SOLDIER RETURNS FROM DEPLOYMENT EARLY!

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A Combat Veteran

A Combat Veteran

Күн бұрын

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@mrspeigle1
@mrspeigle1 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah unfortunate fact of life for a lot of military dudes. Lessons on Jody and why you shouldn't get married until you're out of the military should be part of every boot camp course, right next to lessons on how to burn poop and why you shouldn't buy a Mustang at 22% interest.
@tsmash8460
@tsmash8460 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!! The fuckin mustang
@miken.4693
@miken.4693 4 жыл бұрын
22? Damn, I paid 38%!
@BaxxyNut
@BaxxyNut 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh so true
@LyneaSilver
@LyneaSilver 4 жыл бұрын
They don't have classes on it per se, but my drill sergeants made sure we all knew. Unfortunately, most likely didn't listen.
@gunner249_87
@gunner249_87 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget its a v6
@Dolien19
@Dolien19 4 жыл бұрын
While I was in Iraq I had to explain to one of the dudes in my platoon that women aren't pregnant for 13 months... dude later slashed up his arm and was evac'd out of theater.
@StreetWorksMedia
@StreetWorksMedia 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@taz9234
@taz9234 4 жыл бұрын
That’s not funny! Omg 😳
@rachelmayes298
@rachelmayes298 4 жыл бұрын
Poor bloke, I hope he’s ok and moved on to someone who does care about him. What a bitch.
@yui907
@yui907 3 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuck
@ChaosInFlux
@ChaosInFlux 3 жыл бұрын
This is an issue, if someone is dumb enough to not know that women are pregnant for 9 months, not any more, not any less unless they are premature? The amount of stupidity is amazing. Makes me wonder how dumb you actually have to be to pass the ASVAB. LMFAO
@theelaffingman8776
@theelaffingman8776 4 жыл бұрын
This is both hilarious and sad at the same time that this kinda stuff does in-fact happen....lol...smh...lol.
@felixa.aliceamartinez7890
@felixa.aliceamartinez7890 4 жыл бұрын
I am agreed with you
@chiefslinginbeef3641
@chiefslinginbeef3641 4 жыл бұрын
It's prevalent I would say.
@_DMAC
@_DMAC 4 жыл бұрын
...when a guy gets back and is greeted by his command, and can't go home, has to be put in crisis quarters because his wife has some other dude living with her in his house. Guess command didn't want a murder in their unit.
@tonyf.9806
@tonyf.9806 4 жыл бұрын
@@_DMAC I had a friend from work tell me the same thing. When coming back from the field or deployment, they'd wait an hour or so before releasing the soldiers to avoid this kind of stuff. Any cheating spouse when the soldier is deployed should be automatic grounds for a divorce and loss is so benefits, including alimony, for the cheater.
@shannonbuff587
@shannonbuff587 4 жыл бұрын
Jody
@lometheus333
@lometheus333 4 жыл бұрын
Stayin single till I get out, it ain’t safe out here, I trust no one.
@mysterymachineone
@mysterymachineone 4 жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@BioTechEntertainment
@BioTechEntertainment 4 жыл бұрын
same here.
@mirosruiz5511
@mirosruiz5511 4 жыл бұрын
Same even when im out 🤣🤣
@ghostirq
@ghostirq 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah like they won’t cheat on you while you’re there either
@mercofawesome3834
@mercofawesome3834 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@dukesjeepsandtrails8511
@dukesjeepsandtrails8511 4 жыл бұрын
Had a platoon Sgt come home mid tour leave to surprise his wife. Instead he killed her along with the guy who was living with her while he was gone... Still in Leavenworth
@jabs8540
@jabs8540 4 жыл бұрын
Can't really blame him
@dukesjeepsandtrails8511
@dukesjeepsandtrails8511 4 жыл бұрын
@@jabs8540 especially since she had the house up for sale AND sold his harley
@SkinnerBeeMan
@SkinnerBeeMan 4 жыл бұрын
@@dukesjeepsandtrails8511 too bad for military justice. Be hard to get an entire jury on that one without a couple tries. Selling the house too...
