what happens if the payload cart isn't speed capped?

[@shounic]

hey, if you're wondering about the cart, these videos have probably answered your question already: what happens if the payloads crash? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoWQm3anrLSNjLM what if the payload went super fast on a really long straight track, and some other maps? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZazmqKCi5qSmdU extra anomalies - kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5yzeq1mecuDmbs

[@Master_Rater]

shounic k

[@Delfite]

Video Idea: What happens if a sentry gun has infinite range? Would it still hit it's shots perfectly, or would it have some kind of odd side-effect? I would really like to know but I don't know how to code this myself!

[@jeremiahbement4627]

Its rock climbing now

[@one_mothyboi]

Hey! Quick question, how did you do this? I really want to try this myself, haha.

[@Fipsh]

What if the payload was drivable off rail

[@Elpaipas123]

Administrator: Fight! Administrator: We have c- We've- Congratu- Victory

[@THE_FEDSSS]

Nice

[@humanbread2619]

Param param param param pam pam pam pam pam

[@theclown6710]

This is what happens when a real Russian Heavy uses the kazotsky kick on the payload with comrades

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

everyone- wat wu- uhh ho- HOLY- ... Dafug just happened

[@the_dude_who_asked]

Mr. Rhombus WHERE? I MUST CONGA WITH HIM!!!

[@paparker2000]

7:56 The cart decides to take a flank route instead of the main track, smart move

[@EnderalRocks]

It's the flanking class

[@supernova8359]

NANI? WALLRUN?

[@jm-sh6qr]

i lost it at this

[@nvrbroker]

The cart tries a risky method that's hard but saves 3 seconds on their run

[@goldennail8912]

The new scout

[@austinhenschen3280]

7:47 Imagine being the red team and seeing the cart skidoodle across the map like this and ends the game in mere seconds. Takes out a Heavy or two along the way.

[@ThePigeon5734]

End of the Line but Heavy gets smeared into the ground by a payload cart.

[@-Rabit-]

Attacking would be pointless, once the cart obtains conciousness, it's over.

[@Whisperi0r]

I have not laughed this hard in ages

[@Memerath]

“Moist and deli- GAAAAAAHH”

[@yargolocus4853]

it looks like one of those sfm animations

[@DEWILL]

5:45 The cart is collecting speeds to get into the parallel universe

[@milob.4322]

No scatterbug to be seen though.

[@skaokers]

Half a A press?

[@10player]

Yooo what’s up dewill?!

[@Sapphire3133]

Alright "Henry" yoshi

[@randomwanderingstranger293]

Sanic

[@paladynne]

So above 4,000 it becomes a GMod skit.

[@radp3612]

pretty much

[@MineshaftSparky]

Meet the Cart

[@impazie]

*gmod broken physics flashback*

[@Bacony_Cakes]

3,000 is a Gmod skit too.

[@Theakritas_]

Lmao yeah

[@TheTurnipKing]

"when this baby hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious shit"

[@evangonzalez3363]

Railroads? Where we're going, we dont need railroads. Uncapped speed cart prob idk.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

Great Scout!

[@kayagorzan]

Lmao

[@conorvermeiren3534]

The way I see it, if you’re going to bomb the enemy team, why not do it from style?

[@orangemonster3473]

Welcome to bo'om gear mates

[@helispark]

"At 5k, we can see that there's actually a split between the cart's physical manifestation and its soul."

[@theblandcharlie822]

SILVER CHARIOT REQUIEM

[@NotA3xCombo]

@@theblandcharlie822 *Blu Cart Requiem

[@oculus5995]

@@NotA3xCombo BLU CARTU REQUIEM!!!

[@endblitz969]

"Oras In confusion"

[@synchrolord]

This is requime

[@КапитанОсмоловский-э4у]

basically, every cart in gmod animations ever.

[@Captain_Carrot]

Вагонетка танцует Яблочко.

[@ricardomilos7695]

@@Captain_Carrot Я! На синей вагонетке! Торгуюсь со школьниками!

