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[@bcsenterprises9137]

He should breathe into a paper bag, he’s hyper-hyphenating!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@kellydione29]

And that robe! Is he on a break from his window licking job?

[@crib4046]

LMAO!!

[@kristyandcowreact]

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 This comment deserves WAY more likes! 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@calvinlee1663]

It’s encouraging as a first year law student to see that there are people even less knowledgeable than me about the law

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂 keep going!

[@rcheetahcheeta27]

To praphrase the great Ronald Reagan, it is not they know so little, but they know so much that is wrong.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Yes 🙌

[@investigator77]

Way to go @Calvin Lee! You're living my dream!!

[@LadyGrissom]

Totally. Any time I had the impostor feeling I looked into "I'm not a lawyer but" facebook group with awesome stupidity collected on the internet in our country and it really helps :D

[@robertmarks2379]

Cop: yes I issued the ticket Judge: and did he say anything Cop: he said you shall not pass!!!!!!..... hyphen

[@OkayImLisa]

😁😆👏 THANK YOU ☺️

[@tomshepherd4901]

While the defendant was making his crazy hyphen magical hyphen grammar hyphen syntax hyphen spell, I wish the judge had waved his gavel and said "Expelliarmus!"

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@isaned]

Or better yet "Contemptus of Courtus for 30th dayus!"

[@jimgregory6185]

Lol!!! Good one!!

[@Justaskme781]

🤣

[@dharmagirl5889]

😂😂😂😂

[@matthewsneed5752]

Mr Dennis’s legal strategy: say “hyphen” a lot.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂 ok that got me

[@patrick4662]

And what a strategy it was

[@colinmaharaj]

Hyphen is short for high on fentanyl

[@wickedmuffin76]

He had an amazing defense, it just got lost in the sea of hyphens 🤣

[@juju4842]

I think-hyphen-his robe-hyphen-is hilarious-exclamation point!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@lindacreech7108]

Fuuuuny!!!

[@joshuaverkerk4532]

God, I could not be a judge, because I would throw a stapler, or hole punch or anything with some heft that was near to hand, at him when he was reading the punctuation out loud.

[@MajinKazuu]

Excellent use of mathematical pronoun adverb facts!

[@tomhaskett5161]

"Officer, can you identify the man in this court?" "He's the one dressed as Mother Theresa".

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@sweetdeath1971]

I feel sorry for the person transcribing this case. Had to write out period and then put one behind that. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Yes that is a rough assignment.

[@bettyheerema3028]

That would be exasperating! I'd wanna plead with him to plead the 5th.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@robertmarks2379]

LMAO never thought about the Transcriptor lol poor person

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Yes 🤦‍♂️😂

[@natalielawyerchick]

Mike, I know this is old. But my husband and I have been binge watching all your videos and we are CRACKING UP at this one. Spot on commentary and you picked the best parts. 😆

[@CA-sy1iw]

Ahh, the use of the “I’m out of my freaking mind!” argument done via performance art.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@dx1450]

You mean "I'm hyphen out of hyphen my hyphen freaking hyphen mind exclamation mark."

[@JeffreyAu1]

I thought the guy who headed up the Hale Bopp comet cult killed himself with the rest of his cult in the 90's. Turns out he rode that comet to Hawaii, became a SOVCIT and formed a new cult. I learn something new all the time.

[@73mail]

That robe is really making his arguments 'Pop' !

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂😂

[@cgaskill13]

It is a nice blue.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@SuperMutant2099]

Defendant looks like he still trying to relive his days at hogwarts.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@raymondcaylor6292]

He must have failed to graduate from Heavens Gate academy and miss the Hale-Boop ship. But maybe Ti's crew will return if this one graduates.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@michaelwest2141]

Wow! Good throwback references! Well-played, sir.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@macsiah]

He showed up late to their last big shindig because of a missing hyphen in the invitation and he has never forgotten

[@bobsteinkraus367]

I suspect a certain amount of Maui hyphen Wowie to be involved.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤔yes I suspect you might be right about that

[@Zoso-lz8ov]

Lmao !

[@nikitaelizarov7444]

In the older days, when the court records were made by a stenographer, all the hyphens would be spelled out in words. That would've been a hilarious record.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@kapwns]

his parents always said he was punctual

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@capt.graybeard]

I like this guy, he wants to claim Hawaiian citizenship claims he's some kind of Hawaiian Prince or king or whatever and he's talking with a Boston Massachusetts accent how the hell does that work?

