CECI EST A PRENDRE AU SERIEUX !! j'ai péter 2 secondes avant que Marion demande qui a péter ça m'a perturbé
@karlsaleh41579 жыл бұрын
LOLLLL 😂😂😂
@chlove119 жыл бұрын
pfff 😂😂
@artbyaline9 жыл бұрын
+Matylda Rks Grillée!
@TheSharungo9 жыл бұрын
+Matylda Rks je trouve ça beau !
@BohemianConspiracy8 жыл бұрын
+Matylda Rks Vous en faites combien par jour ?
@safealaswas20019 жыл бұрын
Marion Cotillard is perfection
@JohnDoe-ot1vu9 жыл бұрын
Oui.
@antoinerodier9 жыл бұрын
meh.
@iLov3war9 жыл бұрын
+Antoine Rodier C'est grillé que t'es un français toi hahaha
@khxts9 жыл бұрын
+Ozymandias bonjour je suis un normand. Au revoir et merci pour ma carte Kiwi
@troudulapin70619 жыл бұрын
+ZedFX ~ Noé K. Voilà, bravo, rien que de le lire je l'ai dans la tête...
@aadigard858 жыл бұрын
What stephen says in french is actually very hard to understand
@NDMeow938 жыл бұрын
What did you mean? Because he is pronouncing it so poorly?
@Vitrunis8 жыл бұрын
Because he doesn't link words together correctly at all, he obviously has no idea what he is saying. Yet his accent isn't bad
@elisawawrzyniak81986 жыл бұрын
I totally agree 😂 I’m French and it’s easier for me to understand the translation in English
@fleur98516 жыл бұрын
Oui totalement il mâche les mots c est incompréhensible 😂 (and you have understood nothing in my last sentence)
@Drbouli6 жыл бұрын
Est-ce que quelqu'un a déjà utilisé les termes "ligne extérieure" ou ils ont juste mangé du Google Traduction avant de venir? XD
@MannyHuhnni9 жыл бұрын
As a French person watching this, it was hilarious x) I love how Marion doesn't take herself seriously and can have fun like this, I wish she were more like this on French tv as well. Stephen's french accent was not so bad also :)
@guevarascobarg51086 жыл бұрын
Manney "as a French person" "his accent is not that bad" mec son accent est tellement gros qu’on peut à peine comprendre le quart de ce qu’il dit. Je pense pas que tu parle français pour avoir dit quelques chose comme ça.
@martinkunev99116 жыл бұрын
J'ai du mal à comprendre Stephen avec son accent et je suis plutôt habitué aux accents américains.
@camille.b45586 жыл бұрын
Of course she is like this in France
@shiki_ryougii6 жыл бұрын
Guevarascobar G mais grave on dirait qu'il mache du chewing gum il articule queudalle incompréhensible ses phrases ...
@nicolasdessort18485 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is famous in France 😂😂
@nephastgweiz10229 жыл бұрын
Let's allow our citizens to wear guns, but forbid them to hear a curse word they would not understand anyway.
@lisa30in619 жыл бұрын
This... is terrifyingly true
@nephastgweiz10229 жыл бұрын
+JB P If you think we don't hear any "little jew joke" in France, you certainly don't know anything about France.
@nephastgweiz10229 жыл бұрын
+JB P Well it depends with people's opinion. I personally never seen any "call for hatred" in Dieudonné jokes, who is btw my favorite comedian, but I personnally don't think that someone trying to generate hatred against a community should be allow to do it. I wrote my last comment because I knew you were talking about Dieudonné, but you lied pretending that his arrest was about a "little jew joke". Because in France, we are absolutely allowed to say a little jew joke, you know it but it does not stop you from spreading bullshit on the internet. I know it because I'm french, but people who don't live here might believe your false facts.
@axmo-62769 жыл бұрын
+Bryan Lawler It's true that in the USA censorship is a big deal, a bit hypocrite at times, it would be cool if that would change after the primetime hours... I mean this is a night show, there's no need to censor some words, and it's the parent responsability if they allow their kids to see late night show, it shouldn't be ruled that hard by the FCC.
