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[@kynzi8900]

Matthew McGorrium's Virtue Emporium.

[@kandysman86]

kynzi HA.... Best comment

[@MrQuickrebuttle]

GOD DAMMIT. xD

[@Jaybird9x]

kynzi FUCK

[@kennyb6591]

You won the internet today man.

[@IndicacannaJones]

I can only imagine the wince-fuck black friday (I mean, white demon) sale at his magical emporium of try-hard feminism. I'll take the brown labia mudflaps for my car, please. I love feminism.

[@barneythedinosaur4877]

Matt was bitten by a radioactive alarm clock and now he's always woke

[@SentientHoodii]

Barney TheDinosaur He constantly hears the alarm in his head, and he has to spew this shit to quell it.

[@florianstumpf4349]

you just won the internet. cudos!

[@ConceptHut]

Barney TheDinosaur Now that's a thsirt.

[@hanni3269]

made my day

[@lukewilliam4208]

That's what happens to your brain if you decide to stop sleeping. You go COMPLETELY nuts.

[@pangeagamer7223]

I donated $1 to a feminist channel but they only got $0.78 because of the wage gap.

[@twiks3905]

PangeaGamer makes sense

[@thegenericnerdking]

PangeaGamer lololololol

[@EldrichDargon]

I donated $1 to a feminist channel but they only got $0.64 because of the wage gap.

[@OldTeaMate]

I don't even think about donating to any feminist organisation, because ... ... patriarchy ...

[@user-vd7io9jc8f]

I donated $1 to a feminist channel but the patriarchy took it.

[@TheOstahaps]

This is the type of guy who would buy a christmas present for his wife’s boyfriend.

[@Itri_Vega]

Only if his wife's boyfriend is actually a girlfriend.

[@michaeldavis2001]

Or his own.

[@heroinehei]

wife’s girlfriend*

[@wiccabessa]

Haahahhahahahahahahhahahah

[@jimibones178]

Lolzzzzz, boom

[@ethanr8185]

this man has mastered the art of "super simping"

[@seankim2916]

This is officially my favorite comment on youthbe

[@minutemadejuiceboxes9991]

Not really, smiling needs to be focused on one target

[@captan7640]

Ultra simp

[@dezmond_0066]

He has achieved a new form "Ultra Simpstinct". 100000 times more powerful than Goku's Ultra Instinct

[@jamestyler3606]

Man?

[@Eleolune696]

He's like a 13 year old kid that just got into metal and suddenly has the most acquired music taste in the whole world.

[@lewlavabra6811]

best way to put it lmao

[@Z7Games]

Its uncanny how well that analogy fits him.

[@Forestgravy90]

Loves a bit of linkin park

[@devonng9399]

I feel attacked but yes

[@pizzafeline4062]

500th like

[@patrickprosser8227]

I think Matt was simply trying too hard to get into Emma Watson's pants.

[@Dannie281]

Yep agree he is wanting in her bed. selling the male femminasi drivel for profit and trying to get laid in the process.

[@christianbustnes9212]

David Stairs eh, I think it’s because she’s famous/she’s looks like semi teen and semi babe

[@Redbikemaster]

@David Stairs I mean, she's good looking but I don't usually feel attraction to any celebrity.

[@96Bysc]

Completely understandable.

[@Dr.GregHouse]

If it works then yeah I’d say it’d be 100% worth it

[@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214]

Matt: Every word is male dominated, huMAN woMAN HIStory, we need some female dominated ones. Me: dishwasHER

[@rishirocks1239]

haha

[@Redninja0400]

KitcHEN

[@sanj._.0462]

Bruh💀

[@67nadin67]

This is awful. I understand its a joke but still.. u r all just making a point of how childish u r .

[@67nadin67]

@LittleRedRhuari RRR ok i accept this . Im just afraid that it might be true because there is this saying that in every joke there is a little bit of truth . So i hope it is indeed 100 percent a joke to u and thats it . Also , im afraid so people are going to take this seriously and it will just add to their toxicity and women hating agenda . Anyways , be careful .

[@GippyHappy]

Matt is the living embodiment of "I'm not like other girls"

[@moonchild5870]

So true

[@sugonmad9082]

Yeah, he is a nice guy.

[@mysticalmane3931]

*not like other guys

[@GippyHappy]

@@mysticalmane3931 I know what I said.

[@OriginalName-ge3gv]

@@mysticalmane3931 I would woosh you but its not worth my time, and im typing this pointless reply to a 3 month old comment.

