what happens if the payload cart isn't speed capped?

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~~ ::: THE PAYLOAD ANTHOLOGY ::: ~~
1. what happens if the payload cart isn't speed capped?
• what happens if the pa...
2. what happens if the payload carts crash into each other?
• what happens if the pa...
3. payload cart vigorously derailing on different maps
• payload cart vigorousl...
4. bonus payload cart derailing anomalies
• bonus payload cart der...
5. payload + gravity = ???
• payload + gravity = ba...

[@shounic]

hey, if you're wondering about the cart, these videos have probably answered your question already: what happens if the payloads crash? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoWQm3anrLSNjLM what if the payload went super fast on a really long straight track, and some other maps? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZazmqKCi5qSmdU extra anomalies - kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5yzeq1mecuDmbs

[@Master_Rater]

shounic k

[@Delfite]

Video Idea: What happens if a sentry gun has infinite range? Would it still hit it's shots perfectly, or would it have some kind of odd side-effect? I would really like to know but I don't know how to code this myself!

[@jeremiahbement4627]

Its rock climbing now

[@one_mothyboi]

Hey! Quick question, how did you do this? I really want to try this myself, haha.

[@Fipsh]

What if the payload was drivable off rail

[@Elpaipas123]

Administrator: Fight! Administrator: We have c- We've- Congratu- Victory

[@RoonistProphet]

Nice

[@humanbread2619]

Param param param param pam pam pam pam pam

[@theclown6710]

This is what happens when a real Russian Heavy uses the kazotsky kick on the payload with comrades

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

everyone- wat wu- uhh ho- HOLY- ... Dafug just happened

[@the_dude_who_asked]

Mr. Rhombus WHERE? I MUST CONGA WITH HIM!!!

[@paladynne]

So above 4,000 it becomes a GMod skit.

[@radp3612]

pretty much

[@theslimeassassin3287]

Z o o m

[@MineshaftSparky]

Meet the Cart

[@impazie]

*gmod broken physics flashback*

[@Bacony_Cakes]

3,000 is a Gmod skit too.

[@TheTurnipKing]

"when this baby hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious shit"

[@evangonzalez3363]

Railroads? Where we're going, we dont need railroads. Uncapped speed cart prob idk.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

Great Scout!

[@kayagorzan]

Lmao

[@conorvermeiren3534]

The way I see it, if you’re going to bomb the enemy team, why not do it from style?

[@orangemonster3473]

Welcome to bo'om gear mates

[@austinhenschen3280]

7:47 Imagine being the red team and seeing the cart skidoodle across the map like this and ends the game in mere seconds. Takes out a Heavy or two along the way.

[@ThePigeon5734]

End of the Line but Heavy gets smeared into the ground by a payload cart.

[@-Rabit-]

Attacking would be pointless, once the cart obtains conciousness, it's over.

[@Whisperi0r]

I have not laughed this hard in ages

[@Memerath]

“Moist and deli- GAAAAAAHH”

[@yargolocus4853]

it looks like one of those sfm animations

[@helispark]

"At 5k, we can see that there's actually a split between the cart's physical manifestation and its soul."

[@theblandcharlie822]

SILVER CHARIOT REQUIEM

[@NotA3xCombo]

@@theblandcharlie822 *Blu Cart Requiem

[@oculus5995]

@@NotA3xCombo BLU CARTU REQUIEM!!!

[@endblitz969]

"Oras In confusion"

[@synchrolord]

This is requime

[@omegaotaku1342]

"7K is when the physical body can overcome the mountain and reunite with its spirit" sounds like some legendary prophecy

[@penginpunkin1487]

As the blu cart flew past the bewildered red team and blu team. Not even MERASMUS could know or figure out what's happening or fix it, nor with the mighty punches of Saxton Hale could bring the cart back to normality, but along come you... *Gasp* you finally awake

[@SparksX18]

NEP

[@holo379]

NEP NEP

[@jjQlLlLq]

That's TF2 alright

[@starbright1707]

before watching this video, i thought this was just a god-tier level shitpost, but HOLY SHIT

[@TREX_04]

I just like to imagine that scout kicks the cart really hard and sacrifices his entire leg for his contract with Blutarch

[@flowerfromtf2164]

There’s nothing that medic can’t heal (except demos eye)

[@ShockInazuma]

@@flowerfromtf2164Actually, he can heal it. It just turns into Monoculus.