@SkinnerBeeMan
@SkinnerBeeMan 4 жыл бұрын
@Robert Campbell I had a lab partner in college was burning thru his gi bill, was discharged on disability. (Iraq ied). Had a plate in his head. A little crazy always a good team player real nice. Funny. Came home wife in bed with a man blast em both with 45 life in prison. Had a neighbor go play contractor in kosovo, came back to empty house and empty bank account, had everything on direct deposit lol. Had a bro on law back in day come back from Iraq, had some kid with him that was pretty crazy, brought him home when his home and dependapotamus evaporated post haste with cash and sold house. Fuck I've seen this over and over and over, and I just live next to Bragg Im not even a vet. The way this skit ends is nice. He probably kills wife 6 months later when she continues being a ho. So I guess yea, harley was personal.
@antonygonzalez1672
@antonygonzalez1672 4 жыл бұрын
Did he actually or was that a hyperbole
@jonathan.atkins
@jonathan.atkins 4 жыл бұрын
It happens. I've seen the opposite scenario as well: soldier goes TDY for a few weeks, cheats on his wife multiple times. "What goes TDY stays TDY". A cheater's gonna cheat, regardless if they're military, civilian or whatever.
@RVSD1984
@RVSD1984 4 жыл бұрын
Staceys really. Comfortable dressing up, which is good. I busted out laughing when he said “ who the f**k is this guy?” And switched to the soft voice.
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
The way I see it, if you want to perform, you gotta embrace the role.
@RVSD1984
@RVSD1984 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness lol
@docschro6847
@docschro6847 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness you really know how to rock that outfit and know what colors work
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
@@docschro6847 I appreciate it! It takes a little trial and error and a lot of work, but once you get some practice, it becomes easier :)
@annikarasmussen6616
@annikarasmussen6616 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness Stacy, traditional spelling, is my fav slow burning subplot here lol.
@kolinmartz
@kolinmartz 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he looks at the camera and says “did you hear that?”
@warrinkrull455
@warrinkrull455 4 жыл бұрын
That fourth wall break was great. Yes I did hear that too.
@Edwinh222
@Edwinh222 4 жыл бұрын
ahahaha
@thefucrew9865
@thefucrew9865 4 жыл бұрын
What is that "4th wall" ???
@Edwinh222
@Edwinh222 4 жыл бұрын
When he talk to us and looks directly at the camera
@Edwinh222
@Edwinh222 4 жыл бұрын
@@thefucrew9865 5:33 go back to that time and watch him talk to you
@thefucrew9865
@thefucrew9865 4 жыл бұрын
@@Edwinh222, is that what that means ???
@Wait4me2
@Wait4me2 4 жыл бұрын
“I was going to go to stabby town!” I won’t forget that, so funny. Guess it’s true, sometimes we see what we what to see. Thanks so much for the laughs, that was a good one.
@russwatson8275
@russwatson8275 4 жыл бұрын
Stbby McStabface...
@TheCombatFishinVet
@TheCombatFishinVet 4 жыл бұрын
We got home from deployment and my buddy caught his wife in bed with another dude. He killed him, his wife, and his self. An hour after we got back.
@khalidali8193
@khalidali8193 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck man, shit really is depressing
@Dauske
@Dauske 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@harshbansal7982
@harshbansal7982 4 жыл бұрын
Damn man.
@28ebdh3udnav
@28ebdh3udnav 4 жыл бұрын
That shit is sad
@thebigcnel
@thebigcnel 4 жыл бұрын
Shit that's nuts.
@EnglishSpeakingKids
@EnglishSpeakingKids 4 жыл бұрын
This was like a bad porno intro that never ended 😂💯
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@BaxxyNut
@BaxxyNut 4 жыл бұрын
Dude so true
@notapplicable4567
@notapplicable4567 4 жыл бұрын
Just kept getting better
@nissamills576
@nissamills576 4 жыл бұрын
HAHA....
