Smack Talk: Halloween Special 2018

[@VoxisProductions]

Happy Halloween and thanks for the likes and donations. It's really makes a difference. Like and share if you enjoyed it. If this gets taken down...well bugger. Anyway I'm taking a break for a week and then I do believe you lot are owed that Jurassic World review.

[@victorjared2820]

Angry Gender Studies teacher.. aaahhh hahahaha!!!

[@fren111]

I love this movie (virus) ... but take into consideration that I have not seen the original, the advantage of dubbing is that they can fix bad performances... and I was a child too

[@willie_the_monkey_king]

At first I was intrigued by the choices you picked. It’s funny I don’t remember Virus coming out and the toys because believe it or don’t 8 year old me would’ve probably played with them. They look cool (at least better than the fucking Borg)! Also Paul, you be grateful for that present there are people in developing countries who have to play with Solo toys! I didn’t hear about Mandy, and tbh kind of glad. That movie looks like someone wrote that film while binging on coke and Nicholas Cage movies, then made the movie on more coke. Just when I would be content by funny, low-key video you do the crazy “adult content” (don’t want you to get flagged for comments if that’s a thing). Genius. Thank you for reading this. Paul, if you made it this far I should probably put something in the tip jar. For you dear viewer, here’s your “no prize.” Happy Halloween!

[@willie_the_monkey_king]

Victor Jared oh come on Jaime Lee Curtis is a GILF.

[@willie_the_monkey_king]

Voxis Productions can I send Prof. Tosspot a toy of his favorite actress Amelia Clarke? I got a bunch from the dollar store I got to unload. :p

[@mrneoneil999]

The true horror is the professors internet history

[@emsnewssupkis6453]

Teen porn!

[@nicholasdickens2801]

“Don’t look at my browser history.”

[@spamuraigranatabru1149]

He should have used incognito mode.

[@marionetteking4036]

I laughed my ass off

[@wadesiedschlag5095]

"Harnessing the power of a 1000 cat ladies"- That's pure poetry.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Don't tell Shatner.

[@unkleskratch]

wow, I sure miss the Professor- come back soon!

[@VoxisProductions]

Will do 😀

[@MartnCFdk]

Ok, I had to pause it. "An angry gender studies teacher". Well done Professor

[@SuperLloyd84]

I mean you could just put down the cake.

[@sjames5027]

More like a gender bender teacher. It's a bloke with no tackle

[@luqas99]

@@sjames5027 So, it's you?

[@Barbel1th]

She's got a bit of an Anderson Cooper thing going on, too... or maybe he looks like her? I dunno anymore...

[@John-tc9gp]

She's an honorary lesbian

[@sam_mathai]

Best review channel, EEEVVVVEERR!

[@VoxisProductions]

Thanks for saying so.

[@samuelparis9892]

He needs more subscribers lol.

[@VoxisProductions]

True. Got some great fans already though.

[@samuelparis9892]

scott carter just shared this on KZbin. Spreading the word!

[@VoxisProductions]

@Charzey This. Sadly.

[@kayennecap]

Your commentary is quite honestly some of the most clever and witty stuff I have ever heard. Please keep making more

[@excellenceinanimation960]

I can’t believe the quality of these videos!

[@lars1701again]

Love your videos please keep it up :)

[@jeremyjohnson7429]

You can hear Tosspot in Paul. What a genius this man is.

[@uncommonsense_3602]

Im 5 minutes in and I literally had to stop because I was laughing so hard....fuck I love this channel!

[@VoxisProductions]

Bless you =)

[@Karou812]

Virus is still one of my favorite odd movies Mostly because I watched it as a little kid so I'm nostalgic

[@jamiebraswell5520]

Karou , so you must have owned the toys, lol!!!

[@Karou812]

@@jamiebraswell5520 No

[@StarMarshal]

Only just started watching recently. This channel is seriously underrated. Glad to see it's still active!