@howmanyroads13889 жыл бұрын
+JB P Sorry for my bad english please. But Dieudonné was arrested because he rented a theater with a false company and was kepting money from this company, I mean he cheated with the financial police and he was caughted ... It's simple don't you think ? And what you call a "little jew joke" was a complete stand-up against jews. He invited recently a negationnist the Jewish Genocide in his theater also ... So no, in France we stand up against that. I don't think that we have to take lessons about freedom of speech from U.S. I love your country, but please don't be arrogant with us, we already are with you x) And for your safety, I hope Donald Trump will not become your president ... Good luck with him ahaha
@Xelif379 жыл бұрын
I love the literal translation of swamp ass to "marécage du derrière", we don't use that expression but we definitely should !
@z-beeblebrox9 жыл бұрын
+Xelif37 It illustrates in a very literal sense what The Merovingian said about French, "It's like wiping your ass with silk"
@UFCMania1557 жыл бұрын
wouldn't be surprised if they said it in quebec lol...I'm canadian haha
@KingZercules7 жыл бұрын
Nope I'm québécois and we don't use that "Marécage du Derrière" expression. We'd say something more in line to : tu as le cul mouillé. You got a sweaty ass.
@willrainsford967 жыл бұрын
i love the one french speaker in the audience laughing as soon as the line is said, like an early warning system
@carolineahn77917 жыл бұрын
I believe it's actually Marion Cotillard who's laughing REPLY
@LutherDePapier9 жыл бұрын
She said "merde." And since it means "shit" they had to censore it.
@MasterC20129 жыл бұрын
+Luther DePapier Which is amusing since merde is only considered as a word lacking in taste and is by no means a curse word.
@lusitanimendes6419 жыл бұрын
yup, btw in portuguese is merda #RomanceLanguagesForTheWin
@LutherDePapier9 жыл бұрын
Grand Duke Well, "merde" literally means "shit" so yes, it is a curse word. Just like we sometimes say "shoot" instead of "shit" in the US, in France we may say "mince" instead of "merde" when trying to avoid the word.
@LutherDePapier9 жыл бұрын
JayPii C'est bon à savoir. :)
@RayasNegroOvejas9 жыл бұрын
Don't see how "shit" is a bad word, at least not for being a curse word. But i'm neither american or french.
@charliek5578 жыл бұрын
Je me demande si les gens qui lisent ce commentaire le comprennent
@aimeeblondel45948 жыл бұрын
Nathan Larigauderie oui tqt 😂
@charliek5578 жыл бұрын
Augustine Blondel / Alors ça va
@Kayipnesil018 жыл бұрын
Nathan Larigauderie pourquoi pas? :)
@zuckerhuetl7 жыл бұрын
ja versteh ich :D
@charliek5577 жыл бұрын
Serh gutt mench
@treebear83648 жыл бұрын
Her performance in La vie en rose is still on my top 5 list of best performances of all time given by an actress. Marion is amazing.
@Dreadz_Akila6 жыл бұрын
Except in the Dark Knight Rises :)
@sookwilson59262 жыл бұрын
I also lover her in A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT!
@elaenim5 жыл бұрын
"everything you say in french sounds so much more sexy and elegant and profound" trust me, just hang out with a few teenagers and it does not
@mathildemb63695 жыл бұрын
True 😂😂
@arthurpolaski28435 жыл бұрын
"Wesh tes bonne mad'moiselle"
@Rupaalex5 жыл бұрын
Questia fils ta serrer wallah
@jake.cee125 жыл бұрын
He was referring to Marion in particular...
@shootie29675 жыл бұрын
Sooooo true
@MynameisBrianZX9 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's not the French that makes it intriguing. It's Marion Cotillard.
@nephastgweiz10229 жыл бұрын
No, it's definitely the french language
@klmopmkioju89709 жыл бұрын
im french and i dont understand one word for the man
@MynameisBrianZX9 жыл бұрын
Jean Fou Stephen Colbert can't actually speak French; he's just reading the words off a prompter and pronouncing them with a bad French accent.
@klmopmkioju89709 жыл бұрын
yes i know me too with english
@SirPentinite9 жыл бұрын
+MynameisBrianZX Marion Cotillard would only be about 75% as intriguing without the French.
