English is a deeply acquisitive language! It is the kind of language which chases other languages down dark alleys, hits them over the head, and goes through their pockets looking for good words it can "borrow".
@hithere_19674 жыл бұрын
Ismo is an absolutely One-derful comedian!
@adelmuheljic43822 жыл бұрын
I think so 2
@persimonsen8792 Жыл бұрын
Wun of the best
@daitos1955 Жыл бұрын
And why not "cumedian"...ahh English.
@ferdiwesso64383 жыл бұрын
Currently my favourite comedian!Sharp and very clever...
@Greghouse5 жыл бұрын
Merriam-Webster feat. Ismo - oh wow, didn't see that coming but I love it!
@intercitty5 жыл бұрын
I cant picture a better sponsor for this wun. Excellent collaboration
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
I feel like after finding the video like - Well, of course Ismo, who else? :) Not that I did anticipate this.
@TheSanien2 жыл бұрын
Netflix should absolutely give him a special so we can see all his jokes and hopefully some new wuns too😅
@anaabendroth34605 жыл бұрын
If Ismo's career as a comedian ever fails (not likely), he'd be a great English teacher!
@Originalacousticmusic2 жыл бұрын
This man will be a legendary comic one day !
@pauldowner15 жыл бұрын
Just discovered Ismo.. Pure joy of a comedian who doesn't talk about Brexit/trump/politics...
@r3leasethekraken4 жыл бұрын
But he's American...💁🏻♂️
@ruma96874 жыл бұрын
@@r3leasethekraken who's american? Ismo at least is finnish, or was it a joke that I missed?
@sausagefinger124 жыл бұрын
@@r3leasethekraken NOOOOO IN blody hell, He is FINNISH
@MikkoRantalainen4 жыл бұрын
@@r3leasethekraken Ismo is a Finn that just happens to own a home in the United States. His mother tongue is Finnish.
@pepperkilldevelopment90692 жыл бұрын
@@r3leasethekraken what’s your point ….?
@Jabawongky885 жыл бұрын
Ive been using merriam webster for...6 years, now i will use it for ever
@trainsonplanes7095 жыл бұрын
Pun is my favourite too :) This was fun! Different, but fun! Glad to see new videos
@arphykenery9219 Жыл бұрын
We need more like this!
@PockASqueeno5 жыл бұрын
Ismo is a onederful comedian.
@akirasdad5 жыл бұрын
I love it!!!! putting fun in words! Ismo is the best.
@typhoonfpv2 жыл бұрын
😂 they stole the W from number 1 & put it in number 2, just to confuse everybody 😂😂
@briantreadwell22062 жыл бұрын
He takes the simple, and makes it hilarious . . . Dave Allen was a master at that
@snehalquest5 жыл бұрын
You nailed it perfectly. :)
@J_Lag4 жыл бұрын
I'm bilingual and growing up I thought like him about the English language lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's notices all the irregularities.
@Nakkiteline Жыл бұрын
all finns thinks this way about english 'cos we pronounce all the letters in a word and the word just like it's written so english pronounciation is very weird :D
@iandawson3171 Жыл бұрын
Hu's. Hope that's easier for yu.
@mikanyyssis5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!! Ismo ”the genius” Leikola
@stefanjr12505 жыл бұрын
Each one better than the last, MOAR ISMO
@VagabondTE5 жыл бұрын
LOL, I love it. Hopefully if this gets an audience they'll bring back Ask the Editor.
@MikaHalonen19745 жыл бұрын
Obi One Kenobi
@Tapio864 жыл бұрын
0 B 1 🧍O 🐝
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
Married to Barbieobi?
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
Ompi on ken ompi
@fabioaconi5 жыл бұрын
This is great!!! please do more! I teach ESL and this is lots of fun
@AAJ014 жыл бұрын
"who came up with this" hahaha
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
This one won.