@rachelmayes298
@rachelmayes298 4 жыл бұрын
I’m reading the comments and people expressing this is a common occurrence. I am really sorry to all the veterans that have been in this position. I don’t know who these women are, but they should be ashamed of themselves. I really hope you find a woman out there who really will look after you, and wait for your return safely. There are decent women out there, just hang on in there and you’ll find her. I just want to thank each and everyone one of you for your duty for your country. I may be British but I still admire all you service men and women from the US. God bless you all, and wishing each one of you a happy, and healthy life. Thank you 😊
@thejoseph69
@thejoseph69 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see A Combat Veterans new video, and I watch it.
@YeahBuddy
@YeahBuddy 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Buddy!
@kylebar724
@kylebar724 4 жыл бұрын
Much agreed
@lonely_ghost9857
@lonely_ghost9857 4 жыл бұрын
And i like it
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
The Joseph, I’m a simple person. I see your comment on our video, and I like it :) Thank you!!!
@ntech1507
@ntech1507 4 жыл бұрын
same once their video is out i watch it
@TrueProtato
@TrueProtato 4 жыл бұрын
The people 8 who downvoted this are all Jodies. Edit: 35 now
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Because they aren’t smart enough to plan out a “Stacy” escape!
@TrueProtato
@TrueProtato 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness true
@USNTM2
@USNTM2 4 жыл бұрын
Or the wives that happened upon the video...
@BushPigADV
@BushPigADV 4 жыл бұрын
It's up to 35 now LOL
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
@@BushPigADV Love or Hate, at least the watch :)
@lonely_ghost9857
@lonely_ghost9857 4 жыл бұрын
3:22 "No. No no no she would never do that" "I would neeeever do that.." 😂😂
@justonrg
@justonrg 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold!
@nathancombs11
@nathancombs11 4 жыл бұрын
The military truly one big famly where kids go to school with ALL there brothers and sisters 👍
@rayb9849
@rayb9849 4 жыл бұрын
This is so true. Happened all the time when I was in the military. Those bars would fill up with wives and girlfriends just as soon as those wheels were up on those planes. Jody was happy. I returned home early for medical reasons and surprised my girlfriend by going over to her place. Jody walked in while I was there and he did not even knock. Serious b*lls on that Jody pulling that on a paratrooper returning from the desert.
@rayb9849
@rayb9849 4 жыл бұрын
@Jon Stadie Not a thing. I knew the deal. I stood up , walked out and went to a bar to look for another one. Next day, I called and she admitted everything. That was the last time I talked to her. Being in my early 20's, I was wild and didn't really give a f@ck. Two weeks later I met another one and started a new adventure.
@radiated117
@radiated117 3 жыл бұрын
@@rayb9849 That's the way to do it I guess
@Dr.Dad-MD
@Dr.Dad-MD 3 жыл бұрын
@@rayb9849 Fuck dude, you must get two tickets whenever you fly. One for you, and the other for those massive walnuts you call testicles. Respect homie
@azthundercloud
@azthundercloud 3 жыл бұрын
Must have been in the p.i
@chiefslinginbeef3641
@chiefslinginbeef3641 4 жыл бұрын
This hurts my soul in a real way. My best friend raised a kid that wasn't his for 3 years with this exact situation. Also heartwarming end he got custody of not his kid because he claimed her legally before he knew and the whore + "dad" were druggies. She is a great kid at 7 now. You're the shit Dylan. Great man.
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Huge shout out to Dylan! I’m glad he was able to get custody and give us daughter a good home! Much love!
@sambeck2510
@sambeck2510 3 жыл бұрын
Raising someone elses kid is a happy ending?
@timsherman8382
@timsherman8382 4 жыл бұрын
now i think i understand why french foreign legion are forbideen to marry, own a car, a property even their own bank account during their first 5 years of their contract. you lived like a monk with guns
@SkinnerBeeMan
@SkinnerBeeMan 4 жыл бұрын
They don't get that shit because they have a very very high desertion rate.