@pofila18 жыл бұрын
j'vous assure qu'on est pas aussi intense quand on parle ! on est pas tous des Jean Gabin
@nico31447 жыл бұрын
pofila1 c'est vraie
@lilianorellana38716 жыл бұрын
pofila1 😂😂❤
@nickcartman6 жыл бұрын
Ca fait rire que les ricains
@noursaccount6 жыл бұрын
trop vraie
@zaasfromparis6 жыл бұрын
Non mais on s’en tape mdrrrr euh en France à la tv on en fais aussi des tonnes !!! Tiens on va leur montrer Le bigdil on va voir si on est classe !! Elle est pas au USA pour représenter la France elle est là en tant qu’actrice donc en fait elle fait un peu ce qu’elle veux ....
@ttanyalogobdfr9 жыл бұрын
J'ai pas compris un seul mot de ce que le présentateur à dit 😂😂
@aiadorn41739 жыл бұрын
+yannmac7 Moi non plus, il a un gros accent
@lb17_7 жыл бұрын
Je trouve qu'il se débrouille très bien !
@TheJojoannie6 жыл бұрын
Tu dois être de France? Je suis du Québec et j'ai tout compris. Faut être ouvert aux différents accents ;)
@Dreadz_Akila6 жыл бұрын
Y'a une différence entre être ouvert et vouloir comprendre, je suis ouverte aux accents mais quand on comprend pas, on comprend pas xD
@Ayianathealteran5 жыл бұрын
Le présentateur est vraiment difficile à comprendre, en effet. Et il y a beaucoup de clichés, mais c'est drôle. It's difficile to understand what he says, Indeed. And there are a lot of chichés, but it's funny. 🤓
@morganel96498 жыл бұрын
Les clichés sur la France mdrr on est plus en 1930
@59DGO598 жыл бұрын
Dans la tête des américains, on a pas changé depuis
@alleemaria978 жыл бұрын
Eeeh mais c'était pas aussi mauvais que je pensais haha
@julie-kk5kf7 жыл бұрын
Morgane Potter C'est sur que mdrrrrr c'est pas très élégant.
@JamBear7 жыл бұрын
As a Western Canadian, I'm happy I could read and understand everything said here. I couldn't understand Colbert's accent, however.
@olelain7 жыл бұрын
En 1930, les français ne comprenaient ni "mdrr", ni le secong degré.
@fafafagat7 жыл бұрын
In every interview she talk very shy and timid and her voice kinda like shivers, but when she's acting, like during the skit, she seems very confident in terms of the way she speaks and also body language.
@johntrent0185 жыл бұрын
Being French and having to read the English subtitles to understand what he's saying.
@damiangiese31922 жыл бұрын
In the same boat here
@darkinstinctful1239 жыл бұрын
she looks amazing in that south-east asian styled dress.
@kingcole559 жыл бұрын
+Los Blancos RAHH!!! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!1!!!
@thepackofwasabibeans9 жыл бұрын
Darling, I'm not sure if that's even the right continent.
@adolfoocadizc9 жыл бұрын
+Los Blancos +brwerw It's not Dior, it's Marc Jacobs Spring 2016, please if you don't know about fashion, think twice about making statements like those two :)
@adolfoocadizc9 жыл бұрын
***** Marc's collection was inspired by Fiorucci and Schiaparelli, it doesn't even resemble a Galliano collection, please buy yourself a book ;D and Schiaparelli invented the scarf dress, not a region on South France lol
@darkinstinctful1239 жыл бұрын
***** I'm not sure if I should be worried or confused that you expect or want a straight man in his 20's to have knowledge about DIor. This dress is very very similar to the cloth women in that part of asia have been wearing for 500+ years. So, good for Dior for having it in his collection.
@kinorai9 жыл бұрын
as a french canadian, I find the french from France so "refined". I don't know if American and Canadian's feel the same when they compare their English to the British English?
@randomperson454149 жыл бұрын
+kinorai Yes we do! I guess Europeans are just better :(
@aurevoiralex9 жыл бұрын
+kinorai I respectfully disagree. I am also French Canadian, and a professional translator, and I am absolutely in love with OUR accent. It's warm and colourful and we adapt to new realities far quicker than the French, because we have no fear of inventing new terms (best example: "courriel" for e-mail. The French simply frenchified an English term, and use "mél".) All languages on this planet are pretty great in their own way, although the sound of German kinda makes my blood curdle. Regionalisms are the yeast that keeps languages alive! Adapt and overcome! :)
@kinorai9 жыл бұрын
Aleks Persson je vais ajuster mon commentaire! La façon de parler des européens sonne "exotique", comparé à nous, americains (français ou anglais). Mais c'est vrai, j'aime notre façon de parler, elle est chaleureuse, humaine, sincère et "naïve"! Joyeuses fêtes!!!