@sarcasm-835 жыл бұрын
The other one won two
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
@@sarcasm-83 Two true
@MikaHalonen19745 жыл бұрын
Eye won this thing is four sure. I one this hole thing bye saying I'm the wiener. Because Ismo knows moore (Roger) than u think.
@kervasti5 жыл бұрын
Uh please dont break me.
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
@@kervasti Aye woan't brake yoo.
@dahutful5 жыл бұрын
Ismo I have been laffing with your comedy all day. Thank you!
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
Laughing - there's a silent u. And the gh said like ff, or one(?) f - uh, mm.
@ataraxigrace8222 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo 😂
@txmacartist5 жыл бұрын
He just cracks me up.
@mnbdysl3 жыл бұрын
Genius move by Merriam-Webster to recruit this guy.
@BatTaz195 жыл бұрын
Tank ewe Ismo for learning mee to talk proper like wot youse does. Everee day I am getting higher in my languages.
@tylsimys674 жыл бұрын
Yup. Can't escape the fact that Finnish - possibly along with some African - accent is the most UNPLEASANT TO THE EAR in the world. And believe me I wish it wasn't.
@Bluetaill2 жыл бұрын
What a one-derful skit!
@MrT1o9P9i25 жыл бұрын
He's brilliant
@baggieboo79445 жыл бұрын
Two just stole one's w. That all
@PaleGhost695 жыл бұрын
This joke had the potential to be top comment. Disappointing it's so far down.
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
Or if they were first said closer to how they are written - like German and Swedish do, for example - so then the one stole the two's w :)
@MikaHalonen19745 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo In finland it's easy to say every word starting with.... let's say letter K. "Katso, Kutsuin Kissan Katsomaan Kettua". It means "Look, I invited a cat to look the fox". Interesting, Isn't it?
@MikaHalonen19745 жыл бұрын
vaikkakin varmasti osaat suomeakin :D
@vainovahanieni53405 жыл бұрын
That's a poerful image
@drfix20204 жыл бұрын
Ismo is hilarious & so true! Also why is there as S in Island? The list goes on & on! The PH's, GH's, X. etc. The list goes on!.......
@Corca4 жыл бұрын
Indeed. And the word "island" gets even more funky when mixed with country "Iceland". Now why the heck Iceland is not written as Island as it sure would be a perfect fit for it when spoken (if all letters are counted/visible). Greetings from the northern oddball country Finland where we speak exactly how we write ^^
@keithhanley77964 жыл бұрын
W - a weapon of math destruction. (Sorry. I'll show myself out now.)
@maxim92805 жыл бұрын
It actually is a funny observaion that the letter "W" appears where it shouldn't and is missing when it would be expected already in such simple English words.
@fellow7091 Жыл бұрын
In English headquarter (London, New York) they have to consider seriously what Ismo just said. English is way too complicated language and we need a reformation for simplifying it now. Maybe Ismo is the activist the whole non-american world has long time waited for. 🐎The revolution is needed firstly erasing all the silent letters form english. This is just the beginning! 🤠
@j-a.s4 жыл бұрын
A genuine genius!!
@andreaashburn764 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 😂 this is fantastic! I love all of your comedy involving the English language 😂😂😂 when I was a child growing up I struggled because it’s all so confusing. I always wondered why the word “OF” wasn’t spelled “UV” 😂 Hilarious 🤣
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
Even ov, or ove would be better than the f ending - the off could settle for 'of' :) But, English is a language that mostly shows its history. But the history of (w)one would be interesting, where the w sound came, maybe some effect of the French un, une of old. Scandinavia has en, ein, eins ('ines, ince').
@MikkoRantalainen4 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo It seems that the pronounciation has been "wun" since around 14th century but the spelling has not *yet* been fixed: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/one#Etymology
@UltraCasualPenguin2 жыл бұрын
You onedered
@aliciab61935 жыл бұрын
I watch these videos and wonder how I ever learned all this stuff when I was 6 years old...
@satanihelvetet4 жыл бұрын
You mean oneder!?