[@NostraFnDamus]

Sexual assault allegations against Matt McGorey in 3... 2... 1...

[@johnathanross6519]

It will be on the news soon. Hes a white male it will happen.

[@misterlobsterman]

Soon, he will choose to live as a gay man.

[@doomsday24]

@@misterlobsterman Prison will make sure of it. Matty would get a discount on xtra large hotdogs, delivered personally to his backdoor

[@pepetheiii6866]

Apology video will come out with 1:100 ratio of likes and dislikes

[@eltaninshrdlu2925]

@@doomsday24prison rape is no fun

[@smj6491]

HI IM MATT MCGORRY AND IM A MALE FEMINIST BECAUSE OF EMMA WATSONS SPEECH AT THE UN AND BECAUSE OF WAGE GAP AND 1 IN 5 AND THE PATRIARGLBGLELGLEREEEEEEEEEEEEEGLBGLBGBLGBG

[@theautarch7837]

"Hi, I'm Matt McGorry. I desperately needed to throw myself into a cause to give my worthless life meaning." What a tool. Fuck you, Matt.

[@AlexPerez-tv1zg]

Nowadays, guys like this are called: “simps”

[@thatonekidthatnobodytruste5406]

And for good reason

[@muttgooch]

So I'm hot for Marge Simpson

[@parallax2107]

@@muttgooch Preach it, brother

[@mohammadmeu]

Damn, it's been a year and now everyone is called a simp :/

[@nicodemusthemidnightdiscip2291]

History comes from the Greek "hystoria" , a FEMININE word. In greek, the word for his is "autou" . Nothing alike. Get an education, Matt.

[@67nadin67]

It actually came first from the word histor which meant a wise man or judge . After that became historein which meant inquire , only then to become historia .soooo... Jot quite right there . Actually Mat is right about that , it used to belong to men only ...

[@MobTalon]

@@67nadin67 No, it's not male dominated, it just so happens to be written with "his" in it. No, history doesn't mean "wise man", that was the Greek word version from thousands of years ago. And yes, the English language isn't the only language out there, meaning that when you use words and how they're typed out to make an argument, you're really just being a self centered uneducated attention seeking piece of shit, like Matt Macfuckhisface

[@alexherrmann2540]

@@67nadin67 "The short version is that the term history has evolved from an ancient Greek verb that means “to know,” says the Oxford English Dictionary’s Philip Durkin. The Greek word historia originally meant inquiry, the act of seeking knowledge, as well as the knowledge that results from inquiry" - taken from an article of the "time". While it is true that this word has a predecessor, namely "ἵστωρ", which google translates me to ístor it does not seem to be considered a direct predecessor to the word history itself. But even if we would assume it was, you only took the one translation that fits your agenda. In the first sense it means "one who knows law", which can also be translated with judge or it can mean "witness". "Wise man" or "wise one" only seem to be the least common translation. Furthermore only Wikipedia listed the word man specifically, other sources just translated it to "wise one" or "one who knows". I can only speculate here, but the translation with "man" could only be needed if we look at the word in its historical context. I don't know if this word has something that is specifically male in it, but it doesn't seem that way. But that doesn't even matter that much, because his tweet is dumb in any way. Just ignoring where a word comes from and saying it has a "he", "his", or "man" in it, so patriarchy just skips over the whole origin and so it also skips how the word came to be. So whether a word comes from a Greek or Latin male word or not, it is not sexist because of a syllable. (also if we start discussing the word human we would need an etymologist, but the syllable "-man" stems from the french "huMAIN", so also no patriarchy here)

[@michelepella2768]

@@67nadin67 and what language would that be?

[@salhb737tm2]

Imagine being so fragile you get butthurt from 2words of the alphabet being in a specific order

[@_mako]

Poor kid wants Emma Watson senpai to notice him lmao

[@sami-vh4bp]

Matty K well. Who doesn't?

[@notserious6458]

Archbishop Edmund of Abingdon fair point

[@RambleOn07]

Archbishop Edmund of Abingdon I'd rather never meet her

[@baguettegott3409]

Joey JoJo That's your opinion... I think she's hot (but I also was in love with the Hermione from the books when I was younger)

[@fyr3st0rm65]

If I met her I'd still just try to pretend, be nice and respectful, but in the back of mind know that she is a lizard.

[@chrisschrammgraphics]

"I DON'T like my women like I like my coffee" - Matt McGorry Black?