[@ShadowPrime69]

@@ShockInazumaMonculus msm

[@justarandomdude.8907]

@@flowerfromtf2164the only thing medic can't heal back is heavy's rib piece

[@genericperson360]

⁠@@justarandomdude.8907 oh, don’t be such a baby. ribs grow back. (or it would if medic actually followed medical protocol)

[@confusioned2249]

There's something oddly funny about hearing shounic say "What the fuck it's rock climbing now" with a calm voice

[@FlowotheFlower]

Victory

[@paparker2000]

7:56 The cart decides to take a flank route instead of the main track, smart move

[@EnderalRocks]

It's the flanking class

[@synesthesiatic]

NANI? WALLRUN?

[@jm-sh6qr]

i lost it at this

[@brokereigns]

The cart tries a risky method that's hard but saves 3 seconds on their run

[@goldennail8912]

The new scout

[@user-fh6tl3pk4i]

basically, every cart in gmod animations ever.

[@Captain_Carrot]

Вагонетка танцует Яблочко.

[@ricardomilos7695]

@@Captain_Carrot Я! На синей вагонетке! Торгуюсь со школьниками!

[@moron1138]

Вагонетка полезла в яму.

[@MatisanAnimated]

Why are they so many foreign response to an English comment

[@moron1138]

@@MatisanAnimated his avatar is the key

[@burnttoast1821]

Its hilarious to hear this man talk calmly, and logically. And then suddenly "What the fuck its rock climbing now"

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

This is a truly grueling story of a cart that broke its physical limits, and overcame both the metaphorical and literal mountains that held it back from its true goal.

[@oopsallkobolds9165]

Imagine being on defense "THE CA-THE CA-THE CA-THE CART IS-DEFEAT"

[@harrysachz6748]

"Booooooooooooooooooo"

[@RoonistProphet]

Nice

[@Turkce_Oyun]

THE CART HAS ALMO- *YOU FAILED!*

[@Snooty1]

Cecil Palmer Player *Imagine Wagons* left the game (Disconnect by user.)

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol Noice comment, mate.

[@Aktzin]

TF2 cursed image: The cart captures last without any other points being touched.

[@yowennalcachupas9559]

my fucking brain is just hurted

[@dallas_boi5415]

Wait, that's illegal.

[@ainzooalgown3927]

Didn’t that happen with an exploit. That got patched.

[@idony9661]

@@ainzooalgown3927 Yep ,when the weapons dropped in the floor can be switched was introduced ,someone with the sniper can do that

[@CaramelsDen]

@@idony9661 anyone could trigger the exploit by dropping a weapon into the payload final point. It worked in Badwater, also worked in some other payload maps.

[@AverySadBear]

Would be fun to sneak this as a modified map into a community server. So very occationally the cart just ZOOMS

[@dungww2006]

Today I saw 4 people beating up one dude, I couldn’t stand watching it, so I jumped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us

[@Robberdollar]

5:44 My parents when I find a new hobby

[@kiwiboyyt5297]

I think I'm going to shit myself

[@macgyvermankirk572]

Quality humor

[@Cee-uu8jk]

Actually funny

[@lemonpep4971]

@Gangster Chungus yes, indeed

[@untakencareofdeath_4117]

Ahahahahaha

[@itstrategist6110]

I laughed so hard when he said "What the fuck, it's rock climbing now." He sounded so genuine 😅

[@rosinros]

Did they get food from food poisoning and food eat eat then eat food eat then eat food or whatever food eat then eat food then eat food or eat then eat food then eat food or eat then eat food eat eat then eat food or whatever food eat then eat food eat then whatever eat food then eat food eat then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat food then eat food or eat then eat food then eat food or eat food then

[@Tibis42]

@@rosinros Are you having a stroke?

[@rosinros]

@@Tibis42 h

[@spamtongreatsalesmanspamto4163]

@@rosinros r/ihadastroke

[@LibraryOfRuina_Angelica]

@@spamtongreatsalesmanspamto4163 r/reddituserlmao

[@winterwolf7812]

4:42 imagine the reaction people would have if the cart just randomly zoomed straight to the finish the moment someone touched it. The round would start and then just kinda end in the span of like 4 seconds.

[@TheCascadeKing]

We need a video that does that

[@yachtman87]

Hearing shounic abruptly swear all of a sudden is like hearing your teacher swear accidentally

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

"Honey wanna come over?" "Not right now." "My parents aren't home." > 7:49

[@nihilily]

*crashing itself*

[@waffles6280]

*gets stuck jittering in a corner*

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

@@waffles6280 Nah mang the cart is in a relationship with that shelf, It gets explained better in the manga.