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
Children don't question, they just take it how it is, like sponges. But they do squirm in the spelling tests, which English needs.
@MikkoRantalainen4 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo Exactly. As a Finn, even children around 8 years old literally LOL when they're told that even adults cannot spell properly in the USA. Here in Finland, the only hard cases are some words such as "sydämessä" (meaning "in your heart") which is often pronounced so that it could also be spelled "sydämmessä" because it's easier to pronounce that way.
@HistoryPhilologistDude Жыл бұрын
@ismo ISMO for president!
@viljamtheninja5 жыл бұрын
I urge anyone who finds stuff like this amusing to check out the poem The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité. To give you an idea, this is how it begins: Dearest creature in creation Study English pronunciation I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse I will keep you, Suzy, busy Make your head with heat grow dizzy Tear in eye, your dress will tear So shall I! Oh hear my prayer Just compare heart, beard, and heard Dies and diet, lord and word Sword and sward retain and Britain (Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
@dunruden97204 жыл бұрын
After teaching in an Asian country for ten years, I have often thought how lucky I am to have been born into and brought up with English as my first language. I always felt for the poor students who were trying to learn it.
@oysteinsoreide4323 Жыл бұрын
There are some things that is easier to learn as a non native speaker. As a native, then you always learn to speak a word before you learn to spell it. If you always learn both at the same time, then you have a stronger association with the pronunciation and the spelling. So native English speakers will have different problems than foreigners when it comes to spelling.
@fellow7091 Жыл бұрын
@@oysteinsoreide4323 how does "pronunciation" differ from "spelling" I supposed them to be same thing..🤔
@vierdo Жыл бұрын
@@fellow7091 Spelling and talking languages is 2 different things. What you write is not how you pronouce it.. SIMPLE as . DELICIOUS. If you never knew the pronounciation of it and just read it, you prolly pronounce it DEL IKI US
@Ed-ts4bj2 жыл бұрын
I’ve missed the comedy of Gallagher, but Ismo is great!
@Brokefootchuck5 жыл бұрын
Why do we have"w" if we don't use them. 1:06. This dude is a cunning linguist.
@sapu135 жыл бұрын
It comes to him quite naturally. In Finnish language every word is said as it is written. Literally. Just the way he found out "Wun" and "To"
@TheWolvesCurse5 жыл бұрын
cunning linguist... i see what you did there. i hate pones though.
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
That linguist joke I heard in the 90's - and English isn't even my mother tongue. Oneder how old that joke really is. But sex, if fun, YEAH. Now, what were we talkng about? ...
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
I don't know how much I can take w, even that one u is sometimes more than I can handle.
@MikaHalonen19745 жыл бұрын
He's the best. I love his jokes and brains. ... mmm.. I'm not zombie. Just love.. his... brains.
@Aurinkohirvi4 жыл бұрын
That's how people actually type in online games. I'm always lost what they actually say. I do it only accidentally, sometimes I notice I accidentally wrote how it it sounds to me. Which is different from correct spelling.
@peaceforever87552 жыл бұрын
Dis iz greit. Ai layk it a lot. Letz all vrite properly.
@jakholly24 жыл бұрын
I literally was slapping my leg with how hard I was laughing
@andreasfahlen49364 жыл бұрын
Just realized that if the ”w” in two was pronounced it would sound like swedish two (två)
@Traderjoe2 жыл бұрын
Won One was a racehorse. Won Two was one too. Won One won one race, and Won Two won one too!
@palatina66262 жыл бұрын
Won for was a racehorse tu. But never won one.
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
In these one and two there are two w's, but in different use: - one is said, the other Written, in the speech hidden.
@wprns124 жыл бұрын
the title, literally a shoutout to me
@zulkiflijamil40333 жыл бұрын
This joke is simply onederful!!!
@alberteinsteinthejew2 жыл бұрын
You’re perfect to be an English teacher
@GregoryTheGr8ster5 жыл бұрын
With regard to "oneder", you ought to see the Tom Hanks movie "That Thing You Do".