[@korblborp]

and full of cream

[@19french98]

Black coffee is probably too strong for him though. He probably likes them the same way: Incredibly light and having nothing of substance.

[@nova_supreme8390]

Pumpkin spice latte?

[@Yal_Rathol]

Nova_Supreme what would that even correspond to?

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

@@Yal_Rathol mexican maybe?

[@92jwiener]

In an alternate reality, Matt McGorry accidentally clicked off of Emma Watson's UN speech that fateful day, and became an advocate for ASPCA, or Black Lives Matter, or Powerade, or whatever thing he happened to be watching at that very specific point in time.

[@Gingerm0nster]

I like my Matt McGorrys like I like my coffee. Silent.

[@Abejaved]

I prefer boiled

[@XpVersusVista]

@@Abejaved damn came here to say that 😂

[@rocketgirl454]

how is your wage gap button still intact

[@The_GuyWhoNeverUploadsAnything]

This

[@garryreineke3499]

Home repairs.

[@maddies1720]

Her dad fixes it with his swords

[@GodisgudAQW]

+the guy who never uploads anything Subscribed.

[@heydude7796]

I'm pretty sure it's indestructible lol. She could sell those with the label "Will not break no matter how many times you throw it in frustration!" Lol

[@AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr]

Anyone got the odds on him being charged for some kind of sex related crime in the next decade?

[@astralbluefish]

I don't know the odds but i'm willing to place a tenner on him being a sex pest.

[@James-wf6hl]

@@astralbluefish Couldn't agree more, scrolling through his Twitter is almost the same as scrolling through r/niceguys.

[@poppyefemey]

@@astralbluefish you mean $7.80 you know wage gap

[@barringtonwomble4713]

1 in 5 or 1 in 4 i can barely decide.

[@garethoneill5676]

Probably against another man

[@thesamuraiman]

Oh, damn, I just thought "procurer" was a person that "procures" things 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nathanredmin1733]

Yeah like another word for acquire right? Like to procure pokemon cards is to acquire pokemon cards... who knew🤷‍♂️

[@breakerofbad]

It's not the fact that he got a uterus tattoo that bothers me, it's the fact that he had to share it with the rest of the world

[@bella-bond]

All of it bothers me 😭

[@MarcieParcie]

Work for gender equality but not call yourself a feminist = litteraly satan Just calling yourself a feminist because it's trendy = an angel send from heaven.

[@NoShotTwoKill]

Edgy Atheist Satan is cool tho

[@lethos8811]

Adam B just be sure all your victims are right wingers and they will love you

[@ikagura]

It reminds me of people who kill a lot of people but then go confess to the nearest priest

[@apex_prey]

Literally*

[@oitskat]

HIStory lol Ancient Greeks knew how to oppress in English

[@DeepCFisher]

Dangerous people those greeks. They also knew the power of twinks

[@ilooklikemonalisarightnowl816]

@@DeepCFisher lolololol

[@Persholm1]

They also knew gay...

[@tzo3576]

@@Persholm1 I'm Greek and I'm not sure what you mean hahahah

[@user-hz1ep5gv9e]

@@tzo3576 She means that History is basically an ancient greek word (ιστορία) so ancient Greek people didnt make it specifically so that it sounds like HISstorty in English (which as a language didnt even exist back then)

[@matthewmorcos9313]

As a Matthew myself, i can say we don’t claim this one

[@matthewaleman4401]

Agreed

[@williamvalentine5991]

My favorite part is how affected he was by “if not me who? If not now when?” Which ranks around those “Live Laugh Love” signs at Target. He was, literally..crying This weasel. If I was a woman, his existence would create the most arid desert in the nether regions.

[@UraniumEater59]

take it from a woman, it really does.

[@ravenID429]

He comes off as a serial killer-type lol And yeah, he makes my insides retract😂

[@oldassaccount9157]

⁠@@ravenID429I am confused as to the mechanics of a hole retracting. Do you get vagina two? Does it just go up into the uterus? Is this uncomfortable and weird to ask? Why are the police outside?

[@ravenID429]

@@oldassaccount9157 LOL I meant more metaphorically but I guess more like...just a sensation of closing up

[@oldassaccount9157]

@@ravenID429 As a genderless eldritch horror with genitalia only described by H.P. Lovecraft and various meat grinder manuals, I understand the feeling of closing up.