[@LawTalkWithMike]

It works about as well as his legal arguments.🤣

[@richardvinsen2385]

I think he’s from Brooklyn hyphen New York. Period.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@michaelwest2141]

But he makes a wicked ahhgument.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@ludditeneaderthal]

He's trying the "quantum grammar" strategy (which NEVER works, btw). The same guy showed up with a stick festooned with feathers and tried the "Hawaiian national" strategy at another hearing. Hes not a nut (kinda), just a perpetual scofflaw tossing anything he can at the wall as a "dodge/loophole" in hopes something might stick. He's also a never empty cornucopia of nonsensical entertainment, lol

[@LawTalkWithMike]

agreed

[@b1naryt001z]

I've been watching this channel for awhile, (hyphen) first time commenting. (period) It always amazes me that most judges let these people make a mockery of their courtrooms instead of shutting them down from the get go with contempt of court. (period) Subbed. (period)

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Agreed and thank you 😂

[@Docsjeff]

Judges have gotten way too soft! Wasting tax-payer money while placating these IDIOTS! Make an EXAMPLE out of them. It will effect the next MORON!

[@piva1358]

DITTO! (exclamtion point)

[@christopherbrochu7492]

I suspect they allow these people to go on for the same reason people watch Jerry Springer - we're not allowed to watch people die in the arena anymore.

[@b1naryt001z]

@@christopherbrochu7492 - LoL! I also do realize that some judges just them ramble on to bury themselves.

[@cheriann]

This guy needs to bring an interpreter with him. I literally got a headache trying to understand what he was saying and the few times I made it our it was "jibberish"

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Don’t worry he wasn’t saying anything 😂

[@hireahitCA]

Well, he was saying words. Many of those are real words. The problem is the particular order in which they have been arranged, and I use the word arranged very loosely.

[@adamcarver5736]

I actually transcribed some of it to see if any of it made any sense and it’s absolute word salad. This dude has a major mental illness.

[@alexcue6509]

And I agree with your assessment of his fitness to stand trial. He doesn’t appear to have an actual break with reality. He seems to understand fully what the world around him is doing, he just thinks that it shouldn’t be that way. As a side note, his claims of “special knowledge” is usually the same foundation that is used by cults.

[@ravinhud4979]

The court reporter is prolly like, oh brother, when she sees this guy.

[@DRZ23501ST]

as soon as he said bringing of the light lol I knew he Bamboozled himself

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@gadeosmad4182]

Court Reporter: *Actually manages to get that entire "question" down accurately* Judge: "Strike that last question." Court Reporter: 👁️👄👁️

[@Rammstein0963.]

Leading to... Judge: Any further questions? Prosecutor: Just one your honor. Judge: Yes? Prosecutor: Why is the court stenographer curled up in a ball in the corner and sobbing?

[@gregorypdearth]

One of the more bizarre sov beliefs is that there is some magical automatic validity to parsing English with this syntax when making statements. Conversely, they think anything written or spoken without that syntax is automatically invalid. It's actually quite intricate and involves some complex (if arbitrary) structure based on mathematical algorithms. I've read up on it and it is really strange... even by their standards.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Yup 😂

[@alannahayter8491]

Lmao I love this one! There is another video with this guy where he's wearing this robe, has a staff and I think even a headdress if I recall correctly! 🤪🤣

[@milasmommy5022]

Hey!!! I have a robe just like that! 😄😄😄😄 Good morning Mike hope you and your fur babies are doing well 😁 🐕🐕❤❤.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂 We are all good thanks👍

[@Shawn-fu4cf]

Best of your videos that I've seen so far. I may have nightmares for the next week about blue clad alien lunatics speaking only in hyphens, but I couldn't stop laughing. When he said " in my world, in my system..." that more or less cemented it for me.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Thank You 😂😂😂

[@itsrighthere1370]

He is using syntax grammar pioneered by David Wynn Miller.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Oh boy 🤦‍♂️

[@JoseGonzalez-nu2tp]

So this is what happened to Beavis when Butt-Head moved out!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@davidpayton8336]

Kids, this is the consequence for smoking pot for 40 years.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Sure is🤣

[@wendywarrior2264]

I think it’s something stronger than pot!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Might be😂😂

[@jamesrhodes7115]

I'm often amazed at how many SovCits you can find in Hawaii. Given the population, I think the percentage of Sovs is unusually high. I'm guessing most Sovs have to just be quietly furious that everything they believe is roundly ignored ALL OF THE TIME. I have yet to find an instance where a Sov won their argument in court, won a lawsuit or managed to have an officer or government official fired.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

