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[@PMSeymour]

Enable loop for the true immersive gamer experience

[@ChiTheDemiguy]

I refuse

[@PMSeymour]

Well alright then

[@blufloorgoblin1256]

i do not refuse, eepy time

[@lunameriweather7693]

i did- ironically in my silly little bed

[@pizzademon1371]

sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Okay, but you have to respect the guy who, in a Tolkien-esque fantasy world of elves, dwarves, and dragons, was able to summon dino nuggies, fully cooked and ready for consumption. I'd say that is definitely grounds for becoming an archwizard.

[@the711devin4]

Bring him on long treks so the group never starves

[@UndeadGhostGirl]

@@the711devin4 "Um... Grand Druid Lothel? I tried to cast Good Berry and they came out... *fleshy..."*

[@JamesTheAce0]

Nobody said the nuggies were cooked

[@SurgeXs]

Infinite food!

[@BYERE]

Ah yes… the food-based spellcaster, aka, The Saucerer! (And their apprentice, Sue Scheff)

[@zerobudgetgamer]

1:23 Fun Fact: Nerds were originally invented by the Willy Wonka Candy Company - which was an offshoot of Quaker Oats, believe it or not - when some of the company's food scientists found bits of scrap candy at the bottom of the tumblers that were used to make Everlasting Gobstoppers. So the fact that Nerds, which were initially a "reject" product, are now produced in such a way that they have rejects of their own is hilariously ironic.

[@aplelli]

And that they went from tumblers to tumblr

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

I kinda want them to start selling these 'reject rejects' and just call them "Geeks"

[@lucasriddle3431]

I feel like, as giant balls of hardened candy, they function as poor approximations of the gobstopper they were originally meant to be.

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

@@lucasriddle3431 only more _c r u n c h a b l e_

[@Peannlui]

That's how we got Flake bars by Cadbury. It was run off that rippled and cooled from the chocolate conveyor belt, and the workers had a cheeky nibble of it!

[@G-Cole-01]

the hand thing would require modifications to the tendon and muscle structure that could only be described as "tomfuckery"

[@mcjavabelike8320]

Might need to fuck up the muscles a little bit too.

[@esupton783]

The tendon runs *through* the bones, direction is determined by little biceps on the finger junctions

[@goldlight1322]

I feel like I’ve seen robot hands that can do this.

[@orbismworldbuilding8428]

Look at the back of your hand, there are tendons there I haven't looked at the diagrams but don't we already have tendons for both directions? Otherwise why would my hypermobile joints allow me to flex my fingers backwards (not just raising the backs of my fingers backwards, but also curving the fingers backwards aswell?) You just make the hypermobility worse, strengthen the tendons where they connect in your forearm and you put your fingerprint on both sides of your hand. There's some people with hands more flexible than mine who can use the back of their hand as a palm already, it doesn't seem that hard

[@somenerdonline9627]

“Wizard spell of Fuck This I’m Going Back To Bed!” That is literally Catnap, that is a dnd spell.

[@waitingfortheequinnox]

8hrs of sleep in 15mins! What a spell

[@N3bu14Gr4y]

I think you misspelled cantrip

[@N3bu14Gr4y]

I think you misspelled cantrip

[@tehesprite502]

@@N3bu14Gr4y No, Catnap is a 3rd-level spell, not a cantrip.

[@MorningMeasure]

profile pic and usernamw check out, thank u for ur service

[@RoseKindred]

Quick, no views. Joke time... Um... My life. *Rimshot*

[@lilkobold9455]

Perfect

[@haikyuutrash7895]

Oh, I get it! It's an anti joke cause you're an absolutely amazing human being. Have a great day!

[@mee4062]

Boogie-woogie-nipple-twister!

[@djt08031996]

Hey, nobody asked for a sad joke

[@connormabe-kropf9251]

Man I love rimming

[@kay_faraday]

Correction on the "writing gets into you" thing: No doors are involved in that process.

[@blinkenlights]

Yeah, writing sort of just busts down the wall like the KoolAid man.

[@lucasknox4871]

1:38 That’s the sort of idea I think would work in animation, but become the new resident to your nightmares if attempted in live-action, no matter how good the CGI.