[@Scurwesyn]

"Just look at this mess! It's like when i try to make my own soup." Hahaha, ok you got me.

[@indoctrinationtheory1468]

Love this channel. Laughed so hard I may have ruptured my gunt.

[@titanus49]

Professor. Your reviews are just comedy gold,so hilariously over the top and devastatingly funny as hell. keep up the good work

[@Santa8aby]

I lost it at "Now she looks like an angry gender studies teacher"

[@CoolHardLogic]

Even funnier because, is there any other kind? :)

[@Santa8aby]

@@CoolHardLogic Feminist priestesses rarely smack of anything but bitterness, now that you mention it. It's almost like it comes with the man-hating territory.

[@jinvid]

If I wasn’t already subscribed to this channel, THAT would’ve been the moment I would’ve hit subscribe (one amongst many others)!

[@parkerdemattio-kiss1102]

Thank you man my girlfriend just recently broke up with me like a hour ago thank you for making me feel better!!!

[@parkerdemattio-kiss1102]

@WELambert01 thank you man lol save me money for college lol

[@conalcochranh3274]

You wanna hear something REALLY distressing? She's coming back!

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

Mine did the same. Guess it was the time of year. 🤣 hope you good now

[@TheLegionOfTheDamned.]

Not my proudest fap of the day but I soldiered through to finish loudly.

[@funkoxen]

I too was finding it hard going until I saw Donald Sutherlands breasts, then nature took its course.

[@PKDionysus]

These reviews have me chortling from start to finish. I'm 2 minutes in and I've already LOL'd so hard, it hurt my throat. Bravo, Prof.

[@chrisdonaldson100]

Love Smack Talk and Professor Tosspot! Great character, well written, good humour and always makes me chuckle. Keep up the good work Paul.

[@larryalden79]

Seriously, the funniest channel I've come along in a bit :D keep up the good work..and happy Halloween

[@mayisaythatsasmashingblous5876]

"The film is pretty much an acid trip with your old pal Nicholas Cage." That's the highest praise you could possibly give a movie.

[@JckSwan]

Love your username.

[@mj6258]

STANDING OVATION! Yet another hilarious and brutally honest review by the greatest proffessor on the planet. Happy Halloween to you too Proff. I now have made it my mission to promote this channel wherever i can. I am not a member of the Fuckyouup book crowd or the Twatter crowd but whenever and where ever i can i always tell people to check out Voxis Productions as they are in my humble opinion simply the greatest and funniest reviews to be seen. /Tip hat to the proffessor and his amazing work , heres to you my friend and may your channel eclipse 100k subs as soon as possible.

[@ScreamerProductionss]

I swear to god these just keep getting better and better.

[@johnmoo8072]

That skit at the end was Golden 👏😄 10/10

[@Rog_r]

You get progressively better with every new video and I am excited for your Jurassic world video

[@vermis8344]

Dang, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like Donald Sutherland now.

[@classicsubmarineguy5477]

and Donald Sutherland looks like the virus.

[@bazfr6937]

Normally I’d wait until after work to appreciate a new video but I’m Tosspot starved lately so I’ve appreciated prematurely today. 😄 Wonderful video, thank you.

[@marcelodesouzamachado9864]

What a wonderful surprise, prof!!!! Your videos are always eagerly awaited!

[@leecruz617]

My new favorite channel as of the last 6 weeks

[@Thane3999]

Your videos are always good for a good chuckle. Nice work.

[@badboyzdnb78]

A Gunt?! I lost my shit at that. Didn't even know it had an actual name.

[@deezerbe5045]

Dude, Virus is one of my favorite movies. I can't believe she hated that movie! It's one of the best cheese horror movies ever made.

[@Deckaio]

I personally prefer "Deep Rising"

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

Just rewatched Virus, last time was in theaters way back in 99. I forgot how nutty the props were! The creature design really did go for it eh!

[@gordonmarshall5980]

Great vid Professor! I cant believe I never heard of Virus before. The monster design looks amazing. The concept of cybernetic aliens using mankind as spare parts reminds me of an 80's sci-fi horror called Moontrap.