@aurevoiralex9 жыл бұрын
J'habite Montréal et comme je suis entourée de français de toutes les régions de la France à journée longue, l'accent n'a plus rien d'exotique pour moi. Nous sommes submergés. Je suis même étonnée lors que je surprends une conversation en "québécois" sur l'avenue Mont-Royal... ;) Joyeuses Fêtes à vous aussi et une excellente année 2016!
@nephastgweiz10229 жыл бұрын
+Aleks Persson But it is false, in France, we say both courriel and mail ! ;)
@Belasco758 жыл бұрын
When Bradley Cooper or Jodie Foster (they both speak French) come in France we don't do this kind of thing with american stereotypes... We should.
@mathru968 жыл бұрын
Definitely.
@BenteMeijer8 жыл бұрын
Belasco75 you should give them a fat suit, a happy meal and one of those carts for fat people like in wall-e
@romainc26598 жыл бұрын
What would we do? Take them to a mass shooting party, or a eating food contest?
@Laser0rick8 жыл бұрын
I know you guys are joking, but those stereotypes are not even close to being equivalent to what's in the video. The stereotypes in the video are silly at worst, while those American stereotypes are just plain offensive.
@ananas-poilu4988 жыл бұрын
Yep, we should ask them to say mundane french things with american style while eating junk food (XXXXXL amburger + XXXXXXL French fries + XXXXXXL Coca Cola + XXXXXXL milk shake)
@shkotayd97499 жыл бұрын
Cotillard is a phenomenal actress, and Colbert STILL got her to break character with that last one lmfao xD Was he about to crack too? xD
@hoeraufist9 жыл бұрын
+Shkotay D Oh yeah, you could see a grin just tugging at the side of his mouth. Made it all the better
@KingOfMadCows9 жыл бұрын
Colbert is right about Babe 2. It's a great movie. And it's directed by George Miller, the creator of the Mad Max franchise.
@JJJameson.8 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows Let's not forget also babe 1 and happy feet Good movies
@lisadovas41568 жыл бұрын
hard to understand colbert when you are french x)
@azilise33167 жыл бұрын
lisa dovas yeah ikr i didn't understood everything
@kelly897booo37 жыл бұрын
zouzou fx pourquoi tu parles anglais si tu sais qu’il parle français 😂😂😂?
@azilise33167 жыл бұрын
😂 je sais pas vu qu'il a commenté en anglais bah du coup j'ai répondu en anglais
@kelly897booo37 жыл бұрын
zouzou fx ok mdrrrr
@lolita06204 жыл бұрын
Je trouve pas 😂
@FrenchRugbyConnexion9 жыл бұрын
America, where having gun is more accepted than saying "shit" on TV...
@michaelaluna76846 жыл бұрын
It is an inalienable American right, and besides, guns don't kill people. People kill people.
@mugwump70493 жыл бұрын
@michaela luna The thing is, freedom of speech is ALSO supposed to be one of your inalienable rights. Words don't kill people either.
@mariagabbott3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@joeyanddvaness6663 жыл бұрын
@@mugwump7049 💯
@janelc18433 жыл бұрын
@@mugwump7049 💯💯💯💯💯 omg I don't know you but I love you
@Derhek8 жыл бұрын
What's the point to censor KZbin videos? Honestly I had no idea what they were talking about in the beginning since it was all censored. They could at least let the French as it is. They don't censor swear words in France
@xjg35068 жыл бұрын
Derhek they said in french you say shit to wish s.o. for successful performance. because, before there were cars, people come to the theatre in carriage dragged by horses, and horses shit. The more shit there are mean more people coming to see the performance. ;)
@BenteMeijer8 жыл бұрын
Derhek merde means shit
@patatedoucebb29198 жыл бұрын
Derhek at my high school, it was tradition that the principal would ask the audience to yell merde before each performance
@carolineahn77917 жыл бұрын
It was probably censored in part for comedic effect
@selimgmati95275 жыл бұрын
It thought it was the more horses would fuck the more people there'll be attending the show
@MCRhazees8 жыл бұрын
I speak understanding and I didn't even french what stephen said
@alexanderwicked89907 жыл бұрын
I understand speaking and I didn't even stephen what french said
@thisisajang6 жыл бұрын
I understand word of saying you
@manindersandhu25394 жыл бұрын
@तकरप लरक yeah,right!
