heitz he meant the "shorten it to 20 words or less im a very busy man"
@devontezlewis3603
@devontezlewis3603 7 жыл бұрын
Why is jack the best person on KZbin 😂😂
@Gamingwithgabe
@Gamingwithgabe 7 жыл бұрын
devontez lewis ikr
@lunaticlizard9287
@lunaticlizard9287 7 жыл бұрын
I know right
@lavademon7238
@lavademon7238 7 жыл бұрын
devontez lewis we will never know
@friezafreaklmao5470
@friezafreaklmao5470 7 жыл бұрын
becuz he is BOSS!
@bdavidson5429
@bdavidson5429 7 жыл бұрын
devontez lewis because
@syd_emu
@syd_emu 7 жыл бұрын
#SuckOnMahBallsSociety Our leader : Gary the sea slug Oh wait RIP Gary our leader New leader:Jacksepticeye
@danielmacari9213
@danielmacari9213 7 жыл бұрын
Gary is dead. Long live Gary.
@syd_emu
@syd_emu 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Macari We must avenge him,our great leader.
@aoibhemaee5357
@aoibhemaee5357 7 жыл бұрын
Yamgami kun light kun
@syd_emu
@syd_emu 7 жыл бұрын
The WaffelGaming A fellow Death Note fan
@aoibhemaee5357
@aoibhemaee5357 7 жыл бұрын
L- Kun every book in black edition and all the spin of books including Ls world or idk what it's called I can't remember
@MariannaXrss
@MariannaXrss 5 жыл бұрын
Jack's neighbors: What's he doing now? Jack: *BALLS!*
@spiritbolt245
@spiritbolt245 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, I see a SEPTICEYE out of Sharki Chan’s Nose
@andrewh2266
@andrewh2266 7 жыл бұрын
Spirit Bolt or a sperm
@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 7 жыл бұрын
haha oh yeah!
@chaosdemonicsoulreaper102
@chaosdemonicsoulreaper102 7 жыл бұрын
Red bull gives you wings jack
@JasperLane
@JasperLane 7 жыл бұрын
Jordan Barth Nah it's wiiings these days
@spookyman2997
@spookyman2997 7 жыл бұрын
Jasper Lane no it's wing not wiiings
@pinj
@pinj 7 жыл бұрын
Jordan Barth Sean*
@kushalchoudhary8861
@kushalchoudhary8861 7 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it for so long...
@kw1ky971
@kw1ky971 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: *first episode* We're here to do some genuine fish science! Jack: *takes shark on a date*
@Xer0x_03
@Xer0x_03 7 жыл бұрын
10:48 HE REMEMBERED!!!
@pikapunchgamer9532
@pikapunchgamer9532 7 жыл бұрын
Omg the Mulan reference ^.^ I love it
@azuregriffin1116
@azuregriffin1116 7 жыл бұрын
PikaPunch Gamer oh shit that profile pic. Like... damn.
@mustafamusa67
@mustafamusa67 7 жыл бұрын
Man...dating sims are getting weirder and weirder by the day.
@authra6595
@authra6595 7 жыл бұрын
It already is when Hatoful Boyfriend came out
@biopyramid0384
@biopyramid0384 7 жыл бұрын
PotatoNator you mean by the year
@nadiann5936
@nadiann5936 7 жыл бұрын
PotatoNator COUGH Doki Doki Literature Club COUGH COUGH Mm, got something in my throat.
@alienmangamer7179
@alienmangamer7179 7 жыл бұрын
PotatoNator yup, there’s even a game where you date pigeons
@CREDLACE
@CREDLACE 7 жыл бұрын
PotatoNator Weren't they weird to begin with?
@rhiannonedwards8940
@rhiannonedwards8940 5 жыл бұрын
23:50 the movie 'Help I'm a Fish', I loved this as a kid!! 😂
@gregjackson6234
@gregjackson6234 5 жыл бұрын
Me to!!!!
@Solaris0
@Solaris0 7 жыл бұрын
I was kind of hoping for “Boop that like Button in the Snoot”
@septicgaming9371
@septicgaming9371 7 жыл бұрын
JACK I was just watching your Tuber Tycoon and you said once it updated you would play it again.... will you? I think their hillarious! Love ya Jack
@kitpunkk
@kitpunkk 7 жыл бұрын
the sea slug reminds me of cartman tbh.
@GalladeEnjoyer
@GalladeEnjoyer 6 жыл бұрын
Jemmi_Sama true, me too.
@kerryleclair7801
@kerryleclair7801 6 жыл бұрын
I luuuv your profile pic of Tord =3
@kerryleclair7801
@kerryleclair7801 6 жыл бұрын
Fandom TrashTM i luuuv your profile pic of tom X3 so many eddsworld peeps
@ArdenMix
@ArdenMix 6 жыл бұрын
Jemmi_Sama Good! I’m not alone in thinking this!
@lizardfishbird
@lizardfishbird 5 жыл бұрын
“In Ireland, hurling is a sport.” And here I thought you were going to say that it was seeing who could projectile vomit the farthest after a long night out drinking... I’d actually watch that sport
@420Xing
@420Xing 7 жыл бұрын
i was expecting jack to say "if you liked punch that shark in the nose like a boss! and hooters all around"......it was kind of sad that he didnt xD
@brooklynadams3565
@brooklynadams3565 7 жыл бұрын
Kendra Chase *snoot
@saphari22
@saphari22 7 жыл бұрын
Marina is Jack's version of Boobs MacKenzie! lol
@SylverScourge
@SylverScourge 7 жыл бұрын
I read "I'll pee under this rock" XDD
@spoodersunse968
@spoodersunse968 6 жыл бұрын
Im also Useless Trash
@depresseddoge8155
@depresseddoge8155 6 жыл бұрын
lol me too
@thyannl
@thyannl 6 жыл бұрын
Naked roses
@dreyasilva1396
@dreyasilva1396 6 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@SarnavE
@SarnavE 6 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@user-if3vc5ce7q
@user-if3vc5ce7q 6 жыл бұрын
13:10 when he says "stomach" he sounds like King Julien 🤣🤣🤣
@justyouraverageperson4140
@justyouraverageperson4140 5 жыл бұрын
Why are you so right!?
@micheleguerrera6932
@micheleguerrera6932 7 жыл бұрын
Her:"aaugh that big ass ham was just a lovely starter" Him:*looks down* Him:"well we have a bit of a problem"
@ushum8838
@ushum8838 7 жыл бұрын
SHARK ARE PEOPLE!! THEY ARE LONELY SO LET'S GO DATE ONE!!
@thebigman9522
@thebigman9522 7 жыл бұрын
She was later found eaten alive by a shark.
@kenokiythwindvell9065
@kenokiythwindvell9065 7 жыл бұрын
O GOD!!! Shark BJ
@dawnalpha5120
@dawnalpha5120 7 жыл бұрын
Dhara Pires Thats fucking hilarious 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
@justalittlecrazy8967
@justalittlecrazy8967 7 жыл бұрын
Let's all take a moment to appreciate Seán's amazing singing.
@wardedthorn6523
@wardedthorn6523 7 жыл бұрын
Just a Little Crazy Eh. It's alright.
@demoncaptainofwonderland
@demoncaptainofwonderland 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that he didn't get the "Help I'm A Fish" reference disappoints me greatly
@badoobles
@badoobles 7 жыл бұрын
We will all miss you dearly sweet, sweet Gary.😢😢 #restinballs
@Dragon_Ruler_1997
@Dragon_Ruler_1997 7 жыл бұрын
Cytamis hey it spells rib
@badoobles
@badoobles 7 жыл бұрын
JAB 97 and he got eaten like ribs too.
@clungod
@clungod 7 жыл бұрын
#restinballs
@ryaquaza3offical
@ryaquaza3offical 7 жыл бұрын
Sorry but he can’t RestInBalls,. I haven’t stopped sucking them yet
@badoobles
@badoobles 7 жыл бұрын
Ryaquaza 1 well Jack has like 20 of them, I'm sure he'd be willing to donate to our cause.
@Elitelupus
@Elitelupus 7 жыл бұрын
Dating Sim For sharks ? XD *WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TOO*
@railbaron1
@railbaron1 7 жыл бұрын
He's Dating a Shark, FOR SCIENCE! So zip it Marina!
@stabbamonroll
@stabbamonroll 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: I reckon this is the place Phone: *Applebees commercial*
@elizabethsharp6579
@elizabethsharp6579 7 жыл бұрын
omg mulan movie song XD glad I'm not the only one who burst into song
@hiddenblade4513
@hiddenblade4513 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Sharp I'll Make A Man Out Of You?
@harleyquinn8559
@harleyquinn8559 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Sharp haha I swear I did the same
@jimdeberry8731
@jimdeberry8731 7 жыл бұрын
Yay, im enjoying your playthrough of this! P.S. Nice tattoo
@lucianoben-malek693
@lucianoben-malek693 7 жыл бұрын
Oh I've been waiting for this I can't wait to see where this all goes.
@grumpybean98
@grumpybean98 4 жыл бұрын
Jack talks about caffeine in the first minute, not knowing that in 2 years, he's gonna have his own coffee company. Absolute golden
@ddelreal5638
@ddelreal5638 7 жыл бұрын
If you think this is weird, play the horse dating simulator thing. I think it's called house prince or something like that XD
@MattRobinson2010
@MattRobinson2010 7 жыл бұрын
Jack. I just want to leave this comment here as I've only just seen your 'Toughest Year On KZbin' video and I was worried that with it being posted three days ago, that you wouldn't see it so I figured I'd put it here to increase the chances of you seeing this and I really hope you do. I'm 28 years old and I've been watching you for a long time now, and one thing that always made me think whenever I watched any of your VLOG's when you brought this up was to try new things in life. It wasn't until I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome where I really started thinking more about that. I was a little aware of Asperger's because my best friend of 10 years has it and that was when I really started taking more of an interest in mental health in a whole. So I decided to try something new, I had never ever known what I wanted to do with my life and I was feeling less and less motivated to find work due to constantly getting nowhere whenever I applied for anything. It was then that I started volunteering at the college my parents work at and all of a sudden, it hit me that this is what I want to do in my life. I want to help people with Asperger's Syndrome and other mental health issues to get the most out of life, to make them feel like they're able to achieve something in life. I'm even doing a distance learning course on the Principles of Working with People with Mental Disabilities to help gain as many qualifications as possible in hopes that I'm able to get a job at where I'm volunteering. So I just wanted to say thank you for inspiring me and thank you for giving me the motivation to try something new because it's thanks to you that I have finally found what I want to do in life. To you and everyone else in this wonderful community, let's make 2018 amazing!
@brianhayes5239
@brianhayes5239 7 жыл бұрын
Good for you! I'm not sure how asperger`s syndrome works, but never the less I'm glad to hear that you now know what you want to do, and though I'm not jacksepticeye, I hope that you believe me when I say that I hope you can accomplish that dream and any future dreams you may have. I may not know you in any way, but that doesn't make this any less true. Good luck!
@winnie_the_bleh
@winnie_the_bleh 7 жыл бұрын
I'm very happy that Jack helped you so much! And I hope Jack see's this!
@cherizkamarx4857
@cherizkamarx4857 7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to be part of this community. You are wonderful people💜 blessings
@kkcake5771
@kkcake5771 7 жыл бұрын
hi
@rennzee
@rennzee 7 жыл бұрын
Anybody else seeing weird flashes throughout the video or am like having a seizure…?
@madisonfriesen2543
@madisonfriesen2543 7 жыл бұрын
Life Is Precious I think that it is the options screen.
@geoanderson475
@geoanderson475 7 жыл бұрын
I see them too
@void2439
@void2439 7 жыл бұрын
Video rendering issues maybe, I've seen this with some of his other videos. He might want to fix it.
@Raxarion
@Raxarion 7 жыл бұрын
Life Is Precious flashes of main screen
@brbauerlotr
@brbauerlotr 7 жыл бұрын
Yea, glab I'm not the only one. Making me worry about my phone jack is haha :)
@expensiveebaynugget219
@expensiveebaynugget219 5 жыл бұрын
“You know what marina? Not all of us are emotionally dead inside” 😂💖😂
@echotubet
@echotubet 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@soyaasam
@soyaasam 7 жыл бұрын
*jack dances in the start* Me: .... *starts dancing along* My Mom: I’d like a refund on my child please
@sageXbun
@sageXbun 7 жыл бұрын
Frinky this is honestly me
@Christian-qf6zu
@Christian-qf6zu 7 жыл бұрын
Me: (Laughing at loud) Frinky is adopted!!!
@miss.pineapple740
@miss.pineapple740 7 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@brank7980
@brank7980 7 жыл бұрын
Your mom: calls refund people People:yesss what would you like Ur mom: can I have a refund for frinky my child? People:why Ur mom: she is broken People: how? Ur mom: she is dancing like she is crazy People: puts ur mom on facetime Ur mom: she is dancing like someone named jacksepticeye People: watch the video People: start dancing the same and say* sorry the system has shutdown to reboot the system please call (not real phone number) 000-111-3456 and the child will officaly be yours thank you for your service call again in 1 hour thank you and good bye. Ur mom: fudge this she will stay broken and keep dancing that way always. 1 HOUT LATER ur mom: calls again People: yes? Ur nom: my kid is still dancing People: ok so? Ur mom: I NEED A REFUND ON MY CHILD PLEEEEAAASSSEEE. People: sorry we cannot refund children please try again. Ur mom: fudge this for real.......hangs up Dad comes out Dad: sees mom annoyed and walks back You: plays the song Cant stop the feeling Ur mom: what is wrong with my child THE END
@soyaasam
@soyaasam 7 жыл бұрын
Marea Wyckoff Im a girl lol
@declanhughes1978
@declanhughes1978 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why jack said he need caffeine he is like 5 red bulls and 10 cups of coffee mixed into 1 but can walk and talk Edit:Wow guys thx for all the likes! Your right though he is equivalent to a bonk atomic punch😂😂
@elllllllllliot
@elllllllllliot 7 жыл бұрын
look up bonk atomic punch. I think he’s the human equivalent
@ttom8707
@ttom8707 7 жыл бұрын
No he is 900 cups of coffee 100 red bulls an 1 bonk atomic punch
@its_me5861
@its_me5861 7 жыл бұрын
Red bull has bull sperm in it
@infinite3365
@infinite3365 7 жыл бұрын
football4life-48 That's an urban myth
@elllllllllliot
@elllllllllliot 7 жыл бұрын
tommy Ruff in other words, he is a bonk and a crita-cola
@acinn.4314
@acinn.4314 7 жыл бұрын
Has anyone else noticed that the character only checks his gear when hes at the bottom of the ocean?
@Asriel_Dremr
@Asriel_Dremr 4 жыл бұрын
“To get your point across, shorten it down to 20 words or less.” Sean was channeling his inner saitama right here...
@devanspicknall6137
@devanspicknall6137 7 жыл бұрын
Marina and the shark switched minds thats why marina is so agressive its not her personality its the sharks so jack is on a date with marinas personality while his boss is a shark
@DrNutnut23
@DrNutnut23 7 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theory much?
@no7412
@no7412 7 жыл бұрын
Orly?
@devanspicknall6137
@devanspicknall6137 7 жыл бұрын
Yea
@pithappens9975
@pithappens9975 7 жыл бұрын
His Shark Chan voice sounds like Elmo xD
@baileythebirdasona4376
@baileythebirdasona4376 6 жыл бұрын
“Hamdy someday” Oh I DOPLINITLY SEA what you did there! (Haha I love puns)
@kailanisimms44
@kailanisimms44 7 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Gary. You and your balls will be missed😂
@icecapzzz7266
@icecapzzz7266 7 жыл бұрын
Wolfygirl 44 you have my same profile picture 👍👍
@rajiv3764
@rajiv3764 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder what signe must be thinkin hearin jack shout BALLS! At 13:36 lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
@laurenjohnson5941
@laurenjohnson5941 7 жыл бұрын
Rajiv Ramoutar I have a feeling she’s probably used to him being a fucking weirdo in their own house 😂😂😂😂 I imagine she just learned to ignore the weird shit she overhears on a daily basis
@rajiv3764
@rajiv3764 7 жыл бұрын
Laurie Amber yeah probably lol😂😂
@nicki5271
@nicki5271 7 жыл бұрын
I think she’s the same. They seem perfect for each together.
@evankauffman401
@evankauffman401 7 жыл бұрын
there he goes again
@jadathejada
@jadathejada 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm a voracious eating machine" ________________________________ Me:What would you like sir. Jack:"Im a Voracious eating machine" Me:...on the way sir! ---- Goes to the kicthen---- Me:GET THE SCIENTISTS THERE IS A HUMAN SHARK!??!?!?! Chef:No, it cant be! He has to be a shark that talks not a human with a big stomach! Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Chef:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH other worker: you guys need help...
@segamemecast9970
@segamemecast9970 7 жыл бұрын
Jada Dyson And Barry will be like... "What are you guys talking like that?"
@KP-pg7pj
@KP-pg7pj 7 жыл бұрын
I wasted 5 seconds of my life reading this
@scorpion6248
@scorpion6248 7 жыл бұрын
KuPo 22 worth it
@jadathejada
@jadathejada 6 жыл бұрын
I was so corny when I did this- And I still am👍
@nightmarethedreameater3735
@nightmarethedreameater3735 4 жыл бұрын
"Fish Science" Pretty sure that's called marine Bioligy-
@sporkfoon
@sporkfoon 7 жыл бұрын
Either I'm losing it, or there are random 1 frame flashes interspersed in the normal video that may be a title screen orrr... well I don't know it's too fast but something to do with sharks. Robin, what do?
@Velthrex
@Velthrex 7 жыл бұрын
Yes I've noticed that too, it seems to occur only on this game for some reason. After moving frames by frames, *it seems like it's a game bug where the main menu shows up for a split second* . I don't know why but it does.
@samara.morgan
@samara.morgan 7 жыл бұрын
Jean213 I saw it in other game too, I don't remember in which one. I thought maybe it was about some weird restrictions or something.
@zayerbayer
@zayerbayer 7 жыл бұрын
Harley Q you're not losing it. i see it too
@marinayusta2991
@marinayusta2991 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe anti coming back? That makes sense
@sabrinaingersoll1070
@sabrinaingersoll1070 7 жыл бұрын
Harley Q Yeah the last episode was doing it too
@eternituslupus9956
@eternituslupus9956 7 жыл бұрын
Jack's voice for the slug is fabulous
@galahad5658
@galahad5658 7 жыл бұрын
*was. Was fabulous.
@rainedits9927
@rainedits9927 7 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling you're going to have to kiss her or something to turn her back into a human. That's how it works right?
@madisonfriesen2543
@madisonfriesen2543 7 жыл бұрын
Bdog1156 oh yes! Definitely!!
@justadood8939
@justadood8939 7 жыл бұрын
Bdog1156 maybe?
@brigettetheblogger7440
@brigettetheblogger7440 7 жыл бұрын
Bdog1156 I think so
@KiwiHehe.
@KiwiHehe. 7 жыл бұрын
You give her a potion that turns her into a half human and shark hybrid and then you fuck the shit outta her.
@questorincompetus8841
@questorincompetus8841 7 жыл бұрын
Honey..... no............
@andreasletsplay4845
@andreasletsplay4845 4 жыл бұрын
Jack "to defeat the huns" me clapping
@antelope1708
@antelope1708 7 жыл бұрын
The balls were never seen again Until jack made another video on this game
@barneyab2177
@barneyab2177 7 жыл бұрын
GD Antelope Qg
@ajpatella1037
@ajpatella1037 7 жыл бұрын
GD Antelope s
@svenbrinkhuis
@svenbrinkhuis 7 жыл бұрын
*Totally not sponsored by Redbull*
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