[@moron1138]

Вагонетка полезла в яму.

[@MatisanAnimated]

Why are they so many foreign response to an English comment

[@moron1138]

@@MatisanAnimated his avatar is the key

[@TREX_04]

I just like to imagine that scout kicks the cart really hard and sacrifices his entire leg for his contract with Blutarch

[@flowerfromtf2164]

There’s nothing that medic can’t heal (except demos eye)

[@ShockInazuma]

@@flowerfromtf2164Actually, he can heal it. It just turns into Monoculus.

[@ShadowPrime69]

@@ShockInazumaMonculus msm

[@justarandomdude.8907]

@@flowerfromtf2164the only thing medic can't heal back is heavy's rib piece

[@genericperson360]

⁠@@justarandomdude.8907 oh, don’t be such a baby. ribs grow back. (or it would if medic actually followed medical protocol)

[@ArmanKamalulrahim]

I know this was a hypothetical situation but I actually learned that the payload accelerates! Very nice work as usual shounic

[@PassTheSnails]

Fascinating, but it makes total sense. You can see this in game by watching your (incompetent) teammates walk past the cart. If they bump it, the cart will barely move, since they didn’t stick by it long enough to get it past the accelerating phase. This is not just for balancing, but also to perhaps give the cart a feeling of weight and momentum as players attempt to push it.

[@bekkayya]

this will be integral to my casual payload speedruns

[@TheOrderEnforcer]

I never knew this

[@Thornskade]

If it didn't it would just stop and go immediately and look very visually jarring and unnatural. So you've always noticed this, you just didn't give it a conscious thought.

[@salsamancer]

If the cart didn't accelerate, it might speed away from the players only to stop immediately due to them being too far away. So if the players start chasing it, it will look like somebody learning stick shift for the first time

[@omegaotaku1342]

"7K is when the physical body can overcome the mountain and reunite with its spirit" sounds like some legendary prophecy

[@penginpunkin1487]

As the blu cart flew past the bewildered red team and blu team. Not even MERASMUS could know or figure out what's happening or fix it, nor with the mighty punches of Saxton Hale could bring the cart back to normality, but along come you... *Gasp* you finally awake

[@SparksX18]

NEP

[@holo379]

NEP NEP

[@jjQlLlLq]

That's TF2 alright

[@starbright1707]

before watching this video, i thought this was just a god-tier level shitpost, but HOLY SHIT

[@confusioned2249]

There's something oddly funny about hearing shounic say "What the fuck it's rock climbing now" with a calm voice

[@FlowotheFlower]

Victory

[@BOOMmasterNIM]

5:44

[@oopsallkobolds9165]

Imagine being on defense "THE CA-THE CA-THE CA-THE CART IS-DEFEAT"

[@harrysachz6748]

"Booooooooooooooooooo"

[@THE_FEDSSS]

Nice

[@Turkce_Oyun]

THE CART HAS ALMO- *YOU FAILED!*

[@Snooty1]

Cecil Palmer Player *Imagine Wagons* left the game (Disconnect by user.)

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol Noice comment, mate.

[@Aktzin]

TF2 cursed image: The cart captures last without any other points being touched.

[@yowennalcachupas9559]

my fucking brain is just hurted

[@dallas_boi5415]

Wait, that's illegal.

[@ainzooalgown3927]

Didn’t that happen with an exploit. That got patched.

[@idony9661]

@@ainzooalgown3927 Yep ,when the weapons dropped in the floor can be switched was introduced ,someone with the sniper can do that

[@CaramelsDen]

@@idony9661 anyone could trigger the exploit by dropping a weapon into the payload final point. It worked in Badwater, also worked in some other payload maps.

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

This is a truly grueling story of a cart that broke its physical limits, and overcame both the metaphorical and literal mountains that held it back from its true goal.

[@chrisjack5980]

Team fortress 2 + big rigs: Sometimes the cart moves like a xenomorph Of alien at 7:36

[@roboticeggs]

Finally someone who spelled it right.