[@zachelkins1229]

Honest question: what purpose do movie critics serve? At one point they were what, experts in the field of cinematography and their endorsements told the general populace of the skill and craftmanship put into the art. And now... I get the same vibes and general lack of useful information as I would from r/whowouldcirclejerk. They're out of touch with the general population and don't drive sales of movie tickets, or VHSs or DVDs or any physical media or merchandise for that matter, so what purpose/who do they serve?

[@86fifty]

They're there to represent an unattainable ideal to film students, to give them a Group of Important People who's opinion they should definitely care about and strive to impress Because as filmmakers, there's always that tension between Making Art(tm) and making mainstream profitable films that pay the bills thru mass appeal and sales. The unattainable ideal of Pleasing The Critics keeps the film students going, and willing to slog thru making mainstream profitable stuff, with the carrot dangling over their head that SOMEDAY, they'll get to make Real Art(tm) and the Critics will love it, and that will be the pinnacle of their career.

[@riverstein7251]

They serve Hollywood. Pretty sure their reviews are bought to fool the populace into believing this (insert piece of media) is what they want. Have you seen the Marvel movies? Garbage. One trick pony type BS. Yet the rotten tomato ratings are outstanding. It’s just marketing. You have better odds of getting an honest review by asking a friend what they thought or combing through Google reviews made by real people.

[@gutsmasterson2488]

I was under the impression that critics were something used in order to identify what is schlock and what is treasure. Like if you go to a library or go to streaming service and pick a movie at random, you have no idea if what you’re about to watch is going to be good or not and you could end up wasting your time. If you believe in Sturgeon’s law, there has to be an arbiter force for who or what define what isn’t crap.

[@e5858]

Well, with the two examples given in these video, both would show how unappealing the movie could be to many audiences but also highlight the parts some people might like. If there’s a “yes, that’s what we want”, it’s actually a pretty good review. Scores don’t really make sense though

[@FelisImpurrator]

​@@gutsmasterson2488Arbiters of taste do not have to exist. They have no purpose beyond maintaining an artificial sense of cultural elitism.

[@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084]

Dude, I got bored and lit a cheez it on fire in my driveway... or I tried to. The goddamn things are fire proof, I swear to God.

[@darienb1127]

This visual image made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit.

[@erinyes3943]

For some reason when I pictured this, I saw the pavement as slightly soggy in my mind

[@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084]

@@erinyes3943 it actually wasn't. It was a little chilly outside but that's because it was sunset. I was literally just sitting in my driveway while the sun was going down trying to light a cheez it on fire with a bic.

[@ebonyblack4563]

So... Went down a research hole: No bobcat x cougar hybrids; however, there are Serval x Caracal hybrids. That makes me much happier.

[@alexs5814]

I'm now imagining a cross between a Palass cat and a Snow Leopard. I know the sized differ completely but just imagine the amount of FLOOOF!!!

[@ebonyblack4563]

@@alexs5814 I'd love to see that drawn. Unfortunately in the info I found Snow Leopards were the only Pantera branch felid that has no reported cross breeds. They shall remain the regal white ghosts of the mountains, looking down on us from their Olympus of ice. However, it does look like the Puma/cougar/catamount, is the only 'little cat' that can breed with some of the Pantera branch. The pictures of a Puma x Leopard cross were avaliable, and it was super cute. It had hybrid drawfism and took on the Leopard coloring with Puma like body, other than being smaller than both. Also all Pantera branch, other than Snow Leopards, can hybridize to each other.

[@alexs5814]

@@ebonyblack4563such a cruel fate^^ to never witness such amazeness in real life^^

[@ebonyblack4563]

@@alexs5814 that's alright, look up the Black-footed Cat for the cutesy of murder floofs. Full grown they're the size of housecat kittens around 12 weeks old.

[@ModeratelyCool]

​@@alexs5814 Would we call that a leolass or a palpard

[@metalsmith3234]

1:38 Or, the fingers can only bend as far as you can bend your fingers backwards, it would have to be a double sided back of the hand for what was proposed

[@Meowdyzone]

at the very least if we're just using the human hand's anatomy as is. imagine the possibilities if we just. functionally change what kind of bones they are but aesthetically still look like human hands

[@nechdaught3412]

@@Meowdyzoneyou. I like you.