@timsherman8382
@timsherman8382 4 жыл бұрын
@@SkinnerBeeMan after talking to my uncle who have been in the FFL for 15 years, im not in hell surprise at all. it's no place for snowflakes and politicaly correct people . as a matter a fact , they seems that they are very happy with that since they dont have to deal with them and also built reputation for them (and my uncle said they can just deserted and they wont even care about it )
@SkinnerBeeMan
@SkinnerBeeMan 4 жыл бұрын
@@timsherman8382 very neat. So they don't pursue them? What other stuff does he say about the ffl? Did he like it/hate it?
@Aldnon
@Aldnon 3 жыл бұрын
@@SkinnerBeeMan "HISTORICALLY" you are right, but I don't think they should keep up with this rules, many people want to own French Passport and become French Citizen, they should've just make it "if you desert you lost the chance".
@SkinnerBeeMan
@SkinnerBeeMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@Aldnon shitty conditions definitely blunt recruitment.
@LEBRONJAMESVICKERS
@LEBRONJAMESVICKERS 4 жыл бұрын
Currently in the Army Right now, and videos like these remind me to stay single
@davidmelton6387
@davidmelton6387 4 жыл бұрын
You should get married so you know what it feels like, so you can advise your future soldiers to not get married.
@LEBRONJAMESVICKERS
@LEBRONJAMESVICKERS 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidmelton6387 let me get back to you on that🤣
@vegan-cannibal714
@vegan-cannibal714 4 жыл бұрын
My first wife not only replaced me while I was gone she told the rest of my family the wrong place and time Of my return. There is nothing better than getting off the aircraft and thinking your wife and kids will be there to run into your arms as your proud parents watch on only to have to catch a ride with someone else’s family.
@lacey605
@lacey605 4 жыл бұрын
🙁
@NeoDeity
@NeoDeity 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck brother. Shit's rough out here. I'm not married, and shit like that happening makes me never want to get married. People are foul bro.
@vegan-cannibal714
@vegan-cannibal714 3 жыл бұрын
@@NeoDeityDon't get me wrong by bitch face (aka the ex ) doing what she did she freed me up to meet the one. I completely get it warriors don't need to worry about women when doing warrior shit, but when you meet the right one she will make you an all around better man. (Just my opinion) then again I spend most of my time wishing I was back in the sandbox so my judgement has to be suspect. I say enjoy your freedom when you do get back to the world, and always remember there's no such thing as a stripper with a heart of gold.
@malenatully
@malenatully 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh, my heart goes out to you. Hopefully she comes back. Good luck to you.
@ericgarcia3287
@ericgarcia3287 4 жыл бұрын
When the soldiers away, the spouses play at the E club... lol.
@garyfontenot2786
@garyfontenot2786 4 жыл бұрын
Rear "D"
@ddickson1167
@ddickson1167 4 жыл бұрын
The E-club...wow! You is old!
@RustyPancake53
@RustyPancake53 4 жыл бұрын
@@ddickson1167 eclub still going strong in 29 stumps
@ddickson1167
@ddickson1167 4 жыл бұрын
@throne of lies Glad to hear. Most army ones aren"t that lucky.
@louhodo5761
@louhodo5761 4 жыл бұрын
The bar on Ft. Drum was called Spouse's for a reason.
@SuperSecretSquirell
@SuperSecretSquirell 4 жыл бұрын
Is that still there? That place was such a hot mess of fights and shit.