[@M50A1]

@@roboticeggs what? Xenmpprh? Thats how you spell it

[@derkommissar4986]

Avgn would love this game if it were like this lol

[@pyrophobia133]

you're winner!!!

[@derkommissar4986]

@@pyrophobia133 xD best game ever

[@flipperjr.3822]

I'd like to imagine that after you remove the acceleration cap, Scout just kicks the cart so hard that it just goes speeding off like a Hot Wheels car.

[@cherrify3498]

"YEET"

[@commentsonly2142]

like snotty boy glow up meme style?

[@louisgrissman4857]

Pootis PUNCH

[@92N2BS8HG2]

I like to imagine that too but with heavy

[@GaryTheGoose884]

Or like heavy leans on it and he falls over and the cart goes

[@burnttoastgod]

Its hilarious to hear this man talk calmly, and logically. And then suddenly "What the fuck its rock climbing now"

[@user-xs7ow9ov5d]

7:38 congratulations your cart learned: wall climbing use it now? [Yes]○ [No]○ [Yes]● [No]○

[@Uhhhhhhhhhhh6]

Salutations!

[@flameyboy4184]

I love how the cart just stops at the end and falls in slowly

[@ThePigeon5734]

gotta be polite

[@littlevirus3562]

Cart: AAAAA- oh sorry gentleman, lost my cool there

[@nuxx1876]

i was absolutely expecting it to zip into the wall and bounce off

[@kip258]

When the cart reaches the end, it actually plays an animation rather than falling in via physics

[@nuxx1876]

@@kip258 other maps do physics simulations so it could be that it just sets its speed to zero once it reaches the end

[@AverySadBear]

Would be fun to sneak this as a modified map into a community server. So very occationally the cart just ZOOMS

[@MysterySuperhero-wy5gv]

Basically, if your on RED team, you already know your gonna lose.

[@itstrategist6110]

I laughed so hard when he said "What the fuck, it's rock climbing now." He sounded so genuine 😅

[@eethannnn]

Did they get food from food poisoning and food eat eat then eat food eat then eat food or whatever food eat then eat food then eat food or eat then eat food then eat food or eat then eat food eat eat then eat food or whatever food eat then eat food eat then whatever eat food then eat food eat then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat then eat food then eat food or eat food then

[@Tibis42]

@@eethannnn Are you having a stroke?

[@eethannnn]

@@Tibis42 h

[@spamtongreatsalesmanspamto4163]

@@eethannnn r/ihadastroke

[@LibraryOfRuina_Angelica]

@@spamtongreatsalesmanspamto4163 r/reddituserlmao

[@DiamondJess]

8:22 cart decided it couldn't take it anymore too many people asking "where is the cart" and not "how is the cart?"

[@ambermoon1341]

*sad cart seizure noises*

[@ge431]

aww...

[@JacobParada-yw9jn]

I'll do you one better! WHY IS THE CART

[@winterwolf7812]

4:42 imagine the reaction people would have if the cart just randomly zoomed straight to the finish the moment someone touched it. The round would start and then just kinda end in the span of like 4 seconds.

[@TheCascadeKing]

We need a video that does that

[@EchoIrl]

on the final ramp it does a wheelie on red lmaooo

[@MrPatters]

New gamemode idea: Free range payload soccer

[@Atlas.Brooklyn]

PASS time?

[@B----------------------------D]

I think I once played a game of pyro dodgeball, where the rocket was acually just the payload.

[@SaiKisaragi]

ClimbOver good times~, that was a nuke dodgeball. You could get multiple people with those babies :3

[@pinguin4898]

the cart of war both teams push one cart, whichever team gets their cart to the enemy base, wins

[@MrPatters]

@@pinguin4898 There are maps like that

[@rokcris7313]

"What the fuck, it's rock climbing now" Says this man to a payload ramming into the sides of a tunnel at 3k HU/s trying to phase through it and having a seizure

[@Ghoffman91]

Its not hard to imagine why they make the cart go so slow. In the event the defensive team loses the battle on a capture point, they have time to rally at the next before the bomb gets there. If there was no limit the blue team can basically speed run the whole map after the battle is won at the first capture point.

