Something's Burning S2 E13: Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite Get Me To Go Vegan For 45 Minutes

[@Alex-jq5ft]

I love Pete so much. Most of his jokes got talked over and he totally doesn't seem to care, then that gentle conversation with Bert was so.. real and kind.

[@Leviajohnson]

It’s about goddamn time. Pete is one of my all time favorites and I’ve always wondered how he and Bert would get along. Keep it crispy.

[@nexxtpens]

Another one

[@vinnieb977]

i've been waiting for this crossover for YEARS!

[@HelloImTuneli]

@@vinnieb977 Bert doing You Made It Weird is a great episode, so if you like their combination you should check it out! Them making up lyrics to pop songs is the funniest thing

[@hurleyp6]

I'd recommend their podcasts together. Super funny and flow/gel really well

[@SuperBrentendo89]

It makes me happy/excited when I see him being included by other comedians in things haha

[@Mikephx528]

My favorite show by far. Get so happy when I see it pop up! Get DANNY BROWN on!!!!

[@Spitflies]

Yes!

[@UppingDowners]

I’m sooo down for that but who would be the second guess !?

[@Mikephx528]

@@UppingDowners Ryan Sickler for the second guest!

[@sean78745]

Petes videos from his "failed" talk show on TBS have gone so viral they literally have over 100s of millions of views. Just brilliance! Especially badman!

[@AgendaInMind]

Petes veganism explains why he's shaped like a woman.

[@simmonslucas]

He didn't fail, they failed him. His show was so great

[@MrZomBie775]

​@@simmonslucas True, that show was so ahead of it's time. Pete should revive it and make it a KZbin sketch show and it would do amazing.

[@johlwallace8294]

Who?

[@Donovan00]

And Ex-man😂😂

[@Kyonikov]

“Wife or Dog” is a fantastic game to play with old friends, give as little info as possible 😂 almost halfway through, giggling the whole time so far! Thanks Bert and crew!

[@marikaharrison341]

I really enjoyed this one! The three of you played off of each other delightfully. I walked away from the screen so I could only hear the ending. The three way belly bump was the best even with just audio!!! Thank you for making these!

[@Illmatic973]

Jonathan is the king of impressions. His Vince Vaughn is out of control.

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

Will Sasso has entered the chat

[@flukeskywokker]

So glad I know about this 45 hours in advance, now I can plan my Friday around this youtube video!

[@MYkeyS]

holy shitt....Jonathan's Vince Vaughn impersonation was too spot on...

[@Junk_and_disorderly]

Bert I’m going to love you forever and watch you forever don’t burn yourself out. I’ll always be here watching when you post anything along with millions of others. Take it easy and enjoy the small things. Cheers to you uncle Bert 🎉

[@renesanchez3072]

Pete and Bert riffing with Johnathan supplying impressions. An hour of comedy gold.

[@invaderjimm8422]

Pete always brings such a strange (but always positive) energy to everything. He really picked the perfect name for his own podcast. Great Ep boys, keep it burnin baby!

[@leehegehege]

Bert is a great human. Nice to see you are taking care of your health💞🌱Looks like you guys are having a good time cooking together!💞🌱Bless you

[@cb2x3]

Getting an ad for the machine movie was so cool while watching this

[@randallwyant7238]

I've watched Jonathan on Adam Ray's podcast like 3 or 4 times, like crying laughing everytime. I can't believe I just realized he was the kitchen help from 2 broke girls. I have heard him talk about it before and it didn't register I guess. Love him, he's fucking hilarious. Great episode 👏

[@freebird6591]

Ah damn thats where I've seen him.

[@daverothchild1]

I knew this ep would be great with Pete as a guest. Three minutes in and all 3 of them are perfectly hilarious.

[@alexnuehring4121]

From 7:48 to 8:48 is podcast gold.

[@alexnuehring4121]

It's more like 7:48 to 10:25 🤣

[@glenngansert3674]

Pete is so funny while being wise and Bert is like a kid at a his own birthday party crying about the other kids getting party favors

[@user-tc1fw5ms5s]

Loved this! These 3 are great together

[@mikeschneider9462]

"Like David Blane pulling up a fish" current favorite line from this one.

[@raisingradicals5564]

"An aging man briefly considering opening a can of water with a can opener... thats already opened." 😂

[@quentinbrown8866]

Crying... when bert said wait you can put them down? Was gold this episode was amazing

[@chaselepard]

I've been a huge fan of the pete and bert pairing since they sang kesha together in 2013!

[@larrygraham4875]

Didnt catch that one

[@xanderthurteen]

@@larrygraham4875 such a great ep of his pod!!

[@CODBOSZ]

That dad, dog/wife bit is great 😂😂😂

[@john.ellmaker]

Badman still remains the most quoted material between my close friends, even above Anchorman. Just laughing thinking about it. Can’t wait to see Brett in mpls tmrw night!

[@nxcess9046]

Dr. Fishy!! Noooooooo!

[@yew2oob954]

In an order that might surprise you.