@cristiansalinas8412
@cristiansalinas8412 4 жыл бұрын
That mustache makes it funnier asf
@realgoatwhey6953
@realgoatwhey6953 4 жыл бұрын
"This is not my size, I appreciate the gesture"
@emanonymous
@emanonymous 4 жыл бұрын
dale gribble/john redcorn moment right there
@docschro6847
@docschro6847 4 жыл бұрын
On my deployment i was mutual friends on FB with other dudes that were Jodie from some of the guys i was with. I respected my battles amd show them the post on social media. My battle buddy and i had a glorious time watching them gal try to back paddle and talk her way out, got family to get the police involved and everything and face time the jodie boy arrested for trespassing. It was an entire production thank god for ring cameras is all i have to say
@Percival1122
@Percival1122 4 жыл бұрын
Wow.... He can pull that look off way too well
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@johnhurd72
@johnhurd72 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like not just military members, but anyone can relate to this if their job keeps them away from home for longer periods of time. Its sad people will play with other peoples lives like this
@benpihl8551
@benpihl8551 4 жыл бұрын
Not many can make a subject as dark as this so funny, I laughed. Those of us who served and were deployed recognize the truth behind this skit. The Army doesn't have you singing cadences about Jody in basic for no reason. I might add , My batallion had a 80% divorce rate post deployment and a lot of paternity tests.
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 4 жыл бұрын
Stacy: "We'll talk-- *later!"* Me: I've never heard a woman's voice drop that many octaves, that fast. 😲 (I know, it's what's-his-name in Stacy-mode; you don't have to tell me. 🙂)
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
You right.
@Barty.Crowell
@Barty.Crowell 4 жыл бұрын
To Wong Fu had Patrick Swayze doing one better. "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DICK BUDDY!"
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
@@Barty.Crowell Didn’t really fit the moment, but I see where you are there.
@manny8787
@manny8787 4 жыл бұрын
Love the 4th wall break. 5:44
@FeralHydra
@FeralHydra 4 жыл бұрын
I JUST SIGNED THE DOTTED LINE YESTERDAY
@joeyhensley9199
@joeyhensley9199 3 жыл бұрын
This is, hands down, one of THE bear skits you guys have done. That level of denial IS real, though.
@stevenly4085
@stevenly4085 4 жыл бұрын
5:28 a slap on the wrist from the depths of her soul
@vancejoy3724
@vancejoy3724 4 жыл бұрын
TSCH
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Look, I’m not that kind of lady. You gotta show a Queen a good time before you get a taste.
@malenatully
@malenatully 3 жыл бұрын
Who cares if I’m sick, & mad at my boyfriend of 15yrs. You guys made my morning, I’m watching it again, right now.
@kbrock9146
@kbrock9146 4 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best, most fun, scarily accurate sketches ever, from you guys. Great work. And loved it when Juston broke the fourth wall. 😂
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!
@kbrock9146
@kbrock9146 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness honestly, you all make my day when you post. 👌 So, thank you! Coming from a military family (several branches represent), your humor is on point, and the filming and editing is wonderful too. Thanks again, and wishing y'all all the best!
@kiwipie2310
@kiwipie2310 4 жыл бұрын
Seen it happen. It’s actually kinda funny but very sad.
@erikaguzman9820
@erikaguzman9820 4 жыл бұрын
This actually happen to my neighbor. He came home 2 weeks early and found his wife with someone else in the house. Yikes!
@idogamesnstuff4636
@idogamesnstuff4636 4 жыл бұрын
This is so sad but true
@zack9912000
@zack9912000 4 жыл бұрын
Nice, sadly that happens ALOT
@deusvult8435
@deusvult8435 4 жыл бұрын
A vet comes home to his wife and her side man who is dressed as a woman. let me guess navy.
@andy_in_nh9243
@andy_in_nh9243 4 жыл бұрын
Breaking the fourth wall at 5:44 - awesome!
@wckvn
@wckvn 4 жыл бұрын
we had a single guy (reservist) deploying... while deployed he sub-leased his apartment for a term of 12 months. It was a freaking surprise for him when we were notified that our tour would be shortened to only 9 months. So... he could not come back to his apartment.