[@balint6873]

7:50 that checkpoint not being triggered is cursed lol

[@Whocaresidont.2]

It's rushing to its job

[@GoldPrince2468]

7:46 They finally released Meet The Payload!

[@demutrudu6106]

"What make me a bad payload? If I were a good payload, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin it with ya, now would I?" "I shudder to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that iron frame" "I have yet to meet one man who can outsmart nuclear explosion"

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@demutrudu6106 I don’t think it’s a nuke if it was a nuke it would flatten out the whole map so definitely a normal medium sized bomb

[@demutrudu6106]

@@Datoneguy_9343 Sometimes, when you create a joke, you gotta take some liberties. I can't just say Thermal Explosion, because that's not funny.

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@demutrudu6106 well true I’ll give ya that have a good one

[@the_actual_alex]

I am heavy bomb [End]

[@Palexite]

I love how the velocity of the cart is so crazy it begins causing screenshakes as it keeps hitting against the world….

[@K3NnY_G]

7:36 - It's almost 3AM... I don't even play TF2 anymore...

[@brzk_]

i felt that deeply

[@Spacebugg]

what

[@RNCHFND]

I kinda miss it

[@seronymus]

Play more

[@Chefpyro6]

Do not play it right now the boys are everywhere

[@phoenixsspark6150]

5:31 fascinating that the payload has at least some “physics”

[@DucPr0]

Lmao for some reason the shortness of that sequence made me laugh.

[@ambermoon1341]

*p h i s i k s*

[@LuigisworId]

Style points

[@RunnerGameZYTXD]

The bomb be drifting 🔥

[@dungww2006]

Today I saw 4 people beating up one dude, I couldn’t stand watching it, so I jumped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us

[@CaptainMonkeyFez]

When my team is defending: 5:00 When my team is attacking: 8:51

[@asafcohen3562]

@A lonely boi who like dank memes. zzz untrue its average rated

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@OppaiGod]

Cant be mkre tru

[@jasontan7511]

Girl: come over Cart: can't I'm busy being pushed Girl: my parents aren't home Cart:

[@DenlixCutix]

Somtimes gets stuck

[@sfc0450]

How about this: Administrator: Heavy, report to my office immediately. Heavy: No, am busy helping team push bomb cart. Administrator: We have a new gun for you. Heavy:

[@deathrex6199]

I am speed.

[@TheHLul]

@@sfc0450 much better

[@SmileytheSmile]

You forgot this: *7:48*

[@adirblazkowics7717]

I love how eventually it just looks like someone's playing gmod, scrolling their mousewheel rapidly with the cart held against the terrain until it eventually is forced through

[@orangegouice]

Okay, as someone who delved into the arcane art of the hammer editor, lemme try to explain some things. Firstly, the fullbright thing, assuming that theres no leaks in the map, its probably that fullbright is enabled, maps like to do this when they're freshly compiled for some reason. Just type "sv_cheats 1" and then "mat_fullbright 0" to fix the lighting. Next, the cart flying off the rails. While we think of the cart as one object, its really two. Its made up of a brush and a model. A brush is what all of the geometry and moving parts of a map that you can interact with. The model is a special prop, I think its prop_dynamic or something like that. The cart doesn't really have physics, more so just a set of directions to keep itself upright and in the right place. Since models are pretty bad at keeping up with hitboxes at high speeds(look at the old baby faces blaster for example) , the hitbox charges ahead, and the model tries to make a beeline to stick with that hitbox. Of course, it gets stuck on geometry, so it can't move. The cart tries to stay parallel to the ground at all times, this is how it handles slopes, but it's hard to stay parallel to the ground when you're up against a wall. To further prove my point, open up gmod and find a prop with one of those little green circles, and push it into a wall. Seem familiar?