[@Theakritas_]

"can you come over?" "i can't, i'm pushing the payload." "but i'm home alone" "7:49"

[@thesovietkevin7275]

funy original haha

[@flipperjr.3822]

I'd like to imagine that after you remove the acceleration cap, Scout just kicks the cart so hard that it just goes speeding off like a Hot Wheels car.

[@cherrify3498]

"YEET"

[@commentsonly2142]

like snotty boy glow up meme style?

[@louisgrissman4857]

Pootis PUNCH

[@92N2BS8HG2]

I like to imagine that too but with heavy

[@deanchittock9065]

Or like heavy leans on it and he falls over and the cart goes

[@peepsbates]

7:56 I LIKE HOW ON TOP OF ALL THAT, IT DECIDES TO FLANK OF ITS OWN VOLITION

[@Ghoffman91]

Its not hard to imagine why they make the cart go so slow. In the event the defensive team loses the battle on a capture point, they have time to rally at the next before the bomb gets there. If there was no limit the blue team can basically speed run the whole map after the battle is won at the first capture point.

[@DEWILL]

5:45 The cart is collecting speeds to get into the parallel universe

[@milob.4322]

No scatterbug to be seen though.

[@skaokers]

Half a A press?

[@10player]

Yooo what’s up dewill?!

[@Sapphire3133]

Alright "Henry" yoshi

[@randomwanderingstranger293]

Sanic

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

7:55 my dog when I call him to come home.

[@codrinssst1656]

Underrated comment

[@hetman1789]

@@codrinssst1656 As you can see, the comment was judged and rated adequately.

[@deal2888]

@@codrinssst1656 overused comment

[@kingjensen8091]

My dog also gets stuck in map room

[@sandroshurgaia2018]

relatable, my dog also becomes a cart of a highly explosive bomb and climbs on walls

[@adirblazkowics7717]

I love how eventually it just looks like someone's playing gmod, scrolling their mousewheel rapidly with the cart held against the terrain until it eventually is forced through

[@Palexite]

I love how the velocity of the cart is so crazy it begins causing screenshakes as it keeps hitting against the world….

[@MrPatters]

New gamemode idea: Free range payload soccer

[@Atlas.Brooklyn]

PASS time?

[@B----------------------------D]

I think I once played a game of pyro dodgeball, where the rocket was acually just the payload.

[@Kilesfactor]

ClimbOver good times~, that was a nuke dodgeball. You could get multiple people with those babies :3

[@pinguin4898]

the cart of war both teams push one cart, whichever team gets their cart to the enemy base, wins

[@MrPatters]

@@pinguin4898 There are maps like that

[@jasontan7511]

Girl: come over Cart: can't I'm busy being pushed Girl: my parents aren't home Cart:

[@DenlixCutix]

Somtimes gets stuck

[@sfc0450]

How about this: Administrator: Heavy, report to my office immediately. Heavy: No, am busy helping team push bomb cart. Administrator: We have a new gun for you. Heavy:

[@deathrex6199]

I am speed.

[@TheHLul]

@@sfc0450 much better

[@SmileytheSmile]

You forgot this: *7:48*

[@MirkoCrafter]

7:56 When the cart just went striaght into the door...that killed me xD

[@fragitalltohell]

That's where I completely lost it too. I was hoping it would fall out the window of the map room.

[@valalphak]

5:18 when no engineers on defense:

[@rokcris7313]

"What the fuck, it's rock climbing now" Says this man to a payload ramming into the sides of a tunnel at 3k HU/s trying to phase through it and having a seizure

[@lilcumstain5704]

_"i've been riding it too much and it wants a break"_

[@spike7920]

thats a uh oh situation right there

[@invictus5609]

That what she said

[@denyel5192]

AN P2P Zero Are you ok dear sir

[@bonkboi5820]

“BonkBoi, don’t you da-“ “*THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!”

[@dispenserheadalt]

oh gosh don't take that out of context

[@javidmirza4584]

I love how at 5:50 the cart is just violently rubbing itself against the rock face and just freaking out overall

[@sirnotappearinginthisfilm2037]

4:33 I'm surprised that was not his pc exploding

[@CaptainMonkeyFez]

When my team is defending: 5:00 When my team is attacking: 8:51

[@asafcohen3562]

@A lonely boi who like dank memes. zzz untrue its average rated

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@OppaiGod]

Cant be mkre tru

[@user-xs7ow9ov5d]

7:38 congratulations your cart learned: wall climbing use it now? [Yes]○ [No]○ [Yes]● [No]○

[@ultrio325]

Hearing his voice saying "what the fuck it's rock climbing now" is

[@ericdelvin8056]

The faster it goes the more it looks like the SFM ragdolls you'd see.