[@EmperorPrinc3]

Wow this movie had a great concept I'm really digging the Practical effects for the monsters

[@danharmon8763]

Oh shit!! That ending almost killed me!! Pure genius!!

[@milfiebg]

Welcome back professor!

[@applin121]

General comment...I’ve spent the last 24 hours enjoying and crying with laughter over your vids...you really are You Tube lithium...thank you xxx😂

[@Razzy1312]

Dude that toy you opened was the rare miscast Donald Sutherland figure with breasts. They accidentally used the wrong mold on the torso and only a few were made. That thing is worth thousands! Well... was. Now that you opened it I'll trade you for $5 and some gum.

[@jakefrost7404]

Happy Halloween, Tosspot! Here's one to your future 100k+ subscriber base. Cheers!

[@VoxisProductions]

Ah some day.

[@jakefrost7404]

​@@VoxisProductions I remember back when E;R had only 26k subscribers, now he's almost hitting 200k. Just keep regular, that's all it takes. Your viewership will spread slowly and steadily, like a cross between black mold and herpes. ;-)

[@strikkmoez]

Professor, "mandy" was freakin epic! We're always whinging for new and different stuff and here it is! The story was compelling, the weird was interesting, the visuals were amazing. Come on! Pissing on this movie is why half a dozen Transformers movies exist

[@VoxisProductions]

I was undecided by it. I was left with a feeling of "wtf!"

[@RahXsheed]

This channel is awesome binge watched the entire channel in one night ..... I NEED MORE SOON

[@badgerbush3556]

Ellooooooooooo You grey bastard. Love the channel. I give it 5 out of 5stars.

[@kevcatnip7589]

Dont drink bleach kiddies ....unless you are mike zeroh

[@kimrasmussen7188]

dont care what you say, this is a great movie. good acting, AWESOME characters , and decent effects.

[@farrdawgjoker7087]

Always great to open KZbin and see a new smack talk video.

[@rockdesu]

Class is in session. Sit down shut up and learn from the professor.

[@chriscorben-green2640]

Happy Halloween Tosspot! I really enjoyed the review and on the special effects,the piratical effects in Virus hold up better than cheap CGI from a few years ago,

[@retronatics2097]

Great video, as always, and thanks for having checked out Mandy! Now I need to go see it to decide for myself.

[@lanesworld8288]

I liked your costume! You did a great job being The Patriarchy! The bow tie was spot on!

[@JenyaIsJustChilling]

13:00 - also, "panos" (spelled "понос") means "diarrhea" in russian.

[@shaggyrumplenutz1610]

"Booger sugar", lol.

[@budsyremo]

I love all your videos. I really want you to continue producing more content.

[@TheAustinWoolShow]

I have a really fond memory of me and my brother watching this on my dad's big screen tv daring each other who could keep their eyes open the longest.

[@infiniteflame2374]

"Harnessing the power of a thousand crazy cat ladies" Lmfao

[@desertbluffs7113]

Glad to see you back to form Professor Cheers!!

[@scottdavis0801]

Love the Stranglers music Waltzinblack, in background.

[@Elmacheto]

Amazing... as always! Thanks Professor... and Paul I guess :D

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

Oh shit yeah Virus,it's like Short Circuit mixed w/ Cronenberg, it may suck wind but I still dig it (especially Nadia😍😍😍)

[@EmperorZeke]

This is one of my favourite videos of yours so far, amazing stuff! :)

[@jamesm1242]

Enjoyed your commentary but the end was perfect. I now have to clean the water I spit out!

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

Our toys were badass back in the day. They weren't all based on family friendly kiddie shows.

[@InquisitorDeckart]

Holy shit xD I watched this last year and no one I knew knew this movie. Cool to see you do a video on it, Happy Halloween.