[@RevengeAvenger]

When one of my friends take off their glasses, we all freak out like he just disappeared. If we're at a bar... People think we're crazy. We try to show them but we get peppersprayed

[@paigevansice2990]

The only thing better than this episode was the vegan meatloaf. Thanks, dudes! Love you, Pete!!

[@patrickhugheshd]

Love the somethins burnin series!! Need some more episodes

[@Agu85]

Johnathan Kite is hilarious! I love me some 'Oleg'

[@steven_dillon]

Jonathan explained the unlocking I think I can do that impression perfectly... I grew up watching stand up loving to imitate the comedians or do voices like bobby or Elmo or Kermit.... You just mess around while you're bored and you hear it and go omfg I think I can actually do that.... Practice is an understatement

[@emmieschweitzer6550]

Please I am begging you, do this with your dad and daughters. You know, like the escape room. Love from MN!!

[@markg.3171]

I would suggest always starting with the base of French cuissine: maripoix (2:1:1 parts of onion celery and carrot) adding some herbs and poaching it to get the savor and flavor and smell etc

[@hettel_visual]

That was great. Pete is a national treasure.

[@timkinley1779]

National Treasure has absolutely lost it's meaning.

[@hettel_visual]

@@timkinley1779 who cares, it's just an expression that nobody uses anymore, grandpa

[@timkinley1779]

@@hettel_visual So why the over-exaggeration?

[@hettel_visual]

@@timkinley1779 why are you being a language Nazi. Go away

[@timkinley1779]

@@hettel_visual Just so there is no confusion, this is me saying Pete isn't a national treasure and you're an idiot for saying it.

[@LarryLaps42]

This episode is so awesome!! The clash of personalities. So amazing 😂🎉

[@Ceb207]

I think Pete was onto a major issue with recent comedy. Over saturation is gonna lead to burnout faster of ticket sales VS the comics that tour less heavily, their tickets are in higher demand.

[@soundpilot55]

Picking his nose and ears like a real chef

[@samanthab1923]

And he never bathes.

[@Rhyzlo]

Just blew over how awesome that Vince vaughn impression was

[@CashusBG]

Bert!! you'll never be forgotten. You're here forever 💚

[@Thaddius0]

how long do they bank these? just curious when the LOS episode will release before i forget

[@dannydropshot9588]

I wanna watch the LoS one soooo bad 🤣

[@Lukeynuts123]

It’s funny that for me it went to an ad for 65 right before Jonathan did his Adam driver impression. 😂

[@Josh-ie4hb]

Bert’s excitement about Narhwals being real always shocks me but doesn’t because it is Bert.

[@samanthab1923]

Ugh, why am I not surprised.

[@thebenforever]

That frozen soup metaphor was gold.

[@williamclinton2289]

Love Peters pod, and Jonathan on the about last night podcast with Adam Ray is always funny AF

[@brandonbritton7266]

The Best 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@swiftdog49er51]

Pete is so right,😂😂😂. Do more please!!!!

[@WilliamHawkins-ju5ud]

Everyone in the lofi community they are so kind and they send warm messages

[@Hutchinstein]

Pete is the man! Professor X, Batman, Street Fighter red tape. Pure laughter from my heart

[@Blackwaterjack]

Hell yeah Pete's on

[@jducat8623]

50:18 ish when Bert is trying to close the cabinets... lmao

[@BigGreen343]

great episode!

[@IUP8907]

I hope you're all happy and healthy! I was typing out a comment that wasn't postive and realized that doesn't benefit anyone. Cheers! 🍻

[@TopSeceretinformant]

My wife and I saw your special in FT myers Florida, I can’t wait to see your movie 🍿 THE MACHINE!!! @AMC theaters. I want a bert kreischer popcorn bucket!!

[@TopSeceretinformant]

Amc to the moon!! Shorts r fkd!!

[@armyaj]

Lol there was a part at 43:45 where pete sounds like the nerdy kid with glasses in Big Mouth lmao

[@vitamind2387]

It’s nice to see that Stewart from Big Bang Theory is doing well

[@truebabyben]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@kennethhowell1591]

Pete has the BEST laugh.

[@TopSeceretinformant]

I saw your movie premiere both my wife and I we’re acting like gitty lil school girls omg omg omg, we both thought your acting was on point. You inspire me Bert!

[@gavinrush4995]

@Lamashtu go take your hormone replacement therapy

[@freebird6591]

@lamashtu3449 *aww

[@freebird6591]

@lamashtu3449 *naww

[@leviathannephilim7769]

Let's go baby *LIVE FROM THE 956 RGV SOUTH TX*

[@Walrus286]

Skanks said they recorded their episode like 5 months ago at this point.

[@SupTim1]

Im not watching next anymore b/c I can't leave the video playing. I have to keep touching my phone every 3 minutes to skip ads

[@alexavery3720]

Bert idea: A “something’s burning” pop up tour. 🤔

[@jesseraymiller7381]

Best one so far!!!

[@thejoshthat]

Pete Holmes and Michael Knowles!? This is gonna be good!