[@connormcconnell7805]

Pure wizardry

[@off1cial_.19]

The payload cart is also available in gmod with TF2 mounted, funnily enough, it has the effect green circle

[@ballerrr273]

He probably generated it on fullbright because the map would take days to render if all the lighting was baked/rendered into the map and he doesn’t need it for this demonstration

[@Kimri]

"Wtf, it's rock climbing now" You see, shounic, this is why you're my favorite

[@cotton_mouth70]

Same

[@no.6-nu7io]

*WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING*

[@a_lexine]

"IM TELLING YOU, THIS SHIT'S *POSSESSED* !" -Lazy Purple

[@mudalad1215]

『The Liberator』 *i just move a part of the body while listening to the music im playing.*

[@wrenck8125]

Nice likes

[@nemodaremo9524]

"At 32x, it becomes rather unfair for the defending team" So does one team have 32 players and the other doesn't? It is unfair, isn't it

[@snooke1618]

Or 16 scoots

[@sourduck1251]

Or 16 paintrain demos

[@ebobolina9780]

Or one Saxton Hale

[@dothemario2221]

@@ebobolina9780 half a swipez

[@philswift9705]

This is an amazing joke

[@peepsbates]

7:56 I LIKE HOW ON TOP OF ALL THAT, IT DECIDES TO FLANK OF ITS OWN VOLITION

[@Robberdollar]

5:44 My parents when I find a new hobby

[@kiwiboyyt5297]

I think I'm going to shit myself

[@macgyvermankirk572]

Quality humor

[@Cee-uu8jk]

Actually funny

[@PrepLmmiun]

@Gangster Chungus yes, indeed

[@untakencareofdeath_4117]

Ahahahahaha

[@SUCHMISH]

To quote the Sniper: "The Bloody Cart's Gone Crazy"

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@familythompson7168]

It appears you and I have come to an *agreement*

[@nichsa8984]

@@mlgproplayer2915 lightspeed is too slow

[@yachtman87]

Hearing shounic abruptly swear all of a sudden is like hearing your teacher swear accidentally

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

7:55 my dog when I call him to come home.

[@codrinssst1656]

Underrated comment

[@hetman1789]

@@codrinssst1656 As you can see, the comment was judged and rated adequately.

[@deal2888]

@@codrinssst1656 overused comment

[@kingjensen8091]

My dog also gets stuck in map room

[@sandroshurgaia2018]

relatable, my dog also becomes a cart of a highly explosive bomb and climbs on walls

[@tuxedobird]

Answer: Tokyo Drift

[@Lucas19Santana98]

Now i wanna a Tokyo drift earrape montage with the maximum cart speed footage

[@tedwink6652]

And if that doesn't work, Use more Tokyo Drift

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

*_G A S G A S G A S !_*

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@@Rinne_Z_rank N-nani?? MULTI TRACK DORIFTO!?

[@Snooty1]

Fast & Furious

[@javidmirza4584]

I love how at 5:50 the cart is just violently rubbing itself against the rock face and just freaking out overall

[@elfabrip]

7:40 You cannot defeat me when i reach *MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

[@v0lny886]

*H I Y A*

[@zagoat9384]

Funny, i laugh hard

[@gunma747j]

Is this a kamen rider w reference

[@sirjoemega3744]

@@gunma747jit's a spongebob reference

[@ntfoperative9432]

I knew I should have gotten the turbo

[@Zunbil]

Only hypothetical I would've like to have seen included is "What happens when a RED player stands next to the cart?" Does it stop instantly when RED is negating BLU's capture rate?

[@Cyan_Scug]

"What the fuck its rock climbing now"- Shounic I laughed my ass off XD

[@disgustingg]

i wanna see a hyperspeed cart fly off the cliff on upward, did you test other maps?