[@takatacheroki2624]

I saw a video of someone whose fingers *could* bend backwards enough to pick things up- specifically a soda can. _So..._

[@SurgeXs]

Someone did actually reblog my post with that.

[@samanthamorgan2188]

The utter delight that p.m experienced about the peanut butter parfait is the happy I try to be everyday

[@leeshajoi]

2:15 and then you and Ms. Paint go on adventures and then Homestuck happens.

[@maliciouslyContent]

fuckssake

[@chalkwarrior5542]

The parfait one had me unable to breathe for like 3 minutes because I was laughing so hard. Please tell me that isn't an overreaction

[@andredepadua8799]

0:46 Well, actually, the Mario tomatometer is moderately positive. The score is a percentage of critics that LIKED the movie, so that means the majority of critics liked the Mario movie.

[@waitingfortheequinnox]

Most people think “majority” is like… almost unanimous agreement when it just… isn’t??!

[@AbadonXXX]

Me who went to a jelly belly factory when I was young: I would not say no to reject jelly bellies

[@Smok_Argus]

I wuld try to invent a spell that instantly makes water boil so I can have tea within seconds.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

3:11 you either grow up to be exactly like your parents or the exact opposite

[@skoopdewoop]

3:05 I watched the portal 2 promotional videos one time and now whenever someone says 'my father' I can't help but hear cave johnson's 'And his father before him and his father before him and his father before him. And we are almost bankrupt.'

[@Shrikeswind]

4:44 - It's because the Powerpuff Girls are well-adjusted with no significant personal issues, which means that across the entire MCU, there is not a single person more competent than even _one_ of a trio of five-year-olds.

[@simonscreams5546]

I ate my breakfast bagel to this video, the video ended the moment I took my last bite.

[@josephschubert6561]

1:12 I feel attacked

[@nekolamb]

Fucking love how this whole episode is proof how taking breaks is important. All if these are gold❤🎉

[@iwillpeeyourpants8794]

2:14 now that's what I call an ms paint adventure

[@Illustrioustaco]

Oh dear. Keep in mind that the cadaver accounts can come back to life at any given time. There is no such thing as a truly abandoned Tumblr Blog, because seven years, three days, and forty two minutes from now, one of them will log back in for the first time in perhaps a decade, and then it's over. They're back and there's no escape. So these are Schoedinger's cadaver accounts, who knows if they're alive or dead. You can be directly observing them and might not know. O.O ...

[@1gient]

4:40 just a reminder that PPG had a parody of both the avengers and the Justice League in one super team. Like Captain justice who was a Superman knockoff that bled red white and blue. Or the astounding rulk. Or the God of Rock.

[@qwacktrap1459]

I finally got tumblr and *oh my god, I get it*

[@SurgeXs]

Right?

[@saermonhd]

The hunger meter is actuallly genius.

[@jc___underscore___]

0:17 I absolutely agree with this post

[@mc.gemstone]

4:32 You know while still going threw the original PPG series PM an't wrong they are unbelievably strong and powerful.

[@emdivine]

Yeah, it's actually the other way around. It's very impressive of the Marvel heroes to be able to do in just 3 hours what takes the Power Puff Girls 11 minutes

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

0:53 The Hangry meter.

[@maxhadanidea]

2:15 the nature of the universe makes it so that every so often someone reinvents homestuck

[@maxhadanidea]

btw if you want her you're going to have to take her from the physical embodiment of hatefucking(he's a mob boss btw)

[@samurexatlas7373]

0:55 Ah, yes. Accurate game.

[@stm7810]

Ms Paint is a homestuck reference.

[@tonymccurry8621]

Sublime. A perfect video to end my night on and get some actual decent rest. Genuinely, thank you for what you do and giving me just the right amount of happy chemicals to feel content and sleepily happy

[@xaracen7207]

1:07 thems the flapjacks and pancakes

[@wadestevenson5984]

Fun fact: Reject nerds are called geeks

[@annana6098]

"a hand with a palm on both sides" Oh absolutely not, you take that right back and you get the duck out of here. The door's going to hit you on the way out, because I'm going to slam it right behind you.