@leonsullivan3490
@leonsullivan3490 4 жыл бұрын
Came back from deployment (navy)and was next to a guy having a panic attack so bad he shit himself, wife and both girlfriends waiting for him on the pier holding signs 🤣🤣🤣
@lilkingg82
@lilkingg82 3 жыл бұрын
Husband :"You know each other?" Guy #2 : "You look familiar!" Guy#1: "This is my...Boyfriend 👁👄👁 😂😂😂
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta think fast when you’re trying to escape…
@IceMansSon004
@IceMansSon004 4 жыл бұрын
I knew a chick that looked just like her and she was definitely cheating on her husband while she was deployed, and then she ruined another persons career.... She did get moved though!
@GirlArmy21
@GirlArmy21 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are so funny....this is sad but true in some Military relationships. Loved the bloopers!!
@murder4055
@murder4055 4 жыл бұрын
I love Stabby Town! Such a great place to visit on an occasion.
@RichardJambo
@RichardJambo 4 жыл бұрын
I was never in the military, but I love these videos.
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
We love that you love them.
@justinwilson2025
@justinwilson2025 4 жыл бұрын
That 4th wall break 😅🤣 And the blooper reel
@rhysweertman1810
@rhysweertman1810 4 жыл бұрын
That’s why before deploying in ww1 & 2, they’d put a bun in the oven. They didnt know if they were coming back. When my dad was in Vietnam 67-68, plenty of bullets whizzed past him after dear John letters were read
@Saintjohnmoore
@Saintjohnmoore 4 жыл бұрын
Well that more or less covered my military experience.
@johnisaac6453
@johnisaac6453 4 жыл бұрын
Damn man hope are you good are you okay man just doing my suicide prevention job dog
@johnisaac6453
@johnisaac6453 4 жыл бұрын
I know its sucks man but you can still get more of life
@kandriuslopickle7032
@kandriuslopickle7032 4 жыл бұрын
Stay strong man. I still struggle but keep a smile on my face for people I love. What helps is talking about it to someone. Hell! Even talk about it to the wall or your dog. It helps to get it out of you and make it a habit.
@Saintjohnmoore
@Saintjohnmoore 4 жыл бұрын
I spent along time drinking after the military . Got a couple Of years sober now.
@billsmith4490
@billsmith4490 4 жыл бұрын
I love the continuity comment at 8:49 then they miss the back pack on alternating shots.
@justonrg
@justonrg 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤷‍♂️
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
I mean...continuity can be fun to play with.
@kbrock9146
@kbrock9146 4 жыл бұрын
"We like fucking up continuity." Flowers go from Drew to Juston, mysteriously back to Drew in next shot, then back to Juston. Nice. 👌 😉😄
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you :) we try :)
@XanamayX
@XanamayX 3 жыл бұрын
Love it!! BTW you guys should do what happens when a woman comes back from deployment. Like when another soldiers wifes’ walked up to you and say “ I know you slept with my husband” me “who is your husband?” Oh the stories we could tell! PM me. BTW love you guys, moving to a new platform already!!
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 3 жыл бұрын
We love you, too, hon! Thanks for the comment and the idea!!!
@StreetWorksMedia
@StreetWorksMedia 4 жыл бұрын
lol genius how he broke the 4th wall midway asking if the viewers heard it.
@JG-po8io
@JG-po8io 4 жыл бұрын
Love the video had tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so much. Keep those videos coming.
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, JG! We try!!!
@ARCHER-ch4xn
@ARCHER-ch4xn 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying that this happened to me, but I kinda had a hunch and kinda caught her but she told me its her friend. I trusted her but... I still have this feeling
@_DMAC
@_DMAC 4 жыл бұрын
Trust your gut!
@txta786
@txta786 4 жыл бұрын
Come on bro. You know as a man why we hangout with women. And it's not to be friends dawg
@joshuakemp9112
@joshuakemp9112 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and the girl was adorable. She should be in more sketches to balance out the team. too funny. And very common lol
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
We’d love Meg to join us more, but she’s a busy lady. Super talented.
@Johnny_Green1040
@Johnny_Green1040 4 жыл бұрын
I can't escape his drag 😭
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! I’m just out there tryin to represent my Pin Ups and Rockabillys!!!