👍

[@PorkPieNews]

I already have a splitting hyphen headache!! 😂😂😂😂

[@NathanielHarari]

I remember this one. Somebody on the original video made a comment about how he expected the defendant to try to cast a magic missile at one point, which had me laughing so hard. 🤣️

[@RobRoss]

Holy Cult leader, Batman. This guy looks like the head guy from the Heaven’s Gate death cult. 😳

[@robjohnson1138]

Defendant: gibberish hyphen gibberish hyphen gibberish etc etc for next 3 minutes Judge: court reporter, will you read back that last statement? Court reporter: blinks

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@DaleDix]

Easy cause for dismissal there, judge and prosecutor both left handed. Confirmed conflict of interest

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂

[@juliemorales4533]

😂😂😂

[@rcheetahcheeta27]

You are right that issue was left out.

[@farfoe5106]

As a lefty, I can confirm that, yes, we're all in this together...

[@LawTalkWithMike]

👍

[@crosisofborg5524]

That poor officer. She’s only been on 2 years. She’s got a looooong way to go. After 25 years I was so happy to retire. A quarter of a century of dealing with morons was more than enough.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

👍

[@dx1450]

I dealt with morons for 15 years as a dispatcher. I'm so glad I don't do that any more.

[@boomasterson8789]

New drinking game. Every time he says hyphen. Good luck being upright by the end.

[@Sweetserendipity1]

He brings the gibberish to whole new level. Tildes ~ even. 😂😂

[@nbeasley2]

You get the funniest comments!🤣🤣👏👏 I love this group.💕‼️ In my world and my system, I'm thin and beautiful! Is that how this works? 🤞

[@Annie1962]

it's amazing to see the difference.. watched a court case yesterday and the video was soooo crisp and clear - and here we are ... hahaha.

[@WinteryMix84]

I feel bad for the Court Reporter.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

I don't think that was a question. 😂

[@Brian-Cherry]

In Scotland we would say “he’s not the full shilling”.

[@gpwnedable]

In Australia we'd say he's a few kangaroos short of a top paddock.

[@bloodyneptune]

Damn, the Fourth Age was _not_ kind to Galadriel.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@Docsjeff]

And apparently the “Little Bus” broke down and a few occupants wandered into a courtroom. Can he be anymore Monotone?

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@SnowmanTF2]

This feels more like this guy is preaching for his cult of hyphens than making a court argument

[@jeffanderson6390]

He should tell the court they have no jurisdiction because he's a ghost.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@ArneSlotnEGGer]

Wow he's dressed like a wizard. Didnt see that coming

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤩

[@chiefkatiehawke7317]

🤔What-the-hyphen-did-the-Blue-Wizard-say????🤣

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤷‍♂️😂😂

[@Moffeliten]

There's someone yelling hyphen, hyphen, hyphen in my brain right now.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@lizawilliams483]

I don't think a person who is deemed "insane"" could make up this crap.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@captainblacksand8484]

I've only made it halfway through, but this is GOLD. The robe and scarf are just icing on a delicious, hilarious cake

[@jro6681]

Hyphen, hyphen, hyphen, hyphen🙄😂🤣🤭😆the prosecutor does not look amused!🧐

[@jeffanderson6390]

Drink every time he say's hyphen. 🤣

[@jamesplymire5342]

Would be sh*tfaced in about 5 minutes. lol

[@andrewmiller4573]

SERIOUSLY!!!!! WHO'S AS DRUNK AS I AM EVERYTIME HE SAYS HYPHEN??????

[@TankNBeans]

At 2:05, the prosecutor's face says it all LMAO. That's the WTF is this gibberish face

[@faithcastillo9597]

OMG! It's a LOTR elf reject.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Atlas6355_]

The fact that he took his time typing that garbage is hilarious

[@LawTalkWithMike]

I wonder if he got to a point were he thought yes that is just right. 😂😂😂

[@kb1kos]

Regardless of his state of mind, commit him for a 72 hour psyche evaluation. That would give him three days of incarceration that he can't argue with. Maybe it will teach him that it's not a good idea to pull that crap.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

I do think he opens himself to that with these antics.👍

[@CAUSELESSREBEL]

If you can't Dazzle them with brilliance, Then baffle them with BS. This is clearly his plan.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂😂😂

[@smokesignals503]

This hyphen guy needs some bongos for his poetry slam

[@noobgoestrapping5084]

What’s hilarious is that at no point during his cross examination time did he say the words “question mark”.

[@gchecosse]

It's like he read a website for legal guidance and thought he had to read out the source code.