@MrSpeed-lt8gr3 жыл бұрын
The Oh-need-erz 🤣😂
@Marcocarronda3 жыл бұрын
The "W" in the word"Two" it's silent, in the word "One",it" .... Invisible ....
@hugostiglitz69144 жыл бұрын
He could have carried on with three and four!😁
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
Three is as should be in English - but four is one more headache for the forehead. And don't mix any flour there, that flower won't smell good.
@DanPavelDoghi5 жыл бұрын
lovely!
@arooseafrigha5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and too cute :D
@MikaHalonen19745 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Two cute.
@xpqr123454 жыл бұрын
Question: Why was the 6 nervous? Answer: Because 7 8 9!
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
And then 7 8 1 2!
@FinBoyXD4 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo It should be 7 8 5 2. 6 is scared because the numbers he's next to are either being eaten or are themselves eating other numbers. I would be nervous too.
@JoshSpiegler4 жыл бұрын
Ismo needs to be a guest on Sesame Street
@usmcgrunt37542 жыл бұрын
Ismo is THE shit! Just onederful! Maybe he can explain why our nose runs … but our feet smell !! I guarantee you he is the only human with the answer (or “anser”?!? … what’s the W doing there?).
@jeffrey88854 жыл бұрын
Why is the Building called building when it is already built?
@richieoftampa9945 жыл бұрын
ISMO stole my job.
@krishanu-d1k2 жыл бұрын
Onederful 😂😂
@yaroslavmiroshnikov5 жыл бұрын
Oh, so you would be suprised by russian version of number 1. It's - odin [o:din] "один - rus. ver." "robber - Are you alone? some russian - Yep, I'm absolutely odin (wha-ha-ha-ha, welcome to Valhalla, piece of a saatana!) robber - Perkele!"
@RaffeRider5 жыл бұрын
But the O is A in pronounce, so it should be "Adin"
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
Not [o:din], but [a'din]. And that's not all - there can be odna, odno and was there a plural for it too? Plus the declention: each of them have 6 forms (or partly 5, in some cases).
@maxim92805 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo plural is "odni". (like ones).
@ruma96875 жыл бұрын
@@maxim9280 as our yksi (one) and plural yhdet (ones) But that is more about grammar, tons of ways the word is used, depending on the sentence
@milademjayyy2 жыл бұрын
*dude you do the same jokes every time in every gig!*
@McQueenRLZ5 жыл бұрын
7000 views by finnish people. This has been advertised so much here.
@MikaHalonen19745 жыл бұрын
Thank God!
@bassoonlim86285 жыл бұрын
You are definitely wun comedian I onet to watch
@jthepickle73 жыл бұрын
"Myth" - first usage 1850 quintessence - 'fifth element'
@XaeeD4 жыл бұрын
That's because the numbers are from the Dutch language. English absorbed a lot of Dutch words in the past. one = een two = twee You don't pronounce "een" with a w in Dutch, which is why it lacks a "w" in the written form in English. You do, however, pronounce the "w" in "twee", and English still retains the letter, even though it's no longer pronounced. Not sure why the "ee" sound is changed in English. It's been replaced by other vowels. It's not pronounced as "deep", but more like "ae" as in "day". nee = no zee = sea It becomes rather inconsistent. Yankee = Jan Kees (two names, abbreviated forms of Johannes and Cornelius) day = dag So here, the "j" in Dutch becomes "y" in English, while in the case of "day", the "g" becomes a "y" as well. But then ga = go groei = grow groet = greet groen = green grijs = grey koud = cold (compare to the German kalt) woud = woods straat = street dood = dead melk = milk school = school pen = pen shit = shit Honestly, if you're fluent in English, learning Dutch shouldn't be that difficult. There's a huge overlap, especially in old/simple language. De jonge bakker bakt brood in de oude oven= The young baker bakes bread in the old oven It's almost the same language, same syntax, just different pronunciation. Even "bakes" used to be "baketh", right? So you see the connection. Dutch is probably the closest foreign language to English, although English also took a lot from the French language, so English really is a mixture of Germanic and Latin.