[@orbismworldbuilding8428]

There's a vid of someone bending their fingers far back enough to grab a can

[@kylelangdon6724]

2:30 literally the plot of Homestuck.

[@DreamyFlowerz]

2:15 accidental homestuck reference (ms paint best girl :D)

[@maxhadanidea]

if you haven't read homestuck then dw she hooks up with the physical embodiment of hatefucking who is also a mob boss

[@DreamyFlowerz]

@@maxhadanidea lord english sure is a character

[@maxhadanidea]

@@DreamyFlowerz i was reffering to spades slick but yeah he sure is

[@DreamyFlowerz]

@@maxhadanidea oh right i'm half asleep and wasn't paying attention lol

[@pjesmile]

Man, that was the most wholesome, normal thing I think I've ever seen from Puki, and it made me a little uncomfy. 😂

[@veroni.l]

I got an ad for cheez-its... while the thumbnail is of toasty cheez-its... they are watching

[@genie0561]

I started writing bc of a short story assignment, now im almost at the rewrite of chapter 3's deadly life for my fangan thats turning around 4 this year

[@goldnightcatreyes1704]

Well of course. Wizard eater is part of the concil, since he made the spell. The fear is how many more he made to become wizard eater....

[@althelor]

1:38 now imagine that hand was a part of a human sized porcelain doll with segmented joints connected by chains and loaded with tepescoping blades that can erupt from it and thats just the supervillain "mannequin" from the webserial "worm". Hes creepy as hell, and yes, he wiggles his fingers in random directions at people at times.

[@andrewgordon680]

4:20 We must keep this from the furries. I DO NOT WANT to have to hear that their Sleep Paralisis demon is the Bouger-man.

[@TK-_-GZ]

algorithmic punch! Bring it around town

[@Orange_Tree_]

Any room can be a panic room if you *DON'T* give me a fucking second

[@JamesTheAce0]

3:18 I'm gonna need a clip of just this post for... personal reasons

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

2:44 the best and greatest mage of all time.

[@GothicPhantomZero]

The drawing one had me laughing so hard! T-T I hate that's how all my drawings are...why do they always look left?!

[@PhoenyxRysing]

0:22 I have those exact same plates, lmao

[@imaplaygames633]

Fuck This I'm Going Back To Bed! is a spell that summons a handy dandy invisible butler and he will accomplish any 3 menial tasks for you.

[@transnewt]

1:41 hand with nuckles on blth sides. bend either way.

[@DigidesteinedSayian]

I bet that all those left-facing drawings have at least one eye covered by glasses or hair, don't they?

[@eeveearoace]

funnily enough, i'm actually going to bed now. thank you, mr seymour. sleep well.

[@seantaggart7382]

1:20 if it works by pumping images of cute ponies into my brain ID BUY IT

[@SurgeXs]

I have this video on loop.

[@katlovedart]

Didn't know I needed a looping PM vid until today

[@jasporentrophi1468]

exatctly!~ @1:33

[@endarkculi]

So is the original caster of "F*** This I'm Going Back To Bed" on the archmage council, or is council work the "this" they're going back to bed to escape from?

[@venturerweegee64]

I want to learn that wizard spell. Please Mr. magic man

[@cashagon]

Not even a minute in and I can relate to a Pikachu in a giant bed.

[@trinwheeler4639]

Jesus died at 30, Rasputin got weird at 30, Rasputin is Jesus

[@Protoraptor69]

I love your vids man.

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@PixelaGames2000]

This is very funny, I love your voice work my dude, you just earned a sub.

[@pokemastermurph6921]

Wow a homestuck reference 2:26

[@sketchyskies8531]

I’m so hungry but I’m in my college class and have no food on me

[@ZpEB2741]

2:58 Nobody would want the patriarchy dead if more men had this conversation

[@DuskFrost.Dawnfire.]