[@FoxUnitNell]

I liked the "gunt" term, very funny. I also enjoyed your bait and switch with suggesting Halloween (Jamie Lee Curtis) but reviewing Virus (same actress).

[@jimmyb79]

How do you not have more subs? Great channel - thanks for posting

[@declanjones8888]

The Ominisiah would be proud.

[@PatrikTerminate]

Oh god the ending almost had me in tears from laughting!

[@ATSucks1]

WOW... that end skit has raised some questions I do not want answers too.

[@SuperLloyd84]

Look inside yourself, young one. The answers you claim not to seek are already there, within you. Deep within you. (And so is my wristwatch, which I'd really like back at some point.)

[@Hanzilla75]

I love everytime the professor uploads a new video. Another excellent disection of a truly dreadful movie. Thank you. ..... And I better remember to wipe my internet history!!

[@marionetteking4036]

More videos please. I love your stuff, I just wish there was more of it

[@eltongomesdosreis1749]

Outstanding! Amazing video!

[@jentaro]

Fun facts: The ship name is АКАДЕМИК which is ACADEMIC as a person of Academia and 6:11 they don't type WHO ARE YOU? in russian in the computer, they type nonsense random letters from the Cyrillic alphabet, pronounced as it follows: TZ R SHT FKU N SHTG?

[@rabbitbully1810]

Screw the public....I loved Virus. I have it on my DVR right now. Keep up the good work.

[@viyhexe131]

Not gonna lie, I would have loved getting a Virus action figure as a kid.

[@yellowgut]

Omg the ending lmao!!!

[@tophatminion.7558]

WHAT IS BAD DRAGON LOL

[@minusk.k.3277]

God bless you! you make me laugh....and God knows i need it.

[@DraccoKnightblade]

Okay, skit at the end was 100% worth it XD

[@boggyre5048]

You and RLM are my personal favourites I love m8

[@foolishkiwi4546]

A fantastic way to start spook-day. Have a good octoberween Tosspot and everyone else(:

[@Butler195]

R.I.P Donald Sutherland

[@VoxisProductions]

R.I.P

[@sicilianotoronto]

I’ve never heard of this Virus film in my entire life lol

[@TheSpeedfreak665]

Your not the only one and I watch lot of independent movie's.

[@dsadik666]

:o

[@runawayspodiac2945]

Love how voxis is the closest you’ll get to someone intentionally throwing near porn into their vids lol

[@liqurmeup]

"Spare parts", lol I liked it. It was fun to watch.

[@Cherb123456]

Fantastic work! happy Halloween Professor!

[@moons_mind]

That was your best ending yet! I'm still laughing!

[@eugeneshevchenko7426]

finaly unboxing video from professor!

[@rafaelsanchez6217]

Thank you professor!

[@AntonSlavik111]

That looks like homebargains bleach so Paul will be okay.

[@Oddly-Offensive]

Happy Halloween Professor!

[@jessgarcia4100]

I must've caught the virus as well, It looked just like my internet history.

[@ikenosis8160]

Love your content. Thank you!

[@jackm2293]

its so nice to know that there is a puppet out there who is as just sane as me.

[@generalkrang7138]

Best review channel

[@Yxalitis]

I'm so happy to see you back creating these refreshing, intelligent, and funny videos. I'd give you some money, but I'm too much of a tight arse...so suck it up. Hey, I could have said I gave it all to the homeless guy on the way home, but we both know I beat him to death, so let's not go there. YAY for honesty.

[@riflemantom5533]

This video made me choke on Halloween candy. Thanks professor. :)

[@richardstilettos420]

"Surreal films tend to attract pseudo intellectual type who like to over analyze everything." Me: Holy shit, he knows my friend Nick! I might check out Mandy since you said it's like an acid trip with Nicholas Cage. That sounds like fun.

[@butthz8850]

Do I need a drink after watching Mandy? Asking for a beer company.

[@henrietta2454]

I applaud you, Prof Tosspot ✊🏻

[@lanesworld8288]

Another fantastic video buddy ! :)