"Karls Headlines" - XFM Compilation

A compilation of all the best bits from the XFM days highlighting the short lived feature where Karl reads out some headlines from the always spurious website Ananova

[@LifeOfRy]

Karl’s “great dancer” joke was massively underrated

[@cotter5569]

Karl is the original clickbaiter

[@1984ekul]

"right, give us another bong"

[@lalakers1984]

BONG

[@SupremeM8]

BONG

[@d.anielb4661]

BONG

[@jmdev8775]

BONG

[@t0p-D]

100 like milestone

[@FeelinErie]

''Cow hit by train... lands on farmer's wife'', made me laugh hard XD Omg, tears.

[@XxWoOkiExX1]

+FeelinErie Greatest headline ever made !

[@Asidders]

Oh... no.

[@michaelferguson3541]

The "good dancer" joke is very underrated a feel

[@NosyFella]

Yeah he can be intentionally funny sometimes

[@cosmicwatchmaker]

I love this feature - shame there is only 10 minutes of it

[@leonwitherow2400]

"Family sick of living on butthole road" XD XD XD

[@superhamzah85]

I love it when Karl hands over the paper when being told it's rubbish, failing to understand it's the words on the paper that are rubbish not his ability to read.

[@quaantumrahman9672]

"Chinese woman eats dirt" Amazing

[@g0atboy207]

"Man changes name to Bububububububa"

[@lexilawless4417]

That bit had me busting a gut

[@MrTHEMONEEMAKER]

HAHA

[@johnisntmyrealname81]

Honestly I think I’ve got so bruising on my chest but I listen to stuff from Karl everyday and it makes me laugh so much that my chest can’t recover but I don’t care he’s why I’m enjoying life at the moment.

[@NexusArterius]

I would have loved to have seen his face during that

[@paullombard00]

Karl was a few years ahead of Twitter with his headline approach. :)

[@celtlen]

"What's art about that?" is the best tv programme that has never been made

[@ValkyrieDaisy95]

Christ Ricky's laugh after the "Dwarf to live in a glass box." was crazy XD! "Man changes name to Bububububububa." made me lose it x'D!!

[@15-Peter-20]

Daisy Chambers lol me too x

[@2lowkey100]

SkyBlue 1988 you’re pathetic.

[@jeremyc9593]

@@squelching It, obviously. Can you not read?

[@chriswakefield9538]

@@15-Peter-20 Fucking simp.

[@leviathon18]

"dwarf to live in glass box" cue long whistle laugh

[@Munkimanz]

its just the way karl reads them XD

[@worthalook4870]

2021 and still coming back to these 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 need these three back in the studio

[@WarThunderFun]

Ohhhhhh, if only he's realised he'd come up with a new feature, "What's Art About That". Imagine Karl talking about the sort of thing that wins Turner XD

[@DickHarding]

these shows will never stop being funny at this point

[@104ist]

“in lighter news”

[@johnisntmyrealname81]

Karl‘s made me laugh so much this week that I’m experiencing genuine chest pain

[@Ollied]

7:06 i thought Ricky was going to burst

[@athid]

pure gold this

[@sgtraytango]

I love when Karl turns out to be right. The head transplant thing, the see through toaster, the "Hippopotaneuse" story, all turned out to be true as well while Ricky said he was talking bollocks. Weird, innit?

[@pointlessvids2646]

s'alright

[@TheOneAndOnlyZeno]

Don't talk shit, three times.

[@guscox9651]

@@TheOneAndOnlyZeno DONT. TALK. SHITE. THRICE.

[@reconbravo104]

It usually turns out there's a seed of truth but Karl only vaguely recollects the details and ends up completely changing the story when Ricky asks for information.

[@louissanderson719]

No one has successfully done the head transplant, so it’s not true. No one has attempted it on a person

[@FranMSK]

What's art about that?

[@JFKUnderscore]

FranBMan why has this not been done xD

[@Y2Dunky]

FranBMan I like you

[@FranMSK]

I still listen to this ❤❤

[@traceyatdefiningelegance1250]

Bong, “Family sick of living on Butthole Road”

[@Bigjshifty08]

and I thought Jay Leno's headlines were good, this is brilliant, could listen for an hour straight of these.

[@Trouttaranaki]

This is the best ever!

[@bkneezy]

BONG

[@bobs1989]

Was that fella who didn’t eat for 70 years the one Karl went to see in India?

[@martinparidon9056]

Certainly... Head-wise is one of the best things Steve said. He hesitated, but he knew he couldn't let it go. Nobody said anything as they knew it had to be said although it felt like just a bit too far.

[@PaddyRoon7]

I love how his whole thing is that his headlines tell the whole story without needing any more. "Vibrating shoes could help elderly falling" Isn't everyone (except Karl) who hears that headline going to ask "how?" All that headline does is make me want to know more, Karl thinks it's the whole story lol

[@adampowers6423]

Funny headlines is a great radio feature

[@TheTerrorUforgot]

I love this feature.