[@chrisjack5980]

Team fortress 2 + big rigs: Sometimes the cart moves like a xenomorph Of alien at 7:36

[@roboticeggs]

Finally someone who spelled it right.

[@M50A1]

@@roboticeggs what? Xenmpprh? Thats how you spell it

[@derkommissar4986]

Avgn would love this game if it were like this lol

[@pyrophobia133]

you're winner!!!

[@derkommissar4986]

@@pyrophobia133 xD best game ever

[@ArmanKamalulrahim]

I know this was a hypothetical situation but I actually learned that the payload accelerates! Very nice work as usual shounic

[@PassTheSnails]

Fascinating, but it makes total sense. You can see this in game by watching your (incompetent) teammates walk past the cart. If they bump it, the cart will barely move, since they didn’t stick by it long enough to get it past the accelerating phase. This is not just for balancing, but also to perhaps give the cart a feeling of weight and momentum as players attempt to push it.

[@bekkayya]

this will be integral to my casual payload speedruns

[@TheOrderEnforcer]

I never knew this

[@Thornskade]

If it didn't it would just stop and go immediately and look very visually jarring and unnatural. So you've always noticed this, you just didn't give it a conscious thought.

[@salsamancer]

If the cart didn't accelerate, it might speed away from the players only to stop immediately due to them being too far away. So if the players start chasing it, it will look like somebody learning stick shift for the first time

[@BluScoutBonk]

8:08 the cart follows the f2p rollout

[@stupit467]

"The map finishes itself as soon as I touch it" Now that's one hell of an icebreaker

[@nemodaremo9524]

"At 32x, it becomes rather unfair for the defending team" So does one team have 32 players and the other doesn't? It is unfair, isn't it

[@snooke1618]

Or 16 scoots

[@sourduck1251]

Or 16 paintrain demos

[@ebobolina9780]

Or one Saxton Hale

[@dothemario2221]

@@ebobolina9780 half a swipez

[@philswift9705]

This is an amazing joke

[@likeok4]

7:56 Introverts trying to get back to their room without getting noticed by the family during a family party.

[@primalinea682]

Accurate af

[@NotASpyReally]

I am an introverte, and I approve.

[@Snooty1]

Likeok4 Good thing the introverts played black ops 3 so they can wall run and exo slide into there rooms.

[@javakio6267]

Can’t relate sorry

[@tonyzefox]

@Emmanuel Papadakis what wrong bro

[@bloomingpain-flower7074]

Thank you very much for including Lifeformed's music, never played Dust Force but felt in love with soundtrack, I guess first time I heard it when I was a kid, barely played any games, and like 10 years from that time I played tons off games, but never Dust Force, but I still listen to it's OST... feels nostalgic, melancholic, feels like autumn or cold rainy summer day.

[@croakyvincent]

5:43 "What the fuck it's rock climbing now." is the funniest thing i've heard Shounic say to date! Love your vids, so professional yet so funny!

[@flameyboy4184]

I love how the cart just stops at the end and falls in slowly

[@ThePigeon5734]

gotta be polite

[@littlevirus3562]

Cart: AAAAA- oh sorry gentleman, lost my cool there

[@nuxx1876]

i was absolutely expecting it to zip into the wall and bounce off

[@kip258]

When the cart reaches the end, it actually plays an animation rather than falling in via physics

[@nuxx1876]

@@kip258 other maps do physics simulations so it could be that it just sets its speed to zero once it reaches the end

[@a_lexine]

"IM TELLING YOU, THIS SHIT'S *POSSESSED* !" -Lazy Purple

[@mudalad1215]

『The Liberator』 *i just move a part of the body while listening to the music im playing.*

[@wrenck8125]

Nice likes

[@davel1722]

When you said "wtf, it's rock-climbing now" I spat out the drink in my mouth cause it was so sudden

[@KL53986]

1:44 You made unintentionally new game mode Payload Express

[@balint6873]

7:50 that checkpoint not being triggered is cursed lol

[@Whocaresidont.2]

It's rushing to its job

[@Kimri]

"Wtf, it's rock climbing now" You see, shounic, this is why you're my favorite

[@cotton_mouth70]

Same

[@Zumikaku]

Your voice and the chill music in the background elevated this video into something almost hypnotic to watch

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

5:05 perfect music sync

[@DiamondJess]

8:22 cart decided it couldn't take it anymore too many people asking "where is the cart" and not "how is the cart?"