@tyu34568 жыл бұрын
I love that Stephen puts the baguette violin on the correct side at the end
@alsunpilsut6 жыл бұрын
She is such a brilliant acterss! One of the best I've ever seen. And this is hilarious 😂!
@bartholomewarmbruster56937 жыл бұрын
"Babe 2: pig in the city is an underrated classic" 😭😭Thank you!!!! Thank you!!!!
@Tahia2138 жыл бұрын
I really thought Colbert' s heritage was French because of his name. But then he said Irish and I wasn't surprised, as France and Ireland always had a good relationship and wouldn't be surprised that one of his ancestors was French.
@Ivanisasi8 жыл бұрын
Yes, i thought the same! maybe one of his ancestors went to Ireland, who knows
@lxkrny9 жыл бұрын
Man I hate the FCC, the show comes on at 11:30PM and you have to censor a FRENCH cuss word.
@TheSmilingBandit29 жыл бұрын
+Alex K And the word is "Merde".
@collbackk9 жыл бұрын
+Alex K - The worst part is: she's just saying the word 'shit'... Unbelievable...
@josefareeding60909 жыл бұрын
+Alex K It's just the epitome of US American hypocrisy. Trump as a presedential candidate, a mass shooting every second day, but hey we have to censor a french cuss word at 11:30PM, because our kids are in danger..
@RobinHood-cd9mh9 жыл бұрын
+Josefa Reeding but do kids really watch politics? I found it boring as a kid
@TheSmilingBandit29 жыл бұрын
Robin Hood It is still boring as an adult.
@prod.hxrford38968 жыл бұрын
Wow Marion speaks very nice French
@annoyngorangerocks8 жыл бұрын
SURREAL Studios well she is French....
@prod.hxrford38968 жыл бұрын
I know haha.
@evangrt_95285 жыл бұрын
@@annoyngorangerocks R/wooosh
@heliam_46885 жыл бұрын
Almost sounds like she's french
@lilygreen2215 жыл бұрын
@@heliam_4688 ahahahhahah
@DustingBread9 жыл бұрын
Please pardon my French
@lillianleee8 жыл бұрын
the mustache on marion is WORKING
@chellelaw6678 жыл бұрын
She's such a good sport.
@ZombieWerePrechaunPire9 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the whole time 'when are they gonna bring the baguette'
@CelesteSDBK8 жыл бұрын
As a french, I approve this video 😂 It's too great ! 😂
@charliek5578 жыл бұрын
Commander J_S / On reconnaît les fans de Rick & Morty
@ebenizerb.schlestertrappdu69438 жыл бұрын
Here in Québec, we're so used to hearing anglos trying to speak french that I understood 90% of what Colbert said. Even though he was obviously reading his lines phonetically from a teleprompter or cue cards, I get the feeling this skit must have been kinda hard to set up. So, as usual, bien joué monsieur Colbert!
@Derhek8 жыл бұрын
Ebenizer B. Schlestertrapp Dumoulin That's interesting! From Paris, and I honestly understood only like 30-40%
@tdelioncourt12687 жыл бұрын
French who's been living in Québec at some point, I understood pretty much everything too ^^ and I think his french is not that bad for someone who obviously doesn't speak it.
@cup.o.joe...4 жыл бұрын
Inception is way easier to understand than Steven's french
@rafaelrandom5004 жыл бұрын
😄
@katchamak13938 жыл бұрын
les clichés ont la vie dure
@kaymouragues76155 жыл бұрын
encore plus que la corne de mes pieds
@simonbiensur4 жыл бұрын
ceci dit on mange encore des baguettes
@jamesmartin94014 жыл бұрын
That's the first time I've seen her comfortable on a talk show. She was on Graham Norton once and was on with a bunch of dudes with strong Irish accents and had no idea what was going on. It' was funny, but she was so lost.
@hadrien40898 жыл бұрын
_"Je suis fier d'être une grenouille."_ _"I'm proud to be a frog."_
@charliek5578 жыл бұрын
Hanayo Koizumi / Bien ... Une explication s'impose
@Dtonationify6 жыл бұрын
je suis fier d'être un poule
@clarawebber73146 жыл бұрын
@@Dtonationify une poule. Un poulet . Un coq.