0:15 I thought those were fried ravoli for a second

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

I wish this video looped

[@punkyskunky3131]

The fnaf movie isn't just a lore dump It's exploring a whole new alternative timeline here Which isn't too farfetched since fnaf is canonically an eternal timeloop made by William Afton so I am choosing to believe that either William stops himself from getting bored of his eternal loop of committing the same atrocities, dying, fixing that and going back in time by just making alightly different choices each time Or he's pulling a Doctor Strange and trying to find the perfect timeline where he gets a way with it or something Who knows Certainly not the fnaf fandom _YET_ BUT WE WILL FIND OUT ONE DAY EVEN IF IT IS THE LAST THING WE DO

[@greeninja5991]

Wait What? A timeloop? Since when?

[@punkyskunky3131]

@@greeninja5991 Since the books Cause in the book Into The Pit it's revealed that the ball pit Cassidy (1 of the 2 kids that possessed golder Freddy) was apparently killed in can be used for time travel because of her dying in it (it's not explained how) And then later in a different book Glitch Trap after getting a new physical body in Security Breach stabs a guy and in doing so transfers William Afton's soul into him making him the new William afton and he travels back in time with the ball pit and starts the whole cycle over again It's also worth noting that his soul is no longer whole because part of it went to hell in the end of Pizzeria Simulator and that is what UCN is (I promise I'm not making any of this up this is actual FNaF lore Yes the lore is super convoluted now)

[@gramfero]

"silly little tasks" you mean your taxes?

[@RevokFarthis]

Helmet designed to fight depression. No, I think just this one time, I'd rather keep the depression.

[@RasheedaParker-qn9ec]

Awesome 🤩

[@helenanilsson5666]

"Video game hunger meter" *did you mean SEEKING THE NAME?* Any Fallen London players around? Heads up, the game isn't joking when it tells you to stay away from the Mr Eaten storyline. If you get the ACE OF HUNGER card, eat some roasted chestnuts.

[@jaydun6106]

The hand thing but it's just Scarlett Johansson from Lucy

[@MadamLava094]

That was a MURDEROUSLY targeted first post to include...

[@ShinTriAce]

Can someone teach me the 'fuck this I'm going back to bed'-spell?😅

[@joda7697]

5:12 I get this as a class feature at level 14! (circle of dreams druid yes, not technically a _wizard_ spell, shut up)

[@jonhunt5408]

I cast “ pull the warm blanket up to your neck and snuggle the downy softness”. * rolls a D20*

[@RexiChan19]

Not me watching this while stuck in my bed because my cat chose me

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

Ms. Paint is a Homestuck character.

[@Deathstorm501]

2:25 this is the fanfic Andrew hussie writes about himself and I need sgt-celestial to know that

[@Yuruble]

4:10 - But I am 30. What now???

[@ZerglordGhi]

I looked up the Bouger, but I found literally no references to this legendary beast. Is it made up or am I just unable to internet?

[@PlayrR3D156]

0:44 But, hey. That's just a theory.

[@faielyne]

Every time I see a pikachu I think OMG PUKICHO

[@somewhatstressed469]

2:18 im sorry but this has already happened in homestuck

[@maddykirin8981]

I got me a weird hands and I can bend my fingers either way. No palms tho. :(

[@orbismworldbuilding8428]

Hypermobile buddy Btw if it causes problems you can get accomodations for that if your healthcare is good or you're lucky c:

[@thenyansquidman]

2:31 homestuck

[@kurotsuki7427]

We need "the bunny edit" thats you squeeing about bunny

[@kayleigh0711]

0:00 seconds in and im called out

[@seantaggart7382]

0:44 i swear someone will make a movie based on something like undertale or Omori Or SOMETHING And the critics will be like: THERES NO PLOT OR ANYTHING! wow

[@freya002YT]

Yes

[@crazybunnyproductions7287]

As a FN@F fan, I guess, I will say it was just not a good movie. Doesn't even count as a lore dump, it's its own continuity as officially stated. Doesn't mean people can't enjoy it for what it is, but that don't make it good.

[@broEye1]

Ms. Paint is a broken MESS. I used to be able to do stuff with her, but now she can't even turn something around without losing half of it (I'm not even joking, I try to turn a copied image to the right 90 degrees and large sections just DISAPPEAR, like how the heck do you screw up ROTATE!?)

[@Random_Kelsey]

Thanks for the Tumblr injection, as my own was abruptly terminated for no reason. Yaaaaay 😐