[@ambermoon1341]

*sad cart seizure noises*

[@ge431]

aww...

[@JacobParada-yw9jn]

I'll do you one better! WHY IS THE CART

[@K3NnY_G]

7:36 - It's almost 3AM... I don't even play TF2 anymore...

[@brzk_]

i felt that deeply

[@Spacebugg]

what

[@RNCHFND]

I kinda miss it

[@seronymus]

Play more

[@Takayukj_Yagami]

Do not play it right now the boys are everywhere

[@e.boogie9079]

8:27 "at 40k it starts to break down and phantom cap the third point."

[@starboi141]

8:13 When the map is sus

[@SUCHMISH]

To quote the Sniper: "The Bloody Cart's Gone Crazy"

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@familythompson7168]

It appears you and I have come to an *agreement*

[@nichsa8984]

@@mlgproplayer2915 lightspeed is too slow

[@GoldPrince2468]

7:46 They finally released Meet The Payload!

[@demutrudu6106]

"What make me a bad payload? If I were a good payload, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin it with ya, now would I?" "I shudder to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that iron frame" "I have yet to meet one man who can outsmart nuclear explosion"

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@demutrudu6106 I don’t think it’s a nuke if it was a nuke it would flatten out the whole map so definitely a normal medium sized bomb

[@demutrudu6106]

@@Datoneguy_9343 Sometimes, when you create a joke, you gotta take some liberties. I can't just say Thermal Explosion, because that's not funny.

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@demutrudu6106 well true I’ll give ya that have a good one

[@the_actual_alex]

I am heavy bomb [End]

[@peacooler9606]

Everyone: follows the rails Me: 5:54

[@RigoVids]

this is genuinely one of the funniest videos i've seen this year. The 5K trample over the top of the map then the mad dash without care for the tracks is hillarious.

[@elfabrip]

7:40 You cannot defeat me when i reach *MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

[@v0lny886]

*H I Y A*

[@zagoat9384]

Funny, i laugh hard

[@gunmatheretrogamer747j]

Is this a kamen rider w reference

[@sirjoemega3744]

@@gunmatheretrogamer747jit's a spongebob reference

[@ntfoperative9432]

I knew I should have gotten the turbo

[@lou1868]

0:01 When bae calls you over 4:44 *When she says shes home alone* 5:46 *Then on your way theres traffic*

[@Russman25123]

"Fuck, it's rock climbing now."

[@v0lny886]

Get out of the car and start climbing a mountain

[@gwg2813]

@@Russman25123 *SCP 096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT.*

[@defuncy91]

7K just looks like either 1: GMod skit or 2: A TF2 drunk driver (could be demo)

[@mikulascech9567]

Girl:"Come to my home" Guy:"I can't, I'm very far away" Girl" "I'm home alone" Guy: 5:30

[@deserthawk48]

i laughed my ass off when the cart went into the map room

[@phoenixsspark6150]

5:31 fascinating that the payload has at least some “physics”

[@DucPr0]

Lmao for some reason the shortness of that sequence made me laugh.

[@ambermoon1341]

*p h i s i k s*

[@LuigisworId]

Style points

[@RunnerGameZYTXD]

The bomb be drifting 🔥

[@thepizzaman6310]

Wow, scout's been working out to push the payload this fast.

[@the_actual_alex]

the genuine shock of that "what the fuck it's rock climbing now" was so funny

[@vagram95]

7:49 looks like some Unusual Troubles stuff

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@nathanielgeronimo9128]

Toxic In Italy

[@wamuuthepoleperson168]

Heavy: ENGINEER! *echo* silence... Engineer:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCOMIN

[@mcfighter2923]

"At 5k, we can see that there's actually a split between the cart's physical manifestation and it's soul." *STANDO*

[@leoleo4469]

This must be the work of an enemy team!

[@Baddino45]

Not a team, but a person

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

So it's the same type of Stand as -S-t-a-r- -P-l-a- SHEER HEART ATTACK.

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

blue chariot requiem

[@vicenzogames5535]

Powah

[@caseyisvoodoo619]

Nice choice on the music, Dust Force OST is elite :)

[@The_1ndividual]

2:54 good joke

[@The_1ndividual]

4:15 he actually touched the cart 4 times

[@teamspirit8727]

X1000 Soldier/Demo with a pain train: *This looks like a job for me*

[@userPrehistoricman]

"It feels so slow without me"

[@everydaysniper9390]

This is the first thing I thought when I saw the video

[@n0kla]

Minigun heavy: *Im about to ruin this man whole career*

[@noobsaibot8780]

On plr_highertower.