[@mrspooks4324]

You are a bird and you see an object moving towards you from a distance

[@ferdithetank7535]

*Highertower intensifies*

[@victorbrownlow5477]

I wonder what the cart would do near the end of hightower

[@sneekydsnewchannel9705]

@@victorbrownlow5477 it would just yeet itself into space.

[@vagram95]

7:49 looks like some Unusual Troubles stuff

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@nathanielgeronimo9128]

Toxic In Italy

[@wamuuthepoleperson168]

Heavy: ENGINEER! *echo* silence... Engineer:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCOMIN

[@ultrio325]

Hearing his voice saying "what the fuck it's rock climbing now" is

[@goldendocsonic2012]

7:47 just imagine a cart is a mouse, and sniffing the ground at high speed

[@sunbracers7500]

GoldenDocSonic lmao

[@lewisostink68]

The music makes this even funnier

[@redacted_lol]

Imagine a gamemode where the capture rate is negative and blue has to get the cart back home from red base.

[@probablylucky6671]

Sounds cool, but really difficult for BLU. They have to run all the way from their base to RED's and then pull the cart back without getting rekt immediately by everyone walking out of spawn? Yikes.

[@redacted_lol]

@@probablylucky6671 Maybe at the beginning but not at the end. And Blu could have preparing time while Red is locked in spawn

[@natchu96]

So CTF but with rails?

[@davel1722]

When you said "wtf, it's rock-climbing now" I spat out the drink in my mouth cause it was so sudden

[@Heidegaff]

BLU: *not capping* Cart: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

[@lou1868]

0:01 When bae calls you over 4:44 *When she says shes home alone* 5:46 *Then on your way theres traffic*

[@Russman25123]

"Fuck, it's rock climbing now."

[@v0lny886]

Get out of the car and start climbing a mountain

[@gwg2813]

@@Russman25123 *SCP 096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT.*

[@KL53986]

1:44 You made unintentionally new game mode Payload Express

[@Scobragon]

Now I'm imagining cart ping pong, where you have to have someone standing on the tracks and just rocketing the cart back and forth, with the rest of the team trying to kill the person on the tracks.

[@TrebleSketch]

Sounds like a new community game mode!

[@azaththerandomguy]

"what's your favorite map?" "oh, the cart rock climbing one"

[@Zumikaku]

Your voice and the chill music in the background elevated this video into something almost hypnotic to watch

[@teamspirit8727]

X1000 Soldier/Demo with a pain train: *This looks like a job for me*

[@userPrehistoricman]

"It feels so slow without me"

[@everydaysniper9390]

This is the first thing I thought when I saw the video

[@n0kla]

Minigun heavy: *Im about to ruin this man whole career*

[@noobsaibot8780]

On plr_highertower.

[@stevefan8283]

so everybody just follow me

[@deserthawk48]

i laughed my ass off when the cart went into the map room

[@SomeVanGuy]

2:45 "this might be somewhat unfair to play against" yeah, when the payload is 1.5x faster than scout

[@flamingfossa]

Interesting to see the cart's code separate from its view model, would be interested to see how it separates on other maps. I chuckled when you said "it lives in this cubby until time runs out"

[@hyper1-k6f]

@Hmmm Hmmm ok nerd

[@GermanPeter]

I didn't actually know it capped at 3, always thought it was 4. Aside from that, I think they also capped it because otherwise it might be difficult for Soldiers, Heavies and Demos to stay on the cart. Plus, it might make rounds end way too early. 2:45 "This might be unfair to play against." I mean, if you manage to get a full team of 32 players on one team who are all pushing the cart, then you'd have won anyway :D And man, those insanely fast carts are terrifying. I wonder what a game mode of that would look like, where hundreds of carts just zoom past the team and continously add points for BLU, so RED has to shoot them down or something. I bet that'd be the fastest possibly way to crash any server! I find it also interesting that the cart doesn't actually stay on the tracks, if that makes sense? Like, I always expected the cart to just be a visualizer for a set of coordinates moving along another set of coordinates, but no, it's an actual, physical object at all times that can even derail. Source is broken :D 7:27 Nice to know you can turn the cart into a cannon like the cursed pickaxe from HL2: Episode 2! 7:55 Okay, at this point this is just a Gmod video. 8:45 Hey, now you have to actually push the cart to get it moving, nice!