[@prettylittleliar50]

If my boyfriend said to me, "Happy Valentine's Day, I'm a feminist!" I would break up with him on the spot.

[@lilkitty2396]

angelhawk same tbh

[@mattrenteria7951]

angelhawk instantly I want to become your friend

[@Darkwaterdude]

Tell him "I think we should both see other men."

[@Redmanticore]

"I dont have a strap-on, I can´t be a feminist girlfriend."

[@Nionivek]

Well to admit it would mean he has absolutely no respect for you, doesn't believe in your autonomy, doesn't believe you can think for yourself, and doesn't think you are a productive and active member of society... So yeah dumping him because he is a feminist wouldn't be a bad move.

[@jasmineburic6539]

oh god he was a simp before simps were a thing he literally created simping

[@TheKing-bn8ip]

My theory: Matt Magory has no personality so he latched on to a movement that he felt would give him one.

[@aerithcolfer3623]

I think he’s deliberately being over the top since his most famous character is a typical frat boy. I think he’s trying to go “I’m not actually like that” but goes the completely wrong about it. I refuse to believe he’s really like that

[@Shoe0nHead]

thats a good theory

[@Jaybird9x]

Shoe0nHead I’d want some sweet tender loving to my asshole. Lol jk jk. No homo over here

[@TheGeckoNinja]

sounds like hes hiding something he doesnt want anyone to know like a few other men who have been called out

[@BringOnTheWall]

But that's just a theory A WOKEBAE THEORY

[@francescaflorises3226]

Okay, seriously, how does your "Muh Wage Gap" button still work after being thrown so many times or do you just have an entire shelf of those?

[@howdypardner6278]

Both?

[@stevenmael]

EDITING

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

Shelf.

[@luminioustemplar5923]

To be honest that video is how I got here.

[@johs7961]

i was your 666th like

[@RJ-hk1ni]

Q: How do you make a feminist's head explode? A: Tell her that she is not allowed to make you a sandwich.

[@johnmontoya8160]

@Jackson Smith 🤣funny shit. Did you come up with that yourself? Just asking

[@DevinaHart]

Bruh... 🤣 I wouldn't trust a modern toxic feminist to make me a sandwich. I'm afraid she'll try to poison me and make my death look like a choking incident since I don't fall in line with their Idiology.

[@lmn6440]

Have to admit that's lol

[@gabrielfernandez7375]

"Every word is male dominated" what about words in other languages?

[@willrobertson9511]

Pls sell the wage gap button as merch. We can all save our breath 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@auntbeast9640]

SHE HAS TO SEE THIS

[@superanimegamer01]

I would buy one.

[@gr33ny3te2]

For real tho

[@LewChain]

Please

[@TheAres1999]

I like my coffee the way I like my women: hot, dark, and forcibly shipped from South America.

[@jrockwell19]

TheAres1999 I like them in a Styrofoam cup.

[@oceanti6791]

South America?

[@TheAres1999]

@@oceanti6791 yeah, a nice Columbian brew.

[@greenbird1644]

Huhuehueahahha. !! Boa, garotinho.

[@vegarosa69]

Savage, dude....just savage.

[@LAkadian]

All these years later, and your use of the classroom "Yay" meme still warms the cockles of my black heart. I am on a Shoe binge tonight bc I'm using the vids for background noise while I play my incel MMO videogame. Glad you exist Shoe. You ironically make the world seem slightly less dark. Don't ever stop being you, unless it's part of a deal with the devil to become omnipotent. I'd forgive you for that.

[@michaelking2050]

This guy is 100% a "nice guy"

[@theosphilusthistler712]

It's good to be reminded from time to time that actors have a quite impressive ability to memorise lines but that doesn't mean they've taken time to became informed or learn critical thinking.

[@airget]

Welcome to today's college education. We won't inform you on two sides of the situation and let you decide what's right and wrong, we'll tell you how to feel and tell you how to think because it's what we said.

[@wickedomega9614]

If they could think for themselves, they wouldn't need to get a job parroting someone else's words...

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

You call think that man's an actor? You're far too kind.

[@Slim_Pilzi]

Matthey McGorry is the epitome of "LOOK AT ME IM A FEMINIST TOO!!! PLEASEEE LIKE ME!"