@alexandermckay85942 жыл бұрын
If you think Dutch is close, try Frielander. It's English until it's not. Very, very weird and confusing!
@Kintabl2 жыл бұрын
English still uses words that are written in the way they were pronounced a long time ago. They never updated the new spelling which would better reflect the current pronunciation of the words. I don't understand English people, they had experts on so many fields but no one give a shit about grammar.
@pepperkilldevelopment90692 жыл бұрын
That’s not true at all , Dutch , English , danish , Norwegian and Swedish languages they all developed from old German . So yes many words have the same roots . So no English didn’t”absorb” Dutch words , they both developed from an ancient language
@RadicalCaveman2 жыл бұрын
@@Kintabl Spelling ain't grammar!
@RadicalCaveman2 жыл бұрын
@@pepperkilldevelopment9069 You're mostly right -- the languages you name all came from Common Germanic (not German). But English DID absorb quite a few Dutch words, but "one" and "two" are not among them. Those words come straight from Anglo-Saxon. "One" used to be rhyme with "cone" and the "w" in "two" was pronounced.
@strumdynasty30502 жыл бұрын
Eye one two sea mower!
@fikshun13264 жыл бұрын
Looool ONETED... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@gulzhantursalieva25523 жыл бұрын
That's what i think everyday 🤭
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
Number One and Number Two were walking at the docks, returning to their ship. Number one had two buns in his pockets, the large ones. He gave one bun to Number Two, and Number One kept the other one. But then he found another one, and yet another one too! So Number one got another one, and he gave two to Number Two too. So Number Two won too!
@ralphkjb3 жыл бұрын
“I wonder whatever happened to The Oneders.”
@Gavriel-og6jv4 жыл бұрын
I oneT to say Ismo is gr8.
@danielaldridge5951 Жыл бұрын
Word Smatter!
@DOUGLAS55ish5 жыл бұрын
English is the only language I speak but even as a child , it didn't make sense to me as I learned it.
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
It has the most complicated spelling in the world. That's why you have spelling contests for the school kids
@aidball88453 жыл бұрын
Onesie lol
@ImranMt.2 жыл бұрын
You could be from any one of the Schengen Treaty countries…or, not. Courtly jests a thoughtly conversation. Another pint for my merry comrades, on me. Argh! Spit…toon. Plink! That’s the stuff between my cheek and gums, indeed. And, thx! for wearing the shirt. Do they come in more colours than white? No bother. No. Don’t do bother. Am on eBay & Amazon before Etsy as we spake, now talk! Why, what do we ever mean? Please accept my slander as compliment, alround. A good show. Definitely!
@mongoosevsgt5 жыл бұрын
who took the w!
@georgecorea7314 Жыл бұрын
He should do an English course for people. Will be a great way to learn proficiency
@theaussieninja81765 жыл бұрын
112112 1112112 one one was a race horse two one was one two one one won one race two one won one two this is why I love words
@sarcasm-835 жыл бұрын
1 1 was a race horse 2 1 was 1 2. 1 1 1 1 race 2 1 1 1 2. Y D'd I re-wry Tit lie ktat? B cows I 1 Ted 2 O N I'M Board.
@MikaHalonen19745 жыл бұрын
Thats not gonna help me when I call help :D
@rowynnecrowley16895 жыл бұрын
Now can we talk about 11 and 12? There's some weird shit happening there. And not just in English, either.
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
Maybe the ancient ones counted the palms too, to get the dozen full? Btw. in Finnish, Ismo's language and mine, 11 & 12 are formed as if 'oneteen' & 'twoteen' (lit. oneofsecond, twoofsecond ... nineofsecond).