@TylLeJaloux5 жыл бұрын
Grenouille et fier !
@saperlipopette26895 жыл бұрын
Say it loud !
@nikosvault9 жыл бұрын
Colbert is on point. Gene Siskel called Babe 2 the best film of 1998.
@funhippocampus78279 жыл бұрын
I just adore Marion so much! She's one fine thespian.
@danstiver91359 жыл бұрын
She's a great actress too.
@malaguetta19 жыл бұрын
Oui.
@blueboyjournal9 жыл бұрын
Marion is life, because Marion is love
@beckwilde9 жыл бұрын
omg everything does sound better in french
@Tudallebreton229 жыл бұрын
+Rebecca Chen Do i sound better ? :D Tu est vraiment très jolie :3
@beckwilde9 жыл бұрын
+Tudal Le Breton yes honestly
@lisa30in619 жыл бұрын
+Tudal Le Breton Bien essayé vieux.... ... mais j'ai des doutes quand au fait qu'elle t'ai compris
@Tudallebreton229 жыл бұрын
Pas important sa :3 On est sur internet, on s'amuse, tout sa n'est que virtuel, j'ai peu d'espoir de la rencontrer en vrai hein ^^ Mon petit mot doux c'était gratuit, je préfères sa que les gens qui s'insultent en permanence (surtout ici sur KZbin ^^)
@lisa30in619 жыл бұрын
Tudal Le Breton Rooh c'est trop mignon c:
@peperle8 жыл бұрын
As a french speaker, I say: -This video just sounds kinda dumb when you understand everything xD -Stephen is absolutely impossible to understand -As a Quebecer, only France accent sounds good, our accent doesn't sound sexy at all lol -Stereotypes on point!
@treehugger36157 жыл бұрын
I once overheard a chat between French Canadians, I thought they were speaking Norwegian. It wasn't soft, it was harsh and they sounded angry.
@essaly79697 жыл бұрын
I find Canadian French accent cute :).
@Dreadz_Akila6 жыл бұрын
The Canadian accent brings us joy ;)
@ablurida4 жыл бұрын
Pour ton 3e point ça dépend, je suis française et je ne parle pas du tout de la même façon avec ma famille que dans un milieu professionnel ou en voulant séduire, c'est là où je sors ma voix et mon accent sophistiqués hahah avec ma famille c'est pas raffiné du tout, plutôt beauf comme on dit ici. J'emploie même des expressions de 'racaille', va séduire avec ça!!! Ensuite, personnellement je trouve certains accents québécois sexy, plus que les nôtres. C'est exotique, et vous êtes moins nombreux donc c'est plus rare. Et je ne suis pas la seule!!!!! Les autres francophones qui insultent votre façon de parler, c'est parce que les cons parlent plus fort 😉
@ChachouLP4 жыл бұрын
You're accent is full of joy I like it
@brendamargareth39948 жыл бұрын
Somehow this remind me of that episode from friends where joey learns french
@albansoulier45878 жыл бұрын
Brenda Margareth c'est vrai et en plus il avait un bon accent !
@brendamargareth39948 жыл бұрын
Soulier Alban lipupu.. (?)
@annmitchell46636 жыл бұрын
Bleu bleu.bleu,bleu bleu blue...😆
@yamigekusu9 жыл бұрын
This bit reminds me of Everyday French with Pierre Escargot from All That! Nonsensical sentences in French and whatnot
@stantan73988 жыл бұрын
Pourquoi les gens se tapent des barres à chaque fois alors que c'est pas drôle
@psilinae8 жыл бұрын
Robert Paté du calme Robert et retourne enseigner
@CelesteSDBK8 жыл бұрын
Robert Paté Parce que c'est drôle: les stéréotypes exagérés, l'accent anglais en parlant français, les phrases dites. C'est hilarant
@jasmineb2728 жыл бұрын
Mais trop 😂
@Zz-lp8yr8 жыл бұрын
Jasmineb non c pas du tout marrant
@jasmineb2728 жыл бұрын
+Thunder Thug euh oui je suis aussi de cet avis, c'est pas drole, je sais pas ce que t'as pas compris dans mon comment 😅
@heyheytaytay8 жыл бұрын
"I have an historic case of swamp ass" FTW.
@JustineRoul9 жыл бұрын
Elle est extra notre Marion !!!