@jennifermcguire8867
@jennifermcguire8867 4 жыл бұрын
Stacy is fancy.
@lanierjohnson17
@lanierjohnson17 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness have you done this before. Because you look stunning 😍.
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
@@lanierjohnson17 Thank you, Lanier! A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away I was a professional drag Queen. I’ve also performed on screen and stage in drag or as trans. But I’m older now...and fatter :(
@lanierjohnson17
@lanierjohnson17 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness Please can you give me any tips. I'm a upcoming Drag Queen . Only been a year. Do you have a social media account?
@roycesella9626
@roycesella9626 4 жыл бұрын
That guy's surprisingly good at drag 👌
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Well, hell, I should be. I performed for almost 8 years professionally.
@cubbiemalone49
@cubbiemalone49 4 жыл бұрын
A little too good 🤣
@whitewolf8644
@whitewolf8644 4 жыл бұрын
Haha nice little breaking of the 4th wall there. And yes, I did hear it! 😂
@bigjon420
@bigjon420 4 жыл бұрын
This type of shit has to happen all the time. This day in age ain't no one faithful.
@Realaaronwoebbeking
@Realaaronwoebbeking 4 жыл бұрын
Dude just keeps making it easier and easier to get away with cheating cuz he talks too much LMAO. Great scene!
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for getting the joke!!!
@thuff86
@thuff86 3 жыл бұрын
Sad but true. If they're not cheating, they wait for you to deploy, then divorce you and take all your money.
@goghphucough6410
@goghphucough6410 3 жыл бұрын
😂 what the fuck did I just watch!?!? I can’t stop laughing!!!
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold, baby! That’s show biz!
@ragingshadowttv503
@ragingshadowttv503 4 жыл бұрын
These guys are hilarious. Love your videos
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
We love you! Keep watching, we’ll keep making!
@sgtmonkeypirate
@sgtmonkeypirate 4 жыл бұрын
“Out the window...third floor? Fuck that.” Lolll
@aksfishing4480
@aksfishing4480 4 жыл бұрын
When he said I was gonna stick ya I lost it
@TaraHower
@TaraHower 3 жыл бұрын
Standby mcstab face 🤣🤣🤣
@dfunited1
@dfunited1 4 жыл бұрын
Good to see Stacy made a comeback. So how did that guy jump out the 3rd floor? Or is he still hiding? So nice they threw him a party.
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Thank you for the warm welcome. And gosh, I wonder whatever did happen to him?
@StormySky48
@StormySky48 4 жыл бұрын
0:42 home alone nostalgia
@RoninTF2011
@RoninTF2011 4 жыл бұрын
Had guys come back to switches locks in the house and an empty bankaccount :-P
@theBroG
@theBroG 4 жыл бұрын
well i have collapsed two lungs and broken all my ribs LAUGHING on this one - BRAVO gentlemen lolol
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no!!! Go to the hospital immediately! We need you to be around for the next video!
@thetrailoutthere
@thetrailoutthere 4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how extreme cheating is in the military. An old buddy of mine shot another Marine at point blank range in the head after he came home to find his buddy's truck outside his house and his buddy and his wife in bed. He was supposed to drive out of town for some random shit but returned shortly after leaving because he forgot something then got home to that crap. EDIT: Yes, the other Marine did die because his head got blown off.
@kolinmartz
@kolinmartz 4 жыл бұрын
Who is this new talent in the show. 😳😳
@ryanfisch7047
@ryanfisch7047 4 жыл бұрын
And the forth wall has been broken.
@thefucrew9865
@thefucrew9865 4 жыл бұрын
That fucking hand slap was HILARIOUS !!!!
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! We almost didn’t include it!
@thefucrew9865
@thefucrew9865 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness, LOLOLOLOL !!!! Roger that, 1SG !!!
@dubstepduckling
@dubstepduckling 4 жыл бұрын
i love that little 4th wall break i eat that shit up
@matthewj1489
@matthewj1489 4 жыл бұрын
Freaking Jodi’s getting smart now damn it!!!! Lol
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Modern Jody times require modern Jody solutions.