[@majorgudan6567]

Hey, it’s German peter everybody!

[@azzor4134]

Lol where did you get 4 from Guess you've never played much payload

[@wethan2]

A\zzor I remember seeing a video a long time ago saying it was 4

[@azzor4134]

@@wethan2 I began playing late 2014 and it's been 3 since then

[@knyt0]

a full team of scouts to get 64x

[@mikulascech9567]

Girl:"Come to my home" Guy:"I can't, I'm very far away" Girl" "I'm home alone" Guy: 5:30

[@spyhy4019]

5:44 fly trying to escape through the window glass

[@vsoultvn]

underrated comment

[@zagoat9384]

I laugh hard

[@rjrjrjrjrjr1598]

You:what the f#$% it's rock climbing now

[@gabrielohim154]

3:11 "The cart is having a fit because im riding it too much and it wants a break" (❛ ᴗ ❛)

[@gegdier]

no

[@stepkneeboi]

oh no

[@v0lny886]

Rule 34

[@Akunai_]

*what*

[@blazi2396]

no

[@stupit467]

"The map finishes itself as soon as I touch it" Now that's one hell of an icebreaker

[@likeok4]

7:56 Introverts trying to get back to their room without getting noticed by the family during a family party.

[@primalinea682]

Accurate af

[@NotASpyReally]

I am an introverte, and I approve.

[@Snooty1]

Likeok4 Good thing the introverts played black ops 3 so they can wall run and exo slide into there rooms.

[@javakio6267]

Can’t relate sorry

[@tonyzefox]

@Emmanuel Papadakis what wrong bro

[@germanaussie6138]

1:06, everything is perfectly 100% lit.

[@ericdelvin8056]

The faster it goes the more it looks like the SFM ragdolls you'd see.

[@gletchguy8806]

You are giving me answers of questions I've never asked And yet I'm grateful

[@Stuffed_Trigger]

tfw

[@RevWorkshop]

Guy on RED: "Don't worry team, we got this" BLU: 5:29

[@ultimax140]

IM FAST AS FUCK *BOI*

[@honey_Badger4123]

Cart: are you sure about that???? *yeets past all the RED team*

[@indyandherjones]

This is pretty similar to how tanks in MvM react when you uncap their speed too! It seems like both vehicles have a path to follow and they can only turn at a certain rate so speeding them up tends to make them bug out, it's really interesting to watch.

[@DrCranberry]

to be honest, you can literally go into hammer and check that out yourself. Yes, all carts, trains, planes, ect. in TF2 use "path" points to give them waypoints and lines to move on, and yes they can only turn at a certain rate TECHNICALLY, because map devs put a bunch (about 5 or 8) path nodes on 1 turn to make it turn smoothly and realistically, otherwise it'd just turn at a 90 degree angle. Which is why the cart has more trouble once it hits turns, then when its on a straight line, because it gets confused.

[@staryoshi06]

@@DrCranberry Ah, so the problem there is that the cart can only decelerate so fast?

[@asincereman5297]

If only the payload cart said "hey guys, desinc here"

[@ATA-V]

We're going to start an accelerated backwards bhop over this point

[@theftking]

Is that... dustforce music?

[@Mcfighter2K]

"At 5k, we can see that there's actually a split between the cart's physical manifestation and it's soul." *STANDO*

[@leoleo4469]

This must be the work of an enemy team!

[@Baddino45]

Not a team, but a person

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

So it's the same type of Stand as -S-t-a-r- -P-l-a- SHEER HEART ATTACK.