@MikkoRantalainen4 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo Actually, in Finnish, the 11 and 12 are being formed as if they were "one of second [deci]", "two of second [deci]". Historically 42 used to be pronounced logically as "2 of 5th [deci]" but nowadays is pronounced logically as "four of tens, two". In Finnish, 42 is written as "neljäkymmentäkaksi". And yes, Finnish does have pretty long words sometimes. The older style in Finnish is similar to calling years 1900-1999 as "20th century".
@hencytjoe5 жыл бұрын
Why is it like this? It's because English is three languages disguised as just one.
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
Norman French + Anglo-Saxon - and what's the third?
@SAIMRIAZ4 жыл бұрын
It rhymes with another very famous Urdu word LUN. Try searching the meaning of it. You're gonna love it. 😈😈
@csabaszucs16884 жыл бұрын
However, the first number should be 0 (zero), the second number should be 1 (one), the third 2 (two) and so on ... :)
@martinjoyful20003 жыл бұрын
Adorable Nordic Girls. Just like a Goddess :) My only plan this summer is to fall in love in Northern Europe.
@CRyan71 Жыл бұрын
Is this Sesame Street 🤣
@notwithouttext Жыл бұрын
one is pronounced own in alONE and atONE and ONly
@regaltoilet72474 жыл бұрын
What's the definition of objectivity?
@envermuhtarevic27785 жыл бұрын
ISMOOOOO, if you say double you so suppose to see UU NOT W?
@timomastosalo5 жыл бұрын
Yes, uu is double you, but w is double you too - in KZbin or elsewhere, of course.
@elderscrollsswimmer48335 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo Though, as you know, in Finnish w is more of a vv than uu; it doesn't really differ from single v either so we have almost dumped it. W just gets to hang out if it's in a name, in an old or pretending-to-be-old text or it's simply not Finnish. Then again, we let Å hang out too, and that one has never been part of Finnish language.
@viljamtheninja5 жыл бұрын
@@elderscrollsswimmer4833 A note on W; in Swedish we call it "dubbel v" or "double v" so here it functions I suppose as vv. Although it's pretty much never used in modern language aside from (usually foreign) names such as William. It was often used in older Swedish, though, but usually in places that are now just replaced with v. Weirdly enough it didn't actually have an official place in our alphabet until 2006 I think it was.
@ruma96875 жыл бұрын
@@viljamtheninja huh, live and learn. As a finn I have always just presumed it would be used in swedish quite often. And yes, I suck at swedish, jag talar inte svenska.... and even that was propably a failed attempt :)
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
@@viljamtheninja He meant the same dounle v, just shortened it to vv, based on the uu. But i's not doubled as a sound, used pretty much just as in Swedish.
@caravb59064 жыл бұрын
Welsh name Iwan which said as uwon lol
@10nov80 Жыл бұрын
the first number is in fact zero!
@Latexi_LMX5 жыл бұрын
Also.. W is morelike double V, not a U. Double U, would be like UU, not W. So double V? But brits stll drive a wrong side of the road and measure them with stones and grains of seed, so who are we to question? We euros? Greetings from Europe! Well Brits are soon leaving Europe, maybe they will sail to USA who knows? You still use fahrenheit and pounds and inches. Perfect match!
@nyyminuolivaara4 жыл бұрын
It kind of doesn't have the letter " O " either...? " One " is not pronounced " oh-nee" or " Oh-n-i ". It's WAN. Hmmm... 🤔😀
@timomastosalo4 жыл бұрын
It's not like wan in English - remember how the English a behaves, wacky as it may sound, but yeah, there was this other option. Just it's more like the verb form won from win is how the number should also be spelled. Google translate gives them the same pronunciation advice.
@hrbekdesign3 жыл бұрын
And what about the word BUSINESS
@MrMedmechanic2 жыл бұрын
Never knew W was so icked
@andraslibal3 жыл бұрын
Wait. Finnish people use their fingers to count like the Americans or did Ismo learn how to count on fingers in the American way? Why not use the thumb if it is there?