[@eddiek9841]

ya belly gets used to it! ahahaha

[@MrChrismac94]

czech family says they have a rabbit with 3 nobs. cracked up

[@elementtrix4532]

Your stomach gets used to it 😂😂😂

[@hignman]

“It’s that thing innit ya belly gets used to it or something”

[@pjwils]

there haven't been people throughout history who haven't slept at all. I read one case about a man who couldn't sleep for a few months because his brain couldn't physically 'switch off', even after he was sedated, and he died as a result.

[@keropekerope]

"Man Changes Name to Bubba Bubba Bubba"... Hilarious.

[@Jay-nf1yi]

Good dancer...

[@vampmode9132]

Czech famleh says they 'ave a rabbit with three knobs

[@Haydenaeron]

1:22 the best

[@mroscarking12]

4:50 Right just think of this is Trevor McDonald, ok carry on Karl! Ok, ohh, here's the news, right good brilliant go on There's a fella, he's got, he's got 3 rabbits an that. An then uhh HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@TheSwinners94]

Honestly I love just reading headlines now, you end up making your own stories 😂

[@bowmaj8666]

Three Knobs on a rabbit! That's up there with a Four Leaf Clover! Lucky!

[@t2p]

BONG !!

[@JoelShieldsBFC]

The one about the guy who hasn't eaten for 70 years is true, he was in hospital recently for tests

[@laloka5881]

That's my masculine was the only one who didn't finish highschool

[@CORNISHDUDE]

10:04 six organs transplanted = sex organs from farmers ........ omg these transcripts are amazing

[@queenanne5917]

What episode is it that they are talking about where Karl offends a listener?

[@blindsk8r490]

+Craig Charles All of them

[@Nickersons-Theme]

Ooouuuhh nnnoouhh! 🐄

[@laloka5881]

And I don't want to feed the deamonds

[@their_lives_not_ours]

I agree with Karl though, what's art about a person in a glass box?

[@thomasdove1083]

straight legend, # bong ..sick of my boiler!

[@Giles4200]

1:36

[@cartmanofsp]

BONG

[@evanis47]

Sknib616, Did you previously have a 'Steve vs Karl' compilation? If so, bring it back! :)

[@JoelShieldsBFC]

Ooh another mad human

[@laloka5881]

I'm the only masculine and I'm the only deamonologist

[@TheLordHodne]

manmoth?

[@anthonydasilva4414]

2024 still going strong

[@ChuuninJ]

ricky`s catchphrase: Thats rubbish,

[@gomezffs]

can anyone remember which clip it was where karl says something and ricky laughs like a swan, racking my brain trying to find it!

[@guscox9651]

look up 'ricky gervais nearly burts monkey news extra' i think youll get what you need

[@TheKarate10]

7:00 :D

[@laloka5881]

That's why I can't have a knife at work

[@germa2k]

Bong

[@TheKarate10]

Shut up... BONG

[@marcotoni231]

I have a real headline "seafood worker boils himself " and yes this is real.

[@kevjtnbtmglr]

upload MOAR!!!!!!!!!11

[@JoelShieldsBFC]

chill

[@laloka5881]

So I'm the only adult in the house

[@StickyManMaxxx]

can't be bothered

[@XxWoOkiExX1]

AHAHAHAHA

[@CORNISHDUDE]

the transcript is funny "an old fella who hasnt eaten for 70 years" becomes "they were bosnian for 70 years" W T F

[@deathspasm9]

absolute twaddle

[@CORNISHDUDE]

click LIKE

[@XxConnorsMusicxX]

Hubbabubbabubba

[@aalexjohna]

Guts ache and loud stinking farts every 15 seconds.Time for a SHIT !

[@laloka5881]

Because they are all ganging up on my masculine

[@579SMP]

Don't. Talk. Shit.

[@TheBlackJacksItalia]

it's not true of course...

[@laloka5881]

And dosent have a highschool diploma

[@laloka5881]

I don't want to feed the deamons why don't u come take my spot

[@alexflowers7242]

Can’t be bothered

[@laloka5881]

I don't have a home because the femenines are all rapping my masculine

[@JoelShieldsBFC]

HAHAHAHA LOOK HOW MAD YOU GOT OVER A COMMENT OH JESUS

[@turbotegs2102]

Schizophrenic in recent comments

[@laloka5881]

Of my masculine

[@laloka5881]

Me

[@laloka5881]

Don't cry because my masculine dosent like u franshesca

[@laloka5881]

I'm the only masculine and in in the streets

[@laloka5881]

And they are all being raisist

[@laloka5881]

And all the femenines in homes

[@laloka5881]

So the masculine can study feminenes

[@laloka5881]

Because they don't want to be masculines

[@you2begin]

This is the worst news show I have ever heard. Disgrace!

[@switchgod1688]

you2begin fail

[@joshlee345]

It's the worst animal I've ever heard

[@laloka5881]

U don't read at all

[@rbeck3200tb40]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Hole_Road

[@69-Dwayne_pipe]

7:15

[@Karl_Drogo55]

What's art about that?