[@zg9445]

Jonathan is correct: Ronnie Wood plays guitar with the Rolling Stones. Legend! 🎸 🤘

[@aepage3165]

I don't love potatoes, but why the heck would you sub out potatoes? They are keeping people going!

[@supafun33]

I had flashbacks to Pete's podcast with guest Josh Ruben where they did Jason Bateman and Tony Robbins impressions, and it was one of the funniest things I ever heard. Actually it was two episodes. And they did Jeff Bridges too. Pete is McDonalds! I only know Jonathan from 2 Broke Girls but I have seen his stand-up and he's very funny!

[@davidchapman5139]

Well worth the wait ,, amazing guests

[@MayorMcCheese2000]

soooooo Pete might high key be the best friend Bert could ever ask for... He needs friends like that, he's got too many people trying to use him or not giving a shit that he might be going off the rails at times.

[@karldomogalla2058]

Bert being surprised that narwhals exist? No surprise. Pete not knowing that blew my mind.

[@mattgreer5213]

You know potatoes are Vegan right? You don't need to substitute Cauliflower. Also, use a ricer to make them creamier.

[@garrydobson2626]

The Adams apple theory is on point. Makes me wonder

[@gsxrman599]

42:35 this why you have to start drinking again Pete lol! Made me like the pod instantly

[@zachSS199]

Pete Holmes tellin Bert how it is, Bert doesn’t want to hear it.

[@utlonghorn86]

Shocker

[@KeithFox]

Jonathan Kite looks legit like the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs character.

[@pezzshnitsol]

When looking for inspiration on how to end a Something's Burning look back at what Greg Fitzsimmons did. Forcing yourself to throwup the food that Bert just made is hilarious

[@MrAnd3rson]

First glance I thought that was a Swazi on his hat 😂😂😂

[@JeanBaptisteIrvin]

This was great!

[@StoneyMeyerhoeffer]

3:29 It's Mel Tillis. And Hee Haw was the shit.

[@heavenwithin81]

Pete's hair is glorious.

[@DrBojanglez105]

I have a friend that suffered a brain injury and developed a stutter. When joking around with him, he did a thick NY accent and didn’t stutter.

[@je__.]

good episode 😂😂😂

[@michaeledward2518]

i used to have a narwhale tusk about 5 feet long ...... love from hamilton ontario canada

[@joshuaroach1834]

It is literally Friday night in Clemson South Carolina and I’m drunk!

[@benzoindigo1109]

My last name is also Roach and I’m from Murrells Inlet SC. Big ups homie!

[@motelbobby4104]

Get the beers, Pierce!

[@tripppyy]

After the new trailer I think The Machine is going to do so great the flood gates will open for other comics to do fun passion projects.

[@tsedubgyatso]

One can only hope. I for one would like to see a world war 2 Buddy comedy with Mark Normand Sam Morril Joe List Shane Gillis and they rescue Ari , you can have a sequel in the pacific theater with Santino Chris disteffano and Theo Von as pows with Bobby Lee as a Japanese guard who befriends them

[@clintonleonard5187]

Comedy movies are fucking back, baby! Yes!

[@DannyDeVitois80]

It’s the Utensil ! All hail the Appliance !

[@sappermills]

Drinkin Bros needs more Kite!

[@Datsyzerberg]

I love John kite

[@Bluecrabsandsushi]

incredible Adam Driver. Incredible.

[@DavidLiotta]

Yessss Pete’s the best

[@maxmiller4589]

Blood test for Colon Cancer is a Fit test, it's not super sensitive. Ideally you should have a Colonoscopy or an at home Cologuard test.

[@paddocksproject]

The irony in this episode is Pete trying to convince Bert to relax on one of the only cases in his life where he delays gratification (making money off his touring now).

[@AgendaInMind]

Bert talks about Xanax in every single show, but claims he rarely takes it. Ok.

[@AdamRasmussenAstronaut]

I love Pete so fucking much. That man entertains just sitting there suckin' on a can of water.

[@jjfaircloth4116]

One of the best eps. Pete Holmes has my heart.

[@evansooper8928]

Kite is the man

[@gotmecuz6917]

Is it me or Jonathan kite looks like Phineas Flynn from the side . Google it and let me know 😂

[@charlesraycooley]

I'm only about 5 minutes in I better hear this god damn Tom Hanks impression... the suspense is killing me.

[@bilk1234]

If you’re in my town and I’m off, I’ll be there. This year or 10 from now. Unless you arnt funny 🤷🏻‍♂️. Love you bert

[@DogsCatsSnacks]

Damn...the Adam Driver impression 🙀

[@baschoen23]

Hahahaha I was thinking the exact same thing about the wine in Serbia 🤣 The wine in Serbia stays finely in the spine

[@noalmonds6993]

The guy talking about proper english said, that that and have had. Real proper guy.

[@dccd9451]

I was so stoned I thought it said “Vegas for 45 min “and realized at 57:50 it was vegan … just kept saying when are they going to Vegas !!