@lukecharlesdills2296
@lukecharlesdills2296 4 жыл бұрын
Why I'm staying single when I ship
@28ebdh3udnav
@28ebdh3udnav 4 жыл бұрын
What branch?
@OriginalAustinOblivion
@OriginalAustinOblivion 4 жыл бұрын
@Fermi Paradox I got a couple cars. One I call my wife. She's a Miata, with a Mustang, I'm saving for a Corvette rn. No wife no fam. It's safer that way for me to just not have a woman in the pic because I don't feel like going through divorce court when shit goes sideways as it usually does (in young relationships). Congrats on your achivements as trust me, while it usually goes sideways, there are a lot of people that make it work too Miata Is Always The Answer
@OskarZebra
@OskarZebra 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaaaaa!!!! Thank you for making it clean and funny.
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
We try :)
@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 4 жыл бұрын
They really didn't want to do this, but Top has kinda gotten "attached" to the dress.
@tashalachacha
@tashalachacha 3 жыл бұрын
". NOW PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS....." LMAO
@jwizthewise
@jwizthewise 3 жыл бұрын
Homie is in denial to the highest degree lol
@brianj1r144
@brianj1r144 4 жыл бұрын
Man I met a dude that was straight in denial about it . I deadass felt like I had one of those don’t go near it moments
@eduardoaljure
@eduardoaljure 4 жыл бұрын
Broke the 4th wall😭😭
@allanfifield8256
@allanfifield8256 4 жыл бұрын
I had a friend this happened to. College drop -out; somehow hooked up with the wife of a M.P. They heard the husbands car pull up early in the drive way and my friend jumped out the window.
@allanfifield8256
@allanfifield8256 4 жыл бұрын
And the "wife" is a major babe!
@NewAgesucks
@NewAgesucks 4 жыл бұрын
5:45 I love the breaking of the fourth wall. Please do more of this, its super funny
@swerven3453
@swerven3453 4 жыл бұрын
Imma show this video to my buddy that got cheated on deployment cuz that’s what good buddies do
@pmf2994
@pmf2994 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo! Academy Award caliber film and performances. I can’t stop laughing.
@MzQTMcHotness
@MzQTMcHotness 4 жыл бұрын
Uh...nominate us!!! We’ll just go out there and win!!!
@pmf2994
@pmf2994 4 жыл бұрын
@@MzQTMcHotness It would be funny if you won and a MP presented the Oscars to all of you; then takes you into custody for being AWOL!
@Error-di8qw
@Error-di8qw 3 жыл бұрын
Jody Boy will never die 😂
@jonathancasteel6243
@jonathancasteel6243 4 жыл бұрын
I love the videos. I know it probably takes a lot of work to make them happen. It would be hard to keep your composure the whole seen.
@jessiewyatt526
@jessiewyatt526 9 ай бұрын
The only 17 years in the military I was known as Sgt Jody 😂😂😂😂
@killeanmcchesney5138
@killeanmcchesney5138 2 жыл бұрын
We’ll talk “LATER!” Lmfao dude
@noot6230
@noot6230 4 жыл бұрын
Oh lovely, the thing I’m terrified of 😂 my girl promises me she won’t cheat and I’d like to believe her but it’s still gonna be in the back of my head while in basic. It’s funny till it happens to you I’d imagine
@azerty97212
@azerty97212 4 жыл бұрын
You gonna stay together ? Risky shit man
@OmegaLegacy972
@OmegaLegacy972 4 жыл бұрын
Jodie alert ,Jodie alert! 🚨
@samneverleft10
@samneverleft10 4 жыл бұрын
Had an old master sergeant tell me once, "If you want a long marriage in the military, always call an hour before you come home from the field." Fucking Jody
@commandosolo_193
@commandosolo_193 4 жыл бұрын
lol, I got your six... welcome back troop
@Justin-ym5ce
@Justin-ym5ce 4 жыл бұрын
Sad how much this really happens
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