[@n3wboyzj3rkin]

Möögöntsör i read that in mr meseeks voice

[@UselessBot]

Lol I did too

[@itsfine5818]

As a guy, I understand how guys think and I'm pretty sure this is an elaborate ploy to get Emma Watson to notice him. This is the celebrity equivalent of me in highschool finding out what bands my crush liked and then talking to my friends really loudly about this new band I found, hoping she would take the bait and talked to me. Needless to say, it didn't work. Matt, I feel ya but it's time to call it quits.

[@ravenID429]

Ohhhhh that’s even WORSE😂 And it didn’t even work

[@lamb2004]

your growing frustration and anger as we get deeper into this video is mood

[@minimonster7896]

Woman : sorry, gotta cancel 😣 lady problems Matt: uh, the wage gap? Woman : no my problems are real 😂

[@isabelbimberg1342]

o o f

[@515Matteo]

AcTuAlLy It Is ReAl

[@--1555]

like fucking period cramps xD

[@BoilingHotTea]

@Elvick *Woman used tumblr rant claiming that all men are assholes and mansplainers*

[@zombieguy4444]

Woman: sorry, gotta cancel 😣 lady problems Matt: uh, the wage gap? Woman: I’m on my period

[@jdicks4576]

"He became the final boss of feminism when he listened to Emma Watson's speech and got a heart boner." And that is when I subscribed.

[@supercool1312]

John D. i think shes hot but because of that i dont want to

[@mixedbagoskittles6891]

@@supercool1312 she definitely is but I like the points she makes, and she's hilarious

[@francoistombe]

I listened to Emma. Whining, pathetic "I'm a victim" speech from a multimillionaire. 15 minutes I won't get back.

[@feartheghus]

“Is this special lady a feminist?” No, she’s fine.

[@Disasterclese]

I'd like to acknowledge the excellence of the choice of background music. Could hear that line in my head throughout, nicely done.

[@HMotam-dn6by]

HE RESPEC BUT HE ALSO PROTECC.

[@alpha.m5483]

IM WOKEEEEEE, RESPECT WAMEN.

[@middle_management7582]

But does he atacc?

[@deadmeme8011]

Steven Milare Of course not, only sexist chauvinists do that.

[@sofiabravo1994]

Bardok

[@conquistadomo7364]

Bugs Bunny I fucking loved that routine

[@otakureiss]

I swear to god if Armoured Skeptic doesn't give you the gift of feminism for next years valentines day.

[@DanielPearson1]

"do I need a '1 in5' button?" Ladies and gentleman, Jim Cramer.

[@d-rgk2477]

Is it just me or is June talking really on beat this whole time And the shameless Dre beat just makes it sound like she’s accidentally rapping I can’t unhear it

[@shiftedstorm]

I subscribed to you my junior year of high school. I'm now a freshman in college and I feel like I'm going to graduate college before you get a camera that shoots higher than 144p.

[@zanthor5422]

She's never going to get rid of the 480p camera. It's her aesthetic.

[@hzuiel]

As Zanthor said, the low res is on purpose, not just because she can't get a better camera.

[@AliJ23]

her camera is the most successful & long-lasting meme she pulled off since she started utoob

[@travn3r]

Zanthor Well she ruins the aesthetic repeatedly whenever she is not sitting in that spot, when she does skits.

[@zanthor5422]

True. I wish she did all of her skits and whatnot in 480p, honestly.

[@sebbis152]

If Matt McGorry ever got accused of sexually harassing women... that would be the single greatest gift from god.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

Resvrgam Happens to every one of them

[@mits74theguy32]

I would believe it too

[@danielandres1579]

he will

[@sanguineregis5354]

if its young boys they wont care. If its young girls however. .

[@GuiltyFaT]

Krakenlord Just give it time The feminists will call him a sexist eventually

[@vendettagainstt3434]

it's been two years and every time I watch this video, I STILL think Matt is a "feminist" for the poon

[@AlyssaQ420]

If my man gave me the "gift" of feminism, I'd ask if he still has the receipt.

[@gemstones2942]

The way he was describing finding his movement like falling in love would make just as much sense if you put it in the context of a man describing how he found his cult

[@AnthonySforza]

Holy shit... jaja, I totally thought the same thing. Like "Man, you'd think this guy joined Heaven's Gate or something."

[@Redrosewitch]

There's no doubt at all that it's become a cult. If it ever was anything else.

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

It’s now transparent that we have no more need for feminism, so now the only thing they have is manipulation tactics. It’s why SocJus in its entirety is like this. You’re correct about some of it always being a cult.