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

blue chariot requiem

[@vicenzogames5535]

Powah

[@22chiwi]

8:24 (Imagine seeing this in a casual game)

[@colinhays3456]

it does start having seizures when it glitches in normal games

[@incog0956]

The closest thing I've seen was it rotating along its x axis and nose diving into the ground

[@Spoden]

7:56 this is more cursed

[@22chiwi]

@@Spoden “we only got two speeds. Fast and faster”

[@subscribetopewdiepie9573]

@@Spoden it’s like a damn spider crawling on the wall

[@Eemeraldore]

Fun fact: Shounic refers to the Cart as it multiple times throughout and even uses human actions to describe the Cart, Shounic also talks about it's soul and how it detaches from it's physical appearance, honestly I like to think about the Cart as a girl now but that's just me.

[@finger7902]

Normal speed: “Go,go,go!” Speed +9999: “I’m spid”

[@uberd3323]

Killer Queen has already touched those toxic waste barrels

[@Rostof_TheGreat]

@@uberd3323 Heavy Platinum: Za Ubercharge!

[@uniursh0329]

4k+ speed: where we’re going, we don’t need rails.

[@iropthegamer726]

5:45 the heavy confusion (and the f word) combined with the calm lowercase voice is hilarious

[@suzielamb5547]

Nobody: Shounic: I erased time and leaped past it

[@awesomejoe4501]

Epic King Crimson moment

[@youraverageinternetuser8105]

Time and Space bending Scour here!

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Kingu crimzon

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Cop: how fast were you going? Cart: umm?

[@Starlightbooper]

It must be a interdimensional cop 🤔

[@bassbusterx]

I AM SPEED

[@26dollar]

preetty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit

[@Snooty1]

The Conductor Esplin Cart: zoom speed

[@Navisition]

T

[@thegamingman-ye2ec]

Nobody: Shounic: "what would happen if we had 2938547 people on a payload at once with no speed cap"

[@thatpixelpainter8082]

5:45 sounds like the most genuine in-game reaction

[@kovy6447]

What the fuck its rock climbing now

[@noahmay7708]

"I've been riding it too long and now it wants a break." uuum

[@crisptoastx]

Rule 34

[@RustyHondas]

You dirty boi

[@whatamidoingwithmylife4108]

did he take it out for dinner doe?

[@noahmay7708]

i think cash is dinner enough for her...

[@whatamidoingwithmylife4108]

@@noahmay7708 Fr bruh that pun was worse than the stench of my ass

[@croakyvincent]

5:43 "What the fuck it's rock climbing now." is the funniest thing i've heard Shounic say to date! Love your vids, so professional yet so funny!

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

Red Payload: come over to Hightower Blu Payload: can’t I’m in Badwater Red Payload: my parents aren’t home Blu payload: 5:00

[@hexusdev8401]

haha yes

[@machineman8920]

imagine two nukes penetrating each other

[@Oxygen1004]

@@machineman8920 So THATS what happened in those two citys!

[@machineman8920]

@@Oxygen1004 everything could be a dildo if you're brave

[@dinguskhan46329]

Oxygen hiroshima and nagasaki are 2 different places???

[@cadaverousRemains]

"Te cart is heavy,but our team is strong!" "hehe big cart goes YA YEEEEEEEEEET"

[@valalphak]

5:18 when no engineers on defense:

[@wclade5744]

"Wtf its rock climbing now" Caught my bed trying to do the same this morning

[@lifemythanimations6606]

Very cool!

[@崔莱]

6:06 the cart is going so fast that it is approaching light speed, and phasing into the quantum realm, where matter and energy has no distinction, where particles behave like waves, where teleportation happens constantly and randomly, and where the rules of time itself ceases to exist...

[@ikmmcn9513]

sHuT uP nObOdY hErE iS sMaRt EnOuGh To UnDeRsTaNd YoU

[@heartrockingcity]

found the chinese user

[@michaelhodnett431]

Ludicrous speed

[@thepizzaman6310]

Wow, scout's been working out to push the payload this fast.

[@maroonlegend4374]

Me: *touches the cart Cart: “aight, bouta head out”