[@colind7678]

I tried to have a drink every time he said hyphen, but passed out after 5 minutes.

[@jonathansim678]

Loved the reference to the Washington judge. Always enjoy your take on these cases

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Thank You 🙏

[@Matein13]

Man, Jeffrey Tambor took his cancelling in a rough way.

[@stoney2732]

What the judge should've said, "Guilty as Charged, PERIOD."

[@markgado8782]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Would've been funnier with a hyphen. 😝😂🤣

[@bclaydon1]

Looks like a Wizard, talks like a Wizard, equipped with magical thinking.

[@Pattsnogle23]

He’s hyphen freakin hyphen delusional period

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@kris6071]

"in my world, in my system and understanding of the law I have committed no crime". These are just too good and the fact that they even believe it makes me laugh so hard at them trying to pass this BS off in a court of law.

[@barackmycat9448]

I can`t believe no one (Hyphen} comma busted out laughing. Exclamation point!

[@juju4842]

Barackmycat Hahahaha, I just did a very similar comment! So funny!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

I know I would have.😂

[@xmikerx666]

Oh hyphen I'm close, hypen, hyphen, I'm going to hypen hyphen hyyyyypppheennnn.

[@CAUSELESSREBEL]

There is another video wherein Mr Dennis (not a menace though) brings in his staff for assistance.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

I’m in!

[@richardvinsen2385]

That was freaky.

[@Rixxx1970]

He CAN’T be found guilty. He’s too smart for the rest if this world. What with all those hyphens and whatnot. We can’t even understand his superior thinking and speaking! I’m in total awe.

[@RobRoss]

This guy used to play cards with the Time Cube guy. (RIP Time Cube guy.)

[@qtrhrse7]

Saw him in a previous video with some sort of cornstalk staff...he's changed his rhetoric slightly,but apparently just loves the attention. He is entertaining.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Ok now I need to find that.😂

[@ladyericaj56]

@@LawTalkWithMike That is a good one. I'd love to see your take on it.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Thank You I will probably do it when I find it.

[@michaelwest2141]

There are points at which the prosecutors looked like they were holding back either laughter or “Wtf?”. I bet they lost it when they got out of the courtroom.

[@billhinton9787]

HE'S NUTS --- NUTS !!!!

[@juliemorales4533]

I'd order a mental health evaluation 😏

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Might not be a bad idea.

[@danconner321]

These SOVEREIGN CITIZENS aren't very bright. I am sure that if this Judge would grant recess,. one of them would approach the Judge and ask him ",where is the playground"?

[@tomgraves6463]

He may not have been traveling, but he was definitely tripping. Too bad the only broken glass was the 'windowpane' that he had dropped. Timothy Leary would be proud. 😁

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@jeffcd3559]

I'll give him this: The man recognizes a "tilde".

[@JohnCLewis-xk4nx]

How many times did Mr. Dennis say “hyphen?”

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Too many times. If I was the prosecutor I really would have been tempted to ask the court reporter to read back his question just for fun.😂😂😂

[@lisalambrecht6676]

Got -to -love -his -robe!

[@PassiveAgressive319]

I’m convinced that is SovCit patient zero!😅😅😅

[@itwasjammerthatclickedyou2262]

Hello Mike, I've seen this video before and all I can say is that at least Mr. Dennis was polite. I also think that if you substituted the word hyphen with the word f***ing, this argument would be right at home in New York city ! Belly rubs for the crew. Thanks Mike, Jerry

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@danielkeirsteadsr6939]

It appears the puppet has taken over the puppeteer

[@oktomcat]

He lost me with the first hyphen. lol

[@markgado8782]

I . . . Think I understood him.... 🥺😳 Am... am I broken? Help! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@6AlphaMikeCharlie9]

Oh man I have to travel to work in the morning but can't stop watching these videos

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Love it😂

[@Rose-ne6xq]

😂 what the hyphen😂???

[@Mr.WilliamCancel]

Mr. Hyphen is crazy!!!!!😅

[@mtkoslowski]

It’s Gandalf the White! 😆

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@claralee5776]

This Mr freebie has way too many hyphens in his letters

[@prairierider7569]

Had to watch this one on double speed, all the - $ - + -, -…😂

[@brendawilliams4952]

Magna Charta is the charter of English Liberties granted in the year 1215.

[@andrewmiller4573]

I smell a drinking game..........take a shot everyone!

[@jamesh8903]

Yeah but a lot of alcohol poisoning-or-praying-to-the-porcelain-god.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Yup😂

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🤩