@marose82799 жыл бұрын
Elle se prend pas au sérieux, Marion, divine ambassadrice du cinéma français. Une pensée pour une autre française qui brille, Eva Green qui est nommée aux Golden Globes dans l'indifférence générale des media français. On t'aime aussi Eva!
@MrDododu929 жыл бұрын
+Caroline Grave, je kiff Eva aussi, elle pète la classe
@alex67ghost8 жыл бұрын
+Caroline Oui, surtout dans Penny Dreadful, qui est sa meilleure prestation
@MissGourmandefr5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't understand what Stephen said at all lol, and I'm French 😂😂
@beccasouthwick3 жыл бұрын
moi non plus 😭 je crois parce qu’il a dit les mots par syllabe et non pas par mot mdrr
@lukasrevees93546 жыл бұрын
CAN THIS BE A SERIES?!! I Could not stop laughing. I LOVE THIS SM
@joan68398 жыл бұрын
Is french gaining importance in Europe after the brexit? Just in case, I'm listening Stromae
@iersje8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he's Belgian and not French ;)
@joan68398 жыл бұрын
Iris Kuiters yes I know, but he sings in french right?
@jeanneborry51638 жыл бұрын
Yes he sings in french ;)
@catelivivzaza55988 жыл бұрын
yes he is Belgian but people talk french in Belgium.
@Emmolia9728 жыл бұрын
zaza 94 And Dutch !
@camillemg94799 жыл бұрын
C'était énormissime. Marion Cotillard m'a fait mourir de rire. Elle a tellement d'autodérision, c'est un régal ! J'ai adoré ce happening !
@jeremysears74028 жыл бұрын
LMBAO.😂. This was to funny. She's adorable
@oscarc3324 жыл бұрын
Marion is like an angel from heaven. she's so kind and adorable
@ethicalphytophage6 жыл бұрын
As someone who's learning French, I found this both amusing and useful. :)
@Aventus738 жыл бұрын
when she appeared with the mustache and hat, I completely lost it. thanks Colbert for making things more "intriguing"
@SaraMandoa8 жыл бұрын
Love the building in your photo :)
@GuillermoPussetto9 жыл бұрын
I would add that anything said by Marion Cotillard on any language will sound way more intriguing and sexy. On top of that, she is a great actress.
@mathru968 жыл бұрын
I came here 'cause I saw the thumbnail and I was like "oh I'm gonna tear them a new one in the comment section, fuck them for playing into the stereotypes everytime they have a french person on a talk show". But then I saw the video and I lost it at "qui a pété ici?". She clearly is a fucking beast of an actress for saying that with a straight face. You got me Colbert, I laughed, you're fine for this time.
@bellechu32758 жыл бұрын
Marion is so flawless.
@johnnypunish11 ай бұрын
She's the best FRANCE has ever produced! Incredible Actress
@paulron53698 жыл бұрын
Her dress is beautiful. I want it.
@jbdallara4 жыл бұрын
First time I see bread looking (and crunching) like real bread on an American TV show. As a french, that was a blessing moment.
@DavidArriola8 жыл бұрын
in spanish also: "mucha mierda".
@ernestomarcos01036 жыл бұрын
Dabid Arriola I was looking for this. Didn't know it had something to do with horses, though
@jerome5ify7 жыл бұрын
through history and wars France and Ireland have a long friendship, as a french i can say we love irish, good people, respect
@elleenrouge87858 жыл бұрын
Qui a fait le texte C'est quand même incroyable ? Stephen good work anyway :)
@meilmontigny92014 жыл бұрын
Thank God Stephen was subtitled. It's incompréhensible.
@meto28544 жыл бұрын
To be honest the “who farted here?” Is better acting that most of what we’ve seen this previous decade.
@Andesu9 жыл бұрын
Hearing a different language other than your native one is almost always sexier
@nephastgweiz10229 жыл бұрын
Depends where you come from... There are not really sexier sounding language than french, so when you live in France. I can also think of Italian, it sounds quite sexy
@thierryb71069 жыл бұрын
except dutch, german and Turkish. No offense if people from those countries read my comment, but their langages sounds horrible So far.
@Andesu9 жыл бұрын
Thierry B I don't know... When I visited Wien, Austrians sounded pretty sexy. The consonants are a bit harsher but still sexy. My Turkish professor sounded pretty sexy when she spoke Turkish, just saying.