[@stevefan8283]

so everybody just follow me

[@spyhy4019]

5:44 fly trying to escape through the window glass

[@varmnolent]

underrated comment

[@zagoat9384]

I laugh hard

[@rjrjrjrjrjr1598]

You:what the f#$% it's rock climbing now

[@Eemeraldore]

Fun fact: Shounic refers to the Cart as it multiple times throughout and even uses human actions to describe the Cart, Shounic also talks about it's soul and how it detaches from it's physical appearance, honestly I like to think about the Cart as a girl now but that's just me.

[@user-cd4bx6uq1y]

The best version of all the videos about this, or maybe the video I watched since I kind of remember the 3 taps part

[@azaththerandomguy]

"what's your favorite map?" "oh, the cart rock climbing one"

[@goldendocsonic2012]

7:47 just imagine a cart is a mouse, and sniffing the ground at high speed

[@sunbracers7500]

GoldenDocSonic lmao

[@lewisostink68]

The music makes this even funnier

[@Cyan_Scug]

"What the fuck its rock climbing now"- Shounic I laughed my ass off XD

[@disgustingg]

i wanna see a hyperspeed cart fly off the cliff on upward, did you test other maps?

[@mrspooks4324]

You are a bird and you see an object moving towards you from a distance

[@ferdithetank7535]

*Highertower intensifies*

[@victorbrownlow5477]

I wonder what the cart would do near the end of hightower

[@sneekydsnewchannel9705]

@@victorbrownlow5477 it would just yeet itself into space.

[@Heidegaff]

BLU: *not capping* Cart: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

[@bunx2021]

9:00 this is what i image when someone says "unstable"

[@seangiglio]

I love videos with no bullshit, just right to the point as soon as it starts

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Cop: how fast were you going? Cart: umm?

[@Starlightbooper]

It must be a interdimensional cop 🤔

[@bassbusterx]

I AM SPEED

[@26dollar]

preetty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit

[@Snooty1]

The Conductor Esplin Cart: zoom speed

[@Navisition]

T

[@gabrielohim154]

3:11 "The cart is having a fit because im riding it too much and it wants a break" (❛ ᴗ ❛)

[@gegdier]

no

[@stepkneeboi]

oh no

[@v0lny886]

Rule 34

[@Akunai_]

*what*

[@blazi2396]

no

[@kbfunnie]

7:57 that cart really said “nah I’m out”

[@IlSharmouta]

3:10 "the cart is having a fit, because I've been riding it too much and it wants a break." your explanations are so professional sounding that I could almost believe this was the real explanation.

[@redacted_lol]

Imagine a gamemode where the capture rate is negative and blue has to get the cart back home from red base.

[@probablylucky6671]

Sounds cool, but really difficult for BLU. They have to run all the way from their base to RED's and then pull the cart back without getting rekt immediately by everyone walking out of spawn? Yikes.

[@redacted_lol]

@@probablylucky6671 Maybe at the beginning but not at the end. And Blu could have preparing time while Red is locked in spawn

[@natchu96]

So CTF but with rails?

[@suzielamb5547]

Nobody: Shounic: I erased time and leaped past it

[@awesomejoe4501]

Epic King Crimson moment

[@lukasrainbow8275]

Time and Space bending Scour here!

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Kingu crimzon

[@richardavelino7383]

Very awesome video, great job!!!!

[@sansunderpants6057]

7 yr old me trying to test the limits of my hot wheels

[@22chiwi]

8:24 (Imagine seeing this in a casual game)

[@colinhays3456]

it does start having seizures when it glitches in normal games

[@incog0956]

The closest thing I've seen was it rotating along its x axis and nose diving into the ground

[@Spoden]

7:56 this is more cursed

[@22chiwi]

@@Spoden “we only got two speeds. Fast and faster”

[@subscribetopewdiepie9573]

@@Spoden it’s like a damn spider crawling on the wall

[@asincereman5297]

If only the payload cart said "hey guys, desinc here"

[@ATA-V]

We're going to start an accelerated backwards bhop over this point

[@unknownknife4993]

I like how the whole videos clean and calm and he's just like at 4k wtf its rock climbing now

[@thegamingman-ye2ec]

Nobody: Shounic: "what would happen if we had 2938547 people on a payload at once with no speed cap"