[@skullospice]

Damn, that ‘muh wage gap” button is resilient

[@peterm6737]

The Void That Bites FR though

[@bloodraven8536]

It has been enchanted so it would be destroyed only when his purpose is accomplished. Which means : destroying the wage gap myth once and for all.

[@eggverseoffficial7976]

I fucking love your hair! You should post a video about how you style it because honestly it is on POINT.

[@Hoganply]

If Ted Bundy were in his prime today, he'd be a feminist.

[@DrPeterLankton381]

More like pretend to be one to get women to trust him.

[@jamesmemos4235]

Feminism = Dictionary definition Racism = definition has changed to mean institutional power

[@krillin6]

Lord Grandpa Arguing definitions is done when you don't have a real argument.

[@michaelhutchison1972]

Except that the definition for feminism IS NOT ABOUT EQUALITY. "Advocacy for WOMEN'S rights." These idiots bring up the definition which proves our point.

[@tommyclark4947]

Violence = words

[@gabrielfraser2109]

@@michaelhutchison1972 "To equality with men". The dictionary definition is fine. If all feminists actually followed it, feminism wouldn't be such a dirty word.

[@darthpepe2994]

I wake up, I open my laptop, Shoe0nHead upload instantly. Today is a good day already :D even if Im hungover AF....

[@Kami-Sama197]

Darth Pepe that is one dank meme

[@darthpepe2994]

Mike I worked 8 straight days and am off today, last night was my friday night lol

[@belmontedavid510]

stretch before you reach was hilarious...great video

[@Ctaehko]

i enjoy falling asleep to your videos, so calming

[@gabriel.wagner]

Fun Fact: The word history comes from Ancient Greek ἱστορία (historía), meaning "inquiry", "knowledge from inquiry", or "judge". Also, it took me 5 minutes to look up "History Etymology" on wikipedia, which admittedly, is shorter than watching "Emma Watson's UN speech" on KZbin.

[@Nina-wu4jk]

Gabriel Wagner in modern Greek it’s pronounced without the “H”. The “H” was just part of a pronunciation system we had in ancient times up to the 70s, one being called dhasia(δασεία) and the other psili( ψιλή). In this case, dhasia is being used to crate that “H” sound. We usually put it before the first letter of a word, and other examples that use it are names such as Helen, originally eleni

[@erwin669]

Another fun fact: the word "human" is derived from the Anglo-Norse word "humeigne" which is feminine

[@incendere244]

I like my women like I like my coffee i'm gay

[@Mrmoocows99]

You like your coffee like you like your men? Black?

[@DOFT.mp4]

he probably doesn't like coffee

[@bluefungi]

I like my coffee like my men and women I'm bi.

[@atb1175]

Incendere flamin'

[@bluefungi]

Karozans Lmfao yeh but also want pussy juice to gotta have both

[@nafion112]

7:36 "HIStory??? Really??? Stretch before you reach, sir!" The look on her face when she said "Really?" got me good, had to watch it like 5 times. :P

[@bradf0rdyt421]

This is the type of guy who would buy bell dalphines bath water.

[@rmcbean5699]

I've never seen someone try so hard to get Emma Watson's attention

[@JackClockerinos]

Ron from Harry Potter...

[@xercespriest]

N-no! Hermoine is BLAAAAAACK remember! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@estackpole06]

Wait what I don't understand please explain further

[@JackClockerinos]

Oh, for the new Harry Potter play, Hermonie is now black. I dunno.

[@xercespriest]

It's so damn stupid. Just more people trying to pine for the SJW favoritism.

[@potatoid-0158]

Net neutrality is about to die and *this is what I’m doing*

[@girlinahat3407]

tattoo of yami yugi on my ballsack I mean you could call your rep, go to a protest or milk the lolz from matt's Twitter

[@rafaels.9794]

tattoo of yami yugi on my ballsack yo... Your pick... Give me names

[@edwardzaleski7347]

“All the feels” - only said by people with no personality

[@addyxinwonderland1473]

OH NO MY PERSONALITY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@andrewmoulton7429]

2 years later, and we call dudes like that simps lmao

[@jymba98]

The gamer girl comparison is too much for me. I’m so fucking done 😂

[@WhoCaresAlisha]

I didn't even know that he had a uterus tattoo...I'm cringing.

[@annojance]

Seems like dedication to a fetish if anything.

[@Yal_Rathol]

i dunno about you, but if the woman i loved got an anatomically correct tattoo of my dick, i would rethink that "love" thing.

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

WhoCaresAlisha >>> If he ever has a vasectomy, will he have to get the tatoo changed to reflect tied tubes? 😊

[@TheWolfman932]

Well he is a pussy

[@tini96]

Yal Rathol why?

[@adgato75]

When I saw the uterus tattoo , I 100% agreed with the idea that the bodies have to be buried somewhere.

[@advancedraymondology2914]

This was one of the first videos that got me into Shoe. As a result, I was obsessed with ol' Matt for a while. He was a seemingly infinite source of laughs and "please don't ever let me be like this stooge" moments. Three years on, anyone know if this dude is still like this? His takes were so clearly designed to earn likes and internet hugs, it really wouldn't surprise me to learn he stopped it all as quickly as he started it.

[@ColinMacDaniels]

Hi, you've reached the Matt McGorry Hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with McGorry: glory, story, allegory, Montessori...

[@quinadams8088]

Statutory?

[@Brooke-rw8rc]

Cacciatore!

[@DerpyDaringDitzyDoo]

I've had a pretty shit week, thank you so much for this upload. Glad to know that no matter how bad my day is, at least my search history isn't filled with Matt McGorry,

[@ben2741]

1:54 I’m trying to remember where that musical sting comes from

[@ScryptStudios1]

Love your vids, funny af.

[@glortw]

My boyfriend showed me this video. I'm 32 and I have to tell you, you give me hope for the future. I was just cracking up. Matt McGorry is ridiculous. You are adorable and hilarious, I am so glad you exist to counter all the idiotic shit out there.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

This guy can't be real. -Yeah I'm not coming in to work today, I'm sick. -What's wrong? -I've got wage gap.

[@ShakmeteMalik]

John Doe wage gap is ageist! It's right there in the word! wAGE

[@baneblade__]

Man 2015-2017 sure was an interesting time. It's so weird watching these videos in current year.

[@martmanana7269]

Oh shoe , U . R . Hillllllarious . Love your little mini rants. That was probly the funniest video (and rant) I've seen so far. Love You Shoe !

[@IcewhipRoxx]

"I'm more of an egalitarian!" "No, you're a feminist, damn it! Be proud!" "Okay, okay, geez! I suppose feminism is a subset of wanting equal rights for all humans, so sure!" "Perfect! So what gender equality do you want to tackle first?" "Well, I've noticed that mothers win custody battles far more often than fathers do. We can look into that and share our findings with the world. Or we can gather a team and build a few shelters for abused men. Even though women are more often abused, it sometimes happens to men to, and there are next to no resources for them to be safe. Or, if you want to raise awarness about a social issue, how about we address the pattern of single fathers being looked upon as irresponsible or even pedophiles? Lot's of parents trust single mothers, so why not single fathers who could be just as good caretakers? Maybe we can---" "*slaps* You call yourself a feminist?! How DARE you ignore women and their struggles!" "I told you, I'm an egalitarian!" "That means you're a feminist! NOW ACT LIKE IT!"

[@UnmitigatedRandomness]

Lol, or when you mention genderless problems like social inequalities between the rich and poor, etc. Its either "because of the patriarchy" or "you're distracting from the real issues". Egalitarianism all the way!

[@timevampire83]

-Hark! Stand back fair maiden! I shall defend thee from this vile fiend! -What vile fiend? -This man! He is evil! He is the patriarchy incarnate! He is harassing thee! -Uh, no he isn't. -YES he is! -No isn't. -YES he is! -No he.. -SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M DEFENDING YOUR HONOR!?!? STOP INTERNALIZING YOUR MISOGYNY!!! -wuh?...wha? -Shuuuuut iiiiit! *every white knight ever*

[@badbeardbill9956]

Actually, there's not really enough evidence to make the claim that women are abused more often than men.

[@Dice-Z]

Po-ké Watch You're not entirely wrong, but you're not right either. Men and women don't have to serve specific roles. If a woman is a respectable soldier, then so be it, she can do that. If a man is an excellent baby sitter, then he can do that aswell. Perhaps you'd see gender equality in a better light if you consider gender equality as equality in opportunity. Obviously some things are different on a biological level. Traditions are outdated my friend, and if i had to oppose gender equality myself, it'd be because i believe in individualism, and in that regard, no one is equal. But even if we aren't born equal, at the end of the day, it's working hard and well that matters most. And everyone deserves a chance at doing what they want so as long as they put in the effort. Regardless, there are rights that every human being, and perhaps living being deserves, such as innocents not being abused. You however have no right to decide what choices a man or woman should have.

[@chronischronopoulos835]

"History" is a greek word and the "his" in it is like the "car" in "carpet".

[@arctrog]

@@jeanmichellelaurent this is the best comment ever

[@Persholm1]

Why the fuck are you dissing cars?

[@Persholm1]

*And* pets? Like wtf?!

[@leahsander5490]

It's still male though, actually. The "tor" in it means "man who does something". History originally meant "male storyteller". The female version would be histrixy. Goes to show though how shallow a lot of feminist activists' knowledge about the issue actually is. If they knew their shit, they'd protest the "tor" not the "his". But that's not quite as intuitive to American feminists...

[@mfrommi6593]

@@leahsander5490 still, in portuguese is said historia and "his" is "dele", that means is impossible to opress in portuguese speaking countries? Thats anglophocentric bullshit

[@Mysticmegster1]

I love the atmospheric music in each chapter here. Nice and sinister

[@nateb4380]

My God you nailed it down to the bone with this one.

[@majorcinnamonbun]

Sat here waiting for the sexual assault allegation like it's the next season of Game of Thrones.

[@thatcooperfellow]

majorcinnamonbun yuuuuup

[@jerlstif]

the comparison of male allies being fake gamer girls was genius holy shit

[@davidbundesen5867]

Good vid Shoe. Again. 👍🤛🤜🤛

[@diogenes3949]

I keep getting his name confused with Matthew mcgrorry(RIP) and the two could not be more different.

[@Aryasvitkona]

I'm just imagining a Shoe0nHead video consisting of purely button responses. Like she gets a button for all the common talking points, and just refutes them all with the respective button. No intro. No words from her mouth. Only buttons. Pls June do it

[@CircaSriYak]

the apotheosis of antifeminism

[@thechancan5254]

Do you need a 1 in 5 button? Yes. I'm sorry.

[@KevinSmith-qi5yn]

It takes a lot of effort to rape 1 in 5. I feel like I need to mansplain and argue that it is actually rape.

[@ukaszditengou648]

Shoe has some mad flow in this beat

[@krawczykartur3277]

Damn we need more women like you, nice video keep up the good work !

[@sliout]

Matthew McGorry learned that "1 in 5" statistic was incorrect and started working on making it right.

[@AnthonySforza]

Yea, sounds like a feminist... "I can't be wrong, so we have to change the situation, not what I'd said."

[@difjaoisdjfoaisjdfoaiogeis]

LMFAOOAOAOAOAAOAOA HOLY SHIT DUDE

[@lulzdragon7339]

I lost it when he said HIStory. That was just amazing.

[@noahgormley4456]

It's like car in carpet

[@yellow_hearts1723]

@@noahgormley4456 lmao it is

[@puneetg788]

He thinks English is the default language of earth. He do realize that other languages exist too that are way more complex than English.

[@torinjones3221]

@@puneetg788 we English is also a pretty complex language. Ghoti is pronounced like fish afterall.

[@santiagoalvarez5496]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@Ybw420]

ive been binging some mofuggin shoe

[@GoogleAccount-cs8dm]

2:26 those tabs over the page 🤣🤣

[@SoniaSephia]

Matt is just like those people that when they became a Christian or any other religion they become a little too enthusiastic about it and shove it in everybody's face! Lol even to the point where other religious members will tell the dude to take a breath and chill!

[@evoke1631]

v accurate

[@capitancoolo1]

He reminds me of myself when I discovered libertarianism. I was a little to enthusiastic and annoying about it at first, like I had some kind of esoteric knowledge that the world needed to know. Finally my friends and family had to tell me to shut the fuck up.

[@SoniaSephia]

capitancoolo1 Lol! I think it comes down to when we embrace the new worldview or take up any deep Revelation in life we can get a little too enthusiastic and egotistical! Lol! The important take away from all this is humility!

[@manofonetitle]

I think you hit the nail on the head right there. Its another indication that feminism is a religion now

[@SoniaSephia]

manofonetitle Lol! Yeah!

[@wolfierood6719]

Curious if I can buy a wage gap button

[@ast1867]

I'd buy it

[@solidfisher9798]

Definitely a market for it

[@BoilingHotTea]

@SpyengoEen OH SHIT

[@GothikBeerTV]

Love the dancing sceptic!

[@JimmySee]

This guy is the Jaden Smith of feminism.