@lisa30in619 жыл бұрын
Well I am French and Italian and I think these two languages are damn sexy even if they're mine
@Andesu9 жыл бұрын
Lisa 30in The point isn't that only foreign languages can sound sexy...
@gizelemariafr9 жыл бұрын
Oh là là Marion, vous êtes merveilleuse!!
@JihanePunk8 жыл бұрын
it's less fun when you speak French x)
@maximeletravail58615 жыл бұрын
Non
@litamtondy4 жыл бұрын
At the end, they are both pretending to play an instrument with their baguettes, but none of their instruments is the one that's actually playing in the background music.
@hayksamvelyan9 жыл бұрын
I'm dying over here. Fantastic work, Colbert
@Kiritsun9 жыл бұрын
- Monsieur, ma moustache est plus belle que la votre. - Sir, my mustache is more beautiful than yours.
@FeanaroNoldoran4 жыл бұрын
I just love how Stephen is able to keep a straight face
@mariebugnon30159 жыл бұрын
I'm French and I actually think everything sounds better in english x)
@iLov3war9 жыл бұрын
+Marie Choupa L'accent anglais (de l'Angleterre) est tellement plus classe que le français selon moi :D
@mariebugnon30159 жыл бұрын
Carrément !!
@VaimeY9 жыл бұрын
vendu
@mariebugnon30159 жыл бұрын
Oui tu as raison :) et chacun ses goûts mais je trouve que chaque langue est très belle et intéressante de toute façon :)
@leheat45339 жыл бұрын
+Marie Choupa L'accent americain est dégueu par contre.L'accent anglais est plus beau.
@amartyaroy26894 жыл бұрын
Her dress is just beautiful
@ybelizarero76288 жыл бұрын
Marion je suis avec toi
@alleemaria978 жыл бұрын
I'm french, and would totally eat that baguette on set as well ;) Looks gooood
@bennyton25608 жыл бұрын
"I'm Irish" lmao
@jonathangriffith42277 жыл бұрын
they should have this as a regular segment
@juanaltredo29748 жыл бұрын
things sound more profound in french, but even more so when is a woman speaking, and if she looks like marion... oh lala!
@nutellaflavor44238 жыл бұрын
juan altredo Dude I'm French and trust me, not everyone in France talks like that unfortunately xD
@tdelioncourt12687 жыл бұрын
It's because then known french actress have a very speacial way of speaking this bobo/profound acent. Like Eva Green, Carla Bruni, Mélanie Laurent, I love them, and I can speak like them but that would need an effort. ^^
@M_AyG5 жыл бұрын
J'adore cette femme, c'est quand elle fait sa tête de qui a pété que tu vois directement son talent d'actrice, quel charisme
@bennett91174 жыл бұрын
Colbert is a French name and i'm sure, Stephen Colbert has a French ancestor : Colbert is no Irish name.
@lunatuna89014 жыл бұрын
i have never heard anyone speak worse French than stephen colbert
@Derhek8 жыл бұрын
I had no idea what Stephen was saying most of the time
@DY-ul9xm5 жыл бұрын
Marion is so funny yet so chic and classy 💖💖
@taymer348 жыл бұрын
in portugal we say "muita merda" which is basically the same
@martymitch83758 жыл бұрын
taymer34 same in Italy.
@lucianoperrotat51706 жыл бұрын
It seems a Latin Country expression
@viamontes13 жыл бұрын
English : "Green glass towards worm verse" Me: "verre vert vers vers vers" :D
@TheIcy0018 жыл бұрын
I died at "Composez le neuf... pour obtenir...... une ligne............... EXTÉRIEURE!"
@smolinlondon9 жыл бұрын
babe 2 IS and underrated classic! thank you! ive got colbert on my side now, no one will ever laugh at me for saying it.
@remsaeybens3 жыл бұрын
Marion Cotillard elle parle super bien français n’empêche ^^
@entwiklung82094 жыл бұрын
"J'ai un cas historique de marécage du derrière" hahaha LOL :)
@aptstevenadrian8 жыл бұрын
0:36 do u guys hear fart sound?
@MrArtares8 жыл бұрын
oh dude i saw your comment and i just focus myself since 00:34 and i laugh so hard hahaha ty !
@string14147 жыл бұрын
wow. lol haha
@remyparaskovia54998 жыл бұрын
she's so precious
@FlokaBoss5